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Stupid pickup lines
Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 09:54 PM (392 Views)
Rogue_Zero
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is that a mear in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants

LOL this is realy stupid
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Puppypower
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lol, does it work ???
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Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

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X3rb3rus
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lol i think u mean mirror???

and yeah ive heard countless pickup lines and no they dont work >_<

best way to pickup is just walk up, ask their name, say wats up, what do u do, what school u go to, what uni u go to, do u work, what u do in spare time. From those questions u normally branch off to different topics. First time talkin 2 a chic is like research, find out as much as u can and try 2 remember all the details.

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JoeMack
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X3r...they're supposed to learn this on their own...if you tell them, it takes all the fun out of watching them bumble around, trying to figure it out! :D

Try the following:

So, how do you like your eggs? (Just hope they don't have the presence of mind to tell you "Unfertilized")

Also, I had a buddy pull off one time that he was a photography student, and wanted to make a calendar. We had like 6 girls posing, at once....*smiles as he reminisces*
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Rogue_Zero
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what the heck were supposed to be listing stupid pick up lines not saying how to pick up girls SHEESH get with the program
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omg dulay, the egg one was awesome, but i think i heard it b4.

Joe, sry man, but we work a lot of this shyt out earely on lol. Apart from "hard situations, like the one i'm in now :P
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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JoeMack
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What's dulay mean?

And I'm glad you figured this stuff out... B)
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dulay, it's like, i dno, sumfin u say. Sounds cool in reality :P

I haven't really figured it all out like, i can chat someone up alright & stuff, but i can't really work out my own feelings lol :wub:
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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Rogue_Zero
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omagosh were of topic
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Yeh so lol :P

jk

So do you play Halo, Xbox or PC
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I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

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Rogue_Zero
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ive beaten halo 2 on xbox but iv barley played the first one
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JoeMack
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Jeez! You cats are killing me on the posting.

Sorting your own feelings out takes time, and it depends a lot on how well your parents sorted theirs, and the relationship you have with them.

I play computer. Screw a buncha game consoles. :ph43r:
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Rogue_Zero
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what the hell is with the poetry?? :P
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lol, yeh, i mainly play PC, but i have a PS2, barely use it but, maybe i should do that now
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I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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Rogue_Zero
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i love my gamecube but i havent played it in a while
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Razgriz8492
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Off topic heresy! I cannot believe that this one didn't fall yet:

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

But I suppose stupid and lame are the same in this little game. ;)
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bahaha, i get it, hold her body against yours, hahahahahahahahahaha
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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Razgriz8492
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Dec 8 2006, 05:17 AM
bahaha, i get it, hold her body against yours, hahahahahahahahahaha

You are far too smart for this world.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' closer together."

Lame, and stupid yet again. I like this topic. :)
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Rogue_Zero
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ok what are we talking about here im lost
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ah, we're talkin bout wotcha originally meant, stupid pickup lines lol

U kmow, ur right, maybe i should go to Mars lol

JK
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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