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Trumping Trump
Topic Started: May 8 2017, 02:00 PM (124 Views)
yrrabskoorb
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A little Irish humor for you

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day
in his new Washington D.C. Parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was... a donkey lying dead in the middle of his
front lawn.

He promptly called the White House.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Donald Trump, How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann's Catholic Church.

There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as
to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?"

Trump, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish
accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father,
replied,

"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care
of the last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a moment...

Father O'Malley then replied:

"Aye,' tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of
kin first, which is the reason for me call."
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I like it!!
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