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Hey GCW, suck me sideways.; Emo-goth bashing at its finest.
Topic Started: Aug 16 2005, 03:08 AM (1,370 Views)
I ~ The Heel


I'm telling you Tanner... picture this as a gimmick.

A real efed dork who made it in the buisness... and still does his rps the exact same way as when he was efedding... Guys talk shit to him and he tells them to log on his website for his reply.

It would rule the world. And this guy, I can tell... would be the fucking man at it.
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Arizona's Most Wanted
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The Face of S.W.A.T.

:lol:

It would be pretty funny.
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I ~ Dew
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Out of the silence the sweet sound of Vanilla Ice's "Hooked" hits the speakers. Everyone looks around cause they didn't even know there were speakers in this thread. But there are, cause if there wasn't... where the fuck would this sweet ass song be coming from?

A green light bathes the screens.

The music stops. Someone must've found the off switch. Must've not liked the song... those bastards.

Silence.

More silence.

Oooh wait, there's a noice.

No, those are just crickets.

What the fuck is going on here anyway?

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm Dewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Everyone's looking around. What the fuck?

Do the...

DEW!!!

Green pyro shoots out as Dew jumps out of the entrance in a huge explosion. He lands on his feet with cat like reflexes. He didn't even know he could do that. Amazing.

He looks around with a big smile on his face. Reaches behind to his back pocket and pulls out a can of Mountain Dew. He extends his arm as far as it go with and pops the can open above his head as his music starts up again.

The crowd cheers.

They like Dew.

He tips the can over and leans his head back as he bathes in the sweet goodness of the elixer of the caffeine gods and screams.

The crowd cheers some more. Where is their fucking off button?

He walks up to the ring with a puropose. At least I think he does, why else would he be going up there anyway? It's kind of scary up there isn't it?

The crowd doesn't shut up.

Someone throws Dew her underwear.

He catches it, smells it, and then looks over. It was some old lady. Dew learns a lesson this day... always see who's panties it is before you smell them. He throws them to the ground and continues into the ring.

He steps to the middle, pulls out a mic from his other back pocket... no one knew that was there either.

Dew: I'm Dew.

The crowd pops.

Crowd: Do the Dew!!!!

Dew laughs.

Dew: I remember GCW. That's where I got my start, well kind of. They didn't like my style of rp's so wouldn't let me join in on the fun.

The crowd ah's in disappointment for him.

Dew: But that's okay. They were stupid games anyway. They didn't know how to have fun. I think it was too much Buffy. When all they needed was some Vanilla Ice love.

The crowd cheers. Apparently they still remember who Vanilla Ice is.

Dew: You see... they tried to ban me there. They do that when they can't take a joke. When they're losing an argument. But you can't ban the Dew. I came back, board after board. Sitting through all of their failures, coming back like kancer. Just spreading my disease. Until they finally got rid of me for good. Those bastards.

Dew pulls out another can of Mountain Dew and takes a drink from it.

Dew: Because of THEM... I had to go around on the internet, find another place to call home. From fed to fed I searched for a suitable place to build my house of greatness.

The crowd is silent... finally.

Dew: And I think I found it.

The lights go out. Someone should pay their light bill.

They come back on.

Dew is gone.
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:lol:

I think this guy's a keeper.
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I ~ Dew
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From the shadows of the thread.

Pssst...

Psst...


Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssst....



Hey That Damn Cool and Hunglow!!

They turn around wondering what the fuck is going on.

Hey guys, it's me Dew. I need you guys to do something for me. I need you guys to protect me. Don't let GCW find me, cause if they do, they'll put me back in the cage. They make me watch "The Crow" and it's many many bad sequels over and over again. Please, do this for me.
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Dew ... your in!

welcome to the fed~!

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The lights go out as Vanilla Ice's "Hooked" hits the speakers.

A green explosion goes off at the entrance ramp as green pyro shoots out everywhere. One stray fireball hits an unsuspecting fan.

The fans cheer. Either because they didn't like that guy, or they know Who... Is... Coming!

He runs out, heads straight for the ring and tries a Brock Lesnar jump up to the apron. But he fails miserably somehow twisting his leg in the bottom rope and nutting himself to only fall to the floor. But the fans still love him.

He gets back up, decides not to try that again, and goes for a simple crawl into the ring. This has worked in the past, why not again?

Once he's in, he pulls out a mic from his back pocket.

Dew: I'm Dew.

The crowd pops.

Crowd: Do the Dewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Dew smiles. He likes it when the crowd likes him.

Dew: I just wanted to thank everyone that graciously let me into this fed. I do believe that from now on we will have fun.

The crowd cheers some more. They must like fun.

Dew: Unlike those sad pathetic bastards back at Go Cry Wusses, Sexy Women And Tittays knows how to throw a party. So in honor of this special occasion of you accepting me into your promotion, I will...

The crowd goes silent in anticipation. They've learned to accept that they have no clue what Dew ever has up his sleeve. Some guy holds up a GCW sign. He looks angry. He looks like a Triple H wannabe. Only he's shorter, and weaker, and his hair isn't even long. Really, he doesn't look anything like Triple H, but you wouldn't know that if you looked at his banner. Anyway, he holds up a sign and screams "GCW will always be a better efed!" The crowd doesn't like him. So they take off their shoes and hit him unmerciful with them. Then some guy comes up and farts on his head. Gaytime cries.

Dew just watches, half amused, half annoyed. That Triple H guy is taking the spot light.

Dew: So in honor... in honor of this special occasion. I will pound that GCW hack who I assume is Gaytime. Someone hook me up!

A fan throws a Mountain Dew can at Dew. They have a horrible aim and it hits him in the balls. Come on, no matter how many times someone uses this joke, it's still fucking funny!

Dew falls to the ground with a weak thankyou before he hits the mat.

Dew doesn't get back up. I think he's hurt bad. He could be sleeping. Or just being lazy. But none the less, he isn't getting back up.
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feels good

Please, do me a favor Soutt... book him against Microshocker every week.
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I ~ Dew
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Syberus
Aug 18 2005, 09:57 AM
Please, do me a favor Soutt... book him against Microshocker every week.

Dew sits.

Dew waits.

Dew watches all the pretty fakes.

Dew shits.

Dew wipes.

Cause not wiping your ass is a crime.
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I ~ Syberus
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feels good

You should speak to Cobryn, Cobryn'll sort you out.

Hey Cobryn, come and take a look at this kid...

Right there.

Yep, there.

See that?
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I ~ Microshocker
Willy feeling a little itchy? Use Mustard Oil

who put the cocaine into this motherfucker's mountain dew?
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I ~ Microshocker
Willy feeling a little itchy? Use Mustard Oil

son of a bitch is roleplaying in the ooc forum. SON-OF-A-BITCH
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Hunglow
Aug 18 2005, 03:19 AM
JTU
Aug 17 2005, 05:41 PM
Hunglow
Aug 17 2005, 01:59 AM
I not only understand why Soutter doesn't wanna bother, but I respect him more for not getting wrapped up in the bullshit.

On the other hand, he did kind of link me to the offending thread just so I could start stirring shit, so he's not entirely respectable...

Awww fuck it, motherfuckers deserved me anyway. :lol:


I still haven't seen the thread...

I just meant I respected him for not getting wrapped up in that interfed thing that would've proven nothing, except that efedders can be very inmature when they lose.... Which doesn't need proven anyway...

As for the thread over there, I wish someone would link me... I need a good laugh, and it sounds like it's just peachy...

Dont look at the thread, I have banned myself from it because it just gets me down. No different from the comments being said in this one which are none the less "we da best dont mess wid me or yous a pussy" and dont favour either party in my view.

A few sound voices I think Syberuses original post,myself,Michael Hunter and Gametimes where spot on the mark.

And the idea of having an interfed challenge wont prove anything, it will just result in more of this from whoever is beaten and plus it takes much needed time away from e-feds. Time is money in e-fedding!

But these things pass in e-fedding, I happen to love both styles and have respect for all the guys here in S.W.A.T and GCW.

Everyone is willing to bleed for their fed and style in the end.
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