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Portal 2
Topic Started: Jan 18 2011, 09:00 AM (10,303 Views)
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Bonkers XIX,May 4 2011
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iBrain,May 3 2011
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relevant
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rylQSqBsN_Q[/YOUTUBE]

There's an easier way, if you have projectiles.
Get fullscreen, duck under his hammer/spear, and fire your own.
He'll throw the hammer infinitely, and since it has super armor he still takes the damage but he just keeps throwing hammers, so you keep doing damage and ducking until you win.

you actually cant duck the hammer you have to jump it, and depending on the character yeah that is easier, but i beat shao kahn without losing 4 times in a row without losing. but thats also not the point the point is that vid is fucking awesome, i want to make love to that man.


FUCK YEAH DOORS

I can duck under it with Cyrax, Liu Kang, Smoke, etc.
I had no problems ducking under the hammer.
You can't hold block and duck though, just duck.

thats probably it cause i kinda have a habit of holding block while ducking
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What does any of this have to do with Portal 2, and shouldn't it be in its own gay topic so Bonkers can spend ten pages masturbating over how good he is at fighting games no one cares about?
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improper,May 4 2011
07:55 PM
What does any of this have to do with Portal 2, and shouldn't it be in its own gay topic so Bonkers can spend ten pages masturbating over how good he is at fighting games no one cares about?

lmao 40k+ people watching a stream just for fighting games (pre MVC3, mind you)
>nobody cares about fighting games
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If you were implying nobody cares about MK9, then you have some grounding to that argument, but if you meant FG's in general, nope.

Also, this became an MK9 thread because you can only talk so much about 2 hours worth of content.
Possibly less.
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Bonkers XIX,May 4 2011
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improper,May 4 2011
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What does any of this have to do with Portal 2, and shouldn't it be in its own gay topic so Bonkers can spend ten pages masturbating over how good he is at fighting games no one cares about?

lmao 40k+ people watching a stream just for fighting games (pre MVC3, mind you)
>nobody cares about fighting games
laughingsluts.jpg

Also, this became an MK9 thread because you can only talk so much about 2 hours worth of content.
Possibly less.

portal 2 is actually pretty good length but i just posted that here cause i didnt see the mk thread immediately and didnt want to look. so this is new mk thread.
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Bonkers XIX,May 4 2011
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What does any of this have to do with Portal 2, and shouldn't it be in its own gay topic so Bonkers can spend ten pages masturbating over how good he is at fighting games no one cares about?

lmao 40k+ people watching a stream just for fighting games (pre MVC3, mind you)
>nobody cares about fighting games
laughingsluts.jpg

Also, this became an MK9 thread because you can only talk so much about 2 hours worth of content.
Possibly less.

portal 2 is actually pretty good length but i just posted that here cause i didnt see the mk thread immediately and didnt want to look. so this is new mk thread.

I cleared SP in about 2 hours.
I intend to pick up a copy once it goes down in price, but i'm not paying full 60 for that short of a game.
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I cleared SP in about 2 hours.
I intend to pick up a copy once it goes down in price, but i'm not paying full 60 for that short of a game.

Did you even stop to listen to any of the dialogue?
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Bonkers XIX,May 4 2011
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improper,May 4 2011
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What does any of this have to do with Portal 2, and shouldn't it be in its own gay topic so Bonkers can spend ten pages masturbating over how good he is at fighting games no one cares about?

lmao 40k+ people watching a stream just for fighting games (pre MVC3, mind you)
>nobody cares about fighting games
laughingsluts.jpg

Also, this became an MK9 thread because you can only talk so much about 2 hours worth of content.
Possibly less.

portal 2 is actually pretty good length but i just posted that here cause i didnt see the mk thread immediately and didnt want to look. so this is new mk thread.

I cleared SP in about 2 hours.
I intend to pick up a copy once it goes down in price, but i'm not paying full 60 for that short of a game.

Did you even stop to listen to any of the dialogue?

Not really until Cave Johnson.
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Did you even stop to listen to any of the dialogue?

Not really until Cave Johnson.

So essentially you skipped all of what made the game good and just plowed through it soullessly?

No wonder you don't think it was worth sixty bucks.
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Also does that count the two hours of loading screens? If not, I'm totally calling bullshit. No way anyone beat Portal 2 in two hours on the first play-through, even if they plowed through it.

This ain't the first game.
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Did you even stop to listen to any of the dialogue?

Not really until Cave Johnson.

So essentially you skipped all of what made the game good and just plowed through it soullessly?

No wonder you don't think it was worth sixty bucks.

I didn't care for wheatley, he felt like glados all over again, and I already knew what he would end up being (not going to spoil it), glados was interesting since she had evolved from her last time, and cave johnson was the only really funny character in the game, for me.
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Its actually impossible to beat portal 2 in two hours.

Stop Fucking Lying.
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Its actually impossible to beat portal 2 in two hours.

Stop Fucking Lying.

I'm guessing speed runs of the game will clock in at right around two hours, if not a little faster, especially once everyone learns all the little tricks.

But then, of course, Bonkers is expecting us to believe that his first play-through of the game was as fast as the best speed runners out there (who wouldn't have taken the time to stop and listen to Cave Johnson). Which means he's expecting us to believe that he magically went in knowing the solution to every single puzzle in the game and finished them immediately without stopping to think or experimenting at all.

Look, I know the puzzles in Portal 2 aren't particularly difficult. That said, there is absolutely no way anyone went in and solved them immediately on their first play-through. A lot of them take some experimenting, or at least time to examine the surroundings and figure out where everything is, what buttons do what, and where portals can and cannot be placed. This inevitably adds a lot of time onto the game during the initial run; hours in most cases.

TL;DR Bonkers is totally full of shit.
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Yeah, seriously. There's no way you beat Portal 2 in two hours on your first play though, you spent WAY more time than that. As Improper said, you have to experiment in most of the puzzles in someway to figure them out.

Even people who have beat the game, if you started from the beginning, you still couldn't beat the game in two hours even knowing how to do all of the puzzles.

Shit, it took me two hours to get past one puzzle in chapter 3!
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Swashbuckler,May 4 2011
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Its actually impossible to beat portal 2 in two hours.

Stop Fucking Lying.

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I beat Portal 2 already (meaning I know how to solve every puzzle) and probably couldn't speed run it in 2 hours.
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