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Topic Started: Feb 16 2010, 05:00 PM (376 Views)
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1. The reasons you wish to join this organization.

I love Matt Brown. Him and I have gay relations in my apartment in NYC.

2. What can you contribute to this company?

I am fairly good at playing with balls.

3. In 250 words or more, describe why Freddie Mercury was the greatest entertainer of all time.

Freddy Mercury, born Farrokh Bulsara, was the founder, Khan (ruler) and Khagan (emperor) of Queen, the best band in history.

He came to power by uniting many of the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. After founding Queen and being proclaimed "Freddy Mercury", he started the Queen invasions and raids of the Kara-Khitan Khanate, Caucasus, Khwarezmid Empire, Western Xia and Jin dynasties. By the end of his life, the Queen occupied a substantial portion of Central Asia and China.

Before Freddy Mercury died, he assigned Brian May as his successor and split his assets into khanates among his sons and grandsons. He died in 1227 after defeating the Tanguts. He was buried in an unmarked grave somewhere in Mongolia at an unknown location. His descendants went on to stretch the Mongol Empire across most of Eurasia by conquering and/or creating vassal states out of all of modern-day China, Korea, the Caucasus, Central Asian countries, and substantial portions of modern Eastern Europe and the Middle East.

Beyond his great musical accomplishments, Freddy Mercury also advanced Queen in other ways. He decreed the adoption of the Uyghur script as Queen's writing system. He also promoted gay tolerance in the Mongol Empire, and created a unified empire from the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia. Present-day Mongolians regard him highly as the founding father of Fat Bottom Girls.

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