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Yo Momma
Topic Started: Jun 21 2006, 02:44 PM (117 Views)
Maverick
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Happy Feet
teeth so yellow, when she smiles, she slows down traffic.....


feet are so big, she can walk on water.....


house so dirty, you have to wipe your feet on the way OUT....





can you top those? i can :)
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I can do a dance that make the skies cry blood
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Rogue_Zero
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your mommas so fat when god said let there light he had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way
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The gate to tomorrow is not the light of Heaven, but the darkness of the depths of earth-Vincent FF7
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shyguy1684
Jun 22 2006, 12:06 AM
your mommas so fat when god said let there light he had to tell her to get her fat ass out of the way

LMAO i'll pay that
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Rogue_Zero
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yo mommas soooo fat afta sex yo papa rolled ova twice and he was still on the bitch!
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X3rb3rus
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I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB.-Mav
...so fat when she jumped 4 joy she got stuck

...so fat when she sunbathed every1 thought she was beached whale

...so old she farts dust

cant think of anymore lol
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Tsizzle
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..so fat she smuggles pot into countries by sticking it uned her fat roles. I guess u could call her a pot belly lol
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Rogue_Zero
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http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm

your momms so fat when she bends over we enter daylight saving times
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shyguy1684
Jun 22 2006, 04:07 PM
http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/your_mama_jokes.htm

your momms so fat when she bends over we enter daylight saving times

lol haha nice shit and so was the joke about god said let there be light and she had to move her ass away.

hummm Yo mama:
so ugly that even michael jackson thought he was looking at a mirrior.
so smelly that even jesus had to die twice from the cross.
so skinny, people thought she was a real life walking stick figure.
so stupid that when she goes to watch a movie that's rated 18+ that she went back home and brought 17 of her friends.

beat that niggas lol
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darkplace
Jul 21 2006, 03:38 AM
beat that niggas lol

I'll try... hmmm....

How's this?

Yo' momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!

:seizure:

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"shyguy1684 is building an army of Dwarves and now has 26809 soldiers in shyguy1684's war machine."

I got everyone else too I think...

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Prepare to be blasted by the Crystal Sword of madness.
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darkplace
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"Yo' momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu!"
i don't get it.. whats a ragu?

Callandor is building an army of Humans and now has 233 soldiers in Callandor's war machine.
shyguy1684 is building an army of Dwarves and now has 28875 soldiers in shyguy1684's war machine.
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
yo momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV , you'll miss 5 programms
yo momma's so fat, when she rolls over, she turned 3 times around the world.
beat THIS ;)
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