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Travel from New York to Paris; google style
Topic Started: May 2 2007, 10:45 AM (159 Views)
X3rb3rus
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1-Go to google maps
2-go to get directions
3- type in New York to Paris
4- read line 24
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Iron_Knight
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darn that has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen in a directions listing b4

(and if my post ruins the fun in doing this then delete it)

1. Head southeast on Chambers St toward Broadway 0.2 mi
1 min
2. Turn right at Centre St 0.1 mi
3. Slight left at Park Row 210 ft
4. Sharp left at Frankfort St 0.3 mi
1 min
5. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft
6. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi
1 min
7. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi
12 mins
8. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi
2 mins
9. Merge onto Triborough Bridge
Partial toll road 0.4 mi
1 min
10. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi
1 min
11. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi
2 mins
12. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
13. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi
6 mins
14. Continue on I-95 N
Partial toll road
Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi
1 hour 12 mins
15. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi
37 mins
16. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
17. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi
2 mins
18. Merge onto I-84 E
Partial toll road
Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi
38 mins
19. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi
56 mins
20. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi
1 min
21. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi
3 mins
22. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
23. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
24. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi
29 days 0 hours

25. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi
2 mins
26. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
27. Turn right at E05
Partial toll road 17.3 mi
22 mins
28. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road 9.1 mi
8 mins
29. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 20.3 mi
17 mins
30. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie
Partial toll road 56.5 mi
47 mins
31. Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense
Partial toll road 12.5 mi
16 mins
32. Slight right at N13 1.4 mi
3 mins
33. Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft
34. At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi
3 mins
35. At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi
3 mins
36. Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi
3 mins
37. Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft
38. Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft
39. Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi
1 min
40. Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft
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Iron_Knight
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X3rb3rus
May 2 2007, 10:45 AM
1-Go to google maps
2-go to get directions
3- type in New York to Paris
4- read line 24

and if u did the directions correctly

get directions from NYC to Paris, wouldnt u start in NYC and then go to paris, the directions say to leave New York, then come back thru conneticut and massachusets

cause if u head towards new haven u r in very southern new york of conneticut, then if u go to boston u r in massachusettes, then it tells u to go to new york again,

weird no??
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How the FUCK did you find that rofl? Pretty mint though!!!
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LMAO that is hilarious
and they even got the line across the ocean going from NY to Paris :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol thats sweet :D
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intercontinental travel google style :P
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May 2 2007, 12:15 PM


get directions from NYC to Paris, wouldnt u start in NYC and then go to paris, the directions say to leave New York, then come back thru conneticut and massachusets

cause if u head towards new haven u r in very southern new york of conneticut, then if u go to boston u r in massachusettes, then it tells u to go to new york again,

weird no??

no the directions say to leave new york, then go to massachusetts, and dive into the ocean from there, cuz thats the shortest distance. if u dived into the ocean in new york, u mite:
a) drown from pollution
or B) have to swim a couple hundred miles extra lol

the most hilarious directions i've ever read lol. is it even possible to swim that much?
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yep
i guess some weirdo is swimming the amazon river
about 5k km i think
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lol so funny.. I mean its google what else do u expect lmfao
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OskDarrek
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pink is the new black!!!!
google is serious
youtube isn't
search for:
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and u'll see our skool trip
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lol I love youtube
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pink is the new black!!!!
had to delete the movies from school principal , gimme 1 week until summer vacation , and it's back on it
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kk ^^
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haha, n00b-style on google^^
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pink is the new black!!!!
i can't swim that far
u?
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i just did it, was really refreshing!
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pink is the new black!!!!
how long u took to?
29 days?
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