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Dew Plays With Toys; Previously seen in Broken Hearts: Pr 5
Topic Started: Mar 2 2006, 02:41 PM (238 Views)
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The scene opens in a bathroom. Dew is in the tub taking a bubblebath. He doesn't notice the camera. He is surrounded by wrestling figures of all sorts. He's holding two in his hands. One is generic, the other one has a painted on green shirt with big black letters reading "Dew" across the chest. The Dew wrestling figure is kicking the generic wrestling figure's ass. Because that's what would happen in real life anyway.

Dew: Take that Microshocker! Kick to the balls. Oh that's gotta hurt you little bitch!

The Dew figure throws what's' supposed to be a Microshocker figure out of the bathtub and into the mirror. The mirror breaks. The Microshocker figure is dead. It's not moving anyway.

Dew: And another one gets eliminated! How long can Dew last? He's been tossing them out all night. He may end up winning this royal rumble after all!

Dew picks up another figure that's on the ledge of the tub.

Dew: Dew is starting a fight with Paul Soutter! Paul Soutter has no chance against the better man which is Dew.

The Dew figure starts punching the Soutter figure. The Soutter figure gets a punch in but the Dew figure just stares him down. The Soutter figure shits his pants... that's if wrestling figures could.

Dew: Oh no he didn't. He punched the almighty Dew! Are you going to let him get away with that Dew? Kick that little bitches ass.

The Dew figure grabs the Soutter figure's leg. Pulls it off and starts beating Soutter over the head with his own leg.

Dew: There's the Dew we know! Look at him kick Soutter's ass with his own leg!

Dew tosses the Soutter figure in the air and uses the leg as a baseball bat knocking him out of the tub.

Dew: Homerun! Whoo hoo! And the crowd cheers for Dew! Here Soutter, you might need this.

Dew throws the leg at the Soutter figure laying by the toilet.

Dew: Who's next? Who can take on the almighty Dew and live to tell about it?

Dew starts grabbing handfulls of wrestling figures and using the Dew figure to knock them out of the tub. Pretty soon only one man is standing on the edge of the tub. And that figure is Dew.

Dew: Dew is the only man left standing in this royal rumble! Dew is the greatest wrestler of all time! The crowd starts chanting his name cause it's a pretty cool name. Dew! Dew! Dew!

Dew looks up and sees the cameraguy watching him take a bath. Dew throws a plunger at him breaking the camera.

Dew: I'm Dew. Do the Dew... bitch!
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