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Overheard at the library
Topic Started: Jan 9 2013, 01:52 AM (85 Views)
Bitsy
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A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice: “$1000 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT 'S TOO MUCH! ”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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Darcie
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:on a roll:
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margrace
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Oh that is so funny.
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Delphi51
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Wow! I don't remember a joke that hits two favoured professions so well.
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