I am so P.O'd

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I am so P.O'd
Topic Started: Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM (460 Views)
itchy feet	Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM Post #1
Advanced Member Posts: 88 Group: Member Member #795 Joined: August 10, 2010	I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in.



angora	Dec 21 2016, 04:05 AM Post #2
WWS Book Club Coordinator Posts: 14,494 Group: Member Member #717 Joined: March 31, 2010	itchy feet Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in. bounce and jump045



agate	Dec 21 2016, 04:08 AM Post #3
Posts: 21,864 Group: Administration Member #203 Joined: February 2, 2006	bounce and jump045 oh that is really a good one itchy.



goldengal	Dec 21 2016, 04:55 AM Post #4
Mistress, House of Dogs Posts: 11,674 Group: Member Member #715 Joined: March 31, 2010	Thanks for a good chuckle Itchy. Take care, Pat



FuzzyO	Dec 21 2016, 05:29 AM Post #5
Posts: 16,968 Group: Administration Member #710 Joined: March 30, 2010	Love that story!!!



Olive Oil	Dec 21 2016, 07:00 AM Post #6
Gold Star Member Posts: 4,747 Group: Member Member #785 Joined: June 10, 2010	Wow, you had me going there for a minute!



lilal	Dec 21 2016, 09:13 AM Post #7
Blue Star Member Posts: 1,545 Group: Member Member #206 Joined: February 2, 2006	oooh 02 laugh123 :liar:



erka	Dec 21 2016, 10:31 AM Post #8
Gold Star Member Posts: 5,330 Group: Member Member #233 Joined: February 8, 2006	Very funny. Forwarded this to some friends and they thought I actually brought a homeless person home!!



wildie	Dec 21 2016, 01:32 PM Post #9
Veteran Member Posts: 12,173 Group: Member Member #442 Joined: October 11, 2006	itchy feet Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in. Sounds like a work-mate of mine. Been 30 since I last seen him, but he was always doing this! Did he have a Scottish accent?



margrace	Dec 21 2016, 02:18 PM Post #10
Gold Star Member Posts: 5,367 Group: Member Member #723 Joined: April 1, 2010	really



goldengal	Dec 21 2016, 03:30 PM Post #11
Mistress, House of Dogs Posts: 11,674 Group: Member Member #715 Joined: March 31, 2010	erka Dec 21 2016, 10:31 AM Very funny. Forwarded this to some friends and they thought I actually brought a homeless person home!! OMG Erka ...... I am so glad I am not the only one. Does no one recognize a joke any more? Take care, Pat



Shorty	Dec 21 2016, 04:43 PM Post #12
Red Star Member Posts: 2,301 Group: Member Member #1,150 Joined: February 12, 2015	You had me almost to the end. Thanks and my friends will be getting this.



goldengal	Dec 22 2016, 01:01 AM Post #13
Mistress, House of Dogs Posts: 11,674 Group: Member Member #715 Joined: March 31, 2010	I had three friends who truly thought I had invited this man into our house. Had a wee chuckle when I replied and set them straight. Take care, Pat



Trotsky	Dec 22 2016, 01:29 AM Post #14
Big City Boy Posts: 38,319 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: September 8, 2005	itchy, You forgot to leave him milk and cookies.



agate	Dec 22 2016, 12:54 PM Post #15
Posts: 21,864 Group: Administration Member #203 Joined: February 2, 2006	bounce and jump045 Just had a text from a post I made of this joke. She really did think I had some one in...funny :santawink.gif:



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