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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 26 2018, 06:27 PM (351 Views) | |
| Edward Dubin | Feb 26 2018, 06:27 PM Post #1 |
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("Road to Ruin" by Annihilator plays and the XWCW Logo is shown as blood red paint bleeding downwards covering the logo that turns black followed by the XWCW Roster in individual action poses finally ending with CEO Angela posing ominously in the center of the roster her arms crossed glaring as the camera pans closer to the roster and Angela. The scene switches to the ringsiders holding up signs saying "XWCW rises again!," "Hell's come to town!," "Bring on the Payne!," Suit's the perfect fit!," and "Ryno Charges!" as the camera pans around the arena and "Money" the theme from the Television series "The Apprentice" plays and Angela comes to ringside to cheers and enters the ring. She paces back and forth before pulling out her cordless microphone and stops in the middle of the ring and looks around.) Angela: "Welcome to the premiere of XWCW Warzone from the Shark Tank in San Jose, California!" (The ringsiders roar.) Angela: "I am the CEO of SWAT XWCW. You know when SWAT purchased this promotion to add to it's divisions. The higher ups wanted to find someone who could turn this promotion around and they approached me. I pondered the decision since I was also running SWAT Amazons at the time and I knew I had a lot of work to do after I accepted the position. So I got to work right away and I brought in the best talent money could buy. Believe me when I do something I do it big time." (The ringsiders roar.) Angela: "Now to show I'm real serious about doing things big time. I'm going to start off not with the ordinary match card. Oh no. You see we're going to have an old fashioned title tournament in the XWCW way to crown the first ever XWCW Extreme Champion and Hardcore Champion. They will be crowned in a battle royal, but this is no ordinary tournament....." (She shakes her head coyly.) Angela: "Oh no it's going to be like I mentioned in the XWCW way along with the battle royal and that means anything goes. Now the Extreme Champion goes on to meeting the SWAT International Champion Industrial Man on the next show." (The ringsiders roar and chant "XWCW!" "XWCW!" Angela: "You want truly hardcore and extreme action....You're going to get it big time here and believe me you're going to be impressed by everyone's matches tonight. So without delay or further ado LET'S....GO.....TO.....WAR......XWCW!" (The ringsiders roar as "Money" the theme from the television series "The Apprentice" plays and Angela leaves the ring and the camera switches to the color commentator's table where Dragon Tzu, Dragon Belt and The Shootfighter are sitting wearing their headsets.) The Shootfighter: "Welcome to XWCW Warzone and you just saw CEO Angela announce a title tournament and battle royal to crown the first ever XWCW Extreme and Hardcore Champion with the Extreme Champion facing International Champion Industrial Man." Dragon Tzu: "You're kidding me aren't you about the International Champion." Dragon Belt: "He isn't Dragon Tzu." Dragon Tzu: "Terrific I thought I retired to escape bad gimmicks and I'm still being haunted by them." The Shootfighter: "Well the roster is packed with some pretty good wrestlers both rookies and veterans....." Dragon Belt: "From both Hardkore World and SWAT I might add." The Shootfighter: "These guys are both tough and they are extreme and hardcore warriors and I can't wait." Dragon Belt: "You're old rival 'The Suit' is competing tonight along with his bodyguard Bruno." The Shootfighter: "Let me tell you something we had some very violent wars in the past and I have plenty of respect for Soutter. He feuded with my son, Tong, and they were just as violent and just as bloody. Believe me when XPW closed permanently I decided to hang it up and retire for good and I'm staying retired." Dragon Tzu: "That goes for me too. I'm staying retired and I had my share of wars too. There comes a time to hang it up and that time came and I did just that and that's hang it up. Call it a career and just enjoy my retirement. So I heard your son made it to the big time." Dragon Belt: "Yes and like The Shootfighter's eldest son The Mid-West Region folded before it even began and then so did Southern States. Now we'll see if ACW manages to stay open long enough for Little Dragon to compete." The Shootfighter: "Just like my protégé Psychotic Goth who got screwed in SWAT North East and believe me nobody's ever heard from him since." Dragon Belt: "I left text message after text message along with a lot of phone calls and he still hasn't answered." The Shootfighter: "Let's get back to the lineup. We have the 'King of Hardcore' Damian Payne not to mention Hell's Bouncer, who are two of the toughest S .O.B.'s in XWCW. W e also have Matt Ryno another really tough guy and that's just the start." Dragon Tzu: "I can't wait for the action to start." Dragon Belt: "Let's take the action to the ring to officially start the XWCW Warzone action." (The camera switches to Rad Rick who is dressed casually.) Rad Rick: "Welcome everyone to Extreme West Coast W-w-r-r-estling!" (The ringsiders roar.) Rad Rick: "I'm your ring announcer for all the mauling and brawling, pain and gain, blood and gore and most of all the violence that not even the FCC doesn't want you to see or experience live or on television including cable, live streaming etc! So what the fuck in hell are we waiting for....." (The ringsiders roar and chant "XWCW!" "XWCW!" loudly.) Rad Rick: "This opening contest is scheduled for one fall with the winner going on to the championship battle royal. Introducing first from Melbourne, Australia. He comes in at 6'2" and weighs 428lbs. He is accompanied by his bodyguard Bruno. He is the 'Big Bad Bustling Bandit,' 'The Center of Attention' and 'The Suit' and leader of the KGB and the boss of SWAT. Please welcome Paul Soutter." ("Rip it Up' by 28 Days plays and the ringsiders boo as Paul Soutter comes to ringside with his bodyguard Bruno. The ringsiders continue to boo as he enters the ring and flips them off. He is wearing Vader type trunks w/KGB logo in the middle of his chest.) (To be continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Feb 28 2018, 06:18 PM Post #2 |
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(The beginning riffs of "Heatseeker" begins blaring throughout the arena as the fans start popping loudly, flashes of green, red and white begin to flicker throughout the arena as Anthony O'Malley quickly walks out on the stage. As the first verse begins to play, Anthony bounces from one end of the stage to the other getting the fans riled up.) Getting ready to rock Getting ready to roll I'm gonna turn up the heat I'm gonna fire up the coal I gotta keep that motor turning I gotta keep that engine clean I gotta keep those tires burning I've got the best you've ever seen Rad Rick: "Making his way to the ring from Brooklyn, New York.....Weighing 205lbs....He is Kid Lightning.....Anthony O'Malley!!!!!" And I'm a Heatseeker charging up the sky And I'm a Heatseeker; and I don't need no life preserver I don't no one to hose me down To hose me down (The fans continue to pop loudly as Anthony Walks down to the bottom of the ram. He stretches and gives an egotistical, yet confident pose that only Shawn Michaels could be proud of as red and green pyros go off behind him.) Getting ready to break Getting ready to roll Get your shoes off and shake Get your head down and blow You gotta keep that woman firing You gotta keep that serpent clean You gotta make that sound the siren You gotta hear that lady scream (Anthony walks down the aisle, exchanging high fives with all his fans as they continue their loud pops for the cruiserweight.) Cause I'm a Heatseeker, burning up the town And I'm a Heatseeker, I don't, I don't need no life preserver I don't need no one to hose me down Don't hose me down I want to see you get up And see the whites of your eyes And I'm a Heatseeker, Heatseeker, Yeah! I'm gonna measure you up I'm gonna try you for size Gotta keep that motor turning You gotta keep that engine clean. You gotta keep those tires burning I've got the best you've ever seen (Anthony enters ringside and quickly runs up the steel steps and onto the apron. He crawls through the middle rope and climbs each corner of the ring, posing for the fans.) And I'm a Heatseeker, and I don't need no life preserver I don't need no one to hose me down, Woah! I'm a Heatseeker Heatseeker Out on the street feel the heat Dragon Tzu: "Well if you're going to make an entrance at least do it with some flair." Dragon Belt: "At least he doesn't lack confidence, but I think he can hold his own against the veteran Soutter." The Shootfighter: "Well both competitors are in the ring and the bell sounds to begin this first match of XWCW Warzone with the winner going on to the battle royal." Dragon Tzu: "My prediction is The Suit since he looks like the kind of individual who wants to hold the gold." Dragon Belt: "My prediction is Anthony O'Malley since Kid Lightning is the underdog and you don't bet against the underdog. He's also a champion in various promotions and he's hungry for more gold in his young career." The Shootfighter: "My choice is obvious and that's Soutter, since he's one of the toughest competitors and believe my I ought to know. Our battles were bloody, brutal and most of all hardcore wars. My son would agree to since the two of them fought a series of wars that were just as bloody and brutal. Soutter's the real deal guys and he could be champion the Extreme Champion after tonight." Dragon Tzu: "They circle and lock up and Soutter forces Anthony into the ropes. Soutter misses with a forearm and Anthony counters with a series of kicks to Soutter's leg." Dragon Belt: "I don't know how much of an effect it will have but O'Malley has a great idea to weaken the bigger man's leg. He backs Soutter into a corner and continues to throw kicks but Soutter shoves him away." The Shootfighter: "Give Anthony guts for forcing Soutter into a corner and trying to chop down that leg of his. Kid Lightning is all over The Suit like a pest and Soutter continues to shove him away. O'Malley gets a running start but Soutter comes out of the corner and counters with a clothesline. He sent Anthony 360 to the canvas." Dragon Tzu: "Soutter bodyslams Anthony with authority and follows it up with two more bodyslams. The Big Bad Bustling Bandit puts a foot on O'Malley's throat as Cougar, the Referee for the match, counts to five and Soutter releases the choke." Dragon Belt: "Soutter flips off the ringsiders as Bruno both cheers and urges him on. Soutter picks up O'Malley and gets ready to gorilla press him, but Anthony slips out and dropkicks Soutter's legs. Anthony bounds into the ropes and chopblocks The Boss of SWAT." The Shootfighter: "That's an intelligent strategy working on the bigger Soutter's legs. You take the legs out and there goes the offense. Still anything is possible and then there's Bruno who is still a factor." Dragon Tzu: "You think if Soutter is handing out bonuses at the end of this year Anthony will get one if he beats him tonight. Anthony continues to throw those chopping kicks at that leg while Soutter counters with a devastating chop to the throat. He stumbles and Soutter follows up with a resounding Judo chop that's heard throughout this arena sending O'Malley to the canvas on his butt." Dragon Belt: "Bruno hands Soutter a baseball bat and Soutter jabs the mid-section of O'Malley followed by jamming the baseball bat into his throat and holding it while Cougar makes the five count warning him. Soutter gets into his face but Cougar's not backing down." Dragon Tzu: "Yeah that's Cougar, Manitou and Thunder Warrior, they never backed down from any challenge in the IWA/AAL and they don't take no crap from no one and I ought to know since I teamed with them there before we all retired. Believe me Angela chose well." The Shootfighter: "She knows talent when she sees it. Soutter whips O'Malley into the ropes and Soutter clotheslines him with authority and then drops a devastating elbow on Kid Lightning and goes for the first cover of this show....One....Two....Kickout." Dragon Tzu: "Kid Lightning was lucky to kick out. Soutter applies a reverse chinlock and he has it in tight. He picks up Anthony and he lifts and spins him around and tosses him unceremoniously into a corner." The Shootfighter: "That's what you call overpowering your opponent and that's what Soutter does best. I know I felt it and so did my son, Tong Fairtex, and Anthony just felt it too. He gets up slowly and stumbles into the corner. Soutter charges in with a real head of steam but O'Malley desperately gets out of the way." Dragon Belt: "O'Malley was lucky or this match would have been over. Kid Lightning, pardon the pun, is all over The Suit, like someone trying one on. He unleashes a series of relentless kicks and punches before leaving the ring and returns with a chair. He pounds the canvas with it and he delivers a series of chair shots." Dragon Tzu: "Great sense of humor Dragon Belt. Seriously, O'Malley mounts Soutter and delivers even more punches as the ringsiders count along with him. Anthony jumps off and goes to the opposite corner. He charges and connects with a baseball slide dropkick to Soutter's leg." The Shootfighter: "Anthony continues to wrestle smart by going after that leg of Soutter's. Like I mentioned before you take the legs out and there goes the opponent's offense. He continues to chop away at that tree trunk leg of Soutter's who once again shoves him away." Dragon Tzu: "O'Malley leaves the ring and is about to execute a sommersault dropkick but Bruno grabs and yanks his leg sending him off the ring apron. He hits his head real hard and Cougar warns Bruno who looks at him innocently." Dragon Belt: "You know about the numbers game which catches up to you sooner or later. Soutter leaves the ring now and whips Anthony into the security railing. He charges and this time he does trainwreck Anthony and the security railing just moved right near the first row seats." The Shootfighter: "You could practically hear that from here. Soutter sets up a table and he picks up Anthony and suplexes him through the table. Soutter picks up the ringsteps and smashes them over Anthony's head. He rolls Kid Lightning back into the ring and makes the cover....One....Two.....O'Malley gets a shoulder up." Dragon Tzu: "You have to admit Kid Lightning has guts to hang in there with Soutter. Soutter whips him and clotheslines O'Malley again. He taunts the fans again flipping them off as Bruno urges and encourages Soutter. He grabs the bat again and he returns the favor by attacking Anthony's legs. He waits and smashes O'Malley in the back with the baseball bat." Dragon Belt: "Bruno throws an ice pick into the ring and we know it's not for chopping ice for beer and whiskey. Soutter has a sadistic look on his face and he starts carving up O'Malley's head head. He bites into that cut and makes it worse followed by a series of knuckle punches to that cut." (The ringsiders cheer as Michael O'Malley comes to ringside.) The Shootfighter: "Things have just evened up as Michael O'Malley, Anthony's brother, comes to ringside. He's obviously seen enough and is determined to watch his brother's back. Soutter and Bruno don't see him at ringside. Soutter whips Anthony into the ropes but misses with a clothesline." Dragon Tzu: "Soutter misses with another clothesline but Soutter catches him with a full powerslam. He drops a series of devastating elbows onto Anthony's chest and makes the cover....One....Two....T...No! O'Malley gets a shoulder up." Dragon Belt: "That was close. Soutter picks up O'Malley who delivers a series of punches that are ineffective but executes a series of headbutts to Soutter's stomach. Soutter counters with a series of crushing forearms to the back of O'Malley's head and neck." The Shootfighter: "Soutter's weight and power are just too much for Kid Lightning. Still give the kid credit for holding his own against Soutter with his speed and guts. Soutter picks him up again but Kid Lightning delivers a crotch shot. Michael throws in a crowbar and Anthony uses the claw part to hit Soutter." Dragon Belt: "Anthony smashes Soutter's legs with the crowbar and then resumes digging the claw part of the crowbar into Soutter's head cutting him open. He swings it and Soutter goes down to the canvas. Could this be an upset.....One....Two....T....No! Soutter kicks out." (To be continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 1 2018, 05:21 PM Post #3 |
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Dragon Belt: "Anthony almost flew out of the ring with that kickout. Anthony finds the baseball bat and cracks it over Soutter's back which can be heard all over the Shark Tank. He does it twice more before leaving the ring." The Shootfighter: "This is going to be trouble as Michael hands his brother a coil of barbed wire and he re-enters the ring. He uncoils it and wraps it around Soutter's head and face. This isn't just becoming extreme it's becoming more old school hardcore wrestling." Dragon Tzu: "Just when I thought the Hardcore and Extreme Title matches in the old IWA/AAL were bloody and in the old Hardkore Worls matches were bloody and violent. Soutter reaches up and grips Anthony's head and executes a jawbreaker before he snapmares Anthony. He pulls off the barbed wire and he goes behind Anthony and returns the favor." Dragon Belt: "Soutter pulls the barbed wire tightly and look at the blood spilling from Anthony's head and face. Michael's jumping around and pounding the apron urging and encouraging his brother on. Soutter delivers a series of powerful knees to Anthony's back while still maintaining his grip on the barbed wire around Anthony's face and head." The Shootfighter: "I know when Soutter is in his zone and he is definitely in it. Soutter whips him into the corner but Anthony moves out of the way desperately. He mounts the top rope and comes off with a flying forearm and Soutter's on wobbly legs." Dragon Tzu: "Anthony springs up onto the top rope again waiting for Soutter, but Bruno takes his legs out crotching him onto the top turnbuckle. Michael's seen enough and goes after Bruno who just slowly retreats from ringside with his arms up looking innocent. Soutter waits as Anthony sets himself up again. he flies off but Soutter catches him and Anthony's powerslammed hard onto the canvas." Dragon Belt: "Soutter's waiting for O'Malley to get up and when he's back on his feet. Soutter delivers a Soutter Special and I don't mean a menu item or Shrimp on the Barbie. He makes the cover.....One.....Two.....Three." Rad Rick: "The winner of this match at 8minutes 35seconds! Soutter!" The Shootfighter: "Soutter just showed why he's not just powerful but both ruthless and clever as well and that's why he's the leader of the KGB. However, give Anthony O'Malley credit for holding his own against the veteran Soutter. Kid Lightning is scrappy and he is tough and he has a bright future in SWAT XWCW." Dragon Tzu: "You can bet it's not over between the O'Malleys and KGB." Dragon Belt: "That's rather obvious Dragon Tzu." The Shootfighter: "Believe me my wars with Soutter and the Warhammer Corp. were the most violent, brutal and bloody in Hardkore World. You ought to know that too Dragon Belt." Dragon Belt: "I remember that War Games Match well Shootfighter." The Shootfighter: "Neither do I. Right now we'll take a break and return with more tournament action." |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 5 2018, 07:20 PM Post #4 |
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(They return from commercials for MMA fighting events along with ads for the lastest car models and blockbuster movies before returning to Dragon Tzu, Dragon Belt and The Shootfighter.) Dragon Tzu: "The next match like we said is going to be an old fashioned old school brawl like The Shootfighter mentioned." Dragon Belt: "That's putting it mildly 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Payne and Hell's Bouncer are two really tough guys." The Shootfighter: "Believe me Damian Payne is, pardon the expression, one hell of a tough guy and a hardcore legend and Hell's Bouncer's been coming up short as of late to getting that golden ring." Dragon Tzu: "Will it be Hell's Bouncer's night and time or will he come up short again." Dragon Belt: "I think it's Hell's Bouncer's time since he changed his training regimen and he's more aggressive and he's definitely looking good." The Shootfighter: "We'll see how good he really is against Damian Payne when they both step through those ropes into the ring. This match is definitely going to be both interesting and hard hitting." Dragon Tzu: "Well it's time for predictions. I'm going with 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Payne." Dragon Belt: "I'm going for Hell's Bouncer being it's his time and he wants to win real bad." The Shootfighter: "I'm leaning towards Damian Payne, but my heart goes for Hell's Bouncer and I think Hell's Bouncer could be the upset winner." Dragon Tzu: "There you have it our predictions for this match and now let's go to Rad Rick for the ring introductions, who is also standing next to the referee, Manitou." Rad Rick: "Are you ready to continue rocking the house!" (The ringsiders roar.) Rad Rick: "ARE.....YOU......READY......TO......ROCK.....THE......HOUSE!" (The ringsiders roar louder.) Rad Rick: "Then let's do this! This next match is scheduled for one fall and the winner goes on to the big title match battle royal! Introducing first from Las Vegas, NV. He comes in at 6'6" and weighs in at 270lbs. He is Hell's Bouncer!" ("Highway To Hell" by ACDC hits and Hell's Bouncer is standing on top of the ramp, he lifts his head up and from behind his trenchcoat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hell's Bouncer power walks to the ring.) Dragon Belt: "Looks like Hell's Bouncer is confident and now we'll see who will go onto the battle royal." (The lights in the arena go out. "It's Going Down" by X-ecutioners erupts over the PA around the arena.) Rad Rick: "His opponent hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295lbs. He is 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Pay-y-y-y-y-n-n-n-n-ee!" (The Camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp. He has shoulder length curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard......Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads. He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "Choke Bomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Is Relocated" in the back. He pulls off the T-shirt and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.) The Shootfighter: "The bell rings and these two waste no time locking up. They grapple for an advantage before breaking up. They circle and lock up again but again they gain no advantage. Damian challenges Hell's Bouncer to a test of strength which he obliges. They lock fingers slamming their bodies together." Dragon Tzu: "Damn they slammed their bodies together like two bulls colliding. Damian gains an early advantage but Hell's Bouncer slowly manages to regain some leverage and equilibrium. These two bulls want to outmuscle each other and they're refusing to give." Dragon Belt: "The intensity of these two is nothing short of high. Damian delivers a knee to Hell's Bouncer's mid-section followed by a series of clubbing forearms to the back of his neck." The Shootfighter: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and he clotheslines him. He scoops him up and bodyslams him with authority and does it a second and third time." Dragon Tzu: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the corner but Hell's Bouncer counters with a clothesline of his own out of the corner. He let's loose with a series of lefts and rights followed by a series of kicks and chops to Damian's chest and throat forcing Damian into the ropes." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer charges and he clotheslines himself and Damian Payne over the top ropes and out of the ring. Things are just about to get interesting. Hell's Bouncer bearhugs Damian Payne and he rams him repeatedly into the ring apron. He bearhugs him again and rams him into the security guard railing." The Shootfighter: "Hell's Bouncer charges and clotheslines Damian over the security guard railing. He climbs over and let the real brawl begin. Hell's Bouncer grabs a street sign and hits Damian repeatedly with it. Hell's Bouncer picks Damian Payne up and he bodyslams him with authority." Dragon Tzu: "Hell's Bouncer throws Damian Payne over the security guard railing. He climbs over and he sets up Damian in a piledriver attempt but Damian counters with a back bodydrop. Damian sets up a table and finds a bag of nails and spreads them over the table." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer's in trouble as Damian sets him up and sends him through the table. Damian finds a chair and beats Hell's Bouncer over the head with it. He throws Hell's Bouncer back into the ring and then finds a steel rod." The Shootfighter: "Damian has that insane look on his face as he hits Hell's Bouncer with that steel rod repeatedly. He continues to pummel him with that steel rod relentlessly as Manitou warns him but Damian gets in his face but backs off. He tosses that steel rod aside and picks Hell's Bouncer up and executes a backbreaker. He goes for the cover.....One.....Two.....Kickout." Dragon Tzu: "How he survived that assault is beyond me. Damian mounts and ground and pounds Hell's Bouncer before choking him as Manitou counts and warns him before Damian gets up." Dragon Belt: "Damian picks up Hell's Bouncer who counters with a small package.....One....Two.....Damian now rolls through.....One.....Two.....Hell's Bouncer rolls through......One.....Two......Damian counters with a roll through.....One....Two....Kickout by Hell's Bouncer." The Shootfighter: "You'd expect cruiserweights to do several small package attempts not heavyweights but what do I know. Anything is possible these days. Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the corner and he avalanches him. He whips him into the opposite corner and delivers a second avalanche. Now he delivers a series of really vicious clotheslines in the corner." Dragon Tzu: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and executes a gorebuster. He delivers a series of relentless elbowdrops to Hell's Bouncer's chest along with a series of legdrops to his throat. He covers and hooks the leg...One...Two....T....No! Hell's Bouncer kicks out." Dragon Belt: "Damian's beside himself. He picks up the rod and whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes but misses the grand slam swing and Hell's Bouncer counters with a spear off the ropes. He grabs the steel rod and returns the pummeling Damian's body and back." The Shootfighter: "This is true hardcore and extreme action the way it used to be and should be. Hell's Bouncer waits and hits Damian in the head repeatedly busting him open. He mounts and once again returns the favor with a ground and pound of his own." Dragon Tzu: "You called it Shootfighter when you said it would be a brawl and it's quickly become one. Hell's Bouncer whips Damian Payne into the corner and trainwrecks him. He whips him into the opposite corner and does it again." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer delivers a series of payback vicious clotheslines of his own. He opens up a can of whoop ass and Damian is slumped into the corner like a ragdoll. Hell's Bouncer charges and he delivers a baseball slide dropkick." The Shootfighter: "Hell's Bouncer whips Damian into the ropes ands executes a flying shoulderblock. He drops a series of knees onto Damian's chest and some fistdrops to the head before making the cover and hooking the leg....One....Two....T....No! Damian kicks out and Hell's Bouncer can't believe it." (To Be Continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 5 2018, 07:20 PM Post #5 |
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(They return from commercials for MMA fighting events along with ads for the lastest car models and blockbuster movies before returning to Dragon Tzu, Dragon Belt and The Shootfighter.) Dragon Tzu: "The next match like we said is going to be an old fashioned old school brawl like The Shootfighter mentioned." Dragon Belt: "That's putting it mildly 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Payne and Hell's Bouncer are two really tough guys." The Shootfighter: "Believe me Damian Payne is, pardon the expression, one hell of a tough guy and a hardcore legend and Hell's Bouncer's been coming up short as of late to getting that golden ring." Dragon Tzu: "Will it be Hell's Bouncer's night and time or will he come up short again." Dragon Belt: "I think it's Hell's Bouncer's time since he changed his training regimen and he's more aggressive and he's definitely looking good." The Shootfighter: "We'll see how good he really is against Damian Payne when they both step through those ropes into the ring. This match is definitely going to be both interesting and hard hitting." Dragon Tzu: "Well it's time for predictions. I'm going with 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Payne." Dragon Belt: "I'm going for Hell's Bouncer being it's his time and he wants to win real bad." The Shootfighter: "I'm leaning towards Damian Payne, but my heart goes for Hell's Bouncer and I think Hell's Bouncer could be the upset winner." Dragon Tzu: "There you have it our predictions for this match and now let's go to Rad Rick for the ring introductions, who is also standing next to the referee, Manitou." Rad Rick: "Are you ready to continue rocking the house!" (The ringsiders roar.) Rad Rick: "ARE.....YOU......READY......TO......ROCK.....THE......HOUSE!" (The ringsiders roar louder.) Rad Rick: "Then let's do this! This next match is scheduled for one fall and the winner goes on to the big title match battle royal! Introducing first from Las Vegas, NV. He comes in at 6'6" and weighs in at 270lbs. He is Hell's Bouncer!" ("Highway To Hell" by ACDC hits and Hell's Bouncer is standing on top of the ramp, he lifts his head up and from behind his trenchcoat a big mushroom cloud and a boom sound bellows, fire and fireworks explode and Hell's Bouncer power walks to the ring.) Dragon Belt: "Looks like Hell's Bouncer is confident and now we'll see who will go onto the battle royal." (The lights in the arena go out. "It's Going Down" by X-ecutioners erupts over the PA around the arena.) Rad Rick: "His opponent hailing from Denver, Colorado and weighing in at 295lbs. He is 'Sadistic Insanity' Damian Pay-y-y-y-y-n-n-n-n-ee!" (The Camera zooms in from the bottom of the entrance ramp and glares out at the crowd before making his way down the entrance ramp. He has shoulder length curly light brown hair and a light brown goatee beard......Damian Payne is wearing a pair of black boots, a pair of knee length denim shorts and a pair of black elbow pads. He is also wearing a black T-shirt with "Choke Bomb Central" in orange on the front and "Hell Is Relocated" in the back. He pulls off the T-shirt and throws it into the crowd as he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring.) The Shootfighter: "The bell rings and these two waste no time locking up. They grapple for an advantage before breaking up. They circle and lock up again but again they gain no advantage. Damian challenges Hell's Bouncer to a test of strength which he obliges. They lock fingers slamming their bodies together." Dragon Tzu: "Damn they slammed their bodies together like two bulls colliding. Damian gains an early advantage but Hell's Bouncer slowly manages to regain some leverage and equilibrium. These two bulls want to outmuscle each other and they're refusing to give." Dragon Belt: "The intensity of these two is nothing short of high. Damian delivers a knee to Hell's Bouncer's mid-section followed by a series of clubbing forearms to the back of his neck." The Shootfighter: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and he clotheslines him. He scoops him up and bodyslams him with authority and does it a second and third time." Dragon Tzu: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the corner but Hell's Bouncer counters with a clothesline of his own out of the corner. He let's loose with a series of lefts and rights followed by a series of kicks and chops to Damian's chest and throat forcing Damian into the ropes." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer charges and he clotheslines himself and Damian Payne over the top ropes and out of the ring. Things are just about to get interesting. Hell's Bouncer bearhugs Damian Payne and he rams him repeatedly into the ring apron. He bearhugs him again and rams him into the security guard railing." The Shootfighter: "Hell's Bouncer charges and clotheslines Damian over the security guard railing. He climbs over and let the real brawl begin. Hell's Bouncer grabs a street sign and hits Damian repeatedly with it. Hell's Bouncer picks Damian Payne up and he bodyslams him with authority." Dragon Tzu: "Hell's Bouncer throws Damian Payne over the security guard railing. He climbs over and he sets up Damian in a piledriver attempt but Damian counters with a back bodydrop. Damian sets up a table and finds a bag of nails and spreads them over the table." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer's in trouble as Damian sets him up and sends him through the table. Damian finds a chair and beats Hell's Bouncer over the head with it. He throws Hell's Bouncer back into the ring and then finds a steel rod." The Shootfighter: "Damian has that insane look on his face as he hits Hell's Bouncer with that steel rod repeatedly. He continues to pummel him with that steel rod relentlessly as Manitou warns him but Damian gets in his face but backs off. He tosses that steel rod aside and picks Hell's Bouncer up and executes a backbreaker. He goes for the cover.....One.....Two.....Kickout." Dragon Tzu: "How he survived that assault is beyond me. Damian mounts and ground and pounds Hell's Bouncer before choking him as Manitou counts and warns him before Damian gets up." Dragon Belt: "Damian picks up Hell's Bouncer who counters with a small package.....One....Two.....Damian now rolls through.....One.....Two.....Hell's Bouncer rolls through......One.....Two......Damian counters with a roll through.....One....Two....Kickout by Hell's Bouncer." The Shootfighter: "You'd expect cruiserweights to do several small package attempts not heavyweights but what do I know. Anything is possible these days. Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the corner and he avalanches him. He whips him into the opposite corner and delivers a second avalanche. Now he delivers a series of really vicious clotheslines in the corner." Dragon Tzu: "Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and executes a gorebuster. He delivers a series of relentless elbowdrops to Hell's Bouncer's chest along with a series of legdrops to his throat. He covers and hooks the leg...One...Two....T....No! Hell's Bouncer kicks out." Dragon Belt: "Damian's beside himself. He picks up the rod and whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes but misses the grand slam swing and Hell's Bouncer counters with a spear off the ropes. He grabs the steel rod and returns the pummeling Damian's body and back." The Shootfighter: "This is true hardcore and extreme action the way it used to be and should be. Hell's Bouncer waits and hits Damian in the head repeatedly busting him open. He mounts and once again returns the favor with a ground and pound of his own." Dragon Tzu: "You called it Shootfighter when you said it would be a brawl and it's quickly become one. Hell's Bouncer whips Damian Payne into the corner and trainwrecks him. He whips him into the opposite corner and does it again." Dragon Belt: "Hell's Bouncer delivers a series of payback vicious clotheslines of his own. He opens up a can of whoop ass and Damian is slumped into the corner like a ragdoll. Hell's Bouncer charges and he delivers a baseball slide dropkick." The Shootfighter: "Hell's Bouncer whips Damian into the ropes ands executes a flying shoulderblock. He drops a series of knees onto Damian's chest and some fistdrops to the head before making the cover and hooking the leg....One....Two....T....No! Damian kicks out and Hell's Bouncer can't believe it." (To Be Continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 6 2018, 06:22 PM Post #6 |
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Dragon Tzu: "You have to admit this is a good match. Hell's Bouncer whips Damian into the ropes but Damian kicks him in the face. He clotheslines Hell's Bouncer from behind and delivers a series of vicious forearms to Hell's Bouncer's face and head. He stomps the back of his head and then the back before making the cover.....One....Two......Th....No! Hell's Bouncer gets an arm up." Dragon Belt: "That was definitely a miracle if you ask me. Damian leaves the ring and finds a cheese grater which doesn't look good for Hell's Bouncer. Damian scrapes the head of Hell's Bouncer shredding him open and now both are bleeding badly." The Shootfighter: "No one said it would be pretty or technical with these two. You have to admit that it's non-stop action the way it should be. Damian whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and catches him in a bearhug. He lifts him up and holds him like a child." Dragon Tzu: "What power from the Sadistic One. Hell's Bouncer attempts to punch Damian's head but Damian continues to apply even more pressure as he tightens that bearhug which puts pressure of Hell's Bouncer's back. Hell's Bouncer counters with a series of thunder claps forcing Damian to release the hold." Dragon Belt: "That disturbs the equilibrium of Damian briefly and he quickly shakes it off. He retaliates with a series of violent knees to Hell's Bouncer's mid-section followed by a series of chops to his throat. He whips Hell's Bouncer into the ropes and spears him and covers him grabbing the leg.....One....Two.....Thr.....No! Hell's Bouncer gets a shoulder up." The Shootfighter: "Damian's really enraged now. He whips Hell's Bouncer into the corner and he returns the favor with a trainwreck of his own. He backs up and does it again with twice the force. Damian opens up a can of whoop ass of his own and Hell's Bouncer slips down to the canvas. Damian now backs up and delivers a spear of his own and he slumps down to the canvas." Dragon Tzu: "Damian signals that the end is near and he picks up Hell's Bouncer and executes his Choke Bomb. Damn talking about a devastating move on a fellow big guy like Hell's Bouncer. He makes the cover and hooks the leg.....One....Two....Thre....No! Hell's Bouncer gets a shoulder up again. Unbelievable." Dragon Belt: "Unbelievable is right. I thought Damian actually did get the three count but that's just me. Damian applies a rear chinlock and he's cranking it in relentlessly. Manitou's checking to see if it's a choke and let's it go. Hell's Bouncer slowly gets to his feet and elbows his way out." The Shootfighter: "Hell's Bouncer bounds into the ropes and delivers a clothesline which wobbles Damian. He bounds into the ropes again and delivers a second and Damian's still standing. Hell's Bouncer tries for a third and Damian counters with a clothesline of his own and both men are down." Dragon Tzu: "That obviously took a lot out of those two men as Manitou starts the count. He up to three and both men are still down. Manitou counts to five and both are still down. This shows how physical a match it has been and it's going to come down two who can roll over and place an arm over the other." Dragon Belt: "Manitou counts to eight and they barely start to stir. He's up to nine and he rings the bell as Damian places an arm over Hell's Bouncer's chest not realizing that Manitou just rand the bell already sounded." Rad Rick: "The referee has informed me that at 9minutes and 55seconds that this match ends in a draw." (The ringsiders boo as Angela comes out.) Angela: "Hold it! Hold it! Hold on! The fans expect a winner and they shall have a winner. Now I could restart the match but that wouldn't be right because of a controversial quick roll up or whatever. So I'm going to allow the match to continue in the battle royal and whoever is eliminated will win the match." (The ringsiders cheer at the decision.) The Shootfighter: "Both competitors can't believe it. Hell neither can I but that's the CEO's decision and that's final. You still have to admit the brutality of this match was unbelievable and hard hitting and the ringsiders loved it. So instead of an eight man battle royal it's going to be nine." Dragon Tzu: "If anyone wants to predict a nine or more man battle royal nows the time to do so." Dragon Belt: "I'll hold off on that since it's Like Shootfighter said about this sport being unpredictable. When we return we'll have another interesting match up involving Dave Brickheart squaring off against Carpenter." The Shootfighter: "Brickheart's a legendary name in both Hardkore World and SWAT and so is Carpenter and he's just as tough competitor as Brickheart and that match is up next." |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 6 2018, 06:40 PM Post #7 |
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(They return after showing promos for upcoming sporting events along with the latest video streaming service programs before switching to a scene of devastation.) Voice: "Devastation!" (The scene flashes repeatedly.) Voice: "Annihilation!" (The scene disappears and the X-Tron goes into total darkness along with the whole arena.) Voice: "In April it's going to be Total Annihilation!" (The lights go back on and the X-Tron returns back to it's normal screen.) The Shootfighter: "That was you wasn't it." Dragon Tzu: "Me....!" The Shootfighter: "That was your voice Dragon Tzu." Dragon Tzu: "No it wasn't." Dragon Belt: "It wasn't my voice. Maybe it was Joe Pesci's since he slumming around acting like a stinking big shot stakeholder in SWAT." The Shootfighter: "He shows his stinking face in XWCW and his ass and every bone in his body will be needing laser repair." Dragon Tzu: "No let Angela do it. Anyway, XWCW proudly presents April Annihilation, which wasn't voiced by me I might add. All three of us were in that event before ACE Wrestling World folded and it was a war." The Shootfighter: "That's right we were in that event and Dragon Belt disguised himself as you to win the ACE America Heavyweight Title stealing the title." Dragon Belt: "You forgot it was everyman for himself. Besides the promotion folded like you said after April Annihilation." Dragon Tzu: "How can anyone believe you were 7'3" tall and you disguised yourself as me." The Shootfighter: "Getting back to tonight's card our next match has Dave Brickheart facing Carpenter. This is going to be a good one since both are cruiserweights with lots of experience." Dragon Tzu: "Dave's the son of Cameron Brickheart and Dave's determined to carry on the family legacy just like your son Little Dragon in SWAT Southern States." Dragon Belt: "There's no more SWAT Southern States and Little Dragon's now wrestling in ACW. He held is own against a very tough opponent in his debut. Now getting back to this match Carpenter is quite tough and very sadistic like Brickheart is." The Shootfighter: "The funny thing is that Carpenter is also associated with Beelzebozo who is also associated with Industrial Man Atilla Balan. He's one tough competitor." (To Be Continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 8 2018, 06:24 PM Post #8 |
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Dragon Tzu: "Which is going to make this a really interesting match up. It's tradition vs. Toughness. Right now let's go to the ring with Rad Rick and the intros." Rad Rick: "People of San Jose, are you ready for more action....." (The ringsiders roar.) Rad Rick: "I can't hear you....!" (The ringsiders roar louder.) Rad Rick: "Then let's do this! This next match is scheduled for one fall and the winner goes on to the battle royal title match. Introducing first from Red Bank, New Jersey. He comes in at 6'2" and weighs in at 220lbs. Carpenter." (Carpenter comes to the ring cocky and swaggering ignoring the fans as he comes to the ring. He reaches the ring and saunters around the ring then slides in slowly. He moves into the corner and sits down on the mat, arms on the ropes, watching the entryway.) Rad Rick: "Now introducing from Hell, Michigan. He comes in at 5'7" and weighs in at 219lbs. Dave Brickheart." (Straight Out Of Line" by Godsmack plays and they both enter in the same outfit but his good side is happy and jumps around a lot. He does a large flip from outside to the center of the ring and lands with one knee on the ground and his hands raised. As he lands the ringposts explode like Brock Lesner's when he jumps onto the apron. His dark side comes out through the thick cloud of fog and goes straight to the ring with an attitude. He never shows off for the audience just stands waiting for the opponent if they are already in the ring.) Dragon Tzu: "W ell that was an interesting entrance...." The Shootfighter: "Believe me Dave Brickheart is a's very volatile and unpredictable. Now we'll see who shows up in what form. The bell rings and this match is underway." Dragon Tzu: "They circle and lock up. Dave goers behind and he lifts and throws Carpenter hard to the mat. He rides him into the ropes and the referee, Thunder Warrior, calls for the break. They get up and lock up again and Dave applies a side headlock and takes him over the hip." Dragon Belt: "They grapple on the mat for position. Carpenter rolls him up and Dave rolls through it maintaining the side headlock. They make their way back to their feet and Carpenter lifts Dave up but Dave counters with an over the hip side headlock takeover." The Shootfighter: "So far the nice side of Dave Brickheart is coming out but how long will he remain until his evil side comes out. Well we'll see Dave regains control of the side headlock and Carpenter applies a head scissors and Dave manages to work his way out of it and they both spring to their feet." Dragon Tzu: "So far it's been both equal and action packed in the early going. They lock up again and Carpenter kicks Dave in the mid-section and whips him into the ropes. Dave ducks a clothesline and he dropkicks Carpenter. He follows it up with a second and a third sending Carpenter flying out of the ring." Dragon Belt: "Speaking of flying Dave bounds into the ropes and builds up momentum and he flies through the ropes and he shoulderblocks Carpenter into the security guard railing which almost tipped over onto the ringsiders." The Shootfighter: "Dave fires up the ringsiders and storms the ring. He waits as Carpenter stirs and makes his way back into the ring. Dave baseball slides Carpenter out of the ring again." Dragon Tzu: "Brickheart's literally on fire as he's dominating Carpenter early on. You have to admit he's good. Hell even I admit he's good. He's showing why he's determined to live up to his father's legacy and standards. Brickheart rolls Carpenter back into the ring and he goes to the top rope and comes off with a legdrop." (To Be Continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 9 2018, 06:33 PM Post #9 |
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Dragon Belt: "Brickheart whips Carpenter into the ropes but he reverses it and Carpenter dropkicks Brickheart. He drops a series of knees to Brickheart's back and starts working on it. Carpenter picks up Dave and he bodyslams." The Shootfighter: "That's a good move on Carpenter's part. You work on one area to weaken your opponent and continue until on until your opponent concedes, taps out or becomes unconscious from the submission. That's how it's done and should always be done in professional wrestling." Dragon Tzu: "I agree with you there Shootfighter. That's the real way to wrestle in the ring. Carpenter continues to drop knees into the back of Brickheart. He rolls him over for the count....One....Two....Kickout by Dave Brickheart." Dragon Belt: "Carpenter straddles Brickheart as he turns onto his stomach and butt bounces onto him. He laces his fingers together and cinches in a chinlock and he's rocking back and forth keeping the pressure on Brickheart's back." The Shootfighter: "That's what Carpenter needs to do. He has to concentrate on Brickheart's back. The more hurt his back is the more trouble he has lifting his opponent Brickheart is slowly and painfully making his way towards the ropes. He's almost there but Carpenter pulls him away." Dragon Tzu: "Carpenter resumes the use of that chinlock and continues to rock back and forth relentlessly applying even more pressure of Brickheart's back. Dave gets up slowly and holds Carpenter piggyback and he executes an electric chair." Belt: "Both men are down and Thunder Warrior is counting them both as they start to stir. Dave Brickheart, drops an arm over Carpenter's face....One....Two....Kickout by Carpenter but just barely." The Shootfighter: "Barely is right Dragon Belt. Brickheart's expression has just taken an ominous turn like he always had in his days Hardkore World. Believe me Dragon Tzu, this isn't going to end well for Carpenter if what he plans on doing to him is going to occur." Dragon Tzu: "Dave Brickheart leaves the ring and returns with a barbed wire baseball bat. You called it Shootfighter. He waits for Carpenter to get up and swings but Carpenter barely ducks. He tackles Brickheart and both begin to roll back and forth punching each other. These two are definitely out of their minds." Dragon Belt: "Both seem to want to prove to the other that they can be hardcore and are going all out to tear each other apart now." The Shootfghter: "Carpenter whips Dave Brickheart into the ropes and tilt-a-whirl backbreakers Dave and finds the barbed wire baseball bat and starts beating him with it. Dave's a bloody mess and Carpenter's not through yet. He whips him into the corner and charges in with a flying knee to his face." Dragon Tzu: "Carpenter whips Dave Brickheart into the ropes again but Dave ducks a clothesline and comes off with a spear. He grabs the barbed wire baseball bat and he starts beating Carpenter into a bloody mess. Talking about a bloodbath between two unstable individuals. These two are two unstable characters." (To Be Continued) |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 12 2018, 05:56 PM Post #10 |
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Dragon Belt: "These two are determined to destroy the other and believe me they seem to not be giving any quarter or any ground whatsoever. Carpenter seems to have the edge again after he DDT's Brickheart before leaving the ring and he returns with a glass bottle. He breaks it over Brickheart's head and he uses the shards to rub and scrape his head further bloodying Brickheart. He leaves the ring again and returns with a table. He sets it up and then leaves and returns with some chicken wire. He wraps it around Brickheart and then places him on the table before wrapping it around the table. He then finds some lighter fluid and quirts it onto the table and lights it up. He climbs to the top rope and bellows before flying off and he crushes Brickheart through the table." The Shootfighter: "That was downright lunacy. He almost killed both himself and Brickheart. He makes the cover.....One.....Two.....T.....No! Brickheart barely gets a shoulder up. Carpenter slides another table into the ring and he does the same thing he did with Brickheart the first time. He bodyslams him onto the table and removes the chicken wire from his body before setting the table on fire again. He goes to the top rope again and bellows even louder but Brickheart barely roles off the table as Carpenter crashes through the table." Dragon Tzu: "My god that was downright suicidal. Brickheart barely removes that barbed wire from him and he is bleeding all over his body. He takes Carpenter and whips him into the ropes and gores him hard. Brickheart wraps the chicken wire around his fists and that sadistic look on his face sure isn't one that says Hi ya Carpenter. He scrapes it over Carpenter's head and he is now gushing blood." Dragon Belt: "If you want extreme you're getting it. Brickheart whips Carpenter into the ropes and he holds on but Brickheart charges and clotheslines both himself and Carpenter over the ropes. They continue their wild and bloody brawl all over the ringside area as Thunder Warrior counts. Carpenter piledrives Brickheart onto the hard concrete and then storms the ring to beat the count and the bell rings." Rad Rick: "Your winner at 6minutes 55seconds. Carpenter." Dragon Tzu: "Talking about a wild brawl between these two guys and you can bet Brickheart is going to want some revenge on Carpenter for what just happened. Still Carpenter goes on to the big battle royal to determine who wins the Extreme Title to face Industrial Man and the Hardcore Title." Dragon Belt: "Things are getting quite interesting in the XWCW and coming up is another interesting match up as Dean Green faces off against Ric Sharpe." The Shootfighter: "That match up is going to be quite interesting and I can't wait for that one. In fact, let's go to Rad Rick for the ring intro." Rad Rick: "So how did you enjoy that match up......" (The ringsiders roar.) Rad Rick: "Yeah that was totlally awesome and there's more to come. Right now don't forget your subscription to XWCW Magazine where you can find out about your favorites in each mothly edition. Also don't forget the upcoming April Armeggedon Pay Per View event coming to you live from the home of the Honalulu Bowl in Honalulu, Hawaii....." Dragon Tzu: "Hope there's no threats from you know who when this event occurs." Dragon Belt: "We'll see what happens." Rad Rick: "Now let's get back to the action. This match is scheduled for one fall and introducing from Las Vagas, NV. He comes in at 6'4" and weighs in at 225lbs. He is the Lunatic Dean Green." ("Monster" hits and Dean Green walks down the ring punching the air a few times as he slaps hands with the fans. He walks to the middle of the ring, and poses for the fans giving them his trademark smirk sending them into a frenzy.) Rad Rick: "Now introducing from....." (Angela comes out.) Angela: "Hold it I just got word that someone attacked Ric Sharpe and he's been sent to the hospital. Now I know everyone is expecting a match and you're going to get a match. So I'm going to move up the Matt Ryno and Flambouyant Red match and make this match a three way match up." (The ringsiders roar.) Angela: "Now If I find out who did this someone is going to have hell to pay. I do mean real hell to pay." (The ringsiders roar as Angela leaves for the backstage.) Edited by Soutter, Mar 13 2018, 02:15 AM.
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| Menace | Mar 13 2018, 02:14 AM Post #11 |
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Ice t Peel their Caps Back (instrumental) hits as we switch back to the ring. SWAT Owner Paul Soutter is in there wearing a Hawaiian shirt open over the top of a KGB t-shirt with a black arm band around the left arm. Bruno standing protectively behind him, arms crossed and black sunglasses on. There is a lounge suite in the ring and on the SWAT Tron we see doctored footage of Tom Cruise jumping up and down on the couch imposed in the ring. Then more doctored footage showing Rick James / Dave Shappelle on his back stamping his feet on the couch “FUCK_YOUR_COUCH”. Now a shot of Heidi giving Suit a lap dance on the couch. Soutter : Hello everyone, and welcome to SUIT’S SUITE!!! Tonight, our very first in the West Coast, we have something different, we have a guest who demanded this spot and this time, so, lets bring him on out and see what he has to say. He is one of the best the business has seen and known, done it all and then some .... KILROY EVANSSSSS!!! "Last Goodbye (Dual Mix)" by iwannabethecollector Here's a Youtube link to it: https://youtu.be/wC3W_MxDR5Q Kilroy enthusiastically walks out from the back. He walks calmly to the ring, interacting with the fans, and taking his time to enjoy the trip. Soutter : Welcome Kilroy, a pleasure to share the Suite with you tonight my friend. Kilroy : A pleasure to be here, wow, isn’t this really civil. Soutter : Two old friends who have been around the block. Kilroy : Friends is an odd term for two people who've made a habit out of trying to cave each other's skulls in on-and-off for years. I'd say that makes us "Friends With Benefits!" The crowd laughs and catcalls as Kilroy smiles at an embarrassed looking Soutter. Still smiling, Kilroy looks around at the people. Soutter : You wish, Pal! Kilroy : What? Does that mean something different? Soutter : Did when i last looked, who knows now with some of these new kids though, (mockingly) why back in our day. Kilroy (laughs) It's true! In wrestling years, we're practically ancient. So I'm out to announce my retirement. Hushed slince from the crowd. Kilroy : Yeah...I felt it, recently. Soutter : What? Kilroy : My wrestle-logical clock has officially gone off. Soutter tries his best not to devolve in to sputtering laughter as he replies. Soutter : What? Kilroy : Sorry, didn't mean to throw technical terms at you like that. It's just...I have to go now, while it's still my call. I have thrown myself into wrestling for so long and with zero abandon. And I want to walk out of here into retirement without abruptly coming into the ring one day and saying that, if I have another match, my skeletal system implodes and my insides become my outsides. It's...it's time. Soutter : I understand. You don’t have to explain anything to anyone, not me, not them, not no one! You are a true great of the game, and i must say, we owe you Mr Evans, it’s been an honor and privilege to work beside you all these years. Kilroy : No Paul, the honor has been mine. The fact that I got to do everything I've done, that people still say I'm a reason to buy a ticket. It always has been, and always will be, a humbling and terrific feeling. But I don't wanna leave the game without at least saying goodbye. So, on that note, I need a favor from you. Soutter : You name it. Kilroy : Wrestling you was one of the things that helped get me known, and they were some amazing matches! So I think it's only fitting that we reminisce the way wrestlers know best. If I'm goin' out, it's gonna be with your hands wrapped around my throat!. So, next month, here on the West Coast: Kilroy Evans versus Paul Soutter. I lose, I retire. And I know you well enough to know that, however sentimental you feel, you're not gonna just let me win to keep me around. Just like I know that you know that I'm coming after you the only way I ever have: full throttle! Kilroy nods slowly at Soutter, his toothy smile widening. Kilroy : So get ready, because ain't nothin' gettin' in the way of this match! If we decide to fight through concessions, it's gonna happen! If we... Kilroy does finger quotes as a chuckling Soutter rolls his eyes. Kilroy : ..."stumble" across some barbwire, it's getting used! SOMEBODY is going through that announce table! SOMEBODY is going into the ring steps. SOMEBODY is getting into or over a barricade and we're through that crowd! Kilroy stops to let the crowd pop for themselves. Kilroy : THERE! WILL! BE! BLOOD! But most of all, there's going to be an amazing match between you and me. Something to be proud of, and an amazing memory for everyone to hold onto. Thank you, Paul. Crowd erupts. And then Wiseguy by Joe Pesci hits and Joe makes his way down to the ring and joins the pair of them Joe Pesci : Ok. Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok. This all sounds fine and dandy to me, but there is one little thing i want to change. If you want to go out Kilroy, so badly, then, YOU have to beat HIM to leave! Soutter : Listen Joe. I don’t know what you think you are doing out here, but i told you earlier, you are not to come out here and make stipulations, you are not to get involved in the in ring side of the SWAT. WHAM! Pesci slaps Suit hard across the face, furious, he yells at him. Joe Pesci : You don’t tell me what i can .... Soutter snaps, grabs Pesci by the throat and pulls him in close, staring at him like a mad man, Pesci is terrified, he is apologising and then Soutter hoists him up on his shoulder .... SOUTTER SPECIAL!!!! (Rikishi Driver) Pesci is layed out in the ring and the crowd go nuts, screaming and yelling. Kilroy grabs Suits arm and raises it to the fans and they go beserk as Rip It UP 28 Days hits and Kilroy holds the ropes open for Soutter to leave first, the pair of them making it up the rampway to the back. Pesci still KO’d in the middle of the ring, the medics running to his aide. |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 13 2018, 05:43 PM Post #12 |
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Dragon Tzu: "I was just wondering if this is common in SWAT." Dragon Belt: "What do you mean." Dragon Tzu: "How do you interrupt a ring intro for a talk show." The Shootfighter: "He's the Suit and he can do what he wants. Still you do have a bit of a point." Dragon Tzu: "Well I guess we go back to the ring for this three way battle between Dean Green, Matt Ryno and Flambouant Red." (Rad Rick looks at Dean Green and shrugs sheepishly at what just occurred.) Rad Rick: "Oookay. Now introducing......" (The timekeeper just signals him over and he whispers something in his ear and he shrugs in resignation.) Rad Rick: "I just been informed that Matt Ryno was taken to the hospital and so it's not a three way anymore but a regular one on one. So introducing from Los Angeles, California. He comes in at 5'9" and weighs in at 155lbs. Flambouyant Red." ("I Know" from KISS plays and from Ramp comes a red head strutting if he's The Bomb, The Lady Killer. He is wearing a red jumpsuit open until belly button, knee high boots and has fiery red hair. He passes Dragon Tzu who holds his hands over his face looking sick to his stomach.) Dragon Tzu: "Oh my god is this going to be going on for the rest of the show." Dragon Belt: "Not all the time." Dragon Tzu: "I hate these dimwitted gimmick wrestlers. I've seen too many during my wrestling career and I do mean a whole lot of them." Dragon Belt: "Do tell." Dragon Tzu: "You ever hear of Big Fat Pimp from Hardkore World's Rocky Mountain Region." Dragon Belt: "No." Dragon Tzu: "How about a guy who wears a spittoon bucket over his head or a guy who dresses up as a roll or even a guy who dresses up like a potato." Dragon Belt: "In Hardkore World." Dragon Belt: "No the IWA/AAL." The Shootfighter: "The bell sounds for this match and it's underway. They lock up and Dean Green forces Flambouyant Red easily into the ropes and the referee, Cougar, calls for and receives a clean break. They lock up again and Flambouyant Red applies a side headlcok and takes him over the hip. Flambouyant Red counters with a head scissors and Dean makes his way back to his feet and breaks the head scissors and reapplies the side headlock cranking it in." Dragon Belt: "How about Micro Shocker and King Kong Bad Guy." (Dragon Tzu slaps his head and shakes it.) Dragon Belt: So what could be worse than those two." Dragon Tzu: "How about wrestling an Avacado, a Smoothie or members of the Kardashians." (Dragon Belt laughs.) Dragon Belt: "Doesn't sound that shocking......" Dragon Tzu: "True story. Ask Cougar, Manitou and Thunder Warrior, whom, I might add teamed with Baby North West." The Shootfighter: "Okay can you call the match. They make their way back to their feet and Flambouyant Red forces Dean into the ropes and pushes him off. He attempts a clothesline but Dean runs right through him easily. Dean dropkicks him out of the ring and then bounds into the ropes and he flies over the ropes and splashes right on top of Flambouyant Red and both slam into the security railing." (To Be Continued.) belt Dra |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 15 2018, 05:02 PM Post #13 |
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Dragon Belt: "Only if he stops complaining about stupid gimmicks." Dragon Tzu: "he started it." Dragon Belt: "You mean the referee." Dragon Tzu: "Flambouyant Red for showing up in that stupid outfit that makes him look like one of the Kardashians in drag." The Shootfighter: "There's a match to call." Dragon Tzu: "Fine. Dean Green bearhugs Flambouyant Red and he rams him repeatedly into the ring apron and then follows up by smashing his head repeatedly into the edge of the ringsteps. Now Flambouyant Red's head looks just like his outfit with his head cut open." Dragon Belt: "Dean throws Flambouyant Red back into the ring and he looks under the ring apron and finds a bunch of fluorescent light tubes and throws them into the ring. He rolls back inside and he picks up one of the tubes and smashes it over Flambouyant Red's head and the takes the shards and scrapes them over the head worsening that cut." The Shootfighter: "Looks like Flambouyant Red's going to match his name after this match. Dean sets up some of the light tubes in the corner and he puts some over the top rope and attempts to smash Flambouyant Red's head into them but Flambouyant Red blocks it and Dean's head is smashed into those fluorescent light tubes and he's now busted open. Flambouyant Red picks up one of the broken light tubes and smashes it over Dean's head and then digs the sharp end into his head worsening his cut." Dragon Tzu: "Well this is now turning into a hardcore bloodbath. Flambouyant Red places a shard between each finger of his hand and he scrapes and punches Dean's head. He's making that cut worse but Dean's expression looks like one that a psycho would have if he's enjoying pain and punishment." Dragon Belt: "Dean's daring him to continue as he gets up smiling and psyching himself up. He delivers a knife edge to Flambouyant Red's throat forcing him backwards. Dean delivers lefts and rights forcing Flambouyant Red into the ropes and Dean continues to pummel him harder and harder before really letting loose with a can of whoop ass." The Shootfighter: "Let no one say Dean can't deliver a beatdown. He whips Flambouyant Red into the ropes and both clothesline each other. The referee's counting and is up to five as Dean stirs and rolls over placing an arm over Flambouyant Red's face.....One.....Two.....Thre......No! Flambouyant Red barely gets an arm up." Dragon Tzu: "Damn it! I was hoping he would finish that idiot off. Now let's hope he doesn't have to get some kind of shot, because of Flambouyant Red's bloodied head. Dean whips him into the ropes and Flambouyant Red barely catches the ropes only to be clotheslined over the top. Dean bounds into the ropes and continues to bound into the ropes and flies over them and body splashes Flambouyant Red onto the hard concrete floor where he proceeds to ground and pound Flambouyant Red relentlessly." Dragon Belt: "The referee's counting as Flambouyant Red barely forces Dean Green off. The two start trading punches as the referee counts to six and Flambouyant Red attempts to get to the ring but Dean whips him into the ringpost. The referee's up to eight and Dean attempts a stinger splash but Flambouyant Red rolls out of the way and the referee's up to nine. Flambouyant Red tries to get back into the ring but Dean Green tackles him and continues to pummel him with his fists as the bell rings......" The Shootfighter: "This shouldn't be how the match should end. I like someone pinned or forced into submission not count outs whether count out or double count out....." Rad Rick: "At 6minutes 35seconds. The referee rules this a double count out. This match is a....." (Angela appears on the ramp again.) Angela: "Now hold on there. I and everyone here want to see winners and I want to make sure there's enough participants in the battle royal. So I'm going to allow both men into the battle royal and like Hell's Bouncer and Damian Payne. The first one eliminated shall be declared the winner of this match." (The ringsiders cheer as Angela leaves.) Dragon Tzu: "There you have it the CEO of XWCW's allowing both men into the battle royal. Though to be honest I think Dean Green should have been the winner." Dragon Belt: "You just don't like anyone with a bad gimmick in the battle royal." Dragon Tzu: "At least it makes way for a real wrestler to be champion." Dragon Belt: "Who would that be." Dragon Tzu: "Anyone other than that moron Flambouyant Red." The Shootfighter: "After this we'll have another interesting match up and who knows maybe my colleague Dragon Tzu will be satisfied." |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 15 2018, 05:56 PM Post #14 |
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(They return from showing promos for April Annihilation and the upcoming newscasts as well as upcoming sporting events as Soutter is in the ring with Bruno.) Dragon Tzu: "We're back and we're joined by Soutter who's in the ring with Bruno for some kind of announcement." Dragon Belt: "Any reason for that." The Shootfighter: "He's Soutter and he can do what he wants." Soutter: "Now I know you are expecting a match between Bruno and this idiot named Kaden Vossk. Well Bruno has asked that he not be allowed to participate. You see he's retired and has quite a comfortable benefit plan as my bodyguard....." (The ringsiders boo.) Soutter: "So Bruno and I are going to take the rest of this time off until the battle royal when you shall see the new Extreme Champion....ME......" (Angela comes out.) Angela: "Soutter you better have a good explanation and I mean a good one for this. Bruno was signed to a match and damn it he better be ready for one." Soutter: "Whoa there boss lady. I know what you're trying to do, but the contract was invalid because of the uneven talent in the roster......" Angela: "Is that so Soutter....." Soutter: "It is....." Angela: "Oh we'll see about that. Bruno you can have the time out for now but you remember this Soutter and you better remember this well. If I find out you had something to do with this I'm going to make your life a living nightmare. Believe me I can do it too. So you two better get out of that ring now so the ringsiders can enjoy the rest of this card." (Soutter and Bruno leave the ring as the ringsiders make fun of them.) Rad Rick: "The following match is scheduled for one fall from Bulgaria. He comes in at 6'5" and weighs 250lbs. Kaden Vossk." (Kaden Vossk comes to ringside but Daniel Collins Pearl Harbors him from behind and throws him into the ring. The bell rings and Daniel Collins continues to kick and stomp Kaden.) The Shootfighter: "Well I guess this match is underway as Daniel Collins opens up a can of whoop ass early on. He continues his relentless assault on Kaden Vossk with a series of chokes and then grounds and pounds him." Dragon Tzu: "Daniel Collins is like a psychopath in the ring. He whips him into the ropes and he spears Kaden with authority. He doesn't seem done yet as he whips him into the corner and spears him again. Daniel's being cold and ruthless out there and he doesn't care if he's disqualified." Dragon Belt: "Daniel is signaling the end and executes a pedigree before making the cover.....One.....Two....Three." Rad Rick: "Your winner at 3minutes and :30seconds. Daniel Collins." The Shootfighter: "Daniel leaves the ring and returns backstage and we'll be back after these messages." |
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| Edward Dubin | Mar 16 2018, 04:50 PM Post #15 |
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(They return after showing promo spots for upcoming movies and television shows on streaming networks as well as the latest videogames and the latest car models before returning to the commentator's table.) The Shootfighter: "Welcome back to the Warzone and our next match is going to be quite a war pitting Dravaka Drimstone against Marcus O'Malley." Dragon Tzu: "Let's see the second half of a brother team vs. someone who's probably walking out of the extras from Game of Thrones." Dragon Belt: "Not that again." Dragon Tzu: "No really. There were wrestlers who took their names from that series." Dragon Belt: "You obviously took too many shots to the head when you were wrestling. Can someone get the concussion protocol team out here." Dragon Tzu: "I'm telling the truth damn it." The Shootfighter: "If you can concentrate on the match. Marcus is also quite experienced and he's also well travelled like his brother Anthony and is considered 'The Hardcore Side of the O'Malley's. Dravaka's an unknown individual who's considered a tortured soul and believe me one look at him explains why." Dragon Tzu: "Well we'll see who moves on to the battle royal but right now we go to the ring for the introductions." Rad Rick: "This next match is scheduled for one fall introducing from Braslov, Romania. He comes in at 6'10" and weighs 385lbs. He is 'The Legend' 'The Cure' The Saint of Sadistic' Dravaka Drimstone." (Creepy chants begin as the lights dim and the arena grows cold as "Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson plays and Dravaka Drimstone appears in a thick fog of smoke. He has a scarred face and is dressed in torn up leather gear and wielding an axe. There is a look of insanity on his face as he comes to ringside. When he enters the ring he bellows and raises his axe and slams it down and the lights go back on.) Dragon Belt: "Well he doesn't know much about fashion sense but he sure knows how to make an entrance. But I wouldn't ask Dravaka about that." (The warm soothing sounds of Jimmy Buffet's "Margaritaville" begins to play the arena as colors of red, and green flicker throughout then arena. The fans begin to pop in unison as they know SWAT's biggest karaoke party is fixing to take place.) Rad Rick: "Ladies and Gentlemen........From Brooklyn, New York......Weighing in at 248lbs. He is SWAT's recovering Hardcore Alcoholic.....Marcus O'Malley." Nibblin' on a sponge cake Watchin the sun bake; All of those tourists covered in oil, Strummin' my six string on my front porch. Smell those shrimp- They're beginning to boil. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. (The fans continue singing in unison as Marcus O'Malley walks on the stage. Looking throughout the arena, Marcus flashes a toothless grin and raises his kendo stick high in the air and starts walking down the ramp towards the ring.) Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Mexican cutie how it got here, I haven't a clue. (Marcus walks down the aisle past the fans, exchanging fist bumps, and high fives with the fans as they continue to sing in unison.) Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, Now I think-hell it could be my fault. I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise back on home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render, That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. (Marcus reaches ringside and climbs through the middle ropes and holds his kendo stick high in the air.) The Shootfighter: "Well let nobody say that Marcus O'Malley doesn't have a future in the music industry or at least in the karaoke circuit." Dragon Tzu: "When you said it was going to be a war. Telling by these two it's definitely a prediction that's going to come true. The bell rings and they waste no time locking up. Dravake easily overpowers Marcus into the corner. Dravaka wastes no time delivering lefts and rights to Marcus's head and body with those soup bone fists of his." Dragon Belt: "Who could be able to endure that will determine who moves on. Dravaka whips O'Malley into the opposite corner and he gets trainwrecked. He whips O'Malley back into the other corner and charges but O'Malley dodges out of the way. He returns the punishment with a series of lefts and rights of his own followed by a series of kicks." The Shootfighter: "These two are definitely bringing the heavy artillary but who's going to break the other's battlelines. We'll see who does that first. Marcus whips Dravake into the ropes but Dravake rams right through him. He bounds into the ropes and he clotheslines Marcus back to the canvas." Dragon Tzu: "Dravake comes off the ropes with another clothesline but Marcus executes a drop toe hold followed by a series of elbows to Dravaka's back followed by a series of stomps and knees." Dragon Belt: "Marcus miraculously bodyslams Dravaka hard and drops another series of elbows onto his chest. He makes the cover and Dravaka easily makes Marcus fly nearly through the ropes. He wastes no time applying a reverse chinlock." The Shootfighter: "It's a miracle that he can get his arms around that neck. The referee, Manitou, is checking to see if it's legal and finds that it is. Dravaka slowly gets to his feet and he throws Marcus with authority. Damn it took a lot of power to do that." Dragon Tzu: "Dravaka returns the favor with a series of elbows Marcus's chest and mid-section. He picks Marcus up easily and he walks around casually before executing a powerslam with authority. That took a lot of power and Drimstone has the power to do that kind of thing." Dragon Belt: "At least no one went flying through the ropes. Dravaka picks up Marcus and whips him into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche. He whips him into the corner and avalanches him again. He whips him into the opposite corner again and delivers a third and Marcus slumps down into the corner." The Shootfighter: "Dravaka remains on Marcus with stomps and he's being relentless. Dravaka delivers another series of stomps to Marcus's head before he backs off again and Marcus rolls out of the ring falling down hard onto the concrete floor." Dragon Tzu: "Dravaka follows Marcus out of the ring and grabs a chair. He starts beating The Hardcore O'Malley over the head with it and then he sets up a table. Dravaka positions him and executes a powerbomb right through the table onto the hard concrete floor." Dragon Belt: "At least it wasn't ours. Dravaka bearhugs marcus and rams him repeatedly into the ring apron. He smashes O'Malley's head into one of the rope rings busting him open before rolling him back into the ring." The Shootfighter: "Dravaka throws the ringsteps into the ring and then throws a chair into the ring. He sets up the ringsteps into the corner followed by the chair and positions O'Malley for a piledriver but O'Malley counters with a back bodydrop and Dravaka is sent into both the chair and ringsteps." Dragon Tzu: "Marcus also falls off the steps and onto Dravaka. Manitou makes the count.....One....Two...No! Dravaka kicks out. Marcus mounts and he starts to ground and pounds Drimstone before going to his corner and picking up his Kendo stick." Dragon Belt: "Marcus waits for to get up and he starts beating him with the Kendo stick and Drimstone is wobbly but is still on his feet. Look at Drimstone's expression and it's not a pretty one either." The Shootfighter: "Drimestone counters with those soup bone fists of his sending Marcus into the ropes. He whips Marcus into those ringsteps and follows with a trainwreck. You could practically hear that collision in the upper seats." Dragon Tzu: "Hell call 911 and they'll be wondering where the accident occurred and then you point to the ring and see those two. Dravaka wipes some blood off his face and....ewww.....He licks his hand like it had something tasty on it. Then again he is 'The Saint of Sadistic' and who can't argue with that." Dragon Belt: "Absolutely no one. Dravaka sets up Marcus and this time he does execute the piledriver on the ringsteps. He makes the cover.....One.....Two.....T.....No! Marcus barely gets a shoulder up. He's definitely earning his hardcore credentials." The Shootfighter: "Damned right he is. Dravaka pulls a bloodied and semi-conscious Marcus O'Malley to his feet. He whips him into the ropes and attempts the End of dreams but Marcus barely pushes Dravaka off. He delivers a series of stiff knees to Dravaka's gut followed by a clothesline." Dragon Tzu: "Marcus whips Dravaka into the ropes but Dravaka clotheslines him and then bodyslams him. He bounds into the ropes and misses with a splash. Marcus slowly gets up and he delivers a series of kicks to Dravaka's head and is signaling the end.....Did he just sing the old ABC Monday Night Football closing tune beforethe final gun sounds ending the game." The Shootfighter: "I think he did. Marcus waits and cinches in 'Turn Out The Lights, The Parties Over' onto Dravaka. He he's able to do that is a miracle. Dravaka barely is able to get up but Marcus is tenacious with that submission hold." Dragon Tzu: "Dravaka attempts to throw him but Marcus continhues to control the hold and forces him to roll onto his stomach. He converts to a camel clutch position and maintains the hold. Dravaka attempts to reach the ropes but he's beginning to fade." Dragon Belt: "Dravaka's near the ropes as Marcus tightens the hold around that thick neck of his. Manitou is checking ans he holds up the arm once...Twice and calls for the bell as his arm falls to the canvas." (To Be Continued) |
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