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Dick Van Dyke's; The Strip Club
Topic Started: Nov 15 2006, 07:53 AM (352 Views)
zander smith
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Zander frowned. He decided to drop it for now.

"Okay, I'm going to go change. I guess I'm a cowboy tonight."
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Andy Barclay
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"Alright," Andy said as he smiled at Zander. He shoved the note back in his pocket. "I have to get ready for the VIP room. A lot of women are going to be disappointed that you're not taking it all off anymore, you know."
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zander smith
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"Yeah, well there's only one woman who should see that. And she's gorgeous and waiting at home for me. Thanks again for letting me get back to her tonight. You're amazing."
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Andy Barclay
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"Hey, it's no problem," Andy said as he rubbed Zander's shoulders. "You're an amazing guy. I wish I had a man who'd go the lengths you are the people you love."
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zander smith
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"Someday," Zander told him, "And if I knew a way to introduce you to everybody, I'd invite you to the wedding. I just don't want Sly's fiance to find out he was stripping."
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Andy Barclay
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"I'd never give Sly away like that," Andy told him. "I'd have gotten him out of this job sooner if I could. He's a great guy, just like you are It's just... you and Sly are the only guys who've been willing to be friends with me since I moved to this town. I know it's wrong, but... I was desperate to have a friend working with me in this hellhole. I'm sorry I got you roped into working here. I shouldn't have asked you to audtion."
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zander smith
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"It's okay, man," Zander told him, putting a hand on his shoulder, "I understand. I hate this job, but I understand. Don't you want more? Can't you find a better job?"
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Andy Barclay
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"I wish," Andy told him. "But... no one wants to hire me, I've tried looking for other jobs. This is the only place that can pay well enough to keep my bills caught up."
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zander smith
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"How good are you at typing?" Zander questioned, "We need a receptionist at our law firm... maybe I could pull some strings."
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Andy Barclay
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"Are you kidding?" Andy asked. "Reading, typing, writing, I can do it all! But would they hire me after working here?"
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zander smith
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"If I give you a recommendation, they won't even look at your employment history," Zander told him. "Besides, getting you out of here would make the time I've suffered worthwhile."
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Andy Barclay
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"Thank you," Andy said, then before he realized what he was doing, Andy put his hands on Zander's head and delivered a powerful kiss. Andy pulled back, shocked at what he'd just done. "Oh God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!"
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zander smith
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Zander pulled back and put his hand to his lips.

"Don't worry about it... just... don't do it again. No offense, but my girlfriend wouldn't like it."
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Andy Barclay
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"I just- I don't know what happened," Andy told him nervously. "I guess I'm just in need of a good lay lately. I haven't had sex in a month. Not since that one night stand with Dr. Dreamy Jr."
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zander smith
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"Who?" Zander asked, curiously. "Do I know the guy?"
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Andy Barclay
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"Didn't catch the guy's last name," Andy told him. "We didn't want to have too much of a connection. Me and my sister found these hunky doctors in the bar, Patrick and Brandon. I spent most of the night giving Brandon a wild ride, then... I never saw him again."
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zander smith
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"Hold on, two doctors, in Westland, named Patrick and Brandon? Oh my God..." Zander sighed.
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Andy Barclay
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"What's the matter?" Andy asked. "Brandon said he was coming off of a really bad breakup. I wouldn't have done it if he was in a relationship, Zander, I'm not that kind of guy, I swear."
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zander smith
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"No, not Brandon," Zander sighed, "But Patrick... I should give that guy a piece of my mind."
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Andy Barclay
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"What's McDreamy got to do with this?" Andy asked. "He said his girl just dumped him, too. Seemed really depressed when he left with Emma."
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zander smith
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"There's no way that she broke up with him," Zander started, getting a little over-protective of his ex, "That asshole cheated."
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Andy Barclay
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"Are you sure?" Andy asked, feeling his high kicking in. "I mean, the guy seemed like he was depressed over something."
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zander smith
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"I used to date his fiancee... trust me, she would never dump him," Zander started, "Is he still screwing around with your sister?"
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Andy Barclay
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"Not that I know of," Andy replied. "The only reason she went home with him is so I could have some... time with Brandon. Talk about depressed. But still, Brandon was one of the best lays I ever had. Too bad I never saw him again after that night."
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zander smith
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"Come to the wedding tomorrow. Brandon should be there..." Zander started, "And Sly would appreciate seeing you, as long as you introduce yourself as a friend from a class or something."
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