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| Corleone | Oct 23 2007, 12:41 AM Post #1 |
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This is my First Post!
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I filled in the blanks of this rather informative paragraph. Four hundred years ago people knew little about our gassy universe. They thought that the earth was the center of the entire universe and that the sun and all of the salami in the world revolved around it. But then a/an escaped criminal named Copernicus discovered the truth. The earth revolves around the sun 1,000,000,000 times a year. Copernicus, whose last name was Hurgenfurgendurgenlargen, was born in Warsaw, and he used one of the first broken telescopes, which was invented by your mom. This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of rabbit feces stuck on each end of a/an unicorn horn. In 1600 an Italian sweatshop worker named Galileo expanded Copernicus's absurd theories, but during the Inquisition in Italy he was painfully arrested. After rotting for six months in jail, Galileo was forced to hang from the neck until dead. A few rhymes: Old Mother Hubbard went to the Sam Ash down the street To get her skinny dog a bone. When she got there, the dog was fat as a momma penguin on steroids And so her fat dog had none. Jack and Jill went up the whale's backside to fetch a/an barf bag of water. Jack fell down and broke his legs, arm, and skull. In addition, he was decapitated by a tree stump at the bottom, And Jill came tumbling after. There was a little girl and she had a little curl Right in the middle of her right ear. And when she was nine, she was very, very ugly, And when she was bad, she was spanked until she cried her eyes out. There was a big, fat woman who was imprisoned in a shoe. She had so many arms and legs She didn't know what to do. |
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| Kyouren | Oct 23 2007, 03:46 AM Post #2 |
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Demacian Peacekeeper
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LMFAO ROFLMFAO |
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| Splat | Oct 23 2007, 05:02 PM Post #3 |
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Hogwarts through and through.
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*applauds loudly* Very nice... |
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| Spm | Oct 23 2007, 08:31 PM Post #4 |
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I am the worst
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Lol, nice. |
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