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Hardkore America Matches
Topic Started: Apr 28 2005, 01:45 PM (949 Views)
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The Face of S.W.A.T.

Hardkore Matches.

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SAN DIEGO, CA JUNE 2004

ADRIAN TANNER VS COBRYN VS VINCENT SILVESTRI

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(Phil Blauer is sitting at a table with legendary producer Don Was, of Was Not Was. Next to Was is Linda Perry, the lesbian girl from 4 Non-Blondes. A hot young teenage girl sings for them in an American Idol rip-off)

Teenage girl: (off-key) "You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, Love taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker, Love-taker, don't
you mess around, no no no..."

Don Was: Ok, ok....I gotta give a no vote. Your voice is shallow with no real range. Phil?

Phil Blauer: I loved her.

Linda Perry: Me too.

Don Was: Phil...Linda, you've loved every contestant so far.

Phil Blauer: Not true, what about the fat chick?

Don Was: She was the only one who could sing.

Linda Perry: What's that got to do with anything?...Phil!! Hands off my property!!

(Phil is fondeling the girl)

Phil Blauer: Sing "Poison" for me.

(Cut back to the Cox Arena)

Phil Blauer: We were able to narrow the field down to 1200 contestants.

Guillermo O'Bannon: How many came out?

Phil Blauer: 1200 hot chicks and 70 fatties.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up we have a threeway dance between three men who could beat whoever wins the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship for their first title defense.

Phil Blauer: What if one of them wins it, you can't beat yourself...or can you?

(Phil ponders beating himself. Guillermo snaps his fingers in front of Phil's face bringing him back to reality.)

Phil Blauer: Vincent Silvestri has loaded up his big foreheaded family in the RV, and driven em down the I-10 to San Diego to see him in his biggest match since graduating from Hardkore Academy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, no, no...ya gotta take the 215.

Phil Blauer: Ya kidding me? With the traffic? Plus the 10 is so much more scenic...

Guillermo O'Bannon: The 10 doesn't even go to San Diego, Phil!! Anyway, Silvestri is here to try his luck against former UWA World Champion Cobryn and former Ring Syndicate World Champion Adrian Tanner Jr.

("Ceiling Fan in Spoon" by The Lemonheads plays and Vincent Silvestri drives down to the ring in an RV. The San Diego crowd gives him a mixed reaction)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The fans not quite sure what to make of the rookie. He reminds them of that cousin everybody has but doesn't admit to, while at the same time making them want to turn the hose on him before he gets the family dog pregnant.

Phil Blauer: My ears are burning. I saw him emptying out the commode in the back there. Under that hot San Diego sun it smelled like when my Dad spent the whole morning in the bathroom, smoking half a pack of Camels.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Or Cyrus' locker room.

(Vincent Silvestri gets out of the motor home, and then helps his lovely girlfriend Darlene out of the passenger side)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is a threeway dance, elimination rules apply. Your referee is David Grey. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his girlfriend, Darlene." (some whistles and catcalls are heard through the Cox Arena) "Hailing from Riverside, California; Standing at 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 237 pounds...VINCENT SILVESTRI!!!"

(Cox Arena boos Silvestri but cheers the curvaceous Darlene)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kick it for us one time, Yolanda.

Yolanda Ando: Well Guillermo, silver karate pants and black boots. It's worked for Trish Stratus, for so many years, but one has to wonder if Vincent buying them off her at her last yard sale was a bargain or blunder.

Guillermo O'Bannon: One vote for bargain.

Phil Blauer: I was at that yard sale, I bought the leather pants Test wore as T & A.

Guillermo O'Bannon: They were the hit of the Day After Tomorrow premiere.

Phil Blauer: The only hit of that night.

(Deadsy's "Tom Sawyer" plays and the audience cheers. Brandon Fernandez leads his man, Adrian Tanner Jr. down to the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian is the youngest of the Tanner Family Legacy. The oldest was UWA & IPW Superstar Bryant, and the middle child was former UWA Star Christian.

Phil Blauer: My money's on the middle child Christian. They're always bat shit crazy. Remember Peter Brady? And that Judy chick on Family Matters became the star of Black Dirty Debutantes #32.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Good point Phil, but Christian's not wrestling tonight. It's Adrian.

Phil Blauer: I never saw a porno with her, so I can't say for sure.

Guillermo O'Bannon: (sighs & covers his face) Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: No, sorry Guillermo, I was in a film titled "Cum on My Feet" and a french picture titled "Frog in My Throat".

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, I meant what is he wearing?

Yolanda Ando: Oh, can we edit that last part out? Or does being live...anyway, Adrian Tanner is sporting white shorts that I wouldn't be caught dead in after Labor Day, with blue flames running up the sides,
along with blue boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank you, Yolanda. Adrian Tanner Jr. has been a champion in Canada with the CWA, Australia with Ring Syndicate, and the States with UCW. He's also a former Arizona State Junior Division Weightlifting champion.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent, accompanied to the ring by his manager, Brandon Fernandez; from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!

Phil Blauer: BRANDON Fernandez?? I've never heard of many Fernandez's named Brandon.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Probably from my neighborhood of Irish Mexicans. Cabo San Dublin.

(Audience cheers while Brandon Fernandez tries to get Tanner's attention. Adrian is busy jawing with Vincent Silvestri when "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin hauntingly plays through the Cox Arena. The crowd jeers as Cobryn parts the curtain wearing a long silk robe)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn recently getting in a heated verbal battle with Tuxedo Mask, that started on the internet when Cobryn didn't like Death Gojira's recent comments to a website that Cobryn was the reason for their loss in the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Tournament.

Phil Blauer: Why focus on who lost, when they can focus on who won?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: After he drops the silk robe, Cobryn is all meat & potatoes with his black trunks & boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Key Largo, Florida; Standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!"

(San Diego gives Cobryn their venom as he soaks it all in, Cobryn suddenly is attacked by Adrian Tanner Jr.! Bill Kasal, Darlene, and Brandon Fernandez flee the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is sick of hearing Cobryn's mouth, and can't wait for the bell. He pops the crowd with a hard chop to Cobryn's chest that sends him into the corner! Another hard chop to
Cobryn's pectorals, turning them crimson!

Phil Blauer: Round these parts, we call them "man teets", Gail O'Grady.

(Cobryn drops to his knees and begs for Tanner to stop with the chops. Vincent Silvestri taps Tanner on his shoulder)

Phil Blauer: Tanner forgot about the Riverside Rampage, and Cobryn keeps his presence known with a low blow to the little Tanner.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pulls the bent over Tanner, trunks first into the corner post! Vincent Silvestri grabs the aching shoulder of Tanner, throws it over his head and lifts him up into a cradle brainbuster!!

(Cobryn twists Vincent Silvestri's arm, then judo flips him onto his back into an armscissors)

Phil Blauer: Cobryn trying to take one of the wings of Silvestri out. Hope that ain't his beer drinkin arm. I own stock in Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts a leg and bashes Silvestri in the face with it, trying to get Silvestri out of this match quickly. And Adrian Tanner Jr. baseball slides into a dropkick to the side of Silvestri's head.

(Cobryn & Tanner pull Vincent Silvestri up, and hit a lightning fast double snap suplex)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn & Tanner joining forces to put Silvestri through a hell of a double snap suplex, but their partnership only lasted long enough for Tanner to irish whip Cobryn into the ropes. Silvestri drops down, and they take out Cobryn with a flying body press with a schoolboy trip!

Referee David Grey: 1...(Cobryn kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri waits for Tanner to get up and lifts him up into a fireman's carry, then drives his head into the mat with a death valley driver!

(Silvestri turns around into a hip toss from Cobryn that he turns into a powerslam. Darlene yells at David Grey from ringside, while Cobryn rakes his bootlaces across the eyes of Silvestri. Tanner gets to his feet
and delivers a harsh kick to Vinny Silver's head)

Phil Blauer: If Darlene's looking to distract David Grey she should show him a little cooch. Or better yet, show me!

Guillermo O'Bannon: You can see it every Wednesday at Cock n' Bull's in Riverside.

Phil Blauer: And pay that $3 cover? Girl, you so crazy...

Guillermo O'Bannon: My aunt can get you in for free. Tanner tries to kick Cobryn but Cobryn catches his leg. Tanner answers with an enzuigiri kick to the back of Cobryn's head. Adrian Tanner Jr. now pulls Cobryn up into a waistlock, and drops him backwards onto his head with a german suplex!

(Tanner pulls Cobryn up for a second, but Cobryn back elbows Tanner in the eye. Tanner stumbles into Vincent Silvestri who applies a 3/4 facelock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri runs up the turnbuckles into a backflip bulldog on Adrian Tanner Jr.!!

(Cobryn applies an abdominal stretch on Adrian Tanner Jr., using the top rope for leverage, away from Grey's view)

Phil Blauer: Cobryn grabbing hold of the top rope so as to keep his balance and really cinch in that abdominal stretch.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri comes off the ropes and smacks Adrian Tanner Jr. upside the head with a superkick. Silvestri grabs Cobryn from behind and drops him on his head with a straightjacket back suplex!

(Audience cheers Cobryn being folded up like an accordian, and the red hot Vincent Silvestri goes after Adrian Tanner Jr. Silvestri applies an inverted facelock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri lifts Tanner up into an inverted suplex, but then drops Adrian's spine across his knee! Silvestri turns Tanner over in a half crab, and bridges back into an additional armlock.

Phil Blauer: Silvestri cranking back on Adrian's leg, and pulling his arm back as well, a very painful situation. Like when the intern on the "Doctor" Phil Show forgot Steven Segal's beer batter dipped bacon wrapped butter. Keeps him razor sharp! Try making those on the fly.

Guillermo O'Bannon: When did Steven Segal become Elvis?

Phil Blauer: Half Past Dead? No, wait, Exit Wounds! No wait....

(David Grey checks in but Tanner refuses to tap out. Cobryn grabs Tanner's arm and taps out for him. San Diego Cox Arena rocks with boos as Cobryn screams at timekeeper Ron De La O to ring the bell)

Ron De La O: Fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Maaaaaaaan!!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn grabs Silvestri from behind and breaks the half crab with a rude awakening!

Phil Blauer: Somewhere Rick Rude is smiling....cause he finally found a fresh vein.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Zzzzzzzzzzing!

(Cobryn irish whips Vincent Silvestri into the ropes and flips him over into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Quebradora con hilo!! Cobryn just lies Silvestri on his knee while he poses for the booing audience. Cobryn lifts Silvestri back up and drops him on his knee! Again! A third time and then Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the top turnbuckle with a 450 flip into a leg drop across Vincent's throat while he's lying on Cobryn's knee!!!

Phil Blauer: Rest in Peace, Redneck! Adrian Tanner Jr. makes the cover!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...thr...(Darlene puts Silvestri's foot on the bottom rope, but is quickly overcome by the smell.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri can thank his girlfriend for him still being in this match.

Phil Blauer: It's gonna be shrimp & cigarettes tonight!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner whips Cobryn's head around with a swinging neckbreaker!

(Tanner & Silvestri pull Cobryn up by his long hair and then drop him with a double russian legsweep. Silvestri then apply a crucifix armbar to both of Cobryn's arms. The audience cheers as Cobryn lets out
a blood curdling scream)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn with nowhere to go and Silvestri & Tanner trying to break both his arms off.

Phil Blauer: How will he scratch his balls?? Those things itch!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe if you washed em once in a while, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda.

(Tanner & Vinny Silver both bend Cobryn's arms back trying to force him to submit to David Grey. Darlene & Brandon Fernandez slap hands. When Cobryn refuses to submit they release him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri pulls Cobryn up by the hair and belly to belly suplexes him over the ropes to the floor! Cobryn falls rather awkwardly to the concrete. Silvestri applies a cobra clutch on
Adrian Tanner.

Phil Blauer: Somewhere Sgt.Slaughter is smiling.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, mostly cause he got Shane O Mac's Starbuck's order right this time. "Double shot, fatass! I said, double shot, with light foam! Is that so fuckin hard? DISMISSED!!" Silvestri bulldogs Tanner into the mat with a cobra clutch bulldog, then maintains the cobra clutch and pulls him back to his feet...cobra clutch suplex!

(Cox Arena applauds the combo, and Silvestri climbs the ropes and soaks it all in, then blows a kiss at Darlene. Cobryn pulls himself up utilizing the ropes)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri tries to suplex Cobryn back in, but Cobryn reverses it and lifts Silvestri up in a hanging vertical suplex on the apron!

(San Diego buzzes with excitement as Cobryn keeps Silvestri up in the air while Vincent & Darlene try to reason with Cobryn)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn jackhammers Silvestri off the apron onto the unforgiving concrete!!!

Phil Blauer: Ouch! If this was Smackdown we would have had to cut away and then stage Silvestri lying there in a pool of red Kool-Aid.

(Cobryn bows for the audience who jeers him. Cobryn then tells the audience in the front row to move out of the way, so he can toss Silvestri into the crowd. The fans listen, but Cobryn rolls Silvestri back into the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: What a dick. But he turns around just in time for Adrian Tanner Jr. to jump off the apron and rana Cobryn's head into the concrete!! The fans boos turn to cheers after Cobryn rolls over with a big gash over his eye.

Phil Blauer: Like a night under U.S. interrogators, these men should learn there's no time to rest or you'll catch a baton up the rectum.

(Tanner climbs back up to the apron, then jumps up on the middle of the top rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. springboards off into a helicopter rana on Silvestri inside the ring into a spinning DDT!! The Attitude Adjustment!!

Phil Blauer: Gorgeous!!

(Tanner hops onto the bottom rope, back onto the top rope on the other side and backflips into a moonsault but Silvestri raises his knees up into Tanner's stomach. Silvestri quickly laces Tanner's leg over Vinnie's head and leg scissors his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner's leg is going one way and his head is going the other. He's either gotta tap or go from 6 foot 2, to 6 foot 5.

(Cobryn rolls into the ring with blood pouring down his face. Tanner screams out "No! No!" while Brandon Fernandez screams encouragement from the floor. Cobryn climbs up on the turnbuckle and pretends to sleep, bored with his lack of involvement)

Phil Blauer: Cobryn should have gotten more sleep before the match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Maybe he should take whatever the audience does when he wrestles.

Phil Blauer: Still a little bitter over the sister thing?

Guillermo O'Bannon (in high pitched mimicking voice) YES, I'M STILL BITTER OVER THE SISTER THING!!

(Silvestri drops Tanner's leg out of frustration of Cobryn's mockery. he walks over and Cobryn hops off the turnbuckle and beckons him on)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Silvestri attacks Cobryns with lefts & rights but Cobryn reverses Vinny's irish whip. Silvestri comes back and Cobryn tilt a-whirls him into a facebuster!!

(Cobryn runs into the ropes, but Darlene trips him up. Cobryn spins around screaming "Bitch!")

Phil Blauer: Vincent Silvestri half nelson hammerlocks Cobryn from behind and hits a tiger suplex!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Cobryn rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn stumbles to his feet and Adrian Tanner Jr. comes at him with a superkick but Cobryn ducks under and The Daytripper smacks an oncoming Vincent Silvestri!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Silvestri up into a vertebreaker and runs into the center of the ring and drops him! The audience cheers and Tanner reaches over and hooks Silvestri's leg)

Phil Blauer: The Glory Bomb II!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!

(Audience cheers and Tanner celebrates with Brandon Fernandez on the apron)

Yolanda Ando: That move not to be confused with The Glory Hole III, my final picture before my parents finally let me move back in.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank you, Yolanda.

Phil Blauer: And an extra big thanks from Blau-Dog, or as I was known in Glory Hole III, Prince Pony Penis.

Yolanda Ando: That's "Bony Penis", Phil.

Phil Blauer: Tomato/Tomato.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vincent Silvestri does not look too happy about this and we may have some problems getting him out of the ring.

(Crowd starts their chant of "School Your Bitch!! School Your Bitch!! School Your Bitch!! School Your Bitch!! School Your Bitch!!" and Darlene shakes her head, begging Vincent Silvestri to calm down)

Phil Blauer: You heard em, Glenda. (takes off his belt) This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you.

(Guillermo flicks Phil in the ear)

Phil Blauer: (freezes, biting his bottom lip, trying not to cry) ...you play too much.

(Vincent Silvestri walks up to Darlene then pets her hair, assuring her he would never hurt her)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Despite the audience's blood lust, I don't think we'll see the kind of disgusting behavior we saw in Palm Springs.

Phil Blauer: You saw that? Since when did they put a camera in my backseat?! First of all, Matt Boone came on to ME! (shows Guillermo his ear) Is it red?

(Vincent Silvestri suddenly wraps his hands around Darlene's neck and starts choking her. Cobryn points and laughs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Come on! She had nothing to do
with him losing this time!

Phil Blauer: Some one's gotta pay, Ganip-ganop. Who's it gonna be? You? Not me, I gotta bum ear now.

(Silvestri lifts Darlene up by the throat with both arms as her face turns red. He holds her up there for a while, till she goes limp, then he flips her over his head onto her back behind him!! The sadistic audience cheers)

Guillermo O'Bannon: What the hell was that for?? This guy is fucked up! Darlene is a beautiful flower!

Phil Blauer: Didn't we still have a match to go here? Get her designer imposter smellin ass outta there!

(Hardkore Security, led by former Hardkore America TV Champion "Unpredictable" Oliver Ace walks down to the ring, and swarms on Vincent Silvestri)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Finally, some order here!

Vincent Silvestri: (being dragged to the back) "Git the fuck offa me! She hit me first! She hit me first! Call my lawyer Darlene! Cobryn, do me a solid boy, when she wakes up, teller to call my lawyer!"

(Cobryn gives Silvestri a sarcastic thumbs up, and then gets dropkicked over the ropes to the floor)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Brandon Fernandez & the rest of Hardkore Security are helping Darlene to the back. Maybe chilvary isn't dead?

(When Darlene passes Guillermo & Phil, Phil takes the opportunity to grope her ass)

Phil Blauer: Hells yeah!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn getting to his feet on the floor, but Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the middle of the top rope with a springboard senton!

(Cox Arena comes alive with a huge pop for Adrian Tanner Jr.! former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone comes up to Guillermo & Phil)

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Your Chicken McNuggets, Mr.Blauer.

Phil Blauer: Boone, you remember a camera in my car in Palm Springs?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No, just a Spin Doctor's CD and a promise to succeed Guillermo when you get him fired.

Phil Blauer: Who the hell is Guillermo?

(Boone cowers away when Cobryn & Tanner fight their way over to the announce area)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner reverse russian legsweeps Cobryn's face into the our table here! Eww, Cobryn left a big pool of blood here on the...

Phil Blauer: That Boone kid left without giving me any sauce for these nuggets...oh, there it is! (Blauer dips the McNugget in the pool of Cobryn's blood) Mmmmm, no substitute for good BBQ!

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's dis-...Time for us to go, Tanner slams Cobryn on our table.

Phil Blauer: But my McNuggets!

Guillermo O'Bannon: PHIL!

(Guillermo & Phil skeedaddle, cutting out audio. Adrian Tanner Jr. balances on the guardrail and hops off into a shooting star press on Cobryn, busting the table and creating a huge San Diego pop for Adrian!! A bloody Cobryn lies in a pile of broken table and chicken mcnuggets. Adrian pulls him up by his pink stained hair and props him up on the apron. Guillermo & Phil get their headsets back on)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sorry about that, fans.

Phil Blauer: What are you apologizing to them for? I lost McNuggets on the deal!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top rope, but Cobryn pulls one of his legs out, crotching Tanner on the top turnbuckle steel cable hook!

Phil Blauer: They should call that move "Crotching Tanner, Hidden Cobryn".

(Guillermo looks at Phil and shakes his head.)

Phil Blauer: At least I'm tryin', if I left things up to you, you'd miss your swim meet, watch a baby drowned, and cost your basketball team the state championship all because of your recreational drug use....terrorist.

(Audience boos this turn of events, Cobryn, standing on the apron, hooks Tanner's feet underneath the top rope. Cobryn leans backwards on the steps while yanking Adrian's arms back, forcing Tanner's back of
against the ringpost)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn turns the tide with this manuever he calls Florida Surfing!! Referee David Grey is laying the 5 count in, but Cobryn doesn't seem to give a good goddamn!

(Tanner cries out in pain as he's stretched out along the cornerpost, while Grey tries to force Cobryn to break the Florida Surfing submission. Finally, after threatening disqualification, Cobryn releases Adrian's arms. Adrian sits up a little, clutching his back, while sitting on the top turnbuckle. Cobryn flinches at Grey to scare him, then enters the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn grabs Tanner by the arms and drops him facefirst with an inverted razor's edge from off the second turnbuckle!!

(Cox Arena boos, and a horribly bleeding Cobryn quickly rolls Tanner over into a pinning position)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn lifts Tanner up in an inverted sky high, but Tanner grabs Cobryn's head on the way down with a bulldog!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Cobryn up into a cradle suplex and drops him behind into a bridge!

Guillermo O'Bannon: The SureShot!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Cobryn gets his leg free)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sits on Cobryn's back and applies a full nelson camel clutch! This could be it!

(Front row goes wild as Tanner sits on Cobryn's back and pulls his head, arms & torso back with all his strength. Blood runs freely down Cobryn's face)

Phil Blauer: Tanner using that impressive upperbody strength to try break Cobryn in half, not to mention look better in a speedo than I do.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner breaks the full nelson and climbs to the second turnbuckle, waiting for Cobryn to rise.

(Cobryn shakily staggers to his feet, and Tanner flips over Cobryn into a blockbuster. But on the way over, Cobryn inverted facelocks Tanner and lifts him up into an inverted suplex. Cobryn pitches forward, and then suddenly drops down into an inverted DDT)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn reverses a blockbuster into The Answer!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

("No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays drowning out the booing fans)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And Cobryn gains the first shot at the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion whoever that may be.

Phil Blauer: But what if it's him? You can't beat your-...oh, wait.

(Cobryn slowly rolls off Tanner and lies next to him, a pool of blood forming around his head)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 16 minutes, 44 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE THREEWAY DANCE...COBRYN!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. definately showed something to the Hardkore fans and they are giving him a well deserved round of applause as he walks to the back, but it doesn't seem to help ease
the sting.

Phil Blauer: May I suggest Grammy Blauer's cure for such stings? Revenge, sweet revenge. And don't forget to serve it cold.

(Cobryn slowly rolls out of the ring and is helped to the back by David Grey & Ron Reid as he gets blood everywhere)

Phil Blauer: Oooh, they spilled sauce in the aisle!
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PHOENIX - JULY 2004

HARDKORE AMERICA TITLE

ADRIAN TANNER VS STAN "THE TANK" WILSON

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**commericial**

(Phil Blauer stands in front of a white background. The camera's iris is open a little too much to get the desired effect.)

Phil Blauer: Time for a pop quiz. What's the name of my best selling self help book? Who's my protoge? What's that between my teeth? What's the name of the woman I stalked? Now, do you know who's stalking your kids?

(fade to black)

KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDS ARE UP TO. BE INTERESTED IN THEIR LIFE, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE IS DULL. THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. FAKE IT, LIKE WHEN YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW'S OVER. IT'S IMPORTANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR CHILDREN. AFTER ALL, YOU HAD THEM. NEXT TIME MAYBE YOU'LL WEAR A RUBBER. JERK!

**commercial**

Guillermo O'Bannon: Interesting spot, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Yeah, doing PSA's are apart my court ordered public service. The judge said I should use my celebrity for more then just tricking chicks into sleeping with me or getting people to take a bad check. I've got a few of them floating around out there. Did you see my rap about the food pyramid?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Is that the one you did with the coked out Olsen twin?

Phil Blauer: She was just beatboxin'.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Xyrynth told us, huh?

Phil Blauer: Your mouth is moving but I don't understand a word of what you just said. Oh, the chick who's doin it with her brother? Yeah, what's her deal?

(Deadsy's "Tom Sawyer" fills the America West Arena and the crowd leaps to their feet. Pro-Tanner signs like "Stan 'The Stank' Wilson", "Nothing Survives the Desert, Stan", "Arizona's Own", "Stan Procured A Cucumber", & just plain "Tanner" litter the landscape. Brandon Fernandez and his charge Adrian Tanner Jr. step through the curtain and walk to ringside. Tanner tries to ignore the loud ovation, weighed down by a business like look on his face.)

Phil Blauer: A.T.J. looks like a million bucks. He's here tonight with one thing on his mind, the Hardkore America Title in front of Phoenix and his entire family.

Guillermo O'Bannon: It doesn't matter where Adrian Tanner Jr goes, it's a home ring advantage. His family follows him everywhere.

Phil Blauer: You think they follow him to the john? I'd love to have em on the show. "Phil, Tell My Family To Get Out When I'm Pissing." Maury Povich has ditched the dying kid's wish show and tried to out skank me.

(Adrian walks by his family's ringside seats where he finds encouragement by his father, his brother, and his cousin Bob.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bob Tanner's the only one not in the business. He sells nicknacks at a Christian bookstore in suburban Tucson.

Phil Blauer: Who should probably hold on to my check till Friday if he want's it to go through.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian's wearing white shorts with blue flames running up the sides. Because a blue flame is hotter then a red one.

Guillermo O'Bannon: And more masculine then pink flames.

(A fan holds up a sign that says "Pig Stan")

Yolanda Ando: His knees and elbows are protected by black and blue elbow and knee pads, while his wrists are covered by white wrist bands.

Guillermo O'Bannon: What about the bling?

Yolanda Ando: A black chain hangs around his neck.

Phil Blauer: Black gold?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Texas tea.

Yolanda Ando: And now my favorite part, the foot wear. He's wearing white and blue boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back. Brandon Fernandez is wearing black jeans, white Nikes, and an Adrian Tanner "REVOLVER" T-shirt you can buy bootleg on the internet for half the price you get at the live shows.

(Tanner slides into the ring and submits to getting check over by referee David Grey. His music fades out and "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX begins to bump through the building.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Here he is! Your Hardkore America champion!

Phil Blauer: We haven't seen much of Big Stan since winning the most prestigious belt in North America. My sources tell me the pressure of his first title may be getting to him.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Some people have it, some don't, and others get signed to a developmental deal by the Minnessota Vikings.

Phil Blauer: My sources tell me he's also going broke on this IWA Final card. If he doesn't pack the house, he's gonna be flat busted.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Even the three Huntington Pizza Huts?

Phil Blauer: Everything.

(Stan "The Tank" Wilson steps through the curtain and begins a slow jog to the ring side area. He's wearing red leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back and an image of a small tank on the front. His chokeslam hand is covered with black hand and wrist tape.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson jogging in place, trying to keep his sweat while David Grey finishes check over Adrian Tanner.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAIN EVENT!!! The following match is scheduled for 30 minutes and for the Hardkore America Title. Your referee is David Grey. Introducing first, Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Brandon Fernandez. From Tucson, right here in the great state of Arizona..."

(Phoenix gives a monster pop)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Standing at 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing in at 225 pounds...the challenger...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!

(The crowd gets their loudest of the night for the local boy)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Birmingham, Alabama, Standing at 6 feet 10 inches tall... tipping the scales at a slim, trim, lean, mean 325 pounds...The Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILLIAMS!!!"

(The crowd gives just as big a heel pop for the champ. Wilson and Tanner shake hands. Referee David Grey calls for the bell.)

DING-DING

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner ducks under the collar and elbow tie up and hits a stinging chop across Big Stan's giant chest. Another! He staggers Wilson back with a standing dropkick.

Phil Blauer: Adrian doing the smart thing by hitting Wilson from the outside. He's using his quickness to counter balance the tank's 100 pound weight advantage.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr hits an enzuigiri, then quickly gets to his feet taking Stan down with an arm drag into an armbar.

(Stan slowly gets to his feet and uses his armbarred arm to toss Tanner across the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Do you think everytime Stan gets to his feet he does it slowly?

(Stan "The Tank" Wilson hits a belly to back suplex burying Tanner into the ring. Again, he slowly gets to his feet, then steps on Tanner's throat.)

Referee David Grey: 1...(Tanner gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan drops an elbow on Tanner's knee, then follows up with a series of stomps to the same knee.

Phil Blauer: 325 pounds comin' down hard on that knee. It must feel like Tom Arnold the first time he slept with Rosanne.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Humiliating?

(Stan puts Tanner's leg on the bottom rope, then leg drops the knee.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson locks on an Indian Deathlock.

Phil Blauer: He must be doing it wrong, nobody's dying. At best, it's an Anguishlock.

(Stan irish whips Tanner into the ropes and tiltawhirls him, but Tanner spinning DDTs him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Flying body press from A.T.J.

Referee David Grey: 1...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a blockbuster, then climbs to the top rope.

(Tanner points to his family, his brothers, his cousin Bob, his sister-in-law Janette, and Ching Mae the foriegn exchange student his parents are sponsoring. He leaps.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Corkscrew 180 splash off the top rope!!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

(Adrian Tanner irish whips Wilson into the corner. He rushes in with a rana, but Wilson catches his legs and drops him with a ligerbomb)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner abandoned his earlier game plan of staying the fuck away from Big Stan. That was a mistake. This could get ugly, and ugly quick.

Phil Blauer: Wilson hits The Tank Slam!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan climbing the top rope! Could we see the 747 Splash, the move that's been alluding pro wrestling's giants since the days of Killer Kowalski?

(Wilson doesn't stay on the top rope long and hits a flying lariat before the ropes can snap. He pulls Tanner up into a Military Press then buries him with a spinebuster.)

Phil Blauer: That one was for the troops. The true heros. Not like that guy named Hero that fought earlier this evening.

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Stan with a big boot sending Tanner over the ropes to the floor below.

Phil Blauer: The Tank and the Tanner clan jawing it up on the outside! The fans love them some Stan, but they love their home town boy even more!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson sets up a table right in front of Adrian's family!

(One of Adrian's brothers knocks the table over. Furious, Stan grabs him around his throat only to have David Grey and Adrian Sr break them up. He sets back up the table, grabs A.T.J. and sends him through to the floor with the Alabama Slam.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A mean, gutteral laugh from Big Stan right in the face of Adrian's brother.

(Mrs. Tanner slaps Wilson. The smile leaves Big Stan's face as he raises his right arm in the universal sign for "chokeslam". He turns his attention back to Adrian and walks into a superkick.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Daytripper!!! An homage to his big brother Bryant sitting ringside with the rest of his family here tonight. Rana off the apron sending Stan head first into the concrete floor!

(Adrian springboards from the apron, off the ropes, onto Wilson. He grabs his head and nails a spinning DDT driving Big Stan's big head into the floor.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: When Amare Stoudemire asks why there's a soft spot at center court, you show up this tape and tell him Stan "The Tank" Wilson needed an Attitiude Adjustment!!!

Phil Blauer: Tanner's trying to roll Wilson into the ring, but can't get the Bama Big Mack up. He's too big!

(Adrian calls for help from his brothers who leap the ringside fence and help him roll Wilson into the ring.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The crowd eating it up!

(Adrian Tanner climbs to the top rope and jumps into a 450 leg drop, but Stan rolls out of the way.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: He may have tail bone damage after that missed spot. Wilson pulls Tanner up into afireman's carry, then turns it into an implant DDT!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Tanner gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan bends Tanner the wrong way with a Sidewalk Backbreaker, then, without letting go, lifts him up into another Military Press, turning it into a powerslam!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson, tempting fate again with a climb to the top rope.

Phil Blauer: If you include his height he's like 3 stories up!

(Wilson attempts an elbow drop from the top rope but Tanner rolls out of the way, quickly climbs on Stan's back and locks on a standing full nelson submission)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan backs them into the corner, David Grey begins his 5 count.

(At 4 Tanner releases and bulldogs Wilson.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner, back to the air, he hits a double jump moonsault! This could be it, we could have a new champion!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Stan kicks out)

(Tanner springboards off the top rope into a rana but Stan catches him and drops him with a dominator spinebuster.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore America Champion raises his right hand in the air in the universal sign for chokeslam. He's got Tanner over 7 feet in the air!!! Chokeslam!!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The winner of this match, at 10 minutes 35 seconds, and still Hardkore America Champion....STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, that does it for us here from Phoenix. Next time we'll be from San Francisco.

Phil Blauer: Oakland.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wherever we're from be sure to join us for more Hardkore World!
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OAKLAND, CA - AUGUST 2004

HARDKORE WEST COAST TITLE
10 Man Falls Count Anywhere Battle Royal
Adrian Tanner Jr., Blak Lung, Tony Thunder, Cobryn, "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson, Bloody Martyr, Jonnie Rose, Big Bad Bill, Carpenter, The Microshocker

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There is only one tactical principle that is not subject to change. It is to use the means at hand to inflict the maximum amount of wound, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time." -- General George S. Patton Jr

[Fade In]

Open scene to a hallway backstage. Standing with his back against the wall is the tall form of Triple B.

�Wherever there is light, there is sure to be darkness. Shadows mimic the motions of the most experienced of fighters. No matter how fast you are; your shadow is just as fast. You can never beat it; you can never escape it, and when you die, you are entombed with it.�

He smiles wickedly as the camera moves away slightly.

�I am pitted in a battle against friend and foe alike. I have a commitment to my team, and a legacy to fulfill.�

Bill contemplates the matter.

�I need no title to prove myself. When I step into the ring, whether I posses a title or not, I am still feared. Mine is a power that cannot be confined to a single division, and midcarders might feel safe if I held the top spot; and we can�t let anyone feel safe.�

No one is safe!!! The voices explode down the hallway.

�No one is safe,� he confirms. �I am the Alpha, and I am the Omega. I have plans of my own in this league, and restricting my punishment to only the top tier of this federation simply will not do. However, I do find myself in a position where there are many souls who have not yet reckoned with their own shadows.�

They will feel our dark embrace!!!

�The souls gather for competition, and I will bring them the maelstrom of the storm. I will make Hell manifest in physical form tonight, and awaken demons to pick at their living flesh.�

We need focus!!!

�Tonight,� he snarls, �I dine on fear.�

[Fade to back to The Oakland Arena]

Guillermo O'Bannon: And now here's the main event. The battle royal for the Hardkore West Coast Championship. Now most battle royals you toss your opponent over the top rope, but not here in California. Out here, you have to eliminate your opponent by pinning him, anywhere in the Oakland Arena.

("I Believe" by Soulfly plays and the audience cheers at the beginning of the main event. Bloody Martyr steps through the curtain, hand in hand with his manager Jesus. Of course, no one else can see him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bloody Martyr, not really all there, is he?

Phil Blauer: You kidding me? During a commercial break Angelina Jolie told me she makes sure she's safe from goverment wiretaps by swallowing her fingernails.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bloody Martyr is a former NEFW TV Champion but has largely gone untested in his career wrestling in the States and Down Under.

(Martyr gets to the ring, he leaps up on the apron, and opens the rope so Jesus can get through)

Yolanda Ando: I don't know, Guillermo. With that priest's robe on, Bloody Martyr still makes me feel a little guilty about my indiscression with the neighbor's kid. What can I say? I can't resist a guy in a Digimon t-shirt.

Guillermo O'Bannon: What shirt can you resist, Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: None. Oh wait, no shirt's even better. Unless you got a third nipple, like Phil. That's gross.

Phil Blauer: I told you that was an old pepperoni slice, I had saved for later!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is an Eight Man Falls Count Anywhere Battle Royal for the vacant Hardkore West Coast title. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his manager, 'Jesus'; from Massena, Quebec City, Canada; Standing at 5 feet 11 inches; Weighing 194 pounds...BLOODY MARTYR!!!"

(Gets some polite applause from San Francisco. Martyr opens the ropes again so Jesus can get out, and then he takes off his robes)

Yolanda Ando: Underneath the heavy handed religious message, Bloody Martyr wears white spandex shorts, with a black cross on each side. On the back, "Martyr" is written with a golden cross for the "t". His hair is dyed crimson red, but is kept short and business like. Scars still cover his chest, from past wars in NEFW and Australia. Like most Catholics, he wears a necklace with a cross.

("Caught in a Mosh" by Anthrax plays and Blak Lung walks out of the ring, staring down Bloody Martyr)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Blak Lung is a newcomer from wartorn Ghana, a country of 19 million people, yet only has 7,000 troops. Life expectency is only 55 years old!

Phil Blauer: Sorry, Ghana Mama, I still recognize it as the Gold Coast.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, it hasn't been called that since the English left in 1957.

Phil Blauer: When the white guy leaves, I stop payin attention.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Accra, in the Republic of Ghana, Standing at 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 190 pounds...BLAK LUNG!!"

("Block Rockin Beats" by The Chemical Brothers and the audience cheers wildly. Sheryl Nowa & Bad Boy King Kong lead Rally Jackson out to the ring. Rally walks out talking into his cell phone. He ignores the fans straining to touch him, checking his voicemail. Big Bad Bill follows behind him with Microshocker following)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And along comes Rally Jackson who recently joined up with Nowa, Big Bad Bill, and The Microshocker to form The Dark Riderz Movement. Their inaugural mission was to attack The Brothers of the Swastika out in the parking lot in Pheonix, Arizona during that Blitzkrieg Match. They are the newest stable, joining The Cupcake Crew, the new Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions The Un-Stable, & The Warhammer Corporation battling for the most prestigious six man tag team title in the World.

Phil Blauer: And that tall drink of water, Big Bad Bill. He's a huge superstar in Australia wrestling for his first time here on the West Coast.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill snarling at the audience as he slides into the ring. How they stylin, Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: The Dark Riderz Movement comes down styling indeed. First with Rally Jackson wearing a green capoeira gui with yellow trim, still sporting the dreadlocks and a few piercings. He's also got that impressive tattoo of a tiger on the back of his left shoulder. Nowa wears dark blue spandex pants with a single white stripe going down on each side, a pair of white wrestling boots, white leather vest & a backwards New York Yankees Hat. As you all now, no shirt with a leather vest is fashion no-no for anyone other than wrestlers and bounty hunters named Dog. Big Bad Bill is never without his trademark black trench coat he got from his days in the US Army.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Push-ups and waking up at 5am. Who'd wanna forget that?

Yolanda Ando: Bill's also got on some indigo cotton pants with black boots that go to mid-shin, with a black belt & indigo tank top and black weight-lifting gloves.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And coming down to the ring...First, accompanied to the ring by his bodyguard, Bad Boy King Kong and Mr. Computer; From Seattle, Washington; THE MICROSHOCKER!!. And from Asbury, Park, New Jersey; Standing at 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...BIG BAD BILL!!! And from Rio De Janiero, Brazil; Standing at 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 241 pounds...'TIGERHEART' RALLY JACKSON!! They are THE DARK RIDERZ MOVEMENT!!"

(Audience boos the crew and then "Tom Sawyer" by Deadsy plays and they cheer Adrian Tanner Jr. coming down to the ring being lead by his manager, Brandon Fernandez. Tanner slaps some hands on the way to the ring and then slides into the ring. he suspiciously eyes The Microshocker, Jackson, Martyr, Triple B, & Bad Boy King Kong)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And in comes Adrian Tanner Jr. who recently lost a close match to Stan Wilson at the America West Arena in his homestate of Arizona.

Phil Blauer: After a heart breaking loss in front of his friends & family, Tanner is looking to win the West Coast title to atone.

Yolanda Ando: Brandon Fernandez is trying to move Tanner's "REVOLVER" t-shirts by sporting one himself with some oh-so-NWO black jeans. Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing his usual white shorts with blue flames running up the sides. They are complimented by his black and blue elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, black chain around his neck, and white and blue boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thank you, Yolanda. Adrian Tanner Jr. especially eyeing Bad Boy Bill whom he defeated for his Ring Syndicate Australia title. The match was so controversial, Bill's friend Rally left Australia in protest. We'll see if they get to go around again during this match.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And accompanied to the ring by his manager, Brandon Fernandez; Hailing from Tucson, Arizona; Standing at 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(Oakland gives Tanner a mild pop when it's drowned out by "No Quarter" by Led Zepplin. Cobryn comes out to some boos, which he ignores)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And here comes the man with the first shot at the Hardkore World Champion...when we get one.

Phil Blauer: When is that?

Guillermo O'Bannon: No idea. Cobryn has been feuding with Tuxedo Mask as of late, but that feud recently jumped a notch when The Un-Stable came down and attacked Tuxedo Mask & his bodyguard, Eerie Von. Is Cobryn a part of The Un-Stable?

Phil Blauer: I dunno, is he?

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's a rhetorical question, Phil Blauer.

(Cobryn wipes his feet on the apron, then enters the ring)

Yolanda Ando: Cobryn is dressed in a black silk robe that trails behind him a good four feet. He has longer than shoulder length blonde hair and a strong square chin with high cheek bones and large blue eyes. He's muscular but not overly so in the shoulders, chest and arm area. He wears regular black tights with black wrestling boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And from Key Largo of the Florida Keys; Standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...COBRYN!!"

(Audience mostly boos the former Ring Syndicate World Champion. Then "Raining Blood" by SLAYER begins rocking The Oakland Arena. The drums pounding lightly in the backdrop of the sound of a thunderstorm. Then lightning hits the top of the Hardkore Tron and the screen "explodes" as the guitars jam, revealing the name "Carpenter" written in dripping blood. The curtain parts as two burly male 'nurses' wheel out an electric chair, with Carpenter firmly strapped down and struggling)

Guillermo O'Bannon: There was some speculation that Carpenter wouldn't show up tonight, due to travel restraints, it's pretty hard to get one of those electric chairs on an airplane these days. But it looks as though he made it in the nick of time.

Phil Blauer: Gestapo, did you know that SLAYER stands for Satan Lives As You Eternally Rot? I learned that when I did my show "My Daughter Loves Satan More Than Me?" I also learned how much teenage poon you get if you just tell a girl her folks will never understand her like you do.

(The male nurses wheel Carpenter onto the stage and stop, undo his hand restraints and turn, running backstage)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hey where the hell are they going? They better bring back some scotch!

(Carpenter undoes the chest buckle then frees his feet and gets up, moving towards the ring, eyes glaring as he looks around. As he gets halfway down the ramp he pulls his mask off of his belt, revealing two large brass knucks, and pulls the mask over his bandaged face)

Phil Blauer: Wow, and I thought evil Doink's entrance was dark.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, if you talk to him, you better hope your talking to Connor Murphy Collins. That's the good side of this guy. The rest of him is pure hatred named Carpenter. Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: Carpenter wears black leather and bandages with a metal goalie mask hooked onto his belt.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And standing at 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 220 pounds...CARPENTER!!"

(Carpenter puts his goalie mask on, revealing two brass knuckles hooked to his belt. Then "Get Busy" by Sean Paul plays and the audience buzzes with confusion. CWF German Champion Jonnie Rose walks out with the title belt strapped around his waist)

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is my first look at the man who has dominated The Rhein, Jonnie Rose. But I've heard nothing but good things.

Yolanda Ando: Jonnie Rose has on a black nylon sweat suit with a red t-shirt, & black elbow pads & boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And finally, from Hollywood, California; standing at 5 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 217 pounds...'HOLLYWOOD HEART THROB' JONNIE ROSE!!

(Tony Thunder runs and bulldogs Jonnie Rose from behind, starting the match! The 10 men converge on one another! Adrian Tanner Jr. sneaks up on Big Bad Bill and applies a full nelson)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner drives Bill's face into the canvas with an inverted russian legsweep with that full nelson applied. The rest of the Dark Riderz Movement sees that and jump on top of Tanner!

Phil Blauer: Rally Jackson grabs Tanner from behind and delivers a dangerous backdrop driver! Adrian Tanner Jr. being triple teamed by The Dark Riderz Movement! Tanner pulls himself up by the ropes and Big Bad Bill sweeps Tanner's legs out from underneath him.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Microshocker sits on Tanner's face and wiggles!

Phil Blauer: How can a man set another man up for that kind of move. For shame, Bill!! FOR SHAME!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn smashes Bloody Martyr across the face with a bionic elbow, and another. Jonnie Rose comes from behind on Tony Thunder with a low blow!

Phil Blauer: Cobryn short arm clotheslines Bloody Martyr. On the other end of the ring, Jonnie Rose gut wrench suplexes Tony Thunder!

(Cobryn goes for a knee, but Bloody Martyr catches his leg and drope toe holds his throat onto the second rope. Cobryn's eyes bug out of his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bloody Martyr applies a boston crab, twisting Cobryn's legs back towards his feet.

Phil Blauer: Meanwhile, Carpenter ducks under a diving clothesline, and then dumps Jonnie Rose over the ropes. In a normal battle royal, he'd be eliminated, but here in Oakland he has to be pinned.

(Back inside the ring, Bloody Martyr sits back on Cobryn's lower back with the boston crab and Carpenter leg drops the back of Cobryn's head. Audience applauds wildly for that move. Inside the ring, Big Bad Bill perches Tanner on the top turnbuckle facing the audience)

Phil Blauer: Bill & Rally double belly to back superplex Tanner over their shoulders onto his face!! Another double team by The Dark Riderz Movement!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tony Thunder climbs to the top rope, but Carpenter trips him and crotches him on the top turnbuckle steel cable. Cobryn hooks Thunder's feet underneath the top rope. Cobryn then steps through the ropes into the apron.

(Cobryn leans backwards on the steps while yanking Tony Thunder's arms back, forcing his back against the ringpost)

Phil Blauer: Florida Surfing! Cobryn pulling down on Thunder's arms bending his back over the cornerpost, trying to tear em off!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter climbs to the second turnbuckle and laying into Tony Thunder's knee with punches.

(Cobryn tugs on Thunder's arms while he's bent over the ringpost, while Carpenter punches his knee)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tony Thunder, the rookie, getting picked on here tonight. But Blak Lung comes to the rescue and begins stabbing Cobryn & Carpenter in the forehead with that razor sharp coat hanger.

(Tony Thunder sits up on the top turnbuckle and then comes off with super rana on a bleeding Carpenter! Cobryn grabs Microshocker in a leg sweep position)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tony Thunder walks up and smacks The Shock upside the head with a Thunder Kick, while Cobryn takes him down with a russian leg sweep!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the top rope with a missle dropkick to Jonnie Rose on the floor! The audience pops huge for the spot. Meanwhile, in the ring, Thunder wraps The Shock's leg around his own leg, and then drops down into his STF finisher)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock is wrapped up in Thunder's Extreme Pain STF!

Phil Blauer: Big Bad Bill and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson try to save their Dark Riderz Movement partner but are cut off by a corkscrew plancha off the top rope by Carpenter to both men! The Shock taps out!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 9 minutes 40 seconds, The Microshocker has been eliminated by Tony Thunder!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter hiptosses Cobryn. The Shock is thanking Tony Thunder for releasing Extreme Pain?

Phil Blauer: Whatta guy! Sportsmanship at long last in this steroid soaked industry.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thunder shakes his hand, this kid doesn't know no better?

(While Microshocker holds Thunder by the arm, Big Bad Bill and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson come off the ropes with a double yakuza kick)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Outside the ring, Jonnie Rose russian leg sweeps the back of Adrian Tanner Jr.'s head into the railing!

(Rally Jackson and Big Bad Bill hold on to Tony Thunder's arms while Carpenter slingshots himself on to the middle of the top rope. He backflips into a shooting star leg drop across Thunder's face)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pandemoniom at The Oakland Arena right now! Tanner spinning DDTs Jonnie Rose on the floor, Black Lung stabbing anyone close to him with that coat hanger, and now Big Bad Bill has a cross-faced chicken-wing; while planting knee shots in Cobryn's ribcage.

("Tigerheart" Rally Jackson climbs to the top rope, but Blak Lung trips him and crotches him on the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Blak Lung climbs to the second rope to superplex him but Big Bad Bill saves his partner's bacon by grabbing Blak Lung's legs and slingshot powerbombing him!! The Dislocator!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 1 second, Blak Lung has been eliminated by Big Bad Bill!!"

(Bloody Martyr climbs up to the second rope to grab the perched Rally Jackson, but Jackson grabs him and delivers his ganso bomb off the top rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And Rally Jackson delivers The Rio Deal '02!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: And just like that, two men are eliminated!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 19 seconds, Bloody Martyr has been eliminated by 'Tigerheart' Rally Jackson!!"

(Bloody Martyr and Blak Lung leave the ring clutching the backs of their head. Carpenter gut wrench powerbombs Tony Thunder)

Guillermo O'Bannon: On the outside, Jonnie Rose catches Adrian Tanner Jr. in a helicopter rana off the apron and powerbombs him on the concrete!!

(Audience boos Rose, while in the ring Carpenter grabs Cobryn by the leg and leg whips him down and then into an indian deathlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter has Cobryn in that now ultra popular Indian deathlock. I remember back when if you asked anyone what an indian deathlock was, they'd think you meant when Sabu did a sharpshooter.

Phil Blauer: David Grey checking in with Cobryn but he's refusing to submit to the Levesque leglock. Big Bad Bill karate kicks Tony Thunder hard in the guts, and Rally Jackson somersaults off the top with a front flip rocker dropper! Thunder's face just bounced off the canvas.

Guillermo O'Bannon: From Rio With Love!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2..(Tony Thunder kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter continuing to clamp down on the twisted legs of Cobryn, and Big Bad Bill runs and punt kicks him in the mouth! Wait...what was that?!?!

Phil Blauer: I think we had a light explode or something there by the ringside area. Or it could be the insurance guy here to make sure I really can't work like I said. Quick, where's my neck brace? Did that mother fucker Heenan steal it again??

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil, I think Jonnie Rose threw fire in the face of Adrian Tanner Jr.!! He did! Tanner is in agony, clutching his face! Jonnie Rose delivers a swinging neckbreaker on the concrete and covers the legacy!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2..3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 21 seconds, Adrian Tanner Jr. has been eliminated by Jonnie Rose!!"

(Medical personnel swarm over Adrian Tanner Jr. with cold wet towels, while Jonnie Rose cockily steps back into the ring, and irish whips Cobryn into the turnbuckles)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonnie Rose runs in and splashes Cobryn in the corner...Carpenter follows him in with a huge body splash of his own, squashing both Rose but mostly Cobryn!

(The impact sends Cobryn over the ropes and onto the apron, where he lies. Tony Thunder catches Jonnie Rose with a belly to belly suplex)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tony Thunder turns around where Cobryn is waiting for him on the apron. Cobryn jackhammers him off the apron onto the concrete!!

(Cobryn gets right back up and soaks in the hatred of the fans. In fact, he doesn't notice Jonnie Rose jumping off the top rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonnie Rose bulldogs Cobryn off the top rope onto the railing!! The report could be heard in the cheap seats of The Oakland Arena. Jonnie Rose covers the superstar!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Big Bad Bill and "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson double teaming Carpenter.

(Rally Jackson shoots Carpenter into the ropes and Big Bad Bill hits him with a corkscrew spear)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter clutches his stomach and is prime pickins for a styles' clash!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Carpenter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tony Thunder with an asai moonsault on Cobryn!! This kid is amazing. Rose rushes Tony, but Thunder picks him up and delivers a spinebuster on the steel ring steps!!

(Fans go nuts as Rose clutches at his back and cries out in pain. Thunder slaps a few front row fans' hands, while Cobryn rolls back into the ring)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn scoops Big Bad Bill up and delivers a michinoku driver II!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Rally Jackson stomps the back of Cobryn's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally looks up and gets smacked in the face with a diving back elbow off the top rope from Carpenter!

(Thunder rolls Jonnie Rose in the ring, while Cobryn bludgeons Bill with pointed elbow smashes)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Thunder pulls Jonnie Rose into his legs onto his shoulders, and runs across the ring into a powerb-...but Jonnie Rose reverses it into a rana!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter on the top turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault on Rally Jackson!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill kneedrops the back of Carpenter's head)

Phil Blauer: The Dick Ryderz Movement again looking out for one another.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bill locks his legs around Carpenter�s chest constricting his breathing, and tugs back on his arm. Jonnie Rose pulls Tony Thunder's head into his legs and delivers a vicious piledriver!

(David Grey checks in on Carpenter who refuses to tap out. Bill continues to squeeze all the air out of Carpenter's chest with those powerful legs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn delivers a beautiful northern lights suplex on Rally Jackson!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)

(Jonnie Rose flips over Tony Thunder off the top rope with a blockbuster neckbreaker)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Investor!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes even, Tony Thunder has been eliminated by "Hollywood Heart Throb" Jonnie Rose!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Fans you heard Bill there, these 5 men have been wrestling for over 20 minutes and they will continue until there is a Hardkore West Coast Champion.

(Bill releases the armbar body scissors on Carpenter and attacks Cobryn. Bill delivers a harsh knee into Cobryn's stomach)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill delivers an x factor, driving Cobryn's face into the mat.

("Tigerheart" Rally Jackson grabs Jonnie Rose by the head and arms and delivers an exploder '98. Carpenter rips the two heavy brass knucks off of his attire and puts both on)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson turns around and Carpenter works him over with the brass knuckles!

Phil Blauer: No less then six shots, four to the body, two to the head.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter delivers a vicious a spinning axe handle shot with those brass knucks to the side of Jackson's head!!

(Jackson has a small amount of blood coming from his temple. Jonnie Rose capitalizes with a leg drop off the top rope)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Big Bad Bill drops an elbow on the back of Rose's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill side-steps Rose and grabs his arms from behind in a reverse hammerlock.

Phil Blauer: Bill then pushes Rose forward, while placing his feet in front of Jonnie, so that he is forced to bend at a ninety-degree angle at the waist. Bill then slides Rose's arms up into Bill's elbows and pushes down on his back!! The Dislocator!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: But before Bill can get it applied, Cobryn hiptosses Bill from behind, onto his face. His partner Rally, is dropped with a cobra clutch suplex by Carpenter!

(Cobryn pulls Jonnie Rose up onto behind him into a reverse razor's edge, but Rose reverses it into a bulldog)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jonnie Rose climbs to the top rope and tucks into an awesome 450 splash...but Cobryn rolls out of the way!

(Rose stumbles around clutching his stomach. Cobryn lifts Rose in an inverted suplex position, then begins dropping him forward, then snaps him into an inverted DDT)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hits The Answer on Jonnie Rose!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 25 minutes 31 seconds, 'Hollywood Heart Throb' Jonnie Rose has been eliminated by Cobryn!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: With Rally & Bill 2 out of the four left here, this has dissolved into a tag team match, Phil.

Phil Blauer: What has?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter goes to punch Bill, but Bill actually punches his hand out of the air!! Ow! Carpenter looks like he may have broken his hand here.

Phil Blauer: Where?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter shaking his hand and walks right into a gory special backbreaker by "Tigerheart" Rally Jackson...and then a kudoh driver on his head!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Carpenter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn delivers a slingshot suplex on Big Bad Bill!

(Rally Jackson lifts Carpenter up high in a vertical suplex then drops him on his head in a piledriver)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Carpenter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter obviously has a broken hand here and he cannot continue if he doesn't wanna end up like Barry Windham.

Phil Blauer: Who?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Bad Bill takes over on Carpenter and starts bludgeoning him with mutliple wheel kicks across his face, again & again & again...but Carpenter ducks under one and from behind he locks in a standing kataha-jime. He steps a bit to one side and drops Big Bad Bill chest first to the mat, keeping the hold on in a crippler crossface style! Death Row!!

(Rally Jackson goes to break it up but Cobryn grabs him and drops Rally facefirst with an inverted sky high. Bill has to tap out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 28 minutes 47 seconds, Big Bad Bill has been eliminated by Carpenter!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: After nearly a half hour of wrestling, The Dark Riderz Movement is down to one, Rally Jackson. Jackson, Cobryn, or Carpenter. One of them will be the next West Coast Champion.

Phil Blauer: Why?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter irish whips Rally Jackson into the ropes and Cobryn drops him across his knee with a quebradora con hilo!Carpenter comes off the second rope with an elbow drop, a throwback to Demolition.

Phil Blauer: How so?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil are you even watching this match?

Phil Blauer: Woah, woah, woah. I'm supposed to be watching the match? When did this happen?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn twists Carpenter's arm and wring the injured hand especially...

Phil Blauer: No wait, I'm pissed! What lackey's job was it to inform me I was supposed to be watching this shit? I want them fired or at least busted down to boot lick!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn now flips Carpenter on to his back with a Judo type throw. Cobryn applies an armscissors, now.

(Rally Jackson calls a temporary truce with Cobryn delivering vicious kawada kicks to Carpenter's face while he's trapped in the arm scissors)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn also working on Carpenter's broken hand, squeezing it...Carpenter works his way to his feet, but Cobryn squeezes the hand and it drops Carpenter.

Phil Blauer: Rally gets tired and waiting, and pulls Cobryn off Carpenter and drops him on his head with a storm cradle driver!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Cobryn kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carpenter headbutts Cobryn with his metal hockey mask, then turns to do it to Rally Jackson but Jackson is ready with a low blow.

(Rally Jackson double underhooks both arms, lifts Carpenter up, takes three giant skips across the ring, and drops a tiger driver '91)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson with a grasshopper driver!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: And it's down to two.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 32 minutes 3 seconds, Carpenter has been eliminated by 'Tigerheart' Rally Jackson!!"

(The audience cheers as Rally Jackson and Cobryn stare at each other from across the ring. They exchange a smile of respect, and then begin circling one another)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn and Jackson lock up, but Cobryn fakes it and shortarm clotheslines Rally. He comes up from behind and delivers a chiropracter crunch neck snap.

(Cobryn scoops Rally Jackson up and drives him onto his head with a snow plow. The audience jeers Cobryn as David Grey slides into position)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally blocks a pointed elbow smash and answers with a european uppercut, another, another...a flurry of euro uppercuts and one last Tiger Tiger Uppercut that drops Cobryn to his ass. Rally pulls Cobryn up by his hair, and tosses him across the ring on to his head with a head & arms buster!!

(Rally Jackson then applies a cattle mutilation submission manuever. Cobryn tries to slip out of it, but Jackson has him dead to rights)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson has Cobryn locked in that cattle mutilation that is the second most popular submission hold, next to of course, the indian deathlock. Cobryn will not submit...and Jackson realizes it and releases the submission.

(Cobryn takes a few moments to catch his breath, and hits Jackson low. Drawing more boos from the crowd, he then butterflies the arms of Rally)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn hits a double underhook facebuster! He maintains the arms, gets back to his feet, then pulls him back up into a michinoku driver I!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Rally into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a mean piledriver!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...thr...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn sits on Jackson's back and applies a camel clutch. He calls it, The Cobryn Clutch and we are going to end the obligatory mention to the Iron Shiek everytime someone uses the move.

Phil Blauer: Jimmy Garvin invented the brainbuster, no one brings that up when Tajiri does em.

(Cobryn pulls way back on Jackson's head, but he refuses to submit. Jackson fights his way to the ropes and finally grabs on. Ron Reid on the outside, forces the break. The audience applauds Rally)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn irish whips Rally Jackson into the corner, he follows him in but Rally's waiting with a boot to the head. Jackson hops to the second turnbuckle, and spins Cobryn around with a tornado inverted DDT!!

(Rally Jackson climbs to the top rope and delivers a shooting star press!! The crowd goes crazy while David Grey slides in to count)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Cobryn gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson irish whips Cobryn into the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick. He waistlocks Cobryn, but Cobryn back elbows Rally in the face. Cobryn grabs Jackson in an inverted facelock.

Phil Blauer: Here comes another Answer...but no, he's just dragging Rally over to the corner.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn climbs up on the second rope and flips over into a diamond dust!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn pulls Jackson up by the dreads, and then drops his neck over his shoulder in a rude awakening.

(Cobryn takes a few moments to catch his breath, then pulls him up again and irish whips him into the ropes)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn tiltawhirl faceplants Rally Jackson! He pulls Jackson up and irish whips him into the corner. Cobryn rushes in and Jackson is ready for him again with a boot, but this time Cobryn catches his foot...but Rally answers with an enzuigiri!

(Rally Jackson wipes his mouth and then jumps on Cobryn's back with a triangle choke! The crowd goes nuts, as Cobryn's eyes bug out of their sockets)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally rolling Cobryn around the ring in that triangle choke, over & over, so he can't even get a chance to slip out! Cobryn has no choice but to t- he grabs the rope!

(Rally Jackson pulls Cobryn up into his legs and then lifts him onto his shoulder. He drives Cobryn into the mat with a dominator)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "I'm Sorry Miss Jackson"!!

(He maintains hold of Cobryn and lifts him up onto his shoulder again)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Almost an "I Am For Real"...but The Un-Stable has just hit the ring!!

Phil Blauer: They are all about face time tonight!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson nails Kilroy Evans with a kawada kick in the mouth! Cobryn backdrops Robert Hunglestien III over the ropes!

Phil Blauer: Jackson and Cobryn banding together against The Un-Stable!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally grabs Hero and lifts him up in a powerbomb...but Cobryn clips his knee! Hunglestien rolls back into the ring, and The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions and Cobryn deliver a triple stuff powerbomb!!

(Audience boos Cobryn and The Un-Stable as David Grey forces Hero, Hunglestien, & Evans out of the ring as Cobryn covers a KO'd Brazilian)

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

("No Quarter" by Led Zepplin plays and The Oakland Arena is rocked with boos)

Phil Blauer: Who'd a thunk it?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hero grabs the Hardkore West Coast Championship and brings it into the ring, handing it apprantly to the newest member of The Un-Stable?!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 43 minutes 42 seconds, THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NEW HARDKORE WEST COAST CHAMPION...COBRYN!!!"

(Cobryn straps the belt around the waist and climbs to the second rope in triumph. Big Bad Bill, The Microshocker, and Bobby Nowa run down to the ring to collect Rally Jackson)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn outlasted 9 other man to win one of the most prestigious titles. It may not have "World" in the title, but make no mistake. You have to consider Cobryn one of the most powerful players in Hardkore World right now.
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA - JULY 2005

Stan "The Tank" Wilson vs. Adrian Tanner Jr.

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Last time we were here in Phoenix, Adrian Tanner Jr. and Stan Wilson burned down the house with a match for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship!

(Video fades out to their last match dated 8/14/04)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a blockbuster, then climbs to the top rope.

(Tanner points to his family and then he leaps.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Corkscrew 180 splash off the top rope!!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Big Stan with a big boot sending Tanner over the ropes to the floor below.

Phil Blauer: The Tank and the Tanner clan jawing it up on the outside! The fans love them some Stan, but they love their home town boy even more!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson sets up a table right in front of Adrian's family!

(One of Adrian's brothers knocks the table over. Furious, Stan grabs him around his throat only to have David Grey break him up. He sets back up the table, grabs A.T.J. and sends him through to the floor with the Alabama Slam.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A mean, gutteral laugh from Big Stan right in the face of Adrian's brother.
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(Adrian springboards from the apron, off the ropes, onto Wilson. He grabs his head and nails a spinning DDT driving Big Stan's big head into the floor.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: When Amare Stoudemire asks why there's a soft spot at center court, you show up this tape and tell him Stan "The Tank" Wilson needed an Attitiude Adjustment!!!
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Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner, back to the air, he hits a double jump moonsault! This could be it, we could have a new champion!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...(Stan kicks out)

(Tanner springboards off the top rope into a rana but Stan catches him and drops him with a dominator spinebuster.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore America Champion raises his right hand in the air in the universal sign for chokeslam. He's got Tanner over 7 feet in the air!!! Chokeslam!!!

Referee David Grey: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The winner of this match, at 10 minutes 35 seconds, and still Hardkore America Champion....STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"

(Video fades back to present day America West Arena)

Phil Blauer: Wow, was that a year ago?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sure was, Phil.

Phil Blauer: It seems so much longer. Does Amare Stoudamire even play basketball anymore?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes. Stan Wilson recently turned on his partners, Bruno and Tony Thunder in Northern Ireland to cost them the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles. Now he comes back to Arizona with a new attitude, but Adrian Tanner Jr. has the hometown advantage. He's looking to avenge his last loss here in Hardkore America.

(The America West Arena house lights dim to black and The Phoenix crowd blows the roof off. Spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)

Phil Blauer: Isn't that a video game?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah.

Phil Blauer: Why...

Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno.

(Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)

[There were times when I questioned my reasons
Thought I wouldn't last]

Phil Blauer: Oh god, another one of these? Why do I have to know the lyrics to these gay ass songs?

(black and white footage of Adrian Tanner matches flash across the screen)

[Seemed the hand of God held my head
Underwater
Somehow I fought back]

(footage of Adrian pinning Triple B for the Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Championship)

[It's still not over yet
No, it won't let me quit]

(footage of Adrian getting powerbombed through the Aborigine announce table by the Hellhounds)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Aborigine Announce Table was one of the best things Ring Syndicate Australia had going. That, and funny sounding buildings.

[Found myself more than just once
Praying down on my knees]

[My search for answers only led to more questions
Sometimes for faith you've got to bleed]

(footage of Adrian, bloody and battered, holding up the Australian Heavyweight title)

[By now I've bled my share
Now it's my turn to redeem]

*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames and the hometown fans go crazy)

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared
I've been waiting all my life]

(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. The America West Arena gets louder & louder)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp)

Phil Blauer: You know we only have the building till midnight...

[Give all you have because you believe
Sell your mortal soul]

(Footage of Adrian and Dave Rave brawling through the arena plays as Adrian continues to walk down the stage, slapping a couple hands on the way down)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. glad to be home after all this time.

[And if you're not a predator then, oh - you better pray
Bet it all now or fold]

(footage of Adrian nailing X with the "Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period."

[But there's still a danger there
Don't become one of them]

(At the last verse, Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. The fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!")

Guillermo O'Bannon: With all the expense of Adrian Tanner Jr.'s entrance, Jonnie had to let Tony Thunder and Bruno had to be let go.

Phil Blauer: Oh well.

[When it comes my way, I won't be scared]

(footage of Adrian nailing various people with the Revolver)

[I've been waiting all my life]

(footage of Adrian holding up various Championships, stopping on the SWAT World Tag Team Championship)

[Pain has prepared me for the moment of truth
And the true test is time]

(In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)

Yolanda Ando: Shorts: Adrian Tanner wears some black shorts with red flames running down the sides, with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The audience goes wild, chanting "Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!! Wel-come Back!!" Then "Go To Sleep" by Eminem, Obie Trice, and DMX plays. Tanner turns around to watch Stan coming down the walkway. He jogs in place for a bit with the SWAT Heavyweight title around his waist as the fans heap boos on him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is a new Stan Wilson we're looking at, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Oh god, is it Bruno again? They tricked me last time.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, this is a Stan Wilson who doesn't give a damn about what the fans want anymore. He's interested in regaining his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship, and nothing more.

Phil Blauer: His merchandising cut is gonna take a hit.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Merchandising cut? Jonnie hasn't given out one of those since "Lightning" Leon Jones.

Yolanda Ando: Stan Wilson wears leather trunks with the words "Big Tank" embroided on the back, and an image of a small tank on the front. Black elbow pad, as well as black wrist tape on the left arm. Black hand and wrist tape on The Chokeslam Hand. Black kneepads, with ankle length black leather boots to complete the outfit.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent; from Birmingham, Alabama; Standing 6 feet 10 inches tall; Weighing 325 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Heavyweight Champion...STAN 'THE TANK' WILSON!!!"

(Stan raises his arm as the audience boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. jumps The Tank before the bell. The crowd comes alive as Tanner starts whacking Stan Wilson with some karate chops)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner runs into the ropes and dropkicks the big man! He still doesn't go down, so Tanner takes him down with a drop toe hold, smashing his face into the second turnbuckle!

(Adrian sticks his knee into Stan's back and pulls back on his arms. Stan growls in pain as Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit to the surfboard)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan not giving up this early so Tanner whips him into the turnbuckles. Wilson bounces out into Tanner's huracanrana but Big Stan reverses it with a ligerbomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan bounces into the ropes and drops a big elbow across Tanner's face. He picks him up and applies a powerful bearhug.

Phil Blauer: The bearhug is the quintessential move for any big man. Back in the day, if he was over 400 pounds in coveralls you didn't even think about it. His finisher was the bearhug. Like any 400 pound black guy's finisher is the splash.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil that's...wait, you're right. I feel dirty just saying it, but you're right.

(Stan gets a good grip and tries to squeeze the life out of the 227 pound Adrian Tanner. The fans root on Tanner to break the bearhug, but Wilson keeps it on and crushes him with those giant arms)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan runs Tanner into the corner and crushes him with over 300 pounds. He grabs a hold of the middle ropes and rams his shoulder into Tanner's midsection a few times. Tanner grabs him by the head and spinning DDTs him!

(The audience leaps to their feet and Tanner arm drags Stan Wilson over into an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Wilson's shoulder, and clamps down on his arm. The crowd applauds)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner squeezes on that arm of Stan Wilson, but Wilson not submitting. Tanner stands up and rams his knee into The Tank's back. He pulls him up and tries to german suplex him, but Stan's too heavy. He back elbows Tanner in the face.

(Tanner staggers back and Wilson runs into the ropes and flips Tanner asshole over elbows with a flying lariot! America West Arena jeers and boos, and Stan Wilson lifts Tanner up in a suplex and leaves him up there)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson lets all the blood drain to his head and then drops him back into a suplex! Wilson backs him into the corner and then presses his size 20 boot against Adrian Tanner's throat.

(Tanner gasps and turns three different color while Mike Peters lays in the count. Stan breaks at four, and Peters gives him an earfull. Stan tells him to shut up. Tanner fires back with a couple chops and then reverse russian legsweeps his face into the turnbuckle! The crowd pops)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off the top with a blockbuster neckbreaker!! He covers the giant!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2....(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an STF to the big man. Wilson growls in pain as Tanner struggles to keep all of that body under wraps. Wilson reaches out and grabs the ropes!

(The Phoenix fans boo as Mike Peters forces Adrian Tanner Jr. to break the STF. Adrian Tanner runs into the ropes and hits Wilson with a flying body press but Wilson turns it into a tiltawhirl powerslam!! The boos get louder as Wilson hooks the leg)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson bounces into the ropes and drops that big leg across Tanner's neck!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wilson presses Tanner over his head and then drops him into a spinebuster!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

(The America West Arena applauds all Tanners pin escapes. Stan Wilson picks up Tanner into a back suplex but Adrian reverses it with a headlock takedown. Wilson's shoulders are pinned to the mat)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson rolls him into cradle)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls back into a headlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets up and elbow drops Wilson in the back. He applies a dragon sleeper on Wilson. He links his hands together and pulls back on his rather bulging head.

Phil Blauer: Jealous? You know green is not a good color on you.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean the color of your balls?

Phil Blauer: (high pitched, mimicking Guillermo) Yes, I mean the color of my balls.

(Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Wilson refuses. Tanner pulls him up into a standing position in the inverted facelock and then drops him in a reverse DDT! He then locks the dragon sleeper back on)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reapplies the dragon sleeper and leans back on The Tank's head & neck. He drags him over to the corner, and then steps on to the second turnbuckle. Tanner applies a full nelson while standing on the second rope.

(Mike Peters asks Stan Wilson if he wants to submit, but Wilson shakes his head "no". Tanner jumps off into a full nelson bulldog from the second rope! The Phoenix fans cheer, and Tanner pins him)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Stan Wilson into the ropes but The Tank comes back with a flying shoulderblock that knocks Tanner over! He grabs the rope and stomps Tanner's knee. He drops his boot down on Tanner's knee over & over.

(Tanner clutches his knee and Stan stomps it again, smashing Tanner's fingers. Stan Wilson then applies an inverted indian deathlock. He gets his legs set and then starts swatting Tanner in the back of the head with slaps from those big hands)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson clamping down on Tanner's twisted legs. Mike Peters checks in to see if Tanner wants to give up while the 19,000 in attendance beg him to hold on! Wilson irish whips him into the ropes and slams him from seven feet in the air with that flapjack!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson full nelsons Tanner and then lifts him up for a full nelson bomb but Tanner reverses it into an armdrag! Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a huracanrana!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs up the ropes into an inzuigiri to the back of the head! He full nelsons Wilson and then ties their legs up, before driving his face into the mat!

(The fans are deafening and Adrian Tanner Jr. hops onto the middle of the second rope to pump them up. He hops off the ropes and turns around right into a running boot from Wilson upside his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: That big boot sends Tanner flying over the top rope to the floor! Wilson steps over the top rope down to the floor. He presses Tanner over his head and then drops him into a powerslam on the concrete floor!!

(Crowd boos, and Tanner writhes around the floor, clutching the small of his back. Stan then pulls Tanner up on to his shoulder and flips him forward into a dominator on the railing!! Tanner's chest bounces off the railing and he falls into the lap of a fan in the front row)

Phil Blauer: Big Stan knows how to get down. He was UEA Hardcore Champion back in October of 2002.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson pulls him over the security rail and then lifts Tanner up into an alabama slam, but Tanner falls behind him with a sunset flip! The back of Wilson's head riccochets against the ringsteps!!

(Tanner pumps his fist to the crowd, and jumps to the apron. He gets a running start and then shooting star presses Stan off the apron!! America West Arena lets out a deafening pop, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!")

Phil Blauer: I can't hear myself think in here! It's like a hell of my own design. I NEED MY THOUGHTS!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs along the apron again and then huracanranas him on the America West Arena floor!!

(The fans cheer, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Tanner rolls Stan Wilson into the ring, and then climbs to the top rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. flips into a 180 corkscrew splash!!

(The chants get louder, "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" and Tanner hooks Wilson's leg)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Stan Wilson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner attempts an abdominal stretch, but Stan Wilson hiptosses him over. Wilson runs into the ropes and caves in his chest with a clothesline from hell!

(Stan irish whips Tanner into the ropes and hits him coming back with a black hole slam)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Tank Slam!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan "The Tank" Wilson irish whips Tanner into the ropes again and catches him with a sidewalk backbreaker!! Stan goes for a german but Tanner flips behind him and then drops back into a flatliner!

(The America West Arena comes alive! Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a frog splash and the arena lights up like daytime from all the flash photography)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall from Grace!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Stan Wilson gets his foot on the bottom rope)

(The crowd boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes on to the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and then spinning huracanranas him into a tornado DDT!! The crowd cheers wildly and Tanner runs up to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson rolls out of the way of a 450 legdrop!! Wilson fireman's carries him onto his shoulders and then spins it around into The Tank Drop implant DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan "The Tank" Wilson drops him back into a high angle back suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe it, Stan Wilson climbing up to the top turnbuckle and takes Tanner out with a flying lariot!!

(Stan Wilson presses Tanner over his head but Tanner falls behind him on his feet. Wilson turns around into a superkick under his jaw by Tanner)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. floors him with a Daytripper! Tanner applies another dragon sleeper on Wilson.

Phil Blauer: It's gonna take every bit of strength Tanner has to squeeze that big head of his.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a roll the dice manuever then locks on a headscissors on the facedown giant. Tanner grabs his left arm and applies
The Problem Solver (v1.0)!!

(The fans applaud the combination by Arizona's Most Wanted. Tanner squeezes the head of Wilson with those powerful legs while pulling up on his arm. Wilson refuses to tap out so Tanner releases it, then climbs to the top turnbuckle)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the ropes with a 450 leg drop and this time he hits it!! The crowd is on their feet as Tanner makes the cover!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

(The fans blow the roof off of The America West Arena as "Moment of Truth" by Damageplan plays)

Phil Blauer: Good God, we don't have to hear the lyrics again do we??

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. evens up their Arizona Series at one a peice!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The crowd lets out an earsplitting pop for the Desert Rat. The fans boo Wilson, who grabs Adrian Tanner by the throat)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stan Wilson chokeslams Adrian Tanner Jr. in the middle of the ring!!

(The cheers turn to boos, as Adrian Tanner lies motionless. Stan Wilson steps over the top rope, down to the floor to get a table from under the ring. He slides it in and sets it up)

Guilermo O'Bannon: The SWAT World Heavyweight Champion not taking this well! He rolls Tanner on to the table and...he's climbing to the top turnbuckle!!

(The crowd is on their feet, begging Stan to think it over. Stan Wilson comes off the top rope with an elbow drop on Adrian Wilson that liquifies the table!!! Beer bottles and soda cups come flying from all corners of the America West Arena)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The audience is about to riot here, but suddenly they are cheering.

Phil Blauer: What are they seeing that I'm not? Did Tara Reid's titty fall out?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is in the ring with a chair! He takes a big swing and tags Stan Wilson with that chair! A very dazed Wilson rolls out of the ring, and lives to fight another day!

(Stan Wilson staggers to the back as the Phoenix crowd chants, "Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Stanley *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Syberus calls for medical attention from the America West Arena EMTs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: These fans letting Stan Wilson have it, after he totally overreacts to the loss here tonight. It's so unlike him.

Phil Blauer: Stan is not taking this loss laying down!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. putting on an excellent show in front of his hometown fans and picking up the win. He's back in Hardkore World in a major way!
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LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 2005

Adrian Tanner Jr. vs. Kilroy Evans

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next we have the match between two longtime veterans, Adrian Tanner Jr. and Kilroy Evans. Tanner had a big win over Stan Wilson in his homestate of Arizona last month. Kilroy Evans had the same result, defeating "The Saiyko Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa.

(The America West Arena house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)

Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)

*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)

Phil Blauer: Aaaaagh!! Are the spiders back?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spiders don't go boom, Phil. And get out of my lap.

Phil Blauer: (straightens out his suit) Common mistake.

(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp, slapping a couple hands on the way down. At the last verse, Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. making a name for himself in the tag team ranks over in SWAT Australia winning the World Tag Team titles over there. He'd love to get a win over another tag team icon, Kilroy Evans here tonight.

Phil Blauer: And I'd love to watch a toothpaste commercial that didn't subliminally make me want a blowjob. No I wouldn't.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: (brushing her teeth) Oh, I'm sorry Guillermo. I'm just trying this new Crest multi-mint toothpaste. Mmmm. It just makes my entire mouth tingle and feel alive. I love to run my tongue over my teeth to feel how smooth they feel. It's like a party in there.

Phil Blauer: Oh god...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Don't you want to do the fashion report?

Yolanda Ando: Yeah, hold on. Let me spit.

Phil Blauer: OH YES! (lights a cigarette, and smokes, satified)

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The audience gives him a big pop. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and the fans go ballistic. Kilroy Evans walks down to the ring with Andrew Karnage in tow. Evans waves at the fans and then slides under the ropes. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and waves at the crowd)

Guillermo O'Bannon: New music and a new attitude by The Attbury Assassin.

Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans setting his sights on the Hardkore America title, a championship he hasn't been able to land despite repeated shots against Death Gojira and Cobryn.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil. Kilroy Evans was also busy defending those Hardkore World tag team titles & six man tag team titles. Now he's looking to get some singles gold here in Hardkore World.

Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black Mystery Science Theatre t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds...KILROY EVANS!!!"

(The Staples Center erupts in applause. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Kilroy Evans and Adrian Tanner Jr. circle one another. Adrian Tanner takes Kilroy over into an armdrag)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner cinches in an armbar to take the match to the mat early. He sticks his knee into the ball of Kilroy's shoulder and clamps down on the arm.

(Kilroy Evans works his way back up to his feet with Tanner still armbarring his arm. He bites the nose of Adrian Tanner, making him releases the armbar, and run in place from the pain)

Phil Blauer: That's one way out of an armbar.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. smacks Evans in the chest with a few karate chops but with that Mystery Science Theatre t-shirt they're having minimal effect. He irish whips Kilroy into the ropes and drops him with a nice dropkick!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. front facelocks Evans and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He comes off with a tornado DDT but Kilroy throws him off into a spinebuster! The crowd cheers. Kilroy irish whips Tanner into the ropes)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy belly to belly suplexes Adrian Tanner Jr.! He makes the pin attempt!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy turns Tanner over into a boston crab. He plants his feet and tries to sit low & tight on the back of Adrian Matthew Tanner Jr.

Phil Blauer: That's funny. Isn't your middle name Matthew?

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, it's Cornelius. What's yours?

Phil Blauer: Jessica.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: My trivia section has just been updated!

(Kilroy Evans backs up so as to yank Tanner's legs back even further. Tanner then powers out of it, pitching Evans forward with his powerful legs. He headlocks Kilroy)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner flips Kilroy Evans over with a headlock takedown. Evans' shoulders are pinned to the mat.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Kilroy Evans rolls Adrian Tanner Jr. into a cradle)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner rolls back over into the headlock)

Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans looking a little out of sorts when there isn't barbed wire or pirhana in the match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Kilroy up and drops him in a backbreaker. He wraps up Kilroy's legs, sticks his knees in Kilroy's back, and then bridges him up into a bow & arrow submission! Just as good as Tatsumi Fujiyama's, I would say.

(Kilroy shakes his head as Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. Tanner bounces Evans' back on his knees while pulling back on his chest & twisted legs. He releases the bow & arrow and then irish whips Kilroy into the ropes)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner comes back with a flying body press but Kilroy catches him and powerslams him! He pulls him up onto his feet and then pitches him forward onto his face in an inverted russian legsweep!

(Kilroy irish whips Tanner into the turnbuckles and follows him in with an avalanche! He headlocks Tanner and runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog. He then crouches down and applies an on-the-mat sleeper hold)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans, the bigger man, trying to wear down Tanner.

Phil Blauer: The added weight has got to be pressing against Tanner's back. It's like the sweaty guy on the bus who just keeps getting, closer...and closer...and closer.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner fighting his way back to his feet, but Kilroy cinches in the sleeper harder. Tanner finally drops down to his knees and drives the top of his head through Kilroy's chin with a jawbreaker! Kilroy staggers around, stunned, and Tanner takes him out of his sneakers with a spear!

(The crowd cheers and Adrian Tanner drops a couple kneedrops to the small of Kilroy's back. He then comes off the ropes and drops an elbow to his back. He sticks his knee in Kilroy's back and pulls back on his arms)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. working down Kilroy Evans' back, first with the bow & arrow and then with the surfboard. He grabs hold of those red, white, & blue wristbanded wrists and yanks back on his arms. Ron Reid asking Evans if he wants to give it up but Kilroy won't have it.

(Tanner irish whips Kilroy into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Kilroy reverses it into a powerbomb!! He crouches over Tanner's limp body and bludgeons his face with headbutts)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans headbutting Tanner over & over. He applies an armbar to Tanner's arm now, clamping down on the arm. He then bites on Tanner's arm!

Phil Blauer: Horror Girl and Kilroy Evans have been seeing alot of each other lately.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (furiously typing away on his laptop) I'm breaking the story. I can't wait to see the look on their faces at RKOnews.com when they see how I scooped those bitches. Can I use you as a source, sir?

Phil Blauer: (ruffles his hair) Sure can.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: "Rumors have abounded about just what is the relationship between Kilroy Evans and Horror Girl. A strikingly handsome source has told me that, while unconfirmed, Kilroy may or may not be knocking the bottom out of that. Maybe even as we speak. No comment from Emily Evans, if that is her real name, but sources close to her say they don't really know who she is."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans irish whips Tanner into the ropes and takes him off with a roundhouse kick! He applies an STF on Arizona's Most Wanted! He pulls up on Tanner's head.

Phil Blauer: I gotta say, Kilroy definately showing more matwork than I'm used to seeing from him.

(Kilroy whacks him with a few forearm smashes and then reapplies the crossface! After some agonizing moments, he pulls Tanner to his feet in a waistlock. He german suplexes Tanner with a nice bridge)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for a piledriver, but Tanner blocks it and back body drops him over. He hooks Evans and gives him a snap suplex. He rolls his hips and pulls him up into a second snap suplex! He rolls up for a third one, but Kilroy blocks it and reverses with a brainbuster!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but Adrian tumbles underneath a big boot, he shows up on the other side with The Daytripper superkick!!

(The crowd cheers and Kilroy Evans rolls out of the ring to keep Tanner from capitalizing. Tanner steps through the ropes out on to the apron. He gets a running start and huracanranas Kilroy Evans on the floor!! The fans get louder, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!")

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner back up on the apron, gets a running start and goes for a 7 year itch but Kilroy rolls out of the way!!

Phil Blauer: Tanner's chest hit that concrete hard, and now Kilroy Evans is just rubbing his face into The Staples Center floor!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Tanner onto the apron. He pulls him up into a three quarter nelson then drops him with The Bad Touch off of the apron onto the concrete!!

(The Los Angeleans change their minds and start chanting "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy climbs up on to the apron, and comes off with an elbow drop that Adrian Tanner Jr. avoids)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks Kilroy's arms and gives him a tiger driver '91 on the floor!!

Phil Blauer: That tiger driver was SO '91.

Guillermo O'Bannon: He rolls Kilroy back into the ring and applies an abdominal stretch. He's continuing to work the spot that was just dumped so unceremoniously on the concrete.

(He plants his foot and pulls back on Kilroy's arm. He punches him a few times in the kidneys as Reid checks in to see if he wants to submit. He turns it into a corkscrew neckbreaker! Some pockets of fans around The Staples Center applaud as Tanner hooks the leg)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner waistlocks Evans, but Kilroy back elbows him in the face to escape the german.

Phil Blauer: He calls that his Anne Frank Attic Escape.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No he doesn't.

Phil Blauer: (goes back to doodling on his index cards) ...he should.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy kicks Tanner in the guts and then DDTs him! He runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks his head!

(The fans cheer. Kilroy Evans straddles over top of him and rains down on Tanner with punches. He gets up and scrapes his boot across the Tanner's face. He pulls him up into a full nelson)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans dragon suplexes Adrian Tanner Jr., no bridge, all impact! He waits for Tanner to get up. When he does, Kilroy comes full speed ahead into a spear, but Tanner catches him with a spinning DDT!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. hooks Kilroy up and vertical suplexes him. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Evans to get to his feet. He flips over him with a blockbuster)

Phil Blauer: For years I've hated that move. Now I've just grown numb.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I think you mean dumb. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Kilroy Evans into the ropes, and then drop toe holds his throat on to the second rope! He runs into the ropes and comes back to jump on Kilroy's back, but Kilroy moves and Tanner's throat hits the second rope the same way!

(Kilroy Evans runs into the ropes and elbow drops Tanner's back. He pulls Tanner up and then sits him on the top turnbuckle. Evans gets a running start and then clotheslines him to the floor below! The LA audience cheers Tanner's clumsy fall to the concrete)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls a table out from underneath the ring and sets it up at ringside. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He sticks his finger in his mouth and checks the wind, then splashes Tanner through the table on the floor!!!

(The Staples Center is deafening with chants of "KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!! KIL-ROY!!" Kilroy pulls him up by the hair and swings him headfirst into the guardrail!! Tanner clutches his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans grabs Tanner by the legs and spinebusters his back into the railing!!

Phil Blauer: That could have busted his spine! They should call it something like that like...backbreaker!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rolls Tanner back into the ring and then pulls his head into his legs. Evans lifts him up into a crucifix but Tanner falls on his feet behind him, he runs into the ropes and comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and turns into a 180 corkscrew splash but there's no water in the pool!!

(Kilroy Evans bends Tanner's legs at the knees and crosses his ankles similar to an inverted Indian deathlock. Kilroy then lays on top of him, with his legs pointing towards Tanner's upperbody. Kilroy holds the legs down with his back, using his own legs to hook Adrian's arms. Kilroy forces Tanner's head forward into the mat, while laying back on Adrian's crossed ankles and has hooked his arms under the Tanner's knees; pulling upward and wrenching on them)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner is locked up in The Firewater Burn!! He rocks back & forth on Tanner's knees, as Adrian's screams can be heard in the cheap seats that I get for my parents.

Phil Blauer: (waves to the back) Hi, Mr. & Mrs. O'Bannon!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner is in some kind of pain here. Ron Reid begging him to quit.

Phil Blauer: Ron should really learn to mind his own buisness. Is all I'm sayin.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans having a hell of a match tonight, trying to get back into contention for Lucifer Jones' Hardkore America title. Kilroy releases The Firewater Burn and scoops him up into a slam, but Tanner falls behind him and whacks him upside the head with an inzuigiri!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. waistlocks Kilroy Evans and german suplexes him. He pulls him back up to his feet and hits him with a second german suplex. He lifts an exhausted Kilroy up again in the waistlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gives Kilroy a third rolling german suplex and bridges this one!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs up to the top turnbuckle and front flips into a 450 legdrop that Kilroy's not there for!

Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans, the unreliable landing pad.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You say that like it's a bad thing. Kilroy Evans irish whips Tanner chestfirst into the turnbuckles and follows him in with a spear to the back! Kilroy climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with an elbow drop to Tanner's sternum!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans runs and jumps on Tanner's back with The Piggyback but Tanner drops to his knees and catches Kilroy's throat on the top rope! He inverted russian legsweeps Kilroy's face into the turnbuckle!

(Adrian Tanner sits on Evans' back and full nelsons him. He presses Evans face into the canvas, while applying pressure to the back of his neck. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submits)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. working down Evans' neck with a form of the cattle mutilation. He then pulls Kilroy up to his feet in the full nelson and dragon suplexes him! He maintains the full nelson and pulls Kilroy up to his feet again. He steps up to the second turnbuckle and full nelson bulldogs Kilroy's face into the mat!!

(Adrian Tanner Jr. slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, he leaps off into a huracanrana into a spinning DDT, but Kilroy uses the momentum to death valley driver his head into the canvas!! The crowd leaps to their feet)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans runs off the ropes and soccer kicks Tanner in the chest while he's on his knees! He applies a rear naked choke and bridges Tanner backwards over Evans' side. Tanner's face turns red from lack of oxygen.

(Tanner tries to get his fingers underneath the forearm of Kilroy Evans, but no go. He kicks his legs out wildly, clamping down on Tanner's windpipe. Kilroy releases it and pulls Evans' head into his legs)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crucifix powerbombs Adrian Tanner Jr.!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans presses Tanner over his head and then drops him down onto his shoulder, runs into the center of the ring and Ultimate Thump powerslams him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans goes for The Bad Touch but Tanner pushes him off into the turnbuckles! He drops Evans with a TKO neckbreaker!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls himself up into the middle of the top rope, and springboards off into a senton but Kilroy rolls out of the way!! Kilroy Evans irish whips him into the ropes and hits him with a big boot to the face! He lifts him up into a back suplex and then drops him in his Blue Thunder Driver!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

(The Staples Center lets out a big pop and Kilroy Evans leaps to his feet with his arms raised in victory. "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays as Reid raises Evans arm)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 58 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...KILROY EVANS!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. wore down Kilroy's back this entire match, but The Attgury Assassin was still able to pull this one out. Kilroy Evans shows that an old dog can surely learn new tricks with a new arsenal of high impact moves that we're not used to from the ground & pounder.

Phil Blauer: Speaking of which, Kilroy Evans is the Official Wrestler of Hamburger Helper. "Hamburger Helper...it Makes a Great Meal."

Guillermo O'Bannon: I can't believe Jonnie gave you the sponsorship reads.

Phil Blauer: Who would buy Hamburger Helper from you?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lost this battle but looking to get a title shot against Kilroy's stablemates for the Hardkore World Tag Team titles with his partner, Syberus. But both he and Kilroy have to put that out of their minds and look forward to the barbed wire hell they have in front of them in Cleveland at Hardkore Helloween.
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CLEVELAND, OHIO - OCTOBER 2005

HARDKORE HELLOWEEN 2005

HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #4
SWAT Tag Team Champion: Adrian Tanner Jr. (SWAT)
Bad Boy King Kong (Hardkore Britain)
Bastion (Hardkore Britain)
UCW Television Champion: Damian (UCW)
"The Punisher" Dan Stein (Hardkore America)
Legacy (UCW)
Rush (Hardkore Britain)
David Sadler (UCW)

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is the final Hardkore Helloween battle royal. For those of you playing the Hardkore World fantasy game online, a Hardkore Helloween victory is worth 10 points.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Don't bother telling me. I drafted Tony Thunder.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Speaking of which, I just about given up on our office fantasy football pool. My team sucks. I have Elvis Grbac starting at quarterback.

Phil Blauer: I got Bill Parcells.

Yolanda Ando: I got Lyle Alzado. Is he any good?

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Road to Helloween Match is now set. It will be The Un-Stable, Andrew Karnage and Andrew Sinclair against Rated X and the winner of this match.

(The Gund Arena house lights dim to black and spliced footage from Metal Gear Solid III appears on the screen)

Revolver Ocelot: Hold it right there, traitor. Let's find out just how lucky you are.

(Ocelot reveals a bullet for his revolver. He loads the bullet)

Ocelot: Watch closely. (takes out three revolvers)

Ocelot: One of these three guns has a single bullet in it. I'm going to pull the trigger six times in a row. Are you ready?

(Ocelot juggles the three guns. Each time he pulls a trigger, Sokolov winces. The fifth time a trigger is pulled, Sokolov pisses his pants)

Ocelot: Looks like your luck hasn't run out yet.

(The sixth time, the gun fires and the screen shatters into a million pieces as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers)

*BOOM!*

(A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. still holding on to those SWAT World Tag Team titles that he won with Syberus as The Connection. Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. want to do the same thing here in Hardkore World.

Phil Blauer: High Maintenance would do well to watch this guy tonight.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable are the World Tag Team Champions, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Possession is nine tenths of the law.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Recent decisions in Mississippi and Washington now say that possession may constitute seven eighths.

(When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down. Black and white footage continues to play on the screen as Adrian begins his walk down the ramp, slapping a couple hands on the way down. At the last verse, Adrian raises his SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his head, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down.)

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back. The SWAT World Tag Team Championship belt is around his waist.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is a Hardkore Helloween barbed wire falls count anywhere battle royal. Featuring first, representing SWAT; Hailing from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

(The Cleveland fans cheer Tanner. The King Kong theme by Jon Barry plays, mixed with good old country rap plays in the back. Bad Boy King Kong makes his way out. His employer, the Microshocker, walks along with Mr. Computer in his hands. The trio makes their way strutting down into the ring. Bad Boy King Kong steps over the barbed wire into the ring)

Phil Blauer: Normally The Microshocker wrestles in this event since 2000. But the results have been...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pathetic. So Bad Boy King Kong, like many other times in The Shock's career is doing the dirty work for the former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champion.

Yolanda Ando: Bad Boy King Kong wears really tight jeans and a black sleeveless shirt.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Accompanied to the ring by The Microshocker; He hails from the Smokey Mountains; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 451 pounds...BAD BOY KING KONG!!!"

(The Gund Arena boos Bad Boy King Kong while The Microshocker blows kisses to them. The lights in the Gund Arena dim down to near complete darkness. The silhouette of a few fans sitting near the eye of the camera can be seen slowly rising to their feet wondering just what the heck is going on. Their questions are soon answered when two oh so familiar white spotlights begin to chase their way throughout the crowd in the arena. The fans explode with cheers as �When Worlds Collide� by Powerman 5000 hits and the Justin Evers name is spelled out on the canvas in a red laser. As Spider One belts out the first chorus and Justin Evers appears at the top of the ramp, taking it all the cheers as if feeling a beautiful, refreshing spring rain)

Guillermo O'Bannon: I haven't seen a whole lot of Justin Evers. He wrestles over in Hardkore Britain, participating in a threeway dance with "Giant" Baba O'Reilly and Hardkore Britain Northern Tri-Counties Champion Psychotic Goth at the G-Mex Centre in Manchester. But he is a former Internet Wrestling E-Federation TV Champion, US Champion, Cruiserweight Champion, Hardcore and Intercontinental Champion. Extreme Wrestling League World Champion, No Chance Wrestling World and Tag Team Champion, New Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion, two time Wrestling Midwest World, Shoot and Tag team Champion.

Phil Blauer: Wow, Wolfpac Order World and Tag Team Champion? That fed stayed open long enough to have a tag team tournament?

Yolanda Ando: He is decked out in a David Carr Home Jersey, Blue and Red Mesh shorts and Blue Wrestling Boots with Red Laces.

(The lights slowly begin to come back up to normal as Justin continues to make his way down the ring, slapping the hands of a few fans sitting at ringside on the way. Justin slowly makes his way up the steps and removes the Carr jersey, tossing it into the crowd)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; Hailing from Houston, Texas; Standing 6 feet 8 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...JUSTIN EVERS!!!"

(The fans cheer. �I�m Your Boogeyman� by White Zombie comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron)

<ALPHA>

<OMEGA>

<Logo of �The Society of the New Breed�>

<The Punisher skull>

(Down comes �The Punisher� Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the ring. His manager, the lovely Domino, hesitantly follows)

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is a great album by the way. It kinda came and went but it was the best thing Rob Zombie ever did.

Phil Blauer: What about Edge's theme music?

Guilermo O'Bannon: It was the best thing Rob Zombue ever did.

(As Stein gets to the ring apron, he stops to wait for Domino to open the ring ropes for him. When she doesn�t, Stein yells at her to get moving, and she grudgingly obliges. Stein climbs into the barbed wire ring, and thrusts the Peacemaker in the air as boos descend upon them. Stein climbs the ringpost and defiantly flips off the crowd, as more boos come down)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein, the brusier of The Society of the New Breed recently won the Wargames Match in Los Angeles against The Dark Ryderz Movement to win the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Championship.

Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong has confided in me that he's picking Stein out for all of his fat gay rage.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein would love to team with Rated X and get another shot at The Un-Stable.

Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein wears a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. The Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt is slung over his shoulder.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore America; Accompanied to the ring by his manager, Domino; Hailing from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPION...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"

(The Cleveland fans boo. The lights dim slowly, Legacy holding both the CWF and UCW Hardcore titles overhead as blood runs down his face shows on the screen then Kota holding the SWAT Statewide title in the air after a victory as Shamrocks and Shenanagans by the House of Pain hits the images of Kota and Legacy battling various opponents and waging war both in the ring and on the floor. Kota delivering a Vader Bomb in the corner of 2 jobbers is followed by Legacy hitting a perfect Legacy-plex on a former CWF member. Legacy then walks out with his manager, Reginald P. Packer. Legacy stands on the apron and slices his thumb across his throat slowly in a symbolic death warning)

Phil Blauer: This match is pretty heavy on the entrance videos. I feel like I've sat through three hours of clips.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is one of the most highly decorated wrestler in the House of Pain, besides Danny Boy.

Phil Blauer: That guy sucks, he's like their MCA or one of the Kimmels.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy is a former CWF Germany and UCW Hardcore champion. He was the first man to hold both titles at once. His partner Kota did quite well in Helloween #3, so he hopes to do just as well if not better.

Yolanda Ando: Legacy keeps his hair slicked back and in a ponytail. He has a goatee and mustache. Basic black boots with "H.O.P" on each side. Black trunks with "Legacy" on the back. He wears a jacket that matches his boots and trunks. His wrists are taped as are his two middle fingers on each hand.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing SWAT; He is accompanied to the ring by his manager, Reginald P. Packer; Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 280 pounds...LEGACY!!!"

(The fans boo. "Sticken" by Disturbed starts playing as blue lights flicker throughout the Gund Arena. Rush comes running out to the stage and plays up the Cleveland crowd and then runs to the ring and slides under the barbed wire and then does a kip up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush is one of the hottest new rookies to come out of Hardkore Britain. But can he possibly be prepared for this barbed wire hell?

Phil Blauer: I loved this band. They did Cherry Pie.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That was Warrant. This is a wrestler.

Phil Blauer: Nooooo, I think they did Cherry Pie.

Yolanda Ando: Rush wears blue & black shorts. His black elbow, knee pads, and black boots with "RUSH" written in blue on the side.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Britain; From San Diego, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inch; Weighing 217 pounds...RUSH!!!"

(The Gund Arena crowd roars and he pumps them up with his fist. A huge countdown clock appears on the video screen and and a voice starts to talk)

David Sadler will steal the show in 5 seconds

David Sadler will steal the show in 4 seconds

David Sadler will steal the show in 3 seconds

David Sadler will steal the show in 2 seconds

David Sadler will steal the show��������.Boom fireworks shoot from the ramp.

(The words spoken by David Sadler echo around the arena �I have toiled and bled and now it is time to show you the very meaning of reality� Liberate then hits the speakers as David walks out on the ramp and the camera shoots to a close up of him)

Guillermo O'Bannon: And here is Hardkore World's first look at �The Saviour of Professional Wrestling� David Sadler.

Phil Blauer: (points at Guillermo) Hee Hee Hee, you spelled Savior funny.

(David makes a couple of steps forward as two pyros shoot off fireworks and flame besides him. He then continues down the ramp and then to the ring. He climbs up the steps slowly and when he reaches the top step he looks over at the crowd for a few seconds. He then makes his way through the ropes and walks across the ring to the opposite turnbuckle which he climbs and spreads his arms and looks into the sky)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler and his partner Lee Williams debut in Hardkore Britain with a match in Birmingham, England against The Warhammer Corporation. The winner will be the number one contenders to the British Tag Team titles. A title he has not won, but David Sadler has held 27 championships since 2002 in XCW, TKOW, NGW, UCW, MEW, XIWF, ECWF, CWF, NPW, IWF, FIW, GPW, GCW, FLW, OCW, Global Honour, and SCW.

Phil Blauer: That's averaging 9 titles a year! Wait, did I carry the seven? Sadler is huge everywhere, I can't wait to see why.

Guillermo O'Bannon: There are four wrestlers in this barbed wire battle royal from Hardkore Britain, yet Sadler's the only one actually from England.

Yolanda Ando: Fascinating. David Sadler has on some baggy cut off jean shorts. Black knee and elbow pads and white boots with black trim. Pale skinned with blue eyes, long brown hair and clean shaven.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing UCW; From Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 250 pounds...'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!!"

(The music slowly fades out as Sadler climbs down from the turnbuckle. "Free Fall" by In Flames plays and Scott Bastion walks out to the cheers of the fans)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Fans remembering Bastion from his days over in SIWA.

Phil Blauer: What do you know about this guy?

Guillermo O'Bannon: His media card, or cards, I should say mostly talk abouy his childhood. "...third of four children" (flips to another card) "...His mother for being a druggie and alcoholic..." (flips to another card) "...Scott's older brothers worked at the local grocery store as baggers and stockers"

Phil Blauer: Hmm, like me.

Guillermo O'Bannon: STOCKER, not stalker. God, there's like a million here. "Scott began developing paranoid schziophrenia, and started becoming dillusional..." Like you, Phil.

Phil Blauer: No, it's STOCKER.

Guillermo O'Bannon: (flipping through his cards) First day of school, "...The children began to laugh at Tammy, calling her slut, naming off STDs she may have."

Phil Blauer: Huh, like our Tammy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yeah, but this one was his sister. There's a whole thing in here about roommates. Anyway, he was a huge star in SIWA, ZWF, RAW, CWF, IWF, DIWF, and HHCW. Now he's looking to lead the way in Hardkore Rocky Mountains.

Yolanda Ando: Scott Bastion is wearing a trenchcoat, black T-shirt, black jeans, elbow pads, wrist bands, and black boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing Hardkore Rocky Mountains; He is from the city of Champions- Heyworth, Illinois; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 215 pounds...BASTION!!!"

Phil Blauer: I thought it was just Japanese wrestlers in America that go by their last names?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: KENN-EDY!!!

("Wartunes" by Suidakra plays and The Gund Arena goes black, and smoke begins to fill the stage. The mans voice comes over the loud speakers. As his voice fades, and the music begins, two blue lights slowly make their way to the middle of the stage, where Damian is standing, his head down, hair covering his face. The music begins, and several blue fireworks go off as Damian throws his arms into the air, and makes his way down to the ring, ignoring the crowd, his mind focused solely on the task ahead)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Here comes one of the most controversial figures in wrestling right now.

Phil Blauer: Nah, they made quick work out of Zach Daniels earlier.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Sir, you need to check my site. Damian Collins handed UCW back their TV title, when he wasn't happy with his push. Damian Collins is this month's Zach Daniels. Thought you knew.

Yolanda Ando: Damian Collins wears some black elbow pads, black jean shorts, black boots, and black knee pads.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Representing...himself; From Oshawa, Canada; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 297 pounds...'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS!!!"

(Mike Peters signals for the bell and all eight men converge on one another. David Sadler attacks Damian Collins with a flurry of forearm shots)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion hits Dan Stein with an STO! Adrian Tanner is blasting Bad Boy King Kong's blubber with several hard chops. Kong returns with some knife edge chops of his own.

(Stein comes up from behind Kong and russian leg sweeps him. Rush takes David Sadler over in a Japanese armdrag. Legacy thumbs David Sadler in the eye, setting him up for a twist of fate by Damian Collins)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer's Guillotine by Damian Collins!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Collins into the barbed wire!!

(The Cleveland crowd gives out a loud "Oh!!" Bad Boy King Kong grabs Collins and vertical suplexes his back back on the barbed wire!! Collins falls to The Gund Arena floor)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion twists Legacy's arm. Dan Stein comes off the second rope with a double ax handle to Legacy's twisted arm. Stein rolls Legacy up in an oklahoma roll!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Legacy kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy kicks out and gets back to his feet. Dan Stein gets up to his knees and has a running kneelift waiting for him by Legacy! Rush comes off the second rope with a flying body press on Stein!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler has rolled out of the ring to attack Damian Collins. He grabs Collins and gives him a belly to belly suplex on the steel steps!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Damian Collins kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls Collins up into a powerbomb but Collins rolls out of it with an RKO on the floor!! He makes the cover!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy irish whips Bad Boy King Kong into Adrian Tanner Jr.. Tanner drop toe holds Kong facefirst into the barbed wire!!

(The Cleveland crowd roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his face. The Microshocker rushes to his side to give him medical attention. Legacy front facelocks Kong, but Kong lifts him up in a fireman's carry)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong samoan drops Legacy's back into the barbed wire!! Bastion grabs Legacy by the legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter. He plants his feet and pulls back on Legacy's twisted legs.

(Blood flows from Legacy's back. Legacy shrieks in pain while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out. Dan Stein hits Bastion flush in the chest with a hard heart punch, and he breaks the scorpion)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy gets back up to his feet and hits Bastion from behind with a running bulldog! But Rush floors Legacy with a running side kick.

(On the floor, David Sadler blasts a bloody Damian with a few right hands and then pulls his head into a standing head scissors. He lifts him up in a crucifix)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Crucifixtion bomb on the concrete!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 7 minutes 6 seconds, 'THE FUTURE' DAMIAN COLLINS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets on the apron, gets a running start and huracanranas David Sadler on the floor!! He cradles the leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, inside the ring, Bad Boy King Kong has Dan Stein by the throat. He chokeslams Stein into the ring!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: In front of us, Adrian Tanner is attempting to suplex Sadler on the ringsteps. But Sadler blocks it, he reverses with a suplex of his own on the concrete!

(Sadler slides under the barbed wire back into the ring. Rush is waiting for him with a superkick upside his head! Legacy has Bastion on his shoulders and is spinning him round & round with an airplane spin)

Phil Blauer: Legacy puts Bastion back down on his feet, dizzy as a schoolgirl.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You would know. Dan Stein scoops Bastion up and drills him headfirst into a michinoku driver II!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion gets his shoulder up)

Phil Blauer: Bastion gets up and hits Stein through the stems with a low blow.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner flips off the ropes with a blockbuster neckbreaker on Dan Stein! Bad Boy King Kong comes off the second rope with a 500 pound elbow drop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Scott Bastion dropkicks Rush into the barbed wire!!

(The force takes him over the barbed wire to the floor. He sits on the concrete and bleeds. Bastion hits Stein with a flying body press but Stein catches him and powerslams him)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bastion kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a DDT but Legacy counters with a fireman's carry he turns into his Hour Glass death valley driver!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 11 minutes 29 seconds, ADRIAN TANNER JR. HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY LEGACY!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler takes some of the sunshine out of eliminating Tanner for Legacy by nearly taking his head off with a clothesline!

(Legacy rolls out of the ring and catches a shot to the stomach with a kendo stick by Rush!! Rush then hits him in the back of the knees putting Legacy down to the floor on their knees)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush smashes Legacy in the face with a kendo stick and then a final blow to the back of the head!!

(Rush goes to climb back into the ring, but Legacy gets hold of the kendo stick and whacks him in the back of the head with it! He grabs Rush by the face)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy DDTs an already bloody Rush on the cement floor!! He makes the cover!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Inside the ring, Dan Stein hammerlocks Sadler's arm and drops him with a chicken wing suplex. Scott Bastion comes spinning off the top rope with a corkscrew moonsault on Sadler!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong slides out of the ring and cracks Rush in the head with a steel chair!! Back in the ring, David Sadler applies a sleeper hold to Scott Bastion.

Phil Blauer: Outside in front of us, a blood drenched Bad Boy King Kong going for another shot with that chair but Rush spin kicks the chair into his head! He makes the cover!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion goes down to one knee inside the ring, with Sadler clamping down on the sleeper. Mike Peters tests his arm, but Bastion doesn't let it drop. Legacy is back in the ring, and hits Sadler in the back with a running kneelift, breaking the sleeper on Bastion.

(Dan Stein lifts Sadler up in a hanging suplex then drops him with a jackhammer! The audience cheers as he hooks Sadler's leg)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy goes for a haymaker but Scott Bastion ducks and german suplexes him!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Legacy rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Out on the floor, Bad Boy King Kong has Rush's arms butterflied and double underhook DDTs him into the concrete!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong rolls back into the ring, and runs at Sadler, smashing him in the face with an elbow. A stunned Sadler staggers back into a reverse DDT by Scott Bastion!

(Bastion goes for a cover but Stein starts kicking him. Bastion gets up and irish whips Dan Stein into the barbed wire!! The crowd pops)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bastion taking over on Dan Stein, plucking him off the barbed wire. He scoops him up but Stein falls behind him and applies an inverted facelock...test drive!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Scott Bastion kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein presses Bastion over his head and drops his throat on the barbed wire!!

(The Cleveland fans all gasp, as Bastion rolls around clutching his throat. Blood seeps through his fingers. Stein turns around into a lou thez press by Legacy)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy cracks Bastion in his bleeding throat with a fistdrop. Meanwhile, on the floor, Rush has rolled Bad Boy King Kong on a table and climbs up to the second turnbuckle from the apron. He backflips into a moonsault sending Kong through the table!!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush rolls back into the ring under the barbed wire. He grabs Dan Stein with a huracanrana! Sadler stomps Bastion's bloody throat over & over.

Phil Blauer: It's like he owes him money! He doesn't does he?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow to Bastion's throat!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 7 seconds, SCOTT BASTION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"

(EMTs have to help Scott Bastion to the back as blood pours out of his neck. Bad Boy King Kong enters the ring and scoops Dan Stein up on his shoulder)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kong slams Stein into the mat, then does the Hogan ear thing.

Phil Blauer: KOOOOONG!! KOOOONG!! Why can't he hear me?? Oh, his hand isn't cupped my way. He drops the leg across Stein's face anyway. Bummer.

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong stands up and is hit by an gorgeous standing dropkick by David Sadler. Rush turns Dan Stein over into a texas cloverleaf.

(Stein tries to power out of it but Rush has his legs clamped tight in his arms. Legacy oklahoma rolls Bad Boy King Kong)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Bad Boy King Kong kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters now has to jump from counting Kong's pinfall to checking to see if Stein wants to submit to Rush's cloverleaf.

Phil Blauer: Ron needs to pick up the slack. COME ON, REID!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush releases the cloverleaf and whacks Legacy in the back of the head with an axe kick!

(A bloody Stein scoops Sadler up and fallaway slams him into the barbed wire!! The Gund Arena roars, and Sadler rolls around, clutching his back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein catches a bloody Rush with a stunner! Stein goes to spinebuster him into the barbed wire, but Rush tornado DDTs him!

(David Sadler staggers over and grabs Legacy from behind with a russian leg sweep. Both of their bloody backs make a stain on the canvas. Bad Boy King Kong sits on Legacy's back and applies a camel clutch)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein grabs Rush by the hair and running bulldogs him. Stein turns around into a spinning wheel kick by David Sadler!

(Bad Boy King Kong rocks back & forth with 487 pounds on Legacy's face & arms. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to submit but Legacy shakes his bloody head "no")

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong releases Legacy and grabs Rush and jack knife powerbombs him!!

(Legacy grabs Sadler from behind with an inverted facelock and drops him with a scorpion death drop! Dan Stein drops Legacy with an X factor)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Legacy blocks a suplex attempt and slingshot suplexes Dan Stein! He goes to backdrop Rush, but Rush reverses it with his canadian destroyer Rush driver!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 46 seconds, LEGACY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RUSH!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong wraps David Sadler's leg around into a figure four leglock. He clamps down on his twisted legs, and Peters checks in to see if he submits.

(Sadler whips his long bloodsoaked brown hair from side to side, refusing to submit. Stein spins Rush around in a neckbreaker. Sadler sits up and tries to pry Kong's legs open)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein stomps Bad Boy King Kong in the head. Sadler staggers up and tries to kick Stein but Stein catches his boot. Sadler swings around with an enzuigiri kick! Bad Boy King Kong lifts Rush up and drops him with a brainbuster!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein applies a full nelson on Bad Boy King Kong. David Sadler double underhooks Rush's arms and delivers a tiger driver '91!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler climbs to the top rope, but The Microshocker gets up on the apron and pulls Sadler down by the leg, crotching him on the top turnbuckle. A bloody mess named Rush climbs to the second rope and superplexes Sadler! The momentum carries him on top of Rush.

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Phil Blauer: What a match!

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Shock hands Bad Boy King Kong a chair, and he comes at Rush. Rush drop toe holds him so his face lands on his own chair!!

(The audience roars, and Bad Boy King Kong clutches his jaw. Rush climbs to the top rope and comes off with a flying body press but Kong catches him and powerslams him)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong earthquake splashes Rush!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Rush gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler belly to belly suplexes Stein over his head into the barbed wire!! Sadler elbow drops Rush. Rush rolls out of the way for the second one. Rush climbs to the top rope and takes Bad Boy King Kong down with a bulldog!!

(Rush grabs Sadler by the arm and shortarm clotheslines him. Bad Boy King Kong hits Rush with a low blow, and then gives Dan Stein the same thing. Sadler comes at him but Bad Boy flattens him with a punch to the nuts)

Phil Blauer: Bad Boy King Kong leaves them all layin...and grabbing their testicals.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong grabs Sadler with his pattented bearhug!

Phil Blauer: He could crush the life out of him with that! Or at least leave that fat funk on him.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein cranks Rush's head in a vice submission.

Phil Blauer: We have stereo submissions!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Boy King Kong trying to squeeze Sadler's spine until it's dust. On the other side of the ring, Stein is trying to twist Rush's head off like a beer cap.

(Sadler tries punch his way out of Kong's bearhug, but Kong won't budge. Dan Stein grabs Kong from behind and drops his reverse neckbreaker)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein hits his Twilight Hammer!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 31 seconds; BAD BOY KING KONG HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!"

(David Sadler hits Stein with a running knee strike to his temple. Rush whacks Stein with a european forearm upside the head, followed by another)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler comes up from behind Rush and belly to back suplexes him. Turnabouts fairplay and Dan Stein comes up behind David Sadler and applies a full nelson!

(Stein presses down against the neck of Sadler, while Sadler bleeds down his front. Stein pulls him up and drives him into the mat with a full nelson slam! Stein turns around into a thrust kick in his chest)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush climbs to the top turnbuckle and missle dropkicks both Sadler & Stein!

(The audience cheers. Rush pumps himself up and runs at Sadler, but The Saviour of Professional Wrestling catches him with a sidewalk slam! The crowd boos)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rush kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: He picks Stein up and powerbombs him!! He scoops Stein up and slings him over his shoulder, but Stein falls behind him and lifts him up in a double flying chicken wing!

(Sadler cries out in pain shaking his head "No" as he looks to be dipped headfirst in blood. Stein bounces Sadler up & down on his two bent elbows. Peters asks him if he wants to submit but he refuses)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rush comes off the top rope and clotheslines Sadler while Stein holds him up in the air! He grabs Stein by the hair and slams his face into the mat with his Rush Factor!!

(David Sadler comes up from behind with a fameasser, smashing Rush's face into the mat)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Light!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 33 minutes 10 seconds; RUSH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY 'THE SAVIOUR OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING' DAVID SADLER!!"

Phil Blauer: It's down to David Sadler, Dan Stein, and Damian. 3D!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Damian's eliminated.

Phil Blauer: Right. When?

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler hits Stein with a flying body press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls out of the way of a kneedrop. He butterflies Sadler's arms and double underhook suplexes him into the barbed wire!!

(The crowd boos as Sadler slides down the barbed wire, slicing a huge gash down his back & thigh. Stein pulls him up in a headlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes for a bulldog but Sadler pushes him off into the barbed wire!!

(The fans cheer Stein bouncing off the barbed wire, and coming back even bloodier. He staggers back right into Sadler who drops him back in a russian leg sweep)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Soviet Scum Sweep! Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow smash!!

(The Cleveland fans cheer. Sadler collapses on top of Stein)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein blocks a suplex and counters with a hanging suplex of his own! He shows Sadler to all four corners...

(Sadler bleeds down Stein's side, then The Punisher drops him back in the suplex. He pulls him up and twists him around into a corkscrew neckbreaker)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up and just starts hammering him with those powerful punches. Sadler fires back with a a volley of punches, then stomps on his toe!

(Stein bounces up & down clutching his foot, and Sadler climbs to the top turnbuckle. He measures him with a flying dropkick! The fans cheer, and Sadler makes the cover)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein stomach claws Sadler and David sits up in pain)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein escapes the pin attempt with the stomach claw.

Phil Blauer: Not seen since the days Fritz had one on Gary Hart's nuts.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein batters Sadler's bloody face with a series of headbutts while maintaing the stomach claw!

Phil Blauer: In Sadler's language, Bloody means Damn. So he thinks your saying his damn face. (chuckles) He's gonna be so pissed...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein now has Sadler in a chokehold he calls the Chinese Clutch.

Phil Blauer: That is the Chinese Clutch, Guillermo. He play joke.

(Sadler kicks out his feet and arms in desperation while Stein's thumb & forefinger close off his airway. Mike Peters checks in but Sadler refuses to submit. The Cleveland fans begin stomping their feet faster & faster to urge on Sadler)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein pulls Sadler up into a front facelock and drives his bloody skull into the mat with a DDT!

Phil Blauer: There you go again, Guillermo. Just diggin your hole deeper...

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein scoops him up, but Sadler falls behind him in an inverted facelock. He drops down into an inverted DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler drops a knee across the laceration over Stein's eye. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops a german he calls the Fuck Hitler Slam!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Dan Stein rolls his shoulder up)

Phil Blauer: I didn't know ALL Europeans were defensive about Hitler. I thought it was just the Germans. That's one to grow on.

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler wraps Dan Stein's legs up and drops backwards into a figure four leglock! He clamps down on Sadler's twisted legs while Stein bleeds a sickening pool next to his face.

Phil Blauer: Stein's shoulder is down!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein rolls over on his side)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking to see if Dan Stein wants to submit but he's not getting any answer from him.

Phil Blauer: Mike's used to that.

(Domino has a concerned look on her face as she pounds on the apron to wake Stein up. Sadler sits up and screams at The Punisher to tap, spitting blood out of his mouth as it runs down his face)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler clamps down on Stein's legs again and the pain causes Dan to sit up. He's staring a hole through Sadler and is now twisting over, trying to reverse the figure four.

Phil Blauer: Sadler's about to experience The Strongest Man this side of the Atlantic!

(Stein rolls the figure four over and Sadler cries out in pain. He releases the fiugre four and crawls away from Dan Stein. Stein struggles to get to his feet)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein gut wrench suplexes David Sadler across the ring!

Phil Blauer: Just missing the barbed wire!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein rolls Sadler up with a la majistral!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (David Sadler kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein pulls Sadler up over his shoulder with a hanging backbreaker! The Punisher bounces Sadler's spine up & down across his shoulder while The Saviour of Professional Wrestling's legs & arms are hanging like noodles.

(Domino celebrates on the outside as Mike Peters checks in to see if Sadler wants to submit. The crowd pleads with him not to submit)

Phil Blauer: Rated X watching this match in the back, wondering what's going to be left of his partner.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein drops to his knees, ramming his shoulder through Sadler's back on the way down. Dan Stein pulls Sadler's head over his shoulder from behind and pulls down on it in The Final Solution submission.

Phil Blauer: Speaking of Mad Dog Vachon, you know what's always fascinating about AWA road stories from the 80's? Every story ends with me asking "...and Brad Rheingans & Jonnie Stewart were still working? Even then??" Can anyone tell me what the hell Ray Stevens was still doing wrestling in 1988??

(Stein repeatedly yanks on Sadler's head & neck while racking him over his back. Peters asks Sadler but Sadler not submitting. Sadler eventually reverses it by grabbing Stein's head, taking his own feet out and dropping in a rude awakening! The fans come to life)

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler applies a crippler crossface on Dan Stein. He links his hands together and pulls up on Stein's head & arm!

(Domino covers her eyes when Stein shrieks out in pain. He covers Sadler's wrist in blood where it's touching his face. Stein rolls Sadler over into a cradle)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(David Sadler releases the crossface)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base and Stein lifts Sadler up by the throat with both arms! He throttles Sadler for a while and then tosses him backfirst into the barbed wire!!

(The Cleveland crowd boos. Sadler screams bloody murder. Stein takes advantage of it with a few blasts to the face with rights. Stein runs to clothesline him in further but Sadler moves out of the way)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein puts the breaks on right before he hits the barbed wire. He breathes a sigh of relief and then walks right into a yakuza kick! David Sadler pulls him up into a dangerous Dave DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stien kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein gets up and ducks under a Rageline and kicks Sadler in the gut. He pumphandles him up onto his shoulder into The Reckoning Slam!!

Phil Blauer: He isn't going for the cover!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Could be a mistake he regrets forever. He pulls Sadler's head into his legs with a standing head scissors. He pulls him up and drops Sadler's back on the barbed wire with a powerbomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

("I'm Your Boogieman" by White Zombie plays. Domino carefully enters the barbed wire ring and lifts Stein's arm. He pulls it away and raises it himself. The fans rain boos and debris down on him)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 42 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF HARDKORE HELLOWEEN #4...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Punisher" Dan Stein is one step closer to getting a title shot against Cobryn!

Phil Blauer: This could get interesting.

Guillermo O'Bannon: But first, he and Rated X take on Andrew Sinclair and Andrew Karnage in the Road to Helloween falls count anywhere barbed wire tag team match.

Phil Blauer: In a Strange Bedfellows Match!

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, Phil.
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SACREMENTO CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 2005

HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
THE UN-STABLE vs. The Connection (SYBERUS & Adrian Tanner Jr.)

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a match I'm still confused about. The SWAT World Tag Team Champions and Hardkore World Tag Team Champions are slated to wrestle tonight for the first time in history. But an impromptu match in Hardkore Rocky Mountains changed all that.

[Video opens on a Hardkore Rocky Mountains house show at the Dee Glen Smith Spectrum in Logan, Utah entitled 11/10/05]

Vince Killings: Fans, thanks for joining us. We have some late breaking news. We were supposed to have a match between Scott Bastion and Mad Man Kozo but the SWAT World Tag Team Champions The Connection just ran in and leveled both men with chairs!
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Syberus: "I'm hear to offer anyone in the back or any of you stuffed shirt door ringers in the audience, a shot at this title."

Vince Killings: What an ego!

[The crowd boos. Suddenly a man emerges from the audience]

Scott Jenjita: Who is that? He's huge!

Vince Killings: I don't know. But the crowd sure seems to know who it is.

[The man grabs the microphone]

"The Master of the Powerslam" Paul E. Soutter: "I was here to see if anyone, ANYONE in the building could withstand the powerslam of doom. But it looks like something better came along."

[Syberus shakes his head and refuses to defend against him, gesturing that he only meant skinny people. Soutter nods, and clotheslines Syberus out of his boots]
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Scott Jenjita: Paul E. Soutter leaps off of the apron and Soutterlanches Syberus against the guardrail, breaking it and falling into the front row! That's gonna be some lawsuits...
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Scott Jenjita: Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle. He drops a Cinders Kneedrop to the back of Soutter's head!! He rolls him over and makes the pin.

Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...(Soutter kicks out)
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Vince Killings: He runs into the center of the ring with a running Soutterslam!!

Scott Jenjita: He claims to be the Master of it.

Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...thr- (Syberus kicks out)

Vince Killings: Paul Soutter pumphandles him up onto his shoulder then deposits him on his head with a Soutter Special!!

Referee Joe Smith: 1...2...3!!!

[The Dee Glen Smith Spectrum leaps to their feet and cheers. "Rip it Up" by 28 Days plays on the PA system. Joe Smith picks the West Coast title up off of the floor and hands it to Soutter. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Syberus out of the ring, but he points to his ribs. Tanner waves on some EMTs. The video fades out to the present day Arco Arena]

Guillermo O'Bannon: During that match, Syberus broke his ribs and has a bruised sternum from the powerslam.

Phil Blauer: The powerslam has unbelievable power. Hence the name.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The word backstage is that Syberus still has not shown up to the building. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has told Adrian Tanner Jr. that if Syberus can't compete, he's free to pick anyone as his partner. We'll see if Adrian take him up on his offer and who in the locker room will see double duty tonight.

["Moment of Truth" by Damageplan plays and Adrian Tanner Jr. walks out alone with both SWAT World Tag Team title belts over his shoulder]

Phil Blauer: You know what they say. A man who comes down to the ring alone has a fool for a partner.

Guilllermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. seems like he hasn't settled on a partner just yet.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The fans cheer. Then The Arco Arena goes dark, purple lights flash and a purple spotlight shines on Robert Hunglestein III at the top of the ramp way. He is wearing a long black robe, with purple and gold gems spelling out the name 'Hunglestein' across the back. The purple lights turn to gold as a voice says "You wish you could be me...It must suck to be you!" then purple and gold begin to alternate and run all over arena as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears hits. Robert Hunglestien III heads down to ring with a slow cocky strut. Andrew Karnage follows behind him with the Hardkore World Tag Team Championship around his waist]

Guillermo O'Bannon: And here come The Un-Stable.

Phil Blauer: Hey! They got their tag team title belts back. I thought High Maintenance had stole em?

Guillermo O'Bannon: No...that never happened, Phil.

Phil Blauer: Yeah it did. Remember? High Maintenance stole em again after the ladder match. They were supposed to have that tag team match in England and then that never happened...

Guillermo O'Bannon: I have no idea what your talking about, Phil and I wish you would just shut up.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Allow me, Guillermo.

[Boone puts his sunglasses on and flashes the Men in Black mind eraser in Phil's face. Phil shits himself]

Phil Blauer: Glass is salty...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think I have this thing set too high.

Yolanda Ando: Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. Hunglestien wears black wrestling singlet that has "Hunglestein" wrapping across the front diagonally from top to bottom in dark purple with gold outline. On the back there�s three slashes in gold which obviously symbolize the 3 from the end of his name. He wears black elbow pads, and has his wrist taped with black tape with black boots and black kneepads.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents; first from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 257 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! And from Beverly Hills, California by way of Cleveland, Ohio; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 265 pounds...ROBERT HUNGLESTIEN III!!! They are THE HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...They are THE UN-STABLE!!!"

[The audience cheers. Robert Hunglestien III grabs the microphone while Adrian Tanner Jr. stands in a fighting stance]

Robert Hunglestien III: "Well, well, well. It looks like your famous partner didn't show up. I wrestle Soutter and I ban him from ever competing in the United States. Syberus wrestles Soutter and gets his chest caved in."

[Andrew Karnage gets behind Adrian Tanner. Tanner notices and tries to keep one eye on Hunglestien and one eye on AK-47]

Robert Hunglestien III: "It also looks like you weren't able to come up with a partner. Success in Hardkore America is about surrounding yourself with good people. I've tried to do that and that's why I have these."

[Hunglestien holds up his half of the Hardkore World Tag Team title belts]

Robert Hunglestien III: "So I have a proposition for you. We can have this match, and Andrew Karnage & I will be forced to beat you worse than anything you've experienced in your life."

[Tanner motions that he's ready and swings around to face Andrew Karnage who's inching closer]

Robert Hunglestien III: "OR...you can surround yourself with greatness and become the newest member of The Un-Stable."

[The Sacramento fans pop and Tanner momentarily drops his fists]

Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't believe it. Not only has Hunglestien offered to forgo this match, but he's also asking Tanner to join The Un-Stable.

Phil Blauer: What am I? Chopped liver?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can join my stable, sir. We meet in my basement and watch WWE Fanatic: TLC. We like to do our own commentary...

[Adrian Tanner mulls it over and then shakes Hunglestien's hand]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner has apparantly decided to take The Un-Stable up on their offer!

[The fans cheer as Hunglestien holds Tanner's arm up. "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays as they walk up the rampway]
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 2005

Adrian Tanner Jr. vs. Rated X

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a match between Rated X and Adrian Tanner Jr.! Tanner is the newest member of The Un-Stable and looking to make a good first impression. Rated X is having his first singles match since 2001 or so.

Hardkore World's I.T. guy Jerry: (pokes his head up from under desk) Speaking of which, I think that's the last time you guys cleaned this mouse. You know I found a Cocoa Krispy in here?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ooh, ooh, what did you do with it?

[The Hardkore Hall house lights dim to black as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers. Then *BOOM!* A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads. Adrian begins his walk down the ramp slapping a couple hands on the way down. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is trying to impress his fellow Un-Stablemates tonight. I don't think you can impress anyone anymore than defeating a legend like Rated X.

Phil Blauer: I could but it would entail me taking my shirt off and the production department adding those little black boxes.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner's impressive on his own he's a former Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, CWA Television Champion, Unified SWAT Australian Statewide Champion, and SWAT World Tag Team Champion.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The audience gives him a round of applause. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the crowd loses it. Rated X steps through the curtain with a dented bloody chair with an "X" painted on it. The fans crane over the aisleway trying to touch him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is Rated X's first return to Palm Springs in four years! This is the building where he won the tournament, defeating Ghandi the Butcher in the final at Palm Springs Punishment 97 for his first Hardkore World Championship.

Phil Blauer: I don't remember that.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That was back when you were an intern.

[Phil slaps Guillermo across the mouth]

Phil Blauer: THAT'S for sending back your McDonald's for being too salty.

Yolanda Ando: Rated X wears black trunks, black boots, and a black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tatoos and scars from various Hardkore battles.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!!!"

[The fans nearly blow the roof off of Palm Springs Convention Center. Rated X whacks Tanner in the face with a knife edge chop and Peters signals for the bell]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pops Tanner on the top of the head with a tomahawk chop. Tanner responds with a series of hard knife edge chops to his chest.

[Tanner tries to back up X with those chops, but Rated X fires back with a stiff back elbow that drops him. Rated X puts Tanner's throat on the bottom rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X places his knee against the back of Tanner's head, choking him against the bottom rope. Peters tries to pry X off of him but isn't having very much luck.

Phil Blauer: That's pretty typical.

Guillermo O'Bannon: X using illegal tactics?

Phil Blauer: No, Peters not having any luck.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X stands up to give Peters a piece of his mind, and Tanner takes the advantage to arm drag Rated X. X gets up and another armdrag keeps him down. Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an armbar.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into the ball of Rated X's shoulder and pulls back on his bent arm. Rated X tries to get back up, but Tanner pulls him back down by his mask]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up irish whips him into the ropes. He drop toe holds Tanner, pitching him through the ropes to the floor below! Tanner runs into the ropes, hops onto the middle of the top rope and flips off with a springboard senton but he just hits a steel guardrail!!

[The audience reacts with shock at the sound of Tanner's back hitting the railing. Rated X grabs the timekeeper's bell and smashes it into Adrian Tanner's face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner staggers and Rated X kicks him in the stomach. He drops the ring bell, front facelocks him, and DDTs Tanner on the bell!!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. bleeding a little now.

Guillermo O'Bannon: He headlocks Tanner and gets a running start. Rated X bulldogs Tanner's throat on the railing!

[Rated X boot lands on Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry's hand]

Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: Hey! Hey! I'm working here!

Phil Blauer: Jerry, you really don't wanna...

Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry: I told you guys, you can either have a little headache now, or a lot later...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Hardkore World I.T. guy Jerry and DDTs his head into Adrian Tanner's face!!

Phil Blauer: Now who's gonna retrieve those emails I deleted?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Tanner for a suplex, but Tanner blocks it with his calf. He reverses with a suplex of his own, where X's back lands on the railing!!

[The audience cheers. Rated X cries out in pain, and crawls along the ringside area while a bloody Tanner steps over the railing. Tanner climbs up on the apron]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs along the apron and catches Rated X with a huracanrana on the concrete!!

[Rated X lies stunned on the floor. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up on the top turnbuckle and spins off the top with a corkscrew 180 splash on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Rated X up by the mask, and tosses him over the railing into the audience! He pulls him up and tries to suplex him back over but Rated X swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker that slams Tanner's neck down on the railing!!

[A bloody Tanner clutches the back of his head. Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs and then piledrives his head into the Hardkore Hall floor]

Phil Blauer: Rated X just scrambled Tanner's brains.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs a table and leans it against the guardrail. He pulls Tanner's head into his legs again and this time running powerbombs him through the table against the railing!!

[The Palm Springs fans erupt, chanting "RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Tanner lies in a former table, bleeding down his front. Rated X breaks off a a piece of the metal table leg]

Guillermo O'Bannon: X pulls Tanner up by the blood soaked hair and swings at him with it, but Tanner ducks and german suplexes Rated X on the arena floor!!

Phil Blauer: Careful. This isn't an arena. It's barely a banquet hall.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls Rated X back in the ring.

Phil Blauer: The first smart thing he did.

Guillermo O'Bannon: He irish whips Rated X into the ropes and hits him with a picture pefect dropkick. He pulls X up and butterflies his arms, tiger driver '91!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks both of his knees into Rated X's back and then rolls him up into a bow & arrow. Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap but X refuses.

[Tanner pulls down on Rated X's neck & knees, bending his back across his knees. He pulls Rated X up into a hanging suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drills Rated X on his head with a brainbuster!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts X in a fireman's carry and airplane spins him around, but X flips behind him with a sunset flip!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on X's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Rated X and pulls him back into a surfboard. He braces his knee against X's spine and yanks back on those arms of his.

[Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Tanner releases it and pulls Rated X to his feet. X is on him with a couple of knuckle shots to Tanner's forehead breaking his head open the hard way]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X bites his forehead opening up the wound even more and follows with more closed fists and sharp elbows opening the wound up more. With a fist full of blood soaked hair X drives him face first into his knee twice, then finishes up with a big punch sending Adrian Tanner through the ropes to the floor!

[Rated X irish whips Adrian Tanner facefirst into the corner post! Rated X follows him in with a clothesline but Tanner ducks and dragon suplexes him on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is back in the ring. He pulls on the top rope and slingshots over into a pescado on top of Rated X on the floor!

[The fans cheer and Adrian Tanner pulls out a new table and sets it up next to the ring. He rolls Rated X onto the apron and climbs up there with him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is pulled up but he hits Tanner low. He swings around into a hangman's neckbreaker off the apron through the table on the floor!!!

[Hardkore Hall rocks with chants of "RA-TED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!! RAT-ED X!!" Both X & Tanner lie in what was a former table]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X is up first and rolls Tanner into the ring. He grabs his chair and gets a running start, smashing it into Tanner's face!! He sets it up in the center of the ring and pulls Tanner's head into his legs. Rated X picks him up into a swinging powerbomb onto that standing chair!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

[The Palm Springs fans chant, "One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time!" Rated X pulls Tanner's head into his legs]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X pulls him up for another powerbomb but Adrian Tanner reverses with a huracanrana with a cradle!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Rated X up and drops him with a backbreaker. Tanner bounces into the ropes and drops a knee into X's back. A blood drenched Adrian Tanner scoops Rated X up and gives him a second backbreaker, this time holding him across his knee.

[Mike Peters asks X if he wants to submit as he's bent over Tanner's knee. Rated X shakes his head, so Tanner pushes his head & legs down even farther. Tanner then punches Rated X in his exposed stomach a couple times]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner drops Rated X and bounces into the ropes, but X rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He stands up and starts tap dancing on Tanner's head with several stomps and kicks. Rated X gets on top of Tanner and digs his thumbs into the head wound and pulls it open more.

Yolanda Ando: Ewwwwww.

Phil Blauer: (with both fingers up his nose) What? Oh, sorry Your Majesty.

[Rated X pops his head wound with a few elbows. He grabs his chair and presses the top of it into Adrian Tanner's throat, choking him with it. Mike Peters tries to pull X off of him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X now sets that chair up in the center of the ring and pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a human torture rack. He flips him over onto the chair facefirst into a Palm Springs Driver!!

Phil Blauer: How fitting!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sits Tanner on the top turnbuckle and drags the beat up chair into the corner. He climbs to the second rope, front facelocks him, but Tanner's bloody head slips out as he pushes Rated X off the turnbuckle to the chair below!! Adrian Tanner flips off the top with The Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner sets X up in a suplex and cradles his leg, he drops Rated X back in a bridging fisherman's he calls The Sure Shot!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sets Rated X up in a russian leg sweep and then flips back into a reverse DDT he calls The Snap Shot!!

[The crowd cheers and a blood soaked Adrian Tanner climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star frog splash]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall from Grace!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a flatliner, but Rated X reverses it into a uranage! He inverted facelocks Tanner and lifts him up into a Black Out!!

[The fans cheer and Rated X points some crossed middle fingers back at the locker room. Then fluffs some imaginary hair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X double underhooks Tanner's arms and pulls him up over his shoulder, then drills his head into the mat with the RU486!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

["Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the Palm Springs fans leap to their feet. Rated X runs up to the second turnbuckle and celebrates]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...RATED X!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Hall of Famer Rated X wins his first singles match back from retirement!

[Kilroy Evans and Robert Hunglestien III come down to the ring to help Adrian Tanner Jr. to his feet. He looks hand dipped in blood. Rated X walks back to the locker room with his battered chair over his head]
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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - JANUARY 2006

HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
KILROY EVANS vs. Adrian Tanner Jr.

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Next up we have not only a match between two of the top athletes in wrestling today, but a statement on the dominance The Un-Stable has over Hardkore America. When Kilroy Evans won his Hardkore America Championship from Lucifer Jones he gave the first title shot to the newest Un-Stable member, Adrian Tanner Jr. as a present. Tanner and Kilroy Evans have tangled before, once in Los Angeles with Kilroy getting the win. Tanner would love to not only get that win back, but also win the top championship here in Hardkore America.

[The Thomas & Mack Center house lights dim to black as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers. Then *BOOM!* A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads. Adrian begins his walk down the ramp slapping a couple hands on the way down. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been feuding with Sly Fondell over in Australia recently. But here in Hardkore America, he's got all the back up he needs with The Un-Stable.

Phil Blauer: I've always wondered if the problem with Tanner is the jet-lag.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The jet-lag?

Phil Blauer: Sure. To him, it's like some Saturday in November. Who can concentrate on a corkscrew springboard powerplex?

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing some red shorts with gold flames, with black elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He's One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions & One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The crowd cheers. Then "No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays and the Las Vegas fans go wild. Kilroy Evans walks down to the ring waves to the fans and then slides under the ropes. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and holds his Hardkore America Heavyweight and Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belts up in the air]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans riding high recently, holding the championship he's been chasing for over a year. He's also gotta be glad he's wrestling someone who wants to wrestle for a change, as opposed to someone who wants to bash his brains in with the closest steel object.

Phil Blauer: That's a very real threat in any match for me. Tony Thunder once tried to sodomize me with my own pencil. I miss that pencil. Sometimes at night, I can still hear it's cries.

Yolanda Ando: Kilroy Evans wears a black The Tick t-shirt, blue jeans, brown belt and red, white, and blue wristbands.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent, from Attbury, South Carolina; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 253 pounds; He is One Third of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS & The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"

[The Las Vegas fans cheer for Kilroy Evans. He walks over and shakes Adrian Tanner Jr.'s hand. The grumpy Las Vegas crowd chants "That's Adorable *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* That's Adorable *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* That's Adorable *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans locks up with Adrian Tanner Jr. and positions himself so that he can apply an armbar.

[Kilroy Evans cranks up on Tanner's arm. Tanner clenches his fist but Mike Peters admonishes him to open his hand up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner takes him over by his armbarred arm with an armdrag! He returns the favor by applying an armbar to Kilroy.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into the ball of Kilroy's shoulder. He clamps down on Kilroy's elbow, while Kilroy tries to get to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy gets to his feet, and uses his armbarred arm to whip Tanner into the corner chestfirst. He follows him in with a spear to the back! Kilroy grabs him from behind with a sleeperhold.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. flails his arms trying to get to the ropes. Kilroy Evans pulls Tanner back into the center of the ring. He drops to his knees and shoots his head through Kilroy's chin with a jawbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner catches him with a headlock, and flips her over into a takedown. He grinds his wrist into Evans' temple. He rolls Kilroy on his shoulders.

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Kilroy Evans rolls Tanner into a cradle)

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls back into a headlock)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lets him go and drops a knee into Kilroy Evans' back. However, Kilroy rolls out of the way of an elbow drop. He drops Tanner with a german suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans DDTs Tanner! He runs into the ropes and baseball slide kicks him into the side of the head!

[The Las Vegas fans cheer. Kilroy Evans irish whips Adrian Tanner into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans runs into the center of the ring with a bulldog to Adrian Tanner Jr.! Evans irish whips him into the ropes but Tanner catches him looking with a corkscrew neckbreaker!

[Tanner sits up and pulls Kilroy up so he can vertical suplex him. Tanner bounces into the ropes and elbow drops him in the back. Adrian pulls Evans up and steps up on the second rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans plucks Tanner off the second rope and spinebusters him!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls Tanner up in a hanging suplex then drops him headfirst with a brainbuster!

[The fans applaud and Kilroy climbs to the top turnbuckle. He gives a shout out to the Las Vegas crowd and then 747 splashes him]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans steps on Tanner's face and bootscrapes him a few times. He pulls Tanner up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes, but he comes back with a dropkick to Kilroy's face!

[Tanner sticks his knees into Kilroy's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow submission! He pulls down on Evans' head & legs, bending his spine across his upraised knees]

Phil Blauer: Kilroy Evans being bent across Tanner's knees like that, I'm fighting everything inside me right now not to run in there and give him a rasberry on that big ole belly.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Be strong, sir.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters asking Evans if he wants to give up but it doesn't look like he wants to. Tanner releases the bow & arrow and pops a lightning fast snap suplex. He kicks his legs around and pulls him up into a second snap suplex. A third snap suplex completes the set.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips forward into a 450 legdrop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Wake Up Call!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kick out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner runs into the ropes but Kilroy takes him down with a drop toe hold. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him. Kilroy pulls him up but Tanner comes up swinging with some knife edge chops.

[Tanner rips Evans Tick shirt open and whacks him with a few more chops. Kilroy catches one of his arms and grabs the other one. He batters Tanner about the face with trapping headbutts]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Evans hitting Tanner with headbutt after headbutt. Tanner getting sick of that noise, and brings his knee up into Kilroy's groin.

Phil Blauer: What's a little nut shot between friends?

[Phil punches Guillermo in the balls. Guillermo's head pitches forward into the table. Inside the ring, Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: (in falsetto, out of breath voice) Tanner comes at him with another chop, but Kilroy ducks underneath it and full nelsons him. Release dragon suplex by Kilroy!

[Kilroy Evans applies an STF. Evans pulls back on Tanner's head, while Adrian tries to loosen his grip. Kilroy grinds his forearm back & forth across Tanner's face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking in to see if Tanner wants to tap out. Adrian finally gets over to the ropes and grabs the ropes. Kilroy Evans wraps his arm around Tanner's throat and rolls him back into the center of the ring with a rear naked choke!

[Tanner flails his arms out wildly. Kilroy Evans clamps down on Tanner's windpipe, trying to restrict any breathing. Peters crouches over the two of them, again asking Tanner if he wants to tap out]

Phil Blauer: We had a match end earlier this evening to this very move. Pick which one to win Blau-Dog's Trivia Challenge. Winners will recieve dinner for two, (myself included) at Red Lobster. Void where prohibited.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy rocks back with Tanner's head but his stablemate is not tapping. Kilroy releases him but Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold into the second turnbuckle. He climbs up on the second turnbuckle and front facelocks him. Tornado DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into Evans' back and pulls his arms back into a surfboard. He's definately going after his spinal column.

Phil Blauer: Better than his belly, you can get lost in there.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner yanks back on Kilroy's arms, nearly pulling them out of their sockets.

[Mike Peters asks Kilroy if he wants to give up but he shakes his head no. Adrian Tanner irish whips Evans into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits Evans with a flying body press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Kilroy Evans into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Kilroy reverses with his Blue Thunder Driver!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans kicks Adrian Tanner in the guts and hits a stunner! Tanner's legs pop up and Evans and turns him over into a boston crab.

[Adrian Tanner's fists ball up in pain while Evans rocks back with his legs. Tanner tries to do a push up but Evans sits his ample butt on Adrian's upper back. Tanner then attempts to crawl over to the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans pulls Adrian Tanner up and pitches him facefirst into the mat with an inverted russian legsweep!

[Evans pulls Tanner up but he ducks under a punch by Kilroy. Tanner responds with a german suplex. He pulls Kilroy up into a second german suplex, this one with a bridge]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks his arms and drops him with a tiger driver '91!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Kilroy Evans claps his legs together on Adrian's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Kilroy up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He steps through the ropes onto the apron. He hops onto the middle of the top rope and springboards off into a huracanrana into a spinning DDT!!

[The fans erupt in applause. Tanner goes for a suplex but Kilroy blocks it and reverses with a suplex of his own but just drops him on his chest! Kilroy climbs up to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans comes off with an elbow drop but there' no water in the pool! Adrian Tanner capitalizes with a release dragon suplex!

[Tanner goes for a german suplex but Kilroy back elbows him. He scoops Tanner up and drops him with a shoulderbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans drills Tanner's head into the mat with a double underhook DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy goes for a hiptoss but Tanner reverses it into an abdominal stretch. Tanner sticks his foot and pulls back on Evans' arm.

Phil Blauer: Tanner definately wearing him down, Kilroy looks like he had to walk to the mailbox right now.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner turns it into a full nelson and pitches Evans on to his face with an inverted legsweep!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Kilroy Evans into the turnbuckles. Tanner charges in but Kilroy Evans puts his boot up and kicks him right in the face! Kilroy climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes down on Tanner's chest with a big elbow]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans crouches over him and beats his brains in with vicious lefts and rights...who is this?

Phil Blauer: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa is in the ring! Kilroy has an asswhuppin coming for interfering in Arakawa's match with David Sadler.

[The Las Vegas fans boo as Arakawa grabs Kilroy from behind in a rear naked choke! Kilroy's eyes bug out of their sockets while he claws and scratches Arakawa's arm for air]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa has Kilroy Evans in his rear naked choke while Mike Peters tries to pry him off! Now Adrian Tanner, Kilroy's opponent, is stomping Arakawa about the head!

[The Thomas & Mack Center continues to boo while Arakawa squeezes the life out of Kilroy Evans. Adrian Tanner finally pulls him off of Kilroy, and pulls Arakawa up to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner floors Arakawa with a Daytripper superkick!!

[Tom Lux drags Tatsuya Arakawa out of the ring while Mike Peters threatens to have him suspended. Adrian Tanner threatens him from the ropes while Kilroy chokes and coughs on the mat behind him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner asks Kilroy if he can continue, Kilroy nods while Tom Lux drags Tatsuya Arakawa to the back. They lock up and Tanner hooks on a full nelson. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and drives Kilroy's unprotected face into the mat!!

[Adrian Tanner maintains the full nelson and sits on his back, pulling back his head & arms in a submission. Mike Peters checks in but Kilroy weakly shakes his head no]

Phil Blauer: You have to wonder how much of that rear naked choke is going to affect Kilroy Evans in this match?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rocks back with Kilroy Evans' head & arms trying to force a submission out of him. He releases the full nelson and waits for Kilroy to stand up.

[Kilroy staggers to his feet and ducks under a Daytripper kick. Kilroy responds with The Bad Touch diamond cutter!! He scoops Tanner up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kilroy Evans runs into the center of the ring and drives him into the mat with The Ultimate Thump powerslam!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

["No Rest For The Wicked" by The Bloodhound Gang plays as Kilroy Evans jumps on the second turnbuckle, celebrating]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 25 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...KILROY EVANS!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa gave Kilroy a reciept for interfering in his match earlier this evening...what!?!

[Lonewolf McNeely clubs Kilroy Evans behind the head with a chair!! "No Rest For The Wicked" stops playing as the boos drown it out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The new Hardkore West Coast Champion Lonewolf McNeely just brained Evans in the head with that chair. Tanner swings him around and starts laying into him with punches and chops. McNeely responds with a shotei upper palm strike.

[McNeely grabs an exhausted Tanner and lifts him up for a powerbomb on the chair!! He holds on to Adrian's hands & legs and gives him a second powerbomb on the steel chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lonewolf McNeely sets the chair up in the center of the ring. He presses Kilroy Evans over his head and drops him into his No Human Contact diamond cutter onto the back of the standing chair!!

[The Las Vegas fans boo. Kilroy Evans and Adrian Tanner lie motionless into the ring as Lonewolf McNeely soaks in the boos. Robert Hunglestien III, Andrew Karnage, and Andrew Sinclair rush into the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable to the rescue! Lonewolf McNeely runs for higher ground, but this is not over.
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PORTLAND, OREGON - FEBRUARY 2006

Adrian Tanner Jr. vs. Carson "Big Time" Parker

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[The shot cuts to a storage room somewhere in the arena. As the shot pulls out, it shows Kilroy Evans sitting across from an angry Robert Hunglestein III. The particular reason behind his anger is that he's tied to a folding chair.]

RH3: What the fuck do you think you're doing?!

Kilroy: You know, it took me long enough, but I figured it out.

RH3: That you loop the laces around, then go through the rabbit hole?

Kilroy: No, but thanks for reminding me.

[Kilroy quickly takes out a piece of paper and makes a few notations. He turns back to RH3]

Kilroy: No, I figured out what's going on. I mean, this whole "I'm a bad guy again, pay attention to me" stuff is pretty ridiculous. You spent, like, a year to get to this point and then decide to change your mind? I call bullshit.

RH3: Well maybe if I hadn't have been held back by the likes of you---

Kilroy: And the worst part is, you were okay now. We'd finally cleared the hurdles and become friends! You were actually funny for the first time in your life! I'm not sure I can take credit for ALL of that, but...

RH3: This is business, not a social club. Deal with it.

Kilroy: I am. That's why I tied you to the chair. So before I hand you off to Microshoker...

[RH3's eyes widen in surprise.]

Kilroy: ...I'm going to find out who brainwashed you.

RH3: What?!

Kilroy: Yep, you've obviously been brainwashed. To just throw away all that time and effort, plus my loveable company, proves you're not in your right mind.

RH3: Wouldn't it mean the opposite?

Kilroy: Quiet, I do the jokes here. So while I conveniently turn my back to you, go ahead and brainstorm about who might've warped your fragile little noggin.

[Kilroy turns around and picks up a crowbar. When he turns around, he's face to face with a standing RH3...whose arms are still tied to the chair.]

Kilroy: They grow so fast these days.

RH3: Next time, not that there will be one, you need to remember to tie the feet to the chair as well.

Kilroy: I see.

[Hunglestein rams his shoulder into Kilroy and they both go down. RH3 gets up to leave, but Kilroy rolls over and trips his feet up. Kilroy clambors onto RH3's back, and holding his head up by the hair.]

Kilroy: Oh no, you're not leaving until I've deprogrammed you! And if I can't, I'll film your special time with Microshocker and sell it to raise money so professionals can do it. If there's any left over, I'll get you a therapist, too. *looks up* Aw, nuts.

[Kilroy looks up in time to see Lonewolf McNeely arrive and spear him off of Hunglestein. RH3 gets up and finally frees himself completely and motions for McNeely to stiop pummeling Kilroy. They both leave as Kilroy struggles to an upright position.]

Kilroy: Of course you realize, this means war.

[Fade back to the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next we have another newcomer debuting in Hardkore America, against a very accomplished wrestler in Adrian Tanner Jr. Tanner was very close at times to beating his stablemate, Kilroy Evans for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship in Las Vegas. Tonight, he tries to get back to America title contention by defeating Carson "Big Time" Parker.

Phil Blauer: Rumors are that he blew his knee out and could be done for the season.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's Carson Palmer.

Phil Blauer: Check out NFL.com, asshole.

[The Rose Garden house lights dim to black as Damageplan's "Moment of Truth" booms through the speakers. Then *BOOM!* A huge blast of pyro engulfs the stage in flames. When the flames die down, Adrian Tanner Jr stands in the middle of the stage, head down, dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters on each side and an open red "metalic effect" ring jacket with the same, along with black elbow and knee pads. Adrian begins his walk down the ramp slapping a couple hands on the way down. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is trying to keep some assemblance of The Un-Stable together. He'll team with Andrew Karnage in the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup Tag Team Tournament in Palm Springs, California.

Phil Blauer: With those two tag team specialists pairing up. Some people say it's like Arn Anderson teaming with Arn Anderson. Or Arn Anderson teaming with Ole Anderson, if Ole Anderson were to learn a move beyond the armbar.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is wearing blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides with black and elbow and knee pads, white wrist bands, a black chain around his neck, white boots with "AT" in small blue letters on the back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall, and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is The Current SWAT World Tag Team Champion...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The crowd cheers while Tanner loosens up the ropes. "Big Timing" by Cash Money hits as the lights darken. Huge pyro go off and Carson Parker comes out and walks to the ring. He slides in the ring, hops onto the turnbuckle, raises his arms, then flips off and lands on his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Not much is known about Carson Parker other than he's a former USWF World Heavyweight Champion & USWF Tag Team Champion...

Phil Blauer: Obviously, "research" is a dirty word in Irish. He arrived at the University of Southern California in 1998 and immediately competed for the starting quarterback job with Mike Van Raaphorst. Van Raaphorst won, but in the ninth game of the season, Parker was named the starter, becoming only the second true freshman to ever start at quarterback for the USC Trojans.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's still Carson Palmer, Phil.

Phil Blauer: What did I say?

Yolanda Ando: Carson "Big Time" Parker short silver tights that say "Big Time" on each side. Which is convenient, because that's his name.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Las Vegas, Nevada; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...CARSON 'BIG TIME' PARKER!!!"

[The fans give him a polite reaction. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Adrian Tanner whacks into Parker's chest with some chops]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner backing Parker into the corner with a barrage of knife edge chops. Parker fires back with a few of his own, then smashes Tanner in the face with a pele kick!

[The Portland crowd pops. Carson Parker goes for a doctor bomb, but Adrian Tanner reverses with a huracanrana]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Parker and drops him to the mat with a snap suplex. He twists his legs around to pick him up into a second one, and then a third!

[Tanner irish whips Parker into the ropes, but Carson reverses the flying body press into a powerslam]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker irish whips Tanner into the ropes and catches him on the way back with a black hole slam!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker pulls Tanner upside down in a vertebreaker...he drills him headfirst!!

[Carson Parker climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star press but just hits Adrian Tanner's knees]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker staggers around and Tanner takes him out with a dropkick. Adrian takes him down with an arm drag then grabs an armbar.

[Tanner squeezes Parker's twisted arm, while Ron Reid asks him if he wants to submit. Parker shakes his head, and works his way back up to his feet. Tanner releases his arm and takes him down again, this time in a headlock]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner grinds his forearm into the side of Parker's face with that tight headlock. Parker rolls him up in a cradle!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner releases the headlock & kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Both men up to a vertical base and Parker surprises him with a superkick! He grabs him in a german suplex and drops him on the back of his head!

[Parker pulls Tanner up in a full nelson and dragon suplexes him. But he doesn't bridge, instead pulls him up into a straightjacket position]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker completes The ChimeraPlex!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker pulls Tanner up in a fireman's carry. He walks into the center of the ring and drops him on his head with a cradle shock!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker runs into the ropes, but the veteran Tanner trips him up with a drop toe hold that slings Parker's throat into the second rope. He scoops Parker up and drops him in a backbreaker.

[Tanner applies an STF on Parker. He pulls up on Parker's head while Carson claws at Tanner's arm, trying to escape. He reaches out for the ropes but Adrian has him smack dab in the middle of the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets a new grip and tries to tear Parker's head off with the STF. He releases it long enough to drop an elbow drop and then a knee into Parker's lower back.

Phil Blauer: Carson Parker's back isn't faring much better than his knee this season.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle, and waits for Parker to get to his feet. When he does, he comes off with a huracanrana but Parker reverses it into a doctor bomb]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker pulls Tanner's head into his legs and flips over into a canadian destroyer!!

[The Portland crowd pops. Parker fireman's carries Tanner up on his shoulders and then walks him over to the corner. He drops Tanner on the turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker backflips into a moonsault fallaway slam!!

[The Rose Garden cheers even louder. Parker applies a crippler crossface. He yanks up on Tanner's head & arm while Reid asks Tanner if he wants to tap out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker locks his fingers together and cinches in the crossface even harder. Tanner rolls him over into a cradle!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Carson Parker releases the crippler crossface)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Both Parker & Tanner are up to a vertical base. Tanner tries to kick Parker, but Carson catches his foot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri kick!

[Adrian Tanner irish whips Parker into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop. Carson Parker reverses with a tiger driver '91]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner claps his legs together on Parker's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner charges Parker and catches him with a tornado DDT! He scoops Parker up and drops him in another backbreaker, this time holding him against his knee in a submission.

Phil Blauer: The second generation star going to work on Carson Parker's back.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pushes down on Parker's chin and knee, bending his spine across his knee. Parker reaches up and rakes Tanner's eyes to get out of the submission. He grabs Tanner by the jaw and drops down in an RKO!

[Carson Parker climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!! The fans pop again and Ron Reid slides over to make the count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker half nelsons him, but Tanner elbows out of it. He reverse russian legsweeps Parker's face into the turnbuckle! He staggers out of the corner and Tanner catches him under the chin with The Daytripper superkick!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and front flips into 450 legdrop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Wake Up Call!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Carson Parker kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top rope for a moonsault, but Parker climbs up the ropes behind him. He hooks him up for a russian legsweep and then backflips into a C4!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker front facelocks him and lifts him up into an elevated DDT!! He lifts Tanner up in a fireman's carry then drops into a california roll!

[Carson Parker half nelsons Tanner and drops him on his head with a t-bone suplex! He pulls Tanner up but Tanner does a go behind and german suplexes him]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Carson Palmer rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tosses Palmer over the top rope to the apron. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle then plucks Palmer off the apron with a huracanrana to the floor!!

[The Rose Garden erupts as fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Adrian Tanner climbs back up onto the apron. He gets a running start then shooting star presses Parker off the apron onto the floor!! The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls Parker back into the ring and climbs to the top rope. He shooting star presses into a Fall From Grace frog splash!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Carson Parker kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Parker into the ropes but Big Time comes bounding back with a pounce! He lifts Tanner up and drives him into the mat with a uranage!

[Parker kicks Tanner in the stomach and then runs into the ropes, he drives Tanner's face into the mat with a rocker dropper]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Parker chicken wings Tanner's arm and then bends him over his back with a crossface, The Stretch of the Truth!! Tanner's arm is gonna break unless he submits, and he does!

["Big Timing" by Cash Money plays and Carson Parker celebrates on the second turnbuckle]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 14 minutes 21 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH...CARSON 'BIG TIME' PARKER!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Carson Parker scores his first big win here in Hardkore America!
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA

THE FRANK 2006

ROUND 2 (W/ROUND 1 BYE)

Andrew Sinclair & "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa (Hardkore America)
vs.
The Un-Stable [Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.] (Hardkore America)

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok fans, now it's time for the second round. These next elite eight teams will recieve a first round bye which will put the winner of this bracket at a distinct advantage over the winner of the next bracket. The first match is a match that has been the most talked about of the tournament. Andrew Sinclair, Adrian Tanner Jr., and Andrew Sinclair used to be in a stable...

Phil Blauer: Known as Triple A. Their babyface gimmick was to pick up stranded old ladies and help them change tires and get their doors open when they lock their keys inside. They turned heel by telling you such services weren't covered under your particular plan.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No, known as The Un-Stable. After Robert Hunglestien III left the group, Andrew Sinclair left as well.

Phil Blauer: Yes, he lost his zeal for life?

Guillermo O'Bannon: His zeal?

Phil Blauer: Yes, his zeal. His zest, his zip. With out Bobby Hunglow, Sinclair felt he couldn't leave up to the leader role. You see, Andy Sin and I are tight, like brothers. Or paisans. Amigos...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Get to the point, Phil. Jason the audio guy wants to play Arakawa's music.

Phil Blauer: He told me that the brief amount of time that Karnage, Kilroy, and Tanner looked to him as their leader, he wasn't his usual cheerful self.

[Jason the audio guy gets tired of waiting and plays "Bomb Idea" by Mad Capsule Markets. The fans boo as Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa walk out with Tom Lux]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair & Tatsuya Arakawa are the #1 seeded team of this tournament, which is quite an accomplishment considering the 24 tandems of top wrestlers in this thing. But in order for that to mean anything, they have to get past two of the top tag team wrestlers in the World.

Yolanda Ando: Tatsuya Arakawa wears blood red biker MMA style tights with Japanese lettering for "Saikyo Terrorist" on the rear in black, high below the knee black boots, black TRACE kneepads, black wrist tape, and wears a "Tatsuya Arakawa - SAIKYO KENKA MICHI" t-shirt to the ring. The Hardkore Nippon Brass Knuckles title belt is strapped around his waist. Sinclair walks down to the ring wearing his wrestling trunks under a knee-length black and white Kobashi-style velvet robe. He also wears a black head band that trails down to his waist. Before entering the ring, he drops the robe and headband, revealing a long sleeve black t-shirt with the words "Straight Shooter" on the front and "Internationally Infamous" on the back in silver. He wears black bicycle-short-style wrestling trunks that have a stylized white revolver emblazoned across the ass.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following second round tag team match scheduled for one fall and a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first representing Hardkore America; Accompanied to the ring by Tom Lux; First from Shimo-tsuga-gun, Tochigi, Japan; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 264 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE NIPPON BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION...'THE SAIKYO TERRORIST' TATSUYA ARAKAWA!! His partner is from Sacramento, California; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER' ANDREW SINCLAIR!!

[The fans boo. Andrew Sinclair drops his shirt and starts stretching on the ropes. "I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the fans erupt. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. and they slap the Palm Springs fans' hands on the way down to the ring. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Phil Blauer: Oh, almost got me. I'm kidding of course, I'm fine, fans.

Guillermo O'Bannon: These two are the top tag team wrestlers in the World teaming up. Could it be like Arn & Eaton?

Phil Blauer: Or Jannety & Stan Lane?

Guillermo O'Bannon: While both of these guys are known primarily for their tag team accomplishments, Andrew Karnage is a former Xtreme World Wrestling League Heavyweight Champion, Ultra Wrestling Confederacy World Champion, World Wrestling On-Line World Champion, IWA Deathmatch Champion, and IWA International Champion. Adrian Tanner Jr. is a former Ring Syndicate Australian Heavyweight Champion, Ring Syndicate Australian Statewide Champion, Unified SWAT Australian Statewide Champion, CWA Television Champion.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He holds the SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his right shoulder and his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents represent Hardkore America; Featuring first, from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!

[The fans cheer Tanner & Karnage. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Adrian Tanner Jr. & Andrew Sinclair leave the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa opens with a wild flurry of punches to Andrew Karnage's face, and the AK-47 backs into the corner. Arakawa lays into him with a series of vicious chops.

[Karnage fires back with a few chops of his own and tosses Arakawa into the corner. He cracks Arakawa with a couple stiff vader forearm smashes that drops him into a sitting position]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage bootscrapes Arakawa's face a few times then twists into a facewash! He grabs Arakawa by the hair and headbutts the back of his head several times. Arakawa responds with a uraken spinning backhand. He tags in Andrew Sinclair.

[Arakawa & Sinclair back Andrew Karnage into the corner and switch off with stiff kicks to Karnage's stomach. Andrew Sinclair tosses him across the ring with a karelin lift]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair northern lights suplexes Andrew Karnage!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage lifts his shoulder)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair tosses Karnage over his shoulder with a rolling ipponzei judo throw. He lifts Karnage in a fireman's carry, but Karnage falls on his feet behind Sinclair. Sambo suplex by the AK-47!

[The Palm Springs fans come alive! Andrew Karnage applies a masterlock to the back of Sinclair's neck and then starts spinning him round & round]

Phil Blauer: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lets Andrew Sinclair drop to the mat! Karnage runs into the ropes, but Sinclair ducks underneath the Nightmare Lariot! German suplex by The Straight Shooter!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair tags in Tatsuya Arakawa. Sinclair atomic drops Andrew Karnage on the top turnbuckle, and then pulls him upside down into a tree of woe. Arakawa & Sinclair get a running start and double baseball slide kick Karnage in the head!!

[The audience reacts with an "OH!!!" and Karnage falls to the mat, his leg twitching slightly. Arakawa irish whips Andrew Karnage into the ropes and catches him in the chest with a yakuza kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa front facelocks Karnage, but Karnage lifts him up into a fireman's carry. He runs into the center of the ring with a death valley driver!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Arakawa up in a chokeslam then drops him on his knee in a Choke-Breaker!!

[Karnage goes over to his corner to tag in Adrian Tanner Jr., but Arakawa catches him by the foot and applies an ankle lock with a heel hold. Arakawa wrenches Karnage's foot to the side]

Phil Blauer: Karnage was almost able to tag out. But like my last girlfriend told me "Close isn't gonna get me to leave my husband you limp dick loser."

Yolanda Ando: Ok, I was a little drunk.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa twists Karnage's ankle and tries to break it. Karnage rolls over on to his back, and kicks Arakawa off. He irish whips Arakawa into the ropes, and belly to belly suplexes him over his head!

[Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. and Hardkore Hall explodes. Andrew Karnage atomic drops Arakawa on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the second turnbuckle behind Arakawa. Tanner backdrop superplexes Arakawa onto Karnage's knee]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The double team manuever they call YOU DIE NOW!!

Phil Blauer: A great way for Karnage to blow out his knee.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. armdrags Tatsuya Arakawa over into an armbar. He clamps down on Arakawa's bent elbow, trying to pull his shoulder out of it's socket.

[Tanner sticks his knee into Arakawa's shoulder, pulling up on his arm. He turns it into a headlock on the mat. He grinds his forearm into Arakawa's temple. He presses Arakawa's shoulder to the mat]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls him into a cradle)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa snap mares Tanner over and tags him with two roundhouse kicks to his spine. He kneels behin him and applies a stretch plum! He pulls back on the head & arm of Adrian Tanner Jr., while the fans here in Hardkore Hall let him have it.

[Adrian Tanner tries to rake Arakawa's eyes but he can't reach. Arakawa wrenches back on his head again just for trying. Arakawa rolls over top of him and applies a kneeling wakigatame. Arakawa yanks back on Tanner's extended arm, trying to tear his shoulder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. trapped in that wakigatame armbar, reaching out towards the ropes. Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him back down into a jujigatame cross armbar. He rows back on Tanner's extended arm, trying to hyperextend his elbow.

[Ron Reid asks Tanner if he wants to submit but he shakes his head no. Arakawa rows back on his arm one more time and then tags in Andrew Sinclair. They both grab an arm a piece and apply a double jujigatame armbar]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid lays in the count and makes Sinclair & Arakawa break it at five. Sinclair remains and hangs on to his jujigatame. He rows back on Adrian Tanner Jr.'s arm.

[Tanner stomps his feet into the mat in pain. Sinclair sits up, smiles at Adrian and falls back again on his arm. Tanner gets to his feet, and so does Sinclair. He drops down into a fujiwara armbar on Adrian]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair pulls up on Tanner's shoulder & exposed elbow. Tanner cries out in pain, as Sinclair tries to get him to tap out with the wakigatame! Tanner rolls forward and kicks Sinclair in the face. Tanner takes to the skies with a dropkick!

[The fans cheer. Adrian Tanner Jr. front facelocks Sinclair and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Tanner tornado DDTs Sinclair! He hooks Sinclair's leg]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Sinclair into the ropes, but Sinclair comes back with a running boot to the face! He tags in Tatsuya Arakawa. They both lie out Adrian Tanner's arms out while he's on his stomach. Arakawa & Sinclair double kneedrop the backs of his elbows.

[Tatsuya Arakawa grabs Tanner around the waist with a deadlift german suplex! Tanner is folded like an accordian, Tatsuya Arakawa pulls him up by the hair and hits him with a high kick to head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa slaps Tanner in the face with a left then another slap with his right hand. Tatsuya Arakawa tags him with a spinning chop, then he kicks him in the ribs. Arakawa bounces off the ropes and hits him with a yakuza kick!

[Arakawa irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but he comes back with a flying body press]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa rolls him over)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa gets to his feet, but Tanner trips him with a drop toe hold that pitches him throatfirst into the second rope! Arakawa staggers up and Adrian Tanner lifts him up into a brainbuster!

[Andrew Karnage climbs to the second turnbuckle, and Adrian Tanner Jr. atomic drops Arakawa's legs onto Karnage's shoulders. Karnage jumps off with a black tiger bomb!! Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. flips off into a Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!

Phil Blauer: Who flipped me off?

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage double underhooks his arms and lifts him up into a Tiger Buster!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage begs Arakawa to get up and when he does, Andrew Karnage drops him on his head with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!!

[Karnage pulls him up into a waistlock, but Arakawa back elbows him. He tattoos him with a rolling solebutt kick! Tatsuya Arakawa climbs up to the second turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa kneedrops Karnage in the chest from the second rope!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Arakawa irish whips him into the ropes, but Karnage ducks under a clothesline. He hooks on a kataha-jime and drops Arakawa on his skull with a brainbuster!!

[The audience erupts. Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Andrew Karnage lifts Arakawa up in a powerbomb, but Tanner backflips into a moonsault reverse DDT off of Karnage's shoulders]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Blind Man's Bluff!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair stomps Tanner's back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. german suplexes Tatsuya Arakawa!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner goes for a huracanrana, but Arakawa reverses it and high angle MASSIVE powerbombs him!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Tanner up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry, but then drops his face on his shoulder with the Go 2 Sleep!!

[Tanner rolls around the mat clutching his face. He gets up and tries to kick Arakawa, but he catches Tanner's boot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri kick! The fans cheer wildly, and he tags in Andrew Karnage]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage flips Arakawa over in a gory special and leans forward, Tanner hooks his head and hits a roll the dice neckbreaker as Karnage swings with Tatsuya and drops them with a swinging gory bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Tatsuya Arakawa kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage flips Arakawa over in an exploder '98! Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes, but Arakawa comes back with a jumping knee attack right under his chin!

[Hardkore Hall boos. Tatsuya Arakawa irish whips Karnage into the turnbuckles. He grabs Karnage's hair, then throws some high muay thai style kneelifts to the stomach, and ends the combo with a kneelift to jaw]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage comes out of the corner and grabs Arakawa around the neck and flips him over into a head & arm suplex!

[The fans cheer. Arakawa stands up and ducks under a forearm, and backdrop drivers Karnage onto the back of his head! Arakawa tags in Andrew Sinclair. Arakawa hits Karnage with a left roundhouse kick to the face while Sinclair does a left roundhouse kick to the back of the head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Requiem for a CroCop!!

Phil Blauer: I miss the Bruno Nelson.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair lifts Karnage up into a fireman's carry and then drills him on the top of his head with a death valley driver!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair waistlocks Karnage, but Karnage back elbows him. He scoops Sinclair up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker!

[Andrew Karnage turns Sinclair over into a single leg boston crab! He yanks back on the leg, but stands on the back of Sinclair's head. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage leans as far back as he can with Sinclair's leg, then stomps the back of his head! Tatsuya Arakawa runs into the ring and blasts Karnage in the chest with a stiff kick! Sinclair staggers up to his feet, and wheelbarrow suplexes him!

[The Palm Springs fans boo Sinclair as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Andrew Karnage springs to life and flips him over into an owendriver iconoclasm]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spinal Fusion Driver!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr-(Andrew Sinclair gets his foot on the bottom rope)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr., who climbs to the apron. Karnage flips Sinclair forward as Tanner hits him with a springboard missle dropkick!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Sinclair kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner grabs Sinclair by the hair and tosses him over the ropes to the floor below! He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and hits Sinclair in the face with a springboard senton!!

[The crowd erupts in cheers. Adrian Tanner climbs back up onto the top turnbuckle, and flips off into a corkscrew 180 bodypress on Sinclair on the floor!! The Palm Springs fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the apron but is blindsided by a stiff shot from Tatsuya Arakawa. Arakawa DDTs him off the apron to the concrete below!!

[The audience boos as Tanner lies there in a pool of his own blood. Tatsuya Arakawa helps Andrew Sinclair to his feet. Sinclair slams Tanner's spine into the guardrail with a uranage]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair rolls Tanner back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle! He flies off in a Bombs Away kneedrop but Tanner rolls out of the way!!

[The crowd roars as Sinclair rolls around clutching his kneecap. Adrian Tanner Jr. capitalizes with a fisherman's suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sure Shot!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. Tanner smacks Sinclair upside the head with The Daytripper superkick and Karnage nails him in the back of the head with a Nightmare Lariot!! Nightmare Trip!

Phil Blauer: That's nothing like my 9 hour flight with the cast of Skating with Celebrities!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Tatsuya Arakawa stomps Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Sinclair up on his shoulders into a human torture rack, bending his spine across his massive shoulders. He drops down to his knees into a derailer! Karnage stands back up and racks Sinclair's back again.

[Karnage bounces Sinclair's back across his shoulders for a while and then swings him around into a hangman's neckbreaker!! Karnage pulls him up for a suplex, but Sinclair blocks it with his calf]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair reverses with a hanging vertical suplex and then drops his face on his knee, with the Go To (the) ER!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair dragon suplexes Karnage!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage rolls out of the way of a falling headbutt. Karnage gut wrenches him up onto his shoulder and runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage claps his legs together on his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage double underhooks Sinclair's arms, but Sinclair backdrops him. Sinclair scoops him up into a northern lights bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair tags in Tatsuya Arakawa. Sinclair knees Karnage in the stomach, dropping him to all fours. Tatsuya runs off the ropes with a soccer kick to his face!

[The audience lets out a collective "OH!!!" Tatsuya Arakawa pulls Karnage up by the hair and irish whips him into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa hits him with Aki Lariot!! He stares stoically at the camera afterwards...and doesn't notice Andrew Karnage no-selling it behind him!!

[Karnage stands up and brushes himself off behind Tatsuya Arakawa while the audience roars. Arakawa notices the pop and turns around just in time to get his head taken off with a Nightmare Lariot!!! The crowd chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" and Karnage rolls him over]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Sinclair stomps his back)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Sinclair slams Karnage into the mat with an STO! Tatsuya Arakawa moves in for the kill with a rear naked choke!!

[Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Tatsuya Arakawa leans back on the choke, clamping his forearm against Karnage's throat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs in and stomps Arakawa, breaking up the rear naked choke! Andrew Sinclair runs into the ring and knocks Tanner out of the ring with a running knee!

[Tatsuya Arakawa lifts Karnage up into a fireman's carry, but Karnage slips onto his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage irish whips Arakawa into the ropes and lays him out with Requiem for a Nightmare Lariat!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

[Ron Reid signals for the bell, and "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through Palm Springs Convention Center. The crowd roars as Karnage & Tanner raise their arms]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE THIRD ROUND...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. show that familiarity doesn't always breed...Tatsuya Arakawa jumps Andrew Karnage from behind!

[Audience boos and Andrew Sinclair lays out an exhausted Tanner with a uraken! Tatsuya Arakawa reapplies the rear naked choke and timekeeper Ron De La O rings the bell over & over]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tatsuya Arakawa not finished with the AK-47, not by a sight, but this match is over!

Phil Blauer: Don't they hear the bell ringing??

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage not moving anymore as Arakawa continues to strangle him with his forearm.

[Hardkore Hall erupts as Kilroy Evans runs down to the ring with a trash can. Sinclair taps Arakawa on the shoulder, but Arakawa doesn't respond]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sinclair pulls Arakawa off of Karnage but not before getting slammed in the back with a trash can by Kilroy Evans!

[The Palm Springs audience throws trash and debris at the departing Tatsuya Arakawa & Andrew Sinclair, as Kilroy Evans & Adrian Tanner Jr. demand medical attention for Andrew Karnage]
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 2006

THE FRANK - ROUND 3

The Un-Stable [Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.] (Hardkore America)
vs.
The Extreme Express (Rated X & "The Master of the Powerslam" Paul Soutter) [Hardkore America]

=========================

[Fade up on Phil Blauer fixing Matt Boone's nose after the attack by John Bozzini. Matt is crying]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: And...then...he...took...the...mic..and...he...he...beat me with it!

[Boone bursts into tears]

Phil Blauer: There, there Matthew. Sometimes being a news hawk means getting your talons dirty and your feathers ruffled. This happens to me all the time. Tobey McGuire beat me until I pissed myself cause I asked him how many more gay cowboy movies he was gonna make before Spiderman III.

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's true. But why did you save the pants?

Phil Blauer: It's for the lawsuit...and E-bay.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up next is the beginning of the quarterfinals. Our first match is sure to be a classic, as two storied veterans lock horns, yet again. The Un-Stable is set to take on The Extreme Express

["I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the fans, still getting to their seats after the intermission, rush to their seats. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. wrestled for nearly a half hour in the second round against the highly touted team of "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa & "The Straight Shooter" Andrew Sinclair. Hopefully they gained back some of their strength during this long intermission, or they're sitting ducks for The Extreme Express. But you can't discount the conditioning advantage Tanner & Karnage have over Rated X & Paul Soutter.

Phil Blauer: In fact, Karnage is so "conditioned", he broke up the locker room before weeping in a pile on the floor.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He holds the SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his right shoulder and his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Quarterfinal Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, representing Hardkore America; Hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions... ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!

[The Palm Springs audience roars. Then "Start the Riot" by Atari Teenage Riot plays and the fans erupt. Soutter walks out first, slapping the hands of the reaching fans. Rated X drags his dented bloody chair with a white "X" painted across it, with white burn gauze wrapped around his shoulder & neck]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X got t-bone superplexed into a full nelson driver onto a burning Goji-chair, and it looks like he's still feeling the effects of it. If there's one thing you don't wanna do, is show either of The Un-Stable any weakness.

Phil Blauer: Something else you don't wanna do, is leave your lunch in the Hardkore World fridge. I even put my name on it this time. That was my Mom's homemade spaghetti...she's not well, so I think it was mostly ketchup & macaroni.

[Soutter uses his ring vest to wipe ketchup off of his chin]

Yolanda Ando: Soutter wears black trunks with the straps coming up over each shoulder and has red boots on. Rated X wears black trunks. Black boots. Black mask with a white X on it. His chest, arms, and back covered in Yakuza style tattoos.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents, representing Hardkore America; From Melbourne, Australia; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 428 pounds...'THE MASTER OF THE POWERSLAM' PAUL SOUTTER!! His partner is from Parts Unknown; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 245 pounds...RATED X!! They are THE EXTREME EXPRESS!!"

[The crowd roars as all four men lock eyes. Andrew Karnage goes over some last minute details, and Soutter & Rated X sneak attack them]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X rolls Andrew Karnage up in a small package!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter battering Adrian Tanner Jr. with a deluge of devastating forearms to his back. Rated X irish whips Karnage but Karnage catches Soutter in the chest with a yakuza kick!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. cracks Rated X in his chest with a few hard chops. He then peels back some of Rated X's medical gauze and open handed slaps his burned shoulder]

Phil Blauer: In this very building, back in December, Adrian Tanner Jr. had a brutal battle with Rated X, which left him the loser and a bloody mess. He'd like to get some revenge for that.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage also had a gory classic with him in Portland, and said Rated X has some payback coming for the barbed wire camel clutch. Adrian Tanner hauls back and whacks him with another karate chop to his burned collarbone!

Phil Blauer: Rated X's face is a mask of pain...and leather.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X responds with a tomahawk chop to the top of his head. He hits Tanner with another one to the face that drops him, then X goes to work kicking and stomping him. Meanwhile Soutter shoots Andrew Karnage into the ropes and gives him a Nightmare Lariot of his own!!

[Soutter runs around the ring, mocking the AK-47. Soutter picks Adrian Tanner Jr. up and squashes him with a belly to belly suplex! He makes the cover]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X lifts Andrew Karnage up in a human torture rack, but Karnage slips out of the Palm Springs Driver and applies a standing kataha-jime...he drops him on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!

[Rated X rolls around clutching his burned shoulder & neck. Soutter goes for a belly to back suplex, but Tanner reverses it into a headlock takedown. Andrew Karnage moves in for the kill with a giant octopus]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter all wrapped up in that giant octopus, while Ron Reid asks him if he wants to give it up. Meanwhile, Adrian Tanner Jr. vertical suplexes Rated X.

Phil Blauer: Paul Soutter's girth is too much for someone to giant octopus.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Only in wrestling would that be a verb. Paul Soutter hiptosses Andrew Karnage over, and then irish whips him into the ropes. Soutter catches him with a hard spinebuster!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. by the hair and tosses him through the ropes into the guardrail! Rated X then shoots Karnage into the ropes, and back body drops him high into the air. Paul Soutter catches him and drops him into an atomic drop!!

[Andrew Karnage does the "my ass hurts" walk for a few steps and then falls]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I have a reoccuring dream that I leave Jeff Hardy's room like that. Hell, even Matt Hardy would do, and he sounds like Forrest Gump at the dentist.

Yolanda Ando: It sounds more fun than it is, kid.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter grabs Andrew Karnage around the head and bulldogs him in the center of the ring! Meanwhile on the floor, Rated X piledrives Adrian Tanner Jr. on the cement!!

[The Palm Springs audience pops, and Tanner rolls over with his head bleeding, and his leg twitching. Rated X pulls him up by the hair and irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the railing hard]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter northern lights suplexes Andrew Karnage!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up a table by the apron, and then rolls Tanner onto the side of the ring. He gets up there and pulls Tanner up into a powerbomb, but a bloody Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana off the apron through the table!!

[Hardkore Hall cheers. Tanner climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Paul Soutter to turn around]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. flies off with a flying body press on The Master of the Powerslam!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Paul Soutter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage rolls outside the ring and butterflies Rated X's arms, and then drops him headfirst with a Tiger Buster on the concrete!!

[Karnage rolls Rated X back into the ring. Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee into Paul Soutter's back and pulls his arms back in a painful surfboard. Andrew Karnage applies a masterlock to the back of Rated X's burned neck]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage spins Rated X round & round in a masterlock to that injured neck of the former Hardkore World Champion! Adrian Tanner also has Soutter in a submission hold, jerking back on Soutter's pudgy limbs. Now Karnage pulls Rated X's head into his knees, and Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle. Andrew Karnage lifts Rated X up into a powerbomb, and Tanner comes in with the hart attack clothesline!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage turns Rated X over into a single leg boston crab. Ron Reid checks in to see if he submits, and Karnage takes the opportunity to stomp his burned neck!

[Rated X screams in agony as Karnage yanks back on his leg while standing on his neck. Soutter breaks it up with a running double ax handle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X gets to his feet, but a bleeding Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs his mask. X wails back with a sharp elbow that busts open Tanner's nose. Tanner responds with a standing dropkick that sends Rated X tumbling.

[Andrew Karnage grabs Soutter by the back of the hair and delivers a series of hard headbutts to the back of his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tries to lift Soutter but he's too heavy. Soutter responds with a few kneelifts to his stomach and then his groin. Soutter lifts him up into a powerbomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Rated X, but X reverses it and shoots Tanner into the ropes. Tanner ducks under Rated X's clothesline but nearly gets his head taken off with a big boot from Paul Soutter!!

[A fan throws a cheese grater into the ring, and Rated X picks it up and smiles. He drops it and front facelocks Andrew Karnage]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X DDTs Karnage on the cheese grater!!

Phil Blauer: Now Karnage is busted open. Shocker!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Word around the locker room is that blood is worth more than gold, since it will make you stronger.

Guillermo O'Bannon: You mean blood doping? Where you get a blood transfusion of someone else's blood?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You're supposed to get a transfusion? No wonder drinking three pints of it didn't do anything but make me vomit like Lindsay Lohan.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up his X Chair in the center of the ring and then drops Karnage's back on the back of that standing chair with a swinging powerbomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter irish whips Adrian Tanner and goes for another Soutterbuster, but Tanner reverses it with a tornado DDT! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and flips over Rated X with a blockbuster neckbreaker!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. backdrop suplexes Rated X's burned neck onto Andrew Karnage's outstretched knee]

Guillermo O'Bannon: YOU DIE NOW!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Rated X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage hammerlocks Rated X's arm behind him and then running powerslams him on his chicken winged arm! Karnage applies a crippler crossface with a chicken wing to his other arm.

[Rated X screams in pain as Andrew Karnage pulls up on both his arms. Meanwhile, Adrian Tanner irish whips Soutter but he reverses it. Soutter catches him on the way back with a tiltawhirl into a sidewalk slam]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter Walk Slam!! Andrew Karnage pulls up on Rated X's injured shoulder & neck with that Pain Killer EX, but Soutter breaks it up with some stomps. Soutter pulls Karnage up and headbutts him.

[Rated X inverted facelocks a bleeding Karnage and then lifts him up with a reverse suplex, into a neckbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Black Out!! The move that ended Karnage's match with Cyrus Williams for the Hardkore World Championship, could it end this one?

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter waistlocks Adrian Tanner Jr. while Rated X climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Rated X catches Tanner with a flying bulldog while Soutter smashes him into the mat with a wheelbarrow facefirst slam!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X sets up his X Chair and then lifts Andrew Karnage up in a human torture rack, then flips him over into a Palm Springs Driver onto that standing chair!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Soutter climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and then jumps down into a bonzai drop to Karnage's chest!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. and swings around him around into a hangman's neckbreaker onto the back of that standing X Chair!!

[The audience cheers as Tanner clutches the back of his head, blood running out from his nose. Rated X sets up a table in the corner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X irish whips Andrew Karnage, but AK-47 reverses it and shoots X through the table!! X stumbles out and Karnage alabama slams him back into the table rubble!!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Soutter into the ropes and catches him under the chin with a Daytripper superkick!! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. backflips into a shooting star frog splash!! The Fall From Grace!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Rated X stomps the back of Adrian Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops Rated X on his head with a wristclutch fisherman's buster!!

[Rated X staggers up and gets smacked upside the head with a Daytripper superkick, but before he can fall Andrew Karnage flips him upside down with a Nightmare Lariot]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Soutter legdrops the back of Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drops Soutter with The Revolver flatliner!!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Soutter into the ropes and Andrew Karnage smashes him in the chest with a Nightmare Lariot!! Karnage makes the cover]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

[The crowd roars as "I'm the One" by Static X plays throughout the Palm Springs Convention Center. A blood drenched Karnage asks for a towel from Ron Reid and then gives it to Adrian Tanner for his nose]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 17 minutes 39 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE SEMI-FINALS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. get a rare win over Rated X with his partner, Paul Soutter. They go on to the semis to take on the winner of our next match, the Hardkore World Tag Team Champions L.S.D. against The Platinum Sensationalists.

[Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. walk past the curtain, leaving Rated X and Paul Soutter in the ring. Rated X asks Soutter "What the hell was that?"]

Soutter: "What do you mean what the hell was that? I got bloody pinned, where the hell were you?"

Rated X: "Look fat man. I'm the one who won the last one, can you pull some of your bulbous weight?"

Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks as though The Extreme Express is playing the blame game, which is never good for any team.

Soutter: "Speaking of fat, I'm tired of your fat ego."

Rated X: "Oh...ok."

[Rated X cracks Paul Soutter in the head with the chair!! The audience reacts with surprise and confusion. Rated X hauls back and smashes his back with the X Chair once again]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X just turned on his partner! He takes that cheese grater and bloodies Paul Soutter with it!! He grabs a broom from Matt Boone...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey!! I was pretending I was a witch!

[Rated X breaks the broom handle over Soutter's skull!! He takes the pointy end and pulls down the back of Soutter's trunks]

Phil Blauer: YIKES!! That was more than I wanted to see of the Centre of Attention!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X about to do a re-make of OZ here...

[James Fierce and The Shootfighter run down to the ring, with The Shootfighter waving his stainless steel cane]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The K.G.B. comes to the rescue...Shootfighter smashes Rated X across his burned shoulder with that steel pole!!

[Rated X escapes out of the ring and kicks the railing in frustration]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X leaves but we haven't seen the last of these two. Probably at Palm Springs Punishment.
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 2006

THE FRANK - SEMI-FINALS

The Un-Stable [Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.] (Hardkore America)
vs.
The Platinum Sensationalists (Platinum Pat Bozzini& Shawn Styles)

=============================

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's been a long haul but sit tight fans, this is the second to last match of the tournament. The match to decide who will face Praised or Persecuted in the finals of the tournament, The Un-Stable vs. The Platinum Sensationalists!

["I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the Palm Springs fans erupt. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. Both men have a large piece of white medical gauze taped to their forehead. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. are definately the fans favorites in this one, huh, Phil?

Phil Blauer: (can't hear) No, it barely even itches anymore. See?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rated X and Paul Soutter definately took a chunk out of these two. They had one of the most helacious matches of the Quarterfinals.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He holds the SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his right shoulder and his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Semi-Final Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, representing Hardkore America; Hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions... ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

[The Palm Springs fans nearly blow the roof off of Hardkore Hall. Andrew Karnage loosens up his lariotin arm. Then all the lights in the arena go out. The Palm Springs Convention Center remains black for a few moments before the sound of a pounding kickdrum and bass guitar can be heard throughout the arena. When the guitar kicks in with the drums and bass, strobe lights begin to flash one after the other on the entrance way at either side. As the lights flash, a dark image can be seen at one end of the stage of a figure standing with his legs spread apart and both hands raised high in the air. On the other side of the stage, another black figure can be seen, this one with his legs spread apart and one hand raised high in the air with the other resting at his side and his head hung down low. Just then a massive explosion of pyrotechnics go off at the center of the stage in between the two figures as "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed starts to blare out on the PA. The lights in the arena brighten a bit and reveal that the two figures on each side of the stage are Platinum Pat Bozzini and The Sensational Shawn Styles. The two superstars meet at center stage and both begin to walk slowly down to the ring, staring straight ahead and remaining focused on the match at hand. Once at the ring, they slide inside and stand side by side striking their poses as they did on the stage just moments ago]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Platinum Pat Bozzini also has his head bandaged after the brutal attack from Lucifer Jones with that glass bottle and that chair.

Phil Blauer: Welcome to Hardkore World, Patrick.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Now he has to take on a new kind of competitor, the stiff style of Andrew Karnage and the high flying acrobatics of Adrian Tanner Jr.

Yolanda Ando: Pat's got on some black boots with black laces, tight pants that are black on one leg and silver on the other. On one side of the pants the word "Platinum" is written in the color platinum and on the other leg there is a image of a roaring cerberus, also in the color platinum. On the butt of his pants is the word "Platinum Sensationalists" written in black lettering. He has his forehead bandaged. Black elbow pads, both hands and wrists taped like a boxer with black tape. Shawn Styles wears black boots with black laces, He's got vinyl pants that are black on one leg and silver on the other. On one side of the pants the word "Styles" is written in the color platinum and on the other leg there is a image of a "Super Man" logo also in the same platinum color, black wrist bands which are worn over each elbow, black and silver batting gloves worn on each hand.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents represent GCW; First from Calgary, Alberta, Canada; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...'THE SENSATIONAL' SHAWN STYLES!! His partner is from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; The Current UCW Triple Crown World Heavyweight Champion...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!! They are PLATINUM SENSATIONALISTS!!"

[Mike Peters signals for the bell. Shawn Styles and Adrian Tanner Jr. elect to start out. Adrian Tanner takes Shawn Styles over into an armdrag]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner applies an armbar to Styles, pulling back on his forearm while sticking his knee into the ball of his shoulder. Styles grabs a handful of Tanner's hair but Peters gives him to the count of five to break it.

[Shawn Styles gets to his feet with Tanner still hanging on to his arm. Tanner grabs Styles in a headlock. He grinds his forearm into Tanner's chest]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner takes him over to the mat. But Styles takes him over in a scissors hold. Tanner kips up but Styles ducks under a punch. Styles belly to back suplexes him.

[Shawn Styles runs into the ropes and hops up to the middle of the second rope and backflips into a dropkick!! The Palm Springs audience breaks out into applause]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles goes for a piledriver but Adrian Tanner Jr. backdrops out of it. Adrian locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper with his hands locked around Styles' head. Mike Peters asks Styles if he wants to submit.

[Adrian rolls and hits a modified roll the dice! Adrian's hand is still around Style's head. Adrian locks on a headscissors, then uses his free hand to grab Styles' left arm, and uses both arms to wrench the left arm back, while still holding the headscissors]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Problem Solver (v1.0)!! Tanner pulls back on both of Shawn Styles' arms. Mike Peters asks him if wants to give it up, but it will take alot for him to wanna give up 10 million dollars.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. releases The Problem Solver and irish whips Styles into the corner so hard he falls on his ass. He tags in Andrew Karnage. Boot scrapes by Karnage in corner, followed by a corner dropkick to the face from Tanner! The fans pop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pulls Styles up by the hair and gives him a melee of headbutts to the back of his head. He drops Shawn Styles on to the back of his neck with a high angle backdrop driver!!

[The crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage bounces into the ropes and goes for the Nightmare Lariot, but Styles bridges back into a matrix duck. When Karnage comes back from the other side, Shawn Styles catches him with an overhead belly to belly suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles waits to for Karnage to get up, and when he does, hits him on the button with a standing dropkick!

[Shawn Styles tags in "Platinum" Pat Bozzini. Shawn Styles executes an inverted atomic drop. Once he finishes the move, he still holds on to Andrew Karnage, setting him up for a middle rope corkscrew elbow from Platinum Pat]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini armdrags Karnage, then a second one sends him across the ring. Bozzini gut wrench suplexes Karnage, then gut wrenches him the second. A third! A fourth!

[Pat Bozzini goes for a piledriver, but Andrew Karnage reverses it into an alabama slammer!! He flips forward into a cradle]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies a masterlock to the back of Pat Bozzini's neck, and then spins him round & round!

[Bozzini's feet swing in the air for a while and then Karnage drops him. Karnage waits for Bozzini to get to his feet and then charges him. Bozzini catches him and drops Karnage's throat on the top rope! The fans boo Bozzini and then he tags in Shawn Styles]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Platinum Sensationalists and double cradle suplex Andrew Karnage! Shawn Styles hops onto the middle turnbuckle and then riccochets into a split legged moonsault!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles half nelsons Andrew Karnage and t-bone suplexes him on his head!

[Andrew Karnage no-sells it and stands right back up behind Shawn Styles. Unbeknownst to Styles, who thinks the crowd pop is for him, Karnage cracks his neck and then gives The Sensational One a t-bone suplex of his own!! The fans chant "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage chicken wings Styles' arm behind him, and then running powerslams him on his hammerlocked arm!

[Shawn Styles clutches his arm, rolling around the mat. Andrew Karnage applies a half nelson and chicken wings his other arm. He tiger suplexes Styles on his shoulder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage applies a crippler crossface with a chicken wing that he calls The Pain Killer EX!

Phil Blauer: The Un-Stable targeting Styles' arm like tobacco companies target pre-schools. Truth...pass it on.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls up on Styles' head & arms. Mike Peters asks him if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Karnage releases The Pain Killer EX and tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. Karnage locks on a crippler crossface, while Tanner does an STF variation, bridging and grabbing the arm that's not locked by Karnage. Problem Killer ES!!

[Mike Peters counts for five of the longest seconds of Shawn Styles' life before forcing The Un-Stable to break the double submission. Adrian Tanner Jr. drives Styles' face into the turnbuckle with a stroke]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kneedrops the back of Shawn Styles' elbow. He pulls Styles up in a powerbomb, but Styles spins around his shoulders and cradles him into a victory roll!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles fisherman's suplexes Adrian Tanner!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles steps through the ropes and waits for Tanner to get to his feet. When he does, Styles jumps off into a springboard huracanrana!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Styles tags in "Platinum" Pat Bozzini. Styles lifts Tanner up in a back suplex, and Bozzini catches him in a reverse DDT on the way down!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini tosses Tanner around with a swinging sambo suplex. Bozzini shoots Tanner into the ropes and nails Tanner between the eyes with The Technicality flying forearm!

[Pat Bozzini pulls onto the middle of the top rope, and leaps into a springboard frog splash, but Tanner puts his knees up into Bozzini's guts. Bozzini spits up a little, while rolling around the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Bozzini up in a hanging suplex, and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!!

[The fans cheer. Adrian Tanner cradles Bozzini's leg and cradle suplexes him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The SureShot!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks Bozzini and then drops him into a tigerdriver '91!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Karnage gut wrenches Bozzini up and then runs into the middle of the ring with a Origin Bomb, and Tanner front flips into a 450 Wake Up Call legdrop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs him in a wrist-clutch and then drops him on his head with a fisherman's buster he calls the Arsenal Buster!!

[Karnage lifts him up in to a belly to back suplex, but Bozzini backflips onto his feet. He fireman's carries Karnage up onto his shoulder and spins him into a TKO! The crowd boos Bozzini as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini hits Andrew Karnage with a stiff missle dropkick!

[The boos get louder and Andrew Karnage begins to bleed through his bandage. Pat goes for a diamond cutter, but Karnage pushes him off into the turnbuckles. Bozzini staggers back into a standing kataha-jime]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops Bozzini on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!! He follows it up with an STF, clamping down on Bozzini's throat and pulling up on his head.

[Bozzini reaches out for the ropes, but Karnage pulls up on his chin some more. The cut inside his cheek from the previous match begins bleeding again, staining his teeth red. Karnage releases the STF and he gets up and tags in Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage has him up in a gory special and leans forward, Tanner hooks Bozzini's head and hits a roll the dice as Karnage swings with Pat and drops him with a swinging gory bomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner irish whips Bozzini and then drills his head into the mat with a huracanrana!! Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and then flips into a corkscrew splash!!

[The Palm Springs fans cheer wildly!! Tanner hooks Bozzini's leg]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch, but Bozzini hiptosses him over. Platinum Pat climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and grabs Tanner in a front facelock. He jumps off into a tornado DDT into a Miracle Slayer diamond cutter!!

["Platinum" Pat Bozzini pulls Tanner up into a styles clash with a spin!! He rolls him over into a sunset flip]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Symphony of Sorrow!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner claps his legs together on Pat's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini double underhooks Tanner's arms and pulls him up into a spinning Brain Storm brainbuster!!

[The fans boo Pat Bozzini as he tags in "Sensational" Shawn Styles. Bozzini spits some blood out, while Shawn Styles scoops Tanner up over his shoulder in a bodyslam position. Bozzini grabs him by the head with a roll the dice off of Styles' shoulder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Sensational" Shawn Styles climbs to the top turnbuckle and then backflips into a Shooting Styles Press!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr-(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles half nelsons Tanner, but Tanner back elbows him in the face. Adrian grabs his head from the front with his left arm and bends forward so that he and Styles are bending over in the front. Adrian then falls backwards so that Styles lands in a modified "snap" reverse ddt, called The SnapShot!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini stomps the back of Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: While Mike Peters forces Bozzini back to his corner and Shawn Styles turns Tanner over into The Foreclosure of a Dream sharpshooter! Styles bends back on Tanner's twisted legs, trying to get a tap out of the Arizona Assassin.

[Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit but he shakes his head. Tanner crawls over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope. The ref forces him to break The Foreclosure of a Dream]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles irish whips Tanner but Adrian reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. Styles handsprings into the ropes and then backs into an elbow, but Tanner ducks it and counters with The Daytripper superkick!!

[The audience roars! Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash!! The Palm Springs fans erupt]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Shawn Styles gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian tags in Andrew Karnage. Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle while Andrew Karnage flips Styles up into a powerbomb. Tanner comes off the top with a moonsault catching them off Karnage's shoulders with an inverted DDT!! Blind Man's Bluff!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini stomps Karnage's back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage lifts Bozzini up in a chokeslam and then drops him on his knee with a ChokeBreaker!! Karnage turns around into an RKO by Shawn Styles!

[The fans boo Shawn Styles as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off into an elbow drop to his chest]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shawn Styles steps out from the apron, and hops onto the middle of the top rope. He springboard legdrops Karnage, but AK-47 rolls out of the way! Karnage tosses him across the ring with a head & arm suplex!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

[Pat Bozzini runs into the ring but Karnage blows a black fog into his eyes!! The fans pop as Bozzini staggers around, blinded. Tanner runs into the ring and catapults Shawn Styles up into a Nightmare Lariot by Andrew Karnage, making him fall back on to Tanner's knees]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Nightmare Trip!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

[The fans leap to their feet as "I'm the One" by Static-X plays through Hardkore Hall. "Blinded" Pat Bozzini grabs Mike Peters' shirt demanding to know what happened]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 20 Minutes 22 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE FINALS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable moves on to the finals where they will wrestle Praised or Persecuted for $10 million dollars! Coming up next, right after the match between two time former Hardkore World Women's Champion Tamara Sanchez against Vampira for the chance to wrestle in that big ladder match for the Women's title!
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 2006

THE FRANK - FINALS

The Un-Stable [Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.] (Hardkore America)
vs.
Praised or Persecuted [Outrider and Michael Hunter] (GCW)

====================================

Guillermo O'Bannon: We started off with the top 24 teams from top regions like Hardkore America, Hardkore Nippon, TKOW, SWAT Australia, SWAT Rocky Mountains, UCW, USWF, and GCW. Now we're down to the last two. The Un-Stable and Praised or Persecuted have torn through three teams to get to this chance. A chance to win 10 million dollars.

Phil Blauer: Minus my announcer's fee.

["I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the crowd cheers. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. Both men have a large piece of white medical gauze taped to their forehead. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage upset the number one seeded team in Andrew Sinclair and "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa in the first round, then outlasted Rated X & Paul Soutter in a brutal match. They then had a stellar match with The Platinum Sensationalists that put them here in the finals. They want to win this match to prove they are the greatest tag team wrestlers in the business.

Phil Blauer: Not to mention $10 million dollars. That's more then I make in a month!

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces and "Mjolnir" on his right boot. He has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He holds the SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his right shoulder and his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following is the Final of the Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup! This tag team match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, representing Hardkore America; Hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions... ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

[The Palm Springs fans cheer wildly. Then Hardkore Hall goes dark as the wailing guitar begins. Spotlights travel back and forth along the fans as the roar becomes deafening. BANG! The pyro explodes and a row of flames appear on the right and left hand side of the aisle. The drums louden as the Outrider cruises down the aisle and through the fires on his custom made, gun-metal, Harley. He circles the ring once and then parks the bike near the announcer's table. Outrider takes off his long black leather jacket and draping it along the seat. The Dark Rider then pulls himself up on to the apron and enters the ring through the second and third ropes. Stepping to the dead center he tightens his gloves firmly to each hand and removes his sunglasses before throwing them blindly to the Palm Springs fans. Suddenly, the ever familiar guitar rift of the incomparable and controversial Michael Hunter plays with POD�s �Boom�. The music blares through out the sea of humanity while reaching every fan in attendance along with white and red strobe lights that flicker through out the Hardkore Hall ceiling. As the Palm Springs crowd explodes with a standing ovation mixed with some jeers towards �The Man�, Hunter charismatically shows up on stage yelling, smiling and posing by flexing and pointing to his bicep before making his way down the ramp with his regular swagger, but now with a major limp. He suddenly gets in the camera man�s lens and mouths the words �I am The Man�. Following that, Mike Hunter pushes the camera away, then looks to the crowd, gives some high fives to the guys and a few kisses to the females in the front row. Just as Hunter limps to the center of the runway, a wall of dazzling pyros follows him to the ring as he projects that good ol� vintage Hunter cocky smile. When he limps to the squared circle he poses at two corners before getting in the center of the ring, dropping to one knee and flexing his arms as pyros shoot out from behind him starting at the two corners and making their way to the center where they clash in a spectacular display of pyrotechnics]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter and The Outrider came into the choppy waters of the Hardkore World locker room and was able to best The New Axis, The K.G.B., and Shingo & Masato in excellent matches. Unfortunately Michael Hunter suffered a serious knee injury during his match with the K.G.B., and seems to have a very bad limp.

Phil Blauer: Maybe it's his pimp walk.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes, Phil. It could be a pimp walk. It could also be a torn MCL.

Phil Blauer: I'm going with pimp walk.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Anyway, Andrew Karnage is not the guy you want to step in the ring with a bum knee. He's not really the kind of guy you want to step into the ring with two good ones. But Michael Hunter and The Outriders are both former GCW Undisputed Champions and former tag team champions. They are not the kind of guys to take the night off because of a bad knee. They want $10 million. And they have one last team to get through to get it.

Yolanda Ando: Michael Hunter wears some red, silver and black army fatigue wrestling tights, Black and white wrestling boots. Black wristbands and finger gloves. Outrider wears black sleeveless T-shirt that says "Judgement is Coming" on the front and "Ride Out!" on the back. Black leather riding gloves. Fitted leather pants. Black leather riding boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents represent GCW; Featuring first, from Parts Unknown; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 240 pounds...THE OUTRIDER!! His partner is from New York City; Standing 6 feet 1 inch tall; Weighing 228 pounds...'THE INFAMOUS' MICHAEL HUNTER!! They are PRAISED OR PERSECUTED!!!"

[The audience gives them a mixed reaction. Michael Hunter and Andrew Karnage elect to start out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunt blasts Karnage in the chest with a blistering chop, and another hard thrust chop to his chest! He irish whips Karnage into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him!

[The Palm Springs fans pop as Andrew Karnage no-sells it and stands up behind a limping Michael Hunter. He brushes himself off and then belly to belly suplexes Hunter over his head across the ring! The crowd roars and chants "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage looking mean in the beginning moments of this match. He grapevines Hunter's leg and pulls him up into an STF! He pulls up on Hunter's head as he turns red from lack of oxygen.

[Hunter crawls over to the ropes, reaching for the bottom rope. Karnage gets another big yank on his neck before Hunter gets to the ropes and Ron Reid calls for a break. Andrew Karnage scoops Hunter up and swings him around into a catatonic backbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr, and atomic drops Hunter on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. Tanner climbs to the second rope and backdrop superplexes the back of Hunter's head on Karnage's knee!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Hunter into the ropes and hits him with a dropkick! He whips him into the ropes again and goes for a flying body press, but Hunter catches him and powerslams him!

[The audience boos and Hunter checks his knee a little. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and catches him with a hart attack clothesline! The boos get louder]

Phil Blauer: Not only has Tanner already wrestled three matches tonight, he just flew in from Australia where he wrestled a victorious match against Kaos at the Dandedong Basketball Gymnasium.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter shoots Tanner into the ropes and comes at him with a flying spin kick but Tanner rolls under neath it. Hunter gets back to his feet and Tanner snap suplexes him.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a huracanrana but Hunter catches him by the legs and powerbombs him!! The audience winces at the impact Tanner's head makes with the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter gets a running start and drops an Infamous Elbow Drop.

Phil Blauer: I've heard about that elbow drop...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter irish whips Tanner into the ropes and then hits him in the chest with a bicycle kick!

[Hunter tags in The Outrider and they give Tanner a double brainbuster!! Outrider makes the cover]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider dragon suplexes Tanner!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Outrider goes for a double ax handle but Tanner kicks him in the stomach and gives him a tiger driver '91!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Outrider claps his legs together on his head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner shoots Outrider into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana with a cradle!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Outrider kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips over him with a blockbuster, but Outrider avoids it. He waits for Tanner to get to his feet, then nails him between the eyes with a flying forearm.

[The Palm Springs crowd boos. He inverted facelocks Tanner and drops him with a reverse DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider tags in Michael Hunter. Michael Hunter shoots Tanner into the ropes and drops him on his face with a double flapjack!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter limps to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying elbow drop!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter drapes Tanner's arm over his shoulder and then gives him a Double �O� neckbreaker!!

Phil Blauer: Yolanda, did I ever give you a double O?

Yolanda Ando: I never got one O. Other than a "O shit, it's my wife. Get under the bed!"

Phil Blauer: Turned out to be the cable guy, but I forgot she was under there.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter flips Tanner over his shoulder in a pendulum backbreaker. Ron Reid checks in to see if Tanner wants to submit, but suddenly Hunter's knee folds underneath him!

[Michael Hunter rolls around, clutching his knee and pounding his fists into the mat. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Hunter up by the hair and tosses him over the top rope to the floor below! Without his leg to break the fall, Hunter lands on the concrete floor pretty awkwardly]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets a running start along the apron and backflips into a shooting star press!!

[The Palm Springs audience pops chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the apron, but The Outrider runs along the apron and clocks him with a punch]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs The Outrider and gives him a huracanrana off the apron to the floor below!!

[The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder. Tanner rolls into the ring and waits for both Praised or Persecuted to get to their feet. Tanner slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope, and somersaults into a springboard senton to both members of Praised or Persecuted!! The audience erupts and continue to chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls Michael Hunter into the ring. He tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage flips Hunter over his shoulder into an alabama slammer position. Adrian Tanner hops off the middle of the top rope with a springboard dropkick while Karnage flips him forward in a Whiplash Spinebuster!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage flips Hunter across the ring with a head & arm Icepick Suplex 2K1!!

[Hardkore Hall cheers. Andrew Karnage lifts Michael Hunter by the throat and drops him on his knee with a Choke-Breaker!! Karnage makes the cover]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Hunter into the ropes but Hunter comes back with a diving forearm smash! He shoots Karnage into the ropes and drills his head into the mat with a huracanrana!! He cradles the leg!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter irish whips Karnage into the ropes again and drop toe holds him into an STF! Hunter giving Karnage a reciept for the STF he had to endure earlier.

[Michael Hunter clamps down on Karnage's throat and pulls up on his head. Ron Reid checks in to see if he wants to tap out, but Karnage shakes his head. Hunter releases the crossface and tags in The Outrider]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider rocker droppers Karnage's face into Michael Hunter's knee!!

Phil Blauer: That busted open Andrew Karnage's earlier cut. It's really coming down now.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider shoots Karnage into the ropes and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Outrider atomic drops Karnage on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. He inverted facelocks Karnage and flips him over into a reverse superplex!!

[The Palm Springs fans boo. Karnage rolls around the mat, clutching his stomach. The Outrider goes for a suplex, but Karnage blocks it. He reverses with a wrist-clutch fisherman's buster!! The audience cheers]

Guillermo O'Bannon: A bleeding Karnage lifts Outrider up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and then runs to the center of the ring. Death valley driver!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(The Outrider kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage charges Outrider, but Outrider catches him with a tiltawhirl slam!

[Outrider tags in Michael Hunter. Praised or Persecuted spike piledrive Andrew Karnage from the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter limps up to the top turnbuckles and backflips into a moonsault!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter half nelsons Karnage and t-bone suplexes him on his head!

[Karnage no-sells another suplex and shows Michael Hunter how to a t-bone! Michael Hunter rolls to his side. Karnage pulls him up by the hair and gives him a flurry of headbutts to the back of his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage applies a kataha-jime and then drops Hunter on his head again with a Lobotomy Suplex!!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center pops. Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner. Andrew Karnage hits the black tiger bomb, as he lands the power bomb Tanner flies off with the 450 legdrop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wake me up, before you die, die!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lays Michael Hunter's ankle on the bottom rope. Tanner kneedrops the side of Hunter's kneecap, and then drops an elbow on his aching leg.

[Michael Hunter rolls around the match, clutching his knee and screaming. Tanner pulls him up for a suplex, but Hunter blocks it. He reverses it into a 25th Hour slingshot suplex]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter limps up to the top turnbuckle and then jumps onto the middle of the top rope and springboards into a forearm!! Pressure Point!

Phil Blauer: Seems like a lot of bells and whistles for a forearm.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter irish whips Tanner into the ropes, but he comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage, and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Karnage pulls him up into a powerbomb but Tanner backflips into a moonsault reverse DDT off of Karnage's shoulders!! Blind Man's Bluff!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Michael Hunter kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage gut wrenches Hunter up and runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Michael Hunter claps his legs together on Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Hunter into the ropes, but The Infamous One comes back with a spinning heel kick!

[The Palm Springs fans boo. Hunter calls for a chair, and then slumps Karnage over the ropes & turnbuckle. Outrider tosses him a chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter brings that chair down across Karnage's back hard!! Another stiff chair shot to Karnage's back! He drops Karnage to the mat below, and limps up to the top turnbuckle. But he takes too long getting up there and a blood drenched Karnage staggers to his feet and grabs his arms. Karnage flips him forward into an owendriver iconoclasm!! Spinal Fusion Driver!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (The Outrider stomps the back of Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter picks up that chair and tosses it at Karnage's head!! He picks it up and tosses it again, but Karnage catches it! Michael Hunter hits his Lights Out superkick to the chair, smashing it into Karnage's face!!

[Hardkore Hall rocks with boos as Karnage crashes to the mat, blood streaming down his face. Michael Hunter and tags in The Outrider. Michael Hunter powerbombs Karnage and The Outrider drops a leg across his face from the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: BlackOut Bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Phil Blauer: The Outrider is the loser either way in this match. He's never gonna get Karnage's blood off of his pant leg from that legdrop. You can't get blood out of leather. Huh, Yolanda?

Yolanda Ando: (shudders)

[The Outrider lifts Andrew Karnage in a hanging suplex and drops him on his head into a falcon arrow]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider lifts Karnage up into a Sudden Impact fisherman's buster!

[The fans boo Outrider as he climbs to the top turnbuckle from inside the ring. Adrian Tanner Jr. walks along the apron and yanks his leg, crotching Outrider on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. Andrew Karnage climbs up the turnbuckles behind Outrider, sitting down behind him. Karnage wraps his legs around the ropes and applies a kataha-jime]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage drops The Outrider on his head with a spider kataha-jime suplex called The Black Market Lobotomy!!

[Hardkore Hall erupts as the fans chant "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!" Karnage hangs upside down, soaking in the chants, bleeding a large pool of blood underneath his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage half nelsons The Outrider and chicken wings his arm. Karnage drops him on the back of his head with a Icepick Suplex!!

[The Outrider folds like an accordian, and then flips back on to his stomach. Karnage pulls him up for a backdrop suplex, but Outrider flips back on to his feet. The Outrider knees Karnage in the stomach]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Outrider pulls Andrew Karnage up into a crucifix and then drops him into a backbreaker!! Econoline Crush!!

Phil Blauer: What a manuever!!

[The audience pops at the Econoline Crush, and The Outrider tags Michael Hunter. Hunter sets him up in a russian legsweep, and The Outrider tags him with a flying forearm as Hunter drops him]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Michael Hunter piledrives Andrew Karnage!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with an elbow drop, but Karnage rolls out of the way!

[A bloody Andrew Karnage double underhooks Hunter up into a brainbuster!! He shoots Hunter into the ropes]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hunter ducks The Nightmare Lariot, he slides through Karnage's legs, and bulldogs Karnage's throat on the top rope!

[The audience boos, and Andrew Karnage staggers around the ring, covered in blood, unable to breathe. Michael Hunter limps up to the top turnbuckles and leaps off but Andrew Karnage Nightmare Lariot's him in mid-air!! Hardkore Hall is deafening with chants of "KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!! KAR-NAGE!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs Michael Hunter and applies a single leg boston crab!!

Phil Blauer: He's going after the knee!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage leans back on Hunter's leg, hyperextending the knee. The Outrider hits the ring, but Adrian Tanner Jr. cuts him off with corkscrew senton off the top turnbuckle!!

[The Palm Springs audience goes wild. Ron Reid asks Hunter if he wants to submit, but he shakes his head. Karnage stands on Hunter's neck, and yanks back on Hunter's bent leg. The ref asks him if he wants to tap out but Hunter shakes his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage stomps Hunter's head over & over while tugging back on Hunter's leg. Ron Reid asks him if he wants to tap out again but Hunter's not answering. Karnage leans back with Hunter's injured knee, while stomping Hunter's skull in.

[Ron Reid raises Hunter's arm and it drops to the mat. He signals for the bell and stops the match. The fans erupt in cheers as "I'm the One" by Static-X plays]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 11 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE FRANK A. MARANO JR. MEMORIAL CUP...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr. have outlasted 23 other teams from around the World to become the third Frank A. Marano Memorial Cup winners! They join Tempered Steel and The Californians in immortality as great tag teams that celebrate Frank Marano Jr's contribution to our industry.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. and a blood soaked Andrew Karnage raise their arms in triumph as Static X continues to play over the loudspeakers. Hardkore Jonnie Valentine enters the ring with the trophy and oversized check]

Hardkore Jonnie Valentine: "Congratulations Andy and Adrian. You fought like animals through four of the best tandems of wrestlers in wrestling tonight, and it is my honor to present you with this trophy and this check for 10 million dollars. (looks towards the heavens) Frank, I hope you had a hell of a time watching this tournament because it was all for you.

[Jonnie hands The Un-Stable the trophy and the check. Andrew Karnage holds the trophy high over his head, and then kisses it as the fans cheer him. Ron Reid and The Outrider help Michael Hunter leave the ring. Adrian Tanner Jr. folds the check up and sticks it in his tights. Suddenly he gets smashes in the head with a barbed wire wrapped staff]

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's "The Punisher" Dan Stein! He swings and smacks Karnage in the side of the head with that barbed wire wrapped Peacemaker!! Lucifer Jones hits the ring and grabs The Frank A. Marano Jr. Memorial Cup...no, no, no!

[Lucifer Jones smashes Adrian Tanner Jr. in the head with that golden trophy, caving in both the prize and Tanner's skull. The Palm Springs fans toss all kinds of garbage into the ring at L.S.D. Domino screams as a full cup of beer soaks her from the third row]

Guillermo O'Bannon: L.S.D. have no class. Absolutely none. We try to honor a trailblazer in our business and they have to throw a tantrum because they got eliminated in the third round. Lucifer Jones snatches the timekeeper's bell from Ron De La O!

Ron De La O: Fuck Youuuuuuuuu Man!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones gets a running start and smashes Andrew Karnage in the face with that ring bell!!

[Lucifer Jones stands up and gets smacked in the face with a plate of half eaten nachos. He wipes the nacho cheese and jalapenos off his face while laughing. Dan Stein slumps Adrian Tanner Jr. over the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones climbs up to the second turnbuckles and sets him up in a russian legsweep. He backflips into a C4 head dropping London Air Raid!!

[Dan Stein smacks beer cups and water bottles away from him with the barbed wire Peacemaker, laughing]

Guillermo O'Bannon: L.S.D. attempting to reclaim their alpha male status among tag teams on the West Coast in one of the most repugnant acts I've ever seen.

Phil Blauer: (finger in his nose) What?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Well, what a bad note to leave this wonderful tournament on, but hopefully our next event here in Palm Springs, our year's biggest pay-per-view: Palm Springs Punishment!
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 2007

PALM SPRINGS PUNISHMENT PPV

HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
L.S.D. (Lucifer Jones & "The Punisher" Dan Stein)
vs.
The Un-Stable (Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.)

==============================

Guillermo O'Bannon: For the past year, these four men have been at war in some form or another. When Dan Stein and Lucifer Jones were a part of The Society of the New Breed they had some bloody battles with The Un-Stable. Back in December n this very building, they had a brutal Wargames Match that made The Un-Stable the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions. The next month in Las Vegas, the new L.S.D. defeated Andrew Karnage and Robert Hunglestien III for the Hardkore World Tag Team titles when Hunglestien decided The Un-Stable wasn't for him anymore.

Phil Blauer: Yeah, how did that work out?

Guillermo O'Bannon: As we saw Hunglestien and The Un-Stable reconciled in the Hardkore West Coast title match. They're the Eminem and Kim of the wrestling world. Now The LS.D.'s in control as the Hardkore World Tag Team Champions but they're the one who are looking to take down the 2006 Frank A. Marano Jr. Cup winners, and reclaim they're position as the top team on the West Coast.

["I'm the One" by Static-X plays and the Palm Springs fans cheer. Andrew Karnage steps through the curtain with Adrian Tanner Jr. Adrian raises his arms, throws his head back, and thousands of multicolered streamers shoot simultaniously from all four corners of the ring. Adrian takes off his ring jacket and slides into the ring. In the ring, Adrian mounts the nearest turnbuckle, making the "gun" motion with left hand. He "cocks" and "fires," and then jumps down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Andrew Karnage are the proud owners of $10 million dollars.

Phil Blauer: First thing they did was take me out to Denny's and let me order anything off the menu. I ate chicken fingers until I crapped myself.

Yolanda Ando: That was your Grandmama, and that was disgusting.

Guillermo O'Bannon: They tore through four of the country's top teams, Andrew Sinclair & "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa, The Extreme Express, The Platinum Sensationalists, and Praised or Persecuted. Tonight they have one more team for Andrew Karnage to win his fourth Hardkore World Tag Team Championship and break his own record.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears black knee length basketball shorts with AK-47 down the outsides of each leg in dark red. Dark red kneepads, and black calf high boots with red laces, and has a black elbow supporter on his right elbow. The Hardkore World Six man Tag Team title belt is strapped around his waist. Adrian Tanner Jr. wears metallic blue shorts with "AT" in shiny red lettering on the sides. He holds the SWAT World Tag Team title belt over his right shoulder and his Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title belt over his other.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit; Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, Hailing from Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!! His partner is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 227 pounds; He is One Half of the SWAT World Tag Team Champions... ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

[The Palm Springs fans cheer as Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr. pump them up from the ropes. Then �Calm Like A Bomb" by Rage Against The Machine comes over the PA, as the following symbols comes up on the tron:

<ALPHA>

<OMEGA>

<The Punisher skull>

[Down comes �The Punisher� Dan Stein to a chorus of boos. Stein ignores them, stone-faced, eyes directly to the cage. His manager, the lovely but exhausted Domino, hesitantly follows. Lucifer Jones bursts through the curtains next. Lucifer Jones starts looking out over the fans, and getting involved with the ones by the security railings; talking shit back to them]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones and Stein look like their in great shape. Which is pretty dangerous when you realize that Dan Stein is one of the strongest wrestlers in the business and Lucifer Jones is a cutthroat cruiserweight.

Yolanda Ando: Dan Stein is wearing a simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out. Lucifer Jones is wearing snake skin leather pants tucked into a pair of well worn combat boots. He's shirtless and his ripped frame is covered in various tattoos, most notably "Pro-Pain" tattooed across his stomach and "HARD KORE" on his knuckles. His hair is buzzed tight to his skull and most of his teeth are capped with gold. A long nasty scar wraps around his throat. He has the Hardkore World Tag Team title belt strapped around his waist, and the SWAT Springfield Championship slung over his shoulder.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by Domino; Featuring first from Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! His partner is from White Chapel, England; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 237 pounds; He is The Current SWAT Springfield Champion...LUCIFER JONES!! They are The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...L.S.D.!!!"

[The crowd boos and jeers them as they hold up all their title belts. Mike Peters signals for the bell]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Lucifer Jones to start off. Tanner lays into Jones with a few chops that back him up and then scoops him up. Tanner bodyslams him but Lucifer Jones catches him by the leg with an inside cradle! He's grabbing onto the second rope for leverage!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Mike Peters sees Jones holding the rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones lets go of the small package and runs into the ropes, he punt kicks Tanner in the face!

[Lucifer Jones double underhooks Tanner's arms, but Adrian backdrops him. Adrian Tanner hits him in the face with a dropkick and the audience applauds]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones gets up wipes his mouth and bitch slaps Tanner! Tanner chases him around the ring, with Lucifer hiding behind Mike Peters.

[Lucifer gets behind Peters, and then spits on Adrian Tanner. Tanner wipes the loogie off his face and charges Lucifer, but he tags out to Dan Stein. The Palm Springs fans boo]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein headbutts Tanner, and he bounces into Lucifer Jones who gives him another headbutt. A third headbutt from Stein knocks Tanner to the mat.

Phil Blauer: Jones spit on Tanner to lure them into his corner. Smart. Not "pointing to your head when your sure your opponent is on the mat" Smart, but smart.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein lifts Tanner up in a hanging suplex then drops him hard to the mat!

[Tanner crawls up to his hands and knees and Stein rolls him up with a la majistral cradle]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein irish whips Tanner into the ropes but The Arizona Assassin comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. suplexes Dan Stein! Tanner irish whips Stein into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Stein catches him by the legs. He drops Tanner's back on the rope and then drives him into the ropes with a slingshot powerbomb!!

[The Palm Springs fans boo and Stein tags in Lucifer Jones. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein flapjacks Adrian Tanner Jr.'s neck onto the top rope, where LuJo is waiting to bulldog him neckfirst onto the rope on for extra leverage!!

[Jones hops onto the middle of the top rope and then catches Tanner with a springboard tornado DDT!! The impact bounces Tanner's face off the mat and the boos get louder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones goes to pick Tanner up by the hair, but Adrian catches him by the arm. He takes him over into an armdrag!

[Tanner hangs on to Lucifer Jones' arm with an arm bar. He leans back on Jones' bent arm. Jones growls out in pain. He gets to his feet but Tanner irish whips him into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Lucifer Jones! He scoops Jones up and drops him into a backbreaker.

[Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage, and then drags Jones into the corner. Karnage grinds his boot into Lucifer Jones' face with a few facewashes. Adrian Tanner Jr. gets a running start and dropkicks Jones in the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage german suplexes Lucifer Jones, then pulls him up into a full nelson. Karnage dragon suplexes Jones! He pulls Karnage up into a straightjacket and completes The Pride Cycle!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage pulls him up into another full nelson and then turns it into a masterlock. He links his fingers and spinning around & round!

[Karnage lets Jones get up to a good height and then lets him drop to the mat. He pulls them up into a butterfly position, but Jones backdrops him. Karnage gets to his hands and knees, and Jones punt kicks him in the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs him by the legs and takes him over into a wheelbarrow german suplex with a bridge!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2....(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones applies a cobra clutch and then lifts him up into a backbreaker he calls Lucifer's Touch! He maintains the clutch pulling him down across his knee.

[Mike Peters asks Karnage if he wants to submit but Karnage shakes his head. Jones bends him across his knee, wearing down his spine. Jones releases it and tags in Dan Stein. Jones irish whips Karnage into the corner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: LSD taking turns beating Karnage down in the corner while Mike Peters gives them the 5 count. Dan Stein butterflies Karnage's arms and tosses him across the ring with a double underhook suplex!

[Palm Springs Convention Center fans boo. Stein half nelsons Karnage, but Karnage back elbows him in the face. He counters with a wrist-clutch fisherman�s buster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage with an Arsenal Buster! He pulls Stein up by the hair and delivers a few headbutts to the back of his head. He grabs Stein by the throat, but The Punisher smacks his hand away.

[Stein pinches Karnage's throat with his forefinger and thumb, attempting to crush his adam's apple. His face turns red from lack of oxygen]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein cutting off Karnage's air with The Chinese Clutch. He lifts him up into a fireman's carry and F5's him facefirst into the turnbuckles!

[Stein tags in Lucifer Jones and lifts Karnage up into an electric chair. Jones dives off the top turnbuckle with a Doomsday Device clothesline!! The fans jeer and boo]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones grabs Karnage by the hair and repeatedly closed fist punches him in the face, beating him to a pulp. Karnage drops to his knees and Jones kicks them square in the face!

[Karnage clutches his face, and Lucifer Jones does a stepover cradle while grabbing his tights]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. stomps his back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Peters forces Tanner back to his corner. Lucifer Jones comes off the top with a leg drop, but Karnage rolls out of the way.

Yolanda Ando: That's worse on your ass than a night with Bruno.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tosses Jones across the ring with a belly to belly suplex!

[The fans cheer come to life. Andrew Karnage grabs him by the throat and drops him across his knee with a Choke-Breaker! The crowd pops again]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage scoops him up into a catatonic backbreaker! He tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. Karnage pulls Jones up for a powerbomb and holds him on his shoulders, Tanner comes off the top with a moonsault catching them with an inverted DDT!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. german suplexes Lucifer Jones, he pulls him up into a second german suplex, one more for the bridge!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Lucifer Jones gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs the ropes and drops a knee into his back. He shoots him into the ropes, but Jones hangs onto the top rope, avoiding Tanner's dropkick. Lucifer Jones lifts Tanner up in a fisherman's suplex, then drops the back of his head against his knee!

[Tanner rolls around the mat, and the Palm Springs fans boo. Jones winces and clutches at his back a little. Lucifer Jones inverted facelocks Tanner and lifts him up into a jumping brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stigmata!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones goes for a ganso bomb, but Adrian Tanner Jr. catches him with a huracanrana!!

[The fans roar as Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage flips Jones over in a gory special and leans forward, Tanner hooks his head and hits a roll the dice as Karnage swings with Lucifer and drops him with a swinging gory bomb]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein stomps Andrew Karnage's back)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage kataha-jimes Stein from behind and drops him on his head with a Lobotomy Suplex!!

[Karnage irish whips Jones into the ropes, but Lucifer Jones ducks under a Nightmare Lariot! He counters with a snap backdrop driver!! Hardkore Hall boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones climbs up to the top turnbuckle, but Adrian Tanner Jr. runs over and crotches him on the top turnbuckle! Andrew Karnage grabs him by the arms and flips him over on to his head in a owendriver iconoclasm!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Lucifer Jones and strikes with a yakuza kick but Lucifer Jones catches him by the leg and flips him over into a leg capture suplex!

[The audience jeers and boos Lucifer Jones. Jones double underhooks him and flips him over his back into a canadian backbreaker, but karnage slips out of his graps and drops him headfirst in a tiger suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Icepick Suplex!! He tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. Tanner lifts Jones up in an atomic drop and drops him on the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle and pulls Lucifer off with a backdrop superplex driving his neck onto Karnage's knee!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein stomps the back of Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Jones up and drops him on his head with a brainbuster! He steps through the ropes and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. He catches Lucifer Jones with a springboard helicopter rana into a tornado DDT!!!

[The Palm Springs crowd erupts and chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckles and flips into a 450 legdrop, but Lucifer Jones rolls out of the way!! The cheers turn to jeers]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones pulls Tanner up into a crucifix and then running razor's edges him over the top rope to the concrete below!!!

[Women scream as Tanner crashes neck & shoulders first on the cement. Jones rolls Tanner onto the apron and climbs up there himself. He front facelocks him and then DDTs him off the apron to the Hardkore Hall floor!! Tanner rolls over with a gash over his eye]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones rolls Tanner back into the ring, but hangs his head off the apron. He hauls off and cracks Tanner in the head with a chair!!

[The fans boo as Lucifer Jones rolls back into the ring. Tanner rolls around on the floor, bleeding heavily from his forehead and the back of his his neck. Jones tags in "The Punisher" Dan Stein]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein irish whips a bloody Tanner into the ropes and then flapjacks him up in the air and over the top rope towards Lucifer Jones on the apron. LuJo catches Tanner in mid-air with a flying bulldog off the apron!!

[Lucifer Jones rolls Adrian Tanner Jr. onto the apron, and the blood soaked Arizonean pulls himself up by the ropes. Dan Stein hops off the top turnbuckles and bulldogs Tanner back onto the concrete!! The fans boo, and Tanner rolls over onto his back with blood spewing out of his forehead]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein presses Adrian Tanner Jr. over his head and drops his throat on the railing! He pulls Tanner onto the apron, and pullls his head into his legs. Stein pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana to the concrete!!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center erupts in cheers. Tanner takes a few moments to get his wind back, then wipes his blood out of his eyes. He climbs up to the apron, gets a running start, and backflips into a shooting star press on Dan Stein!! The crowd is deafening, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls Stein back into the ring, and climbs up to the top turnbuckles. Tanner flips off into a corkscrew splash!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Stein into the ropes and hits the Daytripper superkick! Stein staggers around, stunned and Andrew Karnage hits a Nightmare Lariat from behind!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Lucifer Jones stomps the back of Karnage's head)

Phil Blauer: Lucifer Jones saved his belts there!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gut wrenches Dan Stein and runs him into the center of the ring with The Origin Bomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein claps his legs together on Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Dan Stein into the ropes, dips down for a backdrop, but Stein drills his head into the mat with a DDT!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

[Karnage sits up from the impact, Stein pulls him up into a side headlock. Stein flexes his muscle while squeezing Karnage's head, but Karnage lifts him up into a human torture rack]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage drops to his knees in a derailer! He now showing some considerable power, lifting Stein back up on into another rack. He spins it into a hangman's neckbreaker!!

[The Palm Springs fans applaud. Karnage flips Stein over into an alabama slammer, but Stein grabs the top rope to block it. He then rolls over into a sunset flip]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage claps his legs together on Stein's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones slides that chair back into the ring, and Dan Stein drops him into a russian leg sweep, smacking the back of Karnage's head on the steel chair!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. leg drops the back of Stein's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein climbs up to the top turnbuckles, but Andrew Karnage springs to life and runs up the turnbuckles to meet him halfway. Karnage delivers a vicious black tiger bomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Dan Stein claps his legs together on Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. Karnage lifts Stein up in a standing fireman's carry, Tanner leaps off the second rope with an overhead swinging neckbreaker!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. front facelocks Stein and climbs up on the second turnbuckle, and then tornado DDTs him!

[Crowd roars, and Adrian Tanner Jr. shoots him into the ropes. He takes to the air with a flying body press, but Stein catches him with a powerslam!! He yells "Eat this, Soutter!" at the camera while the Palm Springs fans boo]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein goes for a suplex but Tanner blocks it. He reverses it with his SureShot fisherman's suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Dan Stein kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into The Fall From Grace, but Stein rolls out of the way!! Dan Stein lifts him up into a crucifix, then drops him into a neckbreaker!!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. clutching the back of his neck, Stein gut wrenches Tanner up and then spins into a reverse DDT slam]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones enters the ring with a steel chair, wails back and cracks Dan Stein in the head with it?!?!?!

[The audience gasps and Dan Stein staggers around drunkenly, Adrian Tanner Jr. shrugs and inverted facelocks Stein up back down into a reverse DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Sharpshot!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

[The fans cheer as "Bullet with a Name" by Nonpoint plays. Robert Hunglestien III runs down to the ring and hands them both their tag team title belts]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 23 minutes 37 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE UN-STABLE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Un-Stable win back their tag team titles with a little help from Lucifer Jones?!

[Lucifer Jones steps through the ropes and begins walking to the back. A fan swings over the railing at him and LuJo grabs him by the shirt and pulls him over]

Phil Blauer: Guillermo, get your Dad out of there.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Security breaking up Lucifer and that drunk fan as the audience rains beer and debris on the former Hardkore World Tag Team Champion's head on the way out.

Phil Blauer: I believe they call that Detroit Showers, now.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Meanwhile, inside the ring, Andrew Karnage celebrates his fourth Hardkore World Tag Team title which has never been done before, but neither was his third!

[Domino explains what happened to Dan Stein and he storms out of the ring, looking for Lucifer Jones]

Guillermo O'Bannon: It looks as though Lucifer isn't as done with Dan Stein as he would hope.
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