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Topic Started: Jul 2 2007, 04:53 AM (799 Views)
Varkolak
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lol that's what I would have thought! lol
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Varkolak
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but if we were under attack by zombies then the best thing to have would be something to crack open the skull to destroy the brain.
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RaccoonCityCop
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Hey all, STARS from the FVZA forum here.

I'm votin AR-15. Keep em at a range, and it can scramble a brain just fine. Portable and light, common as hell. Can't go wrong.

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Varkolak
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haha hey STARS! nice to see ya!

I wonder if a frozen paintball would crack the skull..

what do you think? If you shoot it just right?
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RaccoonCityCop
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Thanks for the welcome!

A frozen paintball? Hmmm...I dunno. I think even if ya froze it, the bone in a skull is still more dense than the paintball, so probably not. Then again, if a zombie is kinda...well, ripe...maybe his head is softer. Know how ya see em crawlin up from under a tombstone sometimes? Can't be as tough as freshly dead.

And I sure wouldn't wanna catch one in the eye. You know what they say...it's all fun and games until...

If it doesn't punch through into his CPU you could at least blind the bastard.
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Varkolak
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Nice, that would sure get the job done.

If all else fails, just throw random objects and run. lol
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RaccoonCityCop
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Just lookin around my place I see lots of things I could use.

Hmm...Maybe my place ain't the best example! lol.

Okay well in the average house...I would say we're lookin to get the fark outta dodge here and find something better, right? Not neccessarily slay thousands of Deadites with Ma's rolling pin...

Axes, shovels, crowbars, baseball bats, all the good stuff. Somethin that keeps ya from being kissin close and could cave a head in if ya swung it like ya meant it.

Nailgun? Maybe. Needs an air tank.

Chainsaw? Yeah that would do it...and bathe ya in infected blood.

Suppose I would go with an axe or a sledgehammer.
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Varkolak
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I think the baseball bat would leave a nice dent.

Chainsaw would be fun but, your right. You could get the blood all over you.

Is it possible to drown zombies?
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RaccoonCityCop
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Wow...You know, I guess it depends...which universe and how the zombie works. I can honestly say I never seriously thought about that.

I've seen some older, very, very low budget zombie movies where they could swim (and fight sharks under water?? :huh: )

I wonder, cause when ya see them dig themselves out of a graveyard, that's gotta take a while! And they ain't breathing there. So that's quite a bit of time without any good old air.

Then again, they say with regular people, you have 4 minutes without oxygen before you suffer brain damage...How much, I dunno. Maybe just your math not being what it used to be? Much longer than that and it's coloring books for Christmas for the rest of your life.

But zombies sure ain't gonna be winning many spelling bees or science fairs anyway so I figure they can go a long time without breathing, if they breathe. Which they must. So to keep what little of their brain they still have (enough to shuffle and grunt and eat ya) can't take much air at all. Maybe that's why shooting them in the chest doesn't do anything, even tho it would do in a normal person.

Aaaanyway, long story short...Yeah, you could drown em. I think it would just take a lot longer than a normal person.
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Varkolak
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hmm.. interesting. But very true.

yeah, since they already are brain dead kinda, I guess it wouldn't bother them so much.

I guess if ya really sit down and think about it, there are lots of ways to avoid getting bitten, or to get rid of a zombie.

The whole, "climb a tree" thing, drown em.. yeah.

haha it would be kinda funny though to watch someone try to drown a zombie. I just wonder how long it would take.
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RaccoonCityCop
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Dang....If you were actually gonna hold his head down in the tub, I'd say pack a lunch, you're in for a long day.

If you were gonna trick them into falling into a lake or river though, that would probably do it. Can't see them swimming very well at all.

Hopefully if you climb a tree he doesn't just park his smelly ass under it and wait for ya...With any luck he gets bored or someone else comes along and distracts him. Worst case? He sits down there and yells until others show up. Then again, beggers can't be choosy. If a tree is what ya got, then thats what ya got.

Just remember though, you don't have to outrun everyone. Make sure you keep a fat kid or two around, and you're pretty much golden.
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rejuvinat
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if i were trying to kill a zombie i would use a garlick cana polt lol
if three lima beans ate africas border then how many people could lift a giraff

i like being random
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Varkolak
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Garlic? I think you are thinking of vampires.
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RaccoonCityCop
Jul 6 2007, 01:14 AM
Just remember though, you don't have to outrun everyone. Make sure you keep a fat kid or two around, and you're pretty much golden.

ROFL

I heard a saying once that said

"your a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you"

It's always good to have friends with you. :haha:
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RaccoonCityCop
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:haha:

Ain't seen a zombie on the Jenny Craig diet yet...doubt they would pass up a fat kid. Babyback ribs!

You really gotta wonder though...Who are the friends who would actually pull you from the clutches of a zombie, and who are the ones who would kick ya in the pills and run?

Only one way to know I guess.
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