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All Things Sporkable
Topic Started: Sep 11 2010, 06:49 PM (558 Views)
Arya Svit-Kona
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Seeing as what I just found, we really need a place for sporkable material here.

Fandom~Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Link~http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6092126/Fairytale_ending

Fandom~Twiligh/Outsiders crossover
Link~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6251801/1/Greaser_Love

Fandom~Twilight
Link~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forb...f_Edward_Cullen

Fandom~Harry Potter
Link~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295299/1/Crimson_Blood

Fandom~Outsiders
Link~ http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6810386/1/Unpredicted_Love
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Here's a crossover between The Outsiders and Twilight... pairing is Dallas Winston and Bella.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6251801/1/Greaser_Love

My MSTs
Unlikely Odds (Star Wars: KotOR 2)
Wanted (LotR)
A Grand Adventure in Foreign Policy (LotR Round Robin)
Poison Hath Been Thou's Timeless End (Romeo and Juliet/Twilight crossover)
The Tale of Vearanniel (LotR)
A jouney to Hobbiton wait!, it is Rivendell! (LotR)
Calethiel and Legolas (LotR)


"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge." J.R.R. Tolkien

"Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion." Jane Austen

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." ~Charles Dickens

"Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality." ~Beatrix Potter

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!' " ~C.S. Lewis

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Oh gods... you have GOT to be kidding me!
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Arya Svit-Kona
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3295299/1/Crimson_Blood

*screams and hides*

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5436269/1/Forb...f_Edward_Cullen

And you thought Twilight was bad! This makes it worse!
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WHY does The Outsiders get trashed so much!? WHY?!?!?!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6810386/1/Unpredicted_Love

I'm not sure what the HELL this is... Is the author a troll, I wonder?...

(By the way, this is a re-post of another chapter by the same troll. I think it's supposed to turn into Soda/Darry Curtiscest. :X)
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Arya Svit-Kona
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I know absolutely nothing about the Outsiders, but I can tell that's wrong. Not to mention the constant changing of POVs and the Curtiscest....... :X
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It's a great book, you should read it sometime! :)

*forces self to read ahead* Oh... it's Dally/Johnny.

HORRIBLY WRITTEN Dally/Johnny. And there still might be Curtiscest somewhere in there...

:X
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Universal Investigations: private mysteries, investigative services, and resistance group against Zakuul's dominion, operating in Republic space in SW:TOR, 3500 years before the rise of Darth Vader. Come to the galaxy far, far away!
- Keldae [Jedi Master Xaja Taerich, Captain Korin Taerich, Healer Rand Verhayc, Agent Reanden Taerich]
[Also look for Xàjà, Kòrin, Xàlià, Sorand, Reanden, Rand Verhayc, and Arynn in Star Wars: The Old Republic on the Ebon Hawk server!]




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I came across this particular story once, long long ago. I read the summary. I said "Oh valar no, I'm not reading that!" and I attempted to scroll down. Except, my mouse has a middle button that I usually use to scroll down. Thing is, it also clicks whatever is beneath the cursor...meaning that I clicked...the following:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3879699/1/The_...ime_b_bForgot_b

It's terrible. Deserving of serious sporking, if not just randomly being ripped to shreds. It should be deleted from everything. It ought not to exist. It. is. just. bad. In fact, I'm in physical pain at just the memory of it. It's just....urrrrrgh.

Basically it's a Harry Potter story. Written by a nutcase. It happens to be one of those stories involving a Snape and a Harry, and an icky situation. Not as in *Convulses* slash (Because Snape and Harry in that way would make me litterally remove my eyes with a plastic plate...) but rather, Snape is Harry's dad and it's just creepy. :X

And oh valar there are sequels....won't even post links to those though. Hmm....at the moment I's working on another spork, but somebody wants to actually do this one... :clap: <-----you're a very brave person.
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Arya Svit-Kona
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Ai Valar...... I've read many a Snape is Harry's Father fic, but that one I refuse to read! I just refuse!
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*Wails* I know right? It was horrid, the bit that I's saw...*Sniffle* It's so clinical, and whatever that word is for things that are not as they should be and in a weird way at that! *Basically the word that describes your basic Kingdom Hearts, Roxel story*

People come up with odd things for Harry Potter...

Ooh...there was also one involving book four, Harry, Hermione, Crucio, the black lake, and tactical sitting and lying-down...hrms...Can't remember what it was; but Harry was practically acting like a girl.
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Erm..... forgive my ignorance, but what exactly is Kingdom Hearts?

I know.... they've probably done everything possible to do in fanfiction in that particular fandom....

That sounds..... interesting....... Yer..... they always tend to portray Harry as being rather wimpy.... i'll never understand it. That's why I rarely read HP fics!
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Oh, Kingdom Hearts is this really good video game series, one of the only three or four that I's really like. Basically, it's a strange cross between Disney and anime, where you play as an anime character named Sora (Or Roxas, depending on which one you're in) and defeat creatures called the "Heartless"...it's a bit weird to explain, but it's so good that it could, honestly, be a telly series if it wanted to.


They's have! Even my mum! Apparently she's really into Snape/Minerva (sorry, I forgot how to spell her last name XD) even though she doesn't even read fanfiction! O.o

Yeah...by the end of it I wasn't sure if I was vaguely impressed or thoroughly creeped out...*Sighs* Why do people insist on doing these things to characters? I mean, under certain circumstances, yeah they'd drop their defenses a little bit, but these authors...they make the characters to flat-out weak that it's disgusting.... :headwall:

Oh, and look what I found.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2054525/The_Screaming_Mobo


This person needs to be flood-reported; all it is is a troll. As in, it doesn't post actual stories, rather just posts complete spam, and then reviews it. Found them while browsing LOTR.
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Ah! *nods* *wonders if it comes for the PS3*

Seriously? Snape/Minerva? Wow..... just.... wow.....

I know. *sighs* It's just painful to read! I hate seeing these characters so weak!

You have GOT to be kidding me..... *reads through a few* THis person is definitely just a spammer. It appears that he might actually just be copy and pasting random facts actually.
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I's think it does! ^;^

Snape/Minerva is ever so slightly disgusting...she's a good bit older than him, isn't she?

Weak!Charries are horrid...they're not themselves! :cry2:

Yer. I's reviewed a couple of the spams. informing Mr. Troll there that it's been reported. Then had to block it because it's spam-mailing me. Apparently it knows full-well what it's doing, and doesn't care. I'm surprised he hasn't been banned yet.
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Hrm.... thens I know what I might want for Christmas!

Yup! Definitely older! Even actor wise, Maggie Smith is a good ten years older than Alan Rickman! Who is the scary age of sixty-five!

That person was just insane...... I think a lot of those things were copied from Wikipedia.
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Bwahahha! Completely! You'sa gonna love Roxy (Roxas) Ands *Melt/gush/purr* Zexion........ :wub:

*Twitch* I wonder if there's an actual story with that pairing....I could've sworn I saw a Harry/Bellatrix one once, which is almost just as bad...

*Nods* True, that. Urg...wonder why they haven't been banned yet.... :grumble:

Ohhhhh good grief.....lookit this, if you dare;

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6246108/1/Cabby

It's...Castiel...and....and.....

Wakey: Bobby.

YES! It's Cas/Bobby=CABBY! It's disgusting...not terribly graphic...but...but..... :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: :cry2:

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*Screams* No! No! No no no no no no no no no no! NO! Some moronic monkey-lizardous freak is....Is...Is! They're...no! No! Just...No! :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: :tantrum: They're shipping CasCas! >My< CasCas! With EDWARD CULLEN! This is immoral! This is not rigth! They should be smote upon the rocks! How could they do this to my sweet little angel of Thursdays? The holy tax accountant? I shall avenge you, CasCas! *Wails*
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H-Harry and Bellatrix?! What the bloody hell are these authors thinking?!

Cas and who again? *rereads post several times* *screams and dies*

*returns as a ghost* Oh, you've got to be bloody joking! Cas and Cullen? But that's just.....
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*Nods* It's sick. Although...She is quite creepy...but...she's awesome...so surely she wouldn't...? Urg...no...her and Harry...just...noooo...

*Shakes head sadly* No...not joking...Poor CasCas...*Picks up a knife* Now I have to hurt him so as to remove the Cullen-Particles... :puppyeyes:
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The girl who wrote the LOTR troll? She wrote this too...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7693823/2/jO_bekke_at_HUgwRts

And two other people, who I'm convinced are both her, wrote these....

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7676578/1/Harees_new_truk

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7713640/1/Sara_at_Hogwarts
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... The f*ck?!

I call same troll. And why the HELL haven't the FFN Admins caught onto this yet?!
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- Keldae [Jedi Master Xaja Taerich, Captain Korin Taerich, Healer Rand Verhayc, Agent Reanden Taerich]
[Also look for Xàjà, Kòrin, Xàlià, Sorand, Reanden, Rand Verhayc, and Arynn in Star Wars: The Old Republic on the Ebon Hawk server!]




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Femakin, Ashla Temple Master, Outrider Base, Rebel Legion
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