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The Australian Years: Promos; Australian RPS
Topic Started: Apr 28 2005, 01:44 PM (561 Views)
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The Face of S.W.A.T.

~Promo #15~

Adrian Tanner Vs Lark Fenriz

Rising Stars, Living Legends I, Oct 8th 2003
___________________________________________________________

"Who is Adrian Tanner?"

[Footage flashes across the screen of different Highspots from
Adrian's matches]

"Adrian Tanner is a lot of things."

[Footage of Adrian driving Hellhound Cerebrus through the Ring
Syndicate Australia announce table with the "L-P-1-0," Adrian Nailing
a beautiful Shooting star press from the apron to the floor on Zeus.]

"Entertainer..."

[Footage of Adrian hitting Mars with a springboard flipping
clothesline to the floor, Adrian fighting off efed Legend "Hardkore"
Jonnie Valentine]

"Hype Killker..."

[Adrian pinning "self proclaimed God" Zeus, causing Zeus to go into
denial and turn to making fake movies with his production company.
Adrian and his "Goodfellas" Tag partner James Murdock giving the
Hellhounds the most fight they'd had in Australia]

"But most importantly...."

"A winner!"

[A graphic that reads "6-2-1" flashes across the screen.]

[Screen fades to black.]

-

[Scene fades in to Adrian Tanner sitting on the top turnbuckle of the
Ring Syndicate Australia ring at the Dandenong Basketball Stadium,
wearing black training shorts and a white t-shirt with "HYPE KILLER"
in bright gold letters in the front middle of the shirt. Except for a
few crew members and a couple trainers working with scouted talent,
the arena is empty. Adrian turns toward the camera.]

Adrian: But I'm not here to talk about my recent past, am I? No. I
could go on and on about my accomplishments in my short three month
career, but save for a few guys, no-one here cares about that.

I'm here to talk about the future... The Future of Wrestling. The
RSLL tournament is only a few short days away, and your truly gets
stuck with....

[Adrian pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and looks it over]

Adrian...Another "Dark" evil Goth freak? Come on!

(Looking up to the sky) God, why must you torture me with these
incredibly boring, overrated, clichéd fools for opponents? This is
the 4th "dark gothic, loves to bore people by pretending to cut
themselves and maim people in promos" idiot I've faced in the last
month!

[Adrian 'sighs' and shakes his head in embarrassment, and then jumps
down from the turnbuckle.]

Adrian: Listen, "Lark" I think your name is, I got some advice for
ya. It's real simple man, don't bother showing up. You're just going
to get owned like everyone else I've faced lately.

"Evil Personified?" Please, get over yourself. Your tired,
clichéd, "evil" act is a dime a dozen now a days. It doesn't scare
me, and I guarantee it wont beat me.

Let me save you the trouble of promoing and show the world what your
promo's going to look like...

[Adrian takes a deep breath and begins to talk with a deep, "dark"
voice, while making a mean face.]

Adrian: (with deep dark voice) "I am Lark Fenris, the wolf. I am
evil, and because I am evil, I must kill. Because killing is the evil
thing to do. So young Adrian Tanner, when I step into the ring with
you, I will tear your arm off and beat you with it, and do all sorts
of Evil, dastardly acts. Because that's what evil people do!
Rarggghh!!"

[Adrian takes another deep breath and breaks out laughing. He quickly
regains his composure and begins to talk again.]

Adrian: You wanna know why people call me "Hype Killer?" Because I
eat fools like you for breakfast. No, not like that, you pervert. I
expose flaws, and then I take you apart for those flaws. At 19 years
of age, my high flying skills have gone unmatched. I've never been
pinned. And I don't intend to get pinned by some gothic clown with
nail polish.

I'm not just a "Rising Star," I am the future of this business! Heed
my advice Lark, stay away from this match. Don't show up, I'll own
you like your name's Tina Turner and mine was Ike. Otherwise, you're
just yet another stop on the "HYPE KILLER" express, and I wouldn't
want to kill -All- of your dignity.

Whatever tiny bit you still have...

[Adrian jumps out of the ring and walks up the ramp out of view.]

*FADE*
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