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Hardkore America Matches
Topic Started: Apr 28 2005, 01:45 PM (950 Views)
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SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA - JANUARY 2008

HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Steel Cage Match
ADRIAN TANNER JR. vs. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini

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[Camera opens up on the cage being lowered onto the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: In Portland, Pat Bozzini and Adrian Tanner Jr. had a match of the year candidate to after they got into a heated verbal exchange at Palm Springs Punishment 2007.

[Fade to video dated: "Portland 6/1/07"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini applies an anaconda vice!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr.'s trying to hang on!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini bridges up, clamping down on Tanner's arm and neck. Mike Peters asks Tanner if he wants to submit. Adrian refuses so Bozzini releases the anaconda vice. Pat Bozzini lifts Tanner up in a vertical suplex but then drops him into a Gleaming Renaissance neckbreaker!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Tanner trips him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second turnbuckle, but Pat Bozzini catches him with a punch to the face. He butterflies Tanner's arms but Adrian blocks the move. He breaks out of the double underhook!

Phil Blauer: The work he's done on Bozzini's arms pays off!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner hits The Revolver �07 flatliner off the top rope!!

[The bell rings and the Portland fans groan. Adrian Tanner makes the cover on Pat Bozzini but Mike Peters doesn't make the count. Tanner gets up and pushes Mike Peters]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, the 30 minute time limit has expired. Referee Mike Peters has ruled this match...A DRAW!"

[A bleeding Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks the rope in frustration and Pat Bozzini pulls himself up to his feet. The audience boos and jeers]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The crowd wants alot more where this came from, but are now giving both men a standing ovation for such a great match.

[Some pockets of the audience chant "Match of the Year! Match of the Year! Match of the Year! Match of the Year! Match of the Year!" Pat Bozzini rolls out of the ring a bloody mess, disoriented and looking for John Bozzini]

Guillermo O'Bannon: I'd love to see the next chapter of this match, we'll have to see where it leads us!

[Fade to The Cox Arena. Suddenly, we hear a female voice saying �Now is the time for the Feature Presentation�. On the G-Tron, spectators can see rain trickling down the screen. Then, a giant silver heart is seen on the big screen. A viscous Platinum blood-like substance streams through down the heart aorta and valves. Then, it slowly runs through the body of the creature. Breathing sounds are now blasting through the arena as Fear Factory�s �Terminate� is underway, getting louder with each passing second. At 23 seconds into the song, a Platinum Cerberus is revealed on the screen as he is drenched by the rain and generates an ear-splitting roar that echoes through the speakers. Immediately after, the same female voice then utters: �Infinitely Better Than You� The fans then jump to their feet in anticipation of their hero's arrival. Violently loud pyros are projected into the air and huge letters in neon lights flash near the entrance. It reads: PPB. Then, a muscular silhouette is seen atop of the huge letters. The stranger is now raising both of his arms up as if he were victorious. It is Platinum Pat Bozzini . His face is absorbed with a very quantity of intensity. Platinum then looks toward his former admirers, who are cheering him on from the top of their lungs. Numerous strobes of different colors are beaming inside of the squared circle and over the fans as if the arena was a discotheque. As the huge letters slowly descend like an elevator, PPB awaits until they have almost reached the stage floor before doing a small jump off them. He arrogantly makes his way in direction of the ring . Numerous strobes of different colors are beaming inside of the squared circle and over the fans as if the arena was a discotheque. Platinum adjusts his right elbow pad and then, he proceeds to get up on the ring apron and enters the steel cage. Platinum climbs on the nearest turnbuckle and points toward himself while screaming that he is the best. He quickly raises his arms again with an air of superiority. He takes off his shirt and prepares himself for battle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini won another Hardkore Helloween battle royal this year, eliminating "The Wolf" Tsai Jingkai, Asylum, and "Darkside" Clyde Dixon to win after an hour and two minutes. Unfortunately, once again, he lost during The Road to Helloween to Andrew Karnage & RDS. However, that excellent showing earned him tonight's shot at the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship, his first. He takes on a man he has yet to be able to beat.

Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini looking to make this a clean sweep tonight, after his brother & RDS were able to not only retain the Hardkore America Tag Team titles, but get their newest member in "Lionheart" Aaron Rupp.

Yolanda Ando: Pat Bozzini is wearing tight and long tights which are platinum on one leg and dark violet on the other leg. It has "Infinitely Better Than You Can Ever Be" written on the platinum leg in black and has a roaring platinum-colored Cerberus surrounded with a buzzsaw in black on the side of the dark violet leg. Red droplets of blood can be seen surrounding the different symbols on both legs. On the back of his tights, it is written "Platinum Pat Bozzini" in black. He wears black elbow and knee pads, black wrist tape that also covers much of the hands and black boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. It is for the HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first; from Montreal, Quebec, Canada; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE AMERICA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"

[The San Diego fans boo. Then Fear Factory�s �Terminate� plays through the PA]

Phil Blauer: Hey! I just heard this song.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner took Pat's song as part of some kind of mindgame I believe.

[Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. He stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. defeated Lucifer Jones in what turned out to be his retirement match at Hardkore Helloween 2007. Then he traveled back to the Dandendong Basketball Gym for The Australia Cup. He lost to his match to the International Grappling Association's Johnny Pain, yet Team Australia still won the Cup. However during the trophy presentation ceremony, Adrian Tanner got into it with Jay St. Clair and The Violence Party.

Phil Blauer: Does a trophy ceremony ever go off without a hitch in pro wrestling? Eli Manning should try cracking Tom Brady with a chair when the Patriots accept the Vince Lombardi trophy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tonight he takes on a man who has taken him to the limit this summer.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters, encased in the �Superman� logo on both legs. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads. The Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship belt is strapped around his waist while the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight and Hardkore Australia titles are slung over his shoulders.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent. From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AUSTRALIAN CHAMPION, The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and The Current HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The audience cheers. Mike Peters signals for the bell. Pat Bozzini armdrags Tanner as he attempts to lock-up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets up and gets armdragged again. He kips up and catches Bozzini with an armdrag of his own. He grabs an armbar.

[The crowd boos. Tanner clamps down on Bozzini's arm, trying to yank it out of it's socket. Bozzini gets to his feet with Tanner still hanging onto the armbar]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini reaches down and scoops Tanner up into a bodyslam into a backbreaker. He chicken wings both of Tanner's arms, and runs him into the ropes, then rolls back into a double chicken wing backroll press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets to his feet first and lays into Pat Bozzini's chest with a flurry of harsh chops. Pat Bozzini answers back with a lunging chop to his throat.

[Tanner hits him with another chop. Pat Bozzini hits him with a shotei palm strike. Tanner slaps his chest with another knife edge. Pat connects with right hook]

Phil Blauer: This one's breaking down already!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. turning Pat's chest red with another stiff chop. Pat punches him in the stomach and then stands him up with an uppercut to the jaw. Bozzini grabs him by the arm and flips him over with an ipponzei toss. He applies a crippler crossface.

[Pat Bozzini locks his fingers underneath Tanner's chin, and pulls up on his head & arm. Tanner reaches out for the ropes, but refuses to tap out. Bozzini releases the crossface and turns it into a fujiwara armbar]

Phil Blauer: Pat Bozzini, as usual going to the arm early.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The last time "Platinum" Pat Bozzini was in this building was in June 2006, when he lost a six man tag team match with Death Gojira and Paul Soutter against Kilroy Evans, Syberus, "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan for the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini cranks up on Tanner's arm. He presses Tanner's arm into the mat, while pulling up on his forearm. He releases the fujiwara armbar and atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle facing the audience. Bozzini climbs to the second turnbuckle and chicken wing superplexes him!!

[Adrian Tanner rolls around the mat, clutching his elbow. Pat Bozzini snapmares Tanner over his shoulder. He backs up and rolls over his shoulder with a neck snap]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini applies a chicken wing crossface. He chokes up on Tanner's throat, while pulling up on that wrist, trying to hyperextend the elbow.

[Ron Reid checks in to see if Tanner wants to give up. He shakes his head and gets to his feet. He backpeddles, smashing Bozzini into the corner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner gets a running start and runs up the bottom rope into an enzuigiri to the side of Pat's head! He pulls him out of the corner with a fireman's carry, and then drops him into an armbreaker!

[The audience comes to life! Tanner pulls him up into a chicken wing and then hammerlock suplexes him! Bozzini clutches his elbow and stomps his heels into the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and catches him with a flying armscissors! He applies a crucifix armbar!

[The San Diego crowd cheers. Tanner rows back on Bozzini's trapped arm. Bozzini waves off Peters' requests for a tapout. Tanner wraps up Bozzini's arm into a shortarm scissors]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. rocks back on Bozzini's twisted arm, pulling up on his hand & wrist to put pressure on that elbow. Tanner rolls Bozzini onto his stomach and flips into a bridging armbar.

Phil Blauer: Both men going after one another's arms early.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Tanner's had a mixed back in San Diego. Back in June 2004, he was in this building and lost a threeway dance to Cobryn & Vincent Silvestri for a shot at the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. However, in June 2006, he and Andrew Karnage successfully defended their Hardkore World Tag Team titles against The Kindred.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sticks that bridge, putting pressure on both Pat's shoulders & elbows. He pulls him up into a textbook suplex.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Bozzini up, but he floats over into a russian legsweep! He chains it into an octopus armbar. He rocks back, clamping down on Tanner's arm with those powerful legs of his]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini lifts Tanner into an atomic drop and then drops his shoulder on his knee. He applies an stretching armbar.

[The Cox Arena boos. Bozzini sticks his elbow into Tanner's back & shoulder, pulling back on his arm, putting pressure on his elbow]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls him up into The SureShot!

Phil Blauer: That's gangsta!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Phil Blauer: Tanner took Pat's theme song, Pat's gonna take his fisherman's suplex.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat sets him up for another suplex, but Tanner blocks it. He counters with a suplex of his own but he leaves him up there!

[The San Diego crowd applauds as Tanner holds Bozzini up in the suplex. He lets all the blood rush to his head and then drops him into the suplex. Pat sits up in pain]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs him in a side headlock takedown. Bozzini grabs Adrian by the head with a headscissors, and then pulls back on his arm as well.

[Mike Peters checks in to see if Tanner wants to give up. Bozzini clamps down on his head with his legs while pulling back on his arm. Pat pulls him up into a snap suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat spins into a double kneedrop to the side of Tanner's knee. Tanner gets to his feet, only to be taken down with a mandera hineri outside dragon screw. He applies a grapevine leglock.

[Pat Bozzini wrenches Tanner's leg, twisting it to the side. Tanner grunts & groans but shakes his head when Mike Peters asks him to tap out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Tanner up and gives him a kneebreaker atomic drop. Tanner tries to hobble away, but Bozzini clips his knee from behind. Pat Bozzini spins into a calf kick that drops Tanner to the mat again.

[Tanner holds his knee and climbs up, using the ropes. Pat hits him with a snapping kick to the abdomen, then kicks him in the shins again, then floors him with a roundhouse kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini drops an elbow across Tanner's chest and makes a cover.

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini smashes Tanner facefirst into the steel cage wall!!

Phil Blauer: Tanner is busted open!

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini drags wraps Tanner's legs up into a figure four!

[The audience boos. Bozzini clamps down on Tanner's twisted legs, as blood flows down Adrian's face. Bozzini finally lets go of his legs and climbs up to the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini leaps off with a flying clothesline but Adrian Tanner dropkicks him in the face in mid-air!!

[The San Diego audience come to life with a big pop! Adrian Tanner lifts Bozzini up into a fireman's carry and then drops him into a gutbuster. He chains that into a spinning DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Bozzini up into a backbreaker. He drives his knee into the small of his back, then elbow drops him in the spine. He sticks his knee in Bozzini's back and applies a surfboard.

[Tanner yanks on Bozzini's arm, trying to yank them out of their sockets. Blood liberally leaks down Adrian's face. Pat shakes his head, refusing to quit. Tanner scoops him up and drops him into another backbreaker, this time holding him there for a submission]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pushes Bozzini's chin & knees down, impaling him on his knee. He pulls him up and irish whips him chestfirst into the turnbuckles. Tanner follows him in with a running double kneeshot to his back!!

[Pat Bozzini staggers back into a german suplex by Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch on "Platinum" Pat Bozzini. He cranks back on Bozzini's arm, straining the muscles in his stomach, while continuing to wear down his back.

[Pat hiptosses out of it, and then rolls Adrian Tanner into a backslide]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets to his feet first, but Pat kicks him between the stems! He rolls Adrian up into a powerbomb but then drops him into a diamond cutter!! Power Cutter!

[The audience boos. "Platinum" Pat Bozzini applies an anklelock. He twists Tanner's foot, then wraps his legs around his thigh and drops down to the mat. He continues to torque his ankle while Mike Peters checks in to see if he wants to tap out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini gets back to his feet, and begins pushing his foot towards his head, putting more pressure on the knee as well. Tanner gets back to his feet but Pat still has his foot. Tanner fixes that by swinging around with an enzuigiri!

[The Cox Arena comes to life. Tanner shoots Pat Bozzini into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. shoots Bozzini into the ropes and flips him into a tiltawhirl backbreaker! He pulls him up into a hammerlock suplex!

[Tanner applies an STF. He clasps his hands together under Pat's chin and wrenches up on Bozzini's head. Pat reaches out for the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner straightjackets his arms and drops him into an aztec suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Bozzini up into a suplex and drops him on his head with a brainbuster! He limps up to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off but Pat catches him in mid-air with a diamond cutter!!

[The San Diego crowd boos. Bozzini applies a cobra clutch, and then pitches him facefirst into a reverse russian legsweep]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying forearm that catches him between the eyes!! The Technicality!

[Pat Bozzini steps through the ropes and climbs to the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini vaults over Tanner with a sunset flip!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Pat's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini irish whips Tanner into the ropes and takes him out with a hart attack clothesline! He pulls him up and shoots him into the corner. Bozzini charges in but Tanner trips him up into a drop toehold facefirst into the second turnbuckle!

[Tanner irish whips Bozzini into the ropes and drills him headfirst into the mat with a huracanrana!! He cradles the leg]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies a full nelson and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He wrenches back on Bozzini's head & arms, bending him back. Tanner jumps off, driving his face into the canvas!

[Tanner maintains the full nelson, with Bozzini facefirst in the mat. He plants his feet and rocks back on it. He then ties up his leg and applies a full nelson STF]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls back on Bozzini's head, continuing to wear down his neck. He pulls him up into a dragon suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up by the hair and whips him around into a swinging neckbreaker!

[Tanner climbs up the turnbuckles for a moonsault, but Bozzini dropkicks the back of his foot and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Bozzini steps up on the second turnbuckle behind him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini reverse DDTs Adrian Tanner Jr. off the second rope!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini shoots Tanner into the ropes and catches him in the jaw with a jumping back elbow. He lifts him up into a styles clash and then spins and drops him facefirst!! He rolls him into a sunset flip!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Pat's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini electric chairs Tanner up and drops him into an ocean cyclone suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a missle dropkick!! He rolls him up into a la majistral!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts Tanner up into a fireman's carry and then swings him into a TKO!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a kneedrop to his chest!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini pulls Tanner up and twists him into a test drive!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a frog splash but Tanner puts his knees up!!

[Bozzini staggers around, holding his stomach. Tanner spins into a roaring elbow, and then smashes him facefirst into the steel cage!! The San Diego erupts with cheers]

Phil Blauer: Now it's Bozzini who's bleeding that Italian blood of his!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil...

[Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and then starts climbing to the top of the cage. The crowd buzzes with anticipation. Tanner flips into a senton off the top of the cage!! The crowd roars]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A bloody Adrian Tanner Jr. to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

[The audience chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Tanner runs around the ring and pumps the audience up. Bozzini climbs up to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps off, catching Bozzini with a huracanrana that drills his bloody head into the canvas!!

[The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder. Adrian climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a corkscrew plancha but Bozzini moves!! The audience lets out a collective "OH!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini picks Tanner up and running smashes his face into the steel cage!!

[Tanner spins around, blood coming out from a large gash over his eye. Pat grabs him by the hair and rakes his face back & forth across the chain link fence]

Phil Blauer: Bozzini making swiss cheese out of Tanner's face!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini gutwrench suplexes Tanner and then climbs to the top turnbuckle. Pat Bozzini somersaults into a 450 splash!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini irish whips Tanner into the ropes and catches him with a flapjack, then drops him into a double kneeshot to his chest!!

["Platinum" Pat Bozzini tosses Adrian Tanner Jr. into the cage, but Tanner blocks it with his foot. He slams Bozzini facefirst into the steel cage!! Bozzini drops to his knees, bleeding all over himself]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle jumps off with a helicopter huracanrana into a tornado DDT!! The Attitiude Adjustment! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into 450 legdrop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Bozzini up into a michinoku driver II!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. shoots Bozzini into the ropes and drops him on his head with a belly to belly brainbuster!! He butterflies his arms and flips him over his shoulder into a double underhook canadian backbreaker. Tanner flips him into a facebuster!! Welcome to the Desert!

[Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini runs up the turnbuckles and catches him with a diamond cutter off the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bozz Cutt!! "Platinum" Pat Bozzini climbs to the top turnbuckle and then dives off with a froggy elbow drop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini lifts Tanner up into a vertical suplex and then drops him into a lungblower!!

[Bozzini lifts Tanner up into an electric chair, but Tanner slips off his shoulders and fisherman's suplexes him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The SureShot!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner wraps Bozzini's arms and flips him into a vertebreaker!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Phil Blauer: They are in danger of going to another time limit draw!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash!! The Fall From Grace!

Phil Blauer: Amazing!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gives Pat Bozzini a reciept for that styles clash!! The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Pat Bozzini claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Bozzini slugs him in the face. He tucks Tanner's head into his shoulder for a muscle buster, but turns it into a neckbreaker onto his knee!!

[Pat Bozzini lifts Tanner up on his shoulders in a fireman's carry and drops him into a lungblower!! He lifts Tanner back up on his shoulders in a burning hammer but flips him over into a DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Bozzini Code!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bozzini lifts Tanner into another fireman's carry, and drops him into a go to sleep, but Tanner avoids his knee and superkicks him right in the teeth!! The Daytripper!

[The crowd jumps to their feet! A bleeding Adrian Tanner pulls Bozzini up into a russian legsweep then pulls him back into an inverted facelock. He snaps back into a reverse DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The SnapShot!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Pat Bozzini gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. picks him up for a suplex, but Pat Bozzini rolls back into a small package!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pat Bozzini bashes Tanner's head into the cage again!!

Phil Blauer: Tanner is a bloody mess!

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Platinum" Pat Bozzini lifts him into a fireman's carry, then spins him into an eye of the hurricane!! The Childhood Scar!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

[Fear Factory�s �Terminate� plays and The Cox Arena rocks with boos. Aaron Rupp, RDS, and John Bozzini run into the cage and help a blood drenched Pat Bozzini to his feet]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 1 second; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'PLATINUM' PAT BOZZINI!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Highlights of Humanity have arrived here in Hardkore World! Pat Bozzini has had a renaissance in Hardkore World, and has become the top wrestler in Hardkore America!

[The crowd boos as RDS hands Bozzini his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. John Bozzini and Aaron Rupp lift Pat on their shoulders as he holds the title belt high in the air]
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PHOENIX, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 2008

HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
ADRIAN TANNER JR. vs. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan

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Guillermo O'Bannon: What's Phil doing in the ring??

[Phil is standing in the ring with the house mic]

Phil Blauer: "Ladies and Gentleman, I have a huge announcement to make. Last week, I was in the shower, shampooing my God given hair, when I caught a look at myself in my shaving mirror. My hair was..."

[cracks a little, and stiffles back a tear]

Phil Blauer: "My hair was wet...floppy...hardly any body or volume. Instinctively, I grabbed for my hairdryer..."

[He shakes his head]

Phil Blauer: "When I woke up, my hair was alot drier but someone had peed on my bathroom floor and laid me in it. It was then that I realized that life is very fragile. I may not always be around for you people to look at and aspire to. And what will this World be like with out the Blau-Dog?"

[The crowd roars]

Phil Blauer: "I realized I needed someone to carry on my legacy..."

[At ringside Matt Boone pops his collar, and starts smoothing out his hair]

Phil Blauer: "Someone who will accept my teachings..."

[Matt Boone starts walking up the ringsteps]

Phil Blauer: "Someone who best exemplifies what Being Blauer really is.

[Matt Boone stands behind Phil, beaming with pride. Then the lights turn off in the US Airways Center. The word "Shabutie" is heard and pyros go off. As "Devil In Jersey City" by Coheed and Cambria plays, "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan walks out in a three piece suit with a sharp new haircut. The crowd gasps]

Guillermo O'Bannon: WHAT?? Marty Donovan has been making some odd statements over the past few weeks...but is this the "father" he's been speaking to??

[Marty Donovan steps through the ropes and shakes Phil's hand. Matt Boone stares a hole through him]

Phil Blauer: Very nice suit.

[Marty checks the cuffs and nods as Phil hands Kasal the house mic back and leaves the ring]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. It is for HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by his sensai Phil Blauer; from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds...'THE RISING SUN' MARTY DONOVAN!!!"

[The Phoenix fans give him a mixed reaction. Then Fear Factory�s �Terminate� plays through the PA. Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, ignoring the few hands that the hometown fans reach out with. He stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. shocked all the fans in attendance at The Cox Arena when he swerved his good friend Andrew Karnage to join up with his old friend Syberus. What shocked the locker room is they decided to call themselves The Society of the New Breed. He's now not only brought on the ire of the fans and the locker room, but also Andrew Karnage's close friend, two time Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion who wants to become the first man in 20 years to hold that title three times.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters, encased in the �Superman� logo on both legs. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads. The Hardkore Australia Heavyweight Championship belt is strapped around his waist while the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent. From Tucson, Arizona; (crowd pops) Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE AUSTRALIAN CHAMPION and The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The US Airways Center gives him a mixed reaction. Ron Reid signals for the bell. Adrian Tanner Jr. and Marty Donovan lock up in a collar elbow tie-up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs a side headlock on Marty Donovan. He flips him over into a headlock takedown. Donovan reverses it with an armscissors. He clamps down on Tanner's trapped arm.

[Marty Donovan turns it into an armbar. He yanks up on Tanner's arm, trying to pull it out of his socket. Tanner kips up to his feet with Donovan hanging onto the armbar]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner armdrags Donovan over with his armbarred arm. He grabs an armbar of his own. He sticks his knee into Donovan's shoulder, clamping down on his trapped arm.

[Donovan works his way up to his feet with Adrian still holding his arm. He uses his armbarred arm to shoot Tanner into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan dropkicks Adrian Tanner Jr.!

Phil Blauer: I wonder if those wingtips help or hurt the dropkick?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan smashes Adrian Tanner Jr. in the face with a shotei palm strike, and Tanner answers with some knife edge chops

[Tanner whacks Donovan with another stiff chop. He kicks him in the shin, and then steps up into an enzuigiri to the back of his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. vertical suplexes Marty Donovan. He irish whips Donovan but Marty reverses it and shoots him into the corner. Donovan runs in and monkey flips Tanner out of the corner!

[Marty Donovan back kicks Tanner in the stomach, and runs into the ropes. He axe kicks the back of Tanner's head]

Phil Blauer: Blauer's don't spinaroonie.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan snap suplexes Tanner. He rolls his hips and pulls him up into a second snap suplex. Sun pulls him up for a third, but Tanner blocks it and counters with a snap suplex of his own.

[The US Airways Center cheers. Tanner twists his hips and pulls him up into a second snap suplex. Adrian Tanner Jr. hits a third snap suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops Donovan up and drops him into a backbreaker. He lifts Donovan up into a fireman's carry, and then swings him over into a gutbuster. He grabs Sun with a spinning DDT!

[Some of the crowd jeers Tanner. Tanner steps on the backs of Donovan's knees and rolls him up into a surfboard]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: This may be Adrian Tanner's home State but he hasn't always had the best record here. In August 2004, Stan "The Tank" Wilson beat him to retain the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship. But a year later, Adrian won the rematch in August 2005.

Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll see if tonight will put him over. Tanner pulls back on Donovan's twisted arms while pushing up on Donovan's knees, stretching his back. Donovan refusing to quit, and Tanner dumps him to the side.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips over into a blockbuster neckbreaker! He pulls him up into an abdominal stretch]

Phil Blauer: Hey! Tanner's grabbing the ropes!

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right, Tanner utilizing the rope to keep his balance and put maximum strain on his stomach muscles. Tanner punches Donovan in his exposed ribs.

[Marty Donovan hiptosses Tanner. He backflips into a dropsault and the crowd cheers]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan grabs Tanner by the hair and running bulldogs him!

[Marty Donovan grabs Tanner's legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He scoots back along Tanner's back, pulling back on his legs]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The last time these two were in this building was back in June of 2006. They teamed together with Kilroy Evans to defend the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles against the Future World Order and Black Wallstreet in an elimination falls count anywhere match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: They're far from partners tonight. Donovan cranks back on Tanner's legs, bowing him in half. He pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan runs at him, but Tanner trips him up with a drop toehold throatfirst into the second rope. Tanner runs into the ropes and knees Donovan in the back.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. elbows Tanner in the back, pushing his throat into the second rope. He pulls him up into a waistlock and drops him back into a german suplex]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Donovan up into a standing suplex, leaving him up there.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: There's still some loyal Desert rats applauding his show of strength.

Phil Blauer: They should be applauding how Marty's hair isn't moving.

[Tanner finally drops him, and Donovan sits up in pain. Adrian Tanner runs and basement dropkicks the back of his head! He applies a trapped leg/neck lock. Tanner squeezes Donovan's neck, while he reaches out for the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Donovan up into a swinging neckbreaker! He shoots Donovan into the ropes, but Marty catches him with a flying headscissors takedown!

[The US Airways Center cheers. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan catches Tanner from behind with a backcracker! He pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. into a human torture rack]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan pulls down on Tanner's head & legs. He bounces Tanner up & down, bending his spine across his shoulders. Sun drops down to his knees and wrenches his back one last time. He shoots Tanner into the corner and charges in with a stinger splash!

[Marty Donovan atomic drops Tanner on the turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a double stomp to Adrian's chest]

Guillermo O'Bannon: New Haven County Stomp!! Marty Donovan jumps onto the bottom rope and backflips into a moonsault! He hops onto the second turnbuckle and backflips into a second moonsault!! Sun runs up the ropes and flips into a final moonsault!! Three Evils!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan backflips into a standing shooting star press but Tanner puts his knees up! He irish whips Sun into the ropes and flips him into a tiltawhirl backbreaker!

[Tanner sticks his knees into Donovan's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow. He pulls down on Donovan's head & legs, splitting him in half. Sun grunts & groans, but refuses to give up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Donovan up into a release dragon suplex! He wraps up his legs and drops down into an STF!

[Tanner clasps his hands together and chokes up on Donovan's throat. He cranks back on Sun's head as he reaches out for the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan crawls over and grabs the bottom rope and Tanner is forced to break the STF. Tanner waits for him to get up and then lays into him with some knife edge chops. Donovan kicks him, but Tanner catches his boot, but Donovan whips around with a dragon tail whip kick!

[The Phoenix fans cheer. Marty Donovan pulls Tanner up on his shoulders and then rolling samoan drops him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Tanner in the chest with a missle dropkick!!

[Tanner gets to his knees and Donovan clocks him with a shining wizard kick! He pulls his head into his legs and then drives Tanner's face into the canvas with a facefirst piledriver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan sticks his knees in Tanner's back and rolls him up into his own bow & arrow.

[Donovan stretches Adrian Tanner Jr. over his knees. Tanner screams in agony but shakes his head, refusing to quit. Donovan releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan jumps off the top turnbuckle with a helicopter rana!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan goes for a DDT but Tanner lifts Donovan up into a fireman's carry. He flips him over into an armbreaker!

[Sun clutches his shoulder and kicks his feet into the mat. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Donovan into the ropes and catches him with a flying armscissors takedown! He applies a crucifix armbar]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rows back on Donovan's arm, pushing his feet into his ribs, trying to yank his arm out of it's socket. Marty kicks his feet out, trying to escape.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs both his arms and flips him into a bridging double armbar. He locks his fingers together and sticks the bridge, putting pressure on both his shoulders]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. keeps his arms and pulls him up into a tigerdriver '91!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs him by the head in a DDT, but Marty Donovan lifts him up and drops his throat on the top rope! Tanner staggers back into a northern lights suplex! Burning Star IV!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan spins into a roundhouse kick to Tanner's teeth! He runs into the ropes and hops onto the middle of the second rope. Sun backflips into a lionsault!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donvoan grabs Tanner by the head and twists into a corkscrew somersault swinging neckbreaker!

["The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan butterflies Adrian Tanner Jr.'s arms and double underhook DDTs him! He grabs Tanner's arms and flips into a cattle mutilation]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sun sticks his bridge, putting pressure on Tanner's neck & arms. He bounces a little to increase the pain. Donovan finally releases it, and backflips into a pele kick that catches Tanner between the eyes!

[Donovan irish whips Tanner into the ropes and jumps at him with a flying body press but Tanner catches him and drops him into another backbreaker. He keeps him on his knee with a submission version]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pushes down on Donovan's chin & knees, impaling his spine on his knee.

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been trying to hurt my protege's back all night.

Guillermo O'Bannon: He pulls Donovan up into a full nelson, and then pitches him forward onto his face with a reverse russian legsweep! He pulls him up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan into the rops and drills his head into the mat with a huracanrana!!

[Adrian Tanner steps through the ropes into the second ring. He runs into the ropes and then leaps onto the middle of the top rope. He jumps off with a springboard huracanrana that he turns into a DDT!! The fans cheer]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner pulls Donovan up into a powerbomb, but Donovan swings around on his shoulders and drops him headfirst with a reverse rana!!

[The US Airways Center cheers. "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan motions for Tanner to get to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan spears Tanner out of his boots! He scoops Adrian Tanner Jr. up and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan hits Tanner in the chest with a yakuza kick! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying headbutt!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan pulls him up and dropkicks him over the ropes between the two rings. He ties him up between the second & top rope. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and somersaults guillotine legdrops his head!! The 2-0-3!

[The audience roars and starts chanting "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" Donovan steps into the second ring and runs into the ropes. He jumps onto the middle of the top rope and springboards over Tanner, catching him by the hair and driving the back of his head into his knee]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Air Mairin! "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan irish whips him into the ropes and handsprings into a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan goes for a suplex but Tanner blocks it. He counters with a suplex of his own and drops him on his head with a brainbuster! He lifts him up into a cobra clutch, and swings him around into a slam!

[The fans boo. Tanner looks slightly hurt, then pulls Donovan up into a full nelson. He climbs to the second turnbuckle, while Ron Reid gives Tanner till the count of five]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. rides Donovan's face down into the mat! He follows it up with a full nelson STF! He pulls back on Marty Donovan's head & arms.

[Ron Reid checks in but Donovan shakes his head, refusing to give up. Tanner continues to crank back on it. He pulls him up and leads him over to the corner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner reverse russian legsweeps Donovan's face into the top turnbuckle. He gets a running start and hits him with a double kneeshot to the back!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. straightjacket suplexes "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan out of the corner!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. hammerlock suplexes him and then applies a shortarm scissors. He rocks back on Marty Donovan's aching arm, trying to cash in on all the damage he's done to Sun's arm all night.

[Ron Reid crouches over them, asking Donovan if he wants to give it up but Marty shakes his head. Tanner steps through the ropes, but Donovan back kicks him in the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan front facelocks Tanner and pulls him out with Adrian's feet still on the second rope. Spike DDT! He backflips into a standing shooting star press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan pulls him up into an armtrap neckbreaker! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a frog splash!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan fireman's carries Tanner up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. He runs up the ropes and flips Tanner with a dragonrana!! He cartwheels into a standing moonsault!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle but Tanner grabs Marty by his tie, crotching Marty on the turnbuckle.

Phil Blauer: Hey! DQ the man, Reid!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the second turnbuckle and DDTs him!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Donovan over the ropes to the arena floor. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, and flips off into a corkscrew plancha onto Marty Donovan!!

[The fans boo. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the apron and gets a running start, catching Marty Donovan with a huracanrana on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He hops onto the middle of the top rope and springboard sentons Donovan, crashing him into the railing!!

[Some fans cheer but the majority boo Adrian Tanner Jr. Tanner climbs up onto the apron and gets a running start. He backflips into a shooting star press but Donovan rolls out of the way and he hits the concrete!! The audience comes to life]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan rolls back into the ring and gets a running start and baseball slide kicks Tanner into the guadrail! He runs into the ropes again and dives over the ropes, catching Adrian Tanner with a suicide plancha!!

[The US Airways Center erupts with cheers. Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Marty Donovan up and running ligerbombs him on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sons of Sam Horn! Marty Donovan rolls back into the ring and springboards off the top rope into a senton!!

[The crowd chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" Marty Donovan hops onto the middle of the top rope and backflips into an asai moonsault reverse DDT in the aisleway]

Guillermo O'Bannon: River City Ransom! Donovan handsprings into an inverted rolling thunder on the floor!! Feed The Birds!

[Marty Donovan rolls Adrian Tanner into the ring and tosses a chair over the ropes into the ring. He sets the chair up near the ropes and runs into the opposite side. He vaults off the chair onto the middle of the top rope and then backflips into a moonsault legdrop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Air Marty!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan irish whips him but Adrian Tanner reverses it and shoots him into the corner. He follows in with a shoulder to Donovan's gut, another drops him on his ass. Tanner whiplash dropkicks him in the face while Marty Donovan is slumped against the turnbuckle! A move he calls �I took the two hour flight to Phoenix and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!�

Phil Blauer: We don't have enough time left in this match for names that long.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash!! The Fall From Grace!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Marty's legs, and windmills him up, but Donovan catches him with a headlock on the way up and bulldogs him!

[Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives over him with a sunset flip]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Setting Sun!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Sun's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits Tanner in the chest with a double stomp to the chest!! Suburban Stomp!

[The audience lets out a collective "OH!" Marty Donovan climbs up to the top turnbuckle again and backflips into a moonsault but Tanner puts his knees up!! Donovan staggers around, clutching his stomach]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. cradles his leg and flips Donovan into a perfectplex! The SureShot!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner butterflies Donovan's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook canadian backbreaker, then flips him into a dominator!! Welcome to the Desert!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a 450 legdrop across Marty Donovan's throat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Wake-Up Call!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Marty Donovan into the ropes and drops him on his head with a belly to belly brainbuster!! He pulls Donovan up into a styles clash and then drops him into a piledriver!! The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner picks Donovan up into a DDT and jumps up, but Marty Donovan spinebusters him into the ropes and then flapjacks his facefirst into the canvas and rolls up into a liontamer! The Suffering!

[Marty Donovan pulls back on Tanner's legs, pushing his face into the canvas. Tanner reaches out for the ropes but is too far away. Ron Reid checks in but Tanner shakes his head, refusing to tap out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner crawls over and grabs the bottom rope. Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a senton bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan irish whips Tanner into the ropes but Adrian comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Marty Donovan up in a fireman's carry and spins him into a TKO!! He smacks him in the teeth with his Daytripper Superkick!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper. He stands up, and lifts Donova up into a suplex position, then drops them on their head with a reverse brainbuster!! The Problem Solver (v2.0)!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reapplies the dragon sleeper. He locks his fingers together and cranks back on Donovan's head & neck.

[Ron Reid asks Donovan if he wants to tap out but he doesn't answer. He tests Marty's arm but he keeps it up and the match continues]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up and measures him for a Daytripper, but Marty Donovan ducks and grabs him in a cravate. He runs up the ropes into his sliced bread #2 but Tanner slips out and Donovan lands on his feet behind him. Tanner hits The Daytripper!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

Phil Blauer: NO!

[The crowd jumps to their feet. Fear Factory�s �Terminate� and Ron Reid hands Adrian Tanner Jr. both his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship and Hardkore Australia Heavyweight title belts]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner retains his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title in a hell of a match...

[Tanner blasts Donovan in the face with his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt!! Roscoe Law, Angel, and Syberus run down to the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Society of the New Breed is putting the boots to Marty Donovan!

[The US Airways Center boos. Roscoe Law pulls Donovan up in an inverted facelock and lifts him up into a reverse slingshot brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Roscoe Law hits Donovan with The Badger Spike! Syberus pulls him up into The Pure Confidence DDT!!

[Cobryn runs into the ring with a chair and The Society of the New Breed scatter like roaches! The audience lets out an earsplitting pop]

Phil Blauer: It's Cobryn!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Why is Cobryn saving Marty Donovan?

[Kilroy Evans and Andrew Karnage run into the ring and help Marty Donovan to his feet. They stand behind Cobryn, as he picks up the house mic]

Cobryn: "Halloween's over. At the Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup, The REAL Society of the New Breed is back!"

Phil Blauer: I can't believe it!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cobryn is back in Hardkore World!

[Syberus and Cobryn scream threats at one another from across the US Airways Center as Tanner, Angel, and Roscoe Law drag Syberus to the back]
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - MAY 2008

PALM SPRINGS PUNISHMENT 2008

HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
ADRIAN TANNER JR. vs. Dougie Ray Bullet vs. Jagi Shiro

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[The beginning chords of "Away" by Mercy Drive strike up as Mrs. Nickie seductively struts out from behind the curtain, followed immediately by Dougie Ray, who suggestively embraces her from behind. The Palm Springs fans welcome him back to the ring. They then begin their trek down to the ring, hand in hand, with Dougie leading the way. As they reach the ring, Nickie hops unto the ring apron and holds the ropes open for her man, who quickly sneaks in a kiss before entering the ring and doing his signature spin and pose.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet has sat at home, watching The Fists of Blood live without impunity for the past four months, stewing. He decided to cost The Shiro's their chance at becoming the first Hardkore World Tag Team Champions to win the Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. Now he wants to win his first singles championship from Adrian Tanner Jr. and keep Jagi Shiro from doing the same.

Yolanda Ando: Dougie Ray Bullet wears aqua blue trunks with the word, "Bullet", embroidered on the back. His knee pads are black, and he wears black calf length leather boots.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Ron Reid. Accompanied to the ring by Mrs. Nickie; from Gatorsville, Florida; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds...DOUGIE RAY BULLET!!!"

[�Burn in My Light� by Mercy Drive blasts from the PA system as Jagi Shiro steps out onto the rampway with a arrogant smirk on his face. He heads to the ring dismissing the fans]

Phil Blauer: I think we're reaching our Mercy Drive limit for one match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro teamed up with Dougie Ray Bullet to nearly win battle royal at this year's Hardkore Helloween pay-per-view. But Jagi, along with his brothers, showed his appreciation by putting Dougie on the shelf for four months with a severe concussion and humiliating her wife by stripping her on national television. Tonight he looks to acheive his immediate goal of winning the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship and take a thorn out of The Shiro Brothers' side by putting Bullet back on the shelf...

[Dougie Ray Bullet runs up the aisle and STOs Jagi Shiro on the concrete!! The fans erupt with cheers]

Phil Blauer: Dougie Ray Bullet isn't waiting for the niceties of ring entrances to get at the man who hurt his wife!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bullet whacks Jagi Shiro with a european uppercut that backs him up, and then clotheslines him over the railing into the audience!

Phil Blauer: Wow!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet balances on the railing, and flying body presses him in the 12th row!!

[The fans chant "DOUG-IE!! DOUG-IE!! DOUG-IE!! DOUG-IE!! DOUG-IE!!" Adrian Tanner Jr. runs out and climbs over the railing to join them]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Adrian Tanner Jr. running out to join the fracas!

Phil Blauer: That's a $10 word.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. whacks Jagi Shiro in the chest with a hard knife edge chop. Shiro stumbles into Dougie who cracks him with another european uppercut.

[Jagi pinballs back into Tanner who hits him with another knife edge chop. Bullet rattles Jagi's teeth with another european uppercut]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner knocks Jagi to the floor with a roaring elbow! Dougie Ray Bullet runs and punt kicks Shiro across the temple!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center lets out a collective "OH!!" and Jagi faints. Adrian Tanner Jr. textbook suplexes Jagi Shiro onto the concrete floor out in the audience]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet pulls Shiro up by the hair and tosses him over the railing into the ringside area. He rolls into the ring and runs into the ropes. Bullet dives over the ropes and flying planchas Jagi!!

[The fans cheer! Adrian Tanner Jr. gets up on the apron and gets a running start, catching Jagi Shiro with a huracanarana on the cement!! Jagi rolls over, bleeding from his forehead]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bullet rolls Jagi into the ring, and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He jumps off with a missle dropkick!! Jagi Shiro stumbles up but Adrian Tanner flips over his shoulder with a blockbuster!

[The crowd cheers. Dougie Ray Bullet irish whips a bleeding Jagi Shiro into the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Shiro catches him with a double underhook DDT! The cheers turn to jeers]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. moves in on Jagi, but Shiro mule kicks him in the groin from behind.

[The crowd boos and while Tanner clutches his balls, Jagi says "How about a Generic Cocky Heel smack?" and then slaps Tanner across the face! Hardkore Hall lets out a collective "OH!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro twists Adrian Tanner Jr.'s arm and then hook kicks him in the face! He pulls Dougie Ray Bullet up into a double underhook, and then flips him into tigerdriver '91!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Dougie Ray Bullet claps his legs together on Jagi's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro pulls Bullet up but Dougie rakes his eyes. He grabs Jagi in a side headlock. But Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Bullet in a headlock of his own!

[Hardkore Hall laughs at two men headlocking one another. Jagi Shiro pushes them both into the turnbuckles, especially sandwhiching Dougie]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi back elbows Dougie in the face, and Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Bullet up and drops him into a backbreaker.

Phil Blauer: Dougie and Adrian have been focusing on Jagi most of the match, but now Tanner seems to be realizing that Dougie wants his belt just as bad. Double teaming Jagi mostly benefits Dougie.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. dropkicks Jagi Shiro. He kneedrives Bullet in the small of his back, and then drops an elbow. Jagi comes over and tries to kick him but Tanner catches his foot. Jagi swings around with an enzuigiri kick!

[The fans start chanting "Fuck You Jagi *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Jagi *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Jagi *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" A busted open Jagi Shiro flips them off and gets a running start, catching Tanner with a huracanrana]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro irish whips Dougie Ray Bullet into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster! Tornado Buster!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Dougie Ray Bullet kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi pulls him up by the arm but Dougie and Adrian Tanner Jr. double armdrag him over! Dougie stays on his knees and when Tanner goes over to him, Bullet pops up to his feet into a dropkick!

[The crowd pops, and Dougie Ray Bullet goes over and applies a hammerlock to Jagi's arm. He pulls up on Shiro's wrist, trying to hyperextend his elbow]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Dougie is hoping to have the same success he had at last year's Palm Springs Punishment, when he defeated Tarrasque in his own style of match, the falls count anywhere match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro reaches back and snapmares Bullet over his shoulder. He kicks Adrian Tanner Jr. in the kneecap, and follows it up with a jumping inside crescent kick! Tanner doesn't fall so Jagi finishes the Tiger Combo Kick so Jagi leg sweeps him to the mat.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. ducks under a knife edge chop and german suplexes Jagi Shiro]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jagi Shiro gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Jagi Shiro up in a fireman's carry and swings him over into an armbreaker! He applies a shortarm scissors to Jagi's arm. Dougie Ray Bullet keylocks Jagi's other arm!

[The audience applauds as Jagi shrieks in pain, both of his arms being twisted and tortured in different ways. Ron Reid crouches over him, asking him if he wants to submit]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The last time Adrian Tanner Jr. was on this show was Palm Springs Punishment 2006, when he and Andrew Karnage won the Hardkore World Tag Team titles from "The Punisher" Dan Stein & Lucifer Jones.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet releases the keylock on Jagi's arm, and grabs Adrian Tanner from behind. He pounds him in the chest with some harsh forearms, breaking up the shortarm scissors on Jagi's other arm. He pulls Jagi up, but Jagi thumbs him in the eye.

[The Palm Springs fans boo. Jagi Shiro lifts Dougie Ray Bullet up into a double underhook, then drops him facefirst]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Reverse Tiger Driver! Jagi Shiro headbutts Adrian Tanner Jr. in the face, and then irish whips him into the ropes. Shiro tiltawhirls him into a powerslam!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie walks over but Jagi Shiro kips up into a huracanrana!! He pulls Dougie up into a suplex, but Bullet blocks it. He counters with a suplex of his own on Jagi.

[The crowd cheers. Dougie Ray Bullet applies a reverse chinlock. He locks his hands together and pulls up on Jagi's jawline. Shiro bleeds on the canvas]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bullet wraps his legs together on Jagi Shiro's torso, clamping down on his kidneys. Ron Reid checks in to see if Jagi wants to tap out.

[Dougie Ray Bullet irish whips Jagi Shiro chestfirst into the corner. Dougie then irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. hard into the corner to deliver a hard double kneeshot to Shiro's back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Jagi out of the corner into a waiting dropkick to the face by Dougie Ray! Tanner applies an armbar.

[Tanner sticks his knee into Jagi's shoulderblade while wearing down his elbow. Dougie Ray Bullet applies an armbar to his other arm, and applies a headscissors as well]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bullet wrenches back on Jagi's arm, while clamping down on his head with his powerful legs. Tanner clamps down Shiro's on his other arm. Dougie Ray Bullet pulls Shiro up and irish whips him into Tanner, who drop toeholds him facefirst into the turnbuckles!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. reverse russian legsweeps Jagi Shiro's bloody face into the turnbuckle! Tanner turns around into a clothesline by Bullet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes, but Tanner comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dougie Ray Bullet kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sits Jagi Shiro up on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle, but Dougie hammers him from behind with some forearms. Jagi takes the advantage to go up & over on Tanner with a sunset flip tigerbomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Jagi's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro flips Dougie Ray Bullet in a northern lights suplex!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dougie Ray Bullet gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. and front facelocks him, and climbs to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off with a tornado DDT!!

[Shiro irish whips Tanner into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Tanner catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! He lifts Jagi up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes him]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jagi Shiro gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet walks right into an enzuigiri by Adrian Tanner Jr.! Tanner lifts Dougie up into a fireman's carry and then swings him over into a gutbuster. He snap suplexes Bullet.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls him up into another snap suplex, but Dougie Ray Bullet rolls back into an inside cradle]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner runs into a drop toehold by Bullet, and then Dougie sticks his knees into Adrian's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow.

[Dougie pulls down on Tanner's neck & crossed knees, impaling him on his knees. Ron Reid checks in to see if Adrian wants to submit, but Tanner shakes his head]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. suffered a neck injury a few months ago at SPW's Wrestlebowl and had to pull out of the 2008 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. Now he's returning to the ring to take on two of the top contenders for the title he's held since September of 2007.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet seems to be zeroing in on that neck with this bow & arrow. Jagi Shiro slingshots himself over the ropes into a senton across Tanner's exposed stomach!!

[The audience lets out an "OH!!" Dougie Ray Bullet but Jagi Shiro lays into him with a few stiff chops. He shoots him into the ropes and then catches him with an emerald frosion]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro irish whips Dougie Ray Bullet into the corner, but when he charges in Jagi rolls over him into a briscoe sunset flip!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jagi Shiro claps his legs together on Bullet's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro gets up into a step up enzuigiri by Adrian Tanner Jr.! Tanner shoots Jagi into the ropes, but Shiro hops onto the middle of the second rope and spins off with an asai leg lariot!

[The fans boo. Dougie Ray Bullet pulls Jagi up by the wrist and he twists his arm. He drops down into an armbreaker! Adrian Tanner Jr. wraps his arms and flips him into a cattle mutilation]

Phil Blauer: Tanner sticks the bridge and puts pressure of the arms that Tanner & Dougie have been wearing down for the past eighteen minutes.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ron Reid asks Jagi Shiro if he wants to submit but the EEW Junior Heavyweight Champion is refusing. Tanner pulls him up into a tiger driver '91!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jagi Shiro claps his legs together on Bullet's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. release dragon suplexes Jagi Shiro! He grabs another full nelson on the mat, pulling up on his head & arms.

[Shiro bleeds all over the mat. Dougie Ray Bullet runs off the ropes and punt kicks Jagi in the face! The crowd lets out a big "OH!!" at the sound of Dougie's boot meeting Jagi's teeth]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Jagi up into a full nelson against the corner and then drives his bloody face into the mat from the second rope!

[Dougie holds Jagi Shiro over the middle ropes, and procedes to torture him by raking the eyes and face, while applying pressure with a knee to his back. Adrian Tanner charges him but Dougie Ray Bullet hotshots his throat on the top rope]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Phil Blauer: Twenty minutes gone and still no one eliminated.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet suplexes Adrian Tanner Jr. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jagi Shiro trips him and crotches him on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the second rope and catches Dougie with a Tigercanrana!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dougie Ray Bullet kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro irish whips Tanner, but Adrian reverses it and shoots Jagi in the turnbuckles. Tanner follows in with repeated shoulders to the gut, making Jagi slump against the corner. Tanner backs up and runs in with a whiplash corner dropkick to the face!! �I took the seven hour flight to Palm Springs and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!�

[The audience boos Adrian Tanner Jr. as Jagi bleeds against the bottom turnbuckle. Dougie Ray Bullet comes from behind with a running bulldog! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flies off with a diving cross body]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls it over)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dougie Ray Bullet kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls to his feet and lifts Dougie up in a fireman's carry and swings him into a TKO!! He scoops him up and drops Bullet on his head with a michinoku driver II!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Dougie Ray Bullet kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. turns around into a lariot by Jagi Shiro! Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star press!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet jumps off the top rope and catches Jagi Shiro from behind with a flying bulldog!!

[The crowd cheers! Dougie scoops Shiro up, and sitout Owendriver '97s him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Gatorsville Plunge!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Jagi Shiro kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dougie Ray Bullet applies his katahajime known as The Gator Vice!! He clamps down on Jagi's throat, pulling back on his head.

[The audience cheers wildly! The front row of the audience slaps the front row, chanting "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. 450 legdrops both men, breaking up The Gator Vice!! He pulls Jagi Shiro up into a suplex and drops him on his head with a brainbuster!

[The fans boo. Suddenly "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan slides into the ring in only his Blau-Time boxer shorts holding a chair]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Hey! He stole my underwear!

Phil Blauer: Marty Donovan about to make a Philistine presence known in this match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan has had heat with both Dougie Ray Bullet and Jagi Shiro after that infamous ladder match, but who's he here to help?

[Marty Donovan slams an unawares Jagi Shiro in the back with that chair!! The crowd roars]

Phil Blauer: Well, Jagi's out.

[Donovan turns around and bends the frame on Dougie Ray Bullet's skull!! The fans boo that]

Phil Blauer: There goes Dougie.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. nods approvingly until Marty Donovan swings around and smashes him in the face with the chair as well]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan takes out the champ and the top two contenders to the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship!

Phil Blauer: Which by pro wrestling law makes him the top contender. That's just science.

[Marty Donovan looks satisfied by what he did and then slides out of the ring]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: By the way, I want my underwear back...

"The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan: Take em!

[Donovan takes off his boxers as the audience groans with disgust! Donovan fits them over Boone's face and flicks his nose hard]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: OW!

Guillermo O'Bannon: I could have gone my whole life without seeing that...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (sniffs) What smells like Fritos?

[Admist the distraction, inside the ring Jagi balances on his knuckles waiting for Dougie Ray Bullet to get to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro catches a dazed Dougie Ray Bullet with his RKO!! The Kill!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 24 minutes 12 seconds; DOUGIE RAY BULLET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!"

[The fans boo. Dougie Ray Bullet rolls out of the ring, slapping the apron. Mrs. Nickie consoles him as he walks to the back. Jagi Shiro turns around and smiles at Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Phil Blauer: After twenty four minutes of intense action we're down to the EEW Junior Heavyweight Champion vs. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner runs at him, catching Jagi Shiro with a flying armscissors into a crucifix armbar. He rows back on Jagi's aching arm, trying to eliminate the last man trying to take his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship.

[A bloody Jagi stomps his heels into the mat, crying out in pain, but refuses to tap out. Tanner sits up but Jagi rakes his eyes, to escape the armbar. Jagi gutwrench suplexes Tanner and then slaps the back of his head repeatedly, yelling "You like that, huh Junior? HUH?"]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro lifts Tanner up in a crucifix and then starts spinning him round & round. He finally drops him in a hangman's neckbreaker!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi lifts Tanner up into a suplex and then sets his stomach on the top rope, letting him hang there. He runs into the ropes and baseball slides Tanner's feet out from under him, causing his face to hit the apron!

[The fans boo. Jagi Shiro slingshots himself over the rops, catching Adrian Tanner Jr. with a huracanrana onto the concrete on the way over!! A bleeding Jagi stands up and bows for the jeering crowd]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a 360 shooting star press but Adrian Tanner Jr. avoids The Big Bang Theory!!

[The fans boo. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up onto the apron and gets a running start, backflipping into a shooting star press on the floor!! Jagi bleeds all over the concrete]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls back into the ring and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope then jumps off, catching Jagi Shiro with spinning huracanrana into a tornado DDT on the cement!!

[The impact raises Jagi up to his knees, with blood running down his face. Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls him back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jagi Shiro runs up the turnbuckles, and catches him under the chin with a flying knee!! He catches Adrian Tanner Jr. with his Kill RKO off the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ultimate Kill!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi double underhooks Adrian Tanner Jr.'s arms and then lifts him up & over, but Tanner slips out and lands behind him in an inverted facelock. He snaps back into a reverse DDT russian legsweep!! The SnapShot!

[The fans boo Adrian Tanner Jr. as he climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall From Grace!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

["Hatredy" by Dethklok plays and Hardkore Hall boos and jeers an exhausted Adrian Tanner Jr.]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 27 minutes 19 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...'THE ARIZONA ASSASSIN' ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt and clutches it tight to his chest. He rolls out of the ring, but suddenly "The Punisher" Dan Stein comes out of the crowd]

Phil Blauer: Hey! It's Black Pete from those old Disney cartoons!

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's "The Punisher" Dan Stein!

Phil Blauer: We already experienced some intereference from Sun, now it's time for Pun!

[Dan Stein whacks Tanner with a stiff Peacemaker baseball swing right across the head, knocking him out cold!! The crowd roars with a huge pop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dan Stein wants some payback for Adrian Tanner Jr. putting him on the shelf for 8 months with a broken neck!

[Dan Stein walks over and flips the announcers table on its side]

Phil Blauer: Woah, woah, woah!

[Dan Stein looks at Phil]

Phil Blauer: It's cool. It's cool.

[Dan Stein puts the table between him and Tanner and then drops a Twilight Hammer hangman's neckbreaker on his neck right over the edge of the table]

Guillermo O'Bannon: OH!! Dan Stein is back in Hardkore World and seems to be settling some old scores!

["The Punisher" Dan Stein smiles at Adrian Tanner Jr., then vanishes again through the crowd]
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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - JULY 2008

HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Barbed Wire Match
ADRIAN TANNER JR. vs. �The Rising Sun� Marty Donovan

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[Open up on the Hardkore World Ring Crew led by Hardkore Rocky Mountains mascot Vince Killer stringing up the barbed wire]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coming up is a rematch for Adrian Tanner Jr.'s Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Their last match in Phoenix didn't even stop after the bell.

[Cut to video dated "Phoenix US Airways Center 2/21/08]

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Marty Donovan up in a fireman's carry and spins him into a TKO!! He smacks him in the teeth with his Daytripper Superkick!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper. He stands up, and lifts Donova up into a suplex position, then drops them on their head with a reverse brainbuster!! The Problem Solver (v2.0)!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reapplies the dragon sleeper. He locks his fingers together and cranks back on Donovan's head & neck.

[Ron Reid asks Donovan if he wants to tap out but he doesn't answer. He tests Marty's arm but he keeps it up and the match continues]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up and measures him for a Daytripper, but Marty Donovan ducks and grabs him in a cravate. He runs up the ropes into his sliced bread #2 but Tanner slips out and Donovan lands on his feet behind him. Tanner hits The Daytripper!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

Phil Blauer: NO!

[The crowd jumps to their feet. Fear Factory�s �Terminate� and Ron Reid hands Adrian Tanner Jr. both his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship and Hardkore Australia Heavyweight title belts]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 20 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner retains his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title in a hell of a match...

[Tanner blasts Donovan in the face with his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt!! Roscoe Law, Angel, and Syberus run down to the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Society of the New Breed is putting the boots to Marty Donovan!

[The US Airways Center boos. Roscoe Law pulls Donovan up in an inverted facelock and lifts him up into a reverse slingshot brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Roscoe Law hits Donovan with The Badger Spike! Syberus pulls him up into The Pure Confidence DDT!!

[Cobryn runs into the ring with a chair and The Society of the New Breed scatter like roaches! The audience lets out an earsplitting pop]

Phil Blauer: It's Cobryn!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Why is Cobryn saving Marty Donovan?


Phil Blauer: Why was Cobryn saving Marty Donovan?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm not sure anymore....Hey...what the hell is going on behind us?

[Lucifer Jones, with a neckbrace on and those polio crutches, starts climbing over the guardrail. He piefaces a young man in a Noir t-shirt to the ground as the front row starts to stir and stand to their feet trying to get a glimpse at the retired wrestler.]

Phil Blauer: It's Drop Dead Fred!

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's former Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion Lucifer Jones! What are you...

Lucifer Jones: Shove over ya twat...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yes sir.

Phil Blauer: I tell him that all the time, Mr. Lucifer.

Lucifer Jones: One more word outta ya and I'll do to ya head what I did to Domino's snatch.

Phil Blauer: Sounds fair.

Lucifer Jones: *Putting on a headset and wincing as he sits down** Hell, I was in town and figured I'd come over here and show Guillermo how a REAL man does proper commentary during a big name match such as this.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Great.

Phil Blauer: Awwww, see Guillermo? He missed us.

[Phil pats Jones on the shoulder and Jones shoots him an evil eye.]

Lucifer Jones: You touch me again and I'll chew your greasy fat face off, shit head.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Charming.

["Driver's High" by L'Arc En Ciel plays and The Staples Center cheers. Pyros go off as "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan comes out with a handful of merchandise. He makes a quick buck selling it to the crowd at inflated prices]

Lucifer Jones: I like that guy. He's a plucky little fucker, ain't he?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Indeed. However, Marty Donovan was on the losing end of a hilarious yet brutal tuxedo match against Kilroy Evans at Palm Springs Punishment 2008. Now that he seems to have ditched the services of Phil Blauer...

Phil Blauer: Our protege relationship is on hold while I groom a more talented individual.

[Matt Boone smoothes out his hair, then licks his fingers and smoothes out his eyebrows]

Phil Blauer: "Nasty" Ned Chambers.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But he doesn't even work here anymore, sir.

Phil Blauer: I miss Ned.

Lucifer Jones: I miss being able to piss standing up.

Phil Blauer: Same thing, I guess.

Yolanda Ando: Marty Donovan is wearing a Jericho style wrestling vest and tights. The outfit is completely covered with Nascar style iron on advertisements.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Barbed Wire Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first; from Cheshire, Connecticut; Standing 6 feet; Weighing 190 pounds...'THE RISING SUN' MARTY DONOVAN!!!

[The Los Angeles fans cheer wildly. Red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays through the PA. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. He stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides under the barbed wire, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. was able to decidedly win that threeway dance between himself, Jagi Shiro, and Dougie Ray Bullet at Palm Springs Punishment 2008 to retain his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship. Now he turns his attentions to one of the greatest enigmas of Hardkore World, "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan. But Adrian Tanner Jr. also means something special in your career, LuJo. He was the last match of your career when you had that impromptu retirement at the end of last year's Hardkore Helloween 2007.

[Cut to video dated "Hardkore Helloween 2007 10/31/07"]

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones irish whips Tanner into the ropes and tiltawhirls him into a neckbuster onto his knee!! Up the Punks!

[The crowd jeers and boos. Lucifer Jones picks him up in an inverted facelock and flips him into a reverse brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The StinkMata!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts Tanner up into a wheelbarrow, then catches him with a tiger suplex in mid-air!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jones grabs him in a rude awakening and then flips him headfirst into a Yankee Cracker!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lucifer Jones lifts him up into a double underhook canadian backbreaker, but Tanner goes over the top into a sunset flip!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

["Terminate� by Fear Factory plays and The Gund Arena leaps to their feet! Adrian Tanner crawls to the ropes and Bill Kasal hands him all three of his championship belts]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 24 minutes 6 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE AMERICA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The Gund Arena crowd rocks with cheers as Adrian Tanner Jr. stands in the middle of the ring, triumphant and a bloody mess. Jones uses the ropes to help himself up and staggers over to Tanner, grabbing his shoulder.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait a second, I don't think this is over!

[Tanner swings around ready knock Jones out, but Jones stands there, swaying on his feet and offers his hand in friendship]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Like Tanner's gonna fall for that one! Who the hell would trust a man like Lucifer Jones!?

[Tanner shrugs him off but stares into Jones' eyes, unsure of whats going on. Jones stumbles over to the ropes again and motions for the microphone as he looks out over the crowd triumphantly]

Lucifer Jones: "Cleveland, Ohio...

Adrian Tanner Jr...

friends...

fans...

scum of the Earth that worship at my feet...

I just wanted to thank you."

[The crowd goes silent.]

Phil Blauer: Someone's gotta fix that mic...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Huh!?

Lucifer Jones: "It's strange to hear that coming from my mouth, I know. Believe me, I know."

[He wipes the sweat out his eyes and flicks it to the ground, as Adrian Tanner Jr. backs into the corner and stares Jones down]

Lucifer Jones: "For almost ten long years, since the day the great Cyrus Williams took the effort to sign me up, KNOWING my past and KNOWING my unstable nature...

I've bled for all of you. I've sweated buckets and spilt more blood than a Texas slaughterhouse all around the world in the name of Hardkore World. I've made more enemies than humanly possibly in every country and had a damn bloody fantastic time doing it!"

Phil Blauer: Where's this going?

[The crowd unsure of what's going on stays hushed. Even Tanner stands there with a pained look on his face and listens intently]

LuJo: "So for that, I thank you. But...

it's hard to even say it...

but this was my last match here in Hardkore World."

Guillermo O'Bannon: What?!?!

[The crowd is shocked. Some people actually cheer, but most just listen in with shocked faces]

Guillermo O'Bannon: What!? That's it!?

Lucifer Jones: "Believe me, this is not by choice. I have unfinished business in this place and a couple scumbags in the back who deserve a right proper stomping by yours truly, truly they do. But for all my swagger and all my toughness, the years of drinking and abuse....

heh...

it's funny to even have to admit this...

but it's finally caught up to ol' Uncle Jonesy. Guys like Karnage, guys like Gojira, Kilroy Evans, and Robert Hunglestein, the know what I'm talking about. They know the look on the doctor's face when they tell you that you need to take a break from this "thing we do" or else, and you just smile in their face, eat a bottle of Vicodin, tell em' to fuck right off, and go on to the next match.

Well, folks...

this is it. One more match, the doc said, and I'm done. One more match and it's game over. A life of being strapped to a bloody Rascal Skooter, being fed through a tube.

And that's something I can't live with.

Tonight, this man right here..."

[Jones walks over to Tanner and grabs his hand, both men a bloody mess]

"...this man almost killed me. And for that, I gotta thank you."

[Tanner looks around, bewildered and not sure if he trusts Jones, but shakes his hand anyway to the cheers of the crowd]

Lucifer Jones: "Relax, mate. If I was gonna slit your throat or stab you in the back, it would have happened before the match already started. But halfway through this match, with not even getting dropped on my head square on the concrete yet...

things went all wonky like for me. Not right in the head. I'm still seeing triple as I stand here talking to you all. I could feel the ligaments in me neck and spine starting to crumble and my guts burning with bile, but...

but you made me wanna keep fighting, Tanner. YOU, the crowd, made me wanna keep going. I never wanted it to end like this, but sometimes life doesn't always do what you expect it to do. So I gotta stop, folks. I never expected to have to retire this early, and due to my own stupid bloody health reasons, but it's time to face reality and deal with it. It wasn't the battles with Syberus, or Dan Stein, or anybody else on the roster for that matter, hell...

or even the countless nights of being carved with barbed wire and shredded with glass...

it was my own stubborness to keep going. To keep pushing.

And I've pushed too far.

But you glorious bastards MADE me wanna push it to the limit! You fuckers were the reason I kept going! So thank you!"

[Jones raises his hand high and the crowd cheers wildly, some in tears. Tanner slaps him on the back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: He made these fans red in the face with anger over the years, but the point is he thrilled them, and I think the crowd is thanking him for that.

Lucifer Jones: "I want you all to remember these words when I go...

Some have loved me...

Most have hated me...

but all...

all of them feared and respected me. For I am the Devil...

and I am here to do the Devil's work.

So raise a pint high in the air Cleveland, Ohio. Here's to you, cheers mates."

[The entire Gund Arena lets loose with a deafening "CHEERS!" as Jones raises his hand high and smiles]

"Goodnight Cleveland.

And goodnight Hardkore World."

[With that, Jones wipes the sweat out his of eyes for one last time and shakes Tanner's hand again. He looks back over the crowd with a look of regret, but slides under the ropes and limps down the entranceway as the crowd chants his name]

Guillermo O'Bannon: After a stellar career including two Hardkore America Heavyweight Championships, a Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship, Hardkore Britain Heavyweight Championship, and Hardkore World Tag Team Championship, Lucifer Jones goes out a great way. On his feet, and after a show stealing match!


Guillermo O'Bannon: That was a great way to end a career, champ.

Lucifer Jones: *Teary eyed* Yeah well, if I'd have faced anyone less a talent than someone like Tanner, I'd probably still be limping my ass down to the ring for a match. If I'd have known that he would have turned into Syberus' very own personal cock massager...

I never would signed up for that match in the first place. Goddamn sell-out.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters, encased in the �Superman� logo on both legs. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt is strapped around his waist.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 228 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The Los Angeles crowd boos and Mike Peters signals for the bell. Adrian Tanner Jr. and "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs a headlock. He rolls Donovan over into a side headlock takedown. He holds on to the headlock, grinding him into the mat.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Tanner's never done very well in LA The last time Adrian Tanner Jr. was here was in September 2006, when he and his partner Andrew Karnage lost their Hardkore World Tag Team Championships to Cobryn & Robert Hunglestien III in a steel cage match. A year before that in September 2005, he lost to Kilroy Evans.

Lucifer Jones: Kilroy ain't no slouch, Boone. Very hard to get a good grip on that fat bastard when you're trying to lock up with him. It's a combination of fried chicken grease, Crisco, and Southern bred obesity that makes him slicker than frozen goose shit.

Phil Blauer: I tried to warn Marty about that but he was all like "Luke warm goose shit maybe, but frozen goose shit?" And I was all like "You'll see." And he was all like-

[Lujo pulls Phil's tie down until his face hits the desk]

Phil Blauer: OW!!! But I digress...

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Mary Donovan works his way to his feet with Tanner hanging on to the headlock. Tanner spins around, grabbing him by the arm and armdragging him.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knee in to Donovan's shoulder and clamps down on his elbow. He wrenches up on Sun's arm, making him cry out in pain]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan kips up to his feet and Japanese armdrags him over. He applies an armbar of his own.

[The LA fans start clapping faster & faster, rooting Marty on. Mike Peters checks in to see if Tanner wants to submit]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan converts it into a shortarm scissors. He rocks back on Tanner's trapped arm.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: However, the last time "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan was in LA, he successfully defended this same Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship against "The Unlucky One" 13.

Phil Blauer: The Unlucky 113.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: What did I say?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan pulls him up into a snap suplex. He rolls his hips and pulls him up into a second snap suplex. Rising Sun gives him a third snap suplex to complete the three amigos.

["The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan dropkicks Adrian Tanner Jr. He waits for Tanner to get up and then smashes him in the face with a shotei palm strike]

Lucifer Jones: Ha! Popped him right in the nose like a little bitch!

[Jones lights up a cigarette and Guillermo starts to fan away the smoke.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sorry, Jones. There's no smoking during the broadcast. Arena rules.

Lucifer Jones: You kiddin' me? Fine. Boone! Come here!

[Matt Boone walks over to him and Jones quickly grabs him in a headlock and stubs out the cigarette into his bald spot.]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: OW!!! What the hell!?

Lucifer Jones: Happy now, ya' lousy Irish prick? Now Matt's gonna cry. Boone! Thank Guillermo for making me put that cigarette out.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: *Sniffling and rubbing the burn on his head* Thanks a lot, Mr. O'Bannon...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Whatever. Adrian Tanner Jr. responds with a few knife edge chops. He takes to the air and hits him with a dropkick of his own. Tanner pulls him up and gives him a reciept for that snap suplex.

Lucifer Jones: Insensitive prick.

[The Staples Center boos as Tanner mocks Donovan with another couple snap suplexes. He scoops Donovan up and drops him into a backbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner Jr. elbow drops Donovan in the small of the back. He drives his knee into his back and then steps on the backs of his knees and rolls him up into a surfboard.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. bounces Donovan up & down while pulling down on his twisted arms. Mike Peters checks in but Marty refuses to quit]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Marty up and drops him on his knee with another backbreaker but holds him down on his knee for the submission.

Phil Blauer: Tanner wearing down the back like Adamle is wearing down the audience.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pushes down on Donovan's chin and knees, trying to cut him in half with his knee. He pulls Marty up into a suplex, but Marty floats over onto his feet behind him. He running bulldogs Tanner's face into the mat!

[The fans come to life! "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. in a front waistlock and flips him into a northern lights suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Burning Star IV!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Phil Blauer: Tanner gets to his knees and Donovan scrambles his porn with a shining wizard kick!

Lucifer Jones: Scrambles his...

what? The fuck did you just say?

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan lifts Tanner up on his shoulders and then somersaults into a rolling samoan drop! He steps up on the bottom turnbuckle and backflips into a moonsault! Donovan hops onto the second turnbuckle and flips into a second moonsault!! Rising Sun runs up the turnbuckles and hits the Three Evils moonsault!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Lucifer Jones: That's the problem with these young guys today. Too much flippin' around the mat like a Mexican monkey on cocaine. Whatever happened to just a good ol' fashioned down home beating?

Phil Blauer: I blame Japan. Have you seen the stuff going on over there? I can't tell if I'm watching a wrestling match or Cirque de Solei.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan scoops Tanner up but Adrian floats over onto his feet and reverse russian legsweeps his face into the barbed wire!!

[The Los Angeles fans let out a collective "OH!!" Donovan clutches his face as blood runs through his fingers]

Lucifer Jones: Ha! That's some good stuff right there.

Phil Blauer: We knew this match was gonna get ugly.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him out of the barbed wire by the waist and german suplexes him!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner textbook suplexes Donovan. He pulls him up into a front facelock and twists him around into a swinging neckbreaker!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch. He leans back on Donovan's arm while Marty bleeds a small pool of blood under his face. Tanner grabs Donovan's tights and The Staples Center boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan plants his feet and hiptosses his way out of the abdominal stretch. Tanner runs at him, but Rising Sun catches him with a huracanrana!!

[The Los Angeles fans pop! Marty Donovan irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the barbed wire and the audience jumps to their feet in celebration]

Phil Blauer: Now Adrian Tanner Jr. tastes the barbed wire!

Lucifer Jones: It's quite tasty actually.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan charges in with a stinger splash, pushing him into the barbed wire even farther!! The Rising Sun monkey flips him out of the barbed wire.

[Marty Donovan kicks Tanner in the chest, but Tanner catches the second one. Donovan twists around into a dragon tail whip kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan full nelsons his arms and flips into a cattle mutilation. He sticks the bridge and puts pressure on Tanner's neck & arms.

[Mike Peters checks in to see if Tanner wants to tap out but he refuses as he bleeds all over the mat. Marty Donovan releases the cattle mutilation and peppers him with kicks]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tries to kick back, but Donovan catches his boot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri! Donovan staggers and Tanner drop toeholds him facefirst into the barbed wire!!

[The Staples Center boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him out of the barbed wire with a full nelson and release dragon suplexes him across the ring]

Phil Blauer: The man who has held the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship since October of 2007 is back in control.

Lucifer Jones: It's pretty easy when you're facing Marty Donovan. Anything shiny or blinking with lights distracts him.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Marty Donovan up in a suplex and drops him on his head with a brainbuster! He full nelsons him again and steps up on the second turnbuckle. Tanner pulls back on Donovan's head & arms.

[Blood flows down Marty's face as Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls back on the full nelson. Tanner finally hops off and bulldogs his bloody face into the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Donovan by the head and steps up on the second turnbuckle. He hops off with a tornado DDT!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew moonsault but Marty Donovan rolls out of the way!! The fans come to life]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tries to get back to his feet but "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan hits him in the back of the head with an axe kick! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down on Tanner's chest with a Suburban Stomp!!

[The fans pop and Tanner rolls onto his side, clutching his chest. Marty Donovan pulls Tanner's head into his legs and facefirst piledrives his face into the canvas! A blood stain is left on the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and waits for Tanner to get to his feet. He vaults over him with a Setting Sunset flip!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Sun's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan motions for Tanner to get up, and then spears him into the barbed wire!!

[The fans roar! Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying headbutt, but Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls out of the way!! The air goes out of The Staples Center.]

Lucifer Jones: That's what you get for trying to please the fans with all those fancy moves of yours, Marty. No one likes a showboat, ya stupid git.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. butterflies Donovan's arms and flips him into a tigerdriver '91!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Marty Donovan claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Donovan up in a suplex and then leaves him up there.

[The Los Angeles fans boo as Tanner holds Sun up there. He finally drops him and Donovan sits up in pain, bleeding all over himself]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Marty Donovan up on his shoulders and swings him into a TKO! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a senton!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Marty Donovan gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up into a powerbomb, but Donovan swings around on his shoulders and flips back into a reverse rana!!

[The LA crowd erupts with cheers. Marty Donovan scoops him up and drops his face on the barbed wire!! Tanner stumbles back into a backcracker]

Lucifer Jones: What's the deal with that move? Seems like everyone does that shit now. Last year it was the Shining Wizard, this year it's the Lungblower. What's next? I swear to the baby Jesus, I start seein' you fuckers in the back using MY finisher, I'm taking your ass to court. That shit's copyrighted.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Marty Donovan atomic drops Tanner on the top turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. He climbs up the same corner and then comes crashing down with a New Haven County Stomp to his face!!

[The fans let out a collective "OH!!" and then applaud. Donovan pulls Tanner up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes him]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan scoops Adrian Tanner Jr. and drops him on his head with a michinoku driver II!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan climbs up on to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a frog splash but Adrian Tanner puts his knees up into his stomach!! Tanner pulls him up into a full nelson and then facefirst russian legsweep into the barbed wire!!

[The Los Angeles fans boo and Donovan kicks his heels into the mat in pain. Adrian Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a corkscrew moonsault]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. cradles Donovan's leg and flips him into a The SureShot fisherman's suplex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off, catching Donovan with a huracanrana into a spinning DDT!! He climbs back up on the turnbuckle and flips into a 450 legdrop!! The Wake Up Call!

Lucifer Jones: Everyone's got some goofy assed name for littlest move nowadays. Christ.

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sits Donovan on the top turnbuckle and then climbs up, but Marty smashes him in the face with a shotei, knocking him back to the mat. Donovan flips off the ropes and catches him with a dragonrana!!

[The Los Angeles fans cheer! Donovan grabs Tanner and tosses him into the barbed wire, tangling him between the top and second rope]

Phil Blauer: Ugh!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tangled in that barbed wire like a WWI soldier.

Phil Blauer: That's kind of a reach. Most of our viewers have no idea what your talking about.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Is that the one where we threw the tea into the river?

Lucifer Jones: No, you dumb ass. I'm pretty sure it was when the Nazi Germany seceded from America and that big civil war happened. Read a book now and then, yeah?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Good to see the U.K. is catching up to America in history proficiency. Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and somersaults into The 2-0-3 guillotine legdrop!!

[The Staples Center roars! Marty Donovan climbs back onto the top turnbuckle and jumps over Adrian Tanner Jr. grabbing his hair and slams the back of his head and slams it down on his bent knee]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Air Mairin! Tanner rolls out of the ring, clutching his head while Donovan gets a running start and baseball slide kicks him into the railing!

[The LA fans let out another "OH!!" Marty Donovan then backs up, gets a head of steam and dives over the barbed wire into a suicide plancha on Tanner that pops the crowd]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Donovan picks up a chair and slides it into the ring. He rolls into the ring and sets up the chair in front of the barbed wire. He climbs up on the top turnbuckle and flips into a somersault plancha that knocks Tanner into the railing!!

[The audience chants "SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!! SUN!!" as both Tanner and Donovan lie on The Staples Center floor, bleeding all over the concrete. Marty Donovan struggles to his feet by using the apron. He hops onto the second rope and backflips into an asai reverse DDT on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: River City Ransom! Marty Donovan finally rolls back into the ring and steps up on that chair. He backflips into an Air Marty legdrop but Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls out of the way!!

Lucifer Jones: What ever happened to count outs around here? What the fucks the point of having a referee then?

Phil Blauer: They take down the ring and sell the Yuku Shiro DVDs.

[The crowd boos as Donovan holds his ass and the back of his thigh. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up on the apron and gets a running start, backflipping into a shooting star press on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: He calls that Hi Mom! Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up on the apron again and gets a running start before catching Donovan with a huracanrana on the floor!!

[The fans jeer and a chant of "Fuck You Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Fuck You Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" starts up. Tanner squints through the blood in his eyes at the audience and then rolls Donovan back into the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls him into the corner, leaning against the bottom turnbuckle. He dropkicks Donovan in the face! He calls that I took the 6 hour flight to LA and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!

Lucifer Jones: I call it a dropkick to the face. Plain and simple.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Marty Donovan out of the corner with a double underhook, and then flips him over his shoulder into a canadian backbreaker. He then flips Donovan over into a facebuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Welcome to the Desert!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Marty Donovan kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him up into a full nelson but Marty Donovan mule kicks out of it. He grabs him in a cravate and runs up the turnbuckles into an acid drop!!

[The LA fans cheer wildly! Sun runs at Tanner and performs a handspring then rolls backwards into an inverted rolling thunder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Feed The Birds!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan double underhook DDTs Tanner's bloody skull into the mat!

[Marty Donovan climbs to the top turnbuckle and yells "Viva Viagra!" then backflips into a shooting star elbow but Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls out of the way]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kips up to his feet and hits Donovan in the face with the Daytripper superkick! He grabs him around the neck and twists into the wave of the future known as The Revolver!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

["Hatredy" by Dethklok plays and the fans boo. Adrian Tanner Jr. weakly raises his arms and collapses in exhaustion and agony]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 26 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. endures the agony of the barbed wire but emerges still the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion. He, hey...what are you doing, Jones?

[Jones gingerly stands up, limps over to the apron, and grabs a mic.]

Lucifer Jones: "Hey! HEY! Yeah you...

the fuckstick who just won this shitty match!"

[The crowd goes silent as Tanner see's Jones standing there and shakes his head at him in disbelief]

Lucifer Jones: "Big fuckin' tough guy, ain't you now? I got one question for ya, Jr. How does Syberus' dick taste, huh? You like being his little bitch boy?"

[The audience lets out a long "Ooooooooh..." Tanner walks over to the barbed wire and leans in toward Jones. Lucifer begs him to come down to "talk" to him.]

Adrian Tanner Jr.: "You got a problem, you dumb cripple?"

Lucifer Jones: "Oh yeah. I got PLENTY of problems, punk. What are YOU gonna do about it, huh? Gonna hit a defenseless man? Gonna stoop to MY level?"

Adrian Tanner Jr.: "You're not even worth my time, Jones. Why don't you hobble your ass back to England before you get hurt a second time?"

Lucifer Jones: "Ok."

Phil Blauer: That was easy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: It seems as though cooler heads have prevailed here.

[Jones smiles at him then slaps him right across the mouth! Tanner goes to grab him but Jones backs up against the guardrail, throwing his hands up and laughing the whole time.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is starting to get ugly!

Phil Blauer: It got ugly the second Lucifer Jones showed up.

Adrian Tanner Jr: "Come on, you fuckin' cripple! I'll put you down for good this time!"

Lucifer Jones: "Oooooooh, big man! Trying to fight an injured man? Go get your shinebox, bitch. I think I hear Syberus calling for ya. Ha! Pathetic..."

[Hardkore World security rush over to the ring and hold Tanner back, while Jones scrambles over the guardrail, pushing fans out of the way and disappearing into the crowd. As Tanner struggles with the security guards, the crowd erupts as Ken Shiro jumps the guardrail and slides under the barbed wire behind him.]

Guillermo O�Bannon: Ken Shiro is in the ring!

Phil Blauer: What the-

[Adrian runs into a boot to the gut, allowing Ken Shiro to butterfly his arms, hoist him into a rotation and drops him face first into the mat]

Guillermo O�Bannon: White Liger Buster!! Was this a ruse by Lucifer Jones?

Phil Blauer: Is Lucifer Jones in cahoots with The Fists of Blood?

[The crowd begins to boo insanely as Ken on his knees looks at Tanner, and then erupt as "You Don�t Want War" by Bumpy Knuckles blasts on the PA system as the monster of the Shiro clan steps out onto the ramp way brandishing his Marvel Ultimate Thor Hammer.]

Guillermo O�Bannon: Oh no�no�

Phil Blauer: This is about to get messy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ken Shiro grabs Marty Donovan and literally tosses him over the barbed wire, hard to the outside floor!

[Shiro then heads back over to a slowly stirring Tanner beings to administer some serious boots to him. Raoh Shiro slides under the barbed wire while Ken pulls Tanner to his feet as Raoh sets up for him.]

Phil Blauer: The World Tag Team Champions about to send a message to The Society of the New Breed tonight by destroying their stablemate! What the hell was Lucifer Jones doing here in the first place? You think he planned this whole thing?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Who knows how that psycho's mind works. Now, Ken Shiro irish whips Tanner into Raoh who takes the hammer side of his weapon swinging low and hits Adrian at full force sending him into a somersault!!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. crashes on his back, clutching his ribs. He gasps for air as the fans proceed to boo The Fists of Blood]

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner could have broken ribs!

Guillermo O�Bannon: A devastating shot from Raoh with that terrifying weapon he�s got!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That�s actually a replica of a weapon out of comic book�

Phil Blauer: Geek check.

Guillermo O�Bannon: Ken Shiro literally slammed that hammer into Tanner�s chest!

Phil Blauer: You know�people really need to get off the Fists of Blood about being unoriginal�

Guillermo O�Bannon: What are you talking about?

Phil Blauer: You got a seven foot 400 plus pound Jap-Irish man with an evil disposition; who just hit Tanner with a Norse Viking weapon�how much more original can you get?

[Raoh Shiro stands over Tanner clutching his weapon as Ken leans over and snaps his finger at Yolanda Ando, motioning for her to bring him over the house mic]

Yolanda Ando: But I'm not the ring announcer...

Phil Blauer: Get the man his mic!

[Yolanda Ando gives Ken a disgusted look as he takes the microphone from her. He throws a kiss at her before preparing to speak]

Ken Shiro: "Don�t mind us�we just thought we�d come down here�and give a little warning to Mr. Tanner here in case he thought out sticking his nose in our title match tonight."

Guillermo O�Bannon: That�s a warning?!

Ken Shiro: "Also�want to send a message to our illustrious boss in the back�since you want to single us out and give us DQ�s�tonight we�re going to give you a reason to do something better to us�flat out FIRE us�if you dare, because we�re done playing tonight."

[Raoh grins telling Ken, "One more time." Ken Shiro shrugs his shoulders saying, �Sure why not.� as he walks over pulling Tanner to his feet by his hair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson and Syberus slide under the barbed wire and start hammering Ken and Roah Shiro with rights and lefts!

Phil Blauer: The Society of the New Breed protecting their own!

[Ken Shiro and Roah Shiro roll under the barbed wire, taking their Marvel Ultimate Thor Hammer with them]

Phil Blauer: The Hardkore World Tag Team Champions aren't gonna chance that barbed wire with a title match later on tonight.

Guillermo O'Bannon: And what a match that's gonna be!

[The Fists of Blood stand on the rampway pointing their Thor Hammer at The Society of the New Breed who try helping Adrian Tanner Jr. to his feet]
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BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - SEPTEMBER 2008

IRISH RAGE IN BELFAST 2008

HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
English Rage in Belfast Rules
ADRIAN TANNER JR. vs. RDS

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["English Fire" by Cradle of Filth plays and RDS walks out onto the ramp with the Saint Georges flag. The Belfast crowd cheers wildly, reaching over the railing for him as RDS slowly walks down to the ring with a confident look on his face. He stops at the steps and waves the flag for the fans before playing down besides the steps and and climbing into the ring. RDS then walks across the ring and climbs the opposite turnbuckle raising his hands as the music fades out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS defeated Andrew Raynes quite handly in Los Angeles, earning himself this title shot. He immediately asked for what he calls an "English Rage in Belfast match", the rules of which we have not heard yet. He hopes this match will give him an advantage he hasn't had in his previous losses to Adrian Tanner Jr. over the past five years.

Phil Blauer: Sadler needs to get this bugaboo off his back by beating Adrian Tanner Jr. decisively once and for all.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following English Rage in Belfast match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Matt Boone."

Phil Blauer: I hope Matt has better luck in this match than in his six man tag team match earlier.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Featuring first; from Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds...RDS!!!"

[The Belfast fans cheer for RDS with a huge pop. Then Red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays through the PA. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, before stopping at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides under the barbed wire, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

Phil Blauer: He riled up the crowd earlier with his parody of RDS, they are trying to boo him out of the building.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion Adrian Tanner Jr. trying to break Wasp Man's 15 month record of holding that title. He's already broken Ace Kilcannon's year long record to become the second longest reigning Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion.

Phil Blauer: The only way to break that record is to win tonight...right?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Right, Phil. Tanner definately has the mental edge with his wins over RDS in the past.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters, encased in the �Superman� logo on both legs. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt is strapped around his waist.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And his opponent is from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The audience boos. Matt Boone signals for the bell. Adrian Tanner Jr. and RDS lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs a side headlock. He flips RDS over in a headlock takedown.

[Tanner presses Sadler's shoulders against the mat. Matt Boone feels under his shoulder and makes the count]

Referee Matt Boone: 1...(RDS rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS rolls up to his feet and pushes Tanner off into the ropes, but Tanner comes back with a dropkick. He whacks RDS with a reverse knife edge chop. RDS answers with a european uppercut to Tanner's jaw.

[Another chop blisters RDS' chest. Sadler catches the next one and drops down into a code red armbreaker! The fans come to life]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS rolls out Tanner's arm and kneedrops the back of his elbow. He applies a chicken wing crossface. He clamps down on his throat, while pulling back on his wrist.

Phil Blauer: The last time RDS was in this building was back in November 2006, when he came up short in a triple threat match with Lucifer Jones & Vincent Silvestri in a match for the Hardkore Britain Grand Championship.

Guillermo O'Bannon: David Sadler finally releases the chicken wing crossface and snap suplexes him.

Phil Blauer: We still haven't found out how this English Rage in Belfast Match is any different than a regular one. That's gotta be bothering Tanner a little.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler headlocks Tanner and gets a running start before bulldogging his face into the mat. He irish whips Tanner into the corner and catches him coming out with a lariot.

[The fans pop! RDS gut wrench suplexes Adrian Tanner. He scoops Tanner up and fallaway slams him across the ring! He spreads Tanner's legs and fistdrops him in the groin. Ulster Hall cheers. Matt Boone asks RDS if that's legal. Sadler nods and Boone waves the match to continue]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and hits him with a flying body press, but Tanner catches him and drops him into a backbreaker. He lifts him up into a textbook suplex.

[RDS sits up, then falls back down. RDS gets up but walks right into a discus clothesline by Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Runout! Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls RDS up in a suplex and then swings him out into a full nelson slam! He steps on the backs of Sadler's knees and rolls him up into a surfboard.

Phil Blauer: The odds are against Adrian Tanner Jr. here tonight, at least statistically. He has never won in Belfast. Last year, he and The AssassinNation lost their Hardkore World Tag Team titles to The Fists of Blood in a street fight. At Irish Rage in Belfast 2006, he lost to "The Punisher" Dan Stein in a sadistic madness match.

[Ulster Hall boos as Tanner pushes up on Sadler's legs and pulls down on his twisted arms. Sadler shakes his head, refusing to quit to Matt Boone. He finally releases it and then grabs the ropes, driving his knee into the small of RDS' back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. armdrags RDS, and then applies an armbar. He wrenches up on Sadler's arm, trying to tear the tendons in his shoulder. Sadler works his way up to his feet with Tanner hanging onto the armbar.

[Sadler reaches in between Tanner's legs and scoops him up into a bodyslam, but Tanner hangs onto the armbar and flips RDS back to the mat. The audience jeers. Adrian Tanner snap suplexes RDS]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls his hips and lifts him up into another snap suplex. He twists up again, but RDS blocks that one and answers with a snap suplex of his own!

[The fans cheer. RDS rolls up into another one, and then another that gets a big pop out of the U.K. crowd. Sadler steps through the ropes out onto the the apron and then gets alot of air with a springboard dropkick that impresses the fans as well. The 1100 fans in attendance give him a loud round of applause]

Phil Blauer: Sadler definately loving performing across the pond tonight. These fans have missed him since Hardkore Britain closed.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS pulls him up into a waistlock and release german suplexes him onto the back of his neck! The impact rolls Tanner up to his knees, and RDS runs up and cracks him in the side of the head with a shining wizard!

[Ulster Hall lets out a collective "OH!!" RDS lifts Tanner up into a half nelson and then suplexes him onto the back of his head! Sadler irish whips him into the corner and then follows him in with a leg lariot that takes RDS over the ropes to the apron! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Tanner stumbles out of the corner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS jumps off with a flying headbutt, but Tanner rolls out of the way!! Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Sadler up into a suplex and leaves him up there.

[The Belfast fans boo as Tanner shows off his power. He finally drops Sadler to the mat. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips RDS into the ropes and catches him with a spinning DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. elbow drops Sadler in the small of the back. He scoops RDS up and drops him into a backbreaker, holding him over his knee. Tanner pushes down on RDS' chin and knees, pushing his knee up into his back.

[Tanner rolls RDS around into a swinging neckbreaker, and then applies an STF. He locks his hands together and wrenches up on RDS' head & neck. Matt Boone checks in to see if he wants to tap out but Sadler shakes his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner releases the STF and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He flips over him with a blockbuster neckbreaker! He lifts Sadler up in a suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!

[The fans boo. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls RDS up into a full nelson and then pitches him forward into a reverse russian legsweep! He irish whips Sadler into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but RDS evenflow DDTs him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS steps through the ropes onto the apron, and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard flying clotheslines Adrian Tanner!!

[Ulster Hall comes to life! Sadler butterflies Tanner's arms and double underhook suplexes him across the ring! He gets a running start and hits Adrian in the face with a double kneelift]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler flips Adrian Tanner Jr. into a northern lights suplex!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS irish whips Tanner into the ropes and takes him out with a flying spinning heel kick! He goes out to the apron and then springboard flying kneedrops Tanner in the face!!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler irish whips Tanner into the ropes but he comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...3!!!

[The bell rings and "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays. The Belfast fans boo as Matt Boone hands Adrian Tanner Jr. his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship title belt]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. wins his first match ever at Irish Rage in Belfast!

["Wild" Bill Kasal begins to make the announcement but RDS grabs the microphone and whispers something in Bill Kasal's ear]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 10 minutes, 1 second; ADRIAN TANNER JR. HAS WON THE FIRST FALL BY PINFALL. THE ENGLISH RAGE IN BELFAST MATCH NOW CONTINUES WITH THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY SUBMISSION!"

Phil Blauer: We're just getting started!

Guillermo O'Bannon: I hate to defend RDS here, but Tanner had to know that Sadler was gonna change the rules when it suited him.

[The fans are deafening as Tanner pushes Matt Boone in frustration. RDS catches him from behind with a backdrop driver!! Tanner clutches the back of his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS front facelocks Tanner and climbs to the second turnbuckle, and tornado DDTs his skull into the mat! He lifts him up into a full nelson and dragon suplexes him!

Phil Blauer: Boone isn't counting.

[RDS releases the bridge and gets up and asks Matt Boone why he didn't count the pin. Boone shrugs and says "You said it could only be submissions now." Sadler kicks the bottom rope in frustration]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS tosses Adrian Tanner Jr. onto his head with an exploder suplex! He butterflies his arms and lifts him up into an Underdog sitout double underhook facebuster!!

[Tanner gets to his feet, but RDS superkicks him upside the head! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and drills his head into the mat with a huracanrana]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS charges him but Adrian Tanner Jr. drop toeholds Sadler's face into the second turnbuckle. Tanner reverse russian legsweeps Sadler's face into the top turnbuckle!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. rams his shoulder into Sadler's gut until he crumples in the corner. Tanner gets a running start and whiplash dropkicks him in the face while RDS is slumped against the turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: I took the ten hour flight to Belfast and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE! Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls RDS out of the corner with a butterfly, and tigerdrivers his head into the mat!!

[Tanner rolls RDS onto his stomach, and applies a full nelson and pulls back with all his might. Matt Boone asks RDS if he wants to submit but Sadler shakes his head]

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. trying to win this match this new way that RDS just thought up.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS crawls over to the ropes and grabs the bottom rope and Matt Boone forces Adrian Tanner to break the full nelson submission. Tanner irish whips Sadler into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana but RDS reverses it into a high speed powerbomb!!

[The crowd leaps to their feet with a big pop! Sadler rests against the turnbuckles for a few moments and then pulls Tanner's head into his legs. He piledrives Tanner's head into the mat! Ulster Hall chants "One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time! One More Time!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS lifts Tanner's head into his legs, and gives him a Deep Impact jumping piledriver!! He lifts Tanner up on his shoulders and then flips him into a Sadler Roll rolling samoan drop!

[The fans cheer. RDS crosses Tanner's legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter! He cranks back on Tanner's crossed ankles, and bows his spine. Matt Boone looks for the tap out]

Phil Blauer: RDS trying to win this match by tap out!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler sits down low, and pulls back on his legs. Adrian Tanner Jr. crawls over to the ropes and hooks the bottom rope. RDS pulls Tanner up into a suplex, and then drops him into a Power-Plex!

[The fans cheer. RDS irish whips Adrian but Tanner reverses it and shoots Sadler into the corner. He catches RDS with an enzuigiri! The audience boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs up behind RDS in the corner and grabs him with a full nelson. He pulls Sadler up off his feet with the full nelson as he's standing on the second rope.

[Matt Boone checks in but Sadler shakes his head, refusing to quit. He rides RDS' face into the mat! He sticks his knees into RDS' back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls down on Sadler's head & legs, impaling him on his knees. He bounces RDS up & down, wearing down his back. He pulls him up and applies an abdominal stretch.

[Tanner sticks his foot and pulls back on RDS' arm, twisting his back while straining his stomach muscles. While Matt Boone checks to see if RDS wants to submit, Adrian Tanner Jr. reaches back and holds onto the rope for leverage. Ulster Hall rocks with boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS hiptosses his way out of the abdominal stretch! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and belly to belly suplexes him over the ropes to the floor!

[The Belfast fans cheer wildly! RDS runs into the ropes and dives over the ropes, catching Tanner with a suicide dive!! Ulster Hall starts in with the air horns "*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!! *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!! *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS drop toeholds Adrian Tanner Jr. facefirst into the steel steps!!

[The crowd lets out a collective "OH!!" and Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls over with blood flowing from his eyebrow. RDS pulls him up and snaps back into a russian legsweep against the guardrail to get another "OH!!" out of the crowd]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS climbs up onto the apron and then hops onto the middle of the second rope. Sadler backflips into an asai moonsault knocking Tanner back into the guardrail!!

Phil Blauer: He's pulling out all the stops, I've never seen him do one of those!

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS rolls Tanner onto the apron and pulls his head into his legs, but Tanner rolls up into a huracanrana off the apron to the floor below!!

[The cheers turn to jeers. A bleeding Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls into the ring and slingshots himself into the middle of the top rope and then springboard sentons RDS on the floor!! The Northern Irish crowd boos and jeers and Tanner quickly springs up to the apron. He runs and backflips into a running shooting star press]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hi Mom! Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls RDS into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He flips off with The Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!

[Adrian locks in a kneeling dragon sleeper. He pulls back on RDS' head, leaning as far back as Sadler's neck will allow. He whips his head back to get the blood out of his eyes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. stands up in the inverted facelock, and picks RDS up into a suplex position, then drops him onto his head with a reverse brainbuster!! He locks the dragon sleeper back on, and RDS taps out to The Problem Solver (v2.0)!

[The fans boo and "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays. Adrian Tanner Jr. wipes some of the blood out of his eyes and raises his arms]

Phil Blauer: RDS changed the rules on him but Tanner is able to fight his way out of it!

[RDS grabs Bill Kasal's lapel and whispers in his ear. Kasal nods and makes the announcement]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 18 minutes 18 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL, ADRIAN TANNER JR.!! NOW, FOR THE THIRD PHASE OF THE MATCH...ALL PINS & SUBMISSIONS COUNT!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Come on!

Phil Blauer: RDS thought of everything!

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS clubs him in the back of the head with that St. George's flagpole!!

[Ulster Hall cheers wildy! The air horns start up "*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!! *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!! *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk-honk-honk-honk* RDS!!"]

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...thr- (Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a corkscrew missle dropkick!!

[The Belfast fans pop for that move. RDS irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and catches him with a roll through single leg boston crab. Tanner bleeds a large pool of blood underneath his face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS plants his feet and wrenches back on Tanner's leg, trying to hyperextend his knee. He crouches low, pointing his heel towards Tanner's head.

[Tanner crawls over and grabs the ropes. RDS pulls his head into his legs, but Tanner backdrops out of the piledriver! He shoots Tanner into the ropes and then catches him with a huracanrana]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts him up into a fireman's carry and swings him around into a TKO!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew splash!!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(RDS gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. cradles RDS' leg and flips him into a perfectplex! The SureShot!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(RDS kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner steps through his ropes out on to the apron, and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and then springboard huracanranas him into The Attitiude Adjustment spinning DDT!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. butterflies RDS' arms and flips him over his shoulder with a double underhook canadian backbreaker. He drops him on his face with Welcome to the Desert!!

[The fans boo as a busted open Adrian Tanner Jr. picks up the St. George's flag. He waves it mockingly getting the crowd to jeer louder. RDS murmers to Bill Kasal at ringside]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, in an English Rage in Belfast match, Weapons are illegal to use for anyone who is not an Englishman."

Guillermo O'Bannon: You gotta be kidding me!

[Ulster Hall erupts with cheers as Adrian Tanner Jr. argues with Bill Kasal. RDS catches him from behind with an arm trap neckbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: I Cutter! Adrian Tanner Jr. stumbles up but RDS hits him with his own Daytripper superkick!

[The fans cheer and RDS climbs to the top turnbuckle. He dives off with a flying headbutt]

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS applies a cobra clutch. He thrashes Tanner from side to side, weakening him.

Phil Blauer: Tanner's knees buckle.

[Ron Reid lifts a bleeding Tanner's arm but he keeps it up. RDS grabs his other arm and drops him with a cross-arm sitout sleeper slam]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Crossface Halo! RDS lifts Tanner up into his Crucifixtion, but Tanner kicks his legs until he gets free! He smacks RDS upside the head with The Daytripper!!

[Ulster Hall boos. Adrian Tanner Jr. whips his head back to get the blood out of his eyes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He backflips into a shooting star frog splash]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Fall From Grace!!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...thr- (RDS kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs RDS in an inverted facelock and hooks his left leg in front of Sadler's, then snaps back into a SnapShot!!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...(RDS kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts RDS up into a styles clash and then drops down into The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period!! He rolls him over into a sunset flip!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...thr- (Ken Shiro pulls Matt Boone out of the ring)

Phil Blauer: What was that?

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's the damn Shiros! They must have realized they didn't interfere in a match in the past 10 minutes.

[Matt Boone asks Ken Shiro very politely why he did that and Ken Shiro threatens him. A bleeding Tanner slowly gets up, now realizing what�s happening. The Belfast crowd erupts to the sight of Jagi Shiro having jumped the guardrail and sliding in right behind him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's The Nippon Grand Champion Jagi Shiro!

[As Tanner gets to his feet, Jagi Shiro spins him around and nails him with a boot to the gut. He applies a double underhook, hoists him high and dumps him on his skull with a brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Black Liger Buster on Adrian Tanner Jr.!!

[Jagi Shiro gets up, jackjawing a downed Tanner before exiting the ring and escaping through the crowd. Ken Shiro tells Matt Boone to do his job before leaving]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS crawls over to a downed Tanner going for the pin now as Matt Boone re-enters the ring!

Referee Matt Boone: 1...2...3!!!

["English Fire" by Cradle of Filth plays and the Belfast fans leap to their feet in celebration. RDS remains on his knees, his arms in the air]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 22 minutes 2 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RDS!!!"

Phil Blauer: Unbelievable! RDS used his noodle to win the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship!

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is insane. RDS kept restarting the match until Jagi Shiro helped him win it!

[RDS straps the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS used the home crowd advantage as well as this match he made up as he went along.

[Adrian Tanner slams his hand on the apron as he walks out]

Phil Blauer: The big disappointment here is that Adrian Tanner Jr. was unable to break Wasp Man's record.

Guillermo O'Bannon: True, but that was a different era, and Adrian Tanner Jr. was easily the greatest light heavyweight of the modern era. But we'll see if RDS can't break that?

[The crowd chants "RDS!! RDS!! RDS!! RDS!! RDS!!" as he celebrates on the second turnbuckle with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt strapped around his waist]
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CLEVELAND, OHIO - OCTOBER 2008

HARDKORE HELLOWEEN 2008

HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
SYBERUS vs. Adrian Tanner Jr. vs. RDS

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[Red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays through the PA. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, before stopping at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides under the barbed wire, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner had a 13 month long title reign with the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship, the second longest in our 21 year history. That was all ended with RDS coming up with a match he called The English Rage in Belfast match in which he was able to keep restarting the match until he won. It enraged Tanner to the point where he broke ties with Syberus and The Society of the New Breed.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He did something right because now he has a chance to not only get some revenge on RDS but win the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. And he has some good history here, last year's Helloween, Adrian Tanner Jr. defeated Lucifer Jones to retain his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner has defeated Syberus in all of the matches they've had so he comes in with a mental edge.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian Tanner Jr. is dressed in red "metallic effect" shorts with "AT" in gold letters, encased in the �Superman� logo on both legs. He's sporting a matching red sleeveless ring jacket with "AT" encased in a superman logo on the back, his head and top of his face covered by the hood. His outfit is finished off by a pair of black boots, and black elbow/knee pads. The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship belt is strapped around his waist.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Threeway Dance is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first; from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The Cleveland fans cheer. Then "English Fire" by Cradle of Filth plays and RDS walks out onto the ramp with the Saint Georges flag and Lee Williams. The Belfast crowd cheers wildly, reaching over the railing for him as RDS slowly walks down to the ring with a confident look on his face with Lee Williams lurking behind him. He stops at the steps and waves the flag for the fans before playing down besides the steps and and climbing into the ring. RDS then walks across the ring and climbs the opposite turnbuckle raising his arms as the music fades out]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Lee Williams watching RDS' back tonight.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ever since RDS upset Adrian Tanner Jr. in that infamous English Rage in Belfast match and has had a newfound confidence going into his first Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship match. He even believes that he will be able to "out-heel" Syberus on his way to winning this match.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: At last year's Helloween, RDS won his Helloween battle royal in an hour eliminating Tommy Danger, Kota, The American Freebear, and Ralph Pierce. Then he and Andrew Karnage defeated "Platinum" Pat Bozzini and Ken Shiro in the Road to Helloween match. He lost the Helloween final to Andrew Karnage. At Hardkore Helloween 2006, RDS lasted 50 minutes eliminating Toxic before being eliminated by Dougie Ray Bullet.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS will also be looking to get his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt from Adrian Tanner Jr., who stole it after their match in a fit of rage.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Ipswich, England; Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall; Weighing 225 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RDS!!!"

[The Quicken Loans Arena is cut into darkness and silence for several seconds. The screen is disturbed by heavy snowfall static with a barely recognisible image flickering in it occasionally. The picture finally becomes stable and is seen as the old "Indian head" black and white TV testing signal. The words "PLEASE STAND BY" are read through the centre of the picture. The arena shuts into darkness again, although this time flickering with static again. "Pet" by A Perfect Circle bursts out of the speakers and the assembled audience rocks with boos. When the opening section plays out and the music quietens, Syberus steps through the curtain and the jeers intensify. He walks slowly down to the ring, showing no emotion on his face, wearing a white robe trimmed with gold, on the back of which is a massive double-hemisphere globe. Syberus makes his way to ringside before stepping up onto the apron, and wiping his feet on it, and climbing through the ropes. He loosens a top rope, before leaning forward in a corner with his head bowed.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus won his historic fourth Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship from Andrew Karnage at Irish Rage in Belfast 2008 and wants to begin a new era like he did when he held the title for 11 months in 2007. But all sorts of challenges await him around Hardkore World. For one, if he survives tonight, he has the winner of the Helloween match. Matthew X has been sending him eerie messages for months and just tonight, came out of retirement.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: At last year's Helloween, Syberus defeated Kilroy Evans to win his third Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship. At Hardkore Helloween 2006, Syberus went to a no contest with Robert Hunglestien III in a 60 minute dog collar steel cage match. At Hardkore Helloween 2005, he was beat by Lucifer Jones in a dog collar match for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.

Yolanda Ando: Syberus wears black tight shorts with gold tribal design wrapping down the front from both sides. One the waistband just to the left of the laces are three small gold stars, each representing one of Syberus's reigns as Hardkore World Champion.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He needs to update them trunks.

Yolanda Ando: He wears black knee pads, white wrist tape, and originally white boots ornately decorated with images replicated from the Alexander mosaic found in Pompeii.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "From Manchester, England; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 220 pounds; He is One Half of the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS and The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...The Great SYBERUS!!!"

[The Quicken Loans Arena boos. Syberus and RDS lock up, and Syberus grabs him in a headlock. Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Syberus in a headlock as well. The Cleveland fans applaud their predictament]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Stereo headlocks!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner flips both RDS and Syberus over in a double headlock takedown! RDS gets up and whacks Tanner with a knife edge chop, but Tanner responds with some chops of his own. He grabs RDS and tosses him with an armdrag then hooks on an armbar.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus grabs RDS' other arm in a udi-garami figure four armlock. Shades of the old Connection.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner applies a udi-garami to RDS' other arm as well.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: RDS getting double teamed by the former Connection here.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams comes into the ring and grabs both Syberus and Adrian Tanner up by the hair!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Lee Williams is here to watch RDS' back and he's doing it early!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Williams shoots Adrian Tanner and Syberus into the ropes and double clotheslines them both!

[The crowd boos. Lee Williams grabs them both by the throat and pulls them up to their feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lee Williams double chokeslams both Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr.!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Who's that running into the ring?

Guillermo O'Bannon: It's Jamie Romino!

[Jamie hits a low standing drop kick to both of Lee Williams' knees, dropping him forward, but as soon as Jamie hits the mat he pulls both his knees up into Williams' face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The One-Up! Jamie Romino and RDS have alot of heat from Rocky Mountains, and it looks like Romino is taking out RDS' secret weapon! Jamie leaps high and digs his toe into Lee Williams gut, and uses him as a stepping stone to deliver a shining wizard kick to the side of their head! Super Ninja Strike of Doom!

[Jamie Romino runs up the ropes into a double jump moonsault on Lee Williams]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Wayfarer! Lee Williams rolls out of the ring and Jamie Romino dives over the ropes into a suicide plancha onto Williams!!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Williams' skull hit the railing hard!

[Jamie Romino flips RDS off and runs back to the locker room. RDS kicks the bottom rope in frustration, and Adrian Tanner grabs him from behind with a german suplex]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(RDS gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus tries to move in on Tanner, but Tanner drop toeholds Syberus' face into the second turnbuckle! Adrian Tanner pushes RDS into the corner on top of Syberus and rams his shoulder into Sadler's gut, until he drops into the corner right in front of Syberus.

[Adrian Tanner gets a running start and basement dropkicks both men in the face!! The Cleveland crowd roars]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls RDS up, but Sadler comes up swinging with a european uppercut. RDS drops Tanner on the back of his head with a half nelson suplex!

[RDS headbutts Syberus. He backs up and runs at him but Syberus hiptosses him and drops the back of his shoulder on Syberus' knee. RDS clutches his arm close to his body]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rushes Tanner with an STO backbreaker! He butterflies his arms and double underhook suplexes him across the ring! Syberus wraps up Tanner's legs into an indian deathlock but then just kneedrops his knees.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls over clutching his knee. Syberus irish whips RDS but Sadler reverses it and shoots Syberus into the corner and then bounces into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS whacks Syberus with a stiff lariot! Sadler pulls Tanner up into a suplex, but Tanner blocks it and counters with a textbook suplex. He drives a knee into RDS' back.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops RDS up and drops him into a backbreaker. Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus dives off with a flying double clothesline taking out both Adrian Tanner Jr. and RDS!! He bounces over the ropes and hits a neck snap on Adrian Tanner.

[Sadler blasts Syberus in the side of the head with a kneelift. He grabs him in a full nelson and dragon suplexes him]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner spins into a discus clothesline to RDS. Runout! He grabs Syberus and takes him out of his boots with a snap suplex. Tanner dropkicks RDS when he tries to interfere.

[Syberus takes advantage of the distraction and grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. from behind with an inverted facelock, then drops down into a reverse DDT]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus dropkicks the back of Tanner's calf. He and RDS double arm DDT Tanner's skull into the mat!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS spinning heel kicks Tanner over the ropes to the floor below! He gets a running start and dives over the ropes with a suicide dive!!

[The Quicken Loans Arena boos Sadler. He pulls Tanner up and whacks him with knife edge chops, but Tanner fights back with some of his own]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus springboards off the top rope and takes both RDS and Tanner out on the floor!!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus continuing to amaze with his ability to adapt new fascets to his style.

[The boos get louder. Syberus pulls RDS up but Sadler rakes his eyes. RDS snaps back into a russian legsweep against the railing]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is on the apron and gets a running start, then backflips into a shooting star press onto both Syberus & RDS!!

[The Cleveland crowd cheers. Adrian Tanner Jr. sets up a chair and walks over to grabs Syberus, but Sadler trips him up and drop toeholds his face into the seat of that chair!! The audience boos and Syberus sets up a table at ringside]

Guillermo O'Bannon: At one point Sadler and Syberus load Tanner on that table and RDS holds him there. Syberus goes up top and leg drops Tanner from the top turnbuckle to the outside through the table!!!

[The audience lets out a collective "OH!!" Syberus ends their temporary partnership by flying body pressing RDS over the guardrail into the front row of the audience]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus pulling out all the stops!

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS ducks a right hand and back suplexes Syberus on the concrete!! Sadler steps over the railing and rolls back into the ring. RDS slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and leaps off with a springboard clothesline hitting Syberus in the crowd!!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: RDS also upping his game in the chase for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. is on the middle of the top rope and flips into a springboard senton onto both RDS & Syberus out in the crowd!!

[The Quicken Loans Arena chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" as all three men lie out among a sea of fans. Tanner gets up and irish whips Syberus into the railing]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets a running start and takes Syberus over the railing back into the ringside area with a huracanrana!!

[The fans cheer. RDS steps over the railing and grabs his St. George's English flag and stalks the two of them]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS double clotheslines both Syberus with that flag pole!! He rolls Syberus into the ring and then climbs up on the apron. RDS slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard dropkicks Syberus!!

[The audience boos. RDS snap suplexes Syberus hard to the mat. He makes the cover]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. 450 legdrops the back of RDS' head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Syberus up on his shoulders and swings him around into a TKO!! He shoots RDS into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana but Sadler sits out into a tigerbomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on RDS' head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS grabs Tanner in a headlock and then runs into a bulldog where he clotheslines Syberus as well! He spreads Tanner's legs and fistdrops him in the groin.

[The Cleveland fans boo as Tanner rolls over on his side, clutching his groin. Syberus grabs RDS from behind with a hangman's neckbreaker. Sadler sits up clutching the back of his neck]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus hammerlocks RDS arm behind him and bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm. Syberus stalks him as he gets up, and then udi-garami STO's his arm into the mat!

[Suddenly all the lights go off, and the fire siren pierces the darkness again]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ow!!! My ears!

Guillermo O'Bannon: As we said earlier, Matthew X has been stalking Syberus lately and he could be looking to cost Syberus his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in his first title defense.

[The Hardkore-tron reads "Wait"]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: We saw that message in Belfast what it...

[Suddenly the entire screen bursts into flame!! The crowd gasps and suddenly the lights quickly go on again as the Hardkore World ring crew lead by Vince Killer fire extinguishes the screen]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oh by the Gods of Jeff Hardy, save me!!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Calm down, Matt. It looks like Vince has it under control.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Why does he always have to use fire? Are pyromania and anarchy mutually exclusive?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Wait! Look back in the ring! Both Adrian Tanner Jr. and RDS somehow acquired barbed wire chairs when the lights went out!

[Syberus turns away from the flaming Hardkoretron and is startled to see Adrian Tanner Jr. and RDS with the barbed wire chairs. Tanner and Sadler almost look a little surprised themselves]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Who gave them that?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I have a pretty good idea who...

[Tanner goes first and bashes Syberus in the skull with the barbed wire chair!! The Cleveland fans roar with a big pop and Syberus drops to the mat, bleeding all over himself]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus tastes that barbed wire chair!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. turns around into a wicked barbed wire chair shot from RDS!!

[Tanner drops like a ton of bricks and blood flows from the top of his head onto the canvas. RDS wails back and smashes him on the back of the head with it again!! The Cleveland fans boo loudly]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: RDS getting a reciept for that chair attack in the locker room in Belfast.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a crucifix and then drops him into his Crucifixion outsider's edge!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 15 minutes 54 seconds; ADRIAN TANNER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY RDS!!"

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: RDS may have unexpectedly fallen assbackwards into a World Championship here. Not only has he eliminated Adrian Tanner Jr. but now he has a severely damaged Syberus left to himself.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS scoops Syberus up and fallaway slams him across the ring. He pulls him up and gut wrench suplexes him to the mat. Sadler shoots Syberus into the ropes and takes him out with a leg lariot!

[The Quicken Loans Arena boos. RDS grabs Syberus' arm and drops down into an armbreaker. He applies a crossface chicken wing on the mat. Syberus bleeds all over the canvas, while Sadler pulls up on his wrist]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Mike Peters checking in on Syberus as RDS chokes up on his throat. Syberus slowly working his way to his feet but Sadler german suplexes him!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: RDS just playing with Syberus now; lighting him up with a flurry of jabs.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler spins around into a discus clothesline. RDS lifts Syberus up into a suplex and then drops him into a jackhammer! Power-Plex!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS pulls Syberus up and piledrives his skull into the mat! He wraps up Syberus' legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter. He plants his feet and pulls back on Syberus' crossed ankles.

[Mike Peters checks in but Syberus weakly shakes his head as he bleeds all over the canvas. RDS switches it up into an anklelock. He stands over Syberus and wrenches his foot]

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS torques Syberus' ankle but Syberus shakes his head, refusing to tap out. Sadler then converts it into a single leg boston crab. RDS cranks back on Syberus' leg trying to hyperextend his knee.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Or is he trying to take away Syberus' newfound ariel skills.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler pulls up Syberus into a waistlock, and then release german suplexes him across the ring! He lifts Syberus up into a canadian backbreaker and then swings into an inverted sitout side slam!!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can really see how RDS' time in Hardkore Japan is improving his wrestling repitoire in tonight's match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus hops onto the middle of the second rope and hops back into a springboard leg lariot!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus trying to hang on to his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship but how much damage was done by that barbed wire chair shot?

[The audience boos as Syberus tries to get up, but still bleeds all over himself. He pulls Sadler up into a half nelson hammerlock but instead of suplexing him, he lifts RDS up and drops him forward]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus using Sadler's own body weight to crush his arms behind him. He rolls Sadler's arm out and then pulls his kneepad down. Syberus Muscle Killer kneedrops the back of RDS' elbow.

[Sadler snatches his arm back and rolls around the mat in pain. Syberus double underhooks RDS' arms and sits out into a pedigree]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Robert Hunglestien III's High Life!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(RDS kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus sits RDS up on the top turnbuckle, but Sadler headbutts him in the face to open him up some more. He grabs Syberus by his blood drenched hair and rides him facefirst into the mat!

[The audience boos. RDS evenflow DDTs Syberus' head hard into the mat]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS lifts Syberus up on his shoulders, and then rolling samoan drops him! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying headbutt!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Syberus rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sadler lifts Syberus up into a half nelson hammerlock and tiger suplexes him!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: RDS inverted double armhooks his arms and lifts him up into an Underdog mat slam! He crisscrosses Syberus' arms across his own neck and then sits out into a sleeper slam!! Crossface Halo!

[RDS irish whips Syberus into the corner, but Syberus runs up the turnbuckles and flips back into a flying body press]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...3!!!

["Pet" by A Perfect Circle plays and the fans boo. Syberus seems almost unaware that he's won when Ron Reid raises Syberus' arm]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 2 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...SYBERUS!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus somehow pulls this out, despite barely being able to stand up. RDS worked him over for most of this match, but Syberus, purely out of instinct was able to hit that crossbody and get the quick win.

[Rally Jackson and Marty Donovan come down to the ring and help Syberus out of the ring. RDS slings his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder and kicks the rope in frustration]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But the question goes back to who gave Tanner and RDS those barbed wire chairs that so quickly turned the tide of this match?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Well the lights were out...but I think everyone in the building knows exactly who it was. Syberus has played mind games with people over the years, but now the tables have turned.
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SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 2008

HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
THE HOUSE OF LOVE (Suikerbossie, "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs, Randy Candy)
vs.
The Manhattan Project (Andrew Karnage, "The Punisher" Dan Stein, Adrian Tanner Jr.)

================================

[The Cow Palace goes dark. On the tron, 3 symbols flash in time with a heart beating:]

[ALOHA]

[OMEGA]

[The Punisher skull]

[Then "Street Fighting Man" by Rage Against the Machine plays as red and white spotlights illuminate the stage. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect. Andrew Karnage, Domino, "The Punisher" Dan Stein, and Adrian Tanner Jr. Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. They walk down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. Adrian Tanner Jr. stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. Andrew Karnage walks into the ring while Dan Stein gets though the ring ropes. Stein opens them up for Domino, then comes in himself after her. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls his jacket off as he slides into the ring, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup. Dan Stein thrusts up his trusty club, the Peacemaker, to the roar of the crowd. Domino blows kisses to the crowd as random whistles and catcalls reign down upon them. Domino takes Stein�s black duster and promptly leaves the ring.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: This dream stable is like something out a fan's wishlist.

Phil Blauer: Get a room.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Manhattan Project formed as a response to the sneak attacks of people like The Highlights of Humanity and The Society of the New Breed. Tonight they want to serve notice to both of those groups that they are the new sheriff's in town. They say they want to start a gold collection, starting with the six man titles.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The last time Andrew Karnage was in San Francisco was back in March of 2005, when he and Andrew Karnage defeated Rally Jackson and Triple B in a steel cage match in the Hardkore World Tag Team tournament. Adrian Tanner Jr. wrestled across the bay in Oakland in September 2004, in a battle royal for the West Coast title getting eliminated by "The Hollywood Heart Throb" Jonnie Rose.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears dark blue standard tights with a white Bombshell on the ass, and Bad Bomber written in gold arcing over the bomb. Blue kneepads, white boots with blue and gold laces, and a white elbow pad on his right arm. Simple tight black t-shirt, and plain black shorts, with black leather wrestling boots. Stein also wears black leather gloves with the fingers ripped out.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, accompanied to the ring by Domino; From Detroit, Michigan; Standing 6 feet 7 inches tall; Weighing 285 pounds...'THE PUNISHER' DAN STEIN!! From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!!! From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!! They are THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

[The San Francisco fans let out a loud pop! Then "We Are Growing Off" by The Baragwanath Choir plays and Suikerbossie walks out followed by his wife Mien van Houten wearing a house dress with an apron carrying a mop & bucket. She starts cleaning the entrance ramp. "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs and Randy Candy come out followed by Wicked Widow and Nanny Sadie. Suikerbossie greets his fans and high fives some of them, while women reach over the guardrail trying to touch Randy Candy]

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is the biggest match of The House of Love's career...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Randy Candy is concerned that The Manhattan Project are looking to injure his elderly manager.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ok. The House of Love shocked the World this summer by defeating Black Wallstreet for the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in Los Angeles...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But Randy Candy isn't concerned since he thinks the geriatric Wicked Widow can defend herself quite well against the likes of Karnage, Stein, and Tanner.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matt, are you gonna keep interrupting me?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I'm just trying to give people the Randy Candy Facts. The message board on CandyFacts.com was shut down due to some no goodnicks leaving obscene posts...

Phil Blauer: (slides his laptop over to Guillermo) He's right.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The House of Love have got to be at least a little concerned being in the ring with a team that have held two Hardkore World Heavyweight Championships and Hardkore America Heavyweight titles between them.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I wouldn't sweat it.

Yolanda Ando: "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs wears a red warm-up jacket, black shorts, red boots, with red and black elbow & kneepads. Randy Candy wears daisy duke shorts and a cut out shirt.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Wicked Widow, Mein van Hauten, and Nannie Sadie; From Cape Town, South Africa; Standing 6 feet 4 inches tall; Weighing 300 pounds...SUIKERBOSSIE!! From Oahu, Hawaii; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...RANDY CANDY!! From Cambridge, Massachusetts; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...'THE FIGHT MACHINE' BASIL COOMBS!! They are the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE HOUSE OF LOVE!!!"

[The audience cheers. Mike Peters signals for the bell. "The Punisher" Dan Stein hook lariots "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs as Mike Peters signals for the bell]

Phil Blauer: We're starting this match in a hurry! We got a pier six brawl!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. springboards off the ropes into a huracanrana on Randy Candy turning it into an Attitude Adjustment tornado DDT on the way down!!

[The Cow Palace roars! "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs gets up and spins into a uraken backpunch. Stein just smiles him]

Phil Blauer: Dan Stein just looks at him!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stein lifts Coombs up by the throat with both hands, and chokeslams him into the mat!!

[The fans roar and Coombs arches his back in pain. Andrew Karnage grabs both of Suikerbossie's arms, and flips the 300 pounder over his head with a double overhook belly to belly suplex]

Phil Blauer: Can you believe the strength on him??

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks both of Randy Candy's arms and flips him over his shoulder into a canadian backbreaker. He flips him over into a dominator!! Welcome to the Desert!

[Suikerbossie gets up and blasts Andrew Karnage with a kung fu punch, but Andrew Karnage knocks him out with a crocrop roundhouse kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. Daytripper superkicks Randy Candy!! Candy turns around into a Nightmare Lariot by Andrew Karnage!! "The Punisher" Dan Stein grabs him by his neck and hangs him over his back with The Final Solution!!

[Randy Candy taps out and Mike Peters signals for the bell! "Spoilin' For A Fight" by AC/DC plays and the crowd cheers]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 2 minutes 53 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

Phil Blauer: That was quick.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The tiny Randy Candy was no match for the combined finishers of all three members of The Manhattan Project!

[Poke the Clown and Kilroy Evans; fresh from their parking lot brawl, run into the ring and hand Stein, Tanner, and Karnage their six man tag team titles. Dougie Ray Bullet joins in the celebration]

Guillermo O'Bannon: And with that dominant victory, The Manhattan Project have served notice to the rest of Hardkore World!
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LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - FEBRUARY 2009

HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Steel Cage Match
THE SOCIETY OF THE NEW BREED (SYBERUS & RALLY 'JACARE' JACKSON)
vs.
The Manhattan Project (Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.)

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["Street Fighting Man" by Rage Against the Machine plays as red and white spotlights illuminate the stage. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect. Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. step out. Tanner's head is down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. Andrew Karnage walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. Adrian Tanner Jr. stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. Tanner pulls his jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The 2006 Frank Marano Jr. Cup winners and former Hardkore World Tag Team Champions are reforming for this year's tournament but would love to get that top seed by becoming the Hardkore World Tag Team Champions again tonight. To do that, they hope to capitalize on the somewhat rusty team of The Society of the New Breed who are making their first title defense here tonight since winning the titles in August.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Despite his contribution to the quick work of the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions The House of Love in San Francisco, Syberus and Rally have claimed that Adrian Tanner Jr. is the weaklink in this team. So Tanner and Andrew Karnage want to prove once again they are the greatest two tag team wrestlers in the World by taking Syberus and Rally's belts in the cage tonight.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears dark blue standard tights with a white Bombshell on the ass, and Bad Bomber written in gold arcing over the bomb. Blue kneepads, white boots with blue and gold laces, and a white elbow pad on his right arm.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Your referee is Dieter Vaine. Featuring first, From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!!! From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!! They are Two Thirds of the HARDKORE WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS This is THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

[The Las Vegas fans cheer loudly and then suddenly The Thomas and Mack Center is cut into darkness and silence for several seconds. The screen is disturbed by heavy snowfall static with a barely recognisible image flickering in it occasionally. The picture finally becomes stable and is seen as the old "Indian head" black and white TV testing signal. The words "PLEASE STAND BY" are read through the centre of the picture. The arena shuts into darkness again, although this time flickering with static again. Then the piano part of "Main Titles" from "Letters from Iwo Jima" plays over the pa system. As this finishes, "Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemicals Brothers kicks in and the crowd reaches their feet as Rally "Jacare" Jackson and Syberus pop through the curtains. Syberus walks slowly down to the ring, showing no emotion on his face, wearing a white robe trimmed with gold, on the back of which is a massive double-hemisphere globe. Rally "Jacare" Jackson makes his way to the ring wearing his green boxing trunks with yellow trim that read "No gui" on them. Syberus makes his way to ringside before stepping up onto the apron, and wiping his feet on it, and climbing through the ropes into the cage. He loosens a top rope, before leaning forward in a corner with his head bowed. Jackson wearing an Affliction t-shirt which he rips off halfway to the ring. Rally slides under the ropes into the cage and waits for the bell]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Syberus got into a well publicized scuffle with some fans, male & female earlier this week.

Phil Blauer: Hey, quality prostitution is hard to find, but worth it. Even if you have to hardway juice a 13 year old girl to do it.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Your talking about making them bleed right?

Phil Blauer: Sometimes.

Yolanda Ando: Ew.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus and Rally Jackson defeated The Brotherhood, Team Kahuna, The Violence Party, Law & Disorder, and The Miracle Violence Combination II to win last year's Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. After that they wrestled The Fists of Blood in England and Los Angeles in a cage match to win the Hardkore World Tag Team Championships. Tonight, six months later, they make their first title defense against the team that won the 2006 Cup.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It'll settle all the arguments nerds have on message boards for who was the better team.

Phil Blauer: Nerds argue about that?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: They'll argue about anything.

Guillermo O'Bannon: No one makes a case for Rated X & Kyle?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No one. Not even RickyOrtizTowelBoy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: What about the Oklahoma Liberals or Tempered Steel.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No one was alive back then. Not even X-PacPorVida.

Yolanda Ando: Rally Jackson is wearing a yellow affliction t-shirt. He wears green boxing trunks with yellow trim that read "No gui" on them. His fists and feet are taped up. Syberus wears black trunks with a large gold "4" on the rear, framed in a laurel wreath, with four white stars around that, two either side, each representing one of Syberus's reigns as Hardkore World Champion. Black knee pads, white wrist tape, and originally white boots ornately decorated with images replicated from the Alexander mosaic found in Pompeii.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 241 pounds...RALLY 'JACARE' JACKSON!!! From Manchester, England; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 220 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...The Great SYBERUS!!! They are The Current HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...This is THE SOCIETY OF THE NEW BREED!!!"

[The crowd boos. Dieter Vaine signals for the bell and Mike Peters locks the cage door. Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. elect to start out]

Phil Blauer: These two have been itching to get at one another ever since Adrian Tanner Jr. swerved Syberus at Irish Rage in Belfast 2008.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus and Adrian Tanner Jr. lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Syberus grabs him in a side headlock.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The last time Syberus was in Sin City was in December 2006, when he defeated "The Rising Sun" Marty Donovan to retain his Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship in a ladder match. Before that in January 2005, as "Heavenly" Thomas Haven, Syberus lost by a countout to Tarrasque.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner slips his head out and flips Syberus with a headlock takedown of his own. Syberus gets to his knees and catches Tanner with a snapmare, with Tanner landing on his outstretched knee.

[Tanner writhes in pain, holding the small of his back. Adrian Tanner catches Syberus trying to pull him up and armdrags him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an armbar. He cranks up on Syberus' arm, trying to pull it out of it's socket.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. has bad memories of this place. He was also in Las Vegas back in December 2006 when he, Andrew Karnage, and Kilroy Evans lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles to Vincent Silvestri, Cobryn & James Fierce. In January 2006, Adrian Tanner Jr. lost to Kilroy Evans in a bid for the Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship.

[Syberus works his way to his feet and then uses his armbarred arm to execute a hiptoss, but places out a knee so Tanner's arm lands on it. He chicken wings Tanner's arm and bodyslams him on his hammerlocked arm]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus irish whips Adrian Tanner but hangs onto his arm and yanks it down. He drapes his leg over the back of Tanner's arm and drops down into a divorce court.

[Adrian Tanner holds his arm and rolls around the mat. Syberus pulls him up into a double underhook and then butterfly suplexes him across the ring! The fans boo]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus rolls out Tanner's arm, and pulls down his kneepad. He Muscle Killer kneedrops the back of his elbow. Syberus climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying clothesline!

[The Thomas and Mack Center jeers. Syberus grinds a few bootscrapes across Tanner's face a few times in the corner, until eventually Dieter Vaine pulls him off. Syberus screams "Who the hell are you, where's Ron?!"]

Phil Blauer: That's what I've been wondering.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I told you, Phil. Ron Reid was injured by that Yankee Cracker by Lucifer Jones in San Francisco.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He's resting comfortably...in his own stank.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus tags in Rally "Jacare" Jackson, and sits Adrian Tanner Jr. on the top turnbuckle. Syberus superplexes Tanner as Rally Jackson dives off the top with a flying splash!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets to his hands and knees but Rally Jackson blasts him with a stiff kick to the side of the head!

[The Las Vegas fans let out a collective "OH!!" Rally Jackson grabs the rope and stomps Tanner about the back & head. He grabs Tanner's legs and spins him round & round, lifting him up in the air]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally "Jacare" Jackson giant swings Tanner headfirst into the steel cage!!

Phil Blauer: Tanner hits that chainlink fence and it tears his flesh on the way down!

[The Thomas and Mack Center boos as Tanner gets back up with blood pouring down from a cut near his scalp. Tanner pulls himself up by the ropes but Rally punches him in the ass]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson irish whips Tanner into the ropes and clocks him in the jaw with a busaiku knee! He lifts Tanner up on his shoulders and airplane spins him round & round, before dropping him on the mat!

Phil Blauer: Make no mistake about it, Tanner is dizzy after that giant swing & airplane spin. I just hope Rally doesn't have a spinning full nelson in his repitoire or we may see the contents of the MGM Grand's $8.99 buffet.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tries to kick Rally as he approaches but he catches Tanner's leg. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri to Jackson's face!

[The audience comes to life! A bloody Tanner, gets back to his hands and knees while the Las Vegas crowd claps faster & faster, urging him to make a tag. Andrew Karnage is coming out of his skin, waiting to tag in]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson tries to snuff out Tanner's momentum, but Tanner whacks him with a few knife edge chops. He takes Jackson out with a dropkick, and then tags in Andrew Karnage!

[The fans let out an earsplitting pop! Andrew Karnage atomic drops Jackson on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. Tanner climbs to the second rope and backdrop superplexes the back of Jackson's head on Karnage's knee]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage smacks Jackson with a few european uppercuts, backing him into the ropes. He shoots him into the ropes and spinning back elbows him!

[Andrew Karnage snap suplexes Rally Jackson. He pulls Rally up into an old school neck crank. He tries to twist Jackson's head off like a bottle cap. Rally refuses to quit]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage turns it into a strangle hold gamma. He pulls up on Jackson's trapped arm while pushing Jackson's chin into the chest with his leg. Dieter Vaine checks in but Jackson will not tap out. Karnage grabs his arm in a kimura to turn it into the AK-Lock.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: This is dejavu all over again since in January 2006, Andrew Karnage and his partner Robert Hunglestien III lost their Hardkore World Tag Team titles to Lucifer Jones and Dan Stein in a steel cage match. In January 2005, Andrew Karnage along with Kilroy Evans & Hero lost their Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles to Reverend Gozo Shioda & The Tengu Clan in a lucha libre rules match.

[Rally Jackson grunts & groans, while Karnage pulls back on that kimura. Karnage releases the AK-Lock and then unleashes a flurry of knees to the side of Jackson's head while he's on his knees]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson ducks a roundhouse kick, and counters with a kawada kick to his face! He dumps Karnage headfirst into the cage with a head & arm buster!

[Karnage staggers out of the cage, bleeding and Rally Jackson rolls into a koppo kick to his chest. Rally charges in with a head of steam, but Karnage hotshots his head into the cage!! The fans leap to their feet in celebration]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage hiptosses him on his head! He rolls Rally on his stomach, and bends his arm into a hammerlock. He smashes him in the face with some more knee strikes to the head. He smashes him in the shoulder with a few more.

[Andrew Karnage extends Rally's arm out and drop some knees on his elbow. He reaches out and tags Adrian Tanner Jr. He flips Jackson over his shoulder into an alabama slammer position]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner hops off the middle of the top rope with a springboard dropkick while Karnage flips him forward in a Whiplash Spinebuster!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Jackson up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. Then holds him on his knee for a submission. Tanner presses down on Jackson's head & legs, impaling him on his knee.

[Tanner irish whips Jackson into the ropes and hits him with a dropkick. He lifts Rally up into a textbook suplex. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Jackson into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs the rope and drives his knee into Jackson's back. He pulls him up into a russian legsweep and pitches forward into a stroke facefirst into the turnbuckle.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle and flips into a blockbuster neckbreaker! He steps onto the back of Jackson's knees and rolls him up into a surfboard]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pushes up on Jackson's knees while pulling back on his twisted arms. Dieter Vaine checks in but the bloody Rally refuses to quit.

[Tanner releases the surfboard and irish whips Jackson into the ropes. He grabs him with a huracanrana, but Rally Jackson drops him on his head with a ganso bomb!! The air goes out of The Thomas and Mack Center]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally Jackson grabs a sugar hold. He pulls back on Tanner's arms and grinds his bloody face into the canvas.

[Tanner fights his way to his feet, but Rally Jackson german suplexes him. He pulls him up into a full nelson and dragon suplexes him. Jackson lifts him up into a straightjacket]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Chimera suplex!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson tags in Syberus. They hit Adrian Tanner Jr. on either side of his head with a double busaiku knee kick!!

[Tanner collapses into the corner and the Las Vegas fans boo. Syberus wraps Tanner's arm around the top rope and forces it back. He headbutts Tanner to open him up some more]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner staggers out of the corner Syberus locks his arm in a udi garami judo figure four arm lock. He side steps him into an STO!

[Tanner flops around the mat, clutching his elbow. Syberus rolls him up into a corkscrew neckbreaker. Adrian sits up clutching the back of his neck]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus drops down into an armbreaker. He grabs Tanner's arm and pulls it behind him in a fujiwara armbar. He steps over it as if he's applying a cross armbreaker then simply drops back, yanking the arm back with him! Hyperextender!

[The Las Vegas crowd jeers. Syberus lifts him up into a half nelson hammerlock then drops forward]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger Armbreaker! Syberus floats over into a fujiwara armbar. He pushes off with his feet, pulling up on his whammybarred arm. Tanner works his way up, but Syberus maintains a standing fujiwara.

[The fans chant "Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*" Tanner pulls him back into a cradle]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...(Syberus kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. takes Syberus out of his boots with a discus clothesline! Runout! He snap suplexes Syberus hard to the mat.

[The audience pops. Tanner lifts Syberus up in a suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster! He tags in Andrew Karnage]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage hooks Syberus in an elevated bearhug and Adrian hits a lionsault into an inverted DDT while Karnage keeps his feet off the ground!! He rolls over into a bridge pin.

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...(Syberus kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage smashes him in the face with some vader forearms, and then bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm. He applies a fujiwara armbar.

[A bleeding Karnage pushes off with his feet, bridging himself up into a full extension. Syberus screams in pain, balling his fist up in pain. Andrew Karnage pulls him up and powerbombs his back into the cage wall!! He then swings him around into a powerbomb into the ring]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Syberus gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Syberus into the ropes and then release northern lights suplexes his head into the cage!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

[The fans erupt with cheers and Syberus stumbles backward with color running down his face. Karnage grabs him back to back in a hangman's neck stretch. He pulls back on Syberus' head, bending his neck over his shoulder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hangman's Noose! Rally Jackson runs into the ring and smashes Karnage in the face with a left high kick to break up the submission!

[The audience boos. Syberus lands on his feet and tiger suplexes Andrew karnage]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage turns around to tag in Adrian Tanner Jr. but Syberus catches him with a backstabber! He tags in Rally "Jacare" Jackson.

[Syberus lifts Andrew Karnage up into a bearhug and Rally Jackson comes off the ropes with a hart attack clothesline! Syberus remains hold of his legs, turning him over into a boston crab. Jackson comes off the ring ropes for a leg drop on the back of Karnage's head]

Phil Blauer: Karnage leaves a blood stain on the canvas.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus releases the boston crab and grabs a reverse chinlock with a bridge. Rally Jackson comes off the ropes for a basement dropkick to Karnage's face!! Dream Sequence 2002! Rally Jackson climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying headbutt!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage lifts his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A horribly bloody Rally Jackson wraps up Karnage's arm and steps up on the second turnbuckle. He hops off with a flying armbreaker! Rickson by Armbar!

[The fans boo as Karnage holds his elbow. Like a shark smelling blood, Rally Jackson moves in for the kill with a crossface chicken wing. He chokes up on Karnage's windpipe, while cranking up on the hammerlock]

Phil Blauer: Karnage is bleeding all over the mat.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally "Jacare" Jackson turns it into an omaplata, with his arm laced through Rally's leg. He uses that leg to push Karnage's trapped arm towards his head while grinding his bloody face into the canvas.

[Dieter Vaine checks in to see if Karnage wants to tap out but Karnage shakes his head. Rally Jackson then switches it up into a kimura. He pushes back on Karnage's wrist, trying to break his arm]

Phil Blauer: Karnage has the rope!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Dieter Vaine forces Rally Jackson to release the kimura. Karnage gets up but ducks a left high kick and german suplexes Jackson!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets on top of Rally Jackson and really opens him up with a flurry of vicious punches. He lifts Jackson up into a uranage and then sits out into a Stunt Bomb!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson claps his legs together on Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. Tanner hits a codebreaker, as Jackson pops up from it Karnage hits a Homocide back drop driver!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Syberus stomps the back of Karnage's head)

Phil Blauer: Syberus lending a hand to his partner there.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Rally around the head and steps up on the second turnbuckle. He tornado DDTs Jackson's bloody skull into the canvas!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Jackson up into a full nelson and then pitches him facefirst into the mat with a russian legsweep. He sits Jackson up on the top turnbuckle and then steps up on the second rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hits a super rana!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Jackson up in a suplex and leaves him up there, letting all the blood rush to his head before finally dropping him. He cradles Jackson's head and then flips him into The SureShot perfectplex!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner double underhooks Jackson's arms and flips him into a tiger driver '91!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Rally Jackson claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch. He pulls back on Jackson's arm, contorting his body. But Rally hiptosses his way out of the submission, and then tattoos Tanner with a hurricane kick!

[The Thomas and Mack Center rocks with boos. A bloody Rally tries to get back to his feet, and when Tanner tries to move in, he grabs Adrian's nuts out of desperation! The jeers get much louder]

Phil Blauer: When in doubt...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally "Jacare" Jackson grabs his head in a cravate and runs up the turnbuckles into a shiranui!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson tags in Syberus who hangman neckbreakers Tanner, Adrian recoils back up from the momentum into a roundhouse kick from Rally!! A busted open Syberus applies a udi-garami judo figure four arm lock.

[Syberus pushes down on Adrian's wrist while the Las Vegas fans chant "Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap* Let's Go Tanner *clap* *clap* *clap-clap-clap*"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus floats over onto his back with a half nelson hammerlock called The European Three Quarter Nelson. He presses Tanner's face deeply into the canvas, applying pressure to the back of his neck. Syberus pulls up on Tanner's wrist, trying to break his elbow.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. fights his way back to his feet, but Syberus drops him on the back of his neck with a tiger suplex]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner rolls up, but Syberus catches him with an STO backbreaker! He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a flying elbow!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus charges in with a punt kick, but Tanner trips him up into a drop toehold facefirst into the cage!! He elbow drops the small of Syberus' back.

[Tanner irish whips Syberus into the ropes and catches him with a quick huracanrana!! He collapses back on him for the pin]

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Syberus kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. slowly gets up and irish whips Syberus into the ropes, but Syberus hops on the middle of the second rope and hops back into an asai leg lariot!!

[The air goes out of The Thomas and Mack Center as both blood drenched men lie on the mat, exhausted]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is the first to his feet and rolls over Tanner's shoulder with a neck snap. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off the top with a flying body press!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus tags Rally Jackson back in and grabs Tanner in a waistlock. He runs Tanner chest first into a turnbuckle, then performs a german suplex, but as he rolls through, he releases the waistlock and Tanner stumbles back into a tiger suplex from Rally!!

[The fans boo. Rally Jackson lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. in a widow's peak then swings him forward into a piledriver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Barry White Driver!!

Referee Dieter Vaine: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Rally "Jacare" Jackson applies a guillotine choke. He cranks back on Tanner's head, while not allowing him to get any new air with that bodyscissors.

[Dieter Vaine checks in but Tanner shakes his head, refusing to tap out. Rally Jackson releases the scissors only long enough to turn it into a triangle choke. The fans boo]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jackson pulls back on his arm, using those powerful legs of his to create a vice around Tanner's head. Tanner tries to punch his way out of it, but Rally's got it locked in tight.

[Tanner finally rolls over and grabs the bottom rope. Dieter Vaine makes Jackson break the triangle choke. Rally Jackson gets up and rolls Tanner's arms around dropping him on his head into a cop killah]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kudoh Driver!!

[Suddenly The Thomas and Mack Center is plunged into darkness]

Guillermo O'Bannon: What?

Phil Blauer: What's going on, where are the lights?

[A piercing siren starts, and forward thinking fans with flashlights begin lighting up the Thomas and Mack Center. Suddenly the lights come back on]

Guillermo O'Bannon: I'm not sure what-...

[The cage wall behind Syberus comes crashing down on him!! The audience gasps with shock]

Phil Blauer: What happened? Did our dipshit ring crew...

Guillermo O'Bannon: A horrible accident with our ring equipment has occured. Syberus on the ring floor, trapped under that gigantic steel wall of chain link.

[The Hardkore World Ring Crew lead by Vince Killer rush to help Syberus. Rally Jackson stands by the ropes, checking on his condition]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner shrugs and grabs Rally Jackson with his wave of the future known as The Revolver!!

[Jackson goes down like a redwood and the roof blows off the place! Tanner makes the cover but the bell rings and the fans boo. Mike Peters has a conference with Bill Kasal]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman, the 30 minute time limit has expired. Referee Mike Peters has ruled this match...A DRAW!"

[Andrew Karnage covers his face in anger, then demands an audience with Mike Peters. Adrian Tanner Jr. remains on his knees, exhausted]

Guillermo O'Bannon: A bizarre ending to this match, the cage collapses on top of Syberus there, clearing an opportunity as it would seem, for The Manhattan Project to get a distraction and victory.

Phil Blauer: But there was not enough time left in the match for them to do it.

[Rally Jackson rolls out of the ring to collect his title belt, and AWS Man, Marty Donovan, and Blake Mason come down to the ring to help the ring crew lift the cage wall off of Syberus]

Guillermo O'Bannon: A frustrating end to this steel cage match, but maybe the next chapter will be written at the 2009 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup or Palm Springs Punishment 2009!

[Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. walk back to the locker room as the fans pat them on the shoulders]

Guillermo O'Bannon: As we turn our attentions back to the ringside area where the ring crew and The Society of the New Breed have finally removed that cage wall off of Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion Syberus.

Phil Blauer: And if whoever's behind this is,...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil...

Phil Blauer: (clutches his chest) WHOEVER it is, I'm sure he or she is waiting for Syberus in that same tournament to finally meet them in a Frank rematch classic from last year.

[Rally Jackson and the rest of The Society of the New Breed gingerly help Syberus to his feet and to the locker room. A fan holds up a sign that says "Cryberus" and AWS Man tears it out of the kid's hand]
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 2009

THE FRANK 2009

ROUND 1

The Manhattan Project (Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.) [Hardkore America]
vs.
The House of Love (Randy Candy & "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs) [Hardkore America]

===========================

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hello fans and welcome to the fifth Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup. A tournament where 32 male teams and 16 female teams from 14 different companies come to Palm Springs to compete and see who the top tag team is in wrestling.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Not to mention honor the man who the tournament is named after.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Frank was a great man who would have enjoyed this tournament more than anyone. He loved hard hitting action, something these teams offer in spades. The winner of these four and five round tournaments will recieve $1 million dollars in cash and a shot at the Hardkore World Tag Team Champions or Hardkore World Women's Tag Team Champions...

Phil Blauer: Blah, blah, blah. Is this a tag team tournament or The View? Tell the audio guy to play someone's music already!

["Street Fighting Man" by Rage Against the Machine plays as red and white spotlights illuminate the stage. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect. Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. step out. Tanner's head is down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. Andrew Karnage walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. Adrian Tanner Jr. stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. Tanner pulls his jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The 2006 Frank Marano Jr. Cup winners and former Hardkore World Tag Team Champions come in to this tournament looking to repeat, but their coming off a frustrating time limit draw to the Hardkore World Tag Team Champions Rally "Jacare" Jackson & Syberus in Las Vegas. They would love be the first team to win this tournament twice, and then get another shot at The Society of the New Breed to regain their belts.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But first thing's first, they have to get through Randy Candy & "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs. Adrian Tanner Jr. is saying he wants to top the last match and beat them in under a minute.

Guillermo O'Bannon: They're coming into this match with a high level of confidence, seeing as how they defeated them along with Suikerbossie for the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team titles in a little over two minutes in San Francisco.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears dark blue standard tights with a white Bombshell on the ass, and Bad Bomber written in gold arcing over the bomb. Blue kneepads, white boots with blue and gold laces, and a white elbow pad on his right arm.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Hello Ladies and Gentleman and welcome to the Palm Springs Convention Center, aka Hardkore Hall!"

[The Palm Springs fans cheer]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Hardkore World and Hardkore Jonnie Valentine present the 2009 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Tag Team Tournament!"

[Hardkore Hall lets out a huge pop, several stand and applaud]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "This first round match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Good to see Ron is back from his injuries after Lucifer Jones attacked him in San Francisco, severely injuring his neck with The Yankee Cracker.

Phil Blauer: Wait, he was gone?

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Featuring first, Representing Hardkore America; From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!!! From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!! They are THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

[The audience cheers. Suddenly a voice says "Every woman want me but can't get me."]

Phil Blauer: Are my thoughts hooked up to the public address system now?

[Then "Sexy Eyes" by Wigfield plays and the ladies...and Matt Boone, stand up and start clapping. The elderly ladies Wicked Widow and Nanny Sadie lead Randy Candy out through the curtain followed by "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs. Coombs runs down the ramp into the ring while the women crane over the railing trying to touch the scantily clad Randy Candy]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Former Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team Champions Randy Candy and Basil Coombs are looking for revenge after that quick loss to Tanner, Karnage, and "The Punisher" Dan Stein in The Cow Palace...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The movements of Randy Candy mesmorize you. Then like a cobra, he strikes with ruthless fanciness!

Phil Blauer: Yeah, I guess.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Basil Coombs is trying to get noticed on the West Coast as one of the better strikers this side of Ken Shiro...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Another fascinating thing about Randy Candy is he is the greatest 5'6 wrestler of all time.

Phil Blauer: What about Rey Mysterio?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Please.

Yolanda Ando: "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs wears red boots, black shorts that show off his muscles, a red warm-up jacket with red & black elbow and kneepads. Randy Candy wears...

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: (Ahem) I'll take this one, Yo Yo. Randy Candy wears a tantalizing cut off shirt and teasingly too short jeans.

Phil Blauer: Uh...Matthew. Maybe you should get back into internet dating.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: No can do, sir. It's part of the conditions of my parole.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Their opponents, representing Hardkore America; Accompanied to the ring by Wicked Widow and Nanny Sadie; From Cambridge, Massachussets; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 230 pounds...'THE FIGHT MACHINE' BASIL COOMBS!!!" His partner is from Oahu, Hawaii; Standing 5 feet 6 inches tall; Weighing 160 pounds...RANDY CANDY!!! They are THE HOUSE OF LOVE!!!"

[The fans give them a mixed reaction. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Randy Candy wants to start out but Basil Coombs talks Randy into letting him start]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Tanner grabs a side headlock, then quickly flips him into a headlock takedown.

[Coombs is able to slip out and grab Tanner in a front facelock. He clamps down on Tanner's head, as Adrian gets to one knee. He slips his arm through, and escapes with an armdrag]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner applies an armbar. He sticks his knee into the ball of Coombs' shoulder, and tries to wrench his arm out of it's socket. Coombs works his way to his feet with Tanner hanging on to the armbar.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: As we said earlier, Tanner and Karnage are one of two teams trying to repeat. At the 2006 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup, Adrian Tanner and Andrew Karnage recieved a bye in the first round, defeated "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa & Andrew Sinclair in the second round, beat Rated X & Paul Soutter in the third round, "Platinum" Pat Bozzini & "The Sensational" Shawn Styles in the fourth round, and defeated The Outrider and Michael Hunter in the finals.

[Basil Coombs hiptosses his way out with his armbarred arm, and then twists Tanner's arm. He bends Tanner's elbow over Coombs shoulder, then wrenches it. He uses Tanner's twisted arm to irish whip him into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tumbles underneath a spinning heel kick and then hits Coombs with a great dropkick. He lifts Coombs up into a textbook suplex.

[The fans cheer. Coombs gets up but Tanner whacks him with a few knife edge chops. Coombs answers back with some knife edge chops of his own. The Palm Springs Convention Center lets out a "Woo!" with each blistering chop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs pops Adrian with a knuckle shot, then hits Tanner in the teeth with a spinning backfist, and knocks him on his ass with a blindside right hand!

Phil Blauer: Those right hands are more dangerous than riding shotgun with Chris Brown!

[The audience pops. Basil Coombs moves in to pick Tanner up, but Adrian drop toeholds his face into the middle turnbuckle. He pulls Coombs out of the corner with a falling full nelson suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage hooks Coombs in an elevated bearhug and Adrian hits a lionsault into an inverted DDT while Karnage keeps their feet off the ground!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Basil Coombs kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets on top of Coombs and bludgeons him with a flurry of punches. He snap suplexes Coombs hard to the mat.

[Andrew Karnage irish whips Coombs hard into the turnbuckles, when he bounces out of the corner, Karnage hiptosses him onto the mat! Coombs sits up in pain and then rolls onto his stomach. Karnage locks in a hammerlock and then hits him in the head with some knee strikes to the head]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: At the 2008 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup, Andrew Karnage teamed with Kilroy Evans as The Miracle Violence Combination II. They defeated Muta & Hiroshima in the first round, "The Enigma" Adam Haven & Legacy in the second round, The American Freebear & Levi Watts in the third round, Tobias Burden & Phoenix in the fourth round, but were beaten in the finals by Rally Jackson & Syberus.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage hits Coombs in the shoulder & arm with those knees.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. was wearing that arm down earlier with that armbar.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage extends Coombs' arm out and drop some knees on the elbow from this position. He pulls Coombs up and powerbombs him into the turnbuckle!! Coombs bounces out of the corner into a release northern lights suplex by the AK-47!

[Hardkore Hall lets out a loud pop! Andrew Karnage bodyslams Coombs on his chicken winged arm. He pulls Coombs up by the hair but The Fight Machine surprises him with a left right combination]

Phil Blauer: The M-16 got caught flush with that combo.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The what? "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs whacks Karnage with some chops, and then peppers him with karate kicks all over his body.

[Basil Coombs irish whips Karnage into the ropes and grabs him with a flying headscissors takedown! Karnage sits up from the impact and falls back down]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coombs goes to tag out, but Andrew Karnage grabs him from behind and german suplexes him on his head!

[The fans cheer! Karnage pulls him up and whacks him with a european uppercuts, backing him into the ropes and then shoots him into the ropes. He catches Coombs with a spinebuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage tags Adrian Tanner Jr. back in. Karnage locks on the cobra clutch camel clutch combo known as his Sphinx Clutch. Adrian ties up Coombs legs with a texas cloverleaf. Southwest Mixer!

[The Palm Springs audience applauds Coombs predictament as The Manhattan Project attempt to bend him in half. Ron Reid gets to five and then taps Karnage on the shoulder to break the Sphinx Clutch. Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Basil Coombs up into a backbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs the middle rope and then drives his knee into Coombs back. He elbow drops the small of Coombs back, and then applies a bow & arrow.

[Tanner pulls down on Basil's head & legs, bending him over his knees. Ron Reid asks Coombs if he wants to submit but Basil shakes his head, refusing to quit. Wicked Widow pounds on the apron, trying to get Hardkore Hall to clap along]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Basil Coombs up into another suplex but leaves him up there. He lets all the blood rush to his head before finally dropping Coombs. He irish whips Coombs into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Basil Coombs kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Coombs ducks a discus clothesline and runs Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and then rolls back into a bridging backroll press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs catches Tanner with an inverted atomic drop. He smacks Tanner in the mouth with a savate kick!

[The fans let out a collective "OH!" and Basil Coombs tags in Randy Candy. Candy climbs to the top turnbuckle and catches Adrian Tanner Jr. with a flying clothesline]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Randy Candy grabs a reverse chinlock. He rachets up along Tanner's jawline, and flattens out to put more pressure on the back of his neck.

[Candy rolls over into a front facelock. He chokes up on his throat, pulling back on his head. He armdrags Tanner over and then grabs an armbar. Candy smiles to the screaming ladies...and Boone as he clamps down on his arm]

Phil Blauer: (holds his ears) Matt, remember you have a headset on.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Sorry.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets to his feet and shoots him into the ropes, but Randy Candy comes back with a flying elbow. Candy climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a double ax handle!

[Randy Candy grabs Tanner's legs and slingshots him facefirst into the turnbuckle. Tanner falls back into a cradle]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Randy Candy irish whips Tanner into the ropes but Adrian comes back with a spinning DDT! He lifts Randy Candy up into a fireman's carry and swings him into a TKO!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Randy Candy into the ropes and drills his head into the mat with a huracanrana! He tags in Andrew Karnage. Adrian Tanner sets up his wave of the future on Candy. As he lifts them off the ground, Karnage hits a Nightmare Lariat to the back of Candy's head driving them into the Revolver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Nightmare Revolver!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

["Hatredy" by Dethklok plays and the fans cheer. Ron Reid raises Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr.'s hands in victory]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 12 minutes 21 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE SECOND ROUND...THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: While the match lasted 10 minutes longer, it was the same result.

Phil Blauer: Credit the hard training in the House of Love dojo for the better match. They works em hard there.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Manhattan Project now await the winner of Better Than Sex vs. "Purely Sexy" Devin Romo & Legacy in the second round.

[Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. slap the fans' hands on the way back to the locker room]
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THE FRANK 2009

ROUND 2

The Manhattan Project (Andrew Karnage & Adrian Tanner Jr.) [Hardkore America]
vs.
Better Than Sex (Vile "Vince" Viper & "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson) [International Grappling Association]

===========================

["Hatredy" by Dethklok plays as red and white spotlights illuminate the stage. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect. Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. step out. Tanner's head is down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket. Andrew Karnage walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. Adrian Tanner Jr. stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. Tanner pulls his jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage and Adrian Tanner Jr. easily dispatched their first round opponents "The Fight Machine" Basil Coombs and Suikerbossie but Better Than Sex will not be that easy. But these two have faced tough odds before when they won the 2006 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup and nothing will stop them from realizing their dream.

Yolanda Ando: Andrew Karnage wears dark blue standard tights with a white Bombshell on the ass, and Bad Bomber written in gold arcing over the bomb. Blue kneepads, white boots with blue and gold laces, and a white elbow pad on his right arm.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following second round match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit. Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first, Representing Hardkore America; From Orem, Utah; Standing 6 feet 5 inches tall; Weighing 263 pounds...ANDREW KARNAGE!!! From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!! They are THE MANHATTAN PROJECT!!!"

[The Palm Springs fans let out a loud pop! Then the camera cuts to the backstage area to find... nothing... have the GREATEST TAG TEAM in the history of the universe been backstage at any point in this tournament? It seems like they spend all their time traveling through the cosmos cutting promos they couldn�t possible have done before this epic night started. Where could they be? The Kaiser chief�s �I Predict A Riot� starts to blast over the PA as the camera operator races outside the arena.]

#Watching the people get lairy#
#Is not very pretty I tell thee#

[Out in the parking lot, Vile �Vince� Viper has taken the last desperate step towards becoming Dick Dastardly, the final stages of metamorphoses occurring as the old man straps dynamite to Adrian Tanner�s GIANT ROBOT. Tanner�s just lucky I don�t steal the hubcaps. The GIANT ROBOT is parked in a handicap space... and people call Vile a dick.]

#Walking through town is quite scary#
#And not very sensible either#

[So would that make Spike Nelson into Muttley? �Simply Amazing� Spike Nelson loiters around THE SOURCE watching that episode of the A-Team that featured Hulk Hogan and Refrigerator Perry... I don�t think it�s hyperbole to state that American Television never got better. It was on yesterday. My skin crawled. SOURCE clerks plead with Spike to leave... they�ve been closed for HOURS!]

#A friend of a friend he got beaten#
#He looked the wrong way at a policeman#

[Some police officers on horseback start to ask Vile if he has a demolition permit. Yes. That was easy. Gullible pigs. Vile starts to turn back to his C-4 when something catches the corner of his eye. One of the police horses is wearing a Manhattan Project T-shirt. What the fuck!?!? It�s cool Vile. They�re going about their business... just destroy Tanner�s personal property, no need to cause a scene.]

#Would never have happened to Smeaton#
#An old Leodensian#

[Hey, the A-Team with the help of the Hulk and one of the scariest line backers to play the sport somehow managed to thwart the two mobsters. What a relief. An advertisement for the HARDKORE FRANK? Spike is supposed to be in that. Turning Spike starts to leave... only to notice the doors locked. Did they lock the store with him in it? That was a DAMN good episode of the A-team. Was it worth it? How is he going to get out? Will he miss his match? Will his grandfather ever speak to him again?]

#La-ah-ah, lalala la la la#

[Vile starts to duct tape hand grenades to the surrounding cars... still... where the FUCK does that horse get off?]

#Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la#

[The door is chained. Maybe Spike can call someone to let him out?]

#I predict a riot#

[Vile �Vince� Viper punches the police horse out, a roundhouse right sending the animal unconscious to the pavement.]

#I predict a riot#

[A television set flies through THE SOURCE window, sending broken glass spilling across the street.]

#I predict a riot#

[No sooner has Vile punched out the horse, when a couple of youths with nothing to do attack the other police officer. Well... Vile is all about bringing social change. Turning, Vile barely has the chance to utter the word �Fuck� when a mob of animal rights activists jump him.]

#I predict a riot#

[Emerging through the broken glass, Spike Nelson is horrified to find he�s an inspirational figure. Before the television even hit the ground, various passersby decided to take a cue, now looting and pillaging every store along the stripe. Jesus. A half dozen people race into the SOURCE looking for merchandise that isn�t ten years old. Spike thinks they�re going to be disappointed.]

#I tried to get to my taxi#
#A man in a tracksuit attacked me#
#He said that he saw it before me#
#Wants to get things a bit gory#

[Grabbing the unconscious police horse Vile starts to swing it by its legs, batting down wave after wave of well meaning animal rights supporters.]

#Girls scrabble around with no clothes on#
#To borrow a pound for a condom#
#If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen#
#They're not very sensible#

[Children scream as the toys they�ve stolen are stolen from them. Shots are fired. Police sirens get closer by the minute. Is Spike responsible for all of this? Swallowing hard, Spike asks the only question he can think of in this situation: �What would the A-Team do?�]

#La-ah-ah, lalala la la la#
#Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la#

[Vile starts to ride the conscious horse down the street, while swinging the unconscious one around, trying to put some distance between him and GROUND ZERO. Laughing at the various fights that are breaking out around him, Vile can�t help but get anxious as he spots plastic explosive after plastic explosive on every car he drives past. ...How many did he put out there?]

#I predict a riot, I predict a riot#

[Spike Nelson and Mr. T try to reason with the roaming mobs... only to find the angry crowds don�t respond to jibber jabber.]

#I predict a riot, I predict a riot#

[Spotting Spike with a riot of his own, Vile runs his horse into a tree pole. Climbing out of the busted vehicle, Vile runs over to his grandson.]

#And if there's anybody left in here#
#That doesn't want to be out there#

[Grandfather and grandson hug leaving you with a warm fuzzy feeling inside, before the future FRANK winners turn back to the chaos around them.]

Vile �Vince� Viper: Dammit Ssspike... I can�t leave you alone for two minutesss.

Spike Nelson: ...Are we going to die, Grandpa?

Vile �Vince� Viper: There�sss no pain where we�re going boy.

[Because Manhattan Project�s offense is shit!!! Suddenly the looters, animal rights activists, punks, hookers, clowns, pimps, children, police, zoo creatures that have escaped... everyone in this insane introduction STOP what they�re doing and turn to our would-be protagonists.]

Lion: HEY... aren�t you Better Than Sex?

Police woman: I�d sure like to have your autograph!

[Vile and Spike take a step back.]

#Watching the people get lairy#

[This isn�t good.]

#Is not very pretty I tell thee#

[The thousands of fans take a step forwards, mimicking Vile & Spike�s motion.]

#Walking through town is quite scary#

[This is like Alfred Hitchcock�s fucking birds.]

#And not very sensible#

[The future FRANK A. MARANO HARDKORE MEMORIAL WINNERS start to race off, chased by everyone with half a brain. All they want is an autograph. Torn to pieces by an angry mob... beats the hell out of selling for Andrew Karnage.]

#La-ah-ah, lalala la la la#

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "...Uh..."

#Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la#

[Back in the arena, the announcer watches all this on the tron... what to do, what to do...]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "...And their opponents... recently deciding to represent HARDKORE WORLD..."

[The audience boo, realizing this is probably a ruse to improve the team�s chances. They love Better than Sex... but pretending to be HARDKORE just to piss off the IGA... dirty pool.]

...Vile �Vince� Viper...

...�Simply Amazing� Spike Nelson...

COLLECTIVELY KNOWN AS...

B E T T E R

T H A N

S E X

W I T H

V I L E � V I N C E � V I P E R

A N D

� S I M P L Y A M A Z I N G � S P I K E N E L S O N ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Why does nobody get that joke?]

#I predict a riot, I predict a riot#
#I predict a riot, I predict a riot#

[Vile �Vince� Viper steps through the back curtains, the 2005 WRESTLER OF THE YEAR getting massive flash photographer from his HARDKORE fans. Reaching into his coat pocket, Vile pulls out remote control, chuckling before he flips the switch.]

#####################BANG#######################

#And if there's anybody left in here#
#That doesn't want to be out there#

[The sounds of a massive explosion rocks the arena as dust falls from the ceiling... the ground shakes from the impact, Spike Nelson rolling through the back curtains, losing his balance in the aftershock. Vile races down the aisle after the rolling Spike... the two men finally reaching ringside to a...]

[MASSIVE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

#I predict a riot#

[Entering the ring, Vile leaves us with thoughts of whether their fan base or the giant robot or the city somehow survived the explosion. The robot did.]

#I predict a riot#

[Spike and Vile climb to opposite turnbuckles, posing for the captive crowd. Riot? They predict victory.]

#I predict a riot#

[Ron Reid starts to pat down Vile... what the hell is THAT!?! Reid removes a horse carcass from Vile�s coat pocket... what the hell is that? Vile shrugs sheepishly, can�t blame a guy for trying. Ron Reid throws his back out trying to drag the large horse out of the ring... how did he get that into his pocket?]

#I predict a riot#

[Spike asks: �Did they find the other livestock?� Vile chuckles knowingly to the camera... this is going to be fun.]

Phil Blauer: Ugh, the old man still has glass in his face. Did anyone even tell him? It's like my grandfather's birthday party where no one had the heart to tell him he had potato salad hanging from his cheek.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Vile "Vince" Viper has been working hard at making his grandson Spike drop his doe eyed respect for Adrian Tanner Jr. so that he can get a killer instinct about this match.

Guillermo O'Bannon: We'll see if they can put aside their personal feelings when $1 million dollars and the Hardkore America Tag Team titles are on the line. This grandfather-grandson team looked hot...

Phil Blauer: Ew. Viper's got old man balls that make it look like a prunes with the air let out of it.

Yolanda Ando: Like my first boyfriend's, Mr. Harling from social studies class.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I meant they looked impressive in their first round match against Hardkore America Tag Team Champion Legacy and his partner from Profound Championship Wrestling "Purely Sexy" Devin Romo.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: We could be seeing the tournament final rght here since the winner of this match could possibly go on to win the entire tourney.

Yolanda Ando: Spike wears a pair of black Adidas workout pants and a white tank-top, with a monkey in red silloutte in the shape of one of those monkeys from the barrel of Monkeys Game on the front. On the back are the words �YOU SICK F*CK!�. Vile "Vince" Viper is a fat man who is self conscious about his appearance, and covered in scar tissue, so he wrestles in a suit made out of white snakeskin, with a white silk shirt, and red snakeskin tie. His claws are covered in white leather gloves that have had brass knuckles built into them. They are tailor fit, so they�re very hard to pull off. Instead of wrestling boots, Vile wears doc martins that have been custom designed to look like loafers.

[The fans cheer. Ron Reid signals for the bell and Vile "Vince" Viper and Andrew Karnage elect to start out]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper and Karnage lock up, but Vince quickly takes him over in a side headlock takedown. He punishes him with the headlock on the mat.

Phil Blauer: His shoulders are down!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage rolls him into a cradle)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Vile "Vince" Viper kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage catches Vince with a powerful hiptoss! He goes to pull Viper up, but Vince takes him over with a japanese armdrag. Vile "Vince" Viper flips him onto his back by the arm with an ipponzei judo throw.

[Viper catches Karnage coming in with a spinning drop toehold. He waits for him to get to his feet and spins into a uraken backpunch to his teeth. Karnage is stunned so Vile "Vince" Viper rolls into a koppo kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vile "Vince" Viper irish whips Karnage into the corner. He follows him in with a handspring into an elbow smash. Viper runs up the ropes into an enzuigiri to the side of the head!

[Karnage staggers out of the corner as Viper steps through the ropes out on to the apron. He slingshots himself over the ropes into a legdrop]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper double underhooks Karnage's arms and butterfly suplexes him across the ring. He applies a giant octopus. Viper leans back on his arm while pushing Karnage's head down with his leg.

[Viper reaches out and tags in "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson. Better Than Sex grab a double testicular claw]

Phil Blauer: Viper & Nelson checking for any testicular shrinkage.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: You can never be too sure.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Better Than Sex double dropkick Karnage! Spike Nelson dropkicks Karnage, and then armdrags him over.

[Nelson irish whips Karnage into the ropes and catches him with a flying headscissors takedown! Karnage sits up from the impact]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage gets up and superkicks his shin with some Sweet Shin Music. Karnage hops up & down on one foot, and Nelson pushes him into the corner. Spike Nelson charges in with a bronco buster! Delirium Tigger!

[Karnage crawls out of the corner on his hands and knees, and Spike Nelson catches him in the side of the head with a shining wizard]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Glimmering Warlock! He grabs Karnage by the hair and sits out with an X factor!

[Karnage gets up but Spike Nelson sits out with a split and punches him in the balls. He DDTs Karnage's skull into the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: DDDT! He dragon screws Karnage to the mat with a Kathleen Turner Overdrive. He goes for a suplex, but Karnage hits him with a few knees to the ribs and then snap suplexes him.

[Andrew Karnage whacks him with a few european uppercuts, backing him into the ropes. He irish whips him into the ropes and backdrops him but hangs onto his legs and drops him on his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tags in Tanner. Adrian Tanner drops down into a codebreaker and as he pops up from it Karnage hits a vertebreaker!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Spike Nelson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. armdrags Nelson into an armbar. He wrenches up on Spike's arm, twisting it to the side. Nelson works his way to his feet, and scoops him up with his free arm and bodyslams him, but Tanner hangs onto his armbarred arm and flips him over.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Spike Nelson in a headlock takedown. He catches him with a dropkick when Spike gets to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner whacks Nelson with a few knife edge chops backing him into the ropes and then irish whips him into the ropes. He hits a dropkick!

[Tanner scoops Nelson up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He grabs the ropes and drives his knee into the small of Spike's back. Tanner swings into an elbow drop to his back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. snap suplexes Spike Nelson. He drop toeholds Nelson's face into the middle turnbuckle. He follows it up with some shoulders to Nelson's stomach, then whiplash corner dropkicks him in the face!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He calls that I Took the Three Hour Flight to Palm Springs and All I Got Was This Lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!

Phil Blauer: I see now why Spike Nelson holds him in such high reguard. They share the same affinity for long move names. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle but that old coot Viper slips his legs out and crotches him on the turnbuckle!

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson hammers Tanner's balls with kick after kick in a manuever he calls The Kind of Sick, Twisted Violence That is Usually Reserved for Quentin Tarantino Movies.

Phil Blauer: See?

[Spike runs up the turnbuckles until he's standing on the top rope. He jumps off the top rope, performing a front flip and landing in a seated position on Tanner, turning it into a roll-up hurricanrana]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Mercy Killing!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike Nelson jumps up and down on Tanner's back with the Koopa Troopa Stomp! He tags in Vile "Vince" Viper. Better Than Sex double clothesline Adrian Tanner!

[Andrew Karnage runs into the ring but Better Than Sex double spinning drop toeholds his face into the mat! Vile "Vince" Viper whacks Adrian Tanner Jr. upside the head with a standing side kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vile "Vince" Viper grabs him around the neck and dumps him on his head with an exploder suplex!

[Viper pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up in a suplex and holds him up there. The fans make the "V" sign in the audience until he finally drops him. Tanner sits up in pain and Viper steps through the ropes out onto the apron]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper springboards off the top rope and catches Adrian Tanner Jr. from behind with a bulldog! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and takes him out with a leg lariot!

[Vile "Vince" Viper pulls Tanner up in a front facelock and then twists into a swinging neckbreaker. Tanner holds the back of his neck in pain, but Vince Viper gets on top of him and hammers him with some rapid fire punches]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vile "Vince" Viper applies a singapore sleeper. He pushes the back of his head into a chokehold. Viper leans back on the sleeper, weakening the Arizona Assassin.

[Tanner drops down to his knee, shooting the top of his head through Viper's jawline. Tanner steps up into an enzuigiri kick to Viper's ear! The fans cheer]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reverse russian legsweeps Viper's face into the middle turnbuckle! Viper stumbles back into a release full nelson suplex! Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage.

[The fans cheer and Karnage locks on the cobra clutch camel clutch and Adrian ties up Viper's legs with a texas cloverleaf]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Southwest Mixer! The Manhattan Project does as much damage as they can until Ron Reid breaks it up. Karnage pulls Viper up and smashes him with a few vader forearms, and then tosses him across the ring with a release northern lights suplex!

[The fans cheer and Viper sits up in pain. He asks for a time out as Andrew Karnage stalks him. Karnage grabs his grey hair and pulls him up, cracking him with several knees to the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage hammerlocks his arm and bodyslams him on his chicken winged arm. He pumphandles him up into a shoulderbreaker.

[Viper clutches his shoulder and rolls around on the mat on his stomach. Andrew Karnage locks in a hammerlock and unloads some knee strikes to Viper's head. He hits his shoulder and arm from the top with some knees as well]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage extends Viper's arm out and drops some knees on his elbow from this position. He pulls him up into a masterlock and begins spinning him round & round until his feet leave the ground.

Phil Blauer: Vince is hoping this will take him back in time...to his 70's.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper gets to his feet and backpeddles Karnage backfirst into the turnbuckles. He rakes Karnage's eyes and then backs up. Vile "Vince" Viper charges in with a leg lariot to his face!

[Vile "Vince" Viper tags in "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson. Karnage tries to stagger out of the corner but Better Than Sex double dropkick his shins]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson atomic drops Karnage on the turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. Nelson steps up on his groin and poses while Vile "Vince" Viper chokes him on the outside!

[The crowd cheers while Ron Reid lays in the five count. Better Than Sex finally let Karnage collapse to the mat. Spike Nelson jumps up onto the bottom rope, springing up and turning 180 degrees so he is standing on the middle rope, facing the ring. Nelson backflips, landing on the top rope, before leaping off with a 450 splash]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Turn It Up to 11!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Andrew Karnage kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Nelson irish whips Karnage into the corner, and races full steam ahead and flying dropkicks him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

[Spike does some hip hop style dancing and then nails a superkick to Karnage's face when he steps out of the corner! Karnage sits up and Nelson goes over the top of him with a neck snap]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Go Go Gadget Neck Snap! "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson irish whips Karnage into the ropes and somersaults into a flying clothesline! Puppy Power!

[Spike Nelson climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Andrew Karnage runs up the turnbuckles into a head & arm superplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Icepick Suplex 2K1! Andrew Karnage grabs him and headbutts his face over & over, ending with a big headbutt that sends him to the mat.

[Andrew Karnage pulls "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson to his feet and dragon suplexes him]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Spike Nelson rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage tags in Tanner. Karnage hoists Nelson up into a ventura backbreaker, and then jars his spine by dropping down into a standard derailer! Karnage shows off his power by starting to stand up with Spike still on his shoulders and then Adrian drops a legdrop across his throat as Karnage is rising!! Desert Punk Special!

[Spike Nelson flops around the mat, clutching his throat. Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him up into a textbook suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Nelson in a front facelock and steps up on the second turnbuckle. He jumps off with a tornado DDT!

[The impact sits Nelson up before he falls back down. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Nelson into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Spike Nelson kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner spins around and catches Nelson in the throat with a discus clothesline. Runout!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elaped. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knees into Nelson's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow.

[Tanner pulls down on Spike's head & legs, bending his spine across his knees. Nelson grunts and groans in pain, but shakes his head, refusing to give up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Nelson into the corner, but Spike runs up the turnbuckles and backflips into a LunarPepper moonsault press!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike Nelson irish whips Tanner into the ropes and catches him with a flying headscissors with multiple revolutions, until it tosses Tanner over the top rope onto the floor! Jersey Shore Twist!

[Spike Nelson runs up to the top turnbuckle and then tightrope walks along the top rope, before suicide diving onto Tanner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Remo Williams, The Aventure Begins!

Phil Blauer: What?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I dunno. (holds up index cards) There's a whole stack of these.

Phil Blauer: (starts reading them) "Put 'Em In a Body Bag, Johnny! YEAH!", "Brainal Leakage",..."Vile 'Vince' Viper, Eat Your Mom Out!"???

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage dives through the top and middle ropes and tackles Spike Nelson into the guardrail!!

[The fans cheer! Vile "Vince" Viper does a halfhearted cartwheel into a lameassed forward tumble, and then just slingshots himself over the ropes onto Spike Nelson and Andrew Karnage on the floor]

Phil Blauer: A Space Flying Geriatric Attack!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. gets a running start along the apron and catches Vile "Vince" Viper with a huracanrana on the floor!!

[Andrew Karnage leans Spike Nelson against the apron and tags him with some stiff kicks to his chest. He rolls Nelson onto the apron and climbs up there with him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs Nelson around his neck and exploder suplexes him off the apron to the floor below!!

[Spike Nelson sits up in pain. Adrian Tanner Jr. charges along the apron and backflips into a shooting star press onto the floor onto Nelson]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hi Mom! Andrew Karnage leans Vile "Vince" Viper against the guardrail near the corner, and back up. He runs and hits a yakuza kick, smashing his head into the guardrail!

Phil Blauer: That opened up Vile's glass cuts from round one!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. comes off the top turnbuckle with a corkscrew plancha that takes out Vile "Vince" Viper!!

[The crowd cheers loudly, chanting "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Andrew Karnage bridges two standing chairs together]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage pumphandles Vile "Vince" Viper up into a fisherman's buster through the two bridged chairs!!

[Spike Nelson rolls back into the ring and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. He springboards into a corkscrew plancha that tackles both members of The Manhattan Project!! Hardkore Hall chants "SPIKE!! SPIKE!! SPIKE!! SPIKE!! SPIKE!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper grabs Karnage's legs and giant swings his skull into the cornerpost!! He climbs up on the apron and hops off with a double kneedrop to Karnage's throat!

Phil Blauer: Vile "Vince" Viper pulls him up by the hair and smashes Andrew Karnage with a few forearm smashes, breaking the AK-47 open the hard way!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike Nelson grabs a chair and steps up on the apron. He hops onto the middle of the second rope, and backflips into springboard arabian press, smashing that chair into his face!!

[The Palm Springs fans let out a collective "OH!!" A bleeding Andrew Karnage ducks one of Viper's forearms and scoops him up. He swings the side of Viper's head into the cornerpost]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Nelson rolls Adrian Tanner Jr. back into the ring and climbs to the apron. Meanwhile, on the floor, Andrew Karnage presses Vile "Vince" Viper over his head and drops his throat on the guardrail!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

[Spike Nelson springboards off the middle of the top rope, backflipping into a shooting star press DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Sonic Death Monkey!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Spike Nelson tags in Viper, and they both climb to the top turnbuckle. Vile "Vince" Viper dives off the top with a delayed swandive headbutt while Spike jumps off the other side with his double stomp, landing on Vile's head in midair, and further driving it into Tanner's skull!! Shooting Starcrossed Killers!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: A blood drenched Vile "Vince" Viper steps through the ropes out on to the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and catches him from behind with a flying bulldog!

[Vile "Vince" Viper wipes some blood out of his eyes and then lifts Tanner up on his shoulder and drops back with a jumping backdrop driver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Vile Driver �09! Spike Nelson tosses Viper a chair and he climbs to the top turnbuckle. Vile "Vice" Viper throws a chair up in the air, then dives off with a senton, hitting the chair in midair and driving it into Tanner!! Air VIPER!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Viper DDTs Tanner and then applies a guillotine choke. He rocks back on Tanner's head, while clamping down on his ribcage with those wiry legs of his.

[Tanner slips his head out and punches his way out of it. He pulls him up into a front facelock and cradles his leg, flipping him into a perfect plex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The SureShot!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vile "Vince" Viper kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes and slingshots himself into a springboard senton!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a 450 legdrop!! The Wake Up Call!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vile "Vince" Viper kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner tags in Andrew Karnage. Karnage hoists Viper up in a powerbomb, and Adrian hits them with a springboard slingblade hart attacks clotheslines him!! Revenge of Little Boy!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vile "Vince" Viper kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage lifts Viper up in a crucifix and then drops him on the back of his head with a black tiger bomb!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vile "Vince" Viper claps his legs together on Karnage's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Karnage irish whips Viper into the ropes and then drops his throat on the top rope! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying headbutt!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Vile "Vince" Viper gets his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage grabs him around the neck and hammerlocks his arm behind him and drops him on his head with an Icepick Suplex 2K6!!

[Karnage irish whips Viper into the ropes and then hits him with a spinning back elbow. He grabs him with a katahajime from behind and then drops him on his head with a suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Lobotomy Suplex! Karnage climbs to the top turnbuckle but Vile "Vince" Viper runs up the turnbuckles and takes him down with a super armdrag!

Phil Blauer: Both men down!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: The time limit is set to expire, and both of these bloody warriors need to gather the strength to get to their feet.

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

[Vile "Vince" Viper lies on the mat, bleeding all over the canvas. Karnage sits up and then falls back down]

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

[Spike Nelson starts stomping the apron and the fans clap along for both men to get to their feet]

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

[The clapping gets faster & faster as Hardkore Hall rocks with applause]

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage is pulling himself up along the ropes.

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Phil Blauer: He's up!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But they've wasted precious seconds with only one minute to go.

Phil Blauer: We already had one match go to a time limit draw. The winner of Shattered Dreams and Law & Disorder could go right to the semi-finals!

[Karnage lifts up his right arm and slaps the elbow pad with the other arm a couple of times. The fans jump to their feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Andrew Karnage runs with The Nightmare Lariot but Vile "Vince" Viper ducks and hops onto the middle of the top rope, backflipping into a moonsault kneestrike!! Crescent Moon Killer!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

[The Kaiser chief�s �I Predict A Riot� plays and the fans leap to their feet! Vile "Vince" Viper rolls off of Karnage and bleeds]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 41 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE QUARTERFINALS...BETTER THAN SEX!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Better Than Sex has defeated the 2006 winners!

Phil Blauer: (holding his earpiece) And this just in...peace has come to the middle east!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil, is that a Starburst in your ear?

Phil Blauer: Details are sketchy at this time but we're getting word that mankind has entered into nirvana.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But I don't even know how to play guitar...

Phil Blauer: Neither did they! But take a drink!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Drinks? We don't...

[They all look down and have beer cups in their hands]

Guillermo O'Bannon: How did that happen?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It must be Nirvana. He's coming back to steal our flannel!! RUN!!!!

[Matt Boone throws his beer cup in the air and runs]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Better Than Sex are in the driver's seat now, going on the quarterfinals where they'll take on the winners of 22 year veterans Law & Disorder taking on the young malcontents Shattered Dreams.
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PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA - JULY 2009

PALM SPRINGS PUNISHMENT 2009

HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Last Man Standing Match
JAGI SHIRO vs. Adrian Tanner Jr.

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Jagi Shiro have been feuding since May of last year. But the 2009 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup is where it really boiled over.

[Cut to video dated "2009 Frank Marano Jr. Memorial Cup"]

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro grabs Nelson with an inverted facelock and lifts him up and over into an osaka street cutter!! Dragon Cutter!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

[Adrian Tanner Jr. slides into the ring and grabs that chair. He brains Jagi in the skull with the steel chair!! Hardkore Hall lets out a loud pop]

Phil Blauer: Looks like Adrian Tanner Jr. is looking to finish the job!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Ken Shiro runs into the ring but Adrian Tanner Jr. pops him with a superkick!

[The fans erupt with a loud cheer and Ken goes down like a sack of poatatoes. Tanner and Vile "Vince" Viper drag Jagi up onto their shoulders together while Spike climbs to the top]

Guillermo O'Bannon: "Simply Amazing" Spike Nelson jumps off and hits a boot stomp to Jagi's face that Adrian burned earlier, as Vile & Adrian drop Jagi into a double powerbomb!! Spike makes the cover!

Referee Ron Reid: (the crowd counts along) 1...2...3!!!

[The fans leap to their feet as "What a Wonderful World� by the Ramones plays and a bleeding Vile "Vince" Viper celebrates with Adrian Tanner Jr. but Vile suddenly grabs his arm in pain]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 45 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, ADVANCING TO THE SEMI-FINALS...BETTER THAN SEX!!!"

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. wants his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title back and is willing to interfere in every match Jagi is in until he gets his title shot.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Maybe Palm Springs Punishment 2009 will give them the chance to shed each other's blood and make a highlite reel all at the same time


[Red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as "Slit your own throat� by The Used plays through the PA. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket and accompanied by his eldest brother Bryant Tanner, and Brandon and Jeremy Young. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, before stopping at the end of the ramp before the ring.]

#GO SLIT YOUR OWN THROAT! SLIT YOUR OWN THROOOOAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!#

[Adrian looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as a huge blast of pyro explodes from the stage behind him]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: The Tag Team of Adrian Tanner Jr and Hardkore World Television Champion Cecil Kennedy, became the first ever undisputed Unified ICWF World Tag Team Champions. Tanner and Kennedy won the ICWF Television Tag Team Titles at ICWF's Rain of Terror PPV, and then won a triple threat match with the ICWF Television Tag Team and World Tag Team titles on the line, pinning Chris Chambers with the Dark Matter Buster to win the Unified ICWF World Tag Team Titles.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has traded words and the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship with Jagi Shiro since Palm Springs Punishment 2008 when he defeated Jagi and Dougie Ray Bullet in a threeway. When RDS lost the World Light Heavyweight title to Jagi after taking it from Tanner in that controversial English Rage in Belfast match, Tanner set his mind on getting it back.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian�s mindset is on one thing, the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title. He asked for these stips specifically, so he could do whatever he wanted to Jagi, in any manner he chose. He told me he will take any risk that he can if it means getting back what he believes belongs to him. No risk too great, no height too high.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian wears red �metallic effect� shorts with two golden superman logos on either side of the legs. On one side the logo has �AT� inside it, on the other is �NW.� He wears black elbow and knee pads, and black boots with a red stripe outline and red laces. To the ring he wears a matching red �metallic effect� warm up jacket with a gold superman logo and �AT� in the logo. The hood of the jacket cover his head and the top of his face as he makes his way down to the ring.

[Brandon and Jeremy slide into the ring, Brandon grabbing the mic from �Wild� Bill Kasal and �shoo�ing� him away, as Bryant walks around the ring outside. Adrian hops up onto the apron and enters the ring as the music fades out.]

Brandon Young: "Ladies and gentelebitches, my name is Brandon Anthony Young, and I am the special guest announcer for this match!"

Phil Blauer: Why wasn't I told about any new employees? That's supposed to be in the newsletter next to birthdays. See it's Syberus' B-Day, but no mention of any new ring announcer.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Phil...

Phil Blauer: Am I being "swerved"? Huh? Is this one of those "ribs" you guys all love to play on me and my hair?

[Brandon takes a very formal �ring announcer� type stance in the middle of the ring.]

Brandon Young: "The following contest is set for one fall, and is a Last Man Standing match for the HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, to my left... He is a hero to lost puppies, sick children, old people and is an overall great guy."

Phil Blauer: Shit, am I in this match? I haven't even stretched my hammys.

Brandon Young: "He is... probably, the only man to hold consecutive titles in three different regions of the world. He is the TRUUUUUEEEEEEEE Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion~! This is... ADRIAAAAAAAANNN! TAAAAANNNNEEEERRRRR! JUUUUUNNNIIOOOORRRR!!!!"

[The crowd cheers loudly, as Adrian jumps up onto a turnbuckle and grins. He makes a gun with his left hand, cocks and �fires� into the crowd, before jumping down, soaking in the cheers of the crowd. He throws off his warm-up jacket as he stretches out for the match. �Burn in My Light� by Mercy Drive blasts from the PA system as Jagi Shiro steps out onto the rampway with a arrogant smirk on his face. He heads to the ring dismissing the fans. Jagi Shiro slides in, and climbs the turnbuckle and stretches out his arms with the same arrogant expression.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro lost his Hardkore All-Asia Pro Heavyweight Championship to Twysted in an upset in Osaka. Then in Sao Paulo, Brazil
he won the EEW Chance For Glory Championship over Roxanne Spaulding, Ivan Romanov, "The Avenger" Greg Lewis, and Devastation. He also has the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight is still firmly strapped around his waist and he intends to keep it that way.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Jagi remembers being burned by Adrian Tanner Jr. like it was yesterday. Not only was it physically painful, but it cost him a chance at winning the 2009 Frank.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro wants revenge and says he'll do it by taking Adrian Tanner's career, just like Dougie Ray Bullet's & Marty Donovan's, will be hung on his wall.

Brandon Young: "And his opponent... He weighs in at.... Shit, I dunno. 214 pounds or something, maybe? Does anyone really care? He�s just gonna lose here anyways. Er... He stands about... Eh, 4 foot 2 inches tall. He is a man who once claimed that a guy 9 years younger than him was �old� and �washed up,� he is HUGE tool, he is the PRETENDER to the Light Heavyweight Championship throne! And not to mention a COMPLETE and UTTER douchebag... He is the FALSE Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion...."

[Brandon takes a deep breath, ready to announce the �champion� in true champion fashion. Then he looks at Jagi, and lets the breath out.]

Brandon: "...Jagi shiro."

[Brandon turns to hand the mic back to �Wild� Bill when Jagi rushes him in anger at the joke induction, only for Jagi to blind sided by Adrian Tanner Jr with a flying forearm. Ron Reid signals for the bell as Brandon and Jeremy slide out of the ring.]

Phil Blauer: And our match is underway!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi and Adrian Tanner Jr. gets in each other's faces jawing off. Jagi then backs up and slaps him!

[The Palm Springs fans let out a collective "OH!" Adrian Tanner Jr. holds his face, and then smacks back with a knife edge chop. Jagi Shiro hits back with a knife edge chop of his own]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Jagi Shiro's paranoia about Hardkore America began to show when he demanded that this match happen in Hardkore All-Asia Pro where his brother Ken Shiro is the booker.

Phil Blauer: But from what we've seen from their relationship, that doesn't neccesarily put him at the advantage.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But Adrian Tanner Jr. insisted it happen at our biggest show of the year.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner slugs Shiro in the part of his face that was burned by the fireball. He grabs him with a headlock and then flips him over into a takedown. Jagi Shiro kips up, but Tanner takes him over into an armdrag.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an armbar. He cranks back on Jagi's arm, trying to pull his arm out of it's socket. Jagi Shiro counters with a claw to his trapezius muscle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger Paw!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Jagi Shiro says that Tanner's constant attacks are sign that Tanner is getting desperate. We'll see if it costs him his focus.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner is forced to abandon the armbar from the pain, and irish whips him into the ropes. He hits a picture perfect dropkick on Jagi!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. promised to paint Hardkore Hall red with his blood. Let's see if he's overpromising.

[The crowd cheers. Adrian Tanner Jr. headbutts Shiro's burned face, and irish whips him but Jagi Shiro reverses it and shoots him into the ropes. He back elbows him in the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro gets a running start and catches Adrian Tanner Jr. with a huracanrana!! He irish whips Tanner into the ropes again and spinebusters him! Tornado Buster!

[Tanner arches his back in pain and the Palm Springs fans boo. Jagi Shiro presses his forearm across Tanner's chin, grinding it]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro butterflies Tanner's arms and lifts him up into a double underhook piledriver!!

[Hardkore Hall boos. Jagi Shiro lifts Adrian Tanner up on his shoulder and then runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi charges him but Adrian grabs him by the head and sends him face-first into the middle turnbuckle. Adrian then hops to the top turnbuckle and brings his knees down onto Jagi�s upper back, Jagi�s face hits the bottom turnbuckle as he crumples to the mat!!

[The fans come to life! Jagi Shiro tries to get back up but Adrian drop toeholds his face back into the second turnbuckle. Jagi cover his face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reverse russian legsweeps Jagi Shiro's face into the top turnbuckle!

Phil Blauer: Adrian trying to make Jagi an ugly man.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. crouches over Jagi and cracks him in the face with a flurry of elbows. He lifts him up into a full nelson and then steps up on the second turnbuckle]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. stretching Jagi Shiro back with that full nelson, letting his feet dangle in the air. Jagi slips out and headbutts Tanner, sitting him on the second turnbuckle.

[The audience boos. Jagi Shiro steps up on the second rope and butterfly superplexes Adrian Tanner!! Tanner sits up in pain]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro gets a running start and catches Adrian Tanner Jr. with a tornado DDT! He irish whips him into the ropes and catches him with a tiltawhirl backbreaker!

[Tanner spins on the mat, flopping around in pain. Jagi Shiro steps through the ropes out onto the apron, and slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope. He hops off and catches Tanner in the jaw with a hard punch]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Burning Fire Knuckle! He kips him up into another huracanrana that drills Tanner's head into the canvas!

[Jagi Shiro walks alongside the ring, jawing with some fans in the front row. He touches his face where Tanner had been hitting and sneers. He double underhooks Tanner's arms and lifts him up into an angel's wings! The crowd boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro gutwrenches Adrian up but Tanner flips over his shoulder onto behind him and then release dragon suplexes him!

[The fans cheer. Adrian Tanner Jr. electric chairs him up and then drops his face onto the top turnbuckle! Shiro bounces back, and covers his face with his hand. Tanner grabs the ropes and kicks Shiro in the face a few times]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops him up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. Adrian whips Jagi towards the ropes. Jagi comes back and Adrian picks Jagi up and drops him neck-first on the top rope!

[Hardkore Hall pops and Jagi staggers backwards. Tanner bounces off the ropes into a spin kicks Shiro in the face! Adrian turns Jagi over on the mat, sticks his foot against the back of Jagi�s head and grabs Jagi�s arms, pulling back with all his might]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: When Adrian Tanner Jr. came to into this building in June 2004 he teamed up with Bloody Martyr & Paul Soutter but were eliminated by Jean-Paul Jaubergy, "God's Gift" Jeremiah Vastrix, and "The Golden Child" Justin Sayne in the first round of the Hardkore World Six Man Tag Team title tournament. He lost a match to Rated X here in December of 2005. But at Palm Springs Punishment 2006 in April, Adrian Tanner Jr. won the Hardkore World Tag Team Championships with Andrew Karnage over "The Punisher" Dan Stein & Lucifer Jones.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro screaming in pain and finally, Adrian pushes forward and slams Jagi�s face into the mat with his foot! He pulls him up in a front facelock and rolls him around into a neckbreaker!

[Tanner sits Jagi on the top turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope. But Jagi Shiro rolls over his back into a sunset flip tigerbomb!! Tanner's head rocks against the canvas and Jagi gestures to Ron Reid to count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

[Jagi Shiro touches his face where a dark mouse under his eye is beginning to develop. Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls onto his hands and knees]

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. on his feet!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro snap suplexes him to the mat. He rolls his hips and pulls him up into a fisherman's buster!!

[Jagi Shiro applies a cross armbar. He rows back on Tanner's arm, as Adrian grimaces in pain]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: As we said earlier, at Palm Springs Punishment 2008, Dougie Ray Bullet was eliminated by Jagi Shiro in a threeway dance with Adrian Tanner Jr. for the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship that Adrian eventually won.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a crucifix. He begins spinning him around & round, helicoptering him, and then drops down into a neckbreaker!

[Tanner sits up, clutching the back of his neck. Jagi grabs Adrian from behind in a reverse waistlock and hits a german suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro rolls back up to his feet and drops Tanner into another german suplex. He then adjusts to bring Tanner back to a vertical base and lifts him into an argentine backbreaker rack. Jagi falls sideways, driving the Adrian's head to the mat to complete a burning hammer!! Fusion Hammer!

[Hardkore Hall rocks with boos and Adrian Tanner Jr. sits up dazed, and then falls back to the mat. Jagi points at Reid to count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls himself up along the ropes.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro hooks him up for a suplex, but Tanner hits him in the ribs with a few punches. He counters with a textbook suplex of his own.

[The fans applaud. Adrian slides out of the ring and moves the barricade back some. He pulls apart one of the ring steps and moves it over towards the middle of the ring outside. Adrian pulls Jagi onto the apron]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Jagi by the head and bulldogs him down onto the steps he moved earlier!!

[The fans cheer and Tanner pops up with blood coming out from the bruise under his eye. Adrian picks Jagi up into a suplex and drops him with a brainbuster from the steps to the floor!! The Palm Springs crowd chants "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner gets a running start on the apron and backflips into a Hi Mom shooting star press!!

[Ron Reid begins counting]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

[Jagi Shiro wipes some blood out of his eyes while Adrian Tanner Jr. steps up onto the apron]

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Phil Blauer: Jagi Shiro pulls himself up, using the guardrail.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. waiting for him and catches him with a huracanrana from the apron!!

[The crowd cheers and Tanner tosses the chair into the ring. He rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner flies over the ropes with a plancha that drives Jagi Shiro backfirst against the railing!!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center roars! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a corkscrew plancha but Jagi ducks and Tanner smacks the guardrail, landing in the front row of the audience!! Hardkore Hall lets out a collective "OH!!" Ron Reid starts counting]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

[Fans crowd around Adrian Tanner Jr. mugging for the camera]

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

[Tanner uses a fan's seat to push himself up halfway]

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. back up and walks over to Jagi, but Jagi grabs him with a suplex and drops his stomach on the railing!

[While Tanner is slumped over the railing, Jagi backs up and running knees him in the face, knocking him into the lap of a fan in a Jamie Romino t-shirt. Shiro rolls back into the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro gets a running start and dives over the ropes into the crowd, catching Tanner and a few fans with a suicide dive!!

[The fans boo as Tanner and a bleeding Jagi lay out among some fans. A guy in a Marty Donovan ninja mask mugs for the camera. Ron Reid begins counting both men out]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls over onto his side. Jagi Shiro pulls himself up along a fan's AK-47 t-shirt]

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Phil Blauer: Jagi Shiro up on his feet.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. still down.

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner back up on his feet and climbs over the railing back into the ringside area. Jagi Shiro is back in the ring and slingshots himself over the ropes onto Tanner with a huracanrana on the concrete!!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. is busted open!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro rolls back into the ring and runs into the ropes. He cartwheels into a backflip over the ropes into a space flying tiger drop!!

[Hardkore Hall rocks with boos. Jagi Shiro touches his hand to the blood pouring down his cheek and then rolls back into the ring. He hits the ropes and then baseball slides into a baseball dropkick to Tanner's face, knocking him back into the guardrail]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro rolls out of the ring and grabs Tanner, rolling him back into the ring but hangs his head off the apron. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a guillotine legdrop!!

[The jeers grow louder and Jagi Shiro exhaustedly points at Reid to count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner up and weakly kicks him, but Jagi catches his foot. The Arizona Assassin swings around with an enzuigiri!

[The fans erupt with cheers! Tanner wipes some blood from his eyes, and grabs that chair he threw into the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner smacks Jagi with the chair as Jagi comes near him!!

[The Palm Springs crowd lets out a loud pop! He drops the chair in the middle of the ring and pulls Jagi up into a double underhook before lifting him over his shoulder with a canadian backbreaker. He flips him facefirst onto the chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Welcome to the Desert!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Phil Blauer: Jagi Shiro is up! His "good eye" now has a black eye developing underneath it though.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. runs and grabs him with a spinning DDT!

[The fans cheers as the impact drives Jagi up to his knees and then back down onto his face. Adrian Tanner Jr. sticks his knees into Jagi's back and then rolls him up into a bow & arrow. Jagi starts to bleed a tiny pool of blood underneath his face, while blood drips onto the canvas behind Tanner]

Phil Blauer: Tanner bending Jagi in half across his knees as Ron Reid has no choice but to look on.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips over Jagi Shiro, catching him on the way over with a blockbuster!

[A crimson masked Jagi Shiro sits up, and then falls back down. He stands back up into a discus clothesline by Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian places Jagi on the top rope, then puts the chair in the open position sitting in front of the corner. He climbs out onto the apron, springboards onto the top rope and grabs Jagi�s head, twisting into a corkscrew facebuster onto the seat of the chair!! .38 Special!

[The fans roar and Tanner weakly points at Ron Reid to count Jagi Shiro out]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

[Jagi bleeds all over himself as he tries to find the bottom rope]

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Phil Blauer: Jagi is on his feet!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips him but Jagi Shiro reverses the irish whip and shoots him into the ropes. He catches him with a tiltawhirl powerslam!

[The fans boo. Jagi Shiro gut wrenches him up into a powerslam!! He double underhooks his arms and flips him into a tiger driver '91 on the chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro atomic drops Adrian Tanner Jr. on the top turnbuckle, facing the audience. He steps up on the second rope behind him and half nelson hammerlocks him. Shiro tiger superplexes him!!

[The Palm Springs fans boo. Jagi Shiro grabs Tanner from behind with an inverted facelock. He lifts Tanner up into a reverse suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Shiro atomic drops Tanner on the turnbuckle, facing the crowd. He climbs up behind him and applies a crucifix armbar, hanging to the mat.

[Tanner cries out in pain as Jagi's 230 pounds hangs onto his arm. Jagi Shiro finally releases it and pulls Tanner off the turnbuckle with a muscle buster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi irish whips him but Adrian Tanner Jr. reverses it and sends Jagi to the corner. He follows after with a hard shoulder to the gut as Jagi collapses.

[Adrian steps back, picks up the chair and dropkicks the chair into Jagi�s face!! Hardkore Hall cheers as Jagi bleeds all over the bottom rope. Adrian Tanner Jr. drags him out of the corner and steps on the backs of his knees and rolls him up into a surfboard]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pushes up on Jagi Shiro's knees while he pulls back on his twisted arms.

[Jagi's blood drips back onto the mat as Tanner bounces him up & down, putting pressure on his knees. He finally releases him and irish whips Shiro into the ropes. He plants Jagi with a tilt-a-whirl slam on the chair!! Jagi arches his back in pain while Tanner rolls Jagi over onto his stomach and then grabs the chair. He places Jagi�s left arm in between the seat and then closes the chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sits on Jagi�s back, and grabs onto his trapped arm and pulls back on it while pushing a knee into Jagi�s neck.

Phil Blauer: But this match can't end with a tap out?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I think he just wants to hurt him.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian grabs Jagi�s trapped arm and twists into an armbreaker!

[The fans roar and Jagi Shiro kicks his toes into the mat in pain, clutching his shoulder. Adrian Tanner motions for Ron Reid to begin the count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

[With his arm hanging limply to his side, Jagi struggles to his feet]

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro is standing, but Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops him up, but Shiro falls behind him with an inverted facelock. He lifts Tanner up into a reverse suplex, and then catches him on the way over with an osaka cutter!! Dragon Cutter!

[Jagi kicks Tanner in the knee cap kick, and follows it up by a jumping inside crescent kick and then a leg sweep! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off with a senton across Tanner's chest!! Tanner sits up with blood running down his face as the crowd boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jago Shiro irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and catches him with an emerald frosion on the chair!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. back up, but wobbly.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro gets underneath Tanner and lifts him up on his shoulders. He flips him onto his head with a burning hammer!!

[The fans boo. Jagi Shiro goes for a suplex but Tanner blocks it. Adrian counters with a suplex of his own but then drops him on his head with a brainbuster! Adrian moves Jagi over near the ropes. He climbs out onto the apron holding Jagi�s trapped arm while Jagi stays in the ring]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. holds Jagi�s arm up as high as he can and then jumps off the apron to the floor, dropping Jagi�s chair-trapped arm across the top rope!!

[Hardkore Hall pops as Jagi drops to the mat, snatching his arm close to his body]

Phil Blauer: Adrian's sliding a ladder into the ring!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: We got a career shortening match on our hands.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner nails Jagi with a snap suplex. He follows it up with a second, then picks Jagi up into a stalling suplex.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. holds Jagi into the air for a few and then drops him down onto the ladder!! Shiro flops around the mat, like a stunned fish]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. picks up that ladder but Jagi Shiro big boots it into his face!!

[The cheers turn to jeers as both men try to recover. Jagi Shiro lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up onto his shoulders and then spinning powerbombs him onto the ladder!! Tanner screams in pain, and rolls around the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Fusion Bomb on the ladder! Jagi Shiro gut wrench suplexes Adrian Tanner Jr., and then sits him on the top turnbuckle. He steps up onto the second turnbuckle and pulls him off with a brainbuster!!

[Hardkore Hall boos. Jagi Shiro clamps down on a guillotine choke. He rocks back on Adrian Tanner's head, cutting off his air supply. Ron Reid has no choice but to look on, helplessly]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro finally releases the guillotine choke and then rakes his nails across Tanner's cut, opening him up some more. He waits for Tanner to get to his feet and then hops onto the middle of the second rope, then jumps back into a springboard leg lariot!

[Jagi Shiro rolls Adrian Tanner Jr. onto the ladder and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Jagi leaps into a 630 twisting moonsault, and then drops the elbow into Tanner's heart on the ladder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger Elbow Strike!

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

[Tanner rolls off the ladder and tries to get onto his hands and knees]

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up those ropes and this match continues!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro butterflies his arms and flips him up into a tigerbomb, but Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana!!

[The crowd roars and both men lie next to one another, bleeding all over the canvas. Adrian finally gets up and picks up the ladder. He tosses it down on Jagi's face and the fans pop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top rope and jumps into a corkscrew splash on the ladder and Jagi!!

[The Palm Springs audience cheers wildly! Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an STF. He clamps down on Jagi Shiro's throat, peeling his head back. Tanner pulls him up into a full nelson, and then reverse russian legsweeps his face into the chair]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner maintains the full nelson and pulls back on his head & arms, as Shiro lies on his stomach. He pushes off with his feet, trying to bend him in half.

[Tanner elbow drops Shiro in the small of his back. He grabs the second rope, and drives his knee into Jagi's spine]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining!"

[Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Jagi up into an abdominal stretch]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls back on Jagi's arm, stretching his stomach muscles. He releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Jagi runs up the turnbuckles. Jagi Shiro super bombs him off the top rope!!!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center boos. Jagi Shiro points at Ron Reid to count]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

[Tanner sits up but then falls back down]

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls over and pulls himself up by the ropes]

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. is up but he doesn't look good!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro pushes him into the corner, and grabs him around the waist and does a roll backwards followed immediately by a german suplex! Legendary Suplex!

[Jagi Shiro grabs his legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He stands on Tanner's back and pulls back on his legs. Tanner bleeds a basketball sized pool of blood on the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tiger Tamer! Shiro digs his feet into Tanner's back and bends his legs back. He pulls Tanner up into an inverted facelock and steps up on the second turnbuckle. Jagi Shiro flips over into a diamond dust!! Tiger Cutter!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center boos. Jagi Shiro lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up into a fireman's carry and then drops him into a go 2 sleep]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Go JagOff!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ok, but you guys usually get mad.

Yolanda Ando: Don't!

[Jagi Shiro sets the ladder up and then starts climbing up. Adrian Tanner Jr. begins stepping up the ladder on the other side. They start throwing punches at each other as they climb up the top]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner & Shiro reach the top and Adrian ducks a haymaker from Jagi and headbuts him in response. Adrian slams Jagi�s face into the ladder repeatedly!

[Tanner begins calling for something from above. Adrian keeps slamming Jagi�s head, and soon, the cable that they use to hold titles on for ladder matches is lowered down. Adrian calls for it to be lowered further]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. slams Jagi�s face into the ladder again, and grabs the cord as it�s lowered further.

[Adrian grabs Jagi by one hand, wraps the cord around Jagi�s throat and pushes him off the ladder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi Shiro hangs by the cord around his neck, effectively being hanged by Adrian Tanner Jr.!!!

[The fans roar as Jagi Shiro's feet dangles, as he desperately tries to free himself. After a few seconds of Jagi hanging in the air, the cord snaps and Jagi crashes to the mat, grasping at his throat and gasping for air]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls himself up the rest of the ladder so he�s sitting at the top, then he jumps into a guillotine leg drop onto Jagi�s throat!!

[The Palm Springs fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

[Jagi Shiro sits up, and then falls back down]

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Phil Blauer: Jagi Shiro is up, but not looking much better than when he was knocked out.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops him up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker. He holds him on his knee to torture him some more.

[Tanner presses down on Jagi's chin & knees, as blood drips down into a pool under Shiro's head. Adrian finally releases him and steps through the ropes out onto the apron]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner takes Jagi out with a springboard senton!! Adrian lays out the ladder and pulls Jagi up by his bloodsoaked hair. Tanner fisherman's suplexes Jagi's back on the ladder!! SureShot!

[The Palm Springs Convention Center pops! Shiro sits up in pain and then falls back on the ladder. Adrian Tanner Jr. gets up on the top turnbuckle and flips into a 450 legdrop with Jagi Shiro still on the ladder!! The chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" get louder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Jagi Shiro up into a fireman's carry and swings him into a TKO!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Jagi up into a DDT but Jagi Shiro northern lights suplexes him onto the ladder!! Jagi leaps onto the top of the middle rope, balances while turning facing the arena, and springboards off executing a twisting moonsault onto Tanner on the ladder]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tigersault! Jagi Shiro grabs Tanner by the head and applies a dragon clutch. He plants his feet and peels back Tanner's head, bowing his spine back.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

[Tanner instinctively reaches out for the ropes and then drops his arm. Jagi Shiro sits back low for a while, doing as much damage as he can to his back. He sits Tanner on the top turnbuckle. Jagi steps up to the second turnbuckle and lifts him up on his shoulder, drilling Tanner's skull into the chair with a death valley driver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Northern Hammer!

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

[Jagi Shiro rolls out of the ring and grabs a second ladder]

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

[Shiro slides the ladder into the ring and then rolls in after it]

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

[Jagi sets up the ladder and climbs up it]

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Phil Blauer: Tanner is up, but so is Jagi. Up on a ladder that is!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jagi hits Tanner with a imploding 450� senton that knocks Tanner to the mat!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "THIRTY SECONDS Remaining!"

[The fans boo. Jagi Shiro sets up the second ladder and then climbs up one of the ladders. He taunts the crowd readying to jump but Adrian climbs up and then clubs him from behind. He climbs up the other ladder, and grabs Jagi, turning him partly around. Adrian jumps and twists, taking Jagi with him into a wave of the future off the ladders]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Revolver off the ladders!! Adrian sets a table up near the ladder. He sets another one on top of that one. Adrian grabs Jagi and forces him up the ladder, following after him. Adrian sends Jagi and himself through both tables with a Styles-clash Piledriver he calls The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period.

[As Adrian gets up he screams �COUNT IT!� at the ref]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Referee Ron Reid: 9!

Referee Ron Reid: 10!

[The bell rings and "Slit Your Own Throat� by The Used gets drowned out by the roaring crowd. Adrian Tanner Jr. celebrates and grabs the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title belt]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 29 minutes 42 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: This match seems to have shortened both men's careers here tonight, but Adrian Tanner Jr. walks out with his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title once again.

Phil Blauer: Jagi Shiro seemed to have Adrian Tanner Jr. dead to rights before The Best Damn Secondary Finisher, Period.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title is finally back in Adrian Tanner Jr.'s hands after that controversial loss to RDS.

Phil Blauer: What an exciting chapter to this feud.
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BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - SEPTEMBER 2009

HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
MATTHEW X vs. Adrian Tanner Jr.

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THE WAR BEFORE THE MATCH

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Guillermo O'Bannon: Folks, I�ve just got word that someone is being assaulted outside!

[Phil gives Guillermo a blank look.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: What?

Phil Blauer: This is Belfast, someone is always getting assaulted outside�

Guillermo O'Bannon: Point taken, but can we get a camera outside to see what the hell is going on?!

[Cameras go to the outside parking lot arena where a nervous and scared Ayame Mizusawa in a pink mid riff cut Yankee baseball jersey with tight blue jeans and open toe high heels and a tazer gun in hand pulling the trigger zapping the hell out of honorary Project member/Nextwave Brandon Young where the darts are attached to.]

Phil Blauer: You got to me kidding me�

Guillermo O'Bannon: If she�s here then�

Ayame Mizusawa: Jagi!! How long am I supposed to be doing this for?!

[Cameras switch to Jagi Shiro in a white tank top with blue jeans, tan Timberlands wielding a ball bat standing over a busted open and battered Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Ayame Mizusawa: Jagi!!

Jagi Shiro: Dammit woman!! Just keep pulling the damn trigger! I don�t give I shit if you start smelling burning flesh!! Now�where was I�

[Brings the ball bat down across Tanner�s spine as he tries to get up knocking him back down to the floor, he then delivers a vicious kick to the side of his ribs forcing him to curl up in a defensive fetal position.]

Jagi Shiro: Not laughing now are you Tin Tin�huh? No more jokes? You took something of mine you piece of liquid shit that ran out of your mother�s crack�now I�m gonna take something of yours�

[Jagi reaches into his back pocket and flicks out a switch blade.]

Ayame Mizusawa: Baby�what are you gonna do with that?

Andrew Karnage�s voice: TANNER!! TANNER!!

Cecil Kennedy�s voice: WE�RE COMING MAN!!

Ayame Mizusawa: JAGI!! THEY�RE COMING!! THEY�RE COMING!!

[Jagi quickly leaps to his feet and spits on Tanner before bolting grabbing his girlfriend�s hand as she drops the tazer gun ending the tazering of Brandon Young.]

Jagi Shiro: I thought I told you not to wear fucking heels!!

Ayame Mizusawa: I�m sorry!! I�m sorry!!!

[Shiro throws her into the driver�s side where she dives into the passenger side as he jumps in and peels out just as Karnage comes up with a steel chair swinging and smashes the back window of the rental car. Shiro floors it out of the parking lot into the night as Kennedy drops next to his fallen friend shaking violently after the brutal attack on him. Karnage goes over to see to Brandon Young.]

Cecil Kennedy: GET SOME DAMN HELP OUT HERE NOW!!

[Fades out to �So Fucking What� ring out through Ulster Hall, then the chords of �So What� by Metallica follow as Matt Sanders steps out onto the stage, already getting showered with boos]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Can you believe Jagi Shiro? As if having his girlfriend taze Brandon Young wasn't enough, he beat Adrian Tanner Jr. with a baseball bat.

Phil Blauer: Had it not been for The Manhattan Project happening upon the scene, we could have seen the first wrestling stabbing since Bruiser Brody.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: We're not counting Jesus stabbing John Cena?

Phil Blauer: Nah. That had nothing to do with the ring. It had to do with a woman. A woman that both men swore they'd rather die than ever live without.

Guillermo O'Bannon: After that attack, I'll be surprised if Adrian Tanner Jr. will be able to wrestle his match with Matthew X for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship.


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[Jagi Shiro is flying on the moon right now. He just beat the shit out of his worst opponent. Y�know, that guy he can�t ever beat? Yeah, him. Adrian Tanner Jr might be dead because of him.]

*HOOOOOONK!*

[Unfortunately, trying to get out of the parking lot in Belfast is a lot like trying to break out of Alcatraz in the middle of the day, it�s a bitch. And so Jagi isn�t really paying attention to his surroundings when he finally sees an opening for the exit.]

*WHAM!*

[He probably should�ve been.]

Jagi: What the hell?!

[A large black SUV with the NEXTWAVE logo taped to the side of the truck Jagi can�t yet see slams into the front of Jagi�s really expensive super-awesome sports car he�s no doubt driving, and sends the car into a fish-tail. Jagi manages to regain control of the car but when he does, he finds himself trapped in between the car that hit him, and another large black SUV behind him.]

Jagi: What the fuck is this? Get out of my way!

[Nextwave Intern Jimmy The Intern hops out of the first SUV, grinning from ear to ear.]

Jagi: What the fuck are you smiling about? You hit my car! I�ll kill yo-

*SLAM!*

[Jagi never gets to finish that last sentence as a hand grabs him by the head and SLAMS his head into the steering wheel.]

Adrian Tanner Jr: God, you are PA-THET-IC!

[THE ARIZONA ASSASSIN slams Jagi�s head into the steering wheel repeatedly, not really caring that he�s bleeding all over the apholstry as he does so. Ayane Miyazuki, freaking out in the passenger side, reaches for the tazer, but a hand reaches through the other window and rips it out of her hands.]

Cecil Kennedy: Nuh uh there, missy.

Ayane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Cecil: Relax, wouldya? I�m not gonna hurt ya. I WANT to, but frankly I don�t hit women, no matter HOW much the urge itches inside me to.

[Adrian pulls Jagi�s head back so it�s as far back in the seat as it can be, then slams it into the steering wheel with all his might.]

Ayane: JAGI!

[Ayane reaches over to try to pull Jagi out of Adrian�s grip as he drags Jagi out of the car over the door, but Cecil grabs her hands.]

Cecil: I AM going to have to ask you to fuck off out of our business though.

[Cecil pulls Ayane out of the other side of the car and points toward the SUV. Jimmy the Intern walks over and pulls her into the truck and locks the door closed.]

Adrian: What�d you think this was going to ACCOMPLISH-

[Adrian SLAMS Jagi head-first into the side of the car.]

Adrian: -You IDIOT?! Did you think, what?

[Adrian pulls Jagi up and RAMS his face into the windshield of the car.]

Adrian: Think you�d use MY OWN strategy against me?!

[Again.]

Adrian: Think you�d, what? PISS me off to the point I�d beg to fight you again?!

[Again. The windshield starts to crack from the force.]

Adrian: JESUS. Even in REVENGE, you are nothing but a fucking POSER!

[Again. Glass pieces fly off the windshield. Adrian throws Jagi down onto the asphalt. Jagi�s face is a bloody and bruised mess.]

Adrian: You can�t even do REVENGE without stealing ideas from ME, can you, you little fuckwit!

[Jagi tries to get to a kneeling position, Adrian kicks him in the face.]

Adrian: You truly DO NOT have an original bone in your fucking BODY!

[Adrian kicks him again in the face he worked over for an entire two months. Adrian grinds his foot into Jagi�s face.]

Adrian: Cecil, the bat, if you please?

[Cecil walks over, still holding the tazer. He hands Adrian the bat Jagi used earlier.]

Adrian: How many times does it take, Jags? Huh?!

[Adrian cracks Jagi in the stomach with the bat.]

�HOW�

*CRACK*

�MANY�

*CRACK*

�FUCKING�

*CRACK*

�TIMES�

*CRACK

Adrian: Am I going to have to POUND this into your fucking skull?! YOU

�ARE NOT�

*CRACK*

�ON MY�

*CRACK*

�LEVEL!�

*CRACK*

Adrian: ...And you never fucking will be. I have beaten you TWICE now, Jags.

[Adrian grinds his foot against Jagi�s face some more.]

Adrian: �Your� Title? YOUR TITLE?! I beg to fucking DIFFER there. The records don�t LIE, Jags. So please-

[Adrian gets on his knees, so he�s face to-bloody-face with the grounded Jagi Shiro.]

Adrian: GET this through that fucking pea brain of yours. Give UP. Go HOME. Because you will NEVER

[Adrian screams the words at Jagi.]

Adrian: EVER

[Adrian grinds the gold plate of the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Title across Jagi�s face as he screams at him.]

Adrian: Hold THIS in your grubby, filthy FAKE HANDS AGAIN!

[Adrian hops to his feet. He rubs his hands through his blood-soaked hair, and then flicks the blood onto his downed enemy. He hoists the Light Heavyweight Title onto his shoulder.]

Adrian: You want another shot at this? Get in LINE, bitch! Because you don�t DESERVE another shot. I�ve killed you TWICE now, so be a good boy and STAY FUCKING DOWN!

Adrian: I refuse to put up with your fucking poser ass until you DO SOMETHING worth noting, and no fucker, attacking me before the biggest match of my career isn�t that something. So fuck you, you fucking FUCK.

[Jimmy the Intern lets Ayane out of the SUV and she runs to Jagi�s side as Nextwave walk off back towards the building, leaving Jagi Shiro as roadkill in the parking lot. Then "English Fire" by Cradle of Filth plays and RDS walks out onto the ramp with the Saint Georges flag. The Belfast crowd cheers wildly, reaching over the railing for him as RDS slowly walks down to the ring with a confident look on his face. He stops at the steps and waves the flag for the fans before playing down besides the steps and and climbing into the ring. RDS then walks across the ring and climbs the opposite turnbuckle raising his arms as the music fades out]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Unbelievable, our parking lot is getting to be the most dangerous place in the arena!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Jagi Shiro, are apparantly not finished with each other after that brutal match at Palm Springs Punishment 2009. Speaking of which, RDS returned at Palm Springs Punishment 2009 and had an easy route on his hands with Randy Candy. Tonight he takes on former Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion and Hardkore America Heavyweight Champion Robert Hunglestien III.
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[Ken Shiro takes another buff from his cigar with a bright grin on his face as he walks off leaving Damico holding the Six Men World Tag Championship in one hand and a handful of Cohiba Behike cigars in the other with his thoughts and a big decision to make. Cameras cut to a furiously grinning Jagi Shiro trudging down the hallway with a badge over his head as Matthew Boone runs up to interview him.]

Matthew Boone: Jagi! About your vicious attacks on Tanner tonight!!

[Shiro grabs him slamming him up against the wall scaring the ever living shit out of him.]

Jagi Shiro: YOU WANT AN ANSWER BOONE?! IT�S PLAIN AND FUCKING SIMPLE!! IT�S A SELF-EXPLANTORY AS IT GETS!! HARDKORE WORLD AIGHT BIG ENOUGH FOR EITHER ME OR THAT TIN CUP FUCK SPORTING MY BELT�so one of us�HAS GOT TO FUCKING GO!! AND IT AIN�T GOING TO BE ME!!

Matthew Boone: Please�please�you�re scaring me to urination�

[Shiro snatches the microphone away from Boone and turns to the cameras with a maniacal crazed look on his face.]

Jagi Shiro: You hear me Tin Tin�it�s no longer just about MY Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title�I�m going to wipe you off the face of the fucking planet�scorched Earth muthafucker!! Every time you step out of your car�walk down the hall way to your locker room�leave your locker room�take a shit or piss in a stall�walk down to the ring�you�re going have a fucking CRICK in your neck watching your back wondering if TODAY is Jagi Shiro day!! My #1 fucking obsession over fast cars, money and pussy is putting an END to ADRIAN TANNER JR!! You�re gonna have to make me TERMINATOR DEAD in order to stop me from coming after you!! And when I am DONE with you�you will pray to hide�but will find no cover�you will pray for death�.but will find no end to your suffering�you will beg for mercy�and know that you are OFFICIALLY in HELL�because there will be�NONE!!

[Jagi drops the microphone and shoves the camera man out as he trudges off leaving Boone pinned against the way still with a nervous look on his face. Fade back to Ulster Hall where red and white spotlights illuminate the stage as "Hatredy" by Dethklok plays through the PA. The red spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Ken Shiro making an offer to Tony Damico to leave The Highlights of Humanity and join him in The Untouchables.

Phil Blauer: Even leaving his own six man tag team title belt with Tony Damico to boot!

[Adrian looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as a huge blast of pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He has medical gauze taped to the gash over his eye as he walks down the ramp towards the ring, slapping a few hands here and there. He stops at the end of the ramp before the ring, looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warmup.]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been insulted by Matthew X's lack of respect.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has been hard at work, training for this match, while Matthew X has been partying it up, living like a rock star.

Phil Blauer: The man has a baby on the way. He has a right to be happy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X was jumped in the locker room by "Platinum" Pat Bozzini but Adrian Tanner Jr. was attacked in the beginning of the show by Jagi Shiro with a baseball bat.

Phil Blauer: So they're even.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner says while he's glad that Matthew X scared Syberus into playing soccer, he feels Hardkore World has just traded one champion with a God complex with another. He wants to end this Cleansing by becoming a champion of both the Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight divisions, a feat only accomplished by Death Gojira and Syberus in 20 years.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian wears red �metallic effect� shorts with two golden superman logos on either side of the legs. On one side the logo has �AT� inside it, on the other is �NW.� He wears black elbow and knee pads, and black boots with a red stripe outline and red laces. To the ring he wears a matching red �metallic effect� warm up jacket with a gold superman logo and �AT� in the logo. The hood of the jacket cover his head and the top of his face as he makes his way down to the ring.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman this is your Main Event of the evening. It is a King Kong Bundy Memorial match where you have pin your opponent for a five count. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The Belfast fans roar with a loud pop! Then a siren fills Ulster Hall, plunging it into darkness. As if on cue, the fans and followers of MAtthew X fill the arena with light from many different sources. Flashlights, cellphones, lighters...anything they could smuggle in]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: There seems to be a curse that has effected Hardkore World Heavyweight Champions from Rad Rick, to Rally Jackson, to James Fierce, to Cobryn known as the Hardkore Hangover.

Phil Blauer: That's right, it takes so much to get to the top of the mountain, that many times there's not much left in the tank when it comes time to defend it.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X not only has that precedent in front of him, but a pretty harsh beating with a baseball bat by "Platinum" Pat Bozzini.

[After a few seconds of silence, the sounds of the sky crashing down are heard as "Messiah" by Konflict blasts through the arena, on the fullest volume the soundboard can allow. Every light in the arena suddenly and overwhelmingly bursts on full-blast and the sense-pounding entrance of MAtthew X is made. Flanked by his gigantic, gasmasked, iceberg bodyguards, lead by Madison Dyson and Creamer; Matthew X is clad in his black leather Anarchistic Artists' Smock, carrying a satchel and trademark Israeli Black Latex Gas Mask, walks purposefully toward the ring. Madison Dyson makes her way to the ring, jawing with the fans that are booing the hell out of her. Matthew X stops in mid-aisle for a moment to offer up a christ-like pose, which elicits even more light, as camera flashes strobe the pose. He then opens the satchel and hands a bear trap to one of the Icebergs]

Phil Blauer: Is that for Darkchild?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I think Kilroy Evans bear obsession is getting to the champ, and he's trying to think of every angle.

[The Icebergs set the bear trap at the entrance way of the aisle]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: As you saw from my pre-match mauling, Matthew X took his time getting to the arena, but once he did make a statement, he says Tanner had nothing much to add as a response. Is it nerves from Tanner, or Adrian keeping his focus on the match.

[When Madison reaches the ring she slides into the ring, and gives a Nazi salute drawing massive heat from the crowd. Entering the ring, X pulls off the gasmask, and raises his gloved right fist as once again the searing lights of cameras turn the arena into one huge senory overload. He places the gas mask atop a corner post, removes the smock, and stands calmly in a corner, hands politely behind his back.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X says he is ready for the "flips" and high flying moves of Adrian Tanner Jr. but is he underestimating the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion?

Phil Blauer: Could be. I don't know, I mostly floss during those wrestling talkies.

Yolanda Ando: Matthew X wears black leather jeans and Doc Marten Boots. Bullet Belt. His hair is spiked high toward heaven, mixing in some white amidst the jet black. of course, he wars the black leather glove on his right hand. Punk tattoos, a collection of old and new, decorate his torso, arms and neck. A fingerless glove on the right hand for the Flaming Thumper Heart Punches.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by Madison Dyson, from Beneath the System; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MATTHEW X!!!"

[Ulster Hall rocks with boos. Ron Reid comes over to check Matthew X for weapons. X dutifully puts his hands behind his head as Reid pats him down. He makes a big show of proving how he doesn't have his bag either. Reid signals for the bell]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Matthew X and Adrian Tanner Jr. lock up in a collar and elbow tie up and we are under way!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs Matthew X and flips him over into a side headlock takedown. He grinds X towards the mat, pressing his shoulders towards the mat.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Matthew X rolls Adrian Tanner Jr. over into a cradle)

Referee Ron Reid: 1...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kips up to his feet and catches Matthew X with an armdrag. He grabs an armbar. Tanner sticks his knee into the ball of X's shoulder and cranks up on his elbow.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Straight out, this is not a good event for Adrian Tanner Jr. He has never won here in Northern Ireland. At Irish Rage in Belfast 2006, he lost a sadistic madness match to "The Punisher" Dan Stein. At Irish Rage in Belfast 2007, he lost the Hardkore World Tag Team Championships to The Fists of Blood in a streetfight. At Irish Rage in Belfast 2008, Adrian Tanner Jr. lost his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight title to RDS in a controversial english rage in belfast match.

[Matthew X grimaces in pain as he works his way to his feet and flips Tanner over into a snapmare. He whacks Adrian Tanner in the ear with a slap and Ulster Hall lets out a loud heel pop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner moves in to kill X, but Matt drop toeholds him and floats over onto his back and begins punching him in the back of the head. Blast Beats!

[The jeers get louder. Matthew X picks him up and snapmares him over again, and then elbows him on the top of the head. He grabs a kimura with a shoulderlock. Matthew X pulls back on Tanner's wrist]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X turns it into a biceps slicer compression hold. He pushes down on Tanner's wrist, squashing his arm together.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Last year's Irish Rage in Belfast 2008, was Matthew X's first art exhibitions with Ramon "The Ramonster" Zeele, where he roasting him with cooking sherry and made cherries jubilee with his ass.

Phil Blauer: The Ramonster was never seen again, rumor is recently he was able to have a bowel movement with the help of a new asshole surgically created in his thigh.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That sounds like an amazing asshole.

[Tanner grunts out refusals to quit. Matthew X grabs both of his arms and drops back into a rings of saturn. He pulls back on both of Tanner's arms, trying to pull them out of their sockets]

Phil Blauer: X is bludgeoning Adrian Tanner Jr. in the back of the head with some hammerfists, trying to scramble his porn!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X pulls him up and irish whips him into the corner. He charges in but Tanner dropkicks him in the face!

[The fans come to life and Tanner scoops him up and drops X on his knee with a backbreaker. He pulls him up into a textbook suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. applies an abdominal stretch. He sticks his foot and cranks back on X's arm, twisting his abdomen.

[The Belfast audience stomps their feet into the floor, trying to root Tanner on. The air horns start going off. Tanner releases the abdominal stretch and then spins around into a discus clothesline]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Runout! Adrian Tanner Jr. snap suplexes X. He rolls his hips and pulls him up into a second one. Tanner pulls him up into a third and final snap suplex. He sticks his knees into X's back and rolls him up into a bow & arrow.

[The crowd applauds. Tanner pulls down on Matthew X's head & legs, bending his spine across his knees. Ron Reid checks in but X shakes his head, refusing to give up. Madison Dyson pounds on the apron]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Matthew X up and whacks him with a few knife edge chops. Matthew X answers with some stiff right hands. He punches Tanner hard in the throat.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. clutches his throat and Matthew X runs off the ropes and slugs him with a big punch, knocking him into the ropes! Tanner's arms get tangled in the ropes]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X gets a running start and dropkicks Adrian Tanner Jr. in the face! He grabs Tanner and headbutts him in the teeth over & over. He goes through the ropes and grabs him with a tartantula style STF!

[The fans boo as Matthew X tries to choke out Tanner. Ron Reid gives him to the count of five and then X breaks the STF. Matthew X pulls him out of the ropes and kicks him in the stomach, he breaks down the back of his knee, and then kicks him in the stomach again. He kicks him in the back of knee, then kicks him in the face with his doc marten boot! Ulster Hall lets out a collective "OH!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychobilly Freakout! Matthew X twists both of Tanner's arms and curb stomps his face into the mat!

[Matthew X moves in for the kill but Adrian Tanner Jr. drop toeholds him facefist into the middle turnbuckle! He pulls X up into a full nelson and steps up on the second turnbuckle and leans back on his arms]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. stands up on the second turnbuckle turning it into a rack. He stretches Matthew X as the champ's feet dangle off the mat. Tanner jumps off and bulldogs X's face into the mat!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. keeps him on the mat and maintains the full nelson. He pushes off from the mat, pulling back on Matthew X's head & arms. X shakes his head as Ron Reid inquires if he'd like to give up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts him up while keeping that full nelson on and pitches forward into a full nelson front russian legsweep! He keeps Matthew X in that full nelson and lifts him up into a release dragon suplex!

[The fans applaud. Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Matthew X up into a standing suplex and leaves him up there. Air horns ring through Ulster Hall until Tanner drops X to the mat, and Matthew sits up in pain]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X ducks a knife edge chop from Tanner, and atomic drops him on the top turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. Matthew X gets a running start and soccer kicks him in the face!

[Ulster Hall boos and Adrian Tanner withers into the corner. Matthew X gets underneath him and spins him in a leg hook saito suplex]

Guillermo O'Bannon: X lifts Tanner up and rocks him in the side of the head with a few kneelifts. He lifts him up into a suplex and drops him on his head with a falcon arrow!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X wraps Tanner's legs around his neck and strangles him with a leg scissors. He pounds him in the back of the head with several hammerfists.

[Matthew X sticks his knuckle in Tanner's eye and then smacks him in the side of the head with repeated palm strikes to the temple. He pulls Tanner's head into his legs and then lifts him up, pitching forward into a facefirst piledriver]

Guillermo O'Bannon: X irish whips Tanner into the ropes and swings at him with a lariot, but Tanner ducks it and german suplexes him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. elbow drops X in the small of the back. He grabs the ropes and kneedrives his back over & over. Tanner pulls him up into a front facelock and rolls around into a swinging neckbreaker.

[Matthew X sits up and clutches the back of his neck. Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips him into the ropes and catches him with a flying body press]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Matthew X up into a russian legsweep and then lurches forward facefirst into the turnbuckles. He pulls him out of the corner with a tiger suplex!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X lifts his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off with a flying legdrop, but Matthew X rolls out of the way!! He gets up and backflips into a pele kick to Tanner's teeth!

[The fans boo. Matthew X karelin lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. off of the mat and runs into the center of the ring with a liger bomb]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X grabs Tanner's legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow suplex! He grabs him around the neck and twists him into a wave of future!! Whiplash Neckbreaker!

[Matthew X sneers at the jeering Irishmen, as Madison Dyson applauds on the outside. He steps up on the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying legdrop]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X irish whips Tanner into the corner and then hits the ropes. He whacks Tanner with a stiff left handed lariot!

[Matthew X lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up in a powerbomb but Tanner reverses it into a huracanrana!! He cradles his legs]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs up to the top turnbuckle and somersaults over his shoulder with a blockbuster neckbreaker!

[Tanner steps on the backs of Matthew X's knees and rolls him up into a surfboard. He pulls back on X's twisted arms and pushes up on his knees. Matthew X screams in pain, trying to hang on]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner scoops X up and drops him into another backbreaker, and then holds him on his knee. He pushes down on X's chin & knees, impaling him on his knee.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Matthew X in a front facelock and steps up on the second turnbuckle. She jumps off with a tornado DDT]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks her arms and flips her into a tiger driver '91!!

Phil Blauer: That tiger driver is SO '91.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up into a headlock, but X atomic drops Tanner on the top rope. Matthew X runs into the ropes and hart attack clotheslines him to the floor below!!

[The fans boo. Madison Dyson places Adrian Tanner Jr.'s face against the steel steps. She backs up and gets a running start and basement dropkicks the back of Tanner's face into the steps!! Ulster Hall lets out a collective "OH!!"]

Phil Blauer: Matt's chick is getting in on the action.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: It's a tag team match out there.

[Madison Dyson and Matthew X pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up onto the apron and hooks his legs between the top and middle ropes, with him facing toward the outside. Madison Dyson and Matthew X work together to unhook the guardrail]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X picks up that peice of guardrail and chucks it as hard as he can against Tanner's face and chest!!

[Ulster Hall lets out a loud "OH!" and Tanner falls to the floor hard. Matthew X lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. up on his shoulders for a fireman's carry and swings him out into an F5 onto the announce table]

Phil Blauer: Hey!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner knocking over all of our drinks here...Matthew X holding Tanner and Madison Dyson...chops his ass??

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Oh, oh, oh! Me next!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X pulling Adrian Tanner Jr. up onto the apron. He pulls Tanner up into a powerbomb, but Tanner huracanranas him off the apron onto the concrete!!

[The Belfast fans come to life! Matthew X sits up in pain, screaming. Adrian Tanner Jr. gets a running start and backflips into a shooting star press off the apron!! The fans start in with the air horns *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a corkscrew plancha!!

[The fans chant "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!" Adrian rolls Matthew X into the ring and steps up on the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and then springboards into a senton]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Matthew X up in a suplex and then drops him with a brainbuster! He hooks his leg and applies an STF. Adrian Tanner Jr. clamps down on X's windpipe, peeling his head back.

[Ron Reid hovers over him, looking for the tap out. Matthew X crawls over and hooks the bottom rope and Reid forces him to break the STF. Tanner waits for him to get up but Matthew X catches his throat on the top rope with a hotshot, and then catches him on the way back with a spinebuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Guantanamizer!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X catches him in a Mata Leao choke and then rolls him forward, then starts ramming the top of his head into the mat!

[Matthew X spreads Tanner's legs and then double stomps his groin, he jumps onto his stomach, then his sternum, then ends with a double stomp to his head]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Emasculator! Matthew X grabs Adrian Tanner Jr. with a retinal claw known only as the Retinator! He digs those fingers in his eyes, trying to blind the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion!

[Ulster Hall boos. They try and root him on with a chant of *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER!" Adrian Tanner Jr. ducks under and grabs him in a fireman's carry and then swings him around into a TKO]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X stumbles up but walks right into an enzuigiri! Adrian Tanner Jr. locks his leg and flips him into a perfectplex! SureShot!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes out onto the apron. He slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and springboards into a huracanrana but then turns it into a spinning DDT!! The Attitiude Adjustment!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

[Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a 450 legdrop]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Wake Up Call!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs X in a kneeling dragon sleeper. He locks his hands together underneath Matthew's head and peels back on his head.

[Ron Reid tests Matthew X's arm but he keeps it up and the match continues. Adrian rolls and hits a modified roll the dice!! With Tanner's hand still around his head, he locks on a headscissors, then uses his free hand to grab Matthew X's left arm]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Problem Solver (v1.0)! Adrian Tanner Jr. uses both arms to wrench the left arm back, while still holding the headscissors. X kicking his feet out, trying to hook the bottom ropes.

[Ulster Hall is deafening: *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER!" Ron Reid asks Matthew X if he wants to tap out but he refuses. Adrian Tanner Jr. picks Matthew X up and irish whips him into the ropes. He dips his head down for a back drop but X catches him in a single underhook and DDTs his head into the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Pure Cowardice!

[Ulster Hall boos as Matthew X cracks his neck, and then wipes his feet on the mat. He scoops him up and drops him on his head with a northern lights bomb]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. staggers up but Matthew X catches him with a Sanitizer codebreaker!! X climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off into a Stage Dive frog splash!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X climbs to the top turnbuckle and hops off with a samoan spike!! Snuff Film!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. clutches his throat, flopping around on the mat. Matthew X motions for Tanner to get up and then charges at him with a big right hand, but Tanner ducks it and whacks him upside the head with a superkick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Daytripper! Matthew X falls into the corner, and Adrian Tanner hits him with a shot to the stomach with a shoulderblock, dropping him to the mat. Tanner running dropkicks him in the face! I took the 10 hour flight to Belfast and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. locks on another kneeling dragon sleeper. He pulls back on his head, leaning back as far as he can. Matthew X refusing to tap out so Adrian stands up in the inverted facelock. He picks Matthew X up into a suplex position, then drops him on his head with a reverse brainbuster, before locking the dragon sleeper back on]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Problem Solver (v2.0)! Adrian Tanner Jr. trying to rip the Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion's head off. He rocks back, bending back on his head and neck.

[The Belfast fans start in with the air horns some more. *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER! *honk* *honk* *honk* honk-honk-honk-honk* TANNER!" Tanner double underhooks Matthew X's arms and flips him onto his shoulder in a dominator. He flips him over into a facebreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Welcome to the Desert! Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him into his legs and flips him up into a powerbomb, but Matthew X hits him with a double enzuigiri! Splatterhead!

[Matthew X climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a flying legdrop across Adrian Tanner Jr.'s face]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X grabs Tanner from behind oppnent with a reverse full nelson, then backs into a corner. He steps up on the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a curb stomp!! Tunnel of Light!

["Pet" by A Perfect Circle plays and the fans roar! Madison Dyson pulls The Icebergs in front of her and gets in a fighting stance. Matthew X puts his fists up and twirls around, looking for Syberus]

Phil Blauer: The Boogeyman is here!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But who is he here for? Adrian Tanner Jr. or Matthew X?

Phil Blauer: Both have buggered him. Is that what it's called?

Guillermo O'Bannon: I don't think so. Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Matthew X from behind with an inverted facelock and ties up their legs. He snaps back into a reverse DDT russian legsweep!! The SnapShot!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and backflips into a shooting star frog splash!! The Fall From Grace!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

[The Rollerwhores drag "The Best Kept Secret in the Southwest" Kaycee Tanner out to ringside]

Guillermo O'Bannon: What are The RollerWhores doing with Adrian Tanner Jr.'s sister?

Phil Blauer: Who are the bald chicks?

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: They're The RollerWhores, sir.

Phil Blauer: Where are their masks?

[Thalia irish whips Erato on her skates into Kaycee Tanner, clotheslining her]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Ten Point Jam! Madison Dyson directs The RollerWhores to grab some chairs.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has to hurry if he wants to win this championship.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Kaycee Tanner once helped Madison Dyson win matches in the past and now she's having her goons tear her apart.

Phil Blauer: Well, in all fairness, they're pretty hot goons.

[The RollerWhores wait for Kaycee Tanner to get up and then smacks her with a con-chair-to!! Ulster Hall rocks with boos and Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes to try and deal with breaking up the fight]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Creamer giving a signal!

[A spotlight comes crashing down from the rafters to the mat]

Phil Blauer: Jesus!

Guillermo O'Bannon: We just had a light fall into the ring!

Phil Blauer: We have Irish carpentry to blame for this one.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I think we have The Cleansing to blame for this one.

[Matthew X uses the live electricity from the broken spotlight to ignite his glove]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X trying to circumvent the rules here and light his glove on fire. Adrian Tanner Jr. walking back into the ring and Matthew X hits him with his flaming thumper heart punch!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3...4...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his foot on the bottom rope)

[The bell rings. Ulster Hall rocks with boos as Matthew X celebrates in the ring. He puts out his glove and hides it behind his back]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman the 30 minute Time Limit has Expired. Referee Ron Reid has ruled this match...A DRAW!"

[Matthew X erupts with anger and kicks the bottom rope. Ron Reid runs out of the ring as Madison Dyson chases him up the ramp a little before turning back. Lucifer Jones walks down to the ring past him]

Guillermo O'Bannon: These two men battered each other from pillar to post, but I don't think you can pin either of these men for a five count.

[Andrew Karnage, Kilroy Evans, and Dougie Ray Bullet help Kaycee Tanner to the back while Cecil Kennedy pours water on Adrian Tanner Jr.'s burned chest and helps him to the back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: These two just put on a heck of a contest but I think the fans want to see a final decision here.

[Lucifer Jones flicks his rolled cigarette onto the canvas, stamping it out with his boot heel in the process. Madison looks bored with it all, the Irish crowd, the stadium, the dirty faced and poor fans. X stands there, hands behind his back, grinning crazily, just waiting. As Jones raises his arms and opens his palms, a strange wind picks up and whips around the three, his eyes wild and lunatic. He addresses his comrades with sincerity.]

Lujo: I've gathered you both here today as a sort of showing of solidarity. Too many times I've been accused of using people in this business for my personal gain. But I say NAY to that! I'm really a nice bloke once you get to know me.

A nice bloke who enjoys a bit of torture.

Madison: And who doesn't?! *pause* No, seriously, who doesn't? I'll torture them!!

[Madison suddenly becomes very upset at the prospect of the existence of someone who doesn't appreciate the finer points of sadism. X pats Madison gently on the shoulder to calm her.]

Matthew X: Look, I don't understand Ron Reid's malfunction? I had Junior pinned for three! Three! Kilroy, you clean that malomar out of your ears, and listen here! I had him pinned in this world, King Kong Bundy's world, and Ted Arcidi's world.

[Now it's Madison Dyson's turn to calm him]

Matthew X: But let's not sell ourselves short here, Jonesy. Calling it mere "torture", while aptly descriptive, sells us short as mere barbarians. PERISH the thought. We are BENEVOLENT ANARCHIST VISIONARIES, advancing the cause of Natural Selection. At least that's what I'm sure The CIA told George Dubya Bush when they opened Guantanamo Bay, am I right?

Now it's time to advance the cause of the Cleansing. And seeing as we're in his own fucking backyard, I expected a visit from she herself, passing judgement from afar,on that which he dares not delve into,.So WE have decided that TONIGHT is the night to advance life's grand storyline...and SYB...we're tired of having to wait on you. to catch up.

(X hand the mic to Madison. LuJo is cackling in the corner to the point he struggles to catch his breath)

Guillermo O'Bannon: This is starting to just creep me out. Is this just rhetoric...or...what are they...

Phil Blauer: I knew I should have spring-loaded my chair. These people make me want to run like Usain Bolt from an Piss test.

Madison: In a declaration that will surprise no one: I have something to say. To Syberus, in particular. Hi Syb, I'm Madison. You probably don't know me because I fly so below the radar of your almighty excellence. But despite the ant-like nature of my existence in the shadow of your rampant superiority, I feel the need to address you. I feel the need to say....you suck.

Now, I know what you're thinking, how can I suck when I've won so many titles? And I'm not saying you suck at wrestling. You're good at that. You just suck at everything else, like having a life. Because apparently, despite quitting Hardkore World and "moving on" with your life, you find you can't help but come back and run your mouth.

Oh you and that clipped British accent! That face you always make like you're smelling a particularly noxious fart! Those "paint by numbers" promo's-each the same as the last!!

[Madison takes a sip of something-JUST LIKE SYBERUS!]

How we ALL missed those old Syberus trademarks! Except that we really didn't. I hate to break it you hon, but NOBODY cares what you have to say. Our ability to give two shits about you pretty much ended when you dumped your title in Jonnie's lap and ran off to do homoerotic underwear commercials with David Beckham. So do us all a favor: go back and play your "football" and leave Hardkore World the hell alone. Because the way you're hanging on like you're still relevant....it's, well....sad. I'm talking jilted boyfriend masturbating over photos of his ex sad. Except you broke up with HER, so what you're doing really makes no sense at all.

Madison hands the mic to X)

X: So, Syb, as opposed to having to play with your tiresome surrogates, like this Fallout thing you sent in as your mouthpiece, and waiting for YOU to grow the SACK to finally quit acting like Dame Edna and try instead acting like the MAN that a Hardkore World Champion is SUPPOSED to approximate...we have declared ourselves TIRED of accommodating your indecisiveness and predictable head games...Syb. WE have a future to facilitate...(puts his hand on Madison's stomach)...a little Prince or Princess to prepare the Throne of Destiny for.

And you just don't FIT in this new, hyper-evolved world, Syb. In fact...you'll just embarrass yourself trying. Hardkore World is OURS to nurture now. And the time has COME...for YOUR CLEANSING.

Madison: Ready, Jonesy?

[She hands him a gift-wrapped shoe box. Reaching inside, he reveals a trigger of sorts. A grin stretches across his face, predator's teeth shining through his beard. He takes a step forward and holds out the controller, middle finger resting slightly above the big red button.]

Lujo: From the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils in the power of scorpions to torment.

Amen...

CLICK!

[The Hardkore-A-Tron flickers on and everyone in the crowd strains their necks to get a better view of the footage on screen. It shows the sky high above Belfast. Suddenly, above the clouds, a booming explosion is heard. Flocks of birds rise up in panic, and suddenly flaming pieces of debris start to rain down from the clouds towards the city. The Belfast crowd starts to hush up in terror.]

Madison: Oooh, pretty.

Lujo: Wait for it, love, wait for it.

[Then the clouds crack open and the massive form of Syberus' Skytanic bursts through like a dying whale breaching onto the shoreline. Fire rages everywhere, black smoke billowing out of all it's engines as it makes it last descent. Smaller explosions now erupt all over the open air deck, crew members frantically trying to make their escape from this floating deathtrap.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: *dumbfounded* Holy shit.

Phil Blauer: Did the Cleansing just commit their first terrorist act on foreign soil?

Guillermo O'Bannon: Yup. We're screwed.

[The Belfast crowd looks on in shock and disbelief at the sight on the screen. The Skytanic groans and lists suddenly, as the last of it's reserve power gives out. More and more explosions rock it's inner core and people jump off to plummet to their deaths, preferring the embrace of sudden impact to dying by fire. Their bodies trail off the floating behemoth like a dog shaking off fleas. Those who choose to stay onboard are witness to it's entire middle section cracking open like an egg, the Skytanic now quickly dropping out of the sky and plunging towards downtown Belfast like an enormous fiery bomb.

This realization doesn't escape the Hardkore World fans. Panic catches on like a virus and the arena becomes a melting pot of terrified sweating bodies, screams, and scoffs of disbelief. Some start hastily making their way towards the exits, panicking and clawing over each other to get to perceived safety.]

Madison: Yes! YES!!! HAHAHAHA! Don't forget to step on the women and children in your mad rush to save your pointless, menial lives!!!

Lucifer Jones: Anyone who brings me the scalp of Matt Boone amidst the chaos gets the honor of receiving the actual prison shank I made while I was in the clink! Get it before some schmuck on eBay does!! Fuck, it's STILL got "pig" blood on it!

Former prowrestling.com reporter Matt Boone: *Gulps audibly* Sorry sirs, if I die my brother gets my Level 75 Drow Warmage in World of Warcraft and I simply can't allow that.

Phil Blauer: You scum sucker!

[Boone starts removing his broadcast equipment as Blauer angrily fights to get past Boone, struggling to be the first to leave the announce position. But neither of them gets very far before the arena rocks as though a massive earthquake has just taken up residence in the fault below the building. The lights flicker and dimmer emergency lights take over. The screaming and struggling intensifies and an impassive voice over the PA starts to urging people to leave in orderly fashion to no avail.

Back in the ring, Matthew X lights his characteristic flaming glove. He also seems to have a can of hairspray from God knows where.]

Matthew X: Okay kids, time to burn our way outta this hell hole!

[With perverse delight, Matthew tests his new weapon. He positions the spray right above his glove and pushes down on the top of the aerosol, creating an impressive flamethrower. Matthew sets off out of the ring and starts heading up the ramp towards the backstage area, his Cleansing compatriots in tow. The throngs don't separate at first, but Matthew is quite convincing as he spits gouts of searing flame in their direction. Sensing an even more immediate threat, the masses part and run screaming for another exit, giving the Cleansing an easy out towards the back.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Good god, I have to get out of here. Come on, Yolanda!

[Guillermo throws his coat over Yolanda as they fight through the crowds to get out. The screen fades to a graphic that reads]

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CLEVELAND, OHIO - NOVEMBER 2009

HARDKORE HELLOWEEN 2009

HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
Steel Cage Match
MATTHEW X vs. Adrian Tanner Jr.

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[The camera fades up on the Hardkore World ring crew lead by Vince Killer putting the finishing touches on the steel cage]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Not much was settled in Belfast between Matthew X and Adrian Tanner Jr.

[Fade to video dated "Irish Rage in Belfast 10/21/09"]

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"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Nine Minutes Have Elapsed. 1 MINUTE REMAINING!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. has to hurry if he wants to win this championship.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Kaycee Tanner once helped Madison Dyson win matches in the past and now she's having her goons tear her apart.

Phil Blauer: Well, in all fairness, they're pretty hot goons.

[The RollerWhores wait for Kaycee Tanner to get up and then smacks her with a con-chair-to!! Ulster Hall rocks with boos and Adrian Tanner Jr. steps through the ropes to try and deal with breaking up the fight]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Creamer giving a signal!

[A spotlight comes crashing down from the rafters to the mat]

Phil Blauer: Jesus!

Guillermo O'Bannon: We just had a light fall into the ring!

Phil Blauer: We have Irish carpentry to blame for this one.

Guillermo O'Bannon: I think we have The Cleansing to blame for this one.

[Matthew X uses the live electricity from the broken spotlight to ignite his glove]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X trying to circumvent the rules here and light his glove on fire. Adrian Tanner Jr. walking back into the ring and Matthew X hits him with his flaming thumper heart punch!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3...4...(Adrian Tanner Jr. gets his foot on the bottom rope)

[The bell rings. Ulster Hall rocks with boos as Matthew X celebrates in the ring. He puts out his glove and hides it behind his back]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman the 30 minute Time Limit has Expired. Referee Ron Reid has ruled this match...A DRAW!"


[Fade back to The Quicken Loans Arena where a siren fills The Quicken Loans Arena, plunging it into darkness. As if on cue, the fans and followers of MAtthew X fill the arena with light from many different sources. Flashlights, cellphones, lighters...anything they could smuggle in.]

Phil Blauer: It looks as though Matthew X, the champion, has elected to be introduced first.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: That kinda break from protocol is the exact definition of anarchy!

[After a few seconds of silence, the sounds of the sky crashing down are heard as "Messiah" by Konflict blasts through the arena, on the fullest volume the soundboard can allow. Every light in the arena suddenly and overwhelmingly bursts on full-blast and the sense-pounding entrance of MAtthew X is-]

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCHHHH!*

V/O Freddy Cricien: �FFFFUUUUCK!

YOOOOUUUUU!�

[Konflict is abruptly cut off and drowned out by the crunching metal sounds of Madball�s �Show No fear.� Green and white spotlights illuminate the stage. The green spotlights make a circle through the crowd while the white spotlights pulse in tune with the music for a very dizzying effect, as Adrian Tanner steps out, head down, most of his face obscured by the hood of his ring-jacket]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. with a bit of a fuck-you, stealing Matthew X's entrance. After all the interference at Irish Rage in Belfast, Hardkore Jonnie Valentine ordered a steel cage rematch between these two.

[Adrian looks down and then throws his arms out to the side as a huge blast of pyro explodes from the stage behind him. He pulls the jacket off as he slides into the cage, mounts the nearest turnbuckle and makes a gun motion with his left hand. He cocks the �gun� and �fires,� then jumps down and begins his pre-match warm-up.]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. says while everyone else shakes in their boots as The Cleansing walks by, but Tanner feels he's overrated.

Phil Blauer: He says Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has coddled him with soft challenges.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner maintains that Matthew X is just a fear monger with nothing to back up his rhetoric beyond fire and weapons.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian told me he is determined to prove to the entire universe that he is the Best Light Heavyweight Wrestler in the business, and what better way to do that then by becoming only the 3rd person to win both the Light and World Heavyweight Titles? He will throw any sort of �caution� to the wind in this. No risk too great for that glory. He is sick and tired of being looked at as �that tag team guy� and a choke artist at World title shots.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right. He's seen tapes of Wasp Man, Bronco Guerillo, Kuala Hala, The San Diego Strangler, Ace Kilcannon and Kentaro Korose. He says he's better than them all and will prove it tonight by taking home the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship and combine it with his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship to begin the Adrian Tanner Era.

Guillermo O'Bannon: After all the interference at Irish Rage in Belfast, Hardkore Jonnie Valentine ordered a steel cage rematch between these two.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. says while everyone else shakes in their boots as The Cleansing walks by, but Tanner feels he's overrated.

Phil Blauer: He says Hardkore Jonnie Valentine has coddled him with soft challenges.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner maintains that Matthew X is just a fear monger with nothing to back up his rhetoric beyond fire and weapons.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian told me he is determined to prove to the entire universe that he is the Best Light Heavyweight Wrestler in the business, and what better way to do that then by becoming only the 3rd person to win both the Light and World Heavyweight Titles? He will throw any sort of �caution� to the wind in this. No risk too great for that glory. He is sick and tired of being looked at as �that tag team guy� and a choke artist at World title shots.

Guillermo O'Bannon: That's right. He's seen tapes of Wasp Man, Bronco Guerillo, Kuala Hala, The San Diego Strangler, Ace Kilcannon and Kentaro Korose. He says he's better than them all and will prove it tonight by taking home the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship and combine it with his Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Championship to begin the Adrian Tanner Era.

Yolanda Ando: Adrian wears green �metallic effect� shorts with two green and white �Green Lantern� logos on either side of the legs. On one side the logo has �AT� inside it, on the other is �NW.� He wears black elbow and kneepads, and black boots with a green stripe outline and white laces. To the ring he wears a matching green �metallic effect� warm up jacket with the same design as the shorts. Underneath the jacket he is wearing a black t-shirt with the Nextwave logo on the front and �Fear is not a #� written on the back. The hood of the jacket covers his head and the top of his face as he makes his way down to the ring.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Ladies and Gentleman this is your Main Event of the evening. The following Steel Cage Match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and it is for the HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Your referee is Mike Peters. Featuring first, from Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!!"

[The Cleveland fans let out a loud pop! Then The siren fills the arena, plunging it into darkness. As if on cue, the fans and followers of Matthew X fill the arena with light from many different sources. Flashlights, cellphones, lighters...anything they could smuggle in]

Guillermo O'Bannon: As you can see from the turnout here, while Matthew X has sent shockwaves through the locker room and the live audience at home, many people have stayed away from Hardkore Helloween this year.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: There has been questions about fan safety, and wether people feel safe bringing their children or wives to these events.

Phil Blauer: Is that what it is? I thought it was my new cologne, some french crap called Ammonia.

[Suddenly, throughout the arena, is a loud screaming chant: "ALLAH'U AKBAR!!!!" soon after, a low drone resounds throughout the arena, as the chant repeats, over and over. The Jonnie-Tron fires to life, showing news footage of panicking, riots, and world-wide anarchy. Street riots, suicide bombing, people fleeing throughout the streets, and otherwise running for their lives fill the monitor in a series of rapid cuts. Just as the chanting and madness seems to climax, the screen goes black, and the sounds cuts out cold. After a couple of seconds of uneasy silence and darkness, the Jonnie-tron fades up from black, presenting red words upon a purely white background: THE CLEANSING IS UPON US.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X has been accused of ramping down since winning the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship, at least in his tenacity in the ring. His match in Belfast has been called a pretty lackluster effort as opposed to his four matches at Palm Springs Punishment 2009.

Phil Blauer: I blame Yoko Dyson.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Matthew X blames the stipulations Kilroy Evans put on the match, a 5 second pin count and the banning of fire, as the reason for his admitedly ho-hum showing.

Phil Blauer: You can't take away a man's fire!

[The air-raid siren fires up again, and the opening electronic wail of "insect" by Die Warzau is heard, at the fullest volume the soundboard can allow. Every light in the arena suddenly and overwhelmingly bursts on full-blast and the sense-pounding entrance of Matthew X is made. Flanked by hig gigantic, gasmasked, iceberg bodyguards, his manager, Creamer, and Madison Dyson, Matthew X -- Clad In his black leather Anarchistic Artists' Smock and trademark Israeli Black Latex Gas Mask, carrying his black leather satchel of illicit goods -- walks purposefully toward the ring. The stops in mid-aisle for a moment to offer up a christ-like pose, which elicits even more light, as camera flashes strobe the pose. As he poses, two thin lines of flame, advance upon either side of the entourage, along the aisles seperating them from the crowd. Upon the fire reaching his position, X once again advances, the line of flame keeping pace until he finally reaches ringside. Upon Entering the ring, X pulls off the gasmask, and raises his gloved right fist as once again the searing lights of cameras turn the arena into one huge sensory overload. He places the gas mask atop a corner post, pushes the bag into a corner, removes the smock, and stands calmly in a corner, grinning maelevolently, hands politely behind his back.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: However, tonight he says the steel cage motivates him to finally finish off Adrian Tanner Jr. since it will keep people from interfering.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: After Syberus retired to play soccer, he calls Adrian Tanner Jr. what's left of what needs to be Cleansed, and tonight they will do just that.

Yolanda Ando: Matthew X wears black leather jeans and Doc Marten Boots. Bullet Belt. His hair is spiked high toward heaven, mixing in some white amidst the jet black. of course, he wars the black leather glove on his right hand. Punk tattoos, a collection of old and new, decorate his torso, arms and neck. A fingerless glove on the right hand for the Flaming Thumper Heart Punches.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "His opponent is accompanied to the ring by Madison Dyson and Creamer, from Beneath the System; Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall; Weighing 235 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MATTHEW X!!!"

[The fans boo. Mike Peters signals for the bell and Adrian Tanner Jr. lays into him with some reverse knife edge chops. The Cleveland fans let out a "Woo!" with each one]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. backs X into the ropes with those blistering chops, and then shoots him into the ropes. He takes him out with a dropkick!

[Tanner runs and elbow drops the small of X's back. He pulls him up and applies an abdominal stretch. The Cleveland crowd applauds. Tanner leans back, twisting Matthew X's stomach muscles]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: At last year's Helloween Adrian Tanner Jr. was in a threeway dance for the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship with RDS and Syberus, coming up just short. At Hardkore Helloween 2007, he successfully defended his Hardkore America Heavyweight Championship against Lucifer Jones. At Hardkore Helloween 2006, Adrian Tanner Jr. was in a Helloween battle royal where he lasted 30 before getting pinned by Shano. At Hardkore Helloween 2005, he was in another battle royal where he lasted 11 minutes before getting eliminated by Legacy.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Matthew X up into a textbook suplex. He irish whips X into the ropes and spins around into a Runout discus clothesline.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Matthew X with a full nelson and steps up on the second turnbuckle. He lifts him up and lets X's feet dangle, stretching him in a rack]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. jumps off the second turnbuckle and smashes his face into the mat! He snap suplexes X, and then rolls his hips and lifts him up into a second snap suplex.

[Matthew X blocks a third one and counters with a suplex of his own but drops him on his head with a falcon arrow! The cheers turn to jeers and Matthew X stands up and smiles at Madison, who claps on the outside]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X pulls Adrian Tanner Jr. up and rocks him in the head with a few hard knees. He irish whips Tanner into the ropes and flips him head over heels with a hard left handed lariot!

[Matthew X sticks a knuckle in Tanner's eye. He smashes Adrian in the head with a few shoteis to the temple. He grabs his arms and falls back into a rings of saturn. X pulls back, trying to pull Tanner's arms out of their sockets]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: At last year's Helloween Matthew X had an art exhibition with Ten Cents and then came in and then invaded a Helloween battle royal and eliminated Daniel Gafet and Kingpin.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner shaking his head, refusing to submit. Matthew X pulls him up and snapmares him over his shoulder. He elbows him on the top of the head. X grabs his legs and flips him over into a wheelbarrow suplex!

[The Quicken Loans Arena boos. Matthew X applies a mata leao choke. He locks his hands behind Tanner's head and then smashes the top of his head into the mat a few times]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes but Tanner comes back with a flying body press!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: X rolls to his feet and runs at him with a soccer kick but Adrian Tanner Jr. drop toeholds him facefirst into the steel cage!!

[The Quicken Loans Arena erupts and Matthew X scrambles back with blood streaming from his face. Madison Dyson covers her mouth]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts Matthew X up into a suplex and leaves him up there.

[The audience applauds until Adrian Tanner Jr. finally drops X. A bleeding Matthew X sits up, reaching out. Tanner scoops X up and drops him into a backbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner grabs him in a full nelson, then ties up their legs and pitches forward into a reverse russian legsweep. He grabs him in a headlock and flips him into a headlock takedown.

[Matthew X reaches up with his legs and takes him down with a legscissors to escape the headlock. He clamps down on X's neck, cutting off his air]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X cracks him in the back of the head with a flurry of hammerfists. He gets underneath Tanner with a leg hook saito suplex!

[Tanner sits up and falls back down from the impact. Matthew X lifts him up into a fireman's carry and swings him into an F5 into the steel cage!! The Quicken Loans Arena rocks with boos as Tanner stumbles back, bleeding as well]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X grabs his arm with a biceps slicer compression hold. He pulls back on his wrist, crushing his bicep against his wrist.

[X finally pulls Tanner up and irish whips him into the ropes. He hotshots Tanner's face into the steel cage!! Adrian Tanner Jr. staggers back into a slingshot spinebuster]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Guantanamizer!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X applies a kimura with a shoulderlock. He cranks back on his arm, bending his arm back.

[Blood flows down Adrian Tanner Jr.'s face as he shakes his head, refusing to quit. Matthew X pulls him up and atomic drops his groin on the middle of the top rope! The fans boo and Matthew X backflips into a pele kick to a perched Tanner]

Guillermo O'Bannon: X irish whips him into the ropes and dips down for a backdrop, but Adrian Tanner Jr. double underhooks his arms and flips him into a tigerdriver '91!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X claps his legs together on Tanner's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. drives his knee into Matthew X's back over & over. He lifts him up into a suplex and then drops him on his head with a brainbuster!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. armdrags him and then applies an armbar. He whips his head back, to get the blood out of his eyes. Tanner cranks up, trying to rip the tendons in his elbow]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X works his way to his feet with Tanner hanging onto his arm. X scoops him up and bodyslams him but Tanner hangs onto the armbar and flips X over!

[Tanner lifts Matthew X up in a fireman's carry and swings him around into a TKO!! He pulls Matthew X up into a front facelock and twists into a swinging neckbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls him up but Matthew X grabs a Retinator claw! He digs his nails into that laceration over Tanner's eye, tearing it as wide as possible!

[The fans boo as Tanner drops to his knees, blood running down his face. Matthew X gutwrenches him up and runs into the center of the ring with a ligerbomb]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. claps his legs together on X's head)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X gets a running start and slugs Tanner with a big haymaker. He climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a flying legdrop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: X pulls Tanner up and headbutts him over & over, opening Adrian up!

[The Quicken Loans Arena jeers as Matthew X atomic drops Tanner onto the top turnbuckle and pulls him back into a tree of woe. Tanner bleeds into a pool underneath his head. X frames Tanner up with his fingers, and then soccer kicks him in the face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X irish whips Adrian Tanner Jr. into the ropes and goes for a spinebuster, but Tanner catches him with a spinning DDT!

[X leaves a blood stain on the mat. Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips into a senton]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks X, but Matthew catches his foot. Tanner swings around with an enzuigiri!

[The Cleveland fans pop as a bleeding Matthew X goes down like a redwood. Adrian Tanner Jr. gets on his back grabs him in a full nelson. He pulls back on Matthew X's head & arms, bending him back]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls him up and gets a running start and throws him facefirst into the steel cage!!

[The audience erupts with loud cheers as X riccochets to the mat. He sits up and blood is spurting from his face. Tanner feeds off the fans cheers as he climbs to the top turnbuckle]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: He's climbing to the top of the cage!

Phil Blauer: He's looking to escape and get the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship!

[Madison Dyson grabs the Icebergs and pulls them over to that side of the cage. Adrian Tanner Jr. turns around instead and flips off into a corkscrew moonsault off the top of the cage!!! The Quicken Loans Arena is deafening with chants of "TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!! TAN-NER!!"]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Matthew X up, but X punches him in the throat. He cracks his neck...

Phil Blauer: We know what's coming here...

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X single underhooks his arm and hits him with The Pure Cowardice DDT!!

[The fans boo loudly and then "Pet" by Perfect Circle plays! The crowd leaps to their feet and Madison Dyson screams]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: We all know who's music that is!

[Matthew X gets up and panics. Madison Dyson pulls The Icebergs in front of her to act as a wall. Matthew X screams "NO! I BLEW YOU UP!"]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Syberus is tired of hearing Matthew X call him a coward and tired of him using his finisher to mock him!

Phil Blauer: Plus he blew up his plane!

[Matthew X subtly hides behind Adrian Tanner Jr who also is ready to fight Syberus. Suddenly X german suplexes the back of Tanner's head into the cage!! Adrian Tanner Jr. slides head-first down the cage]

Phil Blauer: Tanner's head hit the cage like Shane O's when Angle sealed his fate!

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Cleansing using Syberus' theme music to distract Tanner long enough for X to put a serious hurting on him with that german suplex.

[The Quicken Loans Arena boos getting tricked. Madison Dyson turns around and points at them, laughing like a schoolgirl. Matthew X climbs to the top turnbuckle, and takes his time, soaking in the jeers and obscenities. He flips off the audience and then dives off with a frog splash]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Stage Dive!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X snapmares Tanner and then slaps him hard across the ear!

[Tanner covers his ear, and Matthew X cockily walks around him, taking time. He pulls Tanner up by his bloodsoaked hair and irish whips him into the ropes then catches him with a double enzuigiri]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Splatterhead! Adrian Tanner Jr. gets up slowly but Matthew X trips him with a drop toe hold. He punches Tanner in the back of the head over & over with punches. Blast Beats!

[Matthew X turns it into an STF. Tanner bleeds a small pool underneath his face. X twists Adrian Tanner Jr.'s face to the side, while pulling back on it. Mike Peters looks closely for a tap out.]

former prowrestling.com internert reporter Matt Boone: Matthew X clamps down on Tanner's windpipe, trying to choke the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion out.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X finally releases it and climbs to the top turnbuckle but Adrian Tanner Jr. enzuigiri kicks his foot out from under him and crotches Matthew X on the top turnbuckle! He backs up and takes a running start, bouncing off the other side of the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick to Matthew X, smashing X�s head into the cage!!

[The Cleveland crowd cheers loudly! Matthew X cries out in pain but doesn�t fall off the turnbuckle. Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs X and plants him with DDT off the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner lifts Matthew X up in a full nelson and then swings him out into a release uranage!

[The crowd leaps to it's feet. Tanner pumps his fists, trying to will himself to his feet. Madison Dyson pounds on the apron, screaming for Matthew X to get up. Matthew X is the first to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner avoids a running knee and german suplexes Matthew X!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips Matthew X into the ropes and then catches him with a huracanrana!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Matthew X up and hooks that leg, bridging over into a fisherman's suplex! The SureShot!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs to the top turnbuckle and wipes some blood out of his eyes as he waits for the champion to get to his feet. He somersaults over X with a blockbuster!

[The Quicken Loans Arena cheers and Tanner sits up, exhausted. He gets up and runs into the ropes, but Matthew X uses his momentum to toss him facefirst into the cage!! It takes the wind out of the crowd as Tanner covers his face, blood running through his fingers]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X twists both of Adrian Tanner's arms and then curb stomps his bloody face into the canvas!! He grabs Tanner's legs and begins swinging him round & round until he giant swings his head into the steel cage!!

[The audience boos and Madison Dyson covers her mouth in mock sympathy. Matthew X pulls Tanner up and kicks him in the stomach, he kicks him in the back of the knee,then kicks him in the gut again, then breaks down the back of his knee with another kick then kicks him in the face with his steel toe boot]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Psychobilly Freakout! Matthew X scoops him up and drops him into a northern lights bomb!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes crashing down with a samoan spike to Tanner's throat!! Snuff Film!

[Matthew X irish whips Adrian into the ropes but Tanner bounces off and leapfrogs over X�s head. He bounces off the other ropes and comes back with a chop block that sends X to his knees]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. bounces off the other ropes and dropkicks X in the face while he�s on his knees!

[The Quicken Loans Arena lets out a collective "OH!" Matthew X flies backwards, his knees bending awkwardly. Adrian switches direction and springboards off the ropes parallel to X with a phoenix splash]

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner sits Matthew X on the top turnbuckle, and then runs up the turnbuckles and catches him with a huracanrana!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off with a huracanrana that he turns into a tornado DDT in mid-air!! Attitude Adjustment!

Phil Blauer: Great, now Cena's gonna sue.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner climbs back up on the top turnbuckle, and uses the cage to tight rope walk along the ropes into a shooting star press!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...(Matthew X kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Matthew X into the corner, and follows in with repeated shoulders to the gut, dropping him to the mat. He gets a running start and whiplash corner dropkicks him in the face! I took the twelve hour flight to Cleveland and all I got was this lousy BOOT TO THE FACE!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Matthew X up into a powerbomb, but X rolls forward into a codebreaker!! The fans boo as both men lie next to one another, bleeding and exhausted]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Heartblower! Matthew X pulls him up by his bloody hair and pushes him in the ropes, tying his arms. He gets a running start and dropkicks him in the face!

[Matthew X grabs him arms from behind in a reverse full nelson, while backing into the corner. He steps up on the second turnbuckle and jumps off with a curb stomp]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tunnel of Light! Matthew X grabs him around the neck and twists around into a wave of the future!! Whiplash Neckbreaker!

[Matthew X spreads Tanner's legs and double stomps his balls, then hops onto his gut, then double stomps his sternum then jumps up and lands on his face]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Emasculator! Matthew X pulls Tanner's head into his legs and lifts him up before lurching forward into a facefirst piledriver!!

[Matthew X pulls out a zippo lighter and lights his glove abalze]

Phil Blauer: It's Thumper Time!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Matthew X hits the Flaming Thumper Heart Punch!!

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

[Adrian Tanner Jr. falls to the mat and rolls around in agony. X goes to turn Adrian over for the cover only to have Adrian kip up and DDT X into the mat!]

Guillermo O�Bannon: What?!

[Adrian kips to his feet, popping the crowd! He points to his shirt and screams out �Flame-retardant, bitch!�]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. Daytripper superkicks Matthew X in the face! He climbs to the top turnbuckle, then steps up onto the cage! Tanner flips off the cage into The Wake Up Call 450 legdrop!!

Referee Mike Peters: 1...2...thr- (Matthew X gets his foot on the bottom rope)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner double underhooks Matthew X's arms and lifts him up over his shoulder, then flips him forward into a dominator!! Welcome to the Desert!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. starts climbing the cage!

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: But Matthew X is crawling behind him and isn't far behind!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. swings his leg over the cage but is suddenly blinded by a fire extinguisher by Madison Dyson! The Quicken Loans Arena rocks with boos]

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: I thought Matthew X wanted to prevent outside interference?

Phil Blauer: He meant other people's interference.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Matthew X is up on the cage now as well and is zip-tying one of his ankles onto the wiring of the cage!

Phil Blauer: Matthew X hangs Adrian Tanner Jr. upside down and tears that t-shirt off of him!

Guillermo O'Bannon: X lights up his glove again and hits the Flaming Thumper Heart Punch!!

[The Cleveland fans boo. Matthew X steps through the cage door and Mike Peters signals for the bell. "insect" by Die Warzau blares through The Quicken Loans Arena]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 21 minutes 30 seconds; THE WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND STILL HARDKORE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...MATTHEW X!!!"
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ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO - JANUARY 2010

HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH
neXt (Jamie Romino & Joshua Smith)
vs.
Nextwave (Cecil Kennedy & Adrian Tanner Jr.)

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[Dream Theater's "In the Presence of Enemies Pt 1" (cued up at the 5:08 second mark) begins playing as Adrian Tanner Jr. and Cecil Kennedy step through onto the stage. Each make their way to opposite sides of the stage and look out to the fans. Both are wearing blue windbreaker jackets with a black and gold "Superman" logo on the back with "NW" spray painted in gold in the middle. Adrian has on his usual metallic blue shorts with "AT" encased in a gold Superman logo on both sides, his face obscured by the hood of his jacket, while Cecil has black cargo pants with white trimming spelling "KENNEDY" down the sides of each legs, with his jacket hood down]

Phil Blauer: Aww. I thought they were gonna come out to that other theme music from their promo. What a jip.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Here they are the former ICWF Television and World Tag Team Champions, Next Wave.

[They make their way down the ramp, stopping near the edge. Adrian lowers his head, and then raises his arms and head and flames explode from the stage behind them. They slide into the ring and take their jackets off then mount opposite corners. Adrian makes a gun motion with his hand, while Cecil makes an 'egg' with his hands on the other corner. Adrian 'cocks' and 'fires' the 'gun' and then they both jump down and begin their warm-up routine.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. seems to still be bothered by the way he was screwed out of the Hardkore World Heavyweight Championship at Hardkore Helloween.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Tanner promises that he will get another shot at Matthew X and reveal to the World he's not the champion he once was.

Guillermo O'Bannon: But tonight, Adrian Tanner Jr. has a chance to become a three time Hardkore World Tag Team Champion with three different partners, Andrew Karnage, Michael Black, and tonight Cecil Kennedy.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. and Cecil Kennedy have a slight experience advantage over neXt since they've been teaming longer, but veteran Adrian Tanner Jr. says that his time teaming with Syberus in The Connection taught him to exploit his opponents' weaknesses.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner has been hard at work, studying tapes of neXt's matches in the Frank, their title matches, Romino & Smith's early singles work; anything, to see what makes them tick.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Cecil Kennedy has said that win-lose-or-draw, this will be one of the best matches all four of them have ever been in.

Yolanda Ando: Cecil is wearing cargo-pants colored mostly in black, with white trimmings and cyan-colored letters spelling his last name down the side of the shorts/pant leg. His boots match the coloring too, with the boots colored mostly in black with white lacings and no lettering. Adrian wears green �metallic effect� shorts with two green and white �Green Lantern� logos on either side of the legs. On one side the logo has �AT� inside it, on the other is �NW.� He wears black elbow and kneepads, and black boots with a green stripe outline and white laces. To the ring he wears a matching green �metallic effect� warm up jacket with the same design as the shorts. Underneath the jacket he is wearing a black t-shirt with the Nextwave logo on the front and �Fear is not a #� written on the back. The hood of the jacket covers his head and the top of his face as he makes his way down to the ring.

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "The following match is scheduled for one fall with a 30 minute time limit and is for the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Your referee is Ron Reid. Featuring first from Sunnyvale, California; Standing 6 feet 1 inches tall; Weighing 234 pounds...CECIL KENNEDY!!! From Tucson, Arizona; Standing 6 feet 2 inches tall; Weighing 226 pounds; He is The Current HARDKORE WORLD LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ADRIAN TANNER JR.!!! They are NEXTWAVE!!!"

[The fans cheer loudly! Then a horizon appears on the �Tron as the arena is bathed solely with waving blue lights. The ground is composed of nothing but black sands beneath a purple sky. Just then, a radiant orange sun starts to peek up from the horizon as �The Beginning is the End is the Beginning� by the Smashing Pumpkins starts to play. As the song builds, the following images are seen on the �Tron in this order:

The spinning wheel of a tricycle that has been toppled over. A drop of blood drips down from one of the spokes.

A small huddled mass of a child sits deep in a corner. An orange light marks the opening of a door, and then the light is eclipsed by a massive figure of a man.

Now, we are shown broken glass on pavement, with the alternating red and blue lights that are characteristic of a police squad car refracting off the many shattered pieces.

Next, we see a mirror being held up to a face, but we can only make out the back of the head of the person holding the mirror aloft. His hair is blond, but streaked with blood, and when the mirror is brought up to reflect his face, we find that the mirror has already broken.

When the song hits the 18 second mark, we snap into a series of slow motion action shots featuring Jamie Romino and Joshua Smith that get faster and faster until the song hits the 1:06 mark and Jamie and Joshua explode out of the back as the neXt logo appears on the screen. They are wearing matching ring gear: white wrestling pants with black hoodies. Their pants and their hoodies are both covered with jagged scar-like symbols. Their names are written down their left pantlegs, and their right pantlegs have neXt written down them, with a big red X.

The back of Joshua�s jacket has a �7� logo on it, and underneath it says �this is who I am�. The back of Jamie�s jacket has a smiley face on it with a big jagged scar running across the lips and it says beneath it �this is what we do�.

As the song continues Jamie and Joshua slap the fan�s hands as they make their way into the ring and both slide under the ropes in tandem. By this point Steve Wilkos has also made his way out from the back and is huffing it to ringside. Josh's half-brother Nate River has also walked down to ringside in a pure white business suit and his long white hair free, Josh's towel in his hand. The camera is at mat level and Jamie crawls towards it, smiles and winks at it before kipping up to his feet. Joshua follows just behind, picking the camera up and snapping his sharp teeth at it. They both then go to their corner and Nate hops up on the apron, giving a last minute pep talk to them before the bell]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Next Wave seem to be giving neXt pause. They feel they could be their toughest challenge of their title reign.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: However Jaime Romino thinks they may be able to take advantage of Adrian Tanner Jr.'s lack of focus, since he still seems to be smarting over that loss in Cleveland to Matthew X.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Even Adrian Tanner Jr. doesn't deny he's a little preoccupied with the four time Hardkore World Heavyweight Champion, and neXt think it could be the key to the biggest win of their careers.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: neXt say that although Next Wave has more experience then them as a team, that Romino & Smith are closer friends, closer then blood; and that no amount of video studying can counter that.

Yolanda Ando: Joshua Smith has medium length hair that's a mix of brown and black in color. He also has very sharp teeth. Josh has multiple scars on his back. The most noticeable of these scars runs from his left shoulder to his right shoulder, then down to his left hip to form the number 7. Josh doesn't wear a shirt when he wrestles, but wears a black jacket down to the ring. He wrestles in long black pants that have a white number 7 on the right leg and the design of a person's spinal column with bone wings sprouting out of it on the left leg. He has black boots and his wrists are taped.

�Wild� Bill Kasal: �Their opponents are accompanied to the ring by Steve Wilkos and Nate River; Hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Standing 5 feet 9 inches tall; Weighing 182 pounds...JAMIE ROMINO!!! His partner is from Washington D.C.; Standing 6 feet tall; Weighing 200 pounds...JOSHUA SMITH!!! They are the HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...This is neXt!!!�

[The already noisy Pit becomes unglued, with the building shaking from the commotion. Smith and Romino seem to smile and then Joshua Smith decides to start out with Adrian Tanner Jr.]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. goes for a lock up but Joshua Smith armdrags him. He goes for another one but Tanner counters with an armdrag of his own. Tanner grabs an armbar.

former prowrestling.com internet reporter Matt Boone: Adrian Tanner Jr. returning to New Mexico for the first time since May of 2006 when he and Andrew Karnage defeated "The Saikyo Terrorist" Tatsuya Arakawa & Andrew Sinclair to retain their Hardkore World Tag Team titles.

[Tanner sticks his knee into the back of Smith's elbow, pulling back on his forearm. Smith works his way to his feet and grabs Tanner's head with his free arm, and snapmares him over]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith kicks Adrian Tanner Jr. in the small of the back! He whacks him with another stiff kick! Smith grabs an armbar of his own.

[Joshua Smith clamps down on his arm and tries to tear it out of it's socket. Tanner fights his way to his feet with Smith hanging onto his arm. He slips his arm out and grabs Smith in a headlock]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. flips Joshua Smith to the mat with a side headlock takedown. He locks his hands together and tightens his grip around Smith's head.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Joshua Smith up in a textbook suplex. Smith gets up but walks into a dropkick from Adrian. Tanner tags in Cecil Kennedy and Nextwave shoot Smith into the ropes on one side while Kennedy bounces off the other]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner dropkicks Joshua Smith's leg, sending him tripping forward, as Kennedy twirls around into a roaring elbow, twisting Smith the opposite direction again! Blunt Force Trauma!

[Cecil Kennedy sits Joshua Smith on the top turnbuckle and Nextwave stand to either side of him and grab him so one of each of his arms. Nextwave front flips him as they fall backwards so that their knees slam into Smith's arms when he hits the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: They call that This is What Happens When You Stick Pennies in Doors".

Phil Blauer: I'm sure that they do.

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy pulls Joshua Smith up by the hair and hammers him with a few european uppercuts. He irish whips Smith chestfirst into the turnbuckles!

[Kennedy grabs Smith around his head in a headlock and running bulldogs his face into the mat. He sits Joshua up and then steps over him and applies a stumper puller]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy pulls up on Smith's legs, putting pressure on the back of his neck. He finally pulls Joshua Smith up and snap suplexes him. Kennedy rolls his hips and pulls him up into a second snap suplex.

[Cecil Kennedy pulls him up into a third snap suplex. He grabs the ropes and kicks and stomps Smith on the mat. Kennedy sits on Joshua Smith's back and applies a camel clutch]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy locks his fingers together under Smith's jaw, and cranks back on his head. He leans back on the stiener recliener.

[Smith shakes his head, refusing to give up. Cecil Kennedy pulls him up and grabs him around the head, dropping down into a jawbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy pulls Joshua Smith up for another suplex, but Smith blocks it and counters with a snap suplex of his own. He scoops Kennedy up and drops him on his knee with a backbreaker.

[Cecil Kennedy tries to tag out, but Joshua Smith trips him with a drop toehold. Smith tags in Jaime Romino. Joshua hits a buzzsaw kick to the back of Kennedy's head and Jamie kicks him in the chest at the same time]

Guillermo O'Bannon: neXt double snap suplex Cecil Kennedy. Jaime Romino snapmares him over, then hits the ropes and running knees Kennedy in the face.

[Jaime Romino applies a head vice. He presses in on either side of Kennedy's head, trying to implode his head. Kennedy grimaces in pain but refuses to give up]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino pulls Kennedy up and whacks him with a few side kicks to the ribs, backing him into the ropes. He irish whips him into the ropes and then standing dropkicks him in the face!

Phil Blauer: Look at the height he got on that one!

[Romino lifts Kennedy up on his shoulders and then flips him into an attitude adjustment! He grabs Cecil by the hair and running bulldogs his face into the mat]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Romino grabs Kennedy by the legs and turns him over into a boston crab. He sits low on Kennedy's back, bowing his legs back.

[Ron Reid checks in but Kennedy shakes his head, crawling towards the ropes. Cecil hooks the bottom rope and Reid forces Romino to release the boston crab. Romino pulls Cecil up and whacks him with some knife edge chops]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy lights up Jaime Romino with a one-two punch combination then hits him in the heart with a stiff elbow jab. Romino hits him in the throat with a martial arts thrust.

[Cecil Kennedy puts out that fire with a few elbow shots to the face backing him into the ropes. He irish whips him into the ropes and takes him out with a discus clothesline]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who climbs to the top turnbuckle. Cecil scoops Romino up and drops him with a gutbuster on his knee, holding Jaime with his chest on Kennedy's knee. Adrian jumps off and lands a double boot stomp to Romino's back!! They call that GUTS! You Ain't Got None!

[Jaime Romino gets up holding the small of his back. Adrian hits the Daytripper superkick! As Romino turns and falls, Cecil hits another superkick, which sends Jaime falling the other way]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Last Call! With Adrian & Cecil! Adrian Tanner Jr. scoops Jaime Romino up and drops him into a backbreaker. He grabs the bottom rope and drives his knee into Romino's back.

[Romino winces, and then Adrian Tanner Jr. spins around and elbow drops the small of his back. Tanner pulls him up and then whacks him with a few knife edge chops. The Pit lets out a "Woo!" with each one]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls Romino up in a front facelock and then rolls him around into a swinging neckbreaker. He rolls him up into a bow & arrow.

[Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls down on Romino's head & legs, trying to break him in half over his knees. Romino shakes his head, refusing to quit]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino whacks him with his free arm and then rolls on top of him for a pin.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner catches Jaime Romino getting up with a beautiful standing dropkick of his own!

[The Pit gives Adrian a round of applause for that one. Cecil Tanner joins in on the apron. Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls Romino onto his belly and then applies a full nelson]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. pulls up on Jaime Romino's arms, while driving his elbows into his back. He finally pulls Romino up and swings at him with a discus clothesline but Romino ducks and atomic drops him on the turnbuckle, pulling him back into a tree of woe. Jaime Romino backs up and then running dropkicks Tanner in the face!

[The fans let out a loud "OH!" and then Tanner drops to the mat. Jaime Romino irish whips him into the ropes and then whacks him with a spinning wheel kick that pops the crowd! He grabs Adrian Tanner Jr's legs and turns him over into a boston crab]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino sits all the way on the back of Tanner's neck, bending the Hardkore World Light Heavyweight Champion in half. He bounces back, wrenching Tanner's spinal column.

[Romino reaches out and tags in Joshua Smith. Joshua Smth pulls Adrian up into a half nelson hammerlock and Jaime Romino comes off the ropes with a running STO]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jamie Romino applies his Embrace of Ages liontamer and Joshua hops on Tanner's back with a straightjacket crossface! Embracing the Truth!

[The University Arena applauds as Joshua Smith leans back on Tanner's arms, and Romino cranks back on his legs. Ron Reid counts until five and then taps on Romino's shoulder to release the Embrace of Ages]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith irish whips Adrian Tanner into the corner and hits the ropes. He swings at Tanner with a hard lariot!

[The fans erupt with a loud pop! Joshua Smith sinks his teeth into Adrian Tanner Jr.'s forehead, splitting him open. The ladies in the crowd react with horror]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Smith grabs Tanner by the leg and turns him over into a single leg boston crab. He braces Tanner's knee with both arms and kneels back on it as far as he can.

[Ron Reid checks in but Tanner does a push-up, trying to power out of it. Joshua Smith pulls him up by the hair and then scoops him up into a ribbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith arranges him in the corner with his head against the bottom turnbuckle. He backs up and then charges into the corner with a knee to Adrian Tanner's face!

[The University Arena lets out another wince. Joshua Smith grabs a sleeper hold. He locks it in and pulls back on Tanner's head, thrashing him from side to side. Ron Reid checks in to make sure it's not a choke]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. reaches out for the ropes as he works his way to his feet. He drops down to his feet and shoots the top of his head through Smith's jawline! Tanner drop toeholds Smith facefirst into the turnbuckle!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. irish whips Joshua Smith into the ropes and then catches him with a flying body press]

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Joshua Smith kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner steps on the backs of Smith's legs and sits back with Joshua's arms locks. He slowly lifts him up and over into a mexican surfboard.

[The Albuquerque crowd applauds. Tanner pulls back on Smith's twisted arms while pushing up on the backs of his knees. He finally releases it and sits Joshua Smith on the top turnbuckle and tags in Cecil Kennedy]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. backs up and runs, using Cecil as a springboard, and nails a flying knee to Joshua's face!!

[The crowd cheers! Cecil Kennedy hops on the ropes in front of Smith, and then springboards off the ropes and catches Joshua with a hangman's neckbreaker, landing on the steel steps outside the ring!! The momentum sends Smith forward again]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner hops on the apron, springboards off the top rope and takes Joshua Smith off the top turnbuckle with a flying bulldog!! Have a seat, Nanu nanu!

[Nextwave double whip Joshua Smith into the ropes, then they hit a double dropkick, with Cecil going high and Adrian going low!! They both then kip up, and do the Fonz's "Eyyyy!" complete with double thumbs up]

Phil Blauer: Exactamundo!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy grabs Joshua Smith with a neck twist. He cranks up on Smith's jaw, trying to twist his head off like a beer cap. Kennedy lifts Smith up into a double chicken wing!

[Joshua Smith screams in pain as Kennedy bounces Smith up & down on his elbows. He finally deposits Smith onto his face! Cecil Kennedy grabs Joshua Smith's arm with a wakigatame]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy pushes off with his feet, cranking up on his arm. He grinds Smith's shoulder into the canvas, while trapping his elbow. Cecil Kennedy finally pulls Smith up and irish whips him into the ropes, taking him out with a roundhouse kick!

[The fans cheer. Cecil Kennedy grabs Joshua Smith by his legs and starts spinning him around & round until his body leaves the mat. He spins him round until he swings him like a shotput across the ring]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy applies an abdominal stretch. He sticks his foot and leans back on Smith's arm, bending him at an awkward angle. Joshua Smith plants his feet and hiptosses him!

[The University Arena pops! Joshua Smith whacks Kennedy with forearm shots, backing him into the ropes. He irish whips him into the ropes and catches him with a flapjack]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith tags in Jaime Romino. He rolls Kennedy up into a bow & arrow. Smith twists Kennedy backwards on his knees as Romino climbs to the top turnbuckle and flips off into a moonsault!!

[The Albuquerque audience cheers! neXt lift Cecil Kennedy up on their shoulders in a double fireman's carry, then flip him into an attitude adjustment!! Kennedy sits up with his back arched in pain]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino grabs Kennedy by the hair and sits out into an X factor! He irish whips Kennedy into the ropes and catches him with a floating neckbreaker!

[Kennedy stands up, holding the back of his neck. Romino climbs to the top turnbuckle and dives off with a flying lariot]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy gets to his feet but Jaime Romino catches him from behind with a knee clip. He spreads Cecil's leg and kneedrops the side of his knee.

[Cecil Kennedy howls in pain and rolls around the mat, clutching his knee. He hobbles to his feet but Jaime Romino charges in and catches him with an STO]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Romino backflips into a standing shooting star press!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Cecil Kennedy kicks out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Minutes Have Elapsed. 10 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino hooks his leg and then drops down on his back in an STF. He clamps down on Kennedy's windpipe, twisting his head to the side.

[Cecil Kennedy crawls over and hooks the bottom rope. Ron Reid taps Romino on the shoulder to release the STF and he does. Jaime Romino charges in with a head of steam, but Kennedy catches him and hotshots his throat on the top rope]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy lifts Romino up in an atomic drop and then tosses him over the ropes to the floor below!

[The fans pop! Kennedy runs into the ropes and baseball slide dropkicks Jaime Romino into the railing]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy tags in Adrian Tanner Jr. who slingshots himself onto the middle of the top rope and springboard sentons Jaime Romino on the floor!!

[A bleeding Adrian Tanner Jr. steps up on the apron but Joshua Smith comes over. Tanner gets a running start and catches Smith with a huracanrana on the floor!! The audience lets out a loud cheer]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. steps back up on the apron and gets a running start, flipping into a shooting star press on Joshua Smith on the floor!!

[Cecil Kennedy double underhooks Joshua Smith's arms then links his hands together and sits on his back while still holding his arms]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Kennedy locks on The Chrono Trigger on the floor!! Adrian Tanner Jr. basement dropkicks Smith's face! He hits the helpless Joshua with another dropkick! Another! 1up! 1up! 1up!

[Jaime Romino is in the ring and flies over the top rope with a suicide plancha that takes out Tanner, Kennedy, and Smith!! The fans let out a loud pop and the crowd chants "neXt! neXt! neXt! neXt! neXt!" as Tanner bleeds on the floor]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Jaime Romino rolls Tanner back into the ring and sets him up for a russian legsweep, but Adrian blocks it and counters with a reverse russian legsweep facefirst into the turnbuckle!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. picks Jaime Romino up into a powerbomb position, and with Cecil's help, Nextwave sets his throat against the top rope while still on Adrian's shoulders]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Cecil Kennedy climbs to the top turnbuckle, and jumps off to the outside, landing a flying legdrop on Romino's head!! The momentum of the legdrop causes Jaime to snap backwards, which allows Adrian to complete the powerbomb!! Rocko's Modern Deathtrap!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaime Romino rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Adrian Tanner Jr. shoots Jaime Romino into the ropes and catches him with a huracanrana!!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Jaime Romino kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner irish whips him again but Jaime reverses it and shoots Adrian into the corner and hits the ropes. Tanner staggers out of the corner and Romino whacks him with a lariot!

[The University Arena roars and both men lie on the mat exhausted]

Referee Ron Reid: 1!

Referee Ron Reid: 2!

Referee Ron Reid: 3!

Referee Ron Reid: 4!

Referee Ron Reid: 5!

Referee Ron Reid: 6!

[A busted open Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls over on his side. Jaime Romino sits up]

Referee Ron Reid: 7!

Referee Ron Reid: 8!

Phil Blauer: Adrian Tanner Jr. is the first to his feet!

Guillermo O'Bannon: Tanner pulls Romino up, but Jaime sits out into a jawbreaker that rattles Adrian's teeth!

[The fans cheer and Jaime Romino tags in Joshua Smith, who lifts Adrian Tanner Jr. on his shoulders in an argentinean backbreaker. Jaime Romino catches Tanner by the head with a neckbreaker]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua picks Tanner up in an Alabama Slam position. As he pulls Tanner up and over to slam them into the mat Jamie grabs the back of his head and hits him with a lungblower on the way down!! Absolutely Breathtaking!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith whacks Tanner in the ear with an enzuigiri! He lifts him up into a half nelson and then tiger suplexes him!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. rolls his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Smith DDTs Adrian Tanner's bloody skull into the mat! He bounces off the ropes and elbow drops him.

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. kicks out)

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "Twenty Five Minutes Have Elapsed. 5 Minutes Remaining."

Guillermo O'Bannon: Joshua Smith inverted atomic drops Tanner, and then catches him from behind with a neckbreaker!

[A bloody Adrian Tanner Jr. sits up in pain. Smith bashes him in the side of the head with a buzzsaw kick]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Bad Memories! Joshua Smith pulls him up into a back suplex!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...(Adrian Tanner Jr. lifts his shoulder up)

Guillermo O'Bannon: Smith straightjackets Tanner's arms and pulls him up into a piledriver, but Tanner rolls over his shoulder and blasts him in the face with a Daytripper superkick!

[Adrian Tanner Jr. grabs Joshua Smith around the neck and twists him around into his wave of the future]

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Revolver!

Referee Ron Reid: 1...2...3!!!

[Dream Theater's "In the Presence of Enemies Pt 1" plays and the fans erupt in cheers! A bleeding Tanner rolls over in exhaustion with one arm raised. Cecil Kennedy runs into the ring with both title belts]

"Wild" Bill Kasal: "At 26 minutes 7 seconds; THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH, AND NEW HARDKORE WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...NEXTWAVE!!!"

Guillermo O'Bannon: After one of the best tag team match of 2010, Nextwave win the Hardkore World Tag Team titles!

[Cecil Kennedy hands Adrian Tanner Jr. his title belt while Jaime Romino and Nate River help Joshua Smith to his feet]

Guillermo O'Bannon: Hardkore World's 2009 Tag Team of the Year neXt with a valiant effort, and probably a rematch in the future, but Adrian Tanner Jr. catches him with that Daytripper and was able to score the pin with The Revolver.

[Kilroy Evans, Dougie Ray Bullet, and Poke the Clown come down to the ring. Andrew Karnage walks out with them but Marty sticks his head out from the curtain and whistles. He dangles his wrestling boots and sing-songy says "Less walky, more shiney!"]

Phil Blauer: For real.

Guillermo O'Bannon: The Manhattan Project helping their newest tag team champions celebrate!

[Karnage rolls his eyes and returns to the locker room. Kilroy and Poke lift Cecil & Tanner up on their shoulders as Nextwave hold up their tag team title belts. Jaime Romino and Joshua Smith shake their hands and The Pit gives all four men a standing ovation]

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