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Bring the Tables!; Paid by Xanathos Enterprises
Topic Started: Feb 14 2005, 02:48 PM (420 Views)
I ~ Dracon Xanathos
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Tables… flat surfaces with legs that are very common anywhere where humans live. They are created by our own hands (or in massive production factories). They leave us eat with commodity. They leave our kids stand taller when they need it. They were there, having fun with us, when we were doing food wars. They even sacrifice themselves to entertain us in our so loved pro-wrestling.

So memorable times with so many wrestlers in so many matches, where tables were an essential part of it, though they are never properly credited for it.

But the worst happened last night, on NWA-TNA February PPV Against All Odds. Many tables, once again, gave their lives for our entertainment, in a Full Metal match (stupid name for a match where wood tables were the most used weapon) between Abyss and Jeff Hardy. After Jeff Hardy lost the match against Abyss, he did… he did something unforgivable.

Jeff Hardy took a bunch of tables laying defenseless at ringside, and dropkicked them, shattering them in pieces. Those tables were destroyed for nothing. The match was over… the match was over.

That, people, is a vile crime. Those were cheap tables, but innocent. They didn’t die in glory, broken by the back of some professional wrestler. They died humiliated and in an abusive way.

We have to stand up and stop this madness. Tables are there whenever we need them, and now that they need us, we have the duty to be there for them.

WE CANNOT LEAVE A JUNKIE LIKE JEFF HARDY TAKE HIS STRESS OUT IN OUR BELOVED TABLES. LET’S STOP THIS ONCE FOR ALL!

Join me and my millions of disciples (a deep silence) in the Pro-Tables Society.

We will not tolerate more abuses like what happened last night. And we’ll start with Jeff Hardy. We will bash him in every message board he’s mentioned. We’ll send emails to TNA asking to fire him. We’ll change the channel whenever one of his matches starts on Impact! We’ll burn his merchandise wherever we see it, even if that put us in jail. Our members in Orlando will boo him on the show tapings every two Tuesdays.

WE’LL TEAR HIS CAREER APART AND WE’LL DO IT BECAUSE WE CAN!

We are not responsible for any action of any of our members.

We will not pay any jail fines charged to any of our members for executing what we exhort them to do against Jeff Hardy or any other pro-wrestler.

We're illegaly using the name of Xanathos Enterprises to gain credibility, but Xanathos Enterprises nor KJ "Dracon" Xanathos can be held responsible for our messages or actions, because they know nothing about it.

Pro-Tables Society is affiliated with the Anti-Jeff Hardy Club, leaded by Robert Hunglestein the Third.
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The Face of S.W.A.T.

:huh:
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You have WAY too much time on your hands, Dracon.
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

:unsure:
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I ~ Dracon Xanathos
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Why all the funny faces, huh?

Damn Jeff Hardy marks...
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

I'm more of a Hall,Nash,X-Pac mark myself. :rolleyes:
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I ~ Sin City Saint
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Warrior mark here.
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Savage mark.

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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I ~ The Icon


In what you may consider upsetting...

1) I don't watch NWA:TNA.

2) The destroying of tables by Jeff Hardy doesn't nearly send me into an uprage.
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"The Cure" has come!

I'm not mad. But I would rather see myself go through the tables. (Believe me I would do it too) It was kind of a waist, but really do we need to get angry about it?
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Who care's about the table's, I'm still mad at Jeff Jarett using his magical power's to destroy that cello. He opened up the case, and it fell apart. He used his magic, I tell you!, Jeff Jarret is a Wizard! MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH....

I'm tired, yes I am.
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DaveBrickheart
Feb 18 2005, 06:17 AM
I'm not mad. But I would rather see myself go through the tables. (Believe me I would do it too) It was kind of a waist, but really do we need to get angry about it?

Do we need to get angry about it?

Do we need to get angry about it?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my... freaking GOD!

Of course we need to get angry about it~!




Do you see a dog being rolled over in the street by a stupid driver and you don't get angry about it?!?!?!

Do you see your mother putting cooking oil in a finished butter container without writing down is not butter anymore and you don't get angry about it?!?!??

Or what about flight attendants only serving mini-pretzels and juice in a flight?!?!? Wouldn't you get angry about it?!?!?!?


I'm so... angry. <_<
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I ~ Sin City Saint
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FLIGHT ATTENDANTS~!~!~!~!!~!~!

*kicks a random table*
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Black Star
Feb 18 2005, 06:19 AM
Who care's about the table's, I'm still mad at Jeff Jarett using his magical power's to destroy that cello. He opened up the case, and it fell apart. He used his magic, I tell you!, Jeff Jarret is a Wizard! MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH....

I'm tired, yes I am.

Wizard? No.

Talent-sucking Vampire? Most definitly.
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Sin City Saint
Feb 18 2005, 05:45 PM
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS~!~!~!~!!~!~!

*kicks a random table*

That's what I'm talking about, dammit!

Anger works!!! You pussies~!
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