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| TDAmeritrade | Aug 12 2010, 03:10 AM Post #1 |
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Greetings, [The Star Syndicate], I am a representative of stock broker corporation TDAmeritrade. I have a proposal for you: We will help your company go public if you promise to purchase precisely 5,670 shares of an upstart Nigerian oil company. Reports tell me that your company's net worth of $[250] should cover the costs for this investment. I am aware that your organization has been contacted numerous times by our affiliates in Nigeria. Well, unfortunately, we have had to "terminate" them as they were infringing upon our ventures. Rest assured that TDAmeritrade's backing is 100% guaranteed by the United States Federal Government. TDAmeritrade was voted one of Forbes' best big companies of 2008. ![]() The award was also received in 2009 and 2010 respectively. ![]() ![]() Below is an example of what our money tracking technology can deliver to you as investors: ![]() Please look at our following page for a list of our ideas about investing with [The Star Syndicate]: http://www.tdameritrade.com/researchideas/ideas.html Thank you for your time and consideration! I hope to see you on the trading floor soon! ~TDAmeritrade |
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| flee | Aug 12 2010, 12:10 PM Post #2 |
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this looks legit |
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| Lauch | Aug 12 2010, 12:11 PM Post #3 |
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this must be our dear friend the nigerian scammer from dailytoons |
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| Lauch | Aug 12 2010, 12:25 PM Post #4 |
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im a big fan of ur work |
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| TDAmeritrade | Aug 12 2010, 01:28 PM Post #5 |
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Excuse me, sir, but I am not of Nigerian descent. Just because my company has worked with Nigerian businesses in the past does not mean that I myself am Nigerian. In these tough economic times, independence is what fuels America's most powerful investors. |
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| mrscriblam | Aug 12 2010, 02:03 PM Post #6 |
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spare a dollar sir? |
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| rexCo | Aug 12 2010, 03:17 PM Post #7 |
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| ThreeStar | Aug 12 2010, 06:21 PM Post #8 |
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Holy shit that's insane!!! What method of termination did you utilize?? Guillotine? Electric chairs? Gas chambers??? |
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| charlotte | Aug 13 2010, 09:17 AM Post #9 |
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i like this topic |
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| TDAmeritrade | Aug 13 2010, 12:46 PM Post #10 |
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Would you be interested in opening a portfolio with TDAmeritrade? We offer a first-year discount to new customers along with all of our award winning research and technology. TDAmeritrade will be your guide to Wall Street without imposing our will upon you. Independence is what fuels America's most powerful investors. |
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| AnthonyCumia | Aug 13 2010, 06:01 PM Post #11 |
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if you had to guess what would you hypothesize about the cleanliness of your mother's twat |
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| ThreeStar | Aug 13 2010, 07:02 PM Post #12 |
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I have queastion do U have a map to wall streat ? Thanks in Advanced |
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| retrosmash | Oct 4 2010, 07:23 PM Post #13 |
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fa ggot |
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