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| SWAT Team | Sep 6 2004, 05:54 PM Post #1 |
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Sorry folks, Domino is out sunning herself at the beach, using the excuse that today is a major U.S. holiday. So without further ado, here are the final promos before the card… On this edition of LIVEWIRE: - Tyler D is living “tha thug life” - Mars has an “accident” with SWAT’s newest interviewer - Tyler D with yet another beatdown. Man, this guy's busy! ******************************************************************** TYLER D TylerD is seen on his way back home after a long, long party-night. He's wearing... well the same like always, smoking a cigarette, more stumbling than walking when two guys in his age cross his way. They make fun of his habit, following him wherever he walks only to diss him. In a smaller, dark street TylerD stops and turns around. The guys are pretty surprised when they realize that TylerD isn't drunk at all, he just played it. Suddenly Tyler attacks one of them with a spear, letting some hard punches follow until the other guy pulls him away. But Tyler isn't done. He gets rid of the guy with a spinning sidekick. TylerD: That's for Lonewolf. He grabs the guy by his jacket and follows up with a DDT. TylerD: For him screwing me out of my win. The other guy gets back on his feet, but it doesn't last for long as Tyler shows a standing hurracanrana on him. TylerD: And that's for Brickheart. He kicks him into his stomach, once, twice, again and again until the guy starts spitting blood. TylerD: For him thinking he'll be able to give me another defeat. Tyler stops for a short while, spits on one of the guys, grabs the other ones rolex and leaves. TylerD: As if anyone could handle me without cheating his way through the match. No, wait! I'll be the one cheating my way through the match. This fucking bastard Lonewolf will learn the lesson of his life. He really thinks he can treat a winner like me this way? Damn, he's gonna die. Tyler opens the door to his ruin and steps in. His two bodyguards just woke up, sitting in the kitchen, or what seems to be the kitchen, drinking some coffee. bodyguard1: How was the night, boss? TylerD: Funny. bodyguard2: Any victims? TylerD: Call it however you want. I go downstairs and wash the garbage off of my body. bodyguard1: I watched Brickheart's promo last evening. TylerD: Me two, and he'll pay for having such a big mouth. He punches into his hand. TylerD(grins) : They'll both pay! Tyler walks downstairs leaving his bodyguards in the kitchen asking themselves what he meant. ******************************************************************** MARS Fade in- [The scene opens outside of Commissioner Xanathos’ office; the camera crew can be heard talking quietly talking amongst themselves.] Crewmember One: So who are we supposed to be interviewing? Crewmember Two: I’m not sure, but that new guy said something about talking to the champ. CM 1: Piltdown? That guy hasn’t been around for weeks. CM 2: Hey, all I know is the new guy said to come down here so he could interview the ‘Champ’. [As the crew begins to set up their equipment, a loud voice can be heard from inside the office.] Voice: What the hell is going on around here Xanathos? [You can’t hear the Commissioner’s response.] Voice: You give me the title shot. I go out and destroy Jr. and that bitch comes out and gives the shot to him instead. [Pause.] Voice: Who’s running the show around here, Xanathos? [A very short pause.] Voice: Let me guess, that bitch cut off your sack and stuffed it up her dress! [Pause.] Voice: You better figure out what’s going on real quick, Xanathos. Before that bitch runs your ass out of Australia. [The camera shows SWAT’s newest interviewer, Mean Dean Blitz, running down the hall towards the camera crew.] Mean Dean Blitz: Is he heerre yet? [Blitz’ voice as a very odd sound to it, almost like a Transylvania accent from a bad horror movie.] CM 1: Who are we waiting for again? [Just as Blitz is about to answer the door to the Commissioner’s office flies open crashing into Blitz and sending him to the floor, knocked out cold.] Voice: Watch your back Xanathos, or that Bitch is going be the least of your worries! [Mars emerges from Xanathos’ office and glances down at the prone Blitz. Mars wicked laugh fills the air, while blood still oozes from Blitz’s broken nose. After a moment Mars turns to see the camera crew.] Mars: What the Hell are you doing here? I suppose you want to get my thoughts on my last match? [The camera nods.] Mars: Or is it to find out what I plan to do in the Texas Tornado match? [The camera nods again.] Mars: Or do you want to know what surprises I have in store for our lovely little President? [Mars grins as the camera nods.] Mars: Well you can just kiss my ass! I’ll do an interview when and where I feel like it. [The camera is growing unsteady.] Mars: All you have to know is… [Mars pauses.] Mars: No, you don’t need to know shit. [Mars turns away from the camera.] Mars: And if I catch you bastards following me, your whole families are going to suffer. [Mars walks away down the hall, laughing as he passes the unconscious Mean Dean Blitz.] -Fade out- ******************************************************************** TYLER D TylerD is laying on his so called bed, his eyes following a fly. He slowly gets up and moves into the kitchen lightening a cigarette and opening a beer. He sits down and starts talking to himself while drinking his icecold Guiness. "Brickheart, Lonewolf, what kind of names are this? No phantasie, heh? Gee, I'm talking to myself again. I should go out and fuck some chicks. Or talk to them? Nah. Or should I train? That's an idea. No, wait. Why train? I need the power to kick those dumbasses straight to hell. Cheating me out of a win? Thinking you're better than me? Damn, you're weird. I learned from the best... the streets. There's noone who can beat me, at least not in a fair match. Want a proof? Come Oakland you'll get it. You guys better watch your unshaved backs." Suddenly the door goes and Tyler's bodyguards walk in. bodyguard1: "Ugh, he's talking to himself again." bodyguard2: "Sometimes I really think he needs a doctor." bodyguard1: "Well, if it helps him getting his head clear." TylerD comes from behind and grabs bodyguard1's shoulder. TylerD: "Doctor, heh? Wait a second and Taylor can call one for you!" TylerD punches his bodyguard into his stomach and follows up with a superkick. The bodyguard falls down and Tyler places himself right over him. TylerD: "Watch your mouth, Dan! Always remember who brought you here. Always remember who pays you!" TylerD goes back to his bedroom while Taylor helps Dan up, both shaking their heads. |
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