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| SWAT Team | Aug 9 2004, 09:33 AM Post #1 |
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[The scene begins in the same exact spot Livewire always starts: the fine oak desk in front of the bullet-ridden SWAT logo. Speaking of fine, our esteemed President of SWAT makes her entrance stage right. Again, instead of opting for the sitting behind the desk, she again leans in front for that “getting cozy for the camera” thing. At any rate, she’s wearing a leather short-sleeve shirt that has the SWAT logo emblazoned on it, and a short black skirt. Hot as hell.] DOM: Welcome, one and all, to another edition of SWAT! Things seem to be heating up around here, in the land down under, and I’m glad to be a part of it. New wrestlers coming in, giving the champs around here a run for their money! And the bottom line is that we are not through! We are on the verge of signing some more names, a couple of them are big, so stay tuned!! [Domino’s exuberant look turns to one of annoyance, with just a hint of worry.] DOM: And one more thing. We received another video tape at SWAT Headquarters, in what looked and smelled like it was soaked in a vat of pig blood. Poor Chuck looked like he saw his own grave when that behemoth gave him the tape and laughed at him. Not to mention having to clean off the tape! No wonder Chuck wants a raise, that he’s not going to get… [Suddenly, the scene goes to snow, but only for a few seconds.] DOM: Okay, okay, Chuck! Just kidding! We can discuss this in my office. You need to work on your sense of humor. But anyway, whoever you are, if you think you’re going to get into SWAT, it’s not that easy…not if I have anything to do with it. Remember that next time you decide to scare Tuesday’s lunch out of my cameraman’s drawers. [Domino puts on a forced smile.] DOM: Okay! Without further ado, let’s dig right into this edition’s promos: [The scene fades to black, and fading in behind it is the following:] On this edition of Livewire: - Ruthless L Reeve looks down on the SWAT roster (being 7 feet tall helps) - SWAT Statewide champ Adrian Tanner has the wrong belt, but says the right things - The mysterious "unknown voice" has some questions for the Statewide champ ******************************************************************** RUTHLESS L REEVE [We see a lush green lawn, a picnic blanket layed out on it, the shot then shows the 7 foot Ruthless L Reeve standing to his full height, looking down at the camera, which is pointing directly up at him now from the ground level to show off his height.] Ruthless L Reeve - Whats up Australia? So this is Livewire? I have been following this program, and all of the SWAT programs for that matter for a while now, something to do i guess, and i must say, its been pretty impressive. Not my upcoming opponent, he hasn't impressed me to say the least, come to think of it, not much around here has impressed me to tell you the truth, in fact, if you look up the word expression "half assed" in the dictionary, i am sure you would find a picture of the SWAT roster. But when i say i am impressed, i am referring to Domino, and this great program she has put together. So, there i was, sitting at home, watching Domino do her thing, and i thought, wow, they got it going on there at SWAT, then ........ unfortunately, i kept watching, and was bitterly disappointed. [Ruthless L Reeve wipes his eyebrow.] So here i am. As you all saw on No Mans Land, the big man and me have settled all of our issues, and are now one big happy family again, and together, nothing can stop us! Not you Deja Vu! Certainly not you Boof! Hell, not even my old sparring partners The Hellhounds! [Ruthless L Reeve rubs an old scar on the edge of his eye fondly.] Boof, who are you? You haven't won a single match since you came here to SWAT, no one has seen you on Livewire, you my friend are lacking, lacking in direction, lacking in motivation, lacking in talent and come this No Mans Land, lacking in physical condition. Now, i am a professional Boof, and mean you no harm, but i do like to give the fans what they want, and once i step in that squared circle, then i get a sort of white line fever, and can't be held responsible for "every little bone i break". [Reeve flicks his hair back in annoyance.] And as for you Deja Vu, you got a lot of nerve showing up on No Mans Land when you did and ruining mine and Soutter's reunion. A lot of nerve, but obviously no balls, or else you would of accepted my challenge there and then, instead you high tail it out of there like the coward you are. Well, you can keep hiding behind that mask pal, you can keep hiding in the shadows, but you cant hide for ever, soon it will be you and i in the ring, and then i am going to rip that stupid ninja mask right off and expose you to the entire world, Peanut! ******************************************************************** ADRIAN TANNER, JR. Fade in [Melbourne Australia, The nice little townhouse Adrian Tanner calls home down in Oz. Adrian Tanner and Brandon Fernandez are in the backyard watching the sun go down. Adrian's decked out in black shorts, white "REVLOVLER" T-shirt, and black and white adidas. Brandon's sporting similar shorts, and a black "ATJ" shirt with black nikes. The Ring Syndicate Australian Statewide Championship makes its rightful home across Adrian's left shoulder as the two sit in a couple chairs on the porch, enjoying the view.] Adrian: What did I tell you? Didnt I tell you people this is exactly what would happen two weeks ago? Brandon: You did indeed. Adrian: You know, I say it and I say it and I KEEP saying it, but nobody wants to believe me! I. Am. For. Real. And nobody, NOBODY is going to stop me! Kota couldnt, and neither will Handy andy. [Brandon gets up, heading inside.] Brandon: You want another drink? Adrian: Yeah, thanks. [Brandon heads inside the house.] Adrian: Andy, lets get something straight sunshine. You live in a fantasy world, but me, I live in a little town called REALITY. And in that town, drag queen housewives get the shit kicked out of them, daily. Guess what I see in your future Handy? [Brandon walks back out, with two fresh ice cold Pepsi's. He hands Adrian one and sits back down in his chair. Adrian takes a a couple sips and then sets the drink down on a rather large coaster, that seems to shine in the fading sunlight. You can almost make out some words at the bottom. S.W.A...] Adrian: Have you guessed it yet Handy? Let me help. Does the phrase "seriously fucked" ring a bell? Cause thats what you are my drag queen friend. You wanna take_this_from me? (Holding the RS Staewide title to the camera) You go ahead and try pal. Just dont be sad when you fail just like all the rest. Just dont go crying to Commishioner dipshit when Adrian Tanner shatters your little fantasy world with a healthy dose of REALITY! And that brings me to another problem. Commishioner Dipshit. Dracon, I told you once before to stay the_fuck_out of my business, but yor obviously hard of hearing. So let me say it again. Stay the FUCK out of my business. I dont need you to fight my battles. Besides if that big masked goon is who I think it is,Ive already made him my bitch twice anyways, so let him bring it on. [Adrian takes a drink from his soda. This time we can barely make out the word "State" before Adrian sets the drink back down on the "coaster."] Adrian: Back on topic, Handy I gotta say its gonna suck to be you come NML. This is the house that Adrian Tanner built, and your just another notch on the belt. Just like this sun going down, so too is your chance of beating me for MY Statewide Championship. But you can always try. I do love it when they try. [See you Space Cowboy.] ******************************************************************** ???????????? Fade in- [The scene opens to a still picture of a blood-drenched Adrian Tanner Jr. holding both Statewide titles at the end of the last No Mans Land.] [An unknown voice begins to speak in low soft tones as the picture stays on the screen.] UV: So boy, are you enjoying all that lovely gold? [The voice pauses for a moment to let the question sink in.] UV: You haven’t even had the good sense to thank me for your good fortune in winning those titles. [The voice pauses again.] UV: Oh that’s right you really do think you are the greatest, that you did it all on your own? [Another pause. When the voice begins speaking again there is a harsh mocking tone to it.] UV: Adrian Tanner, the giant slayer. Adrian Tanner, the scourge of Samoa. Adrian Tanner, the fraud. Adrian Tanner, a legend in his own mind. [Cold harsh laughter rings out from the voice.] UV: Has Brandon been whispering sweet nothings to you in bed again, or perhaps it was your sister? Somebody has been lying to you boy; you have never done anything on your own. [The voice stops to let his words sink in.] UV: What do you tell people about your first Statewide title win? [A pause.] UV: I bet you tell them all about pinning Daniels in the ring, don’t you? Do you tell them that the champ had left both you and Daniels battered and bruised and you snuck in a cheap pin while the champ was fighting five guys on the outside? Didn’t think so. [The voice exhales deeply.] UV: Do you tell them that Ring Syndicate: Australia closed right after that show, leaving you a king without a country wearing a wooden crown? Didn’t think so. [Pause.] UV: I bet you tell them why you weren’t recognized as a SWAT champion right away like Piltdown was because of a plot by Xanathos, don’t you? Do you tell them that you just weren’t good enough to be the champ? Didn’t think so. [Pause] UV: So now you’re here and you have the unified title, I wonder what you could be telling people now? [Laughter.] UV: You are probably going on and on about the fact that you told everybody you were going to unify the Statewide titles. Maybe you are threatening Xanathos telling him to stay out of your business. [The voice gasps.] UV: I bet you are telling everyone you know who the masked giant is, am I missing the mark boy? Don’t think so. [Pause.] UV: Are you telling people, how that masked giant destroyed Vulcan giving Kota an easy victory? Don’t think so. [Another pause.] UV: Are you telling them that Kota had busted you open like an egg? Don’t think so. [Laughter.] UV: Do you tell them Kota had you beat before the masked giant showed up? Don’t think so. [Pause.] UV: I do know what you tell them, though. You pull out your copy of PWI and show them that picture of you, covered in blood, holding both belts. Then you say how you nailed Kota with the ‘Revolver’ right in the middle of the ring and that Xanathos had to make the three count. Don’t you? [Pause.] UV: Do you tell them that the giant crushed Kota and put him out of wrestling? Don’t think so. Do you tell them that most of that blood is Kota’s? Don’t think so. [A long pause.] UV: Okay, you do probably do tell them that because it does make you look good. [Pause.] UV: The point is boy every time you wrestle for the Statewide title; somebody does something bad to your opponent. I bet even Handy Andy is going to meet with an unfortunate accident. Poor kid, I know he was looking forward to a ‘date’ with your sister. [Mocking laughter.] UV: See you at No Man Land, boy. [A heavily shadowed almost recognizable face replaces the picture of Tanner as the screen fades out…] |
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