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I have a confession to make.
Topic Started: Feb 25 2005, 05:29 AM (672 Views)
I ~ Bladez
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Hold on, hold on, let me collect myself here *sniffs and wipes away a fake tear*

This is such a sad day for me and anyone who believed in the Superstar. For you see, I too have been stealing promo's. Every single promo you've seen made by me has been a fraud, a fake. I cannot explain the reasoning for such behavior as it was wrong and stupid of me to do such a thing.

People, I refuse to ask you for your forgiveness in what I have done but I do ask you to look over my mistakes and think of me....as a true role player, a role player who only "wishes" he could come up with his own material. but unfortunately, my level of education wont allow such a thing.

Wait, wait, wait let me explain before you guys judge me, um...my momma wrote my promo's for me?, I mean, my daddy wrote my promo's for me?, I mean, I mean, my dog ate my real promo that I wrote then shit it out and I had to get my 12 year old sister to write my promo for me because she's good at writing?.

Ugh! I know you guys don't believe me, I can tell by the silence.....Oh, maybe that's because I haven't posted this yet....but none the less, I had no idea that the promo's were stolen. You see, I had no character personality so I had to ummm.... get my aunt to write my promo's

*sighs* Alright look, obviously you guys still don't believe me so I'll go ahead and tell you the truth. I don't know how to write a promo, so I've had to steal them from someone. I know people dislike promo theifs but I was desperate, I had needs, championship needs so I had to resort to stealing promo's.

Who did I steal them from you ask?......Mad Dog - HAAAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!

God I'm so cruel sometimes, Muwahaha. :lol:
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

Okay I hope this was just a joke please let it be a joke. :o
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I ~ Bladez
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ROFLMGDAO!!!.....wait, I mean...

Do I look like a man that does jokes, gags and funny ha-ha's? :angry:

My god, that's INSULTING for you to claim that I would joke about something as SERIOUS as this.


Just ask Tanner, Soutter or even Kahlan about what actual promo's written by me look like. Yeesh, they're horrible, absolute massacre's. So I had to do something, does that make me so bad? :(
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*boohoos, sniffles, snorts, wipes away tears*


<overly dramatic>Oh, Johnny.... how COULD you?!?!?</overly dramatic>

*swoons with the back of her hand to her brow*
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*walks in, takes a bite of Fastbreak and catches the swooning Kahlan*

DAMN YOU JOHNNY STYLES~!!
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I ~ bruno3997
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

I'm stuck I don't know what to say *taking a drink of old e*.
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Johnny Styles
Feb 25 2005, 11:51 AM
Just ask Tanner, Soutter or even Kahlan about what actual promo's written by me look like. Yeesh, they're horrible, absolute massacre's.

That they are.


:lol:
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Sin City Saint
Feb 25 2005, 11:58 AM
*walks in, takes a bite of Fastbreak and catches the swooning Kahlan*


*awakens* :huh: *looks at Sin City Saint*

Oh... hello there... :)
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Two of my recruit's banned...<.<...I hope Alexi and Tobias bring pride to my recruit force...and yeah, Johnny Styles couldn't steal rp's, they suck to bad to be stolen.
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That Damn Cool
Feb 25 2005, 10:44 PM
Johnny Styles
Feb 25 2005, 11:51 AM
Just ask Tanner, Soutter or even Kahlan about what actual promo's written by me look like. Yeesh, they're horrible, absolute massacre's.

That they are.


:lol:

Hahaha, see, proof right there.


Wait a minute :blink: Heeey now! :angry:


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Two of my recruit's banned...<.<...I hope Alexi and Tobias bring pride to my recruit force...and yeah, Johnny Styles couldn't steal rp's, they suck to bad to be stolen.


:o


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I ~ Bladez
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You know what the sad thing about all this is? I mean it's good that I'm doing it because It's what I do.

The sad thing is, these people who cheated in promoing are being made fun of by me in that post. And....they deserve it too.
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Black Star
Feb 25 2005, 06:51 PM
Two of my recruit's banned...<.<...I hope Alexi and Tobias bring pride to my recruit force...

Honey,

I pointed Krio here at the same time I pointed him to SCW so he would have a few options. Krio aka Alexi Groski decided here first, Cody has decided there first.

;)


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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

You know it's wrong but it doesn't make them bad people just people that wanted to take the high/wrong road instead of just taking their time and making a name for themselves because on of Jason's recruits is still cool with me.
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Kahlan
Feb 26 2005, 08:12 AM
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Feb 25 2005, 06:51 PM
Two of my recruit's banned...<.<...I hope Alexi and Tobias bring pride to my recruit force...

Honey,

I pointed Krio here at the same time I pointed him to SCW so he would have a few options. Krio aka Alexi Groski decided here first, Cody has decided there first.

;)

Damn, you and stealing my ThUnDEr!
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You stole Tony Thunder!!! GIVE HIM BACK!!! :angry:
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