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| Tweet Topic Started: Sep 27 2006, 12:39 AM (224 Views) | |
| X3rb3rus | Sep 27 2006, 12:39 AM Post #1 |
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I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB.-Mav
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I dont want to seem sexist with the other post (y girlz are so hard 2 figure out) so heres one to even things up :lol: Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman:Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man:Is this seat empty? Woman:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman:Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man:So, what do you do for a living? Woman:I'm a female impersonator. Man:Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman:Do not enter. Man:How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman:Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman:Sorry, there are no services today. Man:I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman:But would you stay there? Man:If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
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| zakske | Sep 27 2006, 07:35 AM Post #2 |
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Regimentally excellent
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LMAO
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| N00DLEZ_ToF | Sep 27 2006, 10:16 AM Post #3 |
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those r hard but still funny
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| X3rb3rus | Sep 28 2006, 12:40 AM Post #4 |
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My friend asked a girl out and he got rejected but what he said in return was funny as hell (u could tell he was prepared :lol:) It went sumthing like this friend: will u go out with me chic: ummm i dont think so friend: oh comon, i lowered my standards cant u lower urs?
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| Espilon | Sep 28 2006, 04:37 PM Post #5 |
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Call me Mo
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roflmfaoooo both at the women jokes and the friend one lol
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| OskDarrek | Oct 13 2006, 03:56 PM Post #6 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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lol i love those ausies! |
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| mewin | Nov 29 2006, 03:05 PM Post #7 |
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i've heard them all before |
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| Puppypower | Nov 30 2006, 06:45 PM Post #8 |
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Regimentally excellent
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maybe, but they're awesome, roflolshmah |
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| mewin | Dec 3 2006, 10:03 AM Post #9 |
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there's somewhere site with all this and eevn more but i can't remember the site. So that's were i heard them before |
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| Puppypower | Dec 11 2006, 02:45 AM Post #10 |
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Regimentally excellent
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kewl, i gotta look it up, so i can have some comebacks for when i get rejected LOL JK, i will never be rejected lol
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| thedarkestlord | Dec 11 2006, 08:05 AM Post #11 |
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Master Debator
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Good luck with that |
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| Razgriz8492 | Dec 11 2006, 09:25 AM Post #12 |
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Centurion
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There is a fine line between comebacks and smartassing. Girls are always on the edge of that. I didn't laugh at these, simply because there is a deeper sence to it that makes me think about it. And for some reason, I get angry. And it ain't because I got turned down so many times, so don't even go there. I think that this topic could grow, though. If some more people contribute to it.
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| zakske | Dec 11 2006, 03:27 PM Post #13 |
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Regimentally excellent
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Man:You look like a dream. Woman:Go back to sleep. Man:You mean this isn't a nightmare? Man:Your body is like a temple. Woman:Sorry, there are no services today. Man:Here's a donation to restore the exterior. Man:What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman:What's it like being the biggest liar in the world? Man:You're right. I was lying. Man:Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man:Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway. Man: You're pretty Woman: Piss off. Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly. some I could find on the net, not that good at making jokes myself lol
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| Puppypower | Dec 12 2006, 01:50 AM Post #14 |
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Regimentally excellent
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BAHAHA, go the male comebacks lol (they might come in handy) |
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| X3rb3rus | Dec 12 2006, 06:42 AM Post #15 |
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rofl nice nice |
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| Razgriz8492 | Dec 12 2006, 12:13 PM Post #16 |
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Haha! Very nice. Very nice, indeed. This makes me want to think of something to post as well. However, I'm not good at making jokes anymore. I wonder why? Still, great stuff there. |
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| Puppypower | Dec 13 2006, 01:51 AM Post #17 |
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Yeh, I can't think of anythion, so why am I postin, I dunno ![]() My scripture teacher pwned me His phone rang, so everyone was like, oh who's dat, ur mum, ur GF, ur wife & then I say, is it my GF & he goes, yeh, she was thanking me for the other night. I gotta few comebacks to it, but not many sry mate, she's not into old guys. Oh, sry, that's the one I broke up wid coz she turned out to be a guy, so she came to u U guys got NE good ones ??? |
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| X3rb3rus | Dec 16 2006, 07:17 PM Post #18 |
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I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB.-Mav
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comebacks 2 ur teacher -stfu or i'll kill u ![]() -which reminds me, i forgot to thank ur daughter (of course, only if he can take a joke )I find that my comebacks attack rather than defend and it works well for me eheheh. Another one i use often is if u someone uses a comback on u, u can counter by laughing mockingly then saying "when u get a better come-back, come back" |
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| thedarkestlord | Dec 16 2006, 11:59 PM Post #19 |
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Master Debator
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my teachers would kill me if i even thought about it |
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| zakske | Dec 17 2006, 05:41 AM Post #20 |
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Regimentally excellent
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lol yeah, I wouldn't dare to say that ![]() well, actually i dunno, maybe it would come out before I'd realise lol happened to me before
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