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Topic Started: Jun 26 2006, 01:38 PM (5,935 Views)
Mistress Elysia
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You don't have the prerequisite filthy grin (well, you might do , but I can't see it), so it doesn't have the same effect (that and Fade is still fully clothed. Horrible DM made Iannie strip off and put on a robe, only to tell me *after* she'd been talking to the party ranger for 5 minutes that is was see through. They gang up on me, they do... <_< ).

Currently resisting replying until Greg has had his say... *fidgets impatiently*. I'm not very good at waiting! :P :P :rolleyes:
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Do we have a means of teleporting back? Greg doesn't know any teleportation spells...
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Just in case - Fade's sword has a Bane vs Evil Outsiders enchantment on it.
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You guys don't have a means of Telporting back, but at the moment you're outside of the crystal's scyring negation field, so big brother is watching you... :0
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Just out of interest, when do we get to meet this Dawn bird?
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Umm... Remind me who that is?... :huh:
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Call yerself a DM.. Dawn! (of Destiny, wherever that is) :P
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*sigh*

I don't call myself a D.M

I call myself a Long Suffering DM.... :lol:

And before anyone retaliates to offer to put me out of my misery trust me I've heard it all before... ;)

Damn smartmouthed sassafrassanbrasssn punks... I oughta... etc... :P

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Llana cast Cure Critical Wounds: 37 hit points- sorry for the mediocre roll! :rolleyes:
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Well, that act of kindness will improve her disposition towards Llana at least... :P

Now I have to stop her from being a stubborn, snooty cow and make her do as she's told. (I told you... she has a life of her own!)
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Yeah, this is of course only Llana's first step in ensuring getting some of Fade's hot luvin' ... :P

*Is now running to avoid the vengeful swat of Pamela*
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And you know that he literally did move to the staircase when I began reading this post? I have him well-trained indeed. B)

Meh, let Fade be Fade- as long as it's not suicidal. :P
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If she's suffering penalties for being tired, I can get rid of that via Elation spell. It won't make her feel less tired though.
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eocine,Sep 5 2006
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Yeah, this is of course only Llana's first step in ensuring getting some of Fade's hot luvin' ... :P

*Is now running to avoid the vengeful swat of Pamela*

As I swore last time - no more lesbians (well...maybe some lesbians, because they're fun to play, just no more when I am at the mercy of a male DM!). In my experience, DM's get far too over excited and end up spluttering and sniggering like Beavis in the corner, making inappropriate comments about carpets and throwing infinite girlfriends in your character's path, making comments like "This is better than 'Razzle'!" when they read your responses to their private DM notes. <_<

Pamela,Sep 5 2006
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And you know that he literally did move to the staircase when I began reading this post? I have him well-trained indeed.  B)

Now *that* is what I like to see! :D

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08:09 PM
Meh, let Fade be Fade- as long as it's not suicidal. :P

I've made her be good. I haven't even allowed her to see Inther's body and do her slightly deranged revenge thing on him...

EDIT: Oooh, btw Mwa - I let Fade catch a glimpse of Jonas, but nothing else. She doesn't know what he is or anything. I hope that's okay!
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And you know that he literally did move to the staircase when I began reading this post? I have him well-trained indeed.  B)

Meh, let Fade be Fade- as long as it's not suicidal.  :P


Hey, I needed a head start in case I had to barricade myself in the bathroom! :P

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As I swore last time - no more lesbians (well...maybe some lesbians, because they're fun to play, just no more when I am at the mercy of a male DM!). In my experience, DM's get far too over excited and end up spluttering and sniggering like Beavis in the corner, making inappropriate comments about carpets and throwing infinite girlfriends in your character's path, making comments like "This is better than 'Razzle'!" when they read your responses to their private DM notes. 


Razzle?!... RAZZLE?!? Good gods have the NO shame?! :unsure:

Oh... And I don't get the comment about 'carpets'... You'll have to explain... *whistles*

And of course *sniggers*.

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I've made her be good. I haven't even allowed her to see Inther's body and do her slightly deranged revenge thing on him...


Let me guess... She's going to remove his testicles and wear them as earrings right?... :lol:
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If she's suffering penalties for being tired, I can get rid of that via Elation spell. It won't make her feel less tired though.

It's not an issue yet DW but it may well be before long... ;)
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And you know that he literally did move to the staircase when I began reading this post? I have him well-trained indeed.  B)

Meh, let Fade be Fade- as long as it's not suicidal.  :P


Hey, I needed a head start in case I had to barricade myself in the bathroom! :P


Yeah yeah... so you say... *makes whip-cracking gestures above her head* Whuptshtaaaa!

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As I swore last time - no more lesbians (well...maybe some lesbians, because they're fun to play, just no more when I am at the mercy of a male DM!). In my experience, DM's get far too over excited and end up spluttering and sniggering like Beavis in the corner, making inappropriate comments about carpets and throwing infinite girlfriends in your character's path, making comments like "This is better than 'Razzle'!" when they read your responses to their private DM notes. 


Razzle?!... RAZZLE?!? Good gods have the NO shame?! :unsure:

My DM's? Nope, none at all. Worst thing is when they decide to play female characters in each other's games. Only a man would decide to play a couple of lesbian halflings... :ph43r:

eocine,Sep 5 2006
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Oh... And I don't get the comment about 'carpets'... You'll have to explain... *whistles*

Apparently, deep pile isn't good.

eocine,Sep 5 2006
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And of course *sniggers*.

*sigh*...

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I've made her be good. I haven't even allowed her to see Inther's body and do her slightly deranged revenge thing on him...


Let me guess... She's going to remove his testicles and wear them as earrings right?... :lol:

I doubt she would want Inther's testicles anywhere near her ears... but he may learn to fellate himself, if you get the picture...
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Yeah yeah... so you say... *makes whip-cracking gestures above her head* Whuptshtaaaa!


I'm totally secure in my masculinity!

Which allows me much scope to act otherwise... :P

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My DM's? Nope, none at all. Worst thing is when they decide to play female characters in each other's games. Only a man would decide to play a couple of lesbian halflings... :ph43r:


Wow... I have to admit with honesty I invariably play men, because well... I am one and they're easier to play... :D

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Apparently, deep pile isn't good.


Must resist urge to make any jokes about brazilians or waxing... :o

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I doubt she would want Inther's testicles anywhere near her ears... but he may learn to fellate himself, if you get the picture...


Indeed...

That is the holy grail that we all aspire towards!

Oh...

Wait...

You don't mean she's going to help him be more flexible do you?...

Ouch... :blink: :P
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Wow... I have to admit with honesty I invariably play men, because well... I am one and they're easier to play...  :D

Actually, you've met the two lesbian halflings... Darla and Ella, the halflings that tell you where Xek'ral is in the mod, are direct rip offs (with permission, of course!)

I do have to admit that they were amusing :D

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Must resist urge to make any jokes about brazilians or waxing... :o

Bad man. I'll tell on you!

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Indeed...

That is the holy grail that we all aspire towards!

Somehow, I don't think you wanted to say that out loud, you know...

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Oh...

Wait...

You don't mean she's going to help him be more flexible do you?...

Ouch...  :blink:  :P


Indeed. ... :blink: :ph43r:
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Actually, you've met the two lesbian halflings... Darla and Ella, the halflings that tell you where Xek'ral is in the mod, are direct rip offs (with permission, of course!)

I do have to admit that they were amusing  :D


Ahh... Now I remember!... :D

So they've been immortalised now... The creator must be so proud... :P

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Bad man. I'll tell on you!


It's a fair cop guv'... :P

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Somehow, I don't think you wanted to say that out loud, you know...


I stick by it 100%, if it were easily possible this world would grind to a halt... ;) :lol:
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EDIT: Oooh, btw Mwa - I let Fade catch a glimpse of Jonas, but nothing else. She doesn't know what he is or anything. I hope that's okay!

It's okay with me. :) Jonas isn't really hiding from the group, so I'm sure he is visible enough for the group to see him a little, so it's fine.
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Another Cure Critical, and 42 hit points that time. :D

Edit: Pam again...
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;) Thanks!

Ummm, what does Fade know about Elven Port and the fey'ri that were chasing her, if anything?
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The Fey'ri that were chasing her were brothers, both with a reputation for not being overburdened with brains, having short fuses and spending a lot of time with Xalph (Sarya's nephew) which means that their absense will be well noted...:P

As for Elven Port she'll know that it is in the hands of the warrior/wizard Vaerilmor Floshin, and he's one of Sarya's most trusted agents. Other than that not a huge amount as their presense their is relatively recent...;)
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Heh heh, Fade and her brothers... not exactly a 'happy family' are they?!
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Oh they're about as disfunctional as you can get... :P

Trust me on that one... B)
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Just a note and an apology to everyone but I misspelt 'Xhalph' in my earlier OOC, sorry! ;)
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Gonna be away this weekend, so don't go too far ahead! :P
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NP dude, we'll just carry on jabberin' and won't head out into Elven-Port... ;)
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Okay - Fade knows a lot about the Brotherhood. Elysia, however, has no idea what she actually knows... :D :lol:
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Gotcha... ;) I'll get some info to you asap! :)
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Cheers - of course I know stuff about the AB, but whether it's relevant is completely another thing! :lol:
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Just so people know I'll be moving us on when I get home from work tomorrow, so feel free to post up till then... :)
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Just in case...

Climb - 5 + 12 = 17 (heh, take 10 maybe?)
Balance - 5 + 15 = 20
Spot - 1 + 17 = 18

Oh, what a stunning set of rolls! I couldn't believe it when I rolled two 5's in a row... then the 1 just topped it off!

*Fade promptly falls out of the tree after seeing nothing - after possibly not being able to get up in it the first place!*
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Well... The climb does get you up there at least...:P

And thankfully the balance is ok, however she just ain't seeing a lot with that roll. ;)

Seriously though I'll post up what she can see when I get home tonight.:)
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I couldn't believe it. A simple 10 gets me a 27, which isn't too shabby. However - the ancient roleplaying Law of Sod will always be upheld:

"For it is written: 'If thou wants thy character to do something even marginally useful for thy party, Thou Shalt Roll A One'."

Unless you want a 1 (or some other low number). Then you'll roll a 20...
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Been there and done that... :P

Still look on the bright side, at least she didn't fall out of the tree... :)

Ahh... I'm on overtime pay and posting, life is sweet...:D
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Yeah... that would have been embarrassing:

Fade: *thinks* A ha! I shall attempt to help this new party I have joined and try to gain a little of their trust by climbing this tree and seeing if I can find out something useful, for I am as agile as an otter in water and as slippery as a bucket of oily frogs!

*climbs up tree and promptly falls out, thus taking falling damage*

Uhhhhh..... cleric?



He he heeeee... posting at work... that secretest of all secret pleasures.... :P
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Well my PC does risk humiliation here, because if he botches his balance roll he will be going ass over tit off the top of the fence. Pam of course will be checking my roll...

*sob*

I'm SO going to fail now... :P
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OH, you KNOW that's going to happen! It's like the old staple of trying to jump over things whilst charging (or my fighter/cleric's favourite - tumbling): you just *know* you're going to fall flat on your face as soon as you announce that's what you're going to do. (Lia rather embarrassingly tried to tumble round to an injured ally to heal them and ended up getting herself knocked out (down to -3) after she failed her tumble roll, took a critical AoO and landed face first into a wall... problem is, I did *exactly the same thing again* the following week, too!)

My dice hate me...

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Well in theory he *should* be able to do it, and *should* even if he fails take no damage (other than to his pride!) but things never work out quite like that do they? ;)

HAH! Awesome! did the PC (and you!) learn the correct lesson after that or do you still do it?... :P

I have no dice of my own, they're all Pam's....

And it shows... :P

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Please let him hit the wall, please let him hit the wall....

EDIT: Just had the image of Fade falling out of the tree as Karosin slams into the wall; there go our two agile thieves... :lol:
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So can I... (rest of the party): *whistles and walks away...*

*sniggers* The Anti Mary-Sue's... (failing rolls is just too funny sometimes)

If this fails - burn the fence down! BUUURRRRNNN!!!! :D
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Rolled a 14 baby!... HAH! eat THAT god of dice rolls! :D
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.... bastard........ *grumbles*.....

(...but that is also Fade's excuse for not seeing anything - it's not every day you see 'tossing the caiber' played with two humans!!)



PS: What would I need to roll to get Fade to do a 'run along the branch, jump and grap the fence' move (if indeed it is possible...), a la Tomb Raider? I feel like flinging her out of trees....

I'm guessing balance, jump and climb again?

EDIT: Rolls, if I can make the attempt...

Balance: 13+15 = 28 (to run along the branch)
Jump: 13+ 11 = 24 (to clear the gap)
Climb: 9+12 = 21 (to catch the lip of the fence and haul herself up)
Balance: 18+15 = 33 (to stand up and make her way next to Karo)


(:D Much better!)
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That'll about do it...:P
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Yay! Go Go Gadget Arms! :lol:

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What Fade saw...


Or, indeed, what Fade didn't see!! :P
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Now I must resist the temptation to have Karo plant a boot on her rump and shove her back off...:P

Well yes, but it would have been rude of me to point it out...:)
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Battle of the reflexes, then... could Fade grab Karo as she fell? :P

Okay - she's studied that path of 'steam'.

Oh, for the love of Pete....

Spot: 2(!!!)+17 = 19

I guess she still doesn't see anything...
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You guess 100% correctly...:P
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*sticks fingers in her ears and shakes head* No, Fade, I'm not going to add in any of your quips about nuts to your next reply, no matter how much you keep on badgering me... lalalaaaaaa.... I'm not listening....
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How about if the DM badgers as well?...:P
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Do it! Do it!

See how nice it is to have a hubby who'll even post for me when I'm running around getting ready for work? :lol:

Bow down before my divine glory! :P
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That seems a bit extreme.. couldn't Llana just climb the rope like everyone else? :P
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Nahhh... Lasts for 24 hours you see. All carefully planned...:D
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Cor. I don't remember our cleric Job being able to do stuff like that... :D

(BTW - can't fail the timble roll to jump down safely. However - if I'm allowed, I am going to make a listen roll as Fade lands.

Oh, cockknobs!

Listen: 5+13 = 18.

I ain't doing very well on the old awareness of surroundings rolls right now...)
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Castamir,Sep 13 2006
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That seems a bit extreme.. couldn't Llana just climb the rope like everyone else? :P

No, she could not. She's a priestess of Sune; ain't no way she's going to straggle up a rope like some dumb knob when she can fly like an angel. It's all about style, you see....Francis would understand that. :P

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Cor. I don't remember our cleric Job being able to do stuff like that... :D

(BTW - can't fail the timble roll to jump down safely. However - if I'm allowed, I am going to make a listen roll as Fade lands.

Oh, cockknobs!

Listen: 5+13 = 18.

I ain't doing very well on the old awareness of surroundings rolls right now...)


It's all about the joys of correct feat selection, and of being 19th level of course... :P

Are you sure you don't want a new set of dice?... :lol:


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How much time had passed? Any chance Greg's True Seeing is still up?
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Every chance, 'round about 7mins more of it to go yet.:)
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Just so ya'll are aware none of these spells will work in the area you're in now... ;)

Arcane Eye
Arcane Eye, Greater
Clairaudience/Clairvoyance
Discern Location
Eye of Power
Identify
Listening Coin
Locate Creature
Locate Object
Probe Thoughts
Prying Eyes
Scrying
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Furthermore Wish and Miracle spells cannot be used to replicate the effects of any of the above spells.
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'ya'll' :blink:
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Yep, I've decided to add 'cowboyisims' to my list of regularly used abbreviations.

Because I'm cool.

Really, really cool.

Yeah, now I've said it, now it shall be!
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eocine,Sep 14 2006
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The last thing I need is Miss used and abused here screaming out threats from near my position and charging a group of Fey’ri head on with a sword clamped between her teeth.

*sings*

You knooooow heeer soooo weeeeeelllll.....

(and if you know the song I'm singing that to, you're even sadder than I am!! :P)

BTW - fancy an argument? :P :lol: :D
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I am grateful to be absolved of that then, as I haven't a clue... :lol:

About the song I mean before the barrage of ‘I always knew you were clueless’ type comments come my way… :P

Up to you of course... :P But be aware that he'll cut it off before it really gets started... ;)
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Aww, come on - you know Fade ain't going to let Karo's comment slide! I know she's unlikely to lose - in fact, she's more likely to lump someone one than win a verbal spat (... :rolleyes: Viconia...), but you know what she's like - light the blue touch paper and stand well back! ;)

Oh, and the song is 'I know him so well' but some awful 80's female singer. Thankfully I can't remember the artist - just the godsawful song...
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That's fine, but he's going to point out the whole 'mission' detail... He's not very nice, but he's not stupid... :P

I will of course have to take you word for it... :D
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:D Oh, *I* know Karo's not stupid. I suspect Fade knows he isn't stupid. However - Fade IS stupid, in her own, angry little way... bless her.

Oh, bugger, I meant LIKELY to lose. Not unlikely. Or unlikely to win. I got me words muddled up! Karo's going to have her for breakfast (and not in the nice way... :P) - that's easy enough to figure out! She ain't too bright when it comes to her temper...

This is what you get for posting whilst trying to plan Media Studies lessons... you don't concentrate! :P
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Meh, if he starts getting too nasty, Llana's going to have something to say... :angry: :P
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Ahhh, don't worry. Fade'll probably deserve it. She's a gobby little madam, and it does her good to be taken down a peg or ten... :D
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See, he's trying to be polite!... :P
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:lol:

I have to say - if that's polite, I don't think I want to see Karo be rude!! :P
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Hey I said trying... I didn't say he was going to actually manage to pull it off... :P
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:P He heeeee, it's like ego city... Bless Fade. She's at her happiest when she has someone to be angry at. Bit like a demonic Granny Weatherwax... (vs. Karosin's Patrician, methinks!)
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I dare say then that he'll make her real happy... :D
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That was remarkably restrained for Karosin... :rolleyes:
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Oh, not going to be around from tomorrow lunchtime until Sunday night. Lot's to do. ;)
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Eek! I promise a post when I get home tonight- go to bed early and look what happens! :o
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Just to inform that I'll be away again this weekend. :) Keep Jonas safe and out of trouble... or get him into trouble, whichever. :P
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I'll try to do the first but realistically it'll be the second... :P
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You aren't going to believe this... Fade's going to try to concentrate on her surroundings (in a vague attempt to calm down as well that she is vaguely aware that an argument might have, y'know, been noticed... *sheepish grin*), so I rolled a listen and a spot roll.

For spot (rolled first) - got a 6: 6+ 17 = 23 ergo, not very good.

HOWEVER - on the listen, I rolled a natural 20! So listen: 20+11 = 31.

I know she's pissed off... but does this give her a chance at possibly hearing anything, maybe, on the off chance, please-Mr-DM-Sir-may-I-have-some-straws-to-clutch-at?!?
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What she can hear then is a very faint impression of two female voices over by the steam covered area, no more details than that though I'm afraid... :P
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Okay - I'll amend my post slightly to add that... hang on!
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But there again, the human was a male; males always had to dominate, always had to be in charge...


I keep TELLING Pam that but she never seems to listen! :P
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Ahhh, but Fade has never been married, and we KNOW married women really rule the world... :P ("No, you're not going out! Look at the state of you! Have you brushed your teeth? I told you last time, I'm not touching that. Fine. Sort your own damn dinner out....")

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It's so true... *sob*

Well, apart from the last part... Yours truly here gets to do the cooking. <_< :P
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:D IT's one of the only reasons I might look forward to having kids... as far as I've seen, you can bully hubby horribly AND GET AWAY WITH IT SCOTT FREE when you're pregnant! :lol:

Although there is then the problem of the end result... :blink: I thnk I'd end up being one of those neglectful mothers you see on Channel 5 'real life story' programmes without even really realising it... :rolleyes:

(And I do the cooking. If I let Ubernerd do it, we'd live on chilli and fishfinger sandwiches for the rest of our lives... <_< )
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  :D IT's one of the only reasons I might look forward to having kids... as far as I've seen, you can bully hubby horribly AND GET AWAY WITH IT SCOTT FREE when you're pregnant!  :lol:


Yeah, but then anytime you go in the kitchen to get a tub of icecream and some mango chutney you'd have to endure 'barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen... You are indeed the perfect woman!" type comments. :P

Or at least you should, that type of mockery is all we've got going for us as males... :D

Ahh well, most kids deserve it anyway... ;)

Nothing wrong with the occasional chilli, but I do draw the line at fishfingers... :unsure:
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Meh, I had the hubby toeing the line even before we were married. I seem to be a pushy kind of person.... B)

But then he's also a British male, and everyone knows about them...:P


Owwww! He hit me for no reason! :( :P
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Yeah, I've decided to be like one of the british males of the comic world... Andy Capp... <_<
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Spousal abuse! Spousal abuse!! :P :P

Mine's a bit pushy... but he basically does as he's told. Well, apart from when it comes to my new kitchen... *grumbles*. I had to rein him in after we got married, though - we were really no more than kids when we tied the knot, so.... :rolleyes:

eocine,Sep 15 2006
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Yeah, I've decided to be like one of the british males of the comic world... Andy Capp...  <_<

*sniggers* Got your sofa ready, then? And the flat-cap? (And the great big thumb-print on your forehead, too... :P)
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Yeah, I've decided to be like one of the british males of the comic world... Andy Capp... <_<

Why, when Nobby Nobbs comes so naturally....?


@ Mistress E: the brat was no more than a kid when I married him. I'm a cradle-robber. Which also explains my domineering role in our relationship...:P
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That's it!

Screw you both! I'm going back to Uni to do a sociology degree!

My thesis will be getting started tonight.

"Spousal abuse and why it's acceptable again"

It's going to be simple and straight to the point, effectively it's just going to be my diary... :P
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Oookkkaaaayyyy.... after a hard day's dealing with Asda, housework and Smokey and the Bandit (I am now 7 again and want a Trans Am...), I wander in here only to be faced with gratuitous nudity...

Which certainly wasn't expected! :P

Problem is, all I can think is 'heh heh heh, boobies...'. Beavis and Butthead have A LOT to answer for.
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Oh I'm sure it's not gratuitous nudity- not from my husband!

Yeah, riiiight. Now to wait for the obligatory kissing to start... :rolleyes:

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Indeed - all we'd need then was a bard to stand in the corner making 'chikka bow wow chikka bow, chikka bow wow wow' noises and Bob's yer uncle... :rolleyes:
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Ask and you shall receive...

Or perhaps not... :P
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Does Fade's natural resistance 20 to fire (fey'ri ability) allow her to get closer without taking actual damage?
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It certainly does... :)
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*rubs hands together* Excellent...
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