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Livewire 8/24
Topic Started: Aug 24 2004, 02:00 PM (255 Views)
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Syndicate Wrestling & Tradition

[The screen comes in black, but a female voice is heard through the darkness. It is the voice of SWAT President Domino.]

DOM: You know, the by-laws say that I am obligated to show all promos via Livewire. Well, this one is from Mars, a wrestler that is someone who to my knowledge isn’t even an official member of SWAT. So if I have to show his promo, it’s no frills baby- no logo, no cute Chuck antics, no Domino.

[A brief pause.]

DOM: Yeah, we got this tape last minute, so I am obligated to show you the tape before No Man’s Land. I’m beginning to hate some of these rules. Roll the footage Chuck.

[A graphic appears:]

On this abbreviated version of Livewire:

- Mars responds to Tanner’s response of Mars (or is it Tanner? I’m confused!)

***************************************************************************

MARS

-Fade in-

[The scene opens on Mars standing outside Commissioner Xanathos’ office once again. Mars adjusts his suit as he notices the camera crew.]

Mars: This will have to be brief, the Commissioner and I have a few things to discuss.

[The cameraman mumbles something to Mars.]

Mars: Yes, I have seen Jr’s latest interview. You want to know my thoughts on it. Very well I’ll humor you, but remember my time is precious.

[The camera nods.]

Mars: Once again Jr. is spouting off another load of half-truths.

[Mars’ voice takes on a mocking tone.]

Mars: Do you remember want those are class, we talked about them last week… That’s right, they’re the tool of idiots and Democratic Candidates.

[Mars pauses.]

Mars: I guess they are the same thing aren’t they…

[The camera nods.]

Mars: First Jr. goes off about his oh so impressive record. Only pinned three times. Is that supposed to be important, I guess he thinks it is. No one has ever put my shoulders to the mat for a three count. Guess what? It means nothing!

[Mars stops for a moment listening to the inaudible voices in Xanathos office.]

Mars: Jr. seems to think that by dropping a few names he can make some kind of point, funny that he doesn’t drop some of the other names I’ve destroyed. I guess he doesn’t want you to know about them. Do I care? No. Jr. knows who they are and what I did to them.

[The cameraman begs Mars to tell the names.]

Mars: No, I’ll give you a hint or two, but I don’t need to drop somebody’s name to make myself famous.

[Mars smiles.]

Mars: I lied, if you want to know so bad you can buy my DVDs at the gift shop.

[You can hear the cameraman sigh.]

Mars: Jr. you really think Soutter protected me? How sad and pathetic your life must be. Matches against current and former World heavyweight champions, TV champions and Ring Syndicate Tag team champions…

[Mars pause mid-statement.]

Mars: You know what Jr. you were right; Soutter couldn’t have given me more of a cakewalk than that. One question though, boy. What’s your record against creampuffs like that?

[A video screen drops down behind Mars.]

Mars: Now we come to the sad little part of Jr’s story. The fact that he can’t wrap his itty-bitty brain around why I walked out on a World title shot.

[The video screen begins to play footage of every match Mars walked out of in Ring Syndicate. It’s going to be a pretty short tape, folks. The faces of other wrestlers flash by on the screen… Adrian Tanner… Jake Porter…]

Mars: That’s it folks, two matches. Take a look boy, what’s the coming thread in both of those matches? That’ right someone not named Mars went to the hospital.

[The video screens slides back up out of sight.]

Mars: Plain and simple kid, I wasn’t there that night for a title shot, just like I’m not after a title on the twenty-fourth. Now just like then, I’m there to hurt someone. Speaking of hurting people.

[Mars grins.]

Mars: You sure got hot under the collar when I talked about good old Tbag. Running on and on how he does his own thing and he stopped hanging around after you beat Big Boring Bill… Awesome win by the way.

[Mars snickers.]

Mars: Funny thing though, he shows back up just in time for you to face me again… Convenient, don’t you think. You’re right you don’t need your brother to fight your battles… You need him, Jonnie Valentine, The Hellhounds, James Murdock and quite a few more to WIN your battles!

[Mars checks his watch.]

Mars: Let’s wrap this up.

[The camera nods.]

Mars: Jr. if you haven’t got the point by now let me be crystal clear… You don’t have it in you to pin my shoulders to the mat… You don’t have it in you to climb to the top of the ladder… Do you know why? It’s real easy, kid. It’s because I’m going to rip your guts out… I’m going to rip out your worthless little heart… Break your little chicken wing arms… And maybe just maybe if I’m in a good mood, I’ll let you live. You won’t have much of a life left, but there has to be a plus side living like a vegetable…

[Mars lets loose with a demonic laugh.]

Mars: See you in Hell, kid!

[Mars opens the door to Xanathos’ office and walks in as the camera…]

-Fade out-


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