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| A be-a-legend opportunity | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 1 2012, 01:10 PM (71 Views) | |
| Bitsy | Jul 1 2012, 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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On January 9 a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped. The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow! George says "That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl" The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed! -- |
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| David | Jul 1 2012, 02:36 PM Post #2 |
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Love this one! |
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| Bitsy | Jul 2 2012, 12:45 AM Post #3 |
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I especially liked this being from Texas and knowing too many men who are legends in their own mind and think their attention, in this case a kiss, is all that a woman needs or desires to be happy. |
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| Darcie | Jul 2 2012, 01:05 AM Post #4 |
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biggrin 04 Cute one. |
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| David | Jul 4 2012, 03:08 AM Post #5 |
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That's not all they need or desire to be happy? |
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| Dana | Jul 4 2012, 03:20 AM Post #6 |
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WWS Hummingbird Guru & Wildlife photographer extrordinaire
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That's what I told the last one! Nope, not enough. |
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