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Hey GCW, suck me sideways.; Emo-goth bashing at its finest.
Topic Started: Aug 16 2005, 03:08 AM (1,369 Views)
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An rp from another fed, that I had to find and post for the hell of it. Seems a certain fed doesnt like the Connection mocking everything they stand for. So here ya go fuckers, suck on this.
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The following promotional has been paid for by the Organization for ridding the earth of stupid people.


Fade into a cemetery somewhere in Canada. As is the norm in promos taking place in a graveyard, it's night time out, and the moon is full, brightly illuminating parts of the graves where there’s no trees to keep the light out. We cut to a secluded part of the cemetery where you hero and mine, the REAL CWA Television Champion, Adrian Tanner Jr, stands.

As is mandatory in these types of promos, Adrian's dressed in all black. Black, pants, black shoes, black shirt and jacket. He has a sliver metal collar around his neck and black makeup around his eyes. His usually dirty blonde hair is now dyed black. Adrian, with his head held down, begins to speak.


Adrian: Oh, woe is me. My life sucks. My life is the suckiest load of suck that ever did suck. Let me read a poem to express my shitty life because I'm so Goth. and dark, and that’s what us Goths do.

[Adrian pulls a piece of paper out of his jacket pocket.]

Adrian: 'Ahem'

"I'm a Goth, look at me."
"I do promos from a cemetery."

"Or any other dark places"
"While I watch the bored expressions on my enemies faces"

"Nobody cares about me, So why should I?"
"I'll just stab myself in the eye. "

"Cause I'm a Goth.,”
and that’s what we do"
"Cause that’s the only way we'll get attention”
from people like you"

"Who are you? Everyone else but me"
"Cause my life is so shitty, obviously."

"So I'll just go jump off a cliff and die."
"Bye!"


Adrian crumples up the piece of paper and throws it in a nearby trash can. Hey, even us Goth’s gotta be earth friendly sometimes.

Adrian: Oh, woe is me. I’m so dark, and Goth.. And evil, cant forget that. In fact, I’m so evil, I’m gonna cut myself.

Adrian pulls out a razorblade.

Adrian: Ok, here I go.

Adrian opens up the razorblade. Some homeless guy walks onto the screen. Adrian cuts the homeless guy’s left wrist. Homeless guy screams in pain. Adrian gives homeless guy 5 dollars. Homeless guy stumbles off screen.

What, you didn’t really think Adrian was gonna cut himself do you?

Adrian sheathes the razorblade and throws it into a backpack laying nearby.


Adrian: I’m so Goth, and dark. And Evil, can never forget the evil part. Yeah, I’m so evil, that I’m gonna spend the next hour describing in graphic detail what I’m gonna do to my opponent(s). Even though nobody gives a shit. But that’s what I do, cause I’m evil and dark and Goth and shit. Or maybe I’ll spend some more time whining and crying about my shitty life. Cause that always goes over well. Yeah, I’ll do that.

Adrian grabs a chair that’s strategically placed next to him on the ground and opens it. He sets it down near a gravestone and sits down on it. He continues to talk.

Adrian: Yeah, so today in Algebra, we had a math test. And the teacher, Ms Chokesondick, she’s such a bitch, you know. I know she hates me, cause I fail all the tests and shit. She always tells me that she believes in me and that I could do better but instead I sit outside class all day with my Goth friends where we smoke cigarettes and talk about killing ourselves. She’s always telling me that she knows I can do better, but I’m like “Whatever bitch.” I know that in reality she hates me. I just wanna die. Cause I’m so Goth.

Fuckin’ conformist bitch. I don’t need her telling me what I need to do. Cause I’m dark and Goth and shit. And evil. Cant forget that.

Adrian grabs a bottle of water from the backpack that he threw the razorblade near. He opens and it and takes and drink, then sets the bottle down.

Adrian: Yeah, so then, at lunch and shit. There was this chick, and she was all looking at me funny. Like she (gasp) liked me, or something. And then she, Suzy was her name, she walked up to me and she was all “Hey, you wanna go get a bite to eat or something?” And I’m like, “Fuck off bitch. Social whore! I don’t need society telling me that I have to go out and date and shit. I’m perfectly fine hanging out with my three other friends and going onto online chat rooms and talking about killing myself. “ And she’s like “Whatever, loser.” Fuckin conformist bitch.

I hate everyone and everything. Cause I’m dark and Goth and evil and shit. Nobody understands us, cause we don’t conform to your beliefs. We’re non-conformists. In fact, Im such a non-conformist, and dark and Goth and evil and shit, that I’m gonna shoot myself in the chest with this gun. Because that’s what a dark and evil guy would do.

Adrian pulls out a gun.

Adrian: Ok, here I go. Goodbye cruel world!

Adrian cocks the gun. The homeless guy from before walks back on screen with his left hand bandaged up to stop the bleeding and Adrian shoots him in the foot.

C’mon, did you really not see that coming?


Adrian: Oh, woe is me. My life’s so shitty and terrible that I cant even kill myself right. I might as we....

Brandon Fernandez, Adrian’s best friend and cornerman walks on screen.

Brandon: What the fuck are you doing?

Adrian: Proving a point.

Brandon: And that would be..?

Adrian About how easy and incredibly stupid it is to be “super dark/goth/evil wrestler #192948938293829372938728.”

Brandon: Oh. Nice job.

Adrian: Thank you.

Brandon: So, you ever gonna promo for your opponents in your match this week?

Adrian Wha? I thought I was. Who are we fighting?

Brandon: Jay Redfield, and Dave Sadler.

Adrian: That’s it? Jake Porter and Rage Dave Sad? Meh.

Brandon: What?

Adrian Meh, I say! Meh!

Brandon: I really think you should...


Adrian: Didnt you hear me? Meh!!!! Jake Porter and “Rage” Dave don’t deserve my precious time. Well, maybe later, cause I know Thom’ll have a fit if I don’t do a real promotional for them.

But for now, Meh I say!

[FADE]
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Why, what did they say?



And are we supposed to care?
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Wow you really showed them there Tanner :rolleyes:

Anyway some well most of GCW didn't like the Connection Special of Hotzone so they wanted a interfed challenge with you guys but Sout said no which is fair enought considering it won't really achive much.
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I think it's really silly that the whole thing came from a few lines in a promo.

In Character, fellas... In Character.
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Aug 16 2005, 01:56 PM
Wow you really showed them there Tanner :rolleyes:

Anyway some well most of GCW didn't like the Connection Special of Hotzone so they wanted a interfed challenge with you guys but Sout said no which is fair enought considering it won't really achive much.

I didnt ask for your opinion, lee.

Go back to sucking ass and leave us alone. Tell your friends the same.
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You didn't ask for it but i gave it.

I have the right since i did ask Sout in the first place if he wanted the inter fed challenge with GCW.

I said to GCW that The Connection special was mianly taking a pop at me and Sadler just as we take pops at you and Syb all the time. I even posted some comments for Syberus on GCW out of respect to S.W.A.T

So how am i sucking ass for being a neutral member of both boards and pointing out the obvious?

Sout said no to the challenge which is fair enought but with the comments you made above seem to be making out you actually wanna war. Anyway if thats what you wanna do good luck its no skin of my shoulder.
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Lee, that was obviously in-character. Calm down.

Besides, we'd wipe the floor with all of GCW. ;)

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but with the comments you made above is making out you actually wanna war.


I cant care enough about any of them to give a shit about their "war." The Connection are equal opportunity offenders. Let them cry and whine about the things I say, you know what that tells me? That I'm doing my job.

"Any exposure is good exposure."

And really, this is all your fault for mentioning gcw every other promo. B)
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Aug 16 2005, 05:21 PM
Lee, that was obviously in-character. Calm down.

Let them cry and whine about the things I say, you know what that tells me? That I'm doing my job.

"Any exposure is good exposure."

And really, this is all your fault for mentioning gcw every other promo. B)

No that was the truth in character, out of character, over character, under character, what ever character you like its the truth ;)

And yeah i do bring up GCW in my promos but most of the time if anybody cared then you'll see i have bashed them alot of times and that is down to the anti GCW angle me and Sadler are doing in GCW. And yeah i have flashed the GCW tag titles around but its not as if you and Syb haven't done anythng like that before :P

I promoed about it and you and Syb just happened to retailiate, you know what that tells me? That I'm doing my job too.

And really, this is all your fault for retaliating to the extent which pissed them off. B)
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No that was the truth in character, out of character, over character, under character, what ever character you like its the truth


How is it the truth when I actually like you, a bit?

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And yeah i have flashed the GCW tag titles around but its not as if you and Syb haven't done anythng like that before


Yeah, and you know what usually happens? Our "opponent" usually say something to the effect of the same thing I said. The difference being, you dont see swat crying and whining about it.

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I promoed about it and you and Syb just happened to retailiate, you know what that tells me? That I'm doing my job too.


Not really, since I've been hating GCW in promos for years. Long before UCW.

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And really, this is all your fault for retaliating to the extent which pissed them off.


Really, I couldnt give a shit less about a bunch of crybabies mad at a few jokes made IN-CHARACTER.
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No that was the truth in character, out of character, over character, under character, what ever character you like its the truth


How is it the truth when I actually like you, a bit?

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And yeah i have flashed the GCW tag titles around but its not as if you and Syb haven't done anythng like that before


Yeah, and you know what usually happens? Our "opponent" usually say something to the effect of the same thing I said. The difference being, you dont see swat crying and whining about it.

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I promoed about it and you and Syb just happened to retailiate, you know what that tells me? That I'm doing my job too.


Not really, since I've been hating GCW in promos for years. Long before UCW.

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And really, this is all your fault for retaliating to the extent which pissed them off.


Really, I couldnt give a shit less about a bunch of crybabies mad at a few jokes made IN-CHARACTER.

1) Tanner i didn't no you cared lol.

2) Ture.

3) No doubt about the GCW hating but refering to me and Sadler we still got mentions so thats my job done ;)

4) Good point.

Anyway i'm done with this as i'm getitng a head ache. Besides its between S.W.A.T and GCW so they can sort it out. i'm still with S.W.A.T, i'm still with GCW, I can say that i think GCW is the best fed around part form UCW and i will continue to roleplay about GCW, its no as if there is law saying i can't :)



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Stop being gay, you're all gay.

Yeah! Soutter likes men!







BTW, :lol:
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Is that a fact lol

Anyway looks like Brutal is intent on having this interfed thing so i'm sure S.W.A.T/Soutter will be hearing from him in the next few days.
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Lee
Aug 16 2005, 06:22 PM
Is that a fact lol

Anyway looks like Brutal is intent on having this interfed thing so i'm sure S.W.A.T/Soutter will be hearing from him in the next few days.

Interfeds between two already established feds are the shits, cause the losing end... In this case it'd easily be GCW, always bitches of favortism...

I not only understand why Soutter doesn't wanna bother, but I respect him more for not getting wrapped up in the bullshit.

By the way, from what I've seen of GCW... They dont want it with Tanner...

Or, Syb...

Trust me....


:lol:
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Aug 17 2005, 01:59 AM
Lee
Aug 16 2005, 06:22 PM
Is that a fact lol

Anyway looks like Brutal is intent on having this interfed thing so i'm sure S.W.A.T/Soutter will be hearing from him in the next few days.

Interfeds between two already established feds are the shits, cause the losing end... In this case it'd easily be GCW, always bitches of favortism...

I not only understand why Soutter doesn't wanna bother, but I respect him more for not getting wrapped up in the bullshit.

By the way, from what I've seen of GCW... They dont want it with Tanner...

Or, Syb...

Trust me....


:lol:

You rule Hung.

:)
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thanks hung

this brutal cock can go get fucked

i dont care how "intent" he is

we dont want nothing to do with them or there stupid little challenge

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