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Stupid pickup lines
Topic Started: Dec 5 2006, 09:54 PM (391 Views)
Razgriz8492
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Y'know, it happening again. Fine, you won't get anymore stupid pickup lines until someone else posts one. <_<
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Puppypower
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far out

This is a good one for Michael Jackson

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

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Razgriz8492
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That's more like it.

"You look great in those new clothe, but you know where they would look even better? On my bedroom floor." (Insert random slapping noise.)
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MDB2-ToF
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Naw, its better to just say "Lets get drunk and screw"
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TEARS THEN, TEARS NOW, TEARS TO THE END!!

Now Give Me Some Lovin Please!!

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Razgriz8492
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I think that it would be better to just act in that case. And now one from the Internet.

"u iz ho77"
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LOL

Those pants are skin tight bay, how do you get into those ?
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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thedarkestlord
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I mainly play ps2
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uh, just what are you talking bout TDL ???
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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Razgriz8492
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Dec 11 2006, 01:16 PM
I mainly play ps2

Off topic or a pickup line? Hard to tell, or perhaps this is for female gamers? So much to think about...
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zakske
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lol here's another stupid 1:

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
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Diesel3383
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stupide pickup lines:

You: Are your legs tired?

Her: No, why?

You: Because you've been running through my mind all night long.


Another one:

You: Here's a quarter

Her: What's this for?

You: Call your parents and tell them you're not coming home tonight

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A little lovin is always good :)

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Puppypower
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That's classic

I am yet to try one on a chick, it will be fun when I do, I might getta slap lol

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
whoehahaaaaaa!
this sentence, i definatly need to use it!
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