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| cg arsch | Apr 13 2011, 02:37 PM Post #1 |
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Discordia: Now you established a seemingly harmonic order. CG: Yes, I did. Discordia: It will be all boring and stuff, you know. CG: Yes I know. Discordia: I don’t like it. CG: That I know as well. Discordia: So what are you going to do? CG: I will do as every discordian would do in my place: Unleash chaos once anew. Discordia: That is my boy. With you control of old Y-W and their possibilities that task should be easily fulfilled. CG: That is what I thought. I did do this take over for a reason I didn’t name on Sunday: To have a hell of fun. Maybe to increase the effect, I should go for gold in UFW as well. Discordia. That sounds brilliant to me. So who is gonna be CEO of new Y-W. CG: You will see once the shareholders meeting starts. …. The shareholds meeting. Dr. Ash and Bishop Henrickson are present. CG rushes dynamtically to the stage and starts his announcement. CG: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, as a new majority shareholder of this company, I am willing to announce some changes. First of all I hereby launch a vote of nonconfidence against Bishop Henrickson. The main raison being that his style of leadership brought the company into serious struggle that decreased its shareholder value immensely. So we the shareholders had to pay the price of bad management. So if you want to withdraw your confidence from Mr. Henrickson raise your arm. CG lift his right arm as do a huge majority of the present shareholders. CG: So it is certain and official. Mr. Henrickson you have been fired by the meeting. Henrickson: You dirty scumbag, you can’t just do that. CG: In fact I just did it, fair and square, mon ami. I know only too well that you don’t even know the meaning of those words, but anyway you are a thing of the past. Get Mr. Henrickson out of the hall, please. Some securities appear and drag the fighting Henrickson out of the hall. Dr. Ash. You dirty traitor, we should have never hired you. CG: You should never set feed on my territory. But as you did, you face the consequence. I beg you shut up since, I want to precede with this meeting, I don’t have time all day. Next on the agenda is the election of a new CEO, who will lead the board in our interest. I would do it myself, yet as I already remarked I am heavily time constrained, thus I want to propose somebody I consider the most loyal to shareholds interests. He is an experience lawyer and shipbuilder, he has experience in leadership as well. Most of all he is completely reliable. Ladies and gentlemen Mr. Hagbard Celine. Hagbard Celine enters the stage. CG: If you are in favor of having Mr. Celine as a new CEO for this company, raise your arm. Again CG and a slight majority of those present lift their arms. CG: I report there is a vast majority. Congratualtion Mr. Celine you are the new Chief Executive Officer. Dr. Ash: This is a total joke CG. I will never be part in this ridiculous ploy. CG: You don’t have to. We can resolve it right here. Hagbard? Hagbard: As a first of official act, I declare Dr. Ash to be fired. Dr. Ash: Are you kidding me, you install your puppet to reign such a big company and to do all the dirty work that you are not willing stand in for. CG: Mr. Ash I think we have heard enough of you for today. Security? Dr. Ash: Save the effort, I am going to leave anyway, I can’t endure this mother of all jokes anymore. But remember CG, you always meet twice. I still have something that you kindly gave to me and I will not hand it over without spilling blood. CG: Fair enough. Dr. Ash leaves deeply enraged and cursing. CG: For today there is one last point I would like to get done. Since this company doesn’t belong anymore to the Yeyland-Wutani Corporation and since its name was harmed by recent events, I would like to, as an act to build up new reputation that is not effect by the old events, rename it. Since I am the owner effectively and stand for what I say, I want this company to share my name as well. So I propose this is to be Arsch Corp from now on. Since I hold a decisive majority, a vote would just be a waste of time. Thus this is officially Arsch Corp from now on. I think we come to a close now. Thank you for you time, expect big things to happen in the near future. …… Celine’s office. Hagbard: This is really a nice office, no wonder Henrickson was so angry having to leave. CG: It is pleasant indeed. But that is not the reason I am here right now. I want you do something for me, inofficially. Could you check the record whether there is any trace of Canal in the database. Hagbard: Just gimme a second. Ehm… Yeah he is actually still alive an kicking. We hold him imprisoned in one of our plants to run some experiments. CG: Excellent. I will ask you to free him and set him out on UFW territory. Hagbard: Why? CG: You are not supposed to asked questions, but since you are my friend I will have the kindness and answer. He shall spread some discord there. I want him to attack Ragnar Bloodwrath and intervene in the title picture. Hagbard: You are up for title these days? CG: Maybe, I don’t know yet, but what I do know is that I want to demonstrate to glorious Mr. Henrickson how carry out a reign in terror and how to enslave UFW! |
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