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| Livewire 9/29, pt. 2 | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 29 2004, 09:54 PM (248 Views) | |
| SWAT Team | Sep 29 2004, 09:54 PM Post #1 |
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[The scene begins with some theme music, “Electric Head Pt. 2” by White Zombie. As the theme plays, furiously fast clips of various wrestlers hitting their finishers are shown. Pictures of Soutter, Domino, and KJ Xanathos are all smiling as they look into the camera. A shot of Mars looking menacingly over Dave Brickheart as he captures the Statewide title. Finally, a shot of Adrian Tanner as he holds the SWAT Australian heavyweight title over his head to the fans’ delight. A slick graphic appears with lightning streaking across the background:] S.W.A.T. LIVEWIRE! [The scene goes quickly to the ever-lovely Domino, sitting at the SWAT desk.] DOM: Welcome back, and as promised, here is the second installment of today’s Livewire. Enjoy! [The scene fades out to the following graphic:] On this edition of Livewire!: - We follow the continued mirrored musings of Lonewolf McNeely - Statewide champion Mars looks for another feeding - Déjà Vu recaps his savage beatings (Wait a second. Didn’t he get fired? How did he get in here?!) ******************************************************************** LONEWOLF McNEELY You always said that I have multiple personalities And I bounce around somewhere between my dreams and reality So where'd you dig up the audacity to ask me How we've all been doin' Since you broke our hearts Well so far..... The camera slowly fades in to see Lonewolf slouched down in a corner, twirling a cigar in his fingers. As he drops the cigar, he picks up a can of Longhorn tobacco and puts a three finger full pinch in his mouth and spits a nice load of saliva against the wall. I must say Tyler, the saying must be true. Careful what you wish for, careful what you say, careful what you wish you just might get it, careful what you wish you may regret it. You see, you're just like everyone in the locker room. Don't think I don't hear the taunts and the teases from you. I know that you're all talking about me. I have that radar hearing, I know that you're laughing at me. You're laughing at my pain, you're laughing at my agony, you're pointing fingers at the misery i'm going through. Tyler, you really shouldn't do that to me.....you really shouldn't do that at all. Lonewolf opens up his hands and spits a good amount of tobacco juice into his hands and uses it to slick back his hair. As he does that, he slams his head back against the wall repeatedly, just shaking his fists in the air and screaming in a hidden launguage. Number 5 just cries a river a minute 7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it yeah 14 just wants to say so long, bygones 32 wants to do things to you that'll make you blush 10 would key the El Camino that you love so much And there ain't nobody wants to mess with 23 Oh oh oh lucky 4 you Tonight I'm just me You see Tyler, many people say that I have multiple personalities and guess what? This match is your lucky break. Because i'm going to introduce you to some of them, whether it's Bloodice, DarkShadow, ShadowStorm, Zeppe, Messiah, Pagan, Christian Sebastian Kennedy, Sedated, Brick Trenton, it really doesn't matter what personality you get, because either way you're leaving the ring in a bodybag. You seem to not understand my pain and my torment. But i'm done telling you my life story Tyler, so tell me yours. Let me slide inside of your mind like a hot piece of meat sliding through that special place. Let me pick your brain and get to know you. Tyler, have you ever had to defend yourself? I mean have you ever been accused of such henous things that you know you didn't do, yet you had to give in just to make someone happy? Have you ever done things to survive just because you knew the time was coming when the world would betray you? Did you know that Jesus Christ died for your sins? You're a sinner son, and so am I. The only difference is that i'm a sinner saved by Grace, but unlike my Lord and Saviour, during our match I shall not show you grace, and I shall rebuke you and show you no mercy. Tell me Tyler, have you ever had your heart shattered into a million little pieces, and while the whole world seemed to watch your life fall apart, who was there for you? Lonewolf jumps up to his feet and swallows the chewing tobacco. Looking around the room, he spots his barbed wire bat and runs over to it. Sliding head first into the barrel of the bat, the barbed wire tangles up in his hair as he begins to laugh. I guess this party's more than your new Barbie bargained for She's got you by the sleeve s lowly easin' towards the door She's probably right, you should be movin' on, don't know how long We can behave, better have The valet get your car 'Cause you know how women are.... TYLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MISLED? HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN YOUR HEART AND SOUL TO SOMEONE, ONLY TO BE STEPPED ON AND USED, ABUSED AND LEFT FOR DEAD? I MEAN HAS ANYONE EVER STOLEN THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE, LET ALONE SOMEONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIEND, ALMOST LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER TO YOU? WHO DO YOU GO TO TYLER? WHO DO YOU TURN TO WHEN YOUR WORLD FALLS TO SHIT? DO YOU PRAY TO GOD ALMIGHTY? DO YOU WORSHIP SATAN HIMSELF? OR ARE YOU ONE OF THE MANY THAT TURN YOUR BACK ON A LOVED ONE JUST TO WATCH THEM ROT IN HELL? WHAT ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE TYLER, WHAT ABOUT THEM? DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING HEART, DO YOU HAVE A SOUL? DO YOU DARE STOP AND THINK ABOUT THOSE THAT YOU DECEIVED, BETRAYED, LIED TO AND HURT? DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN OUT RUN KARMA FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WELL...........I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ...... Lonewolf, grabs the barbed wire bat and slowly gets to his feet and walks toward a mirror. With both hands wrapped around the bat, Lonewolf closes his eyes and points the bat directly to the middle of the mirror. Forgiveness is the key According to my shrink But it's not just up to me I don't know guys, what d'ya think.... I can't forgive you Tyler. You see, just like Jesus Christ was hung upon the cross to die for our sins, he was brutally persecuted and murdered for you, for me, for the world. Well during this match, I must offer my burnt offering to God. I must offer him a sacrifice, and unlucky for you, it's your time. Tyler, you must be made an example out of. You must pay for the sins of the world, you must pay the price for the woman that has utterly destroyed me and ruined my life. Though I love that woman with all of my heart and soul, you must feel my wrath. Everytime I think of her leaving me i'm going to beat you down, everytime I think of the hatred that was spoken against me, i'm going to make you bleed, everytime I think about every single passionate kiss ......Tyler it's nothing personal but I must end your career and possibly your life. Don't feel bad, it's just business. But lucky for you .........i'm not me! ******************************************************************** MARS Fade in- [The scene opens in the SWAT interview area… You know that little back corner in whatever arena SWAT happens to be in at the time that the brass convert into a cheesy looking set so it looks like Soutter is forking out some cash to somebody other than Domino… Anyway… SWAT’s resident interviewer, ‘Mean Dean’ Blitz stands ready to conduct another one of his ‘World Famous’ interviews. He’s dressed in one of those hideous lime green sport coat combos that were big in the States back in the Seventies… Which means it’s probably the hottest thing on the market in Australia right now.] ‘Mean Dean’ Blitz: Shh, shh… Here he coommes! [Oh God, even without the broken nose he still sounds like the ‘Count’ from Sesame Street… You get the idea he’s getting the crew ready for the segment.] ‘MD’B: Laadies and Geenntlemen let me introduce the one… two… [Oh no, he starting to count… Arghh!] ‘MD’B: Two-time Australian… [That’s it I can’t take it anymore! (A gurgled cry is quickly followed by a loud thud.)] ‘MD’B: Statewiidde Champion… [Hello, it seems your original narrator has suffered a serious and unfortunate accident. Let me introduce myself… I’m narrator number two… Enough of the wise cracks, lets get right back to the interview.] ‘MD’B: Maarrs!!! [Mars steps on to the set dressed in his normal ring attire, the only addition being the SWAT Unified Australian Statewide title over his shoulder.] ‘MD’B: Maars, can you tell the home audience in Australia what it feels like to be holding the Statewide title again. [Mars just glares down at Blitz.] ‘MD’B: Maars? [Mars just keeps glaring at Blitz.] ‘MD’B: M… [Mars grabs Blitz’s hand with the mic bringing up so he can talk. (Thank God he cut him off, he is as bad the first narrator said… Oh, ah, where were we…) A look of cold fury is in Mars’ eyes.] Mars: Do you have an idea how stupid you sound? [Blitz looks stunned for a moment before regaining his composure. (Yeah, you tell him Mars!)] ‘MD’B: Maars, can you please answer the question, the fans want to know. [Blitz’s whining only compounds how irritable his voice is.] Mars: Listen up Chocula; I’ll answer the questions I want to answer, when I want to answer them. You think you can remember that? [All Blitz can do is shake his head yes.] Mars: Now you said these inbred convicts want to know what I feel like with my Statewide title back in my hands. [Blitz shakes his head again.] Mars: Tell them to go buy a copy of the Examiner! ‘MD’B: M… [Mars has cut Blitz off again. (Yeah!)] Mars: I tell you what I want to talk about today, ‘Super Dave’ Brickheart… You know that guy who does all those insipid stunts. ‘MD’B: Maars, I think you mean ‘Super Dave’ Osborne… He was on that show with John Biner… Oh yeah, Bizarre. [Where does he come up with this shit?] Mars: Are you correcting me? [Blitz just stammers away.] Mars: I know exactly who I mean. For crying out loud I just pounded him into the mat last week. [Yeah, no comment from Blitz.] Mars: Yes he is definitely is a ‘Super Dave’, he is going to plan and plan to get everything right and just like good old ‘Super Dave’ Osborne it’s all going to blow up in his face and leave him a cripple. ‘MD’B: So Maars, you say you have a pretty good chance to keep the Statewide title this week? [Is this guy going to ever learn? Mars just glares down at him.] Mars: Listen up Chocula if you can’t keep up with me just say so, then I can go find Chuck to do these interviews. [Poor Blitz is just standing there with his mouth hanging open… (Idiot.)] Mars: Yes Chocula, I am saying that ‘Super Dave’ is not going too much of a problem. Before you even open your mouth about his ‘Dark Side’… [Blitz slowly close his mouth.] Mars: I could care less if this idiot thinks he is the next Darth Vader, he doesn’t have a clue of what he’s getting into. ‘MD’ B: Okay Maars fill us in. [My goodness his learning, he’s really learning…] Mars: Good question, Chocula. The last time ‘Super Dave’ had to wrestle me I was in a pretty great mood… Hell, I got a chance to put a clinic on with Nasty Ned as my victim. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I get to hurt people like that… [Where is Mars going with this exactly?] (Mars: I heard that!) [Oh shit…] Mars: Now ‘Super Dave’ is coming for something that belongs to me… [Mars pats the title on his shoulder.] ‘MD’ B: Your Statewide title… [Nope, he still is an idiot.] Mars: What do you think I meant, Dumbass? [Blitz just shrugs at stares down at the floor.] Mars: I was the first Statewide champion and if I have to burn this company down around Soutter and that Bitch's ears I will be the last. You see I get very angry when people try to take what’s mine… [Mars is really working himself into a good lather; he is just spraying spit all over Blitz. (Ha-ha.)] Mars: And you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry… [If he starts turning green I’m getting out of here.] Mars: ‘Super Dave’, you can be as mean and nasty as you want it won’t make any difference… In fact I want you to be at your worst. I want the ‘Super Dave’ who doesn’t care about pain. I want the ‘Super Dave’ who doesn’t know right from wrong. I want the ‘Super Dave’ who is ready to kill… [I don’t know if I like that evil look in Mars’ eyes.] Mars: None of that will matter, ‘Super Dave’. Nothing you can do or say is going to spare you from the pain that War brings. I destroy without conscious… I maim without regret… I am devoid of compassion… [Holy crap! This guy is fucking nuts!] Mars: I AM THE BEAST THAT FEEDS ON YOUR VERY SOULS!!! [Run ‘Mean Dean’, run, get the hell out of there!] Mars: ‘Super Dave’ the age of War has dawned once again in Australia… [Blitz has made it off the set, as Mars voice takes on that cold as a tomb tone. (They don’t pay me enough to do this.)] Mars: The fog reaches out for new victims… [I’m outta here!] Mars: And the Dogs have gone Berserk in their Frenzy for blood… Mmwwhhaa-ha-ha-ha… -Fade out- ******************************************************************** DÉJÀ VU (SWAT note: The opinions of Déjà Vu are not sanctioned in any way by SWAT. This promo is strictly for entertainment purposes, as Déjà Vu is technically no longer a member of the SWAT roster) [We fade in to see Déjà Vu’s bokken in a stand] “Did it hurt? Of course it did. You can’t even defend yourself from a fat nurse. Is she Soutter’s twin? I mean… they looked so alike…” [The camera zooms out and we see Déjà Vu taking the bokken off the stand] “You may be thinking how the hell I’m able to be seen on this Livewire show, if I… if I… if I was fired by the filth known as the Centre of Attention. Well, that’s easy to explain”. [The camera follows Déjà vu as he slowly walks to a SWAT Staff man unconscious on the floor, with some blood coming out of his mouth] “Did it hurt, you SWAT pawn? I told you to cooperate, but you had to be a loyal SWAT employee tsk tsk tsk what a shame”. “Now you, cameraman. You’re going to cooperate, right?” [The camera nods in acceptance] “Monkeys of Australia, that’s called survival; the most basic instinct. People like Reeve and Soutter can’t even do that… they don’t even know what they have to do in order to SURVIVE. And those are your national wrestling heroes. Australia stinks”. “Camera boy, let’s see what happened on No Man’s Land to Australia’s Sweet Heart, Ruthless L Reeve”. .:StAtIc StAtIc:. [CRACK!!!] “Ehhh… that’s the best part, but let’s rewind it a little bit so Australians can remember perfectly.” .:StAtIc StAtIc:. [Shot of Deja Vu slidding into the ring behind Ruthless L Reeve. He stands behind him ... measuring him with his bokken .... the cheers of the crowd fading to silence as they sit and wait for what they all know is coming.] [CRACK!!!] Voice over of Jeremy Tucker continues : Deja Vu with a brutal attack from behind, the man is meant to be suspended, but he doesn't seem to care .... first apparently taking out our Commissioner earlier in the week, and now The Ruthless One here on No Mans Land. [Shot of Deja Vu again smashing the Bokken into the head of Reeve, busting him open, then a third and a fourth shot, Deja Vu just wailing away with the Bokken like a mad man on the lifeless Reeve.] Jeremy Tucker : Deja Vu a man intent on taking out the whole roster of Swat ... one by one .... [Deja Vu then moves to lock on the Bushido Breaker, he gets it on, and rips away at the now unconscious form of Ruthless L Reeve ... when Soutter charges down to the ring accompanied by a team of security who drag Deja Vu off of Reeve.] .:StAtIc StAtIc:. “I suppose you all think that wasn’t fair… that it was a proof that Déjà Vu is not other thing than a coward; attacking the big monkey from behind with the beautiful wooden Katana”. “You are all wrong, like always. It was exactly what Reeve deserved after being pinned by someone like Tanner. C’mon, Tanner is only 6’2 feet tall and 225 pounds… against a 7 feet tall and 317 pounds monster?!?! What a joke!” “And you want to fight me Reeve? I’m 6’4 feet tall and 250 pounds of perfection! You have no chance in hell eucalyptus smoker. As a matter of fact, you’re lucky that your soon-to-be in Subway commercials gay lover fired me. Otherwise we’d have a match next week and your nurse would have to install a permanent bowel movements hospital canister on your ass, so you don’t make a mess on your way to the ring”. “You see? I take matters in my own hands. Big things are coming to SWAT. Bad for SWAT, very, very good for me. There’s no man that can stop me. There’s no law that can stop me. There’s no god that can stop me damn it! I’m the last fuckin’ step on evolution! ” [Déjà vu smashes the camera with his bokken and we abruptly fade out] |
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