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Topic Started: Oct 23 2007, 12:41 AM (93 Views)
Corleone
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This is my First Post!
I filled in the blanks of this rather informative paragraph.

Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
gassy universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire universe and that the sun and all of the
salami in the world revolved around it. But then a/an
escaped criminal named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the sun
1,000,000,000 times a year.

Copernicus, whose last name was Hurgenfurgendurgenlargen, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first broken
telescopes, which was invented by your mom.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
rabbit feces stuck on each end of a/an unicorn horn.
In 1600 an Italian sweatshop worker named Galileo
expanded Copernicus's absurd theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was painfully arrested. After
rotting for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to hang from the neck until dead.

A few rhymes:

Old Mother Hubbard went to the Sam Ash down the street
To get her skinny dog a bone.
When she got there, the dog was fat as a momma penguin on steroids
And so her fat dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the whale's backside
to fetch a/an barf bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his legs, arm, and skull. In addition, he was decapitated by a tree stump at the bottom,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her right ear.
And when she was nine, she was very, very ugly,
And when she was bad, she was spanked until she cried her eyes out.

There was a big, fat woman
who was imprisoned in a shoe.
She had so many arms and legs
She didn't know what to do.
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Kyouren
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LMFAO
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Hogwarts through and through.
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*applauds loudly*
Very nice...
My editing colour is green, folks.
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I am the worst
Lol, nice.
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