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| The DEA Agent | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 22 2012, 09:00 AM (37 Views) | |
| DirtyBob | Aug 22 2012, 09:00 AM Post #1 |
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A DEA officer stopped by our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illeagal growing drugs". I say "Okay, but don't go in that field over there..." The DEA officer verbally exploded saying "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear? I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my bog old mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. I put down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs... "Your badge, show him your badge!" |
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