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| eocine | Feb 11 2009, 03:30 PM Post #1 |
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Sometimes you just have to burn the card fate dealt you.
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AAAARRGHHH!!!! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You lying half-witted sack of shit! No body cares about your myriad personal problems, especially when they’re so astonishingly fucking petty, and seem to basically begin and end with ‘the world doesn’t treat me like the special princess I think I am’. I couldn’t care less that your fiancé is in the army, honestly I couldn’t, you knew he was in the army when you met him, and it’s your problem, so show some fucking dignity and shut up. Secondly, you’re a skiving little trash-bag, and absolutely everyone knows it. You DON’T have tonsillitis, if you had it you wouldn’t be able to talk, and no doctor would prescribe you antibiotics for what you told us was a VIRAL INFECTION. Last week you were off from Tuesday to Friday, claiming stomach ache, which is kinda funny as, on Monday, when the snow started falling, you apparently exclaimed that you ‘wouldn’t come into work if it was still snowing’. Gee, how subtle you are. I also honestly don’t believe you when you claim to have been to the doctor earlier today, and your doctor apparently telling you that you ‘shouldn’t eat toast as it irritates your stomach because it’s ‘scratchy’’. Bollocks. Chewing and amylase breakdown will counter that long before it could possibly become an issue, and even if it didn’t… You know what, fucking forget it, there’s just nothing right about this at all. But then, your medical knowledge is absurdly bad, after all you ARE the person who thought that osteoporosis would be curable with injections of water… Water?!? You are possibly the dumbest person I’ve ever come across, just looking at you makes me fret for the future of the human race, because I KNOW that you’re eventually going to whelp a litter of mewling cabbages upon the earth. But that doesn’t stop you from trying to sound smart does it… Oh know, if we asked you we’d hear that you’re a regular genius. A few pointers though, if you plan on maintaining this pitiful charade; 1) You CANNOT catch AIDS off a toilet seat. 2) No matter how much penicillin you take it won’t get rid of a cold. 3) Equally, lemsip and other similar medications don’t actually get rid of the cold, they merely suppress the symptoms. 4) Driving a distance of 100 miles will not take ‘pretty much an hour’, not unless you’re driving at 100mph. 5) A dentist will not give you morphine to numb your mouth. 6) Yes, we DID used to send our builders and the like abroad, as a reference, see Auf Wiedersain , Pet. 7) You should NOT need a calculator to do the sum 78+30. In addition, R&B is crap. |
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| Castamir | Feb 11 2009, 03:40 PM Post #2 |
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I'm desperately sorry, but I'm far too busy loathing my own staff and colleagues to spend my valuable time loathing yours as well. ;) |
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| eocine | Feb 11 2009, 03:47 PM Post #3 |
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Sometimes you just have to burn the card fate dealt you.
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Remember Clerks, with the line 'this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers'? Well of late this has been similar, only you can substitute 'customers' for 'co-workers'. Still, after that rant I feel a little better... Though it'll only last till one of them says something stupid again. It's 15:46 now, I should be pissed off again by 16:00. :rolleyes: |
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| Pamela | Feb 11 2009, 05:35 PM Post #4 |
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Molly
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I actually like the people I work with... :unsure: Are you sure about AIDs, though? :P |
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