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Three Little Pigs
Topic Started: Jul 1 2018, 11:36 AM (97 Views)
goldengal
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The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out

to dinner one night. The

waiter came and took their

drink order.

'I would like a Sprite,' said

the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said

the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of

beer,' said the third little

piggy.


The drinks were brought

out and the waiter took

their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,'

said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,'

said the second piggy.


'I want beer, lots and lots of

beer,' said the third little

piggy.


The meals were brought out

and a while later the waiter approached the table and

asked if the piggies would

like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said

the first piggy.

'I want a cheesecake,' said

the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots

of beer,' exclaimed the

third little piggy.




'Pardon me for asking,'

said the waiter to the third

little piggy,'

But why have you only

ordered beer all evening?'



You're gonna LOVE me for this....



The third piggy says -


'Well, somebody has to go

'Wee, wee, wee, all the way

home!
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sooty
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Still giggling. So true.😺.
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agate
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Hahaha...good morning laugh.
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Trotsky
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Hee, Hee.
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Not That Esme
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I do love him for that!
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