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Jack Names The Planets After You; Contract Signing
Topic Started: Jan 8 2012, 06:51 PM (241 Views)
Jack Williams
Newbie
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The camera cuts away to the Shuttle bay. A large light blue craft lands with a hiss of steam. Two large panels slide to the side and a ramp lowers to the ground from the craft. A small figure walks forward and down the ramp carrying a bag. Behind the figure stands another, standing tall with an air of arrogance. As the two walk forward, the larger of the two removes his hood, revealing the features of a human.
: What a very unusual way to travel. I’m used to limousines and first class, and then I’m given this hunk of rusty nonsense to bring me, where ever I am. Where am I Florence?
Florence: UWF, Ultimate Force Wrestling. Interestingly, they have cloaks instead of title belts.
: Really? Very interesting, do take your hood down, were on the middle of a space station it’s not like anyone here is going to stare at you.
‘Florence’ pulls down its hood revealing the features of a cat.
: There isn’t that better?
Florence: Yes sir, it is.
: You’d think they’d notice when a ship lands in their shuttle bay wouldn’t you? Where is the welcoming party? Where are the hoards of screaming fans? Where is anything for that matter?
With that, Micheal Ferringo walks into view and outstretches his hand.
Micheal: Hello there. I’m Micheal, you must be Jack Williams.
Jack: No. That is my friend and travelling companion Florence, I am Jack Williams. You haven’t made a very good first impression.
Florence: Not at all.
Micheal: I am sorry:
Jack: Apology accepted; just don’t go confusing me for her again.
Micheal: Oh believe me I won’t.
Jack: So, where is my dressing room? Or do I have to slum it with everyone else?
Micheal: I will take you to your room soon enough, but there is the small matter of your contract. It seems you didn’t sign it.
Jack: Yes I am aware of that. I wanted to meet the GM and have a few words with him. Where is his or her office?
Micheal: His office is through here, if you could come with me.
Jack and Florence follow Micheal out of the shuttle bay and along a corridor before stopping in front of a door. Micheal holds up an ID card to a scanner and the door opens.
Micheal: Please go in.
Jack walks in followed loyally by Florence.
Jack: So is the GM invisible? Or does not do personal appearances?
Florence: I do believe that we are standing in a lift.
Jack: Ah, well then. How do we operate it? Only there are no buttons?
Micheal: Its voice activated. You’ll need deck seven.
Jack: Thank you. Deck seven please.
The doors slide shut and the lift springs into life. Jack and Florence stand in the middle of the life watch as the display over the door shows the deck numbers they pass. The lift slows to a stop and the doors open. Jack and Florence walk out into a large white corridor. At the end of the corridor is the only door.
Jack: I’d put good money on that being the GM’s office.
Jack and Florence walk toward the door. Jack goes knock the door, but the doors open without a touch. Jack walks in despite the obvious shock.
Jack: Hello. I’m Jack Williams, this is Florence. I’m here to sign the contract you offered.
A small green creature with large ears is seen sitting at a desk. He raises his hand a clipboard raises from the desk and floats over to Jack.
Yoda: Sign it, you will.
Jack: Okay.
Jack takes hold of the clipboard and starts to read it over.
Jack: So I get a title match with Thantos for The Padawans Cape. And on my first show as well. Percentage of merchandise is good, more than I expected.
Jack pulls out a pen from his jacket pocket and signs the contract.
Yoda: If that is all, leave you will.
Jack: Yeah sure. Listen, just how do I get to my room?
Yoda: With great patience and clear head, you will find your goal. Return to meditation I will.
Jack leaves as confused as he was when he first arrived and heads back to the lift.
Florence: I thought I was weird.
Jack: I’ll leave him be. Deck um, five I suppose.
The doors slide shut and the lift starts its journey. Jack pulls a sweet from his pocket and throws it into the air. Florence leaps up and catches it in its mouth before eating it. The doors open and Jack and Florence step out as the camera cuts out.
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The Thantos
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The tow are shown walking down the corridor twrilling around the Masked Edge mask on his finger when he bumps into Jack Williams. Thantos looks at Jack then the cat.
Thantos:
Hey, nice pussy!
The censors will be on our ass for that line...
Thantos:Let me guess, your a huge fan and manged to sneak backstage for an autograph... well here we are and your cat...
Thantos signs the mask and give it to Jack and then signs his name on the cat.
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Jack Williams
Newbie
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Florence snarls at Thantos as Jack steps forward.
Jack: Why thank you. I now something to clean the mud from my boots. And you can stop trying to write on Florence. The last thing I need is for her to be irritated in a new environment. I take it you are unaware of just who I am. Well allow me to introduce myself. I am 'The High Class Hero' Jack Williams. This is my familiar Florence. Part cat, part Human. This on the other hand is my fist.
Jack pulls his hand back and punches Thantos hard in the face. Thantos stumbles back, grabbing a chair. Thantos takes a swings the chair at Jack, but Jack dodges out of the way and the chair crashes into the wall of the corridor. Thantos drops the chair and charges at Jack.
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The Thantos
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Thantos stops abruptly.
Thantos:
Wait... pause game, your the Jack Williams! Why didn't you say so! One sec!
Thantos rushes off to a closet leaving the 2 confused. Thantos pops up behind him and kcicks him behind the left knee before hitting an elbow in the side of the head kncoking him into the wall. Thantos grabs the chair and acts like he's going to hit Jack before calmly sitting down in it.
Thantos:
Yeah, I have no idea who you are or why you hit me... but don't do it again lambchop, okay?
You'r kind of being an ass right now.
Thantos:Hey, I couldn't do this crap as Masked Edge.
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Jack Williams
Newbie
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Florence stares at Thantos menacingly as Jack dusts himself down.
Jack: Well then. Now that we have that awkward first meeting out of the way, whats say we seperate until I can batter your tiny head in, hmm?
Thantos turns to leave his chair, before sitting back down.
Thantos: What is that cat thing anyway?
Jack: Florence was my pet cat. That is all you need to know. We've both got knocks in, now either help me find my room or kindly leave us be.
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The Thantos
Advanced Member
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Thantos:Wiat, we're fighting in a match? Oh, Yoda your strange little green thing... Your locker room is marked Jobbers. Its down the hall and to you left... And here kitty!
Keep your colors consistent!
Florence:Back off!
Thantos:... That thing talks! The COPULATION!
Censors, got to love 'em.
Thantos leaves.
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Jack Williams
Newbie
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Jack: I'll see you next Tuesday.
Florence: Or Saturday as it turns out.
Jack: Whatever. Let's find our room.
Jack and Florence pick up their things and leave.
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