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Life after Death
Topic Started: Jul 21 2017, 03:23 AM (121 Views)
goldengal
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Obama, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and, as former world leaders, were being given a tour of hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Obama gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Obama got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiled and replied: "Since Trump took over, that country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Take care,
Pat
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Trotsky
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Pat, I sent that on to a friend making only two changes: Putin was billed in Rubles and Elizabeth was billed in Pounds.
Edited by Trotsky, Jul 22 2017, 10:11 AM.
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