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Wild West Politics
Topic Started: Nov 5 2017, 06:56 AM (117 Views)
goldengal
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with
the other. He says to the waiter:


"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."


He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee . . .
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his
shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo
with the other.


He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,


"Training for a position in United States Congress
. . . Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

Take care,
Pat
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Dialtone
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laugh123 Sounds like our part of the country, only it's NDP training. ohmy 03
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