I am so P.O'd

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I am so P.O'd
Topic Started: Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM (463 Views)
itchy feet	Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM Post #1
Advanced Member Posts: 88 Group: Member Member #795 Joined: August 10, 2010	I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in.

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campy	Dec 23 2016, 11:55 AM Post #16
Handyman Extraordinaire Posts: 28,720 Group: no politics Member #204 Joined: February 2, 2006	itchy feet Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in. O.K. you were kind hearted and stupid. They go together sometimes.



Dialtone	Dec 23 2016, 12:05 PM Post #17
Gold Star Member Posts: 7,190 Group: Member Member #721 Joined: April 1, 2010	campy Dec 23 2016, 11:55 AM itchy feet Dec 21 2016, 03:31 AM I can't believe this happened to us. I will tell you, we will never step up to help anyone again. We were either kind hearted or stupid. You be the judge. Yesterday we noticed a man shivering in the cold. Out of the kindness of our heart we took him into our home. Felt so sorry for the poor guy trembling in the cold. Got up this morning, and found out he had disappeared. Not a thank you note, not even a goodbye. The last straw? He peed all over the living room floor. That's the thanks we get for being good to people. Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ If you see him, don't let him in. O.K. you were kind hearted and stupid. They go together sometimes. Good grief.



goldengal	Dec 23 2016, 12:07 PM Post #18
Mistress, House of Dogs Posts: 11,674 Group: Member Member #715 Joined: March 31, 2010	Oh Campy .... You are like some of my friends and believed this was true. Did you not read this part: Quote: Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ He melted. lol I have one friend who replied and told me that she too had been taken in by a woman recently and described it in detail and how she had to call the police. I did not dare tell her what I sent her was a funny. Take care, Pat



David	Dec 23 2016, 12:07 PM Post #19
Posts: 5,861 Group: Moderator Emeritus Member #12 Joined: June 30, 2005	laugh123 My thoughts exactly DT



campy	Dec 23 2016, 12:20 PM Post #20
Handyman Extraordinaire Posts: 28,720 Group: no politics Member #204 Joined: February 2, 2006	goldengal Dec 23 2016, 12:07 PM Oh Campy .... You are like some of my friends and believed this was true. Did you not read this part: Quote: Now we're warning people to be on the lookout for this guy. He's kind of heavyset, wearing nothing but a scarf and a top hat. He has dark, black eyes and a nose like a carrot ........ He melted. lol I have one friend who replied and told me that she too had been taken in by a woman recently and described it in detail and how she had to call the police. I did not dare tell her what I sent her was a funny. Take care, Pat Whatever. Why post it without identifying it as satire? Posted in Rants and Consumer issues instead of Humour. What is the point? I just gave a meal to a man in desperate straits who fit the description. So much for that. Edited by campy, Dec 23 2016, 12:30 PM.



David	Dec 23 2016, 01:19 PM Post #21
Posts: 5,861 Group: Moderator Emeritus Member #12 Joined: June 30, 2005	campy Dec 23 2016, 12:20 PM goldengal Dec 23 2016, 12:07 PM Oh Campy .... You are like some of my friends and believed this was true. Did you not read this part: Quoting limited to 2 levels deep Whatever. Why post it without identifying it as satire? Posted in Rants and Consumer issues instead of Humour. What is the point? I just gave a meal to a man in desperate straits who fit the description. So much for that. Campy, did the man you fed have a nose like a carrot?



agate	Dec 23 2016, 02:13 PM Post #22
Posts: 21,864 Group: Administration Member #203 Joined: February 2, 2006	David Dec 23 2016, 01:19 PM campy Dec 23 2016, 12:20 PM Quoting limited to 2 levels deep Campy, did the man you fed have a nose like a carrot? oooh 02 oooh 02 your stirring the pot David LOL



campy	Dec 23 2016, 02:26 PM Post #23
Handyman Extraordinaire Posts: 28,720 Group: no politics Member #204 Joined: February 2, 2006	Yes he did have a nose like a carrot. Now how do you know I am not putting you on? The moth and the flame play a dangerous game . http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/british-columbia/operation-red-nose-3-tips-for-drunk-passengers-1.2863649 Edited by campy, Dec 23 2016, 02:33 PM.



itchy feet	Dec 23 2016, 02:31 PM Post #24
Advanced Member Posts: 88 Group: Member Member #795 Joined: August 10, 2010	No comment.



campy	Dec 23 2016, 02:36 PM Post #25
Handyman Extraordinaire Posts: 28,720 Group: no politics Member #204 Joined: February 2, 2006	agate Dec 23 2016, 02:13 PM David Dec 23 2016, 01:19 PM Quoting limited to 2 levels deep oooh 02 oooh 02 your stirring the pot David LOL You forgot to add. Again?



David	Dec 23 2016, 03:02 PM Post #26
Posts: 5,861 Group: Moderator Emeritus Member #12 Joined: June 30, 2005	You can put me on if you like. A sense of humor would be welcomed



agate	Dec 23 2016, 03:51 PM Post #27
Posts: 21,864 Group: Administration Member #203 Joined: February 2, 2006	campy Dec 23 2016, 02:36 PM agate Dec 23 2016, 02:13 PM Quoting limited to 2 levels deep You forgot to add. Again? Campy you so need to lighten up...we are just having fun. It is still allowed no matter the age :santawink.gif:



erka	Dec 23 2016, 04:10 PM Post #28
Gold Star Member Posts: 5,330 Group: Member Member #233 Joined: February 8, 2006	Itchy Feet: I loved the joke and caught on right away - the carrot nose was a dead give-away!!



campy	Dec 23 2016, 06:30 PM Post #29
Handyman Extraordinaire Posts: 28,720 Group: no politics Member #204 Joined: February 2, 2006	agate Dec 23 2016, 03:51 PM campy Dec 23 2016, 02:36 PM Quoting limited to 2 levels deep Campy you so need to lighten up...we are just having fun. It is still allowed no matter the age :santawink.gif: Fasten your seat belt agate.



Shorty	Dec 23 2016, 06:40 PM Post #30
Red Star Member Posts: 2,301 Group: Member Member #1,150 Joined: February 12, 2015	I posted it too and got various responses. It really did suck me in at the start. Loved it.



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