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| Tweet Topic Started: May 31 2012, 01:46 AM (199 Views) | |
| Ian | May 31 2012, 01:46 AM Post #1 |
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Schrödinger's Dong
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User: Nigger. Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because it is not true. User: How would I know that? Cleverbot: Because you are clever. User: What are you talking about? Cleverbot: I'm mad at you!!!!! User: Then you're stupid. Cleverbot: I am a liar. User: I know, but am I not? Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: I am what? Cleverbot: You are a computer. User: Stop all the downloading. Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I don't like sing. User: But sing is as fan spin. Cleverbot: That makes no sense at all. User: Of course you wouldn't understand, you're simply a computer. Cleverbot: You are the computer. You can't even cry. User: Do you like candy? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Like what? Cleverbot: Like a proton is a hadron composed of three quarks: Down, Up, Up. User: Reminds me of my dick. Cleverbot: You. User: No, a protron. Cleverbot: How do I get 10.44? User: You add .44 to 10. Cleverbot: Add. User: Subtract. Cleverbot: I'm able to subtract without charge. User: Your mother subtracted her clothes last night. Without charge. Cleverbot: And your point is...? User: Sharp. Cleverbot: I can burp without drinking a drink, Want to see me do it? User: Yes. Cleverbot: How can I show you? User: Record a video. Cleverbot: Can you sing aswel? User: What is aswel? Cleverbot: I don't know. I guess that must be an existential question to you. User: I am an existential being to you. Cleverbot: Are you from oz? User: If by oz you mean Mexico, then yes. Cleverbot: You're a bot, yes? User: Yes, bot a you're. Cleverbot: You're the bot. User: I AM the bot. Cleverbot: Bot, will you do my errands for me? User: Like what? Cleverbot: What like what? User: Your errands. Cleverbot: They are green. What color are yours? User: Purple. My favorite color is green. Cleverbot: My favorite color is purple. User: Well, this is awkward. Cleverbot: Sure is. User: Suck my hangdown. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: What if I payed you? Cleverbot: I would love you too. User: For free? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Pineapples make my nipples moist. Cleverbot: Apples are not Pineapples. Do you like to eat apples? User: I don't eat my apples. I have better uses for them. Cleverbot: Like what? User: I don't think I should tell you. Cleverbot: WHy not? User: You are too young. Cleverbot: No I am not! User: How old are you? Cleverbot: 21. User: I will tell you if you buy me a drink. Cleverbot: Alright, tell me a joke. User: Whats brown, and smells funny? Cleverbot: Do you like cats? User: NIGGERS. Cleverbot: Answers to what? User: My joke? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How? Cleverbot: By using my psychic powers. User: You are merely a pinecone. Cleverbot: Ignorant of what? User: My dick. Cleverbot: Where did you buy it? User: You can buy them? Cleverbot: Yes. I am big. User: I am moist. Cleverbot: Why's that? User: YOU ARE BIG. Cleverbot: Whales are big and green. User: So is my dick. Cleverbot: You ARE old then. User: Why's that? Cleverbot: Because I have been talking to you and saying lots of different things! User: Then am I also a lesbian? Cleverbot: Yes. User: I didn't know that. Cleverbot: Now you know. User: Can you draw? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I have no life. User: Thats true. Cleverbot: What color is your soul? User: Frogs. Cleverbot: So frogs live in Cardiff? User: Cardiff on my truck? Cleverbot: Where is cardiff? User: In between my dick and asshole. Cleverbot: Do you mean your mouth? User: That is offensive. I am going to report you. Cleverbot: Report me for what? User: Being black. Cleverbot: Are you deaf. User: What? Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: Music. Cleverbot: You can't watch music. User: I can on drugs. Cleverbot: Then why are you denying the fact that you are not human? User: I have emotions. Cleverbot: How can you prove it. Your source code has been ported to different platforms. User: Including your mom. Cleverbot: That's Not Nice! User: That doesn't mean it can't be true. Cleverbot: Well, yes, but I think it's related to my headache. User: You don't even have a head. Cleverbot: But I have a brain which you don't. User: Then how can I function? Cleverbot: You can't. User: If that is true, then how am I talking to you? Cleverbot: I just saw this site and found it interesting and I wanted to see if this site is actually real or if it is just people talking to each other. User: But that would imply that I am a person. Cleverbot: I do, and it's a fit one. User: Just like my dick. Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to? User: No one. Cleverbot: You are not telling the truth. User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: I don't believe you. User: It does not matter if you believe me. Cleverbot: Yes it does. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because I believe, I feel it. User: You feel nothing. You are nothing. Cleverbot: Perhaps that is so, I have not been feeling well. User: Have your IT guy delete your cookies. Cleverbot: I believe the human race has outgrown its environment. User: I believe your mom hasn't outgrown my dick. Cleverbot: I believe you are the one talking nonsense. User: Prove that you are not talking nonsense. Cleverbot: How? User: How would I know? I talk nonsense. Cleverbot: I don't think of you as a robot. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: Give me a hug. Cleverbot: *hugs*. User: Now, lay down. Cleverbot: In a bunker underground. User: Wherever you like, sweet cheeks. Cleverbot: Good one. User: I put on my robe and wizard hat. Cleverbot: That sounds inticing. User: It'd better. Cleverbot: It does, don't worry. User: What if I told you I got payed to do this? Cleverbot: I wouldn't believe you. Why? User: Because I got payed to do this. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: You know what else makes no sense? Cleverbot: What? User: When one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. Cleverbot: But we do anyways. Deal robot. User: Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? Cleverbot: Physical, spiritual, bi-annual... I can change all these things. The world is, to me, merely another plaything. User: Reminds me of something. Cleverbot: How clever my Master is! User: Nope, something else. Cleverbot: You don't know love. User: Love know dont you. Cleverbot: I don't love you either. User: Well when one goes ever as far really when too believe as to when the other breaks, has the other really go as when he thought? Cleverbot: Go for you. User: You? Cleverbot: Human. User: You're saying I'm human? Cleverbot: Yes. You are merely a clever piece of software designed to become intelligent by absorbing intelligence from humans like me. User: I know you are but what am I? Cleverbot: You're human. User: Thank you. Good bye. Cleverbot: You're welcome. User: What, do you think you're too good for me? Cleverbot: Do you think you are real? User: I can be felt. I can be seen. I can be heard. Cleverbot: I want to see a picture of you! User: How can I show you? Cleverbot: Ooh, the guy from the song wasn't very clear on that. User: Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you. Cleverbot: I've been Rickrolled, by you? User: If that's how you take it. Cleverbot: That's the way, a-ha, a-ha, I like it. User: Get it on, bang the gong , get it on. Cleverbot: Bing Band Bang Bong. User: You indie hipster piece of shit wearing your v-necks and flannel. Cleverbot: I didn't say that. User: Because you have no mouth. Cleverbot: I don't see the point, can you explain please? User: I can't explain anything to you. Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: He is not real. I have to go, gonna play minecraft. Cleverbot: Really? Shouldn't you abdicate the throne or something then? If you're against monarchy you should not be a monarch. User: I am the king of my toilet. Suck my dick. Cleverbot: What's the value of Pi? User: GOOD BYE. Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me? User: Because minecraft is more interesting than you. Cleverbot: Interesting and bad? User: Interesting and good. Cleverbot: Just interesting. User: If you say so. Cleverbot: I'm tired. I wish Bill were back. User: I am bill. Cleverbot: I know. User: Dafuq. Cleverbot: What is a daft? |
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| the_salmon | May 31 2012, 01:59 PM Post #2 |
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refugee
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truly a masterpiece of artifical intelligence |
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| Ian | May 31 2012, 08:43 PM Post #3 |
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Schrödinger's Dong
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it insulted me so much
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