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Senior Wedding
Topic Started: Aug 17 2012, 06:21 AM (49 Views)
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This is an oldie but someone sent it to me today and it is a goodie:

>>> Senior Wedding
>>>
>>> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
>>>
>>> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
>>>
>>> "Are you the owner?"
>>>
>>> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "You bet!"
>>>
>>> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

>>> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
>>>
>>> Pharmacist: "Sure."
>>>
>>> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
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