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| Arizona's Most Wanted | Nov 15 2010, 01:05 AM Post #1 |
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[Suddenly, ominous music begins playing as spotlights start a blinding strobe light effect that’s really more annoying than cool, but hey, shut up. That’s kinda what we’re going for here, okay? Who are you to question us anyways?!!!] [Ahem. Anyways. Blinding strobe lights flash all around the arena, blinding everyone who hasn’t shut their eyes, which is probably everyone because they weren’t really expecting this. Then a loud siren begins ringing loudly. What the fuck is going on? Maybe there’s a fire. Please god don’t let the sprinkler system randomly come on right now. That’d suck.] [Nope. No sprinklers. Yet, atleast. But man, those lights, and that siren. Fucking shut up, already!] *Darkness* [Oh hey, that actually worked! Well except now it’s all dark and shit. This is even worse. Oh wait, here we go. Lights! And now there’s a.... what the hell? There’s a white screen lowering to the ground between the top of the ramp and the stage. Like one of those projector screens, only there's black cardboard pieces taped to it to make it look like a giant tv. Look! Up in the sky! ...No, it’s not Superman. It’s a, hey, it’s a proector! And it’s... projecting onto the screen. Various footage flashes by on the projector, like someone changing channels. It stops on one of them.] Announcer: Cheers! Is taped whenever we f*ckin feel like it. [The scene on the screen shows the Cheers! Bar in Chicago. Sam Malone and the gang are all there, enjoying some nice tasty brews.] Sam Malone: So any chance the White Sox’ll make the playoffs this year? Cliff: Eh, I doubt it Sammy. Not enough firepower on that team. [Suddenly, the door to the bar, opens and two people walk in. It’s Adrian Tanner Jr, and Cecil Kennedy.] Everyone in the bar: NEXT WAVE! [The channel changes to the opening of the anime, BLEACH!] #ienai itami kanashimi de kizu tsuita kimi yo kesenai kako mo seoi atte ikou ikiru koto wo nage dasanai de tsunaida kimi no te wo# #WOOOOOO!# #WOOOOOOOOOO!# B*L*E*A*C*H*! [Badass substitute-turned real soul reaper Ichigo Kurasaki stands his ground, poised in front of some super-huge awesome mega-shadow ready to destroy the world with one punch from it’s pinky finger. All of his friends have been neutralized. Uryu’s energy arrows are out of energy, Chad’s arm is broken. Rukia is... well, she’s Rukia, so she’s the one their trying to save.] Ichigo: You bastard! I’ll kill you! Super-awesome-mega-shadow: HA HA HA! No you wont. Ichigo: Yes I will! I’ll Kill yo- Voice: HANG ON ICHIGO! [Suddenly, two new people enter the fray. It’s ANIME NEXTWAVE! Anime versions of Adrian and Cecil hop down from a nearby roof, both are dressed in the classic Soul Reaper outfit.] Ichigo: what the fu- Anime Adrian: Don’t worry Ichigo. We got this covered. Anime Cecil: How the f*ck do you play this game again? I don't see an A button anywhere. Anime Adrian: ...Here we go! [Anime Adrian pulls out a sword.] Anime Adrian: GO Insert name for Japanese Gun-Blade here! Ichigo: .... Super-awesome-mega-shadow: .... [Anime Adrian’s puny little normal sword suddenly transforms into a super-mega-badass GUNBLADE. Anime Adrian merely so much as POINTS the gunblade at the shadow and it explodes into a bazillion pieces.] Anime Adrian: Whelp, our work here is done. Anime Cecil: Where the hell is my memory card!? Ichigo ...................... [Suddenly the scene changes again. This time it’s downtown Angel Grove, where Rita Repulsa has set another crazy evil monster on the heels of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers~ The Power Rangers have gathered in their badass Robot, the MegaZord, but are still having trouble fighting off the monster.] Red Ranger: Nothing’s stopping it! Pink Ranger: There has to be something! Yellow Ranger: We can’t give up! Black Ranger: This is cus I’m black, aint it? Crazy evil monser: Hahahahah! You will not beat me this time Power Rangers!!!! Yellow Ranger: What can we do? Red Ranger: We’d better call the Dragon Zord... Voice #1: Pfft. Dragon-zord? More like ‘fagon-zord,” amirite? Voice #2: YEAH! Red/Pink/Yellow/Black: .... Blue Ranger: *Delayed* Blue Ranger: .... [The camera cuts to two figures standing on a roof.] Pink Ranger: Hey, what’re you guys doing? Cecil: Saving your ass. Adrian: As usual. Evil Monster: I don’t care who it is! I’ll kill you all!!! Adrian: Riiiiight. [Adrian pulls out a remote, and presses a button. Suddenly, Nextwave’s Giant Robot, Rosie flies into the shot, armed with a nuke on its back.] Evil Monster: OHSHI- Power Rangers: NO! DO- Adrian: FIRE IN THE HOLE! *BOOOOOOM!!!* [A huge explosion rocks both the tv-world and the real world. The screen catches on FIRE as weird.... dolphin sounds echo through the building.] # Boku miteru kimi Kashikoi iruka Dolphin kick Shinayaka yoru oyogu PUURU suimen no Baby’s trick Wha fushigi Level Maxxx Sonna PEESE ga yokattari to kasuru no ga hiniku# [The dolphin sounds turn into J-Techno icons SOUL’D OUT as “Iruka” starts blaring through the P.A. The fire burns a perfect hole through the “TV” part of the projection screen, revealing NEXTWAVE, in true life, standing behind it.] #Itsu no ma ni ka sasoi komarete zabbu~n Tabun RIIDO sarete... mada kasunde mieru Gekkou ga jama shitari shite “Nani mo ki ni shinaide” tte amaete Oikakete sou muchuu de Oyuugi suichuu no yumi shubidoubi Futari dake no World soshite subete shitteru My girl# [Both members of Nextwave wear black and cyan pants, with their last name’s down each side of them, and black windbreaker jackets with a cyan Superman “S” symbol on the back, with “NW” spraypainted in between the symbol in cyan lettering as well.] #Un...hashaida Innocent child Oh! Otonabita SUTAIRU nante ANBARANSU na Yume risou e ni egaita you na dekisu gi no Drama. It’s like dat “Mou ni-juu-go META dake” “Mou muri da yo” Boyaku boku wo egao de sururito kawashite...# [They step out from the burning projection screen... and an army of creepy-looking mascots follow behind them. 5 Alfs, 5 Power Rangers, 2 guys in a Mr. Ed costume, a bunch of hot Sailor Moon cos-players, the cast of the Little Mermaid on Ice, a couple Teletubbies, Barney the Dinosaur, Barney the Flintstone, a couple guys dressed up as “World’s Most Giant Doctor” from Scrubs, a group of life-size muppets from Sesame Street, Mureil, Eustice, Courage, Foxtrot, and the crazy chicken from outer space from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Cow and Chicken, Buzz Lightyear. And their all led by an army of creepy looking... Dolphin-men. ...And their all dancing along perfectly in synch with the music.] #(Diggy-MO’) Tokutoku kodou oto Tsutawaru “What’s goin’on?” Gikochi nai mada konnamon “What’s goin’on?” Chokuchoku kao wo agete naito miushinai sou na Diamond# [Nextwave make their way down the stage towards the ring, slapping hands along the way. Their army of mascots following behind.] "Slick" Mick Karch voice-over: Introducing now... Hailing from Tucson, Arizona and Sunnyvale, Ca... Gates: ...Why are they doing a voice-over when he’s right THERE? Casale: ...I have no idea. "Slick" Mick Karch voice-over: At a total combined weight of 459 Pounds. Adrian Tanner Jr, Cecil Kennedy... [KENNEDY!!!] [Nextwave continue down the ramp. They stop at the end of the stage, and Adrian lowers his head, readying for the usual ritual.] "Slick" Mick Karch voice-over: This. Issssssssssssssss #Kyuu ni KUURU nisaretto choushi kuruu mukuchi Futsuu nidou mite mo yappa saikou You so cuty koushite Soshite yagate to tha to tha to tha Top Secret# [Adrian raises his arms in the air and throws his head back.] "Slick" Mick Karch voice-over: NEEEEEXXXXTTTTT WAAAAAVVVEEEEE!!!!! *BOOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!* #Saisho kkara STuTTA-LuTTA Futari ga oyogu iruka dattara Konna yonaka dakara Suichuu yuuei Quick,Quick,Quick,Quick Turn# [a blinding white flash of pyro and fire EXPLODES behind our heroes. Because the stage is so packed with dancing mascots, some of them accidentally get set on fire by the flames. So we now have dancing mascots, and mascots running around insanely cause, yknow, their on fire and all. As usual, Nextwave are not phased.] #Me wo sukoshi ake mieta koukei amari ni Yabai mattaku maicchau na Mata kokkara MAKIN’MO’BETTER Hitotsu he Quick,Quick,Quick Turn# [Nextwave slide into the ring, and jump onto opposite corners. While their ‘entourage (those that weren’t set ablaze) dance around the ring. Adrian making a gun motions, while Cecil does his usual “egg” signal for the Chrono Trigger. Adrian cocks and fires the ‘gun’ and both men jump down and take off their ring jackets, and continue their warm up. The mascots all dance their way back up the ramp and out of the building as the music dies out.] |
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