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Uh huh....
Topic Started: Mar 16 2005, 01:45 PM (207 Views)
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Heard about this on the radio this morning.

http://www.jp.dk/english_news/artikel:aid=2934452/#Scene_1

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Town battles duck gang bangs
By The Copenhagen Post
The City of Slagelse is cracking down on aggressive hoards of amorous drakes that practice gang rapes against the few female ducks surviving in the city park

Normally, Slagelse's park is a peaceful oasis where small children and old ladies go to feed the ducks on the park's lake.
But all winter the park's visitors have witnessed violent and gruesome scenes, as gangs of 6-7 aggressive drakes attack the few female ducks that live on the lake, raping them and often drowning them in the havoc.

'This is simply gang rape,' Slagelse project leader Peter Johansen told daily newspaper Politiken, adding that the sexual abuse had escalated as spring approached and the drakes became even more randy.

Johansen said the lake's many drakes also showed aggressive behavior towards humans trying to feed them, and their sheer numbers posed an environmental problem in the Western Zealand town.

'All those ducks are ruining the lake with their excrements,' he said. 'It gives too much algae, which ruin the plant and animal habitat.'

Of the park's 150 ducks, only one in five is female. Johansen said it was natural that more male than female ducks were hatched, to ensure that every female could mate and lay eggs.

'The problem is that many females drown when the drakes fight over them, and that creates a bigger unbalance in the gender distribution,' Johansen said.

Despite the natural explanations, the city has had enough of the rapist hoards. A number of drakes will be trapped and shipped to other, bigger lakes, to find more females and space, and mend their ways.


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I ~ Punisher


Gang raping ducks. That's a first. It starts at the hens, but unchecked it moves up to geese, maybe a swan or two, and maybe even the occassional stray cat. Hmmm...

I have an idea. Someone from Denmark can call me, and if they're willing to fly me there and put me in a nice hotel, with a little extra for food and beer, me and my trusty 12 gauge shotgun would be more than willing to take care of their drake problem.

Just give me 3 days. They could take back their city from these criminal ducks...

:)
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Pun, that was so Charles Bronson-esque.
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

lol raping ducks what a riot hahahaha
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Go to hell

I should really shut the ..... when i've had a sleeples night.

It was a really crappy joke .

My honest apologies to all that read it .
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Punisher
Mar 16 2005, 12:12 PM
me and my trusty 12 gauge shotgun would be more than willing to take care of their drake problem.

Just give me 3 days. They could take back their city from these criminal ducks...

:)

I like roast duck. Yum!

Hey, send a few my way would you and should we get a deer this fall I could send hunks of venison your way! ;) :lol:
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Cut my music!

This gives awhole new meaning to the term "Fuck a duck" :lol:
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Kahlan
Mar 17 2005, 07:24 AM
Hey, send a few my way would you and should we get a deer this fall I could send hunks of venison your way!  ;)  :lol

Blah, my freezer is full. I have 4 of them, plus 2 antelope and some wild pig in the freezer. Wild duck is not one of my favorites.

I would take some fish, though. My supply is gone until summer. B)
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Funny that. I live about 5 mins from Nolin Lake and about 15 from the Dam. Lots of catfish, bass, crappie there. Even some trout.
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THE KLIQ IS BACK PERIOD!!

I perfer Red napper myslf but catfish and trout are pretty good. :D
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