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Female comebacks
Topic Started: Sep 27 2006, 12:39 AM (224 Views)
X3rb3rus
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I dont want to seem sexist with the other post (y girlz are so hard 2 figure out)
so heres one to even things up :lol:


Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:Is this seat empty?
Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man:So, what do you do for a living?
Woman:I'm a female impersonator.

Man:Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:Do not enter.

Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman:Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman:But would you stay there?

Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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zakske
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LMAO :seizure:
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N00DLEZ_ToF
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those r hard but still funny :lmao:
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*N00DLEZ_ToF* click for me pls :D
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X3rb3rus
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My friend asked a girl out and he got rejected but what he said in return was funny as hell (u could tell he was prepared :lol:)
It went sumthing like this

friend: will u go out with me
chic: ummm i dont think so
friend: oh comon, i lowered my standards cant u lower urs?

:seizure:
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Espilon
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roflmfaoooo :seizure: both at the women jokes and the friend one lol
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
lol
i love those ausies!
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:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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i've heard them all before
Help me
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Puppypower
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maybe, but they're awesome, roflolshmah
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

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mewin
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there's somewhere site with all this and eevn more but i can't remember the site.
So that's were i heard them before
Help me
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Puppypower
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kewl, i gotta look it up, so i can have some comebacks for when i get rejected LOL

JK, i will never be rejected lol ;)
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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thedarkestlord
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Dec 11 2006, 07:45 AM
kewl, i gotta look it up, so i can have some comebacks for when i get rejected LOL

JK, i will never be rejected  lol

Good luck with that
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Razgriz8492
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There is a fine line between comebacks and smartassing. Girls are always on the edge of that. I didn't laugh at these, simply because there is a deeper sence to it that makes me think about it. And for some reason, I get angry. And it ain't because I got turned down so many times, so don't even go there.

I think that this topic could grow, though. If some more people contribute to it. :)
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zakske
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Man:You look like a dream.
Woman:Go back to sleep.
Man:You mean this isn't a nightmare?

Man:Your body is like a temple.
Woman:Sorry, there are no services today.
Man:Here's a donation to restore the exterior.

Man:What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman:What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man:You're right. I was lying.

Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly.


some I could find on the net, not that good at making jokes myself lol :)
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Puppypower
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BAHAHA, go the male comebacks lol (they might come in handy)
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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X3rb3rus
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rofl nice nice
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Razgriz8492
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Haha! Very nice. Very nice, indeed. This makes me want to think of something to post as well. However, I'm not good at making jokes anymore. I wonder why? Still, great stuff there.
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Puppypower
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Yeh, I can't think of anythion, so why am I postin, I dunno ;)

My scripture teacher pwned me

His phone rang, so everyone was like, oh who's dat, ur mum, ur GF, ur wife & then I say, is it my GF & he goes, yeh, she was thanking me for the other night.

I gotta few comebacks to it, but not many

sry mate, she's not into old guys.

Oh, sry, that's the one I broke up wid coz she turned out to be a guy, so she came to u

U guys got NE good ones ???
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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X3rb3rus
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comebacks 2 ur teacher

-stfu or i'll kill u :seizure:

-which reminds me, i forgot to thank ur daughter (of course, only if he can take a joke :P )

I find that my comebacks attack rather than defend and it works well for me eheheh.
Another one i use often is if u someone uses a comback on u, u can counter by laughing mockingly then saying "when u get a better come-back, come back"
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thedarkestlord
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X3rb3rus
Dec 17 2006, 12:17 AM
-which reminds me, i forgot to thank ur daughter (of course, only if he can take a joke :P )


my teachers would kill me if i even thought about it
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zakske
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lol yeah, I wouldn't dare to say that :P
well, actually i dunno, maybe it would come out before I'd realise lol
happened to me before :P
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