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Puns worthy of Heatseeker
Topic Started: Jan 26 2013, 12:59 PM (139 Views)
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When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously Bush's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Bitsy
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I like!!!
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Darcie
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Skeptic
:ditto:
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FuzzyO
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Thanks for the chuckle!
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Trotsky
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Let's see, where is it. Oh yeah: Groan2.gif
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imjene
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Now I wonder who sits and thinks all of those up? -- Good ones for emailing.
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Been awhile since I saw a bunch of good puns; Ones to inflict on my friens, for sure.

nainai
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