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| "RSO" Frank Wilkes; New ULTIMATE CHAMPION speaks | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 11 2009, 08:32 PM (108 Views) | |
| TripleV | Jul 11 2009, 08:32 PM Post #1 |
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{{{The scene opens with “RSO” Frank Wilkes sitting back in a folding chair, catching a few rays, as he works on his tan in a public park. Children splash around in the local pool, happy to have the cool liquid relief of the brutal summer heat. The S.W.A.T. Ultimate title lies across Wilkes’ waist... it’ll leave an awkward pasty mark on his midsection, but it’s been awhile since Wilkes was allowed to hold gold, and he likes bragging about it. The COOL SHADES on Wilkes’ face, make it easier for him to watch the pool while pretending to be asleep. Suddenly some douche bag steps in the way, casting a shadow over your favourite sun tanning repeat offender.}}} Man: Excuse me. Frank Wilkes: WHY CAN’T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!?! {{{The COOL SHADES fall to the ground, as “RSO” Frank starts to sit upright. Everywhere he goes, more prejudice! Just because he made a few mistakes... wait... the eyes that look down at him, actually look up. They aren’t accusatory... they’re envious... does Frank Wilkes finally have a fan!?}}} Man: Didn’t you just win the S.W.A.T. Ultimate title? Frank Wilkes: Yeah... so? Man: Wow... you must be a hell of an athlete. I mean, a lot of great wrestlers have held world titles in S.W.A.T. ...but I don’t think any of them held the Ultimate title. You’re amazing. Frank Wilkes: ...thanks. Man: We could use a man like you. I mean, I know its not the kind of money you’re used to being the ULTIMATE champion and everything... but if you enjoy giving back to the community... doing something for the little guy... well... we’d just be tickled pink if you thought about working here. Frank Wilkes: ...as what? Man: Oh, we need a life guard. {{{Frank Wilkes stands upright as he turns his attention towards the pool. A second chance to do right! His guardian angel is working OVER TIME this week. The kids could drown, but he KNOWS CPR! He took a class! They gave him a certificate. He’s registered! ...he’s registered. Trying to hide his enthusiasm, Frank Wilkes reaches out to shake the man’s hand.}}} Frank Wilkes: Thanks, I’d love to. Man: When can you start? Frank Wilkes: Right now! Man: I like your enthusiasm. {{{Picking up a towel, Frank Wilkes starts to slowly jog over to the pool... then stops in his tracks. Damn. Cringing, Wilkes turns back to the new boss.}}} Frank Wilkes: OH... Man: Yes? Frank Wilkes: Before I start... there’s something I need to tell you. Man: What is it Mr. Wilkes? Frank Wilkes: ...Well... it might affect you employing me. Man: I can’t see how anything would change my high opinion of you. Frank Wilkes: ...and I’m only telling you because... well... I’m required to by law. Man: Yes Mr. Wilkes? Frank: ...BUT... I _am_ a registered sex offender. Man: ... Frank: I hope this won’t affect our working relationship. Man: ... {{{A jump cut sees your S.W.A.T. Ultimate champion running through the park, as angry parents chase after him with burning torches, and pitchforks. He uses the S.W.A.T. title to bat some of the trash away.}}} |
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