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| "Part Unknown": The greatest book of wrestling poetry | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 27 2009, 08:36 PM (315 Views) | |
| I ~ Christian | Oct 27 2009, 08:36 PM Post #1 |
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I am so buying this... http://www.amazon.ca/Parts-Westling-Gimmicks-Other-Works/dp/1894663594 Click the link, I've read some parts of it, it is nothing short of amazing. It's basically poetry inspired by pro-wrestling: each poem dedicated to a wrestler or something wrestling inspired. You have poems such as The Godlike Genius of Scotty Too Hotty and Lita and the Swanton. I'm actually going to share with you one of the poems.
Buy yours before they're sold out. |
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 27 2009, 08:51 PM Post #2 |
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Bumping this because this is just page 1 amazing shit right there. Maybe I'll post more poems in the future. |
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 28 2009, 05:46 PM Post #3 |
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Edited by Christian, Oct 28 2009, 05:47 PM.
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 29 2009, 07:20 PM Post #4 |
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I don't know how many of these I will post... Enjoy them while you got 'em.
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| Packer | Oct 30 2009, 04:04 AM Post #5 |
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it takes up to 2 months to ship it?? wtf..they must hand deliver em..lol!!! |
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| I ~ hopper | Oct 30 2009, 01:26 PM Post #6 |
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Its's because they laugh at you for buying it... They show up throw it in your lap and say "There's your stupid wrestling haikus dumbass!" |
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 30 2009, 02:20 PM Post #7 |
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Once again Chris Hopper shows us all how wrong and stupid he is, not to mention illiterate and a cruel heartless soul that has been forsaken by TRUE poetry. You're going to read the following work and NOT call it a masterpiece?
WORTH EVERY PENNY, DIRTY PHILISTINE!!! |
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| I ~ hopper | Oct 30 2009, 06:29 PM Post #8 |
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I love how you immediately call me stupid, yet know essentially nothing about me except what you build up in your own mind. I am far from stupid. I have multiple college degrees to testify to that. You want masterpieces? Stick to Shakespeare, Voltaire and even the darkness that comes from Dante's Inferno.... This is crap by comparison and not my cup of tea both as a literate human being and as a wrestling fan. And where do you see me as a cruel, heartless soul? I've never done anything to you in a manner that would show such words to be true. IN fact, I have defended you in SPW when you were treated wrongly IMHO.....I have actually talked different people down from attacking your wiki sites (admittedly one guy keeps doing it, but somehow he says you have it switched back within a minute....so kudos for having constant watch over your fantasy life) and trashing you on forums.....I even turned down an offer from someone to find where you live behind that fake name and etc and for them to beat you down because of your attitude and actions toward me and others. Yet I'm heartless and cruel? The only two things that can be said of me in regards to you are as follows... 1) I think your characters are utter, comic-book, unrealistic garbage. and 2) I have a life when you don't. I realize you probably reacted thinking what I said in my last post was about you personally....but it was what I felt the publishers would say to ANYBODY who bought this drivel. But you have a "kick me complex" about you that makes me laugh. I can guarantee you this is the last time I will address you here because I like Packer, Eric and the boys here here at SWAT. Trust me, I had never intended on even addressing you personally....you can ask Packer personally because I told him I didn't even want to be associated with you at all. So stop thinking everything is an attack on you and just live your life. You have nothing to fear from me as long as you keep your mouth shut and don't say anything about me again. |
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 30 2009, 08:29 PM Post #9 |
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1) You have no soul. Not appreciating the beauty of thse works of poetry marks this as an established fact. Yeah sure, go pimp up your classics they thought you to like in school, us true intellectuals have actual contemporary tastes. 2) You're the fucking asshole that keeps messing around with my wikia page. Don't deny it. "Trying to talk down different people..." my foot! Also, damning IP addresses is damning: enjoy your ban, fag. 3) For the sake of everyone else reading this thread expecting contemporary marvels of wrestling-based litterature and reading Hopper's drivel instead: him "defending" me in SPW = him backhandedly insulting my characters and my works. Good luck with this master troll, Herrera! In closing, you'll never write anything of value if you can't appreciate the beauty of modern works. Then again, this is a guy who's basic MO is following me through different e-feds, then trolling my RPs so he can get a spot in himself. Nice job failing the ICWF, fuckwit. Last one, because I got this pretty much entirely spoiled for me and I would want those who've made the pruchase to at least have some form of surprise upon receiving their poetry.
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| I ~ hopper | Oct 30 2009, 10:11 PM Post #10 |
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Sorry.....not me. I realize that disappoints you and shakes you to the core....but I have actually told this person to stop messing with your page because all it does is fristrate him when those changes aren't visible a minute later....so I tell him it isn't worthwhile to try because you have nohting better to do than to get some form of auto notice when someone posts (which I assume is normal...I'm not a member of wiki at all so I don't know) Feel free to check the IP addresses again because it is not me.....in fact......send that IP address to Packer and let HIM compare and tell you if mine is a match....because they won't. But I do know who it is and it is someone that you swore was an ally at one time. Next time you start something.....start thinking about WWBD.....What Would Brandon Do? Of course, it is just like you to assume something is fact. You are an idiot with zero credibility....and even less understanding of life and what a "soul" truly is.....and I will guarantee you it has nothing to do with poetry.....especially bad poetry. You are really sad and I truly pity you. |
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| I ~ Christian | Oct 30 2009, 11:21 PM Post #11 |
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:roll eyes: But seriously, you're a mountain of bullshit and dishonesty. You sling mud around like its your God-given purpose in life. You can't vandalize my account anyways since you got banned, and I doubt you'll last two months before you get banned here as well. |
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| I ~ hopper | Oct 30 2009, 11:41 PM Post #12 |
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hey moron.... I have never "vandalized" anything of yours. You can ban whatever you like, but it wasn't me. You can keep calling me a liar, but truth is still truth.....which you care nothing about if it doesn't fit into what proves the point you hope to make. |
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| I ~ hopper | Oct 30 2009, 11:47 PM Post #13 |
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mountain of dishonesty? I haven't lied one iota.....not once. I might be too open for most people's OOC standards, but I never lie. |
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| Packer | Oct 30 2009, 11:52 PM Post #14 |
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ok guys. this is where the road ends. christian, you started this when you went after hopper. he gave his OPINION about the subject matter and you took the first verbal shot at him. it ends now. no more. its 1 thing to have a debate between people, but its another to outright attack somebody verbally and thats whats happened here. christian, youve been here long enough to know we dont play the drama game here and if it starts, it gets handled.dont make ME handle it. its done as of now. hopper has every right to defend himself, and thats what hes done. .the argument is over. ya'll dont hafta get along but ya also aint gonna openly fight. case closed. |
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