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Topic Started: Mar 3 2007, 11:04 AM (332 Views)
OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
woohoo!
finnaly made it!
i'm on the first page!!!!
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Strike Action: 43,762,299
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Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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on the first page of what?
Help me
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EA-LurtZ
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Major Oralist
the first post in one topic
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Selling banners for DDL credits
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Blashyrkh
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Major Oralist
:applause: for being at the first page,i wish u to be at the newspaper too :P
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Espilon
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Call me Mo
lol
joke:
Harold wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Harold is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home
from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Harold had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose! Harold sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge swollen black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Mike ;) "

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Harold asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,I'm married!"

Broken Coffee Table $39.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time

PRICELESS!!!
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theres always a light at the end of the tunnel... 99.5% of the time its a speeding train =P
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X3rb3rus
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I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB.-Mav
LMAO damn thats good
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Age 4 rank: 80,000+
Age 5 rank: 669 gotta luv the 69
Age 6 rank: 280
Age 7 rank: haxored
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Espilon
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Call me Mo
lol ;) :P
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theres always a light at the end of the tunnel... 99.5% of the time its a speeding train =P
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
send that to mdb2!
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Strike Action: 43,762,299
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Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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Espilon
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Call me Mo
im sure he'll get around to it sumtime lolol
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theres always a light at the end of the tunnel... 99.5% of the time its a speeding train =P
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Puppypower
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Regimentally excellent
lol, gr8
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Formerly known as Rakta (on these boards anyway).

I'm killa's bitch ^_^

Chicks are like giutars, they need to be fingered a few times a day to keep em happy.

Go Inspector/Kommissar Rex, WOOT.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=bs6yvsgq
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
btw , i'm on the first page of LoP and BSS's sabblist :D
pissed them off
(again) :D
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Military Stats
Strike Action: 43,762,299
Defensive Action ???
Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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how did you do that?
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
checkout the farmlist
try them every 4 hours
and u r on a sabb list :D
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Military Stats
Strike Action: 43,762,299
Defensive Action ???
Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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really?
And where can you find that?
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
war room of fury , farms
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Military Stats
Strike Action: 43,762,299
Defensive Action ???
Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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i will look at it
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
maybe u could use ur 5k turns ;)
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Military Stats
Strike Action: 43,762,299
Defensive Action ???
Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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hehehe
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
don't spam like that!
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Strike Action: 43,762,299
Defensive Action ???
Spy Rating 135,176,192
Sentry Rating 623,407,104

:lmao:, my spy is only 49mil :P
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mewin
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ok try to think about it next time
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