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hey there buddy you might be wondering what exactly we're about well we're about gREAT things and we love helping and caring for others and we will stop at nothing to make your life the best thing ever we love each and everyone of you and we will devote our time to make yours better you betcha im dead fUCKENN SERIOUS no lie

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doing this just for the hell of it
Topic Started: Feb 23 2010, 02:15 AM (369 Views)
retrosmash
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Greetings, fellow coworkers. Here be my meticulously written application to assist in the admirable services of the Star Syndicate™®.

To become a member, please make a new thread and successfully answer and complete the following:


1. Since I was a young lad, I have always had the desire to help people as much as I possibly can, be it through good capitalistic business, artistic communications, or otherwise. Joining the Star Syndicate will undoubtedly aid me in reaching my ultimate goal in life, and I hope to pay it forward at all times. I also have experience shooing Mexicans away from the old hollow tree.
2. I definitely describe myself as a people person, and will try my hardest to maintain a positive working environment while we all support eachothers' valiant efforts with bright, smiling faces. My skills in programming computers are considerably good, and I will volunteer as much as possible when it comes to trash pickup duties around the office.
3. In 250 words or more, describe why Freddie Mercury was the greatest entertainer of all time.
Why write a mere 250 word essay on the brilliance of Freddie Mercury when a single picture of his wonderful mug speaks a thousand--no, ten thousand--words justifying his spectacular life and career?
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Rest in Peace, big guy. :(
*4. A picture of your face with your bare tits hanging out.
*applies only to female applicants
I am of the male sex, but I will provide you with a drawing of the Star Syndicate's main triad of female workers to display my drawing chops.
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5. c) Look closely and take some time to soak in all the fine details within this gripping portrait.
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ant
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lil miss prissy
what happened to her :(
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charlotte
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she got much better at doing her homework in college
and i got a lot worse
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pops
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etyuertyyye no
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duff
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did you ever fuck her
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squaf
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what a crayzy asshole appilication prick jock faggot fucker idiot thang 2 do way to go asshole
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retrosmash
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fa ggot
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