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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 3 2007, 11:04 AM (334 Views) | |
| OskDarrek | Mar 3 2007, 11:04 AM Post #1 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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woohoo! finnaly made it! i'm on the first page!!!! |
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| mewin | Mar 3 2007, 03:12 PM Post #2 |
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on the first page of what? |
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| EA-LurtZ | Mar 3 2007, 06:44 PM Post #3 |
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Major Oralist
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the first post in one topic |
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| Blashyrkh | Mar 3 2007, 10:49 PM Post #4 |
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Major Oralist
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for being at the first page,i wish u to be at the newspaper too ![]() |
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| Espilon | Mar 3 2007, 11:38 PM Post #5 |
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Call me Mo
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lol joke: Harold wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Harold is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Harold had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Harold sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge swollen black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Mike " He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Harold asks, "Son... what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door." Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady,I'm married!" Broken Coffee Table $39.99 Hot Breakfast $4.20 Two Aspirins $0.38 Saying the right thing, at the right time PRICELESS!!! |
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| X3rb3rus | Mar 4 2007, 09:29 PM Post #6 |
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I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOB.-Mav
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LMAO damn thats good |
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| Espilon | Mar 4 2007, 11:38 PM Post #7 |
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Call me Mo
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lol
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| OskDarrek | Mar 5 2007, 12:44 PM Post #8 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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send that to mdb2! |
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| Espilon | Mar 5 2007, 04:13 PM Post #9 |
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im sure he'll get around to it sumtime lolol |
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| Puppypower | Mar 6 2007, 02:56 AM Post #10 |
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Regimentally excellent
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lol, gr8 |
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| OskDarrek | Mar 6 2007, 03:58 PM Post #11 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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btw , i'm on the first page of LoP and BSS's sabblist ![]() pissed them off (again)
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| mewin | Mar 6 2007, 04:07 PM Post #12 |
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how did you do that? |
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| OskDarrek | Mar 6 2007, 04:08 PM Post #13 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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checkout the farmlist try them every 4 hours and u r on a sabb list
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| mewin | Mar 6 2007, 04:16 PM Post #14 |
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really? And where can you find that? |
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| OskDarrek | Mar 6 2007, 04:16 PM Post #15 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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war room of fury , farms |
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| mewin | Mar 6 2007, 04:18 PM Post #16 |
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i will look at it |
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| OskDarrek | Mar 6 2007, 04:19 PM Post #17 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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maybe u could use ur 5k turns
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| mewin | Mar 6 2007, 04:19 PM Post #18 |
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hehehe |
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| OskDarrek | Mar 6 2007, 04:21 PM Post #19 |
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pink is the new black!!!!
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don't spam like that! |
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| mewin | Mar 6 2007, 04:30 PM Post #20 |
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ok try to think about it next time |
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