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Round ONE!
Topic Started: Sep 17 2010, 10:22 PM (75 Views)
Brenda
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Holy fuck. This game is crazy so far already. So many people. So many PMs. Remind me why I came out of "retirement" again? Now I remember why I took a break. :lol: I don't have the energy to deal with all of these people, but I'll do it. You watch.

Not all of them are a pain in the ass to talk to though, there are some that are actually fun to talk to. Actually, how about we do a little ~ Tribe Ranking ~

I'm too lazy to find pictures, so you just get names.

9. Sash

There isn't a lot to say about Sash yet. He showed up, said he was leaving, and then left without talking to anybody. I'm already setting him up as the first boot to avoid any potential male alliances that might be brewing on our tribe... I'll talk about that later though. Maybe if Sash shows up and has a personality, he'll move up. But I doubt it. I already hate Sash on the actual show, and the fact that this Sash sucks too makes me hate him even more... on the show and in this game.

8. Jud

He's another one that just showed up, made a couple posts, and left without talking to anybody. Idiot. I'm going to be EXTREMELY pissed off if he fucking sucks in this game, because Jud is one of my favourites on the show. He's got such a great personality to work with in a game like this, and if the person playing him puts that to waste, I'm going to be mad at you for casting such a fucking dud.

7. Alina

Alina meh. She popped in last night for a while. I'm still in the awkward "how was your day" bullshit PMs with her. She's my least favourite of the girls on our tribe... who for the most part kick some serious ass. She's just so generic to me and has like no personality or sense of humour. Her PMs basically just consist of me asking me "how are you?", "how are you liking the game so far?", "lol this game is crazy isn't it?" YAWWWWWWWWWWN!!

6. Ben

Okay so, I really didn't think Ben was that bad until I guess we just ran out of things to talk about today. Like... this is our PM conversation today.

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Me? I am not gay. A gay man would not want to film erotic films with just girls, you know? I am sure they'd freak out at the site of a vagina or something like that.


:lol: :lol:

Wait you film porn movies? :huh:

I used to. Except, now I'm a bartender. So, I've seen tons of girls nude.


I don't know whether to be impressed or appalled.

I think you should be impressed, but because it takes a lot to get those girls to do things.


Like you can see I'm struggling to think of something to say to his extremely awkward and retarded comments that he's making. Another thing that kind of turns me off of Ben is that I know him and chase have been talking about me... because he told me they were. I have no idea why he'd do that, but he did. I've been playing the flirting card, a LOT, with both the boys and the girls. And Ben PMed me and said something like "Chase told me that you've been flirting a lot with him too wtf?" Soooo basically you're revealing to me that you and Chase are already at that point in your relationship where you're comparing notes on the tribe members that you like/don't like/who you want to add to your alliance. Oh okay. Good to know. I've already shared that information with both Kelly S and Na Onka. Anyway I'm getting sidetracked. Bottom line: Ben sucks.

5. Chase

I basically just outlined why I'm not really into Chase right now. He seems very gamebot-ish to me and I know he's going to be a threat if we let him stay in this game for a long time. And I already know he'll make the merge because he's probably made everyone fall in love with him already. Which pisses me off because I'm going to have to deal with him for a long time to come.

4. Shannon

Yeah the girls on our tribe are just better than the guys. The highest ranking guy is Shannon. He seems a lot like he is on the show, really laid back and carefree, and I love that about him both on the show and in this game. We've got this long-running PM about the two of us playing hard to get with one another. He has the ability to carry a conversation that isn't generic and doesn't put me to sleep. Actually, I think this is the point in this ranking where we've reached the people that I actually enjoy talking to.

3. Kelly B

And NOW we've reached the point in the ranking where we come to my allies. Kelly B and I have been having a few fun chats where I've been insulting her about her handicap, but she loves me anyway. Na Onka has told me that she's really close to Kelly B, so there might be a potential 3-way alliance in the works with the 3 of us, but that hasn't been solidified yet. I told Kelly B that typical "I'll have your back" bullshit. And she said the same back to me, and told me that I was "honest." Okay. I do like her though, and I hope she sticks around for a while.

2. Kelly S

Last night, I would have ranked Kelly S. at number one, but today I've been talking to Na Onka a lot more, and Kelly S has dropped. Kelly S and I aligned like right off the bat last night. We've got a few great gossip sessions going on in PMs, and she's a lot of fun to talk to. At least she was last night... her conversations seem more awkward and forced today than they were yesterday, but whatever. I still trust her. She thinks that we need to keep our alliance a secret because she doesn't want anybody to know how close we are. Personally I think that's stupid and near impossible to do in this game, but whatever. So as a result what's happening is that when people mention alliances to me, I don't mention Kelly S. Which is why that threesome of myself, Na Onka, and Kelly B is forming without her. I haven't told her about it either but... if that's what she wants...? She's also pretty deadset on the idea that there's a guy's alliance and that we need a guy out first, and I'm all for that.

1. Na Onka

I love Na Onka. She's fucking hilarious. Her sense of humour is great and I never get bored talking to her. Her and I send the longest PMs back and forth so far out of everyone I've talked to. She told me flat out today that she will never vote me out of this game, because I'm her *rock* in this game. Like I said earlier too, she told me that she loves Kelly B, so I'm just waiting for the three of us to team up. I'm really glad that you cast someone that could pull off Na Onka's sass. ty.
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idk why those quotes didn't work... but feel free to fix them.
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I just... don't know how to reply to that!

NEW PM SESSION!!

What do you want to talk about then? How about... how is your life?


Really Ben...? Really....?
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I fixed that quote disaster for you ^_^

And I love the update. It gives me a lot of insight into your game right now. Thanks! Keep these rankings up btw. Rankings are my favorite thing to read and people seem to like to read them after the game! :D
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Aria
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Wow, that's an interesting update. I'm off to go rant and write walls of quoted text, though.
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Brenda,Sep 17 2010
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I just... don't know how to reply to that!

NEW PM SESSION!!

What do you want to talk about then? How about... how is your life?


Really Ben...? Really....?

:lol: :lol: :lol: and ugh so much.
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I feel the same way, I miss playing so much, and then when I am again, I get anxiety and stress from dealing with the PMs and all, it drives me crazy.

That update was amazing, but it would have been so much hotter with pics. -_-

It's probably a bit a early to ask still, but if you guys did do that cheesy ass dance at the IC and still ended up having too go to TC ((probs because of the corny dancing alone)) where would the vote go? Are there any plans or talk about who to target yet and why?
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God thank ranking has changed soooo much since yesterday that it's ridiculous. Alina would now be number 2 behind Na Onka, since I'm SO over Kelly S and her fake shit. Alina is just way more fun to talk to. I can't believe I ever said she was boring. Here's a couple of our PMs back and forth:

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That was an amazing line.  :lol:

Now Alina I have a confession to make. I've been slightly uncomfortable talking to you this entire time because I've been holding a kind of animosity towards you for something you did to me when we first got here. Instead of explaining it, I'll just show you.

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Why did you do this? Jeff was clearly throwing that bag to ME, and then you got right in there and stole it basically right out of my hands. I was left looking stupid and I was humiliated. I tried to go through this game without bringing it up and trying to get along with you anyway, but I just couldn't be fake like that. I feel that once we get past this, our friendship will be able to blossom.


Oh dear. Brenda I am sorry. Maybe it's the fact that I've been bridesmaids a couple times, but still am never the bride. I just have an urge to act like a bridesmaid-zilla in all situations. But Jeff's not even my type and I will act snooty and standoffish to him from now on so he doesn't get the wrong idea. And you should tattoo "Jeff" onto your boobs. It worked for Julie.

You will be Julie 2. You guys even have the same long black hair and slightly exotic look.


Oh, are you lonely Alina? SINGLE SINGLE SINGLE and ready to mingle? We have more in common than I thought! That's a fair explanation, if you're so used to the whole bridesmaid act, I assume it would get old after a while.

And girl Jeff isn't my type either. He's too old for me... he can go and hang out with the old people tribe for all I care, since that's where he belongs. I'm so glad that we've moved past this and can move on with our friendship!


Omg yay!
Ok you know this is like really awful and weird but when I was growing up we had these neighbors who had this daughter who was maybe the most mentally retarded person I've ever seen. She was in her 20s but could barely walk, stand, or eat. Let alone talk. And her name was Brenda. And I really haven't known many Brendas personally in my life. So whenever I see Brenda I thunk of her.
Taht's my horrid confession for the night.


Oh.. That's upsetting to me. I promise I will change your opinions of Brenda's all over the world by the time this game is over. I promise I'm not mentally retarded.

I have another confession if we're doing this. The only Alina I've ever known was this total cunt, excuse my language, but this total cunt in high school that was sooo rude to me for no reason. She had the pointiest, ugly face. She honestly looked like a crow. She has really dark black, long hair and the pointiest beak face I've ever seen. So that is the only opinion I have of the Alinas of the world... crow-faced bitches. I hope that changes in this game.


lols lols lols
Which is worse? Being a cow-faced bitch c.unt or so mentally retarded you can't stand? discusss.


Like... she is fucking hilarious. Me, her, Na Onka and Kelly B need to team up ASAP because all 4 of us are amazing. Another reason I'm getting turned off Kelly S is that I mentioned a group alliance to her and the first thing she said was "Well I like Ben." Oh... She likes Ben? She wants me to be aligned with Ben? No I'm sorry, I just can't do that. Ben is the most socially awkward and annoying person on our tribe and I refuse to align with that dumb ass.

While I'm bashing the shit out of Ben, I'll answer your question along the way. Yesterday I suggested Jud as the first boot to Shannon because obviii he's the only inactive we have. And don't even get me started on how annoyed I am that Jud's character is wasted. Such bullshit.

Anyway, Shannon was obviously down with it. And then I suggested it to Ben. But first let me tell you how fucking awkward it was just to get some kind of strategy talk out of that dumb ass. I mentioned to him that I had expected more strategy talk to have come up so far, because for the most part it hasn't really come up yet in my conversations with people. And he was like well I'm open to talking strategy with you if you want, I've been waiting for you to ask. So I was like okay let's talk strategy! And he was like oh... I was waiting for you to go first since you suggested it. SERIOUSLY!? You don't need someone to "go first," just start fucking talking you fucking idiot. This isn't like we're fucking getting naked each other for the first time here. You go first! No you! No you! I mean fucking ON!! Jesus Christ.

Anyway, I eveeeentually suggested Jud to him and he was like well I can't commit to that because he might show up and I might end up liking him, and then I'd have to go back on my word which would be stupid this early. Are you fucking serious? You can't even commit to the idea of booting our only inactive first? I can't. fucking. stand. him. Maybe I'll get the girls together and we can just boot Ben first. GOD!!
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:lol: @ the "you first" bits
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lol at comparing talking strategy to fucking someone for the first time. :lol: I LOVE your confessionals.

So is your alliance all set yet, or are you guys still going through the motions on getting it solid?

Who would you say you are most loyal to/trust the most at this point?

Is there a clear target for the vote if you guys have to go to TC yet?

Good luck in the IC tonight. <3
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Brenda,Sep 18 2010
11:33:28 AM
Anyway, Shannon was obviously down with it. And then I suggested it to Ben. But first let me tell you how fucking awkward it was just to get some kind of strategy talk out of that dumb ass. I mentioned to him that I had expected more strategy talk to have come up so far, because for the most part it hasn't really come up yet in my conversations with people. And he was like well I'm open to talking strategy with you if you want, I've been waiting for you to ask. So I was like okay let's talk strategy! And he was like oh... I was waiting for you to go first since you suggested it. SERIOUSLY!? You don't need someone to "go first," just start fucking talking you fucking idiot. This isn't like we're fucking getting naked each other for the first time here. You go first! No you! No you! I mean fucking ON!! Jesus Christ.

Anyway, I eveeeentually suggested Jud to him and he was like well I can't commit to that because he might show up and I might end up liking him, and then I'd have to go back on my word which would be stupid this early. Are you fucking serious? You can't even commit to the idea of booting our only inactive first? I can't. fucking. stand. him. Maybe I'll get the girls together and we can just boot Ben first. GOD!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm beginning to see where your Benry hatred stems from.

He was kinda like that with me too, but I remember finding it adorable for some reason. ^_^
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I think you can see from this confessional, I found it infuriating. :lol:
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This is like two years late, but idc.

This is just so fucking amazing. I am laughing so hard reading this.
<3 <3 Official Leader of the Jane Fan Club <3 <3
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