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| Topic Started: Sep 10 2013, 07:29 AM (193 Views) | |
| Phillip | Sep 10 2013, 07:29 AM Post #1 |
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Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin' there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms ‘round there No bird who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it’s very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the cricket’s on And fetch another beer |
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| heatseeker | Sep 10 2013, 08:12 AM Post #2 |
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Oz foreplay: Flops into bed after a night of drinking, hat and boots on, elbows wife roughly, and says, "You awake?" |
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