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| Is Trump right? | |
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| Topic Started: Mar 29 2017, 01:56 PM (165 Views) | |
| yrrabskoorb | Mar 29 2017, 01:56 PM Post #1 |
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Donald Trump met with the Queen of England, and he asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you could give me?" "Well," replied the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Trump frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Theresa May in here, would you?" Theresa May walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, if you would, Theresa. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Theresa May answered, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," said the Queen. Trump went back home to ask Mike Pence the same question. “ Mike, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Pence. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer. Finally, Pence ran in to Sarah Palin in a restaurant the next night. Pence asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!" Pence smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Pence then, went back to speak with Trump. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!" Trump got up, stomped over to Pence, and angrily yelled, "No, you idiot! It's Theresa May!" ...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE |
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| David | Mar 29 2017, 02:03 PM Post #2 |
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Loved it! |
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| Trotsky | Mar 29 2017, 02:58 PM Post #3 |
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That is terrific, Barry. |
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| imjene | Mar 30 2017, 08:48 AM Post #4 |
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:laugh on head: 023 |
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| Domestic Goddess | Apr 25 2017, 03:18 PM Post #5 |
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OMG, now that was funny! :good post: |
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| yaya | Apr 26 2017, 02:31 AM Post #6 |
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Love it. |
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